Miley Cyrus SNL OPENING Monologue

People are saying she didn't do well :/ still <3 u miley

Mar 5, 2011 @ 10:41 pm
Anonymous said:
People are saying she didn't do well :/ still <3 u miley
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Are you really that suprised...?

That chick to the left looks like a man.

So she's putting other celebrities down to make herself seem better? Dumb bitch.

this was my favorite part. And people are saying she didn't do well??? what people???

Mar 5, 2011 @ 10:49 pm
Anonymous said:
So she's putting other celebrities down to make herself seem better? Dumb bitch.
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ikr! i thought the same thing. the other celebs are older than her, so of course they have gone through worse things. i hope she knows putting others down, wont make everything she did seem like nothing
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What celebs did she put down? I didn't watch...

Idiots..Miley did fine. but too much singing....she did great at bieber and making fun of disney...wanted more sketches like this

Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, etc

also she didn't put them down.. she said what they did...

Wow that was sooooooooooooooooooo funny!!!

her singing was not painful fucktards, she was doing broadway singing and this is how most broadway singers sing like...who cares if she isn't doing her best singingl. she making a point across, to tell her haters to move aside in other words.

*Takes a big breath* Ahhh, SNL is so refreshing. It just gets everything out there in the open.

The Beastly sketch was EPIC! Miley as Biebs was another epic win!

(replying to this) - Mar 5, 2011 @ 10:53 pm
Anonymous said:
Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, etc
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Lindsay Lohan?? lol Miley has no room to talk, she's headed for that path anyway. We'll see where she is in 5-10 yrs. lmao
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darling, people have been saying that since her vanity fair scandal. Are u people not gonna let it go?

because she has haters with cold hearts...they can't see through anything...ALL ignorance.

Lindsey lohan,tiger woods,charlie sheen, and every single celebrity who has a dui.
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if there's anyone on this show that deserves to be put down it was DEF Charlie Sheen the man is a maniac and THEN SOME
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Well, you're obviously not WINNING!.....duh

Mar 5, 2011 @ 11:16 pm
Anonymous said:
obviously u kiddies have not seen SNL before in ur faylight. They make fun of celebs 24/7 even the effin president of the United States. Even Sarah Palin gets made fun of constantly on that show and she's a MAJOR fan. Seriously, u a-holes need to take ur heads out of ur asses and realize that THIS IS A FUCKING PARODY SHOW that is KNOWN of making fun of Celebrities. At times I wonder why I put up with such a childisn sites that have idiots who take everything to the extremes.
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How ironic, you sound pretty "childish" yourself. Calm down. How about you get your head from miley's a$$ and not take everything so personally.

yo tiger wo0dz iz mi homboi! d0nt b makin fun 0f his sw@gggggggggg yall!!!!

wtf people miley= amazing u go woman jajajaj wohooooo!!!

lol

Lindsay Lohan?? lol Miley has no room to talk, she's headed for that path anyway. We'll see where she is in 5-10 yrs. lmao
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darling, people have been saying that since her vanity fair scandal. Are u people not gonna let it go?
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Let what go? I said nothing about whatever scandal she was in. That was you. How about YOU let it go.
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how bout u let go of the fact that Miley will never be on Lindsay Lohan's path in YEARS. Lindsay ended like she did b/c she was troubled from the start Miley's not a troubled kid.
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How about you let go of the fact that you can't see into the future. Do you know miley personally? If not, how do you know she isn't troubled?

I loved Miley on SNL she was awesome

Ive seen SNL for a long time but I dont usually catch new episodes (I mostly see the reruns on Vh1 and on E! which used to be on E!)
I didnt like the cruise skit it was cheesy they couldve gave her something better but Miley was great on Saturday Night Live
haters can suck it most of them just dont like her on SNL cause they simply hate her already

Mar 6, 2011 @ 12:05 am
milenator said:
I loved Miley on SNL she was awesome
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Obviously...

It's true. She's not perfect, and won't be stupid enough to do anything like that again.
Anyway, Charlie sheen IS a manic, Lindsey Lohan has done drugs a ton of times, and Tiger Woods cheated on his wife.
Miley smoked a legal drug.
Get over it.

I didn't laugh once. There is a difference between comedic talent and just being obnoxious.

Scooterbrun Scooter bruan
Wow, #MileyOnSNL broke records on SNL! #CongratsMiley!

obviously u kiddies have not seen SNL before in ur faylight. They make fun of celebs 24/7 even the effin president of the United States. Even Sarah Palin gets made fun of constantly on that show and she's a MAJOR fan. Seriously, u a-holes need to take ur heads out of ur asses and realize that THIS IS A FUCKING PARODY SHOW that is KNOWN of making fun of Celebrities. At times I wonder why I put up with such a childisn sites that have idiots who take everything to the extremes
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No offence but, it seems to me that the only one here that is taking things to 'extremes'..is you.I mean how do you know the people dissing Miley aren't joking aswell.You know they might be just trying to get a rise out of you Miley stans.
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You fucking idiot. She was making a point.

ohmygosh this AMAZING! i love her

kdgfuseh

she looks hot imo

No, She was talking about Tiger Woods! He cheated on his wife numerous times. Nick isn't married.

Umm no. She didnt write the script I dont think. Plus, thats what SNL does all the time. Shes just saying what they did was worse than her. She didnt say anything bad about them. I thought her singing was fine. Dont know what you guys were hearing. Shes not that bad.

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Is so funn miley is gorgeous

that was anything but funny...3

You are all over-reacting.
SHE DID NOT WRITE THIS.
SHE IS A TEENAGER ON SNL, and adult show, FOR THE FIRST TIME.
SHE DID WAY BETTER THAN MOST ACTORS WHO HOST IT.
so please shut the fuck up.

That's what SNL is all about. Dumbass. ALl the other actors do that and the only person you hate on is Miley. That's just you being a hater sweetie.

The hosts don't just walk in and they are handed a script. The cast members and the hosts sit down and think up of ideas for the skits.

So she's putting other celebrities down to make herself seem better? Dumb bitch.
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darling, have u not seen SNL before? This is what most of the sketches do. Grow the fuck up
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This and i bet they really dont care anyway. and also she let them make fun of her WHILE SHE WAS ON THERE have a since of humor it will make you more positive.

taylor, justin etc have done this show and made fun of celeb and noone care miley does it and now she is evil hiprocrits much
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THIS.... it makes no since. The negativity in haters just is sooo amazing. They are ALWAYS looking for something wrong or bad about her.
Being negative gets them no where

Firstly she was brilliant!!! secondly, it's not HER show!!!!! so therefore it's the producers and etc.. who come up with the sketches.. GEE WIZZ, LMAO!!

she's amazing

awsome

I read the comments n thougt about miley's stans n haters...then i come up w/ a conclusion that everybody aka stans or haters watched SNL coz miley was there....so i would say......u did good job miss miley cyrus

Mar 5, 2011 @ 10:46 pm
Anonymous said:

So she's putting other celebrities down to make herself seem better? Dumb bitch.

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thats the point of the show. dumb bitch.

I love her

she is a good singer
she is a good actress
she may mistakes
she is nor perfect.nobody is!
if you hate her don't comment here
don't be rude
she is not bitch!

loved it

Beautiful

cute

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What WAS up with her voice last night. It didn't even sound like she was a professional singer. She usually sings well. Maybe cause of the movies she's out of practice?

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Ummm I just have one point to prove,
Making mistakes when you didn't mean to make them --> You have an excuse saying you're not perfect, let me give you some examples: Breaking a window, punching someone in the face, swearing at your mother, and so on.
But when you're making mistakes, and you know they're wrong while you're making them, you have no excuse for that. Such as: Pole dancing, nude photos, BONGS... and so on.

So let's see which Miley's scandals were on purpose, and which were purely angelic mistakes, then we can start making excuses !!

Period.

she did amazing.
taylor cant sing for shit but no one complained when she was on there. and she also put joe jonas down. so what? thats the point of the show dumb asses. dont bother talking shit about miley. hop off. whether she can can sing or not she still is gettin payed millions, so shut the fuck up. damn.

MileyIsBestest said:
obviously u kiddies have not seen SNL before in ur faylight. They make fun of celebs 24/7 even the effin president of the United States. Even Sarah Palin gets made fun of constantly on that show and she's a MAJOR fan. Seriously, u a-holes need to take ur heads out of ur asses and realize that THIS IS A FUCKING PARODY SHOW that is KNOWN of making fun of Celebrities. At times I wonder why I put up with such a childisn sites that have idiots who take everything to the extremes
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No offence but, it seems to me that the only one here that is taking things to 'extremes'..is you.I mean how do you know the people dissing Miley aren't joking aswell.You know they might be just trying to get a rise out of you Miley stans.
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You fucking idiot. She was making a point.
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So was I ,you fucking idiot.

she's just proving to all you idiots that the things that she's done aren't as bad compared to what has happened to other celebs. she's trying to prove that she isn't perfect, so leave her the fuck alone. i thought she did AMAZING on snl. well done miley, well done. i love you. :)<3

she is amazing

amazing

it was weird when she started talking..she sounded almost arrogant..but once she started singing it got better

I hate her, but this was actually pretty funny

Miley is amazing!! She say to everyone that she's not perfect, that everybody make mistakes and it just the truth!!
So to people who says that she a bitch or a slut or something else, think of it!

you really think she wrote the whole song by herself?? come on!!!

I love how when people mention her 'scandels' on comedy shows everyone finds it really funny and they laugh along, but when she talks about other people apparantly it's really rude. what the actual fuck??? double standards much.

Gotta love her ?

I thought SNL was suppose to be funny.

NEXT.

the only skit i liked was the french one...
lol

i think it was actually good. her voice isn't bad. and the song isnt bad

taylor swift and justin bieber can come on snl and make fun of celebs but when miley does it she gets called names? HAHHA YOU GUYS ARE THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITS
and her voice does not sound horrible.
atleast you can hear her and her isnt weak like sweet little selenas.
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You're biased, that's why it SEEMS like Miley's the only one that gets called names.

But it's not true. All celebs have haters and all celebs get called names.

miley you suck just sayin
putting other celebs down to make yourself look better is so not cool

LOL wtf are some of you saying here? that is the POINT of snl. to make fun of celebrities. you also realize, these jokes are made by the WRITERS of snl?! NOT miley herself. Obviously none of you watch or understand SNL at all.

I thought last night was some funny shit. The funniest episode SNL has had in a long longgggg time. Also, she sounded absolutely amazing singing live. Are all of you deaf?! What the fuck, I bet all of you writing comments (and yes, that includes me too) would sound like aboslute shit singing on SNL live. stop hating on her guys. It's getting old.

LOVED THIS. shes so ballsy for addressing everything. snl was so great. she did everything that she shouldve done plus more. which is basically having a laugh at everything thats caused her stress during the last few years.

She's got NERVE !