Justin & Selena KISSING @ MOVIE DATE

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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez were kissing during a movie date last night Feb. 28, reports Hollywire. Source revealed: ‘They were at Sherman Oaks Galleria on their way up to the Arclight. They were making-out on the escalator and her hand was in his back pocket. Selena and Justin started giggling..

..after stealing a quick kiss and Selena sarcastically quipped ‘Awkward!’ Selena was wearing something black. Justin was wearing grey skinny jeans, a black sweatshirt and a leather jacket with a hood over his head.’

,

  • hey. its me

    aw

  • ilovepeacock
  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    ON THE ESCALATOR?????????

    ____________________

    lmfao.

    how can you make out on an escalator though, i would freak out about getting to the top and falling over

  • TheOne

    2nd!

    why is this posted twice?

    why would selena say “Awkward!”?
    and
    how come people don’t like JELENA?

    so many questions; so few answers

  • Entertainmentlove

    blehhhh *vomit*

  • mels

    it’s pretty obvious that they have un-protected sex.
    *cough* Justin is allergic to latex *cough* ;P

    —————
    I would assume they do…they’ve been dating for a while and she’s probably on birth control lol

  • xSweetCandyxx

    They are my new favourite couple :)

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:

    lol they didn’t describe what selena was wearing but they described every little detail about justins outfit

    ——

    Male fashion is boring.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    LMFAO, i cant wait to see what photo oceanup will use. xD

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    oh. was hoping for the boob kissing one. meh.

  • Bubbly-Joe

    What next? Are they going to be fucking in a park or something?

    Ok, no, but they’re a very public couple, which is weird, because I get the sense that Selena is a private person…

    See, now I’m confused.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Selena and Justin started giggling after stealing a quick kiss and Selena sarcastically quipped ‘Awkward!’

    LOL WAT LIES

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup, are you always gonna say when they kiss..
    Like we care..

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Selena wouldnt even admitt to dating Nick fine-ass Jonas, but shes content with whoring herslef out with Justin. Me no undertand.

  • Anonymous

    there are other condoms besides latex fyi

  • TheOne

    Bubbly-Joe said:

    What next? Are they going to be fucking in a park or something?

    Ok, no, but they’re a very public couple, which is weird, because I get the sense that Selena is a private person…

    See, now I’m confused.
    =============================
    k they arnt INTENTIONALLY public. they’ve been trying to hide the relationship for so long now.
    its just that since its becoming really hard to keep it hush hush, Justin and Selenz feel like its ok to roam a bit more freely.

    DUH

  • LovatoLove

    she had her hand in his back pocket? wth..o_O

  • Jane.in.Sane

    W-w-w-w-w-w-w-WOOOOWWWWZZZEEERRRZZZZ!

  • mels

    I’m going to be sincerely sad when this relationship ends : ( Please stay together for a while and spare my feelings, guys!

  • TheOne

    Anonymous said:

    Oceanup, are you always gonna say when they kiss..
    Like we care..
    ——————–
    oh hush.
    if u didnt care about JELENA you wouldnt BE on this post right now.

    EVERYONE ADMIT IT:
    YOU ENJOY HEARING GOSSIP ABOUT SELENA AND JUSTIN’S RELATIONSHIP.
    or else, you wouldn’t BE on OU.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    I’m going to be sincerely sad when this relationship ends : ( Please stay together for a while and spare my feelings, guys!

    —–

    I hope they have a heartbreaking dramatic (and public so it can be recorded) break up. Fuck yeah.

  • Bubbly-Joe

    k they arnt INTENTIONALLY public. they’ve been trying to hide the relationship for so long now.
    its just that since its becoming really hard to keep it hush hush, Justin and Selenz feel like its ok to roam a bit more freely.

    DUH

    Yeah, but… It’s not like Ashley goes around sticking her hand in Joe’s back pocket, or Miley even shoved Liam’s head into her cleavage at a photobooth.

    But, Idk. They’d probably do that if they weren’t famous, so I shouldn’t be talking. But like someone said, she was very private with Nick, so.

    I’m not saying it’s bad, I’m just wondering.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:

    there are other condoms besides latex fyi

    ——-

    So?

  • mels

    oh hush.
    if u didnt care about JELENA you wouldnt BE on this post right now.

    EVERYONE ADMIT IT:
    YOU ENJOY HEARING GOSSIP ABOUT SELENA AND JUSTIN’S RELATIONSHIP.
    or else, you wouldn’t BE on OU.

    ———–

    You don’t gotta pull my leg to admit it, gurrrl. I LOVE them! haha

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    k they arnt INTENTIONALLY public. they’ve been trying to hide the relationship for so long now.
    its just that since its becoming really hard to keep it hush hush, Justin and Selenz feel like its ok to roam a bit more freely.

    DUH

    ——-

    They are intentionally public. Its called a PR stunt babe.

  • iSarcasticING

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?

  • Entertainmentlove

    LovatoLove said:
    i love your icon. FINE! TAKE YOUR BANANA haha

  • mels

    I hope they have a heartbreaking dramatic (and public so it can be recorded) break up. Fuck yeah.

    ————

    http://i53.tinypic.com/t4wzvd.gif

  • MileyIsABigFake

    selena didn’t want to admit dating justin cause she saw what happened to demi when she went out with joe. death threats galore

  • Bubbly-Joe

    They are intentionally public. Its called a PR stunt babe.

    That could be very true. Justin just had a new movie come out, Selena has a new single and video coming out, probably some other stuff.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Jelena fantasies aren’t for me. sorry.

    ______________________

    this is reality.

  • TheOne

    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?
    ——————————————-

    LMAOO!! LOV your analogy with Nick at gun point!

    but who said justin is sex crazy? how

  • Riddikulus

    Just imagine selena reading this post right now

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    omg i wont be on for favorite music vid day. oh well -shrug-

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    lol, sex can always make an OU post come alive.
    __

    Errbody is always horny.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbc2ceAKbw1qbxef7.gif

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    they obviously fuck to justin’s song “first dance”

    even justin admitted that shit was perverted

  • Ranii

    Ride-I-I Wanna ride
    I wanna ride
    I-I wanna ride…

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    even justin admitted that shit was perverted

    when

  • xdolshhex

    lol, sex can always make an OU post come alive.
    ____
    Ironic how most of the people here are virgins I think..? lol

  • Smooth

    There will be blood, but they’ll still do it. Duh..
    ——–
    I wouldn’t wanna give her head and be tasting her blood…

  • weareinfinite
  • Riddikulus

    She ride ir like a rollercoaster.
    Soon as I get her to the top she screams.
    I put her out like a lite,
    She’ll be out for the night
    When her head hit the pollows sweet dreams

    Waker her up about 30mins later,
    Calling me the terminator, let’s go again
    Red zone, imma get her first down
    Call me luda true
    Breeze I throw it in.
    Touch down, he scores,
    Ludacris the MVP

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:54 pm
    Riddikulus said:

    Just imagine selena reading this post right now

    i hope she doesn’t read oceanup anymore!

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Ride-I-I Wanna ride
    I wanna ride
    I-I wanna ride…

    thats a demo song. not an actual justin song. it’s for a girl

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Riddikulus said:
    Just imagine selena reading this post right now

    ____________________

    she has a busy schedule

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:

    they could have sex at a golf tournament screaming a hole in one

    ——–

    lol omg.

  • xdolshhex

    lmao! you know you love it xoxo
    ____
    xoxo horny girl
    xD

  • Voice of reason

    Hello?

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    (Give it to me)
    I promise i’ll be gentle
    I know we gotta do it slowly

  • Riddikulus

    WOULDN’T HER VAJAYJAY BE HURTING FROM ALL THAT SEX?

  • xdolshhex

    Fuck so mean

    O.o

  • weareinfinite

    Girl you know I I I.
    Girl you know I I I.

  • Ranii

    my dick can’t go nowhere but up…

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Everyone’s allergic to,
    Poison ivy,
    Everyone’s allergic to,
    Poison ivy,
    Everybody gets the itch,
    Everybody fucks a bitch.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    even justin admitted that shit was perverted
    ~~~

    Really ? when ? O.o

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Just imagine selena reading this post right now

    ———-

    Well we are giving her some legit tips to spice up her sex life.

  • Riddikulus

    Ohh baby baby baby
    Do me like you up when I’m up
    When I’m done, when I’m done
    Ohh baby baby baby
    You can stand to look away when
    I’m swirling this around.

  • Riddikulus

    Ohh baby baby baby
    Do me like you up when I’m up
    When I’m done, when I’m done
    Ohh baby baby baby
    You can stand to look away when
    I’m swirling this around.

  • Anonymous

    69

  • Anonymous

    moe ftw

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Lupo.

    My dong is so over Selena. It’s now pointing in the general direction of Dumi and the Michalka sisters – occasionally varying towards Bridget Mendler.

    Just a update for those of you keeping track at home.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    i bet she wears purple underwear for him.
    ~~~~

    Or not … *winkwink*

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Smooth

    …. Like everything else we talk about on Oceanup?
    ——
    I’ll send it to OceanupBitches and you tell me if it’s alright.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Anonymous
  • Ranii

    ‘i’m cumming for you’
    (OLLG)

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Voice of reason

    HI FIANCEE : D

    Hello m’dear. Why are you all talking about sexual intercourse and Jelena. Of all couples…

    ————

    Hahaha because Selena is a sexy freak and Justin’s lovin it! lol

    LOL

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Lupo. said:

    My dong is so over Selena. It’s now pointing in the general direction of Dumi and the Michalka sisters – occasionally varying towards Bridget Mendler.

    Just a update for those of you keeping track at home.
    ===
    What turned it away from Miley?

  • Anonymous

    my fav color is orange

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Anonymous

    leena said:

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:

    SarahMOnline Sarah M.
    @
    @justinbieber ;)

    sarah is obviously in the mood

    ——

    oh my god, sara follows me on twitter i have to DM her about her public displays of hornyness.

    __________________

    SHE FOLLOWS YOU?

    i am so jealous

    How does she manage to meet everyone? I mean ive been trying FOREVER to meet Nick Jonas &&.. no luck :(

    —-

    meeting a celeb is actually ten times easily then people think i met nick jonas but he said he couldnt take a picture because he was leaving for a road dogs game…i was the only fan around there were others further back he shook my hand but no pics. :( ughhhh well anyways just go to there hotel its the easist way ever no joke just use common sense and the most powerful tool TWITTER… follow there friends that arent famous and that actually tweet pics of where they are and what they are doing….

  • Music . Love . BOYSS

    Lmmfao , reallie selena ? ‘Akwarrdd’ that ‘ s not something someone should say after kissin’ justin bieber in public ! obviously ppl are gonna look nnd take pictures !

  • weareinfinite

    I’d wear purple underwear for Justin :\
    THAT SHOULD BE ME. IN YOUR BED.
    THAT SHOULD BE ME. GIVIN’ YOU BIRTHDAY SEX.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • xstaringatstars

    I love how OceanUp knows about EVERYTHING. :) I love it so much. <3

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Oh na na na!
    it’s okay to scream
    And if you need to
    take a second to
    breathe (sss ahh)
    Hey, there it is
    I can feel your legs tremblei
    You feel the sweat
    drippin from my chest
    And you be like “Ohh Ohh
    Ohh baby don’t stop”

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 05:48 pm
    xstaringatstars said:

    I love how OceanUp knows about EVERYTHING. :) I love it so much.

    NEW USER! HELO WELCOME TO OCEANUP

  • Lupo.

    Reminder: Selena is sucking the nuts off of somone who’s fanbase isn’t even old enough to have pubic hair yet.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • idkMyBFFjill

    So Taylor Swift had a deep convo with Jake the other night, Christina Aguielera got arrested, and Charlie Sheen’s still a mess. What a week!

  • mileykicksass

    Moe or Niley…Joe and Miley’s personalities fit more together tbh

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Anonymous

    um

  • Voice of reason
  • MileyIsBestest

    HI

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are looking great,I huge fan of justin bieber movie

  • weareinfinite

    I’ll send it to OceanupBitches and you tell me if it’s alright.

    Go for it.

  • MileyIsBestest

    HI

  • MileyIsBestest

    HI

  • Anonymous

    goodness people know all of their business lol

  • Anonymous

    i have pubic hair

  • MileyIsBestest

    HI

  • mels

    Alright I’m out…gotta go get me some hair dye!! lol I’ll be back later tonight….enjoy the sex talks!!! <3 adios

  • MileyIsBestest

    HI

  • JoeHoe15

    :O

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Reminder: Selena is sucking the nuts off of somone who’s fanbase isn’t even old enough to have pubic hair yet.

    __________________

    I’m a fan and I’m nearly 16 so stfu :)

  • MileyIsBestest

    HI

  • Voice of reason

    Moe or Niley…Joe and Miley’s personalities fit more together tbh
    —-
    http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/3940/0udev.gif

  • XoePowns

    Hey

  • Ranii

    ‘I’ll show you what you’re worth
    If you let me in your panties’

  • Anonymous

    ahhhhh

  • Anonymous

    I wore purple underwear when I saw NSN3D.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    JUCK

    Or Jick. :p

    _________________

    *cough*Nustin*cough*

  • Anonymous
  • paperheartsx3x3

    BTW, PEOPLE. IF SELENA DID GET PREGNANT, SHE WOULDN’T GO TO JAIL. AS LONG AS HIS PARENTS CONSENT TO IT.. WHICH I’M SURE THEY WOULDN’T BUT THEY WOULD HAVE TO TAKE HER TO COURT AND WHAT NOT. ;) SHES SAFE, NO JAIL TIME FOR HER. JUST HOPE THEY DON’T FOLLOW IN THEIR PARENTS FOOT STEPS. MORE LIKELY FOR A TEEN PARENTS CHILD TO GET PREGNANT LIKE THEM.

    FORMSPRING ME
    http://www.formspring.me/paperheartsx3

  • MileyIsBestest

    Oh opps, my finger slipped.

  • Riddikulus

    xD

  • weareinfinite

    THE FUCK?!

  • mileykicksass

    weareinfinite said:
    I’d wear purple underwear for Justin :\
    THAT SHOULD BE ME. IN YOUR BED.
    THAT SHOULD BE ME. GIVIN’ YOU BIRTHDAY SEX.

    THAT SHOULD BE ME. IN YOUR BED.
    THAT SHOULD BE ME. GIVIN’ YOU HEAD*

    See how easily you could’ve rhymed

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    MOE WOULD HAVE THE

    EPICEST

    SEX IN HISTORY!

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Reminder: Selena is sucking the nuts off of somone who’s fanbase isn’t even old enough to have pubic hair yet.

    WHAT THE FUCK.

  • xdolshhex

    Bye K

  • Anonymous

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcoy5xkj91qetbtho1_500.gif

    lol look where the fireworks are shooting from

  • Voice of reason
  • Ranii

    Shawty come here
    I wanna grab your body, lay you on the sofa
    And as I pull your hair
    I’m gonna stroke your body make you bend over for me
    And you’ve been waitin’ patiently for me to break you off
    And girl your clothes still on but Imma rip’em off with my teeth yeah, yeah, yeah
    And girl Imma whisper this into your ear

    How deep do you want me to go?
    Do you want me to speed it up, speed it up or go slow?
    Start from the bed then we out here on the floor
    Girl you’re really in for a treat now, but don’t fall in love cuz

    We just havin’ sex
    I’m gonna get you wet
    We not makin’ love tonight
    Hickies all over your neck
    Kissin’ all over your body, babe
    Girl you gon’ get it tonight
    When we have sex, sex, sex

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    fireworks icon = ugh.

    that was rude. you didn’t have to say MY icon in general. just say justin. God.

    ——

    Either way id be referring to your icon though? lol. okay… Not trying to offend you personally dude. This is the internet.

  • _leena

    Is it just me or she makes a wild fun out of dating succesful guys?
    I mean Nick, Taylor, Nick again && Justin?

  • _leena

    Hi :D

  • Anonymous
  • Jane.in.Sane

    Admit it, we all knew Joe and Demi were fucking like bunnies for a while. That’s why Demi eventually had her breakdown.

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    Please
    I Beg of you keep your shit
    More private. Like i wanna hear this shit all damn day OMG jelena jelena omg they kissed omg they fucked.
    For the love of all sanity keep shit to
    yourself.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    lol look where the fireworks are shooting from

    omg his dick does wonders

  • weareinfinite

    HELLO.

  • Anonymous

    awww

  • Smooth
  • Voice of reason

    Anonimuss2.Oh said:
    MOE WOULD HAVE THE
    EPICEST
    SEX IN HISTORY!
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT
    —-
    *deletes account*

  • mileykicksass

    Oh opps, my finger slipped.

    ROTFL -dead- XD

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    omg im not spamming ou can you stfu. ugh.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:

    JUCK

    Or Jick. :p

    _________________

    *cough*Nustin*cough*
    -*-
    JUCK!!!

  • xdolshhex

    Don’t stop, make it pop
    BJ, blow my voice out
    Tonight, Imma fuck
    Til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the cock
    But the party don’t stop, no

  • Ranii

    When we have sex
    It’s gon’ be the best
    Best you ever had
    I can promise that baby
    I lay you on your back
    Then between your legs
    I can make’em spread baby

  • LovatoLove
  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Yours is making me question my sexuality. ;) jk.

    ——

    I found my self in that exact situation also (; lmao :P

  • Anonymous

    i hate her -_-

  • SpanishLullaby

    Hey hoes!

  • -A

    In words of Selena: “Awkward”

  • Smooth

    MileyIsBestest said:
    Oh opps, my finger slipped.
    —-
    into?

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    When we have sex, sex, sex

    i once commented saying “imagine justin singing this” then put that song -sigh-

  • _leena

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:

    JUCK

    Or Jick. :p

    _________________

    *cough*Nustin*cough*
    -*-
    JUCK!!!

    Im like nustin… it sounds nice :)

  • _leena

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    Admit it, we all knew Joe and Demi were fucking like bunnies for a while. That’s why Demi eventually had her breakdown

    lmfao

  • Anonymous

    jick

  • Anonymous

    F

  • mileykicksass
  • xdolshhex

    JUCK!!!
    ____
    JOBER!

  • weareinfinite

    THAT SHOULD BE MEEE.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    iSarcasticING said:

    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:44 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

    I hate you!
    -*-
    I hate you more!!
    *goes off searching for Alex Welch*

    FINE! *goes off having sex with Ashley*
    -*-
    NO YOU DON’T!
    *goes off and experiments with Kama Sutra positions w/Wilmer*

    BITCH! *tackles demi*
    -*-
    PLAYER! *punches Joe*

  • weareinfinite

    “Happy Birthday Your Present 1,000,000 Dislikes Haha FUCK YOU?”

    Wow. People are pathetic.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    weareinfinite said:

    Bye Karsie <3

    —-

    Bye Jen :]

  • Anonymous

    WTF just because they are both famous doesn’t mean they have to hide anything for the sake of what people are gonna say, they are human and if they choose to be offectionate let them be…It’s obvious that she wasn’t like that with Nick because he was more private and cared what his fans and people had to say..Finally Selena is in a relationship were both her and Justin are happy to express they are together. not a big deal.

  • Anonymous

    im so lost

  • Ranii

    BabyYoureAFirework said:

    When we have sex, sex, sex

    i once commented saying “imagine justin singing this” then put that song -sigh-


    i swear i didn’t see that.

  • Anonymous

    _leena your icon = barf

  • Anonymous

    oh my gosh i love him isn’t he perfect????

  • MileyIsBestest

    into?

    There was an earthquake and my finger forced me to click the mouse many time.

  • Voice of reason
  • mileykicksass

    Hi Lullaby

    Bye Karsie

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    SarahMOnline Sarah M.
    @
    @justinbieber ;)

    sarah is obviously in the mood

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:15 pm
    Voice of reason said:
    Anonimuss2.Oh said:
    MOE WOULD HAVE THE
    EPICEST
    SEX IN HISTORY!
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT
    —-
    *deletes account*
    ===========

    LOL!
    But seriously. he’s mega hot, she’s mega hot.
    Them just KISSING could set the Earth on fire.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Please
    I Beg of you keep your shit
    More private. Like i wanna hear this shit all damn day OMG jelena jelena omg they kissed omg they fucked.
    For the love of all sanity keep shit to
    yourself.

    ——-

    Are you okay?

  • Anonymous

    Ok so…

  • Jane.in.Sane

    xdolshhex said:
    Don’t stop, make it pop
    BJ, blow my voice out
    Tonight, Imma fuck
    Til we see the sunlight
    Tick tock on the cock
    But the party don’t stop, no
    -*-
    Maybe my fav so far!

  • LovatoLove
  • Anonymous

    Do you know what the word PERSONAL! means?

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    Hay everyone
    Got my ass beat
    today it was
    Awkward.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    i swear i didn’t see that.

    nooo im not mad lol :P it was like a happy sigh type thing rofl. i just thought it was cool we thought the same thing

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    _leena your icon = barf

    ikr that shit is nasty

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    miley is too good for joe

    especially since he started rocking the homeless look

  • _leena

    Anonymous said:

    _leena your icon = barf

    You know you love it ;)

  • Anonymous

    LMAO Livejournal is screwed

  • Anonymous

    JUSTIN USTI TWETED@@@@@@@@

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    has sarah met justin?

  • Anonymous

    h

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    Are you okay?
    —-
    Sorry i
    didn’t mean
    to offend
    anyone :/

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    SarahMOnline Sarah M.
    @
    @justinbieber ;)

    sarah is obviously in the mood

    ——

    oh my god, sara follows me on twitter i have to DM her about her public displays of hornyness.

  • Anonymous

    BabyYoureAFirework said:

    has sarah met justin?

    yes

  • Smooth
  • MileyIsBestest

    has sarah met justin?

    many timeeeeesss

  • _leena

    BabyYoureAFirework said:

    _leena your icon = barf

    ikr that shit is nasty

    Oh please its just a kiss on the cheek >.>
    && werent you the one complaining about people hating on others icon? x)

  • LovatoLove

    Sorry i
    didn’t mean
    to offend
    anyone :/

    why
    do you
    talk like
    that?
    o.O lol

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Anonymous said:
    LMAO Livejournal is screwed

    _______________

    why?

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:

    JUSTIN JUST TWEETED!!!!!!

    ——-

    like!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

  • xdolshhex

    Maybe my fav so far!
    ___
    ;D

  • Anonymous
  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    @VOR YOU ma’am have NO imagination.

  • weareinfinite

    GO TO THE FUCKING TINYCHAT

  • Anonymous
  • mileykicksass

    O_O good photoshop
    http://i.imgur.com/ge20x.jpg

  • Anonymous

    LMAO

  • Anonymous

    This is so weird. And also both of them checking into a hotel. Being that Selena is 18 and Bieber 16 (a minor in the state California), doesn’t she think it would be better to commit her sexual misdemeanors in the back of a car like most teenagers or somewhere less conspicuous? Of course, we really don’t know what goes on between this sisterly/brotherly couple. But they are going out of their way to make it seem like something is going on. Ka-ching$$$$$$$!

  • weareinfinite
  • xdolshhex

    Hay everyone
    Got my ass beat
    today it was
    Awkward.
    ____
    W
    T
    F
    ?

  • xdolshhex

    justinbieber Justin Bieber
    best fans in the world! thank u! #neversaynever and #makeachange

    he definitely saw this post
    ____
    Lmao

  • MileyIsBestest

    Sorry i
    didn’t mean
    to offend
    anyone :/

    why
    do you
    talk like
    that?
    o.O lol

    Because
    she wants
    to
    start a
    new
    trend
    of
    talking like
    this

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    miley is too good for joe

    especially since he started rocking the homeless look
    ===========

    LOL she looks homeless too.

    ____________________

    only sometimes

  • _leena

    MileyIsABigFake said:

    selena didn’t want to admit dating justin cause she saw what happened to demi when she went out with joe. death threats galore

    I thought he broke up cuz she was too clingy

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Lmao, Justins “make a change” refrence is definitley towards us.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    I really wish we could know which celebs creep on here…then we could post things that could make them go practically insane…

  • Anonymous

    i honestly cannot even fathom Justin having sex…it doesn’t seem possible, imaginable, right, or hardly legal… i love him, but i feel like he’s 12.

  • _leena

    So much for Sel’s purity ring… >.>
    OHHH What hapenned to virginal disney?

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    SarahMOnline Sarah M.
    @
    @justinbieber ;)

    sarah is obviously in the mood

    ——

    oh my god, sara follows me on twitter i have to DM her about her public displays of hornyness.

    __________________

    SHE FOLLOWS YOU?

    i am so jealous

  • Anonymous

    Why don’t people just let them be??and stop critizing and questioning there every move..it’s funny tho because people will be like ya I don’t care, oh I’m sick of them but yet give peope give them so much attention :s

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    oo

  • Anonymous

    NO TINYCHAT. IT KILLS OCEANUP

  • MileyIsBestest

    GO TO THE FUCKING TINYCHAT

    I’m at the library and the computer won’t load.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    justin has creeped OU before

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:04 pm
    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:

    Anonymous said:
    LMAO Livejournal is screwed

    _______________

    why?
    ———————

    Go to Anything Disney and check the new layout

  • xdolshhex

    O_O good photoshop
    http://i.imgur.com/ge20x.jpg
    ____
    O_o

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    selena didn’t want to admit dating justin cause she saw what happened to demi when she went out with joe. death threats galore

    _________________

    lol won’t make much difference, it already is death threats galore

  • Anonymous

    JUSTELENA FO EVZZZ OMGZZZ LUFF DEMMM PLZ STAY 2GEDA FO EVZZZ!!

  • mileykicksass
  • _leena

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:

    SarahMOnline Sarah M.
    @
    @justinbieber ;)

    sarah is obviously in the mood

    ——

    oh my god, sara follows me on twitter i have to DM her about her public displays of hornyness.

    __________________

    SHE FOLLOWS YOU?

    i am so jealous

    How does she manage to meet everyone? I mean ive been trying FOREVER to meet Nick Jonas &&.. no luck :(

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Everybody’s fucking in my mind,
    Rumors spreading ’bout that other dude,
    Do you remember what we did, what you did with me?
    Does he fuck you the way I can?
    Do you remember all the sex you had with me?

  • Dumaa?

    I found my self in that exact situation also (; lmao :P
    ____________

    LOL. Macaulay Culkin was a dumb ass for letting her go. She was way too good for him anyway.

  • Anonymous

    leena weren’t you the person that had a justin bieber kissing nick jonas icon?

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    why
    do you
    talk like
    that?
    o.O lol
    —-
    R u joking
    The side way
    typing is coool
    *does steve earcle dance*

  • xdolshhex

    justin has creeped OU before
    ___
    Really? How do you know?

  • iSarcasticING

    I want to start a new phenomenon on here, but I have nothing. D:

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:

    NO TINYCHAT. IT KILLS OCEANUP

    ——-

    U MAD?

  • mileykicksass

    LovatoLove said:
    Sorry i
    didn’t mean
    to offend
    anyone :/

    why
    do you
    talk like
    that?
    o.O lol

    lmao

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:18 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Do you know what the word PERSONAL! means?
    —————–

    no

  • Voice of reason

    ROSE, I SWEAR….

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Really? How do you know?

    he posted an OU link on his twitter once lol

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Tinychat?

  • LovetheBieber:)

    OMG no one knows how much i want them to break up right now…..
    so many people are goin to want to kill poor selena
    JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO HOT!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:05 pm
    Anonymous said:

    This is so weird. And also both of them checking into a hotel. Being that Selena is 18 and Bieber 16 (a minor in the state California), doesn’t she think it would be better to commit her sexual misdemeanors in the back of a car like most teenagers or somewhere less conspicuous? Of course, we really don’t know what goes on between this sisterly/brotherly couple. But they are going out of their way to make it seem like something is going on. Ka-ching$$$$$$$!

    why have sex in a car when you can rent a hotel room?

  • Anonymous

    ff

  • Anonymous

    ustinbieber Justin Bieber
    best fans in the world! thank u! #neversaynever and #makeachange

    he definitely saw this post
    ____

    i hope not!

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    W
    T
    F
    ?

    Yea i got jumped
    In the bathroom :/

  • iSarcasticING

    it seems like the sex cloud is slowly blowing over.

  • Anonymous

    Justine Unfollowed over 100 fans on twitter, that’s just how much he doesn’t care about u brats who kiss his ass on a daily basis

  • Jane.in.Sane

    BabyYoureAFirework said:

    justin has creeped OU before
    -*-
    How do ya’ know??

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    http://i.imgur.com/7CNm4.jpg

    ——

    non-photoshopped one looks so cute <3

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Oh please its just a kiss on the cheek >.>
    && werent you the one complaining about people hating on others icon? x)

    andd? no one wants to see two guys kissing

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    justin has creeped OU before
    ___
    Really? How do you know?

    ___________________

    he’s tweeted links

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    why?
    ———————

    Go to Anything Disney and check the new layout

    ________________

    lol what the fuck is going on

  • Anonymous

    I JUST HATE THIS SELENA AND JUSTIN STUFF!!!!!!!

  • iSarcasticING

    Everyone creeps OU…. it’s irresistible.

  • Anonymous

    GO TO ANYTHING DISNEY AND CHECK THE LAYOUT

  • xdolshhex

    he posted an OU link on his twitter once lol
    ____
    LOL.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    How do ya’ know??

    twitter

  • Anonymous

    IM SICK OF JELENA! THEY’RE MORE OVERRATED THAN NILEY!

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    lol what the fuck is going on

    idk man

  • iSarcasticING

    what should we talk about now?

  • xdolshhex

    Yea i got jumped
    In the bathroom :/
    ___
    What why?

  • Anonymous

    awww

  • _leena

    BabyYoureAFirework said:

    Oh please its just a kiss on the cheek >.>
    && werent you the one complaining about people hating on others icon? x)

    andd? no one wants to see two guys kissing

    ITS THE FREAKIN CHEEK >.<

  • xdolshhex

    Everyone creeps OU…. it’s irresistible.
    ___
    I just imagined an OU chocolate bar. O.o

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    HI JUSTIN
    I KNOW UR CREEPING
    ILY

  • MileyIsBestest

    opdvgc

  • Jane.in.Sane

    How is #makeachange aimed at us?? Isn’t it part of one of his songs or something??

  • iSarcasticING

    Yeah, justin has creeped OU before. You really have to look in his twitter since he updates so much, but you’ll find a couple of OU links.

  • MileyIsBestest

    k bye

  • Anonymous

    THey are discusting together I want to throw up

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Everyone creeps OU…. it’s irresistible.

    ___________________

    they love us, they can’t help it

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    lmao
    —-
    Miley kicks ass u kno
    u love my SEXY side way typing

    http://gifsoup.com/MTY2NDg1NQ

  • Anonymous

    huh

  • Anonymous

    .

  • Anonymous

    last. lame… wait a hoodie and a leather jacket? anyways…. im just gonna go feed my unicorn beacause well i really dont care

  • _leena

    Whether they wanna admit it or not celebs DO check tabloids. At least to make sure there still relevant ;)

  • _leena

    Oh and wait, wtf is wrong with two guys kissing anyways? Absolutely NOTHING that is :)

  • mileykicksass

    ROSE, I SWEAR….

    Kay i’m done…
    http://i.imgur.com/7SwCQ.jpg

  • Anonymous

    OMFG I THINK I TOOK TOO MUCH VITAMIN B6 FOR LUCID DREAMS NOW MY NERVES MIGHT BE MESSED UP

  • mileykicksass

    LMFAO at the layout

  • iSarcasticING

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:
    Everyone creeps OU…. it’s irresistible.

    ___________________

    they love us, they can’t help it

    Were so hot, were on top.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Oh and wait, wtf is wrong with two guys kissing anyways? Absolutely NOTHING that is :)

    i didnt say anything was wrong with it. but when it’s 2 straight guys people here stan…no

  • Anonymous

    aww so sweet

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    going to wash my hair, i’ll be back if it’s not dead

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    AD looks the same to me

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    joe jonas creeps OU ;)

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    What why?

    Long story short
    I told on them
    they beat the snot
    out of my nose

  • Anonymous

    I thought they were saving themselves until marriage?

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:27 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:

    How is #makeachange aimed at us?? Isn’t it part of one of his songs or something??

    no its a charity program

  • Anonymous

    can you please tell me when lj is back to normal again

  • MileyIsBestest

    I think I might be allergic to cats.

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:12 pm
    mileykicksass said:

    LMFAO at the layout
    —-

    AD sucks ass

  • Anonymous

    LUPO SELENA IS NOT A TECHINICAL VIRGIN OR A VIRGIN! STOP WITH YOUR FANTASIES!

  • Dumaa?

    OMFG I THINK I TOOK TOO MUCH VITAMIN B6 FOR LUCID DREAMS NOW MY NERVES MIGHT BE MESSED UP
    ______________

    LOL. Are for being forreal? Did it work though? I wanna try to lucid dream, but it seems scary.. :P

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    they all come on oceanup to check the amazing comments ext.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    lmao. fucked up site is fucked

  • Anonymous

    Cute.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    xdolshhex said:

    Everyone creeps OU…. it’s irresistible.
    ___
    I just imagined an OU chocolate bar. O.o
    -*-
    Enjoy the decadent deliciousness of gossip boiled to burning hot in the comfort of OceanUp’s online comment board..
    Sounds like a description of Swiss chocolate to me.
    OceanUp: Simply Irresistable

  • Anonymous

    AD looks like shit.

  • Anonymous

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    LUPO SELENA IS NOT A TECHINICAL VIRGIN OR A VIRGIN! STOP WITH YOUR FANTASIES!

    ——

    Selena is a sex beast that cannot be tamed, watchu talkin bout’ gurl?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    k

  • Anonymous

    I doubt they had sex people, didn’t they share a hotel in USA, wouldn’t that be illegal? plus Selena’s mom had her when she was 16 and justins mom had him young too, I’m sure they are smarter than that..Ugh I mean I get why people would talk but I wish people stop would assuming what they are doing privately..DISTURBING

  • mileykicksass

    lmao. fucked up site is fucked

    lol mte

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    my mum jumped in before me, damn

    so hi, i am still here

  • Anonymous

    Still better than OU’s layout tho

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Celebs check sites like this to see if the fans are still clueless. ie the first demi/wilmer post. demi was there creeping.

  • Anonymous

    Selena is a sex beast that cannot be tamed, watchu talkin bout’ gurl?
    ————-

    thats what i said lupo is still in denial and thinks selena is a virgin. we all know that shipped sailed a long time ago with henrie!

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Still better than OU’s layout tho

    gtfo and go back to ad

  • Jane.in.Sane

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    they all come on oceanup to check the amazing comments ext.
    -*-
    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!

  • Anonymous

    nonymous said:

    http://i.imgur.com/qqaZT.png
    ————

    lololol

  • _leena

    Anonymous said:

    I doubt they had sex people, didn’t they share a hotel in USA, wouldn’t that be illegal? plus Selena’s mom had her when she was 16 and justins mom had him young too, I’m sure they are smarter than that..Ugh I mean I get why people would talk but I wish people stop would assuming what they are doing privately..DISTURBING

    Yeah smarter = using a condom :)
    && I mean you wanna be privte you go to ones palce and rent a movie, or have dinner… But rent a hotel room, with a master bed… Hmmm I wouldnt be sleeping

  • Anonymous

    how cute ! :P

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    omg… reading niley fan fic right now. These stans are creative.

  • Anonymous

    Are for being forreal? Did it work though? I wanna try to lucid dream, but it seems scary.. :P

    yeah. i have tingling sensation in my fingers and a hot feeling on my arm. im gonna stop taking it though. It helped with lucid dreams, I have had 3 so far.

    If you want to learn there are some techniques here

    http://www.dreamviews.com/wiki/Category:DV-Tutorials

  • Anonymous

    theyre annoying

  • Biebers_Wifey

    I KNEW THEY WHERE DATING!!! I KNEW IT!! >:D lol

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:15 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Still better than OU’s layout tho

    they see me trollin’ they hatin’

  • xdolshhex

    Enjoy the decadent deliciousness of gossip boiled to burning hot in the comfort of OceanUp’s online comment board..
    Sounds like a description of Swiss chocolate to me.
    OceanUp: Simply Irresistable
    ____
    OMG I love you xD

  • Anonymous

    B6 also makes dreams very vivid

  • _leena

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    they all come on oceanup to check the amazing comments ext.
    -*-
    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!

    Thats kinda scary when you think about it

  • Dumaa?

    Don’t tell me you guys are fighting with AD again? I thought we solved this issue months ago? What happened now?

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:29 pm
    Anonymous said:

    I doubt they had sex people, didn’t they share a hotel in USA, wouldn’t that be illegal? plus Selena’s mom had her when she was 16 and justins mom had him young too, I’m sure they are smarter than that..Ugh I mean I get why people would talk but I wish people stop would assuming what they are doing privately..DISTURBING
    ——————————————

    Selena don’t care if he’s 16 or not.

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    *Sings the touch of my hand by britney spears*

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    I KNEW THEY WHERE DATING!!! I KNEW IT!! >:D lol

    duh

  • mileykicksass

    Anonymous said:

    Still better than OU’s layout tho

    http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/15/giveafuckmeter2ik.gif

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Anonymous said:
    I doubt they had sex people, didn’t they share a hotel in USA, wouldn’t that be illegal? plus Selena’s mom had her when she was 16 and justins mom had him young too, I’m sure they are smarter than that..Ugh I mean I get why people would talk but I wish people stop would assuming what they are doing privately..DISTURBING

    ____________________

    it would be weird if they booked a hotel room, alone and didn’t fuck

    i think it was kind of the whole point

  • Anonymous

    Uh huh.

  • Anonymous

    Lie

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Selena is a sex beast that cannot be tamed, watchu talkin bout’ gurl?
    ————-

    thats what i said lupo is still in denial and thinks selena is a virgin. we all know that shipped sailed a long time ago with henrie!

    ——

    lmao! lupo needs to get with this shit asap. AND OMG I AGREE! Selena lost her V card to her wizardry friend David Henrie bitches.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:15 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Still better than OU’s layout tho
    ==============

    ohai master.
    come to shut us down again?
    lol go back to lj, bud.

  • xdolshhex

    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!
    ____
    I’m not *looks around nervously*

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Lie!!!

  • _leena

    I’ll bet they have a fun sleep over, ate pop corn and rented high school musical 2 :D :D

  • mileykicksass

    Don’t tell me you guys are fighting with AD again? I thought we solved this issue months ago? What happened now?

    No fighting, it’s been relatively peaceful actually

  • xdolshhex

    lmao! lupo needs to get with this shit asap. AND OMG I AGREE! Selena lost her V card to her wizardry friend David Henrie bitches.
    ____
    Magical sex

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Dumaa? said:
    Don’t tell me you guys are fighting with AD again? I thought we solved this issue months ago? What happened now?

    ___________________

    i thought everything was fine. but i guess some people will always have grudges lol

  • Anonymous

    lmao! lupo needs to get with this shit asap. AND OMG I AGREE! Selena lost her V card to her wizardry friend David Henrie bitches.
    ————–

    Yup in Puerto Rico two years ago.

  • Anonymous

    d

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    @mileykicksass Do you still dislike me?

  • Anonymous

    wow.

  • Anonymous

    ANYTHING DISNEY IS PANICKING!

  • Anonymous

    Full sails ahead, oceans painted red
    When the soldiers of fortune hunt for pirates
    No questions asked, we fulfil our task
    Tones all turn grey after sunset

  • Anonymous

    ewwwww its not back to normal

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:31 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    they all come on oceanup to check the amazing comments ext.
    -*-
    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!

    ———-

    Lol Joe said he commented as Joe once and everyone probably thought he was fake :P

  • Anonymous

    i can’t stop laughing. lmao

  • Anonymous

    Cool

  • ljs1202

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 01:59 pm
    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    Selena wouldnt even admitt to dating Nick fine-ass Jonas, but shes content with whoring herslef out with Justin. Me no undertand.
    ___

    The difference is: NICK didn’t allow it to be public. JUSTIN wants the world to know.

  • Dumaa?

    yeah. i have tingling sensation in my fingers and a hot feeling on my arm. im gonna stop taking it though. It helped with lucid dreams, I have had 3 so far.

    If you want to learn there are some techniques here

    http://www.dreamviews.com/wiki/Category:DV-Tutorials
    _____________

    Yeah, no thanks. Maybe in the future, but not any time soon. xD

  • Anonymous

    mels said:
    it’s pretty obvious that they have un-protected sex.
    *cough* Justin is allergic to latex *cough* ;P

    —————

    Like he can get his dick up for her, when he obviously likes fucking guy.

    Why is so called Jelena juicy loves only on the so called “sighting” but no video, afraid that their awkward acting will blew their fauxmance cover?

  • Jane.in.Sane

    xdolshhex said:

    Enjoy the decadent deliciousness of gossip boiled to burning hot in the comfort of OceanUp’s online comment board..
    Sounds like a description of Swiss chocolate to me.
    OceanUp: Simply Irresistable
    ____
    OMG I love you xD
    -*-
    The love is returned lol <3
    Maybe one of the OceanUp admins will see this and get the brilliant idea to put this blob of genius in the header!!

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:20 pm
    Anonymous said:
    ANYTHING DISNEY IS PANICKING!
    ==============

    LMFAO. Are you kidding me?
    IT’S A FREAKIN GLITCH!
    They need to just…smh. idk.

  • Smooth

    Read it on tumblr.

  • Boardingschoolbabe

    I love myself its not a sin i can’t control whats happening

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!

    ___________________

    some have commented before. as like anons and shit i think

    oceanup said demi got into a fight with a user on OU as an anon. she rang them up

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    omg wtf. does anyone know if you have backstages to a concert and need an ID. do you need your own ID or the card of the person who bought the tickets?

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    ._.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich
  • iSarcasticING

    Anonymous said:
    I doubt they had sex people, didn’t they share a hotel in USA, wouldn’t that be illegal? plus Selena’s mom had her when she was 16 and justins mom had him young too, I’m sure they are smarter than that..Ugh I mean I get why people would talk but I wish people stop would assuming what they are doing privately..DISTURBING

    get a sense of humor.

  • Anonymous

    why did christina get arrested?

  • Anonymous

    Lie*

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!
    ____

    lol demi lovato’s done it few times.
    funny caliguy and imed (demi backwards) suddenly disappeared when demi went to rehab, huh? lolol

  • pocketfullofdreams

    everyone come to the tinychat!

  • xdolshhex

    I’ll bet they have a fun sleep over, ate pop corn and rented high school musical 2 :D :D
    ____
    - Hey don’t you want a pie?
    – Yeah sure
    – American pie ;)

  • Anonymous

    dead post RIP

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Caution: The following has strong sexual references and should not be read by anyone who thinks they can’t handle it.


    Uhm EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Anonymous said:
    why did christina get arrested?

    ___________________

    her and her boyfriend got drunk, he was driving and she got arrested for public intoxication

  • Anonymous

    I hope Selena and Justin never break up. I love seeing beliebers angry. Bunch of psychos.

  • MileyIsBestest

    http://www.onlinegames.com/piecraving/

    Guys, you have to play this game. It is sooo fun!!! DOOOOOOO ITTTTT!!!

  • _leena

    I kinda picture Bieber coming out of that hotel room singing: I JUST HAD SEEX!!! :D

  • Dumaa?

    omg wtf. does anyone know if you have backstages to a concert and need an ID. do you need your own ID or the card of the person who bought the tickets?
    _____________

    It depends on the venue. But most of the time, it’s your own ID.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    i have to say, i love this icon way too much too ever change it.

  • Anonymous

    RIP OCEANUP

  • iSarcasticING

    Well since I’m bored, I’m going to look up Bieber, Niley, and Twilight fanfictions and post them here. >:D

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    LOL Xtina! xDD

    Everyone thinks that i have it all
    but its so empty
    livin’ behind these prison walls

  • Anonymous

    hehehhehehe

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    they all come on oceanup to check the amazing comments ext.
    -*-
    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!

    Thats kinda scary when you think about it
    -*-
    I know, right. Because I don’t think most of us know a lot of the other users in real life…we could be talking to some really famous people. Joe’s posted, Bieber probably has, I bet Miley could have…

    WHO KNOWS?!?!?!

  • xdolshhex

    The love is returned lol <3
    Maybe one of the OceanUp admins will see this and get the brilliant idea to put this blob of genius in the header!!
    ____
    TAKE NOTE OU ;)

  • iSarcasticING

    OU’s layout is simple, and nice. AD’s layout is just confusing, clunky, and utterly pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    JUSTIN AND SELENA ARE FUCKING HATERS GONNA HATE

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    It depends on the venue. But most of the time, it’s your own ID.

    thanks! :) i’m doing both just to be safe

  • Anonymous

    that is so bs

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    I hope Selena and Justin never break up. I love seeing beliebers angry. Bunch of psychos.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhd5jb5ABD1qe53tk.gif

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    i’m going to bed, this post was… interesting ;)

    night <3

  • iSarcasticING

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas.

  • iSarcasticING

    MileyIsBestest said:
    http://www.onlinegames.com/piecraving/

    Guys, you have to play this game. It is sooo fun!!! DOOOOOOO ITTTTT!!!

    At first I was like “this game is lame.” Then I was like “Well… it’s actually not that bad.” And then “HOLY FUCK THIS IS ADDICTING.”

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    going to run and wash my hair, back in a sec

  • MileyIsBestest

    My eyes are itchy.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Goodnight, BDR <33

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    JUSTIN AND SELENA ARE FUCKING HATERS GONNA HATE

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhd5m4coyd1qe53tk.gif

  • iSarcasticING

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:
    i’m going to bed, this post was… interesting ;)

    night <3

    goodnight. :)

  • Anonymous

    Wah :(

  • Anonymous

    I hope Selena has a sex song in her new album

  • Anonymous

    I love You Selly but ugh if you had sex with Bieber I’m mortified and dissipointed in you, atleast wait till he’s 17 hunny. I loved the innocent ‘I have a purity ring Selena’ :(..People are saying Selena changed him,NO! Justin changed my Selenita :(

  • Anonymous

    that game sucks

  • Anonymous

    he probs had a BONER

  • mileykicksass

    So many screen caps rotfl

  • Anonymous

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhd5m4coyd1qe53tk.gif

    it’s okay firework…it’s okay

  • Dumaa?

    thanks! :) i’m doing both just to be safe
    _____________

    Have fun! Whose concert are you going to?

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    even justin admitted that shit was perverted

    when

    ___________________

    omg you didn’t see the tweet?

    some chick asked him whether he was feeling pervy when he wrote it and he replied “hahahaha ;)”

  • mileykicksass

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas.
    —-
    …Fuck Me lol

  • Anonymous

    SHWTY IS A EENIE MINIE MINEY MO LOVA!!!!

  • Anonymous

    awkward?

  • _leena

    Anonymous said:

    I love You Selly but ugh if you had sex with Bieber I’m mortified and dissipointed in you, atleast wait till he’s 17 hunny. I loved the innocent ‘I have a purity ring Selena’ :(..People are saying Selena changed him,NO! Justin changed my Selenita :(

    he kinda IS 17…

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Does ad still give viruses ?

  • mels

    I wonder if Justin was a virgin before Selena

  • weareinfinite

    Once you party with us, you’ll be falling in love. OH OH WHOA OH OH oceanup bitches we’re unforgettable. Epic comments, with gifs on top. Flawless hoes, so hot, we’ll melt your livejournals. OH WHOA OH OH WHOA OH.

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:33 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    Does ad still give viruses ?

    it never gave viruses

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    some chick asked him whether he was feeling pervy when he wrote it and he replied “hahahaha ;)”

    oh

  • xdolshhex

    I love You Selly but ugh if you had sex with Bieber I’m mortified and dissipointed in you, atleast wait till he’s 17 hunny. I loved the innocent ‘I have a purity ring Selena’ :(..People are saying Selena changed him,NO! Justin changed my Selenita :(
    ___
    He’s 17.

  • Anonymous

    ……..

  • Anonymous

    oibnkolknl

  • weareinfinite

    Mary, we’re just talking about Jelena sex. *shrug*

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    it’s okay firework…it’s okay

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvv9aixbQ1qek3xs.gif

  • Smooth

    Jelena should just release a sex tape.
    I’m sure they have one out of their hundreds to spare.

  • Dumaa?

    How exactly do you make-out on an escalator?

  • Anonymous

    How can Justin and Selena both deal with the fan hate surrounding their romance without alienating their fans? Celebuzz spoke with Monica Cost, celebrated columnist for EURWeb and branding expert, who helped map out the next steps for the young couple.

    Monica explains that it can be hard for male teen stars to get into relationships with women (famous or not famous) since they are often placed “in a position where the fans feel that they are in a place of ownership” over the celeb. Justin’s fans are an important and involved part of his life and he actively pursues an engaged relationship with his Beliebers through Twitter and Facebook, so it is easy to see why many of his fans would feel like they “own” the young star.

    Monica also explains that Justin and Selena’s relationship may prove to problematic for some fans since she is older (18) and he is still viewed a “the young teen heartthrob.”

    As for how they should address the Twitter hate, Monica suggests that Justin make the first move.

    “He has to say something first,” Monica explains. “I would have him address it on Twitter but not in a deliberate [separate press] interview since it would give the haters a voice. Selena should lay low for awhile.”

    “He should say something like, ‘I just want the fans to know that I still love them and I’m still here’,” says Monica. However, Monica notes that Justin shouldn’t shy away from the fact that he is “acting like a normal teenager” and getting into a relationship with girl. That’s what teenagers do, after all!

    “On Twitter, the fans forget that [the celebrity they’re bashing] is human,” Monica continues. “Over the computer it is just so easy to just…say it and there is no accountability on Twitter. When you are getting bullied or hated on, you have to pull back.”

    As for how the Biebs and SelGo should act now that they are an official item, Monica says she wouldn’t change anything about their behavior.

    “I wouldn’t have them do more [press appearances] than they are doing,” Monica explains. “However, I would brand Selena in a less sexy way, more jeans and t-shirts and not so much red lipstick and high buns.” Those looks, says Monica, may draw attention to the fact that Selena is older than Justin.

    “However, I would brand Selena in a less sexy way, more jeans and t-shirts and not so much red lipstick and high buns.” Those looks, says Monica, may draw attention to the fact that Selena is older than Justin. “

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    lmao! you know you love it xoxo
    ____
    xoxo horny girl
    xD

    ——

    LOL SHUT UP! Wouldnt you love it if i had a rihanna icon, mhmm. smh. Appreciate the artistic value of my bootiful icon xD

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:

    I would love to know if any celebs have come on as anons or made accounts on here and posted comments…after all..it’s the internet.

    Any of you could be Biebs!!

    ___________________

    some have commented before. as like anons and shit i think

    oceanup said demi got into a fight with a user on OU as an anon. she rang them up
    ____

    lol demi lovato’s done it few times.
    funny caliguy and imed (demi backwards) suddenly disappeared when demi went to rehab, huh? lolol

    -*-
    Maybe Demi’s a new user now……

  • weareinfinite

    YOU GUISE! SMOOTH’S ACCENT IS SUPER CUTE (x

  • Anonymous

    SELENA GOT HER GROOVE BACK

  • xdolshhex
  • weareinfinite

    Smooth. Who is in your icon?

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:38 pm
    Anonymous said:

    I love You Selly but ugh if you had sex with Bieber I’m mortified and dissipointed in you, atleast wait till he’s 17 hunny. I loved the innocent ‘I have a purity ring Selena’ :(..People are saying Selena changed him,NO! Justin changed my Selenita :(
    ———————

    he’s 17 and she deflowered him when he was 16 in st lucia and it’s legal there so yeah

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    I love the end of First Dance.

  • iSarcasticING

    PLAY THIS GAME. IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

    http://www.brainbashers.com/games/avalanche.asp

  • Ranii

    Eenie Meenie Minie Mo Selena is my hoe.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    weareinfinite said:

    Once you party with us, you’ll be falling in love. OH OH WHOA OH OH oceanup bitches we’re unforgettable. Epic comments, with gifs on top. Flawless hoes, so hot, we’ll melt your livejournals. OH WHOA OH OH WHOA OH.
    -*-
    ^THIS!

  • mels

    HI FIANCEE : D

  • Smooth

    Caution: The following has strong sexual references and should not be read by anyone who thinks they can’t handle it.

    A few of my friends and I made this one day when we were bored. It’s not that funny and depending on your humor it might be REALLY not funny. It’s pretty gross so seriously don’t read if you think you can’t handle it. It’s also really offensive. I warned you.

    Baby Parody:
    And I was like Anal, Anal, Anal
    (I do it every night)
    Anal Anal Anal
    (I like it real tight)
    Anal Anal Anal
    (I jizz in your face)
    Anal Anal Anal Ohhhhh
    Thought I wasn’t gay (gay)

  • Jane.in.Sane

    LMAO @ the two Mila icons from the Oscar’s on top of each other!
    (See @Beaut.R.D and @Lime.i.t.c.’s posts lol)

  • Anonymous

    He wAs 16 at the time :(

  • Anon50

    OOOOH

  • Anonymous

    jealous!
    but love em

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    even justin admitted that shit was perverted
    ~~~

    Really ? when ? O.o

    ____________________

    a girl asked him whether he was feeling pervy when he wrote it on twitter and he replied “hahahaha ;)”

  • xdolshhex

    Maybe Demi’s a new user now……
    ____
    http://i.imgur.com/CAlWU.jpg

  • Anonymous

    i feel uncomfortable commenting knowing who creeps on this site *shrugs*

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    They could have passionate sex while selena is singing her fail cover of “in my head”

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    He wAs 16 at the time :(

    wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Anonymous

    CAN SOMEONE SAY PUBLICITY STUNT

  • weareinfinite

    (10) Oceanup lovers creepin’

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Caution: The following has strong sexual references and should not be read by anyone who thinks they can’t handle it.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvv7meJwI1qek3xs.gif

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfaf3lTSrr1qas0l9.gif
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfaepyiN5q1qas0l9.gif

  • Riddikulus

    Be goin up and down all around

  • iSarcasticING

    Rose Sapphire was the most popular girl in Beauxbautons (OMG SP?11/1!) but then she heard there were real hot guys at Hogwarts so she decided to go there! So she like goes on the train (I don’t think you care about her signing up or walking on or anything that stuff is boring NEWAY BACK TO THE STORY!101) and she sees this really hot boy with a real cute arse! So she casts a prettyiness charm on herself by screaming “TomusFeltonus” and she goes up to hit on the boy and he turns around! And OMG she liked this side of him even better because sure he had a good butt but his eyes look great and he has great silver hair so I say ‘hey Im’ rose Sapphire and you are the cutest boy I have ever seen”

    Yeah that what every girl says” said the hot guy so I say what your name and he says “they call me draco malfoy but you can call me his royal hotness” “lol! But her royal hotness is my name!” “Haha omg you got aim” asked the hot guy “Yeah I said “It’s !

    “Neat Im TomFeltonIsTheHottestGuyEver” “He canna be hotter then you lol” I said flirtifully “lol” he said “well I gotta go now he said “I love you” I said and I grabbed him and kissed him and it was good he was a good kisser he did French well

    So then Im walking around without the hot guy and I see another hot guy! So I figure the more the bedr so I say hey man I’m the girl of your dreams, and let’s prolong ur waking up!1’1

    “LOL!” he says and he grabs me and we kisses me and lol! So he says his name harry potter which is cool name so we kiss some more then he leaves and I see another hot guy and he says “omg hey your hot I wanna dump my girlfriend 4 u” “lol” I say

    So this guy says his name serious black but hes white but OMG SORRY I WAS JUST RACIST lol and then we kiss and I walk off and I see such a hot girl but IM NO LESBIAN GOD KILLS GAES! But I tink shell be a good friend so she wont steal all my guys lol so I say “hey we’re gonna be friends” but shes not listening cuz she as an ipod and OMG those are awesome! And I pull out my ipod and she sees it and takes off er earphones and she screams LOL U HAV ONE OF THOSE 2!1? and I sae YEAH! And so she says “do u listen to blak eyed peez? (AUDORS NotE: OMT WAT A NEET BAND DAT IS I LUV DEM! CURZ I DOWNLoad ALL DER Music ILLEGALE MUSIC SDHOLDNT COST MONE lool so I say “OMG DER MY FAVOURITE BAND AND EVERY GUY STICKS their head out of their compartment and screams omg black eyed peez I love them too! And they all start singing!1!

    Ever since I was a little young-a
    I always had a ryhme that I flung-a
    Any situation that you brung up
    Black Eyed Peas will shake a party like thunda
    Now everybody wanna ask and wonder
    How the Black Eyed Peas took it from the under
    From the bottom to the top
    Now we make your body rock
    Muthaf don’t sit and ponder
    Cuz we come with no bloops no blunders
    We keep it fat like Atilla the Hun-a
    Latin ladies by like ay Corumba

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    i feel uncomfortable commenting knowing who creeps on this site *shrugs*

    who

  • xdolshhex

    Eenie meenie miney mo
    Catch a bad dick by her toe
    If it holla (if, if, if she holla) let it go

    It’s indecisive
    It can’t decide
    It keeps on lookin
    From left to right

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:38 pm
    Anonymous said:
    I love You Selly but ugh if you had sex with Bieber I’m mortified and dissipointed in you, atleast wait till he’s 17 hunny. I loved the innocent ‘I have a purity ring Selena’ :(..People are saying Selena changed him,NO! Justin changed my Selenita :(
    =============

    lol she’s had sex rumours for 2 years now.
    she even slipped up and said she’s had sex in an interview MONTHS before she was dating bieber.
    lol. get your shit together.

  • yourlove-

    Cute couple.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    justinbieber Justin Bieber
    RT @AaiSja @justinbieber okay this is one question i really wanna get answer on: were you pervy when you wrote first dance? LMAO = hahaha ;)

    found it ahahahaha

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Once you party with us, you’ll be falling in love. OH OH WHOA OH OH oceanup bitches we’re unforgettable. Epic comments, with gifs on top. Flawless hoes, so hot, we’ll melt your livejournals. OH WHOA OH OH WHOA OH.

    Omg i feel so special writing part of this :’)

  • Riddikulus

    They could be doin oral in the forest

  • Dumaa?

    I love all the Mila Kunis icons. <3

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:44 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    i feel uncomfortable commenting knowing who creeps on this site *shrugs*

    who

    the celebrities who get posted here

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Smooth

    weareinfinite said:
    Smooth. Who is in your icon?
    ——
    A guy from the movie a single man… don’t know what his name is though.

  • iSarcasticING

    JTLYK i’m posting these from fanfictionn. XD

  • Anonymous

    Bbchdjsjejejejejrjfuwooajebfjfnfnfnfnfnfn

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    LMAO @ the two Mila icons from the Grammy’s on top of each other!
    (See @Beaut.R.D and @Lime.i.t.c.’s posts lol)

    ——-

    haha! oops we did it again. xD Mila connects us (; lmfao.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    I can show you how i work it ;) -dances-

  • Anonymous

    idc i love them!

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    wait selena covered my bb jason? WHAT THE FUCK SHE RUINED AN AMAZING SONG OMFG

  • Smooth

    I am not afraid BabyYourAFirework!
    Beliebers, get at me!

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Cuz we come with no bloops no blunders
    We keep it fat like Atilla the Hun-a
    Latin ladies by like ay Corumba

    Uh….no one will read that. If mods are on they will prob. delete it

  • suckit

    HI

  • Anonymous

    i’m a belieber and will always support justin but the reason i hate jelena is that justins attitude has changed for the worse and well u cant help but blame it on selena. he seemed so sweet and genuine before. i watched the movie and i was like in love with him. now he isnt. he seems distant from the fans. i just dont know.
    and i’m sorry selena fans but i dont understand ppl saying shes too good for him. shes annoying she seems fake and when shes not being sugary sweet she acts like shes all grown up and sophisticated ugh, and i heard she laughed at a fan for chasing justin around.

  • Ranii

    i was booorn to screw somebody !
    Aint nothin that’s ever gonna stop me.

  • _leena

    I find it creepy how she used to be like: Naahh hese just my little brother.

    I mean how does a guy go from your little brother to your boyfriend? O_O

  • Riddikulus

    they could be having period sex on a bed
    with oral
    and butt sex
    included

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Baby Parody:
    And I was like Anal, Anal, Anal
    (I do it every night)
    Anal Anal Anal
    (I like it real tight)
    Anal Anal Anal
    (I jizz in your face)
    Anal Anal Anal Ohhhhh
    Thought I wasn’t gay (gay)

    ———-

    lmfao xD Not as bad as i thought it would be! Cause your obviously not serious.

  • Anonymous

    i

  • mileykicksass

    (10) Oceanup lovers creepin’

    (11)

  • Jane.in.Sane

    iSarcasticING said:

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 04:41 pm
    iSarcasticING said:

    PLAY THIS GAME. IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

    http://www.brainbashers.com/games/avalanche.asp

    NOW THIS GAME IS FUN UNLIKE THE BUNNY GAME

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    I am not afraid BabyYoureAFirework!
    Beliebers, get at me

    e*

    YOU SHOULD BE. I WILL ATTACK YOU WITH MY WATER GUN.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfaezyTYYv1qas0l9.gif

  • Anonymous

    lj is still messed up

  • Lupo.

    It’s quite possible that Selena is a ‘technical virgin’.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Rose Sapphire was the most popular girl in Beauxbautons (OMG SP?11/1!) but then she heard there were real hot guys at Hogwarts so she decided to go there! So she like goes on the train (I don’t think you care about her signing up or walking on or anything that stuff is boring NEWAY BACK TO THE STORY!101) and she sees this really hot boy with a real cute arse! So she casts a prettyiness charm on herself by screaming “TomusFeltonus” and she goes up to hit on the boy and he turns around! And OMG she liked this side of him even better because sure he had a good butt but his eyes look great and he has great silver hair so I say ‘hey Im’ rose Sapphire and you are the cutest boy I have ever seen”

    Yeah that what every girl says” said the hot guy so I say what your name and he says “they call me draco malfoy but you can call me his royal hotness” “lol! But her royal hotness is my name!” “Haha omg you got aim” asked the hot guy “Yeah I said “It’s !

    “Neat Im TomFeltonIsTheHottestGuyEver” “He canna be hotter then you lol” I said flirtifully “lol” he said “well I gotta go now he said “I love you” I said and I grabbed him and kissed him and it was good he was a good kisser he did French well

    So then Im walking around without the hot guy and I see another hot guy! So I figure the more the bedr so I say hey man I’m the girl of your dreams, and let’s prolong ur waking up!1’1

    “LOL!” he says and he grabs me and we kisses me and lol! So he says his name harry potter which is cool name so we kiss some more then he leaves and I see another hot guy and he says “omg hey your hot I wanna dump my girlfriend 4 u” “lol” I say

    So this guy says his name serious black but hes white but OMG SORRY I WAS JUST RACIST lol and then we kiss and I walk off and I see such a hot girl but IM NO LESBIAN GOD KILLS GAES! But I tink shell be a good friend so she wont steal all my guys lol so I say “hey we’re gonna be friends” but shes not listening cuz she as an ipod and OMG those are awesome! And I pull out my ipod and she sees it and takes off er earphones and she screams LOL U HAV ONE OF THOSE 2!1? and I sae YEAH! And so she says “do u listen to blak eyed peez? (AUDORS NotE: OMT WAT A NEET BAND DAT IS I LUV DEM! CURZ I DOWNLoad ALL DER Music ILLEGALE MUSIC SDHOLDNT COST MONE lool so I say “OMG DER MY FAVOURITE BAND AND EVERY GUY STICKS their head out of their compartment and screams omg black eyed peez I love them too! And they all start singing!1!

    Ever since I was a little young-a
    I always had a ryhme that I flung-a
    Any situation that you brung up
    Black Eyed Peas will shake a party like thunda
    Now everybody wanna ask and wonder
    How the Black Eyed Peas took it from the under
    From the bottom to the top
    Now we make your body rock
    Muthaf don’t sit and ponder
    Cuz we come with no bloops no blunders
    We keep it fat like Atilla the Hun-a
    Latin ladies by like ay Corumba

    Whoever wrote that needs to be assassinated.

  • Anonymous

    HI

    ITS DEAD they are in tinychat

  • Ranii

    http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Screen-

    the hotel where they fucked
    —-
    LOADS of space !

  • Anonymous

    Selena is a virginity collector.

  • Anonymous

    TINYCHATS WHO’S IDEAD WAS IT? I BET IT WAS MILEYISBESTEST. -_-

  • xdolshhex

    LOL SHUT UP! Wouldnt you love it if i had a rihanna icon, mhmm. smh. Appreciate the artistic value of my bootiful icon xD
    ____
    RIHANNA FTW ;D

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    http://i56.tinypic.com/qsuwat.jpg

    ——

    Ohmygod the look hes giving her is like “Yeah, bitch we gon’ fuck tonight” rofll.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    TINYCHATS WHO’S IDEAD WAS IT? I BET IT WAS MILEYISBESTEST.

    NO IT WAS WEAREINFINITE’S IDEA

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    They could have passionate sex while selena is singing her fail cover of “in my head”

    _____________________

    Just stay with me now. Say the word and well go.
    Ill be your teacher. Ill show you the ropes.
    Youll see a side of love you’ve never known.
    I can see it going down, going down.

    In my head, I see you all over me.
    In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.
    Youll be screaming no.
    In my head, its going down.
    In my head, its going down.
    In my head. Yeah. In my head. Oh yeah.

    Some dudes know all the right things to say.
    When it comes down to it, its just a game.
    Instead of talking let me demonstrate. Yeah.
    Get down to business lets skip foreplay.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    lol she’s had sex rumours for 2 years now.
    she even slipped up and said she’s had sex in an interview MONTHS before she was dating bieber.
    lol. get your shit together.

    ___________________

    lol when did she slip up?

  • suckit

    HI

    ITS DEAD they are in tinychat

    —-

    I C
    i’ll go do something else then…

  • Anonymous

    xdolshhex said:

    Eenie meenie miney mo
    Catch a bad dick by her toe
    If it holla (if, if, if she holla) let it go

    It’s indecisive
    It can’t decide
    It keeps on lookin
    From left to right

    EWWWWWWWW THATS SO FUNNY

  • iSarcasticING

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:44 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

    I hate you!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:

    TINYCHATS WHO’S IDEAD WAS IT? I BET IT WAS MILEYISBESTEST.

    NO IT WAS WEAREINFINITE’S IDEA

    UGH

    what’s the link

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    i think that was record timing for washing hair

  • Anonymous

    ngl i’m curious about “who says” cannot wait

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    wait selena covered my bb jason? WHAT THE FUCK SHE RUINED AN AMAZING SONG OMFG

    ——-

    YES OMG IKR SO FUCKING MAD SUCHA AWESOME SONG.

  • MileyIsBestest

    I love all the Mila Kunis icons. <3

    Ohhh hai thurrr dumma!

  • Anonymous

    UGH

    what’s the link

    http://tinychat.com/oceanupbitches

  • Anonymous

    justin is hot

  • weareinfinite

    Fool me fool me. Oh how you do me. Kiss me kiss me. Tell me that you miss me. Tell me what you want to hear.

  • xdolshhex

    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)
    ____
    GO BACK TO REHAB loljk.

  • Anonymous

    lol i find this amusing… i hope selena breaks justins little heart.

  • Wish

    l0l k.

  • _leena

    Anonymous said:

    Selena is a virginity collector.

    Shese climbin in yo windows, snatchin yo popstars up :)

  • Anonymous

    :(

  • Jane.in.Sane
  • Anonymous

    who wants to lucid dream

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:

    justinbieber Justin Bieber
    RT @AaiSja @justinbieber okay this is one question i really wanna get answer on: were you pervy when you wrote first dance? LMAO = hahaha ;)

    found it ahahahaha
    -*-
    LMAO I’m guessing he was extremely horny lol

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Anonymous said:
    Selena is a virginity collector.

    _________________

    lmfao oh my god

  • Anonymous

    Idk I

  • iSarcasticING

    MileyIsBestest said:

    Whoever wrote that needs to be assassinated.

    *GASP* WHY?! Doesn’t it do the HP series justice?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    :(

    WHAT

  • Anonymous

    i think they are adorable!

  • xdolshhex

    http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Screen-

    the hotel where they fucked
    ____
    Non-latex condoms everywhere.

  • MileyIsBestest

    *GASP* WHY?! Doesn’t it do the HP series justice?

    NO!

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Does ad still give viruses ?

    it never gave viruses
    ~~

    Yeah it did

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Dumaa? said:

    I love all the Mila Kunis icons. <3

    ——–

    Yours is adorable ♥ (:

  • Anonymous

    they’re adorable.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    (10) Oceanup lovers creepin’

    (11)

    —–

    CONGRATS YO!
    *balloons and confetti and jelena sex*

  • Jane.in.Sane

    iSarcasticING said:

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:44 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

    I hate you!
    -*-
    I hate you more!!
    *goes off searching for Alex Welch*

  • Anonymous

    Yeah it did

    you got a virus from there?

  • Riddikulus

    The way i imagine it
    Selenas moaning then when they take a break she has a bottle of vodka and a cigar in her hand saying
    “MOAR MOAR MOAR’

  • xdolshhex

    http://i56.tinypic.com/qsuwat.jpg

    ——

    Ohmygod the look hes giving her is like “Yeah, bitch we gon’ fuck tonight” rofll.
    ____
    Selena- Yay

  • Smooth

    OH GUYZ I MADE A PARODY SONG TO BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER. IT’S SO FUNNY

    But it’s offensive to him and I don’t want all the beliebers up in here mad.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    So this guy says his name serious black but hes white but OMG SORRY I WAS JUST RACIST

    o m g

    … *dead*

  • Voice of reason

    mels said:
    HI FIANCEE : D

    Hello m’dear. Why are you all talking about sexual intercourse and Jelena. Of all couples…

  • weareinfinite

    MY FIRST LOVE BROKE MY HEART FOR THE FIRST TIME.

  • Ranii

    once a month they gotta stop tho unless they
    go thru the bloody show.. yuck.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    leena said:

    Anonymous said:

    Selena is a virginity collector.

    Shese climbin in yo windows, snatchin yo popstars up :)
    -*-
    Tryin’ to fuck ‘em so you betta’ hide ya Biebs, hide yo Nicks

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    On ipod :((((

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    They could have passionate sex while selena is singing her fail cover of “in my head”

    _____________________

    Just stay with me now. Say the word and well go.
    Ill be your teacher. Ill show you the ropes.
    Youll see a side of love you’ve never known.
    I can see it going down, going down.

    In my head, I see you all over me.
    In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.
    Youll be screaming no.
    In my head, its going down.
    In my head, its going down.
    In my head. Yeah. In my head. Oh yeah.

    Some dudes know all the right things to say.
    When it comes down to it, its just a game.
    Instead of talking let me demonstrate. Yeah.
    Get down to business lets skip foreplay.

    ————

    LMFAO! *dead*
    Imagine selena saying “Ill be your teacher. Ill show you the ropes.” To justin ahaha!

  • Anonymous

    smooth your parody wasn’t that bad. i thought it was gonna be worse

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    fuck you ou gave my laptop a virus

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Lets be serious.
    They been fuckin’ since Christmas.
    St.Lucia room? Nuff said.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Shes a rich girl buying all the clothes. wrist full of gold. you already know

  • mileykicksass

    David’s accent is just <3

  • weareinfinite

    I don’t get easily angered if people hate on Justin. In fact, I’m finding all of this extremely funny :p

  • MileyIsBestest

    gpfjkgok

  • iSarcasticING

    OMG, my sex thing is still relevant. XD

  • xdolshhex
  • Anonymous

    i have never got a virus from ou

  • Anonymous

    Smooth said:

    OH GUYZ I MADE A PARODY SONG TO BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER. IT’S SO FUNNY

    But it’s offensive to him and I don’t want all the beliebers up in here mad.

    http://i53.tinypic.com/rksr9z.gif

  • LovatoLove

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

    Uh-oh.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    getting on diff comp

  • Anonymous

    i really dislike selena i wish justin was in love with caitlin beadles or jasmine villegas i like them better.

  • Anonymous

    Justin has very crazy fans
    Selena’s fans are more mature

  • Riddikulus

    I know you fucked me
    You saw my pair
    You shouted fuck me
    everywhere
    xD

  • iSarcasticING

    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:44 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

    I hate you!
    -*-
    I hate you more!!
    *goes off searching for Alex Welch*

    FINE! *goes off having sex with Ashley*

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    ZOMG!11!!1

  • Lupo.

    I’m p sure no one is interested in seeing hearing reading about J-Bi getting down with anyone (purple scarf = homo)

  • Jane.in.Sane

    xdolshhex said:

    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)
    ____
    GO BACK TO REHAB loljk
    -*-
    I’m in a treatment facility GEEZ!
    It’s almost as scary as the rehab…I still see girls trying to puke their guts out and counting calories over and over on a daily basis!!!

  • weareinfinite


    FINE. LET’S TALK ABOUT NILEY SEX

  • MileyIsBestest

    and i was like baby baby baby baby ooohhhh lie baby baby baby nooooooo like baby baby baby ohhhhhhhhh thought youd always be mine moneeeeeeee yeah yeqh yah yeah bsjkf

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    OH GUYZ I MADE A PARODY SONG TO BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER. IT’S SO FUNNY

    But it’s offensive to him and I don’t want all the beliebers up in here mad.

    ——-

    POSTTTTTTTT.
    Beliebers are always mad anyway dude, lmfao. xD

  • Niley_Bang_That_Drum

    Is this relevant?

  • idkMyBFFjill

    You guys would settle on a Juslena post

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Smooth said:

    weareinfinite said:
    Smooth. Who is in your icon?
    ——
    A guy from the movie a single man… don’t know what his name is though.
    -*-
    *cough, cough* A Single Man – see icon!

  • mileykicksass

    David has an aussie accent…you can all back the fuck up now

  • idkMyBFFjill

    Anonymous said:

    who wants to lucid dream
    ====
    i’m working on it

  • Anonymous

    HE DOESN’T WEAR PURPLE SCARFS ANYMORE LUPO

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)
    ____
    GO BACK TO REHAB loljk.

    ———

    http://i51.tinypic.com/17z9s6.gif

  • Ranii

    i bet SEX by chris brown is ‘theyr’ song.

  • idkMyBFFjill

    i see i walked in on a dead post RIP

  • Smooth

    weareinfinite said:
    Fool me fool me. Oh how you do me. Kiss me kiss me. Tell me that you miss me. Tell me what you want to hear.
    —-
    Tell me you’ll fuck me.

  • Anonymous

    AWKWARD!

  • weareinfinite
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I thought this went with the current topic
    http://i.imgur.com/DK9GS.gif

  • MileyIsBestest

    I’m in a treatment facility GEEZ!
    It’s almost as scary as the rehab…I still see girls trying to puke their guts out and counting calories over and over on a daily basis!!!

    Rehab abd treatment facilty are the SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    IF YOU POST IT I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL GET YOUR ADDRESS AND BETA YOU UP

  • Dumaa?

    Ohhh hai thurrr dumma!
    ___________

    Yo. What’s been up?

  • Anonymous

    ou= dead
    ad= layout is fucked up

  • xdolshhex

    U fuck, I fuck

  • iSarcasticING

    putlimeinthecoconut said:
    So this guy says his name serious black but hes white but OMG SORRY I WAS JUST RACIST

    o m g

    … *dead*

    LOL, that story is gold.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    So……

  • Anonymous

    BEAT*

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:45 pm
    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:
    lol she’s had sex rumours for 2 years now.
    she even slipped up and said she’s had sex in an interview MONTHS before she was dating bieber.
    lol. get your shit together.

    ___________________

    lol when did she slip up?
    ==========

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48Y_UpM4uY
    2:15 ish.

    “I’m a huge fan. And I do have se…” -stops herself-

    Then they cut the tape when the interviewer asks her what she was gonna say.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Glow in the Dark – Chris Brown

    SHIIIIITT that song’s hot.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    iSarcasticING said:

    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:44 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

    I hate you!
    -*-
    I hate you more!!
    *goes off searching for Alex Welch*

    FINE! *goes off having sex with Ashley*
    -*-
    NO YOU DON’T!
    *goes off and experiments with Kama Sutra positions w/Wilmer*

  • Anonymous

    HA BIEBERTH DAY

  • Riddikulus

    They’re probably listening to birthday sex
    banging eachother

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    fireworks icon = ugh.

  • _leena

    <— They should forget about Selena :)

  • Anonymous

    hello

  • iSarcasticING

    Guys…..they could be having sex…. in our bedrooms right now.

  • Niley_Bang_That_Drum

    Oh and I forgot: Gomez, you are supposed to wear an undershirt with a see-through one, you hoe. And ur not supposed to stick ur hand down a guys ass if you follow in god. disgraceful.

  • Anonymous

    Stop killing OceanUP with your tinychats.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    weareinfinite said:
    FINE. LET’S TALK ABOUT NILEY SEX
    -*-
    NOOO!!
    :P
    NEVER!!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    hello

    hi

  • weareinfinite


    NEMI SEX IS THE DIRTIEST.

  • LovatoLove

    I find it creepy how she used to be like: Naahh hese just my little brother.

    I mean how does a guy go from your little brother to your boyfriend? O_O

    incest.
    and lmaoo your icon <3

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Not goin to tinychat

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    LMFAO! *dead*
    Imagine selena saying “Ill be your teacher. Ill show you the ropes.” To justin ahaha!

    _________________

    *dead*

  • mileykicksass

    I gotta wash my hair -.- I don’t feel like it lol

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 05:32 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Stop killing OceanUP with your tinychats.
    —-
    this!!!!!!!1

  • annie

    we all no that tennage relationships dont last. so come on guys get real.

  • Ranii

    ‘Stuck in the hole’

  • Dumaa?

    Yours is adorable ? (:
    ________

    Yours is making me question my sexuality. ;) jk.

  • Nunyaaa

    Not believing it until I see a picture.

  • Smooth

    putlimeinthecoconut said:
    OH GUYZ I MADE A PARODY SONG TO BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER. IT’S SO FUNNY

    But it’s offensive to him and I don’t want all the beliebers up in here mad.

    ——-

    POSTTTTTTTT.
    Beliebers are always mad anyway dude, lmfao. xD
    ——
    It’s reaallly dirty and offensive.

  • MileyIsBestest

    Yo. What’s been up?

    Just been chillin’, with the occasional earthquke. You know, the usual. Yourself?

  • mels

    HI FIANCEE : D

    Hello m’dear. Why are you all talking about sexual intercourse and Jelena. Of all couples…

    ————

    Hahaha because Selena is a sexy freak and Justin’s lovin it! lol

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48Y_UpM4uY
    2:15 ish.

    “I’m a huge fan. And I do have se…” -stops herself-

    Then they cut the tape when the interviewer asks her what she was gonna say.

    ________________

    LOL

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    < --- They should forget about Selena :) - ………………….

  • Anonymous

    TINYCHAT STRIKE!

  • Anonymous

    jelena sex is the cleanest

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    fireworks icon = ugh.

    that was rude. you didn’t have to say MY icon in general. just say justin. God.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    TEAMNOBODY CUM ON

  • Deminatrix

    WOW.

  • Ranii

    Anonimuss2.Oh said:

    Glow in the Dark – Chris Brown

    SHIIIIITT that song’s hot.

    yes, and Back Out & SEX tooo
    all SEXXXX songs lol

  • iSarcasticING

    HI! This is my first fic hope you like it! XD XD XD

    Narto anfd Skrua woked down teh road hand en hand. They has bin goin out four weaks! Dey luved each other grately and allways will evar sence Saske left thim that fatefull dei.

    “Sakra-chan I LUV U! :3″

    “I LUVE U TO NARDO!” They desided to go too Irichiryue’s four brekfeast cuz Narto luved Ramen width his life. Wants in teh restarunt Narotu ordared miso ramen four hisself and pork ramen four Sakura. He eight it slappilly. Sakra crenged thin dug in too her own Ramen. It taysted like siht! Trowing it away sh e hit Narto on teh hed.

    “OW! SAKRA_CHAN wat was that four?”

    “Loer yer voyce!”

    Narto has teres streeming down his face. Sakra saied

    “Com on lets go!” Sakra drahgged him down teh street to her aphartmeant…

    GAH! Cliffie! I’m so evil! XD Review or no chappie 2!

    I found this randomly, even though it’s not Bieber, Niley, or Twilight. it’s still beautifully written.

  • Anonymous

    ATTACKING THE TINYCHAT

  • Anonymous

    Justin has very crazy fans
    Selena’s fans are more mature

  • weareinfinite

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:06 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    I thought this went with the current topic
    http://i.imgur.com/DK9GS.gif

    :O I made that! Someone actually reused my gif. Life is complete. :’)

  • Anonymous

    oh my god -_-

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    i bet she wears purple underwear for him.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Idk if i should go in ._.

  • Riddikulus

    Imma fuck you 10 times
    gotta luv gotta luv you
    ~

  • xdolshhex

    David has an aussie accent…you can all back the fuck up now
    ____
    How do you know? o.O

  • Lupo.

    I’m sure Selena has had a abortion or two but if there is Selieber intercourse then it’s going to involve Selena wearing a purple strapon. (ps purple scarf = homosexual)

  • Smooth

    Anonymous said:
    IF YOU POST IT I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL GET YOUR ADDRESS AND BETA YOU UP
    —–
    Calm your tits.

  • Anonymous

    “I’m a huge fan. And I do have se…” -stops herself-

    Then they cut the tape when the interviewer asks her what she was gonna say.
    ________

    she’s so dumb like for real

  • Anonymous

    we need a new post preferably juslena/justin/selena

  • Voice of reason
  • Jane.in.Sane

    leena said:

    < --- They should forget about Selena :)
    -*-
    Ewwww...JUCK

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Taking the Teen Jeopardy online test in 20 minutes….practically going to have a panic attack lol.

    Wish me luck??

  • xdolshhex
  • Anonymous

    okkkkaayyy! cool plans jelena. congratulation you made a cute couple in the entire world. now, would you just stop doin in the public? im gonna puke…

  • weareinfinite

    It’s reaallly dirty and offensive.

    …. Like everything else we talk about on Oceanup?

  • MileyIsBestest

    I’m a huge fan. And I do have se…” -stops herself-

    Then they cut the tape when the interviewer asks her what she was gonna say.

    Show da video?

  • Anonymous

    STFU ABOUT THE PURPLE SCARF!!!!! HE DOESN’T WEAR THAT ANYMORE!

  • ajyjay

    she is only using hime for fame, we all knew her as the girl from wizards now look at her she has all this publicity scattered around in the news on the interent just because shes dating justin bieber, come on selena get real”whore” and justin relize it, bro.

  • Lupo.

    I bet she wears a purple strap-on for him

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Bye guys

    x x x

  • Anonymous

    ummmm ok

  • mileykicksass

    I’ve spent like half the day in the shower lol

  • Anonymous

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    Taking the Teen Jeopardy online test in 20 minutes….practically going to have a panic attack

    Wish me luck??

    link?

  • iSarcasticING

    Bieber and Selena’s first time didn’t go so well:

    Selena – “YOU CALL THAT A PENIS?”
    Justin – “YOU CALL THOSE TINY THINGS BOOBS?”

    But the loving couple made it work… jk, they had some hookers and vibrators up in there at some time.

  • Dumaa?

    Just been chillin’, with the occasional earthquke. You know, the usual. Yourself?
    ____________

    Yeah, I heard about the earthquake. You’re okay though, right?

    I’m good. Just living life.

  • xdolshhex

    It’s reaallly dirty and offensive.
    ____
    COME ONNN! POST ITTT ;)

  • weareinfinite

    JUCK

    Or Jick. :p

  • Jane.in.Sane

    I think we should just make up random sex stories about “fake” celebrity couples…ANYONE???

  • iSarcasticING

    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:44 pm
    Jane.in.Sane said:
    iSarcasticING said:

    You guys should know….. I’m Joe Jonas
    -*-
    Oh, yeah, right…and I’m Demi Lovato ;)

    I hate you!
    -*-
    I hate you more!!
    *goes off searching for Alex Welch*

    FINE! *goes off having sex with Ashley*
    -*-
    NO YOU DON’T!
    *goes off and experiments with Kama Sutra positions w/Wilmer*

    BITCH! *tackles demi*

  • Riddikulus

    I bet justin gave her hickeys from top to bottom

  • MileyIsBestest

    My neck hurts

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Anonymous said:

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    Taking the Teen Jeopardy online test in 20 minutes….practically going to have a panic attack

    Wish me luck??

    link?
    -*-
    You can see the link on the Jeopardy website if you look at the Auditions section..but it’s too late to register I believe..you had to do it by last weekend.

  • Anonymous

    MY TITS ARE CALM

  • MileyIsBestest

    My neck hurts

  • Anonymous

    Haha k

  • xdolshhex

    Purple lingerie just for Justin.

  • weareinfinite

    Bye Karsie <3

  • Anonymous

    You can see the link on the Jeopardy website if you look at the Auditions section..but it’s too late to register I believe..you had to do it by last weekend.

    awwww man! I wanted to do it.

  • Riddikulus

    It’s reaallly dirty and offensive
    who gives a f*
    POST IT xD

  • MileyIsBestest

    Hi

  • Anonymous

    selly likes anal! sex! she! told! me!

  • Anonymous

    my latin girl

  • Ranii

    xdolshhex said:

    Well the only place me and justin will fuck is in my room, so he can be going BABY BABY BABY OHHHH while in a room full of posters of him staring back
    ____
    ROUND AND ROUND BAAABYYY
    ——
    it cumms naturally.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:38 pm
    Anonymous said:
    69
    ==========

    Ate somethin’

  • BabyYoureAFirework
  • iSarcasticING

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    they could be having sex right now
    —–
    ANYWHERE
    ____
    Any position.

    —–

    But we all know its the doggie position.

    It’s probably the only position they right now. They have to wait a couple of years till then can get to the 69 position.

  • Anonymous

    while they have sex sel sings round and round

  • Ranii

    at kim kardashians house.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:

    selly likes anal! sex! she! told! me!

    ——-

    Hey Justin. You enjoying the convo?

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:
    69

    —–

    EWW

  • Riddikulus

    round and round
    ya never gonna stop goin round and round

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    How ironic im a virgin lmfao.

  • xdolshhex

    Well the only place me and justin will fuck is in my room, so he can be going BABY BABY BABY OHHHH while in a room full of posters of him staring back
    ____
    ROUND AND ROUND BAAABYYY
    ——
    it cumms naturally.
    ___
    A year without milk.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Justin starting to look cute to me..
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lezd7tNmp51qdvl5z.gif

  • Riddikulus

    in the forest
    on a mountian
    on a river
    in the ocean
    in mud(DIRTY SEX ALERT) xD
    on their neighbors lawn
    on horse crap

  • Ranii

    Anonymous said:
    69

    —–
    SEXTY-NINE.

  • xdolshhex

    at kim kardashians house.
    ___
    At Nick’s house.

  • iSarcasticING

    In an elevator
    On the top of his tour bus
    In the Jonas Brothers tour bus
    In the pool
    On stage at sound check
    On the toilet
    In the yard while they’re both doing hand stands
    In the car
    On top of the car
    On his drums

    WTF, *dead*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You guys, don’t you know that
    there rich enough to do it on the moon .

  • mels

    Did anyone see Joan Rivers talking about Sel on Fashion Police a while back? She was saying that she’s a vixen and she was like “you know the day after, HE’S walking funny” or something like that haha so true…I can Selena being a freak!! Jelena sex for the win!

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Justin starting to look cute to me..

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvv5iX0Fw1qek3xs.gif

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:41 pm
    WakaWakaEhEh said:

    Justin starting to look cute to me..
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lezd7tNmp51qdvl5z.gif

    hes sexy

  • Jane.in.Sane

    xdolshhex said:

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    ____
    In the fridge.
    —–
    On a chair.
    In the water.
    -*-
    On a private jet
    In a coffin
    In a tanning bed
    On a Twister mat
    ____
    On a pickle couch.
    —–
    In the air.
    On a car.
    In a car.
    On the sidewalk.
    By your enemy’s house.
    On Miley’s hair.
    On a wheel.
    ____
    Next to the Hollywood sign.
    -*-
    On a hot dog

  • Anonymous

    karsie where is your pickle farm comment?

  • iSarcasticING

    link to OU tumblr?

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • Riddikulus

    6am-Sex time to 1pm
    1-3pm break
    3-12am SEX TIME

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    There’s gonna be a monsoon
    when you come into me
    OHHHHHHHHH baybay

  • Smooth

    On a carpet as all the Beliebers and Selena fans hold them up.

  • Anonymous

    JELENA SEX IS THE CLEANEST

  • mels

    In an elevator
    On the top of his tour bus
    In the Jonas Brothers tour bus
    In the pool
    On stage at sound check
    On the toilet
    In the yard while they’re both doing hand stands
    In the car
    On top of the car
    On his drums

    WTF, *dead*

    ————

    Lmao I was running out of ideas and for some reason…..that was the first thing that popped in my mind!! Haha so I was like why not!?

  • Ranii

    selena’s & justin’s next movie

    ‘Bieber and Gomez make a porno’

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:41 pm
    mels said:

    Did anyone see Joan Rivers talking about Sel on Fashion Police a while back? She was saying that she’s a vixen and she was like “you know the day after, HE’S walking funny” or something like that haha so true…I can Selena being a freak!! Jelena sex for the win!
    ___

    So true!

  • iSarcasticING

    BabyYoureAFirework join in on the fun. :D

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Selena says “OWW!” instead of “UHHHH”

  • TheOne

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    It’s pretty obvious that they have un-protected sex.
    *cough* Justin is allergic to latex *cough* ;P
    ————————-

    LMAO. I guess they wont be sexing any time soon

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    It’s pretty obvious that they have un-protected sex.
    *cough* Justin is allergic to latex *cough* ;P

  • xdolshhex

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    ____
    In the fridge.
    —–
    On a chair.
    In the water.
    -*-
    On a private jet
    In a coffin
    In a tanning bed
    On a Twister mat
    ____
    On a pickle couch.
    —–
    In the air.
    On a car.
    In a car.
    On the sidewalk.
    By your enemy’s house.
    On Miley’s hair.
    On a wheel.
    ____
    Next to the Hollywood sign.
    -*-
    On a hot dog
    ____
    On an inflatable banana

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:42 pm
    Anonymous said:

    karsie where is your pickle farm comment?

    ——-

    Um, on the first page, bottom i believe.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    BabyYoureAFirework join in on the fun. :D

    I will not participate in Jelena sex fantasies

  • Anonymous

    TODAY is probably his day off so hes having sex all day

  • Smooth

    Riddikulus said:
    6am-Sex time to 1pm
    1-3pm break
    3-12am SEX TIME
    —–
    That is the life.

  • xdolshhex

    link to OU tumblr?
    ____
    http://oceanupbitches.tumblr.com/

  • mileykicksass

    It’s hard to screencap and die of laughter at the same time XD

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    at a nick jonas concert.

  • iSarcasticING

    mels said:

    In an elevator
    On the top of his tour bus
    In the Jonas Brothers tour bus
    In the pool
    On stage at sound check
    On the toilet
    In the yard while they’re both doing hand stands
    In the car
    On top of the car
    On his drums

    WTF, *dead*

    ————

    Lmao I was running out of ideas and for some reason…..that was the first thing that popped in my mind!! Haha so I was like why not!?

    LOL, that was the best one. xD

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Hmmmm….They could even be having a snORGY!!

  • Riddikulus

    a flooded house
    in subways bathroom
    on a mcdonalds table
    in the food court in a mall

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    hes sexy

    —–

    can you not……

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Jelena fantasies aren’t for me. sorry.
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8gqqoWgI1qc8e8fo1_500.gif

  • xdolshhex

    Teamnobody needs to be here.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    when justin goes on tour selena will have to buy a vibrator

  • Ranii

    Riddikulus said:
    6am-Sex time to 1pm
    1-3pm break
    3-12am SEX TIME
    —–
    and THATS why they are always on a schedule.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    A year without Justin’s like a year without “rain”

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Anonymous said:

    TODAY is probably his day off so hes having sex all day

    —–

    in every way.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Anonymous said:
    TODAY is probably his day off so hes having sex all day

    ____________________

    he’s got like a week off to fuck her.

  • Ranii

    now we all know how Selena stays so skinny she’s working out 24/7…

  • Entertainmentlove

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    On a hot dog
    ——————
    what lmao on a hot dog you guys are crazy

  • Riddikulus

    SURPRISE BUTT SEX!!!!

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Justin likes girls on top

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    BabyYoureAFirework said:
    when justin goes on tour selena will have to buy a vibrator

    ___________________

    no it’s cool she’s got her pickles

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Ushers house, at partys
    coughONETIMEcough

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    now we all know how Selena stays so skinny she’s working out 24/7…

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvvb4nzaY1qek3xs.gif

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    xdolshhex said:

    Teamnobody needs to be here.

    ——

    mte, she would freak out.

  • Riddikulus

    They could be doing oral for 4 hours straight

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Lmao is snORGY one of the blocked words…didn’t know…

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    These crazy bitches came in running during first period yelling it’s Justin’s birthday today.
    http://oi55.tinypic.com/2vj7gv6.jpg

  • Entertainmentlove

    what if she’s on her period then they cant have sex right ?

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    OMG TEAMNOBODY CUM ON

  • xdolshhex

    Let’s do it one time
    My dick, my dick is bigger
    Somebody to fuck

  • Smooth

    BabyYoureAFirework said:
    when justin goes on tour selena will have to buy a vibrator
    —–
    A mini one to really feel like it’s Justin’s.

  • Riddikulus

    They could be doing it on a teletubbie
    on barney while hes asleep
    on elmos piano

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • weareinfinite
  • Anonymous

    JUSTIN JUST TWEETED!!!!!!

  • Ranii

    -

    nooo im not mad lol :P it was like a happy sigh type thing rofl. i just thought it was cool we thought the same thing
    —-
    oh, k :)
    imma go now got to go to school tommorow and its 0:18 a.m. here in Belgium.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 03:18 pm
    Beautiful.Dirty.Rich said:
    miley is too good for joe

    especially since he started rocking the homeless look
    ===========

    LOL she looks homeless too.

  • Voice of reason
  • Anonymous

    THIS POST IS DYING

  • weareinfinite

    Damn, David. How long does it take to submit a song?

  • iSarcasticING

    I really want to trap them inside a McDonalds and just keep them there because they’re SO SKINNY.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    justinbieber Justin Bieber
    best fans in the world! thank u! #neversaynever and #makeachange

    he definitely saw this post

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    GARBAGE .
    but his pants are low, so how was her hand in his back pocket
    her hand was on his back thigh ? :s

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:07 pm
    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?

    LMAO

  • paperheartsx3x3

    LOL AW HOW CUTE, YOUNG AND IN LOVE. :)
    BUT IN ALL HONESTY, NOT TO BE MEAN. I DO LIKE SELENA. BUT LET’S HOPE THEIR SMART AND DON’T FOLLOW IN THEIR PARENTS FOOTSTEPS. THAT TENDS TO HAPPEN…

    FORMSPRING ME
    http://www.formspring.me/paperheartsx3

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    If Justin loves Selena so much, he should break up with her. The more they are seen kissing in public and stuff the crazier beliebers will get. Like WW3

  • mels

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?

    ————-

    Huh

  • mileykicksass

    doo da doo

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?

    ——-

    O M G

  • Anonymous

    This relationship is certainly interesting.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    And by saying that, Beliebers are batshit crazy so they could hurt Selena. js

  • Anonymous

    ”crazy day…amazing show for POPCON. got to catch up with my girl @selenagomez . always good seeing her. she is a sweetheart”

    That’s what Justin Bieber just wrote on his twitter. 0.0

  • mels

    GARBAGE .
    but his pants are low, so how was her hand in his back pocket
    her hand was on his back thigh ? :s

    ————

    Lmao…that is a good point!

  • iSarcasticING

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?

    ——-

    O M G

    ?

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?

    _______________________

    oh my god, that sentence is so fucking true

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:09 pm
    Anonymous said:

    ”crazy day…amazing show for POPCON. got to catch up with my girl @selenagomez . always good seeing her. she is a sweetheart”

    That’s what Justin Bieber just wrote on his twitter. 0.0

    i dont see that tweet

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    GARBAGE .
    but his pants are low, so how was her hand in his back pocket
    her hand was on his back thigh ? :s

    ————

    Lmao…that is a good point!
    ~~~

    And there almost the same size
    why would she bend down to res her hand at his thigh ?

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    I hope they have a heartbreaking dramatic (and public so it can be recorded) break up. Fuck yeah.

    ————

    http://i53.tinypic.com/t4wzvd.gif

    ——-

    http://i56.tinypic.com/2v2xu85.gif

  • xdolshhex

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?
    ____
    Lmao.

  • Bubbly-Joe

    Is Bieber still promoting Never Say Never? I mean, No Strings Attached didn’t eve do that. :/

    OH. DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE HANGOVER 2 TEASER TRAILER?! I FREAKED!

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    I really want to trap them inside a McDonalds and just keep them there because they’re SO SKINNY.

    _________________

    lol same

  • Jane.in.Sane

    iSarcasticING said:

    I really want to trap them inside a McDonalds and just keep them there because they’re SO SKINNY.
    -*-
    I’m not gonna lie..I wanna see someone force feed them McNuggets until they gain 5 pounds..

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?

    ——-

    O M G

    ?

    ——

    lmao irl. dude, you speak the truth omg.

  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    ”crazy day…amazing show for POPCON. got to catch up with my girl @selenagomez . always good seeing her. she is a sweetheart”

    That’s what Justin Bieber just wrote on his twitter. 0.0

    ____________________

    that tweet is from like a year ago…

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    That’s what Justin Bieber just wrote on his twitter. 0.0

    no he didnt lmao shut up

  • Ranii

    after his movie is done, and the single is out justin is gonna be like.

    “oh, i’m all gone! yeaah yeaah yeaah, i’m all gone!”

  • mels
  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    This is like…child porn O_O

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    OMG Every time i hear about these two I imagine Sel pregnant. Seriously. Can he put on a condom properly? & what if those non-latex condoms are less effective? Think about it.

  • mels

    Is Bieber still promoting Never Say Never? I mean, No Strings Attached didn’t eve do that. :/

    OH. DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE HANGOVER 2 TEASER TRAILER?! I FREAKED!

    ————–

    YES!!!!! Can’t wait!!!

  • Ranii

    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?
    ————
    Sex crazy?
    he’s a dude.
    And nick is just an exeption.

  • Riddikulus
  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:13 pm
    Anonimuss2.Oh said:

    OMG Every time i hear about these two I imagine Sel pregnant. Seriously. Can he put on a condom properly? & what if those non-latex condoms are less effective? Think about it.
    ———

    dead

  • mels

    OMG Every time i hear about these two I imagine Sel pregnant. Seriously. Can he put on a condom properly? & what if those non-latex condoms are less effective? Think about it.

    ———–

    I’m sure she’s on birth control…they’ll be fine lol

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    So many fail qoutes this week:

    “is there anyone more adorable than selena gomez? i doubt it”

    “JELENA’s public debut was the most important thing that happened last night!”

    Ugh.

  • iSarcasticING

    TheOne said:

    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?
    ——————————————-

    LMAOO!! LOV your analogy with Nick at gun point!

    but who said justin is sex crazy? how

    At this age, boys hormones are so crazy that all they want is sex. (even me o.O) lol, but it’s true.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    jelena = publicity.

  • Bubbly-Joe

    YES!!!!! Can’t wait!!!

    Lol! But Zach shaved his head… In the trailer, anyway. :( But it still looks fackin’ amazing!!

  • Anonymous

    selena’s legs are so muscular

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    A mini one to really feel like it’s Justin’s.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvv7meJwI1qek3xs.gif

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:47 pm
    Entertainmentlove said:

    what if she’s on her period then they cant have sex right ?

    she can suck his dick

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    lol i love how we can just talk about anything here, and no one is like “ew” and “you’re disgusting” Bahaha.

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    I still think she’s not 100% straight though.

  • iSarcasticING

    So that’s why Justin and Selena were ignoring their fans… they were late on their sex schedule. Gah, i should have known.

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Entertainmentlove said:

    Jane.in.Sane said:

    On a hot dog
    ——————
    what lmao on a hot dog you guys are crazy
    -*-
    You haven’t noticed the username, have you?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Jelena fantasies aren’t for me. sorry.

    ______________________

    this is reality.
    ___

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lemkun9pfy1qc8qo7.gif

  • Ranii

    theyr lyrics are just DIRTY !

  • mels

    what if she’s on her period then they cant have sex right ?

    ——-

    You can still do it on your period!! Lol just put a towel down!

  • Anonymous

    my dick was smalll when i was little but now its BIGGER ITS BIGGER!

  • Riddikulus

    They can have period sex
    *cough*69periodsex*cough*

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    OLLG JUSTIN IS CUMMING FOR YOU

  • xdolshhex

    lol i love how we can just talk about anything here, and no one is like “ew” and “you’re disgusting” Bahaha.
    ___
    EWWW your icon loljk.

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    my dick was smalll when i was little but now its BIGGER ITS BIGGER!

    yes

  • iSarcasticING

    Smooth said:

    BabyYoureAFirework said:
    when justin goes on tour selena will have to buy a vibrator
    —–
    A mini one to really feel like it’s Justin’s.

    *dead*

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Entertainmentlove said:

    what if she’s on her period then they cant have sex right ?

    she can suck his dick

    ——

    lolgasm. isn’t selena too classy for that shit? Justin can just suck her boobs. As usual…

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I still think she’s not 100% straight though.
    __

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgp257qqUr1qcwf4co1_500.gif

  • Lupo.

    If Selieber is top news for young hollywood these days they may as well call it a day.

  • weareinfinite

    BIRTHDAAAY SEX. BIRTHDAYYY SEX.

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:48 pm
    iSarcasticING said:

    So that’s why Justin and Selena were ignoring their fans… they were late on their sex schedule. Gah, i should have known.

    in their defense it would be awkward to do the walk of shame with fans around

  • Smooth

    Let’s stop the sex talk there are children here

  • Riddikulus

    I can do it big
    I can do it long
    I can do whenever or however
    You want

    I can do it up and down
    I can do circles
    To him I’m a gymnist
    This one is my circus

  • iSarcasticING

    Oh wow, I’ve been posted on the OU tumblr more than I thought. x)

  • xdolshhex

    Fuck & tell.
    More.
    Sex God.

  • Ranii

    imma fuck u one timeeee ! one timeeeee
    imma fuck u one timeeee.

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    I seriously can’t stop laughing at this whole post rn this is great

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    my dick was smalll when i was little but now its BIGGER ITS BIGGER!

    ——-

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growth

  • Anonymous

    lmao sex god

  • Riddikulus

    They could have sex in a bowling alley and be yelling “SCORE” the whole time

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    imma fuck u one timeeee ! one timeeeee
    imma fuck u one timeeee.
    ___

    Girl I fucked
    girl I fucked you..

  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    @WakaWaka Oh come on! You can’t honestly say Sel’s never given you gay vibes.

  • Riddikulus

    And I won’t stop, don’t stop.
    Get it! Get it!
    Imma pitch down the middle
    Baby hit it! hit it!

    I do it tonight
    Handle my business, like a big girl should
    1 o’clock, 2 o’clock
    2 o’clock, 4….
    5 o’clock, 6 o’clock
    Baby give me more.

  • Riddikulus

    And I won’t stop, don’t stop.
    Get it! Get it!
    Imma pitch down the middle
    Baby hit it! hit it!

    I do it tonight
    Handle my business, like a big girl should
    1 o’clock, 2 o’clock
    2 o’clock, 4….
    5 o’clock, 6 o’clock
    Baby give me more.

  • xdolshhex

    OMG Every time i hear about these two I imagine Sel pregnant. Seriously. Can he put on a condom properly? & what if those non-latex condoms are less effective? Think about it.
    ____
    *Boom. Pregnant gif*

  • Anonymous

    LMAOO!! LOV your analogy with Nick at gun point!

    but who said justin is sex crazy? how

    he has normal 17 year old boy hormones

  • LovatoLove

    i love your icon. FINE! TAKE YOUR BANANA haha

    lmaoo, thankss. :)

  • TheOne

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    I’m going to be sincerely sad when this relationship ends : ( Please stay together for a while and spare my feelings, guys!
    ==============
    yaaaa yo, its like reading a book thats so interesting, but you already know how its going to end.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • iSarcasticING

    Ranii said:

    iSarcasticING said:

    Selena only whores out Justin because she knows she’s becoming more relevant because of it. Nick wouldn’t even have sex with a girl if there was a gun pointed at his balls, so she really got nothing out of him. And since Bieber is so sex crazy right now, why not?
    ————
    Sex crazy?
    he’s a dude.
    And nick is just an exeption.

    *exception, and yeah that makes sense.

  • putlimeinthecoconut
  • iSarcasticING

    BabyYoureAFirework said:

    jelena = publicity.

    *America bows down*

  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    I’m watching Wuthering Heights for like the 100th time XD It still makes me cry -_- DON’T JUDGE ME! :P haha

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    LMAOO!! LOV your analogy with Nick at gun point!

    but who said justin is sex crazy? how

    he has normal 17 year old boy hormones

    ——–

    My thoughts fucking exactly.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    jelena = publicity.
    ~~~

    *Insert gif from your icon *

  • Anonimuss2.Oh
  • Voice of reason

    SmellsLikeTeenSpirt said:
    I’m watching Wuthering Heights for like the 100th time XD It still makes me cry -_- DON’T JUDGE ME! :P haha

    <3

  • Riddikulus
  • Riddikulus
  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Selena: October 2011

    omg

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    The uncomfortable way Selena looked away from Justin was so awkward, you could tell she wishes it was demi.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    rofl jk

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    Selena wouldn’t be stupid enough to get pregnant cuz then she’d go to jail for fucking justin

  • Riddikulus

    Selena: October 2011
    ———————————-
    we should combine them together and see what there baby would look like!!!111
    no

  • Anonymous
  • AcidPinkLemonade

    I still think it’s a publicity stunt.
    They’re so awkward as a couple.
    Justin is so…out there, I guess you could say, and Selena is boring.

  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    putlimeinthecoconut said:

    The uncomfortable way Selena looked away from Justin was so awkward, you could tell she wishes it was demi
    —-
    XD Best.Comment.Ever. haha

  • mileykicksass
  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    OMG Every time i hear about these two I imagine Sel pregnant. Seriously. Can he put on a condom properly? & what if those non-latex condoms are less effective? Think about it.

    __________________

    i guess she’s on birth control lmfao

    and what teenager in this day and age doesn’t know how to put a condom on?

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    selena only cares about fame. she knows she can’t sing and she knows she has haters. but she just does the opposite of what they say

  • Riddikulus

    i think there cute but do you actually think they would have sex and let everyone know
    its pretty obvious they’ll do it secretly DERP

  • mels

    I don’t like when people make fun of her for being “too skinny.” **Not saying any of you did or anything**..but just ranting. Everyone gets all sensitive when someone is called “fat” but nobody seems to care when someone gets made fun of for being “too skinny.” But from someone who used to get those comments in middle school and early high school, it hurts just as much. It’s not cool to make fun of any body type, in my opinion.

  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    Voice of reason said:

    SmellsLikeTeenSpirt said:
    I’m watching Wuthering Heights for like the 100th time XD It still makes me cry -_- DON’T JUDGE ME! :P haha

    <3
    ——
    Your icon is so beautiful :O <3

  • xdolshhex

    Thanks anon18 :D

  • Anonymous
  • Anonimuss2.Oh

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:18 pm
    BabyYoureAFirework said:
    Selena wouldn’t be stupid enough to get pregnant cuz then she’d go to jail for fucking justin
    ==========

    It depends.
    1. Selena’s a CELEBRITY. They wouldn’t send her jail. Probably just bail if anything.
    2. I read the law only counts if the parties of the sex of OVER 3 years apart. Jelena’s not even a year and half. LOL.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Selena wouldn’t be stupid enough to get pregnant cuz then she’d go to jail for fucking justin
    ~~~

    and shed be even more irrelevant and hated than she is now.

  • putlimeinthecoconut
  • mileykicksass

    The uncomfortable way Selena looked away from Justin was so awkward, you could tell she wishes it was demi.
    —-
    ROTFL
    http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n365/LCE228/Preach.gif

  • Riddikulus

    http://www.morphthing.com/baby/8153542-Baby-of-66-jpg-and-12-jpg?key=862
    ————————————-
    that is one beautiful child

  • Jane.in.Sane

    Entertainmentlove said:

    what if she’s on her period then they cant have sex right ?
    -*-
    There will be blood, but they’ll still do it. Duh..

  • Anonymous

    they could have sex at a golf tournament screaming a hole in one

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    if you let me inside “your world” theres gonna be OLLG. im cumming for you. really justin REALLY?

  • Riddikulus

    they could be having sex on a bulldog

  • mels

    imma fuck u one timeeee ! one timeeeee
    imma fuck u one timeeee.
    ___

    Girl I fucked
    girl I fucked you..

    ——–

    HAHAHAHAHA yyeeesssssss

  • Anonymous

    if you give give the ‘first dance’ to me we have to do it slowwwwwwwly

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    @WakaWaka Oh come on! You can’t honestly say Sel’s never given you gay vibes.
    __

    With Demi? Si.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    lol i love how we can just talk about anything here, and no one is like “ew” and “you’re disgusting” Bahaha.
    ___
    EWWW your icon loljk.

    ———

    lmao! you know you love it xoxo

  • iSarcasticING

    lol, sex can always make an OU post come alive.

  • Anonymous

    selena was so gay for demi

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    2. I read the law only counts if the parties of the sex of OVER 3 years apart. Jelena’s not even a year and half. LOL.

    is this the law of america or canada?

  • xdolshhex
  • Jane.in.Sane

    xdolshhex said:

    OMG Every time i hear about these two I imagine Sel pregnant. Seriously. Can he put on a condom properly? & what if those non-latex condoms are less effective? Think about it.
    ____
    *Boom. Pregnant gif*
    -*-
    Secret Life of the American Celebrity: The new hit reality show starring Selena Gomez lmao!

  • mels
  • Riddikulus

    SHE DESERVES THE NAME ALEXANDRIA

  • iSarcasticING

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can

  • BabyYoureAFirework

    In a trash can


    no

  • xdolshhex

    Secret Life of the American Celebrity: The new hit reality show starring Selena Gomez lmao!
    ___
    I’d love to watch that lol

  • Riddikulus

    18 and pregnant

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Night guys! I got an exam tomorrow & its pretty late over here in englnad. :P
    Wish me luck!
    x x x

  • Anonymous

    isarcasticing i love your comments they are so funny

  • xdolshhex

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    ____
    In the fridge.

  • Ranii
  • Beautiful.Dirty.Rich

    JELENA BABY

    http://www.morphthing.com/baby/8153542-Baby-of-66-jpg-and-12-jpg?key=862

    _________________

    the eyebrows tho

    o_O

  • iSarcasticING

    BabyYoureAFirework said:

    selena only cares about fame. she knows she can’t sing and she knows she has haters. but she just does the opposite of what they say

    MTE.

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Riddikulus said:

    18 and pregnant

    ——

    Teen mom

  • Riddikulus

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    —————————————-
    On the sink
    in the bathtub
    in a sleazy hotel
    in justins recording studio
    on the kitchen table
    on the couch
    in his tour bus

  • Ranii

    xdolshhex said:

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    ____
    on his tourbus.
    BACKSTAGE?

  • iSarcasticING

    Anonymous said:

    isarcasticing i love your comments they are so funny

    thank you, anon :)

  • Smooth

    ex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    ____
    In the fridge.
    —–
    On a chair.
    In the water.

  • mileykicksass

    iSarcasticING said:
    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can

    Impossible…I should know lol

  • Anonymous

    Mar 1, 2011 @ 02:24 pm
    iSarcasticING said:

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    ———————-

    OMG

  • putlimeinthecoconut

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can

    ——–

    in the studio

  • Jane.in.Sane

    iSarcasticING said:

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    -*-
    Ecckkk…I really didn’t want to visualize these things… :P
    Mentally scarred for life.

  • iSarcasticING

    Riddikulus said:

    Sex can get pretty stupid and crazy when your young. They’re probably having sex in any place they can find I bet:
    On the floor
    In the shower
    On counter tops
    On the bed
    Under the bed
    In a trash can
    —————————————-
    On the sink
    in the bathtub
    in a sleazy hotel
    in justins recording studio
    on the kitchen table
    on the couch
    in his tour bus

    *dead*

  • Anonymous

    on the beach

  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    OMG Every time i hear about these two I imagine Sel pregnant. Seriously. Can he put on a condom properly? & what if those non-latex condoms are less effective? Think about it
    —-
    They don’t make condoms that small XD

    Just kidding by the way :P

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Night guys! I got an exam tomorrow & its pretty late over here in englnad. :P
    Wish me luck!
    ~~~

    Goodluck Karsie <3