Selena Gomez Hits Monte Carlo Premiere

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  • xxbehappyxx

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    Sorry sel. I have canada day celebrations when your movie comes out. wont be able to watch.
    trololol.
    ———-
    lol i didn’t know you were canadian.

  • Everythingyournot

    I hate Selena but I kinda want to see Monte Carlo. Maybe because it reminds me of Lizzie McGuire. I used to love that movie :)
    ———
    lol funny icon

  • Everythingyournot

    I actually kinda want to see this. Cory’s beautiful.

    true dat true dat

  • Anonymous
  • livingoutloud

    being known isnt good enough. its what you are known for that matters. think positive live positive. #payitforward

    Such. A. Great. Movie. Ahhhhh.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    lol i didn’t know you were canadian.
    ~~
    hell yeah I am

  • Everythingyournot

    stop with the avril crap

  • Anonymous
  • Everythingyournot

    oh woah oh ah oh lady gaga

  • Anonymous

    lol i didn’t know you were canadian.
    ~~
    hell yeah I am

    Canadians do it best

  • Anonymous

    stop with the avril crap

    Sorry i just really want her to win :(

  • xxbehappyxx

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    lol i didn’t know you were canadian.
    ~~
    hell yeah I am

    I’m not canadian, but I love Canada. I have gone like 3 times because my sister used to live there.

  • DemiWeSoGangsta

    lol funny icon

    ____

    yea..I love Spongebob he’s my cartoon crush.

  • Everythingyournot

    http://i51.tinypic.com/nn5m2x.png
    ——
    must not have seen selenas other comments

  • Anonymous

    http://i51.tinypic.com/nn5m2x.png

    Thats not true ….

  • Firework

    justin and demi promote stuff too
    and selena thanks her fans

  • Everythingyournot

    stop with the avril crap

    Sorry i just really want her to win :(
    ——
    i kno i kno

  • Anonymous

    ol i didn’t know you were canadian.
    ~~
    hell yeah I am

    I’m not canadian, but I love Canada. I have gone like 3 times because my sister used to live there.

    I love canada the best come from there :D

  • Keepitreal

    J: *walking in the rain alone and feels someone watching him and turns around* Hello? *sees no one and keeps walking. 5 minutes later he gets the same feeling and turns around but is startled to see usher* oh my god. Your Usher!
    U: *puts a finger over his own mouth* shhh
    J: dude can I sing for you? your my idol.
    U: *gets an idea* uuh *smirks* sure, but lets do that in the ally so no one else will see me
    J: *smiles innociently* okay
    (They both walk to a quiet alley*
    J: *looks at him* so what song do you wanna hear? I know all of your songs.
    U: *smiles* how about my favorite, “Yeah.”
    J:sure *about to sing*
    U: wait turn around
    J: uuuhh Okay *turns his back to him and starts singing*
    U: *quietly pulls down his own pants and quickly yanks justin’s down*
    J:*turns around scared* what the fuck!?
    U: shhh *forces him on the wall and starts raping him and scream* Yeaaaa Man!

    Lol

  • livingoutloud

    stop with the avril crap

    Can I be honest right now..I can’t take anything you say seriously because “you’re” is spelled wrong in your name. LOL

  • Everythingyournot

    lol funny icon

    ____

    yea..I love Spongebob he’s my cartoon crush
    —-
    me to! used to be patrick but hes just…..no

  • Anonymous

    justin and demi promote stuff too
    and selena thanks her fans

    THIS i mean everyone promotes it twitter

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    She annoys the fuck out of me.

  • Anonymous

    squidward is sexy

  • Firework

    oh jusher rape

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Canadians do it best
    ~~

    you know it ;)
    roflll

  • MeenuD

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    wtf

    Whores are the most honest girls. They present the bill right away.
    ———
    Where the fuck did whores come into this conversation?

  • livingoutloud

    Everybody sends daggers to me when I change my icon…

    LOL, whhhy?

  • Keepitreal

    I write story’s But here is the thing. I’m popular in my school because I write them and people wanna read them. Even the sex stories lol. I Have a couple stories on youtube anyway.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    *loads rifle* you’re not thinking on changing are you?
    __

    O-o-of course not. Why would you ever think that..?

  • rockyourworld

    Who needs porn when you’ve got ou?

  • livingoutloud

    wanna make me a funny selena one?

    Do you have a pic?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    LOL, whhhy?
    __

    Anderson Cooper is just too flawless.

  • MeenuD

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    Please let Nicki Minaj sing those lyrics.

    Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow”
    ————-
    http://i52.tinypic.com/2z9isnd.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:48 pm
    Keepitreal said:

    I write story’s But here is the thing. I’m popular in my school because I write them and people wanna read them. Even the sex stories lol. I Have a couple stories on youtube anyway.

    omb. any sex stories involivng bieber?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Is that all I had coming? trololol. okay. -shrugs-

  • rockyourworld

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    me? AD?
    FAT JOKE. snooze fest over there.


    there’s no virtual sex over there :(

  • Everythingyournot

    ant farm aint that bad

  • Anonymous

    I BET THAT ANON WAS A POSER!!! THE REAL ANON WOULD’VE MADE IT HILARIOUS

  • livingoutloud

    Anderson Cooper is just too flawless.

    He is. But change is good. ;)

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I write story’s But here is the thing. I’m popular in my school because I write them and people wanna read them. Even the sex stories lol. I Have a couple stories on youtube anyway.
    __

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6azjeCMU1qbjmz3.gif

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • WakaWakaEhEh

    He is. But change is good. ;)
    __

    Eh, I’m starting to get used to it now.

  • Anonymous

    waka you should change your icon. anderson cooper isnt funny anymore

  • rockyourworld

    Anderson Cooper is just too flawless.


    Silver Fox <3

  • Everythingyournot

    wanna make me a funny selena one?

    Do you have a pic?
    __
    *sighs* no didnt think of that lol

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • Anonymous

    Everythingyournot said:

    ant farm aint that bad

    I wish I could watch it with you. :(

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    waka you should change your icon. anderson cooper isnt funny anymore
    __

    I’m too lazy now.

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    http://i52.tinypic.com/2z9isnd.jpg

    If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
    But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.

  • rockyourworld

    Keepitreal said:

    rockyourworld said:

    see kids, this is what alcohol does to you.
    *shakes head*

    Haha That made me laugh inside


    lol

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Silver Fox <3
    __

    My* Silver Fox ;)

  • Everythingyournot

    ant farm aint that bad

    I wish I could watch it with you. :(
    —–
    lol my sister left me here

  • Keepitreal

    omb. any sex stories involivng bieber?

    Yep. And twilight and melena sex stories. I Got them all written in composition books that I wasn’t sure I should post on youtube lol

  • evanescence

    Alive?

  • Firework

    I ain’t roger.
    -stares you down angrily-

    -stares you down sexually-

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Im sending this to jennah.
    I cannot breathe.

  • Everythingyournot

    calfornia girls and tick tock are the same song
    ——
    what?

  • Everythingyournot

    everyting

    -sets you on my lap- Tell me?
    —–
    are you even a boy?

  • Anonymous

    are you even a boy?

    Yes.
    -rubs your back as you are on my lap-

  • Anonymous

    Who should I make my next story about?

  • Anonymous

    lolol

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Who should I make my next story about?

    VOR

  • Everythingyournot

    Hey :)

    hello


    what’s up?
    ——
    nothing eating chocolate and you?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Why are these horny anons making fanfics now?

  • Keepitreal

    Lmaooooo That story is fucked up wrong lmao 1 inch penis?!!

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:13 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Who should I make my next story about?

    Firework and Disco’s lesbo sex.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Who should I make my next story about?

    waka and anderson cooper

  • Firework

    no i only fuck tn

  • Keepitreal

    I volunteer to do the next sex story but gimmie a aqward couple.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Who should I make my next story about?

    waka and anderson cooper
    __

    well…

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Yes.
    -rubs your back as you are on my lap-

    Hey Rogerrrr.

  • Everythingyournot

    are you even a boy?

    Yes.
    -rubs your back as you are on my lap-
    ——–
    *wraps arm around you*
    today was a rough day

  • Firework

    SCREENCAP JORDANS REACTION LOL

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE. HFDJNSA

  • Anonymous

    Hey Rogerrrr.

    I ain’t roger.
    -stares you down angrily-

  • Anonymous

    calfornia girls and tick tock are the same song

  • livingoutloud

    I can’t evenn.

  • iSarcasticING

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:12 pm
    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    I never see you anymore :(

    Aweee.

    It’s okay hunny bunny.. I’m ALMOST done school we have the WHOLE summer!!!! YAY!

    *dance party*

  • Everythingyournot

    ppl need to come down with there hornyness

  • iSarcasticING

    Miilenator and Annalyne sex story… hahahaha

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    I LOVE COREY SO MUCH!! HE’S SO CUTE! HE HAS AN AMAZING VOICE AND HE’S JUST SO TALENTED! I WISH I COULD BE THAT SPECIAL GIRL! :)

    who

  • Anonymous

    3 in a row

  • Anonymous

    Penis surgery would be amazing.

  • memi trumps sel

    lol i was like i rly dont wanna roam this post by myself
    —-
    haha yeah. well I bet there are some users here. they just arent speaking because they only like to talk to certain people.

  • vintagelovers

    raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    brown paper packages tied up with strings
    these are a few of my favorite things!!!

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    CANNOT BREATHE. omg.
    anon. fksfeks -dies-

  • Everythingyournot

    she should wear her hair in a pony more often

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:55 pm
    Smooth said:
    The annalyne and milenator sex story you’ve all been waiting for.

    So OceanUP was having an odd game of virtual truth or dare, in a crap attempt to liven up OceanUP. An anon said to peacelovehearts “I DARE YOU TO KISS MILENATOR” Of course that anon was obviously milenator. Another “anon” said “YEA ANNALYNE KISS MILENATOR THAT WILL FUNNEEEEEH”

    Peacelovehearts being the sexual being she is kissed him. His penis immediately flew up, a penis so big even Joe Jonas could not compare. Annalyne gave a her sexual smile and unzipped his pants. She pulled out his dick and started licking it. It tasted like rice considering milenator is asian.

    Milenator went on anon and commented “OMG THIS IS SOO HAWWWT” All of OU was cheering for his historical moment. Who would have thunk, the little nerd that was afraid to virtually ask Annalyne to the prom was now getting a virtual BJ from him!

    Milenator pushed Annalyne back and pulled off her underwear. He grabbed a fresh pickle from the jar and stuck it into her. Annalyne yelled and yelled, loving the way the pickle felt in her.

    Milenator replaced the pickle with his huge penis, and banged the hell out of her. After 10 minutes, Annalyne had an orgasm. After 1 hour, Milenator still hadn’t had a orgasm. Had he taken to much penis pills? Would his penis be forever hard?

    Suddenly, his huge penis fell off. Everyone gasped, as they realized his penis was actually a huge painted vibrator! Milenator was actually a flat chested girl! He ran off back to twitter, where he belonged.

    (sorry for the crap ending)
    —-
    Rofll

  • memi trumps sel

    Can you give me a pic?

    is there anyway you could make the one I have better? like closer up?

  • Anonymous

    One day Justin Bieber invited me over for dinner. I helped set the table and sat down. I looked down at my empty plate. “So…where’s the food?” I asked. He smiled slyly and said “right here” He got up on the table and removed his pants. Then he slowly took off his boxers. I saw his erected penis and gasped. He walked towards my plate and bent down. He spread apart his ass and pushed and grunted. A perfectly shaped, brown log lay on the white plate. It had corn seeds in it. He stood up and got the cup beside me. The grabbed his penis and pissed in the cup. He put on all his clothes again and sat across from me. He sat down and pressed his hands together “Eat it” he commanded.

    I took my fork and knife and started cutting the shit into bite size pieces. I stabbed a piece with my fork and slowly brought it to my mouth. I looked at him, he was staring intently at me. I started chewing on it, it was really chewy. The corn seeds made the crap hard but it gave it a nice flavor. I drank his pee pee, it was kind of like lemonade. Why was Justin torturing me? I didn’t want to eat shit for our first date. I wanted a nice romantic dinner. After I was done eating he laughed and brought out the REAL dinner I was supposed to eat. It was a nice turkey dinner. We ate it and talked then after we had the most mind blowing sex ever.

  • Everythingyournot

    haha yeah. well I bet there are some users here. they just arent speaking because they only like to talk to certain people.
    ———-
    yea all the old ones

  • Everythingyournot

    where did mileykickass go

  • Anonymous

    s there anyway you could make the one I have better? like closer up?

    Yeah.

  • iSarcasticING

    rockyourworld said:
    Is it possible for a guy to get surgery on his dick to make it bigger? Like how girls get boob jobs? This is a legit question!

    no

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:40 pm
    Everythingyournot said:

    its just 9:39pm here
    —-
    hey where u live

    in cali, west covina u?

  • Smooth

    *bows down*
    Thank you. I tried to make the story good.

  • memi trumps sel

    yea all the old ones

    haha yeah

  • mileykicksass

    Everythingyournot said:
    not ganna lie i love melena stories

    O_O wut? Lmao
    ——
    miley and selena

    I know that lol is everyone talking about sex stories??? ~awkward turtle~

  • Anonymous

    s there anyway you could make the one I have better? like closer up?

    I need the pic of that.

  • Firework

    oops o_o

  • Takes1toKno1

    soo my mother fuckin cable sattelite is not gettin any signals so now my room is cable-less til monday, I AM GOING TO DIE.

  • Keepitreal

    Everythingyournot said:

    semi, memi, melena

    Yep I got semi and nemi in there too

  • Anonymous
  • mileykicksass

    Everythingyournot said:
    where did mileykickass go

    Narnia

  • Everythingyournot

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    no
    __

    SUCKS FOR YOU.

  • Everythingyournot

    wow oceanup got some horny anons

  • Everythingyournot

    its just 9:39pm here
    —-
    hey where u live

    in cali, west covina u?
    —-
    las vegas

  • Anonymous

    lol u should make an account

    I don’t wanna.

  • Everythingyournot

    i love selenas new song!

  • iSarcasticING

    Milenator smells like rice since he’s asian!

  • memi trumps sel

    miley-cyrus-glamour-magazine-1

  • Firework

    lmao reading a miley fanfiction

  • Takes1toKno1

    OoOhh! she owned himm

    “@BieberPRangers tweeted this rap to Jinsu, she made it up. She is a motherfucking BEAST. you HAVE to read: “@SQJINSU I still like you, But I think you went too far. Remind me who kissed JB In the back of a car? He can’t be that bad Because he had your girl first. You had your fun, now shut up You just making it worse. “Only fly thing ’bout him Is the dove on his waist.” Only fly thing ’bout you Is the girl that you date. Quoting & singing his lyrics Whats going to be next? Imma start calling you Mariah Because I think you’re obsessed. Saying he can’t rap, Well, um.. his genre is pop. Closest you’ll get to fame Is Jasmine V’s new dog. Instead of fighting over twitter, Sort it out like men, You say he a lil boy But you’re acting 10. I aint even hating, Because your flow is dope, But you losing repsect By making diss videos. Word.” “

  • Anonymous

    One day Justin Bieber invited me over for dinner. I helped set the table and sat down. I looked down at my empty plate. “So…where’s the food?” I asked. He smiled slyly and said “right here” He got up on the table and removed his pants. Then he slowly took off his boxers. I saw his erected penis and gasped. He walked towards my plate and bent down. He spread apart his ass and pushed and grunted. A perfectly shaped, brown log lay on the white plate. It had corn seeds in it. He stood up and got the cup beside me. The grabbed his penis and pissed in the cup. He put on all his clothes again and sat across from me. He sat down and pressed his hands together “Eat it” he commanded.
    I took my fork and knife and started cutting the shit into bite size pieces. I stabbed a piece with my fork and slowly brought it to my mouth. I looked at him, he was staring intently at me. I started chewing on it, it was really chewy. The corn seeds made the crap hard but it gave it a nice flavor. I drank his pee pee, it was kind of like lemonade. Why was Justin torturing me? I didn’t want to eat shit for our first date. I wanted a nice romantic dinner. After I was done eating he laughed and brought out the REAL dinner I was supposed to eat. It was a nice turkey dinner. We ate it and talked then after we had the most mind blowing sex ever.

  • Anonymous

    Well everythingyournot sorry for bothering you. -walks away-

  • Anonymous

    Cyrus slowly slipped her long mane over her shoulders and placed her hands on her slim hips, turning slightly to the side to admire her Native American inspired tattoo and her tight, toned teenage ass.

    did you write this???

  • memi trumps sel

    ugh I dont think thats what you needed im confused. on how to do stuff lol

  • mileykicksass

    Firework said:
    Grinning slyly to herself, the onetime Hannah Montana star swiftly peeled off her tight singlet top causing her pert young breasts to spill forth, both of them already tipped with two noticeably hard nipples.

    “Wow.” she remarked to herself as she realized just how aroused she in fact was.

    Hooking her thumbs into the waistband of her sweatpants, the teen queen shoved them down her smooth legs and kicked them aside, leaving her thighs bare.

    Her white thong panties quickly followed suite, before she finally stood there naked as the day she was born, admiring her young nubile body through the reflection in the mirror.

    Her body was lithe and trim, and devoid of any hair below her carefully sculpted eyebrows. As a child star and performer her entire body was fit and athletic.

    Cyrus slowly slipped her long mane over her shoulders and placed her hands on her slim hips, turning slightly to the side to admire her Native American inspired tattoo and her tight, toned teenage ass.

    Da fuck o.o

  • Anonymous

    I aint even hating, Because your flow is dope, But you losing repsect By making diss videos. Word

    that doesn’t rhyme. it ruined the whole rap

  • Anonymous

    I take off his red and black checkered sneaker and expose his large foot. He’s lying back on the couch with a smug expression on his face. He lifts his leg and puts it in my lap. His foot is grasped in my hands and I start caressing it. Justin closes his eyes and sighs. I run my hand up and down his hairy leg. The tiny hairs making contact with my skin sets me off. I bring Justin’s foot up to my face and carefully sniff it. It smells like corn-chips. He wiggles his toes in my face and laughs. I shove his big toe into my mouth and start sucking on it. I slowly run my tongue town to his heel. I’m moving my tongue around in circles and it’s covered in spit. Justin starts moaning and saying it feels so good.

    I set his foot on the couch and trail my tongue from the top of his foot to his knees. I feel the hairs of his leg getting damp and I sit on top on his leg and start humping it. Justin moves his leg and tries to stick his foot in my pants but I’m wearing tight jeans. I take them off and I’m in my underwear. He starts rubbing my clit through my panties with his big toe. I’m getting so aroused and the couch is getting wetter by the second. I position myself on his heel and start grinding on it and screaming. I cum and then look at Justin. Then he decides to return the favor and give me a foot massage.

  • Anonymous

    memi trumps sel said:

    ugh I dont think thats what you needed im confused. on how to do stuff

    http://i.imgur.com/CH59p.png

  • Everythingyournot

    where did mileykickass go

    Narnia
    _____-
    ohh say hi to edwin, lucy, peter, and that other chick

  • Everythingyournot

    Well everythingyournot sorry for bothering you. -walks away-
    ——-
    thats ok lol dont leave

  • Firework

    did you write this???

    nah
    i would only write about justin

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:00 pm
    Everythingyournot said:

    its just 9:39pm here
    —-
    hey where u live

    in cali, west covina u?
    —-
    las vegas

    ooh nice, haven’t been there in a while

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Okay, all of you need to stop jizzing and pull your pants the fuck up.

  • Anonymous

    thats ok lol dont leave

    I know you don’t want me.

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Anonymous said:
    One day Justin Bieber invited me over for dinner. I helped set the table and sat down. I looked down at my empty plate. “So…where’s the food?” I asked. He smiled slyly and said “right here” He got up on the table and removed his pants. Then he slowly took off his boxers. I saw his erected penis and gasped. He walked towards my plate and bent down. He spread apart his ass and pushed and grunted. A perfectly shaped, brown log lay on the white plate. It had corn seeds in it. He stood up and got the cup beside me. The grabbed his penis and pissed in the cup. He put on all his clothes again and sat across from me. He sat down and pressed his hands together “Eat it” he commanded.

    I took my fork and knife and started cutting the shit into bite size pieces. I stabbed a piece with my fork and slowly brought it to my mouth. I looked at him, he was staring intently at me. I started chewing on it, it was really chewy. The corn seeds made the crap hard but it gave it a nice flavor. I drank his pee pee, it was kind of like lemonade. Why was Justin torturing me? I didn’t want to eat shit for our first date. I wanted a nice romantic dinner. After I was done eating he laughed and brought out the REAL dinner I was supposed to eat. It was a nice turkey dinner. We ate it and talked then after we had the most mind blowing sex ever.
    —————
    Awee. I lost my appetite..

  • livingoutloud

  • mileykicksass

    Milenator smells like rice since he’s asian!

    Jordie you’re barely on twitter..lame

  • Everythingyournot

    you are magical, lyrical, beautiful

  • rockyourworld

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:56 pm
    WakaWakaEhEh said:

    A bit possessive aren’t we?
    *slowly backs away*
    __

    I will cut you.

    Easy now, let’s just be friends….
    *searching frantically for an exit*

  • Firework

    Unzip my fly,” I ordered, “And drop them to the floor.”

    The sexy songstress did as I asked, and did not hesitate for a moment.

    “Good, now take out my cock.”

    With trembling hands, Miley timidly placed her hand against the elastic waistband of my boxers and pulled them downward, freeing my cock from its restraints as the shorts moved over my manhood.

    To my amusement Miley seemed awestruck by the manly size of my package, and it was only now that I realized that I was most probably her very first “adult” lover.

  • memi trumps sel

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:02 pm
    Anonymous said:

    memi trumps sel said:

    ugh I dont think thats what you needed im confused. on how to do stuff

    thankyou soo much!

  • Anonymous

    THE SEX STORIES ARE ONLY FUNNY WHEN IT’S ABOUT OU USERS. GTFO PLEASE.

  • Everythingyournot

    thats ok lol dont leave

    I know you don’t want me.
    —–
    how you kno that

  • Everythingyournot

    wow

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:02 pm
    Anonymous said:

    I aint even hating, Because your flow is dope, But you losing repsect By making diss videos. Word

    that doesn’t rhyme. it ruined the whole rap

    whaaat?o.O yeah it did, word. lol

  • vintagelovers

    DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A CHAMPION IN THEIR EYESSSSS?

    i think he did when he packed it up and brought it back to the crib
    just a lil somethin show you how we live
    everything i wanted man it seemed so serious
    that’s that shit so if you gon do it do it just like this!!!!

    i luv kanye

  • Anonymous

    how you kno that

    You don’t respond to me

  • mileykicksass

    Everythingyournot said:
    where did mileykickass go

    Narnia
    _____-
    ohh say hi to edwin, lucy, peter, and that other chick

    Susan lol and sure

  • Anonymous

    whaaat?o.O yeah it did, word. lol

    word doesnt rhyme with dope

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Easy now, let’s just be friends….
    *searching frantically for an exit*
    __

    What are you looking for, eh?
    *blocking the only exit*

  • Everythingyournot

    las vegas

    ooh nice, haven’t been there in a while
    __________
    yea i hate it here

  • iSarcasticING

    mileykicksass said:
    Milenator smells like rice since he’s asian!

    Jordie you’re barely on twitter..lame

    there’s nobody to talk to.. :( i get lonely tweeting to myself

  • livingoutloud

    icon..yay or nay?

  • Anonymous

    onymous said:
    THE SEX STORIES ARE ONLY FUNNY WHEN IT’S ABOUT OU USERS. GTFO PLEASE.

    THEN WHY DONT YOU WRITE AN OU STORY

  • Everythingyournot

    how you kno that

    You don’t respond to me
    —-
    i dont kno what to say

  • mileykicksass

    Is Jackie here?

  • Everythingyournot

    icon..yay or nay?
    __
    it demi for crying out loud! automatic YAY!

  • Everythingyournot

    Okay, all of you need to stop jizzing and pull your pants the fuck up.
    —-
    lmao

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:05 pm
    Everythingyournot said:

    las vegas

    ooh nice, haven’t been there in a while
    __________
    yea i hate it here

    its fuckinn hooot its a desert.
    last time i went i was 16, i stayed at the Caesars palace. and just by walking around it killed me. during summer time.

  • Smooth

    THEN WHY DONT YOU WRITE AN OU STORY
    —-
    I have!

  • Anonymous

    jinsu? more like jinsushi
    you say you’re raw? well i think you’re just goofy
    you look like a monkey probs smell like one too
    and act like them by throwing your poo
    biebers the best don’t hate on him punk
    hes better than you so hop off his junk

  • Anonymous

    wow that miley looking in the mirror story was very discriptive

  • mileykicksass

    iSarcasticING said:
    mileykicksass said:
    Milenator smells like rice since he’s asian!

    Jordie you’re barely on twitter..lame

    there’s nobody to talk to.. :( i get lonely tweeting to myself

    Lmao oic xD OU feels weird to me now :/ i’ve only been gone for like a week or two

  • memi trumps sel

    livingoutloud said:

    icon..yay or nay?

    yay

  • Firework

    moar ou stories

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:05 pm
    Anonymous said:

    whaaat?o.O yeah it did, word. lol

    word doesnt rhyme with dope

    yeah but i guess sometimes it doesnt need to rhyme. it was still hot, though.. right? lol

  • vintagelovers

    whats going on here anyway

  • Everythingyournot

    ohh say hi to edwin, lucy, peter, and that other chick

    Susan lol and sure
    ———
    oh thats her name

  • Anonymous

    yeah but i guess sometimes it doesnt need to rhyme. it was still hot, though.. right?

    totally

  • Anonymous

    I have!

    a new one?

  • livingoutloud

    YAAAY.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I swear I should put locks on all your panties, yes..you too Jordan.

  • Everythingyournot

    when we are together its the time of our lives

  • Anonymous

    ANON YOU SHOULD MAKE AN OU USERS STORY TUMBLR POST THEM THERE AND MAKE MORE

  • Takes1toKno1

    Anonymous said:

    jinsu? more like jinsushi
    you say you’re raw? well i think you’re just goofy
    you look like a monkey probs smell like one too
    and act like them by throwing your poo
    biebers the best don’t hate on him punk
    hes better than you so hop off his junk

    OOOhh!!! *insert white chicks gif here*
    he actually told him to hop off his junk, too. bahaha A+

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    whats going on here anyway
    __

    OU fanfiction night I guess…

  • Anonymous

    dont kno what to say

    o

  • Everythingyournot

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:04 pm
    vintagelovers said:

    whats going on here anyway
    _______
    ppl making sex stories

  • Firework

    ANON YOU SHOULD MAKE AN OU USERS STORY TUMBLR POST THEM THERE AND MAKE MORE

    i’d follow it

  • vintagelovers

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    whats going on here anyway
    __

    OU fanfiction night I guess…
    ___________
    is it good fanfic?

  • Everythingyournot

    its fuckinn hooot its a desert.
    last time i went i was 16, i stayed at the Caesars palace. and just by walking around it killed me. during summer time.
    ——–
    IKR! me and my friend drew went to this place called town sqaure this outside mall and we were just dying!

  • Anonymous

    -crosses arms-

  • memi trumps sel

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:09 pm
    Everythingyournot said:

    when we are together its the time of our lives

    now you have time of our lives stuck in my head haha.

  • Smooth

    Suggestions on my new OU sex story? Should it be about sex? Drugs? Friendship?

  • Everythingyournot

    dont kno what to say

    o
    —-
    yea sorry. :( i feel bad

  • rockyourworld

    *Sigh* I’ll go get the condoms. Should I get small or extra small?

  • Everythingyournot

    when we are together its the time of our lives

    now you have time of our lives stuck in my head haha.
    —-
    oh sorry. lol

  • iSarcasticING

    mileykicksass said:
    iSarcasticING said:
    mileykicksass said:
    Milenator smells like rice since he’s asian!

    Jordie you’re barely on twitter..lame

    there’s nobody to talk to.. :( i get lonely tweeting to myself

    Lmao oic xD OU feels weird to me now :/ i’ve only been gone for like a week or two

    i have 128 followers, but nobody talks to me. :P and OU can get pretty strange if you leave fora while.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    yes rosie… I’m here haha

  • Anonymous

    is it good fanfic?

    yes

  • Anonymous

    yea sorry. :( i feel bad

    Aww don’t feel bad. -hugs you-

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    is it good fanfic?
    __

    It’s..unique.

  • memi trumps sel

    oh sorry. lol

    haha its cool

  • Firework

    Suggestions on my new OU sex story? Should it be about sex? Drugs? Friendship?

    unicorns and rainbows

  • vintagelovers

    Everythingyournot said:
    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:04 pm
    vintagelovers said:

    whats going on here anyway
    _______
    ppl making sex stories
    ___________
    who’s in it

  • Peekaboo

    hello?

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:05 pm
    rockyourworld said:

    *Sigh* I’ll go get the condoms. Should I get small or extra small?

    extra small

  • Takes1toKno1

    u guys got tumblrs?
    http://www.oneinamillionz.tumblr.com
    i’ll follow u back : ))) lol

  • mileykicksass

    Friday Fanfic night I see

  • Anonymous

    Peekaboo said:

    hello?

    its dead

  • Firework

    i have 600 followers and no talks to me

  • Anonymous

    Florencia? Thats a beautiful name

  • Anonymous

    *Sigh* I’ll go get the condoms. Should I get small or extra small?
    —-
    Extra extra small for Jordan. Considering his is only 1 inch.

  • memi trumps sel

    oh sorry. lol

    hey. thanks for joining us

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    -throws holy water-

    Bless this post.

  • Everythingyournot

    man these times are hard

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    R

  • memi trumps sel

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:13 pm
    Takes1toKno1 said:

    u guys got tumblrs?

    I dont have one. well atleast not yet.

  • mileykicksass

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    yes rosie… I’m here haha

    Your icon scares me even tho she’s pretty o.o she looks like dat chick from Splice kinda..and are you running the OU Tumblr all alone..I noticed Jenny left

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:07 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    R

    on your ipod?

  • Everythingyournot

    yea sorry. :( i feel bad

    Aww don’t feel bad. -hugs you-
    _______________
    *hugs back* :D

  • Everythingyournot

    *checks for new post*
    shit

  • memi trumps sel

    memi trumps sel said:

    oh sorry. lol

    hey. thanks for joining us
    —-
    fail on my part

  • rockyourworld

    WakaWakaEhEh said:

    Easy now, let’s just be friends….
    *searching frantically for an exit*
    __

    What are you looking for, eh?
    *blocking the only exit*
    —-
    Ah come on now, you don’t actually want to…..k-kill me now do you?

  • Everythingyournot

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:13 pm
    Peekaboo said:

    hello?
    ___
    dead but hey

  • vintagelovers

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    is it good fanfic?
    __

    It’s..unique.
    ___________
    lol o

  • Takes1toKno1

    Anonymous said:

    Florencia? Thats a beautiful name

    oh.. well thank you *blush lol

  • Anonymous

    Britney doesn’t even move anymore in her videos.

  • Keepitreal

    Well..Those justin stories are disgusting. Licking his dirty ass foot he uses to walk around and then humping it? ftfw That..I can’t explain it..

  • Everythingyournot

    u guys got tumblrs?
    http://www.oneinamillionz.tumblr.com
    i’ll follow u back : ))) lol
    —-
    sorry dont have on

  • mileykicksass

    i have 600 followers and no talks to me

    You’re a mean bitch

  • Firework

    Stepping back, Jordan reluctantly pried his prick from her drooling mouth and began to jerk himself off at a blistering pace, feeling his load rise up inside his balls.

    Rosie, acting like the loveable little cock-hungry slut that she was, scooted up close to Jordan’s balls and eagerly awaited her reward.

  • Peekaboo

    Anonymous said:
    Peekaboo said:

    hello?

    its dead
    **
    ok

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Ah come on now, you don’t actually want to…..k-kill me now do you?
    __

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld7j6rnaCT1qbtspxo1_500.gif

    I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A POPSICLE! ^-^

  • Everythingyournot

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:13 pm
    Takes1toKno1 said:

    u guys got tumblrs?
    http://www.oneinamillionz.tumblr.com
    i’ll follow u back : ))) lol
    ____
    omg! washington state is my dream to go there!

  • Firework

    i have 600 followers and no talks to me

    You’re a mean bitch

    to jinsu jasmine and her mommy

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:10 pm
    Everythingyournot said:

    its fuckinn hooot its a desert.
    last time i went i was 16, i stayed at the Caesars palace. and just by walking around it killed me. during summer time.
    ——–
    IKR! me and my friend drew went to this place called town sqaure this outside mall and we were just dying!

    ugh idk where that is, i’m not familiar with vegas, really.
    lmaoo i can just imagine, i really can’t stand hot weather or cold weather! idk where to live! lmaojk

  • Anonymous

    morgan why don’t you sit next 2 me? -pats the space beside me on the couch-

  • mileykicksass

    Firework said:
    Stepping back, Jordan reluctantly pried his prick from her drooling mouth and began to jerk himself off at a blistering pace, feeling his load rise up inside my balls.

    Rosie, acting like the loveable little cock-hungry slut that she was, scooted up close to Jordan’s balls and eagerly awaited her reward.

    How did you know what we did on weekends?

  • Everythingyournot

    whats going on here anyway
    _______
    ppl making sex stories
    ___________
    who’s in it
    —–
    almost anyone they feel like putting

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:18 pm
    Everythingyournot said:

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:13 pm
    Takes1toKno1 said:

    u guys got tumblrs?
    http://www.oneinamillionz.tumblr.com
    i’ll follow u back : ))) lol
    ____
    omg! washington state is my dream to go there!

    seattle? or u meant washington dc? ppl get confused allll the damn time. lol. it’s alright here… i guess.. i was born in cali tho, just moved here in ’07

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Your icon scares me even tho she’s pretty o.o she looks like dat chick from Splice kinda..and are you running the OU Tumblr all alone..I noticed Jenny left
    ~~~

    Fiercee. Haha
    And well… I’m not really running it… It’s dead haha
    I just answer the odd question we will get
    Aside from that… It will just be “left for future generations”-jen

  • rockyourworld

    Anonymous said:

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:05 pm
    rockyourworld said:

    *Sigh* I’ll go get the condoms. Should I get small or extra small?

    extra small

    thought so…

  • Everythingyournot

    seattle? or u meant washington dc? ppl get confused allll the damn time. lol. it’s alright here… i guess.. i was born in cali tho, just moved here in ’07
    ——–
    seattle right? yea i feel weird talking to someone much older than me let me lie about my age…im 21

  • Firework

    How did you know what we did on weekends?\


    good guesser

  • Everythingyournot

    morgan why don’t you sit next 2 me? -pats the space beside me on the couch-
    —-
    because im in the shower

  • Everythingyournot

    ugh idk where that is, i’m not familiar with vegas, really.
    lmaoo i can just imagine, i really can’t stand hot weather or cold weather! idk where to live! lmaojk
    ——-
    i hate vegas its a place to basically die from the weather lol. cali has perfect weather tho

  • livingoutloud

    @everythingyournot

    selena icons,
    not all of them are funny but thought they were cute pics. hope you like them.

    http://i.imgur.com/UAKEQ.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/qHsBJ.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/MhnOw.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/TpdAQ.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/RspsE.jpg

    they’re all 100×100

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    on your ipod?
    ~~~

    Yeaah :/

  • Takes1toKno1

    seattle right? yea i feel weird talking to someone much older than me let me lie about my age…im 21

    hahah but i have the heart of a teen i swear.
    i know all gossip all new music all the new dance moves. lol
    i take dance with a bunch of teenagers and they’re my friends too, maybe thats why… :3 lol

  • mileykicksass

    Have you guys seen the video of Selena doing the cat daddy?

  • memi trumps sel

    Cali does have beautiful weather

  • rockyourworld

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:08 pm
    WakaWakaEhEh said:

    Ah come on now, you don’t actually want to…..k-kill me now do you?
    __

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld7j6rnaCT1qbtspxo1_500.gif

    I WAS GONNA GIVE YOU A POPSICLE! ^-^

    —-
    But you said you were going to cut me…..

  • Everythingyournot

    i like zendaya coleman shes cool

  • Everythingyournot

    hahah but i have the heart of a teen i swear.
    i know all gossip all new music all the new dance moves. lol
    i take dance with a bunch of teenagers and they’re my friends too, maybe thats why… :3 lol
    —-
    haha you make it sound like your old. I swaer im feel rly old at times i cant work any new techno stuff nowadays

  • Anonymous

    because im in the shower

    Mind if I joined you and we save water? ;)

  • Takes1toKno1

    lmao, yeah from cali to seattle, i swear, when i moved here it was during the heaviest snow storm it was horrible, i missed hella school. i wanted to die.

  • memi trumps sel

    im back.. even though I never said I left

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    But you said you were going to cut me…..
    _

    .. slice of cake ;)
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7f0pkNIM1qd1s6c.gif

  • Everythingyournot

    Cali does have beautiful weather
    —-
    it dose i miss leaving in cali

  • mileykicksass

    My iPhone won’t hold a fucking charge

  • Everythingyournot

    party like its not party like its
    like its not your birthday

  • Anonymous

    Yeaah :/

    I know when ur on because you always write R for refresh. lol

  • Everythingyournot

    thatnk livingoutloud :D

  • memi trumps sel

    haha I love seeing people say they are 20+ years old it makes me feel better.

  • Firework

    My iPhone won’t hold a fucking charge

    no one on twitter cared
    no one on here cares ^-^ xo

  • livingoutloud

    thatnk livingoutloud :D

    did you like any or? lol

  • Takes1toKno1

    —-
    haha you make it sound like your old. I swaer im feel rly old at times i cant work any new techno stuff nowadays

    21 is old for mee.
    i need to start acting like my age i guess..*sigh lol.
    and i know everything about technology bahaha

  • rockyourworld

    -___________________________________-

  • Keepitreal

    mileykicksass said:

    Have you guys seen the video of Selena doing the cat daddy?

    Yes I laughed but she did pretty good for doing it in those high heels

  • Everythingyournot

    1 is old for mee.
    i need to start acting like my age i guess..*sigh lol.
    and i know everything about technology bahaha

    lol well im gone for the night i need to watch fashion police bye ttyl ;))))

  • mileykicksass

    Firework said:
    My iPhone won’t hold a fucking charge

    no one on twitter cared
    no one on here cares ^-^ xo

    If this was my laptop i’d gif your ass

  • Peekaboo
  • Anonymous

    anon left post is boring now

  • Takes1toKno1

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 10:29 pm
    memi trumps sel said:

    haha I love seeing people say they are 20+ years old it makes me feel better.

    lol i know how old u are. u’ve said it before, but let’s not tell the whole world about our age either. lmfao.

  • Firework

    rosie did you read jordan jennah story?

  • rockyourworld

    WakaWakaEhEh said:

    But you said you were going to cut me…..
    _

    .. slice of cake ;)
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7f0pkNIM1qd1s6c.gif

    —-
    oicwhatudidthurr ;)

  • memi trumps sel

    lol well im gone for the night i need to watch fashion police bye ttyl ;))))

    ttyl

  • Anonymous

    Moar OU fan fic.

  • Anonymous

    hello

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I know when ur on because you always write R for refresh. lol
    ~~

    It takes me a while yo fall asleep… So I lay imbed on my iPod for a while haha
    And when refresh ou.. It doesn’t refresh the comments.. I have to comment rofl
    So … Yeah. R=on iPod ;)

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    hello

    its dead

  • mileykicksass

    rosie did you read jordan jennah story?

    No..if it’s long than my attention span will probably fail and i’ll get bored

  • Takes1toKno1

    bye girl

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    hello

    its dead

    ok

  • peacelovehearts

    *creepin*

  • memi trumps sel

    lol i know how old u are. u’ve said it before, but let’s not tell the whole world about our age either. lmfao.

    lol I joined here pretty much by accident. I was searching for Miley news and oceanup showed up.. and I was like what is this?.. so I joined lol.

  • Firework

    No..if it’s long than my attention span will probably fail and i’ll get bored

    ill tweet you it

  • Nick

    You guys are still here?

  • mileykicksass

    peacelovehearts said:
    *creepin*

    You creep on every post that is involved with sex

  • Anonymous

    peacelovehearts said:

    *creepin*

    did you read the story

  • memi trumps sel

    ugh I was just told ive been spamming. people write porn stories.. but yet im the one in trouble?

  • rockyourworld

    <3333333333333333333333333

  • Peekaboo

    memi trumps sel said:
    ugh I was just told ive been spamming. people write porn stories.. but yet im the one in trouble?
    ************
    they always do that write the whole sentence in capital letters you wont get spammed this time :)

  • peacelovehearts

    do milenator and analynne LMAO

    YEAH!! YHEAH YEAH!! THAT ONE THATS GOOD
    —————
    Uhm……….. O_O

  • Takes1toKno1

    what are you trying to type? i never get the spamm thing unless im puttin up a photobucket link. and yeah nick.. just lookin’ through tumblr and here

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    *creepin*
    __

    Read the previous page.

  • Anonymous
  • Wonderland

    Lizzie McGuire movie > Monte Carlo.
    Rme.
    The only reason i’m watching it is because I love leighton

  • Anonymous

    memi trumps sel said:

    ugh I was just told ive been spamming. people write porn stories.. but yet im the one in trouble?

    ACCIDENT is a spam word.

    maybe you said a spam word what were you trying to write

  • Peekaboo

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lll80neKYj1qd5o8ro1_500.gif

    ****
    just trolling
    and awww Gaga’s eating cornflakes

  • memi trumps sel

    Takes1toKno1 said:

    what are you trying to type? i never get the spamm thing unless im puttin up a photobucket link. and yeah nick.. just lookin’ through tumblr and here

    I was just typeing about how I accidently found this place. And when I clicked submit comment.. it told me I had spammed.

  • Anonymous

    You guys are still here?

    no

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    make sure to buy someday #SWAG

  • mileykicksass

    1 inch dick….wut? Lmao

  • Anonymous

  • Everythingyournot

    if anyone cares. Love you like a love song is number 90 on U.S. Itunes
    ——
    rly? its not even relased yet

  • Takes1toKno1

    lmao.
    maybe someday.

  • rockyourworld

    peacelovehearts said:

    peacelovehearts said:

    *creepin*

    did you read the story
    ————–
    I’m scared.. I read the first line.

    —-
    It only goes downhill from there ;)

  • Wonderland

    Anonymous said:
    make sure to buy someday #SWAG

    ————
    nah. #LEGGO #SWAG

  • Smooth

    To my dear fans, I will be making oceanup sex tumblr. Where you can read my work.

  • Anonymous

    Smooth said:

    To my dear fans, I will be making oceanup sex tumblr. Where you can read my work.

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    R

  • Peekaboo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
    *
    look no more FUN FUN FUN :(

  • peacelovehearts

    OH MY FUCKING GOD.
    I.CANNOT.BREATHE. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL.

  • mileykicksass

    To my dear fans, I will be making oceanup sex tumblr. Where you can read my work.

    LMFAO i’d follow that no lie

  • Peekaboo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9-AdPAOy0
    ***
    my bad some channels still post it

  • Firework

    yayayayayayay go smooth anon

  • memi trumps sel

    rly? its not even relased yet

    maybe they decided to release it early because it leaked? They did that with Born this way by Lady Gaga.

  • peacelovehearts

    She pulled out his dick and started licking it. It tasted like rice considering milenator is asian.

    WHUT EVEN?!? -dead-

  • Takes1toKno1

    but we can find other users who uploaded friday to their account still… right? lol omg i shouldve downloaded the song!!

  • rockyourworld

    Keepitreal said:

    @rockyourworld I’ve been staring at your icon since I first noticed you were on. She looks so pretty lol
    —-
    lol ikr? she’s gorgeous <3333

  • Everythingyournot

    wooooow

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    A tumblr? Oh god… O.O

  • Firework

    She pulled out his dick and started licking it. It tasted like rice considering milenator is asian.

    WHUT EVEN?!? -dead-

    rofl

  • peacelovehearts

    To my dear fans, I will be making oceanup sex tumblr. Where you can read my work.
    ————–
    I want a part 2.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    To my dear fans, I will be making oceanup sex tumblr. Where you can read my work.
    __

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7erkg0cG1qf68nm.gif

  • Anonymous

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7erkg0cG1qf68nm.gif

    I thought it was gonna be the ryan renolds gif

  • JOLENE

    pretty <3

  • Everythingyournot

    maybe they decided to release it early because it leaked? They did that with Born this way by Lady Gaga
    ——
    maybe. i like the song though

  • livingoutloud

    Watching Demi Lovato acoustic videos. Going to pass out. dfgvdgfdgs

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I thought it was gonna be the ryan renolds gif
    __

    That would’ve been a proper gif too.

  • Smooth

    The tumblr will be up with a few stories tommorrow. Ciao for now.

  • Everythingyournot

    Watching Demi Lovato acoustic videos. Going to pass out. dfgvdgfdgs
    ——
    i kno she sooooo good right

  • Keepitreal

    lol ikr? she’s gorgeous <3333

    She is :)

  • mileykicksass

    peacelovehearts said:
    She pulled out his dick and started licking it. It tasted like rice considering milenator is asian.

    WHUT EVEN?!? -dead-

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llyucxN8FS1qfw9g8.gif

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I hate when people are outside my house at night.
    Omg. Stfu.

  • memi trumps sel

    maybe. i like the song though

    I like whiplash better but love you like a love song may grow on me.

  • Anonymous

    friday fanfic night

  • livingoutloud

    i kno she sooooo good right

    omg like what.
    going to explode. lmaoo

  • Everythingyournot

    im on the edge the edge the edge the edge the dge the edge the edge im on the edge of glory

  • Anonymous

    NIQQA

  • vintagelovers

    i have a headache

  • Anonymous

    vintagelovers said:

    i have a headache

    *gives pills to you*

  • mileykicksass

    Anonymous said:
    NIQQA

    Jinsu is that you?

  • Everythingyournot

    i kno she sooooo good right

    omg like what.
    going to explode. lmaoo
    ——
    i like catch me and remeber december acoustic
    and you?

  • Anonymous

    OU sleepover is tonight…? Or how about next week?

  • Anonymous

    everythingyournot your other selena icon was cute

  • Firework

    those stories omggggg

  • Everythingyournot

    i have a headache
    ——-
    close your eyes and drink water

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    OU sleepover is tonight…? Or how about next week?
    -]
    It got cancelled.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    R

  • Everythingyournot

    everythingyournot your other selena icon was cute
    ——-
    i like it too but change it good. And livingoutloud took time to make some for me so i picked too get this one. I change my icon every now and then anyway

  • Nick

    What the hell!?

  • Everythingyournot

    R
    —-
    thats what pirates say

  • peacelovehearts

    Anonymous said:
    OU sleepover is tonight…? Or how about next week?
    ————-
    Uhh… i think that idea is dead & gone.
    But who knows.
    . *shrugs*

  • livingoutloud

    i like catch me and remeber december acoustic
    and you?

    i’m watching catch me right now
    but i seriously cant even chose,
    any acoustic seriously just hits home
    my heart dies
    lmao

  • Everythingyournot

    did everybody leave

  • Anonymous

    OU is dead no more fan fics coming. Bye

  • Everythingyournot

    i’m watching catch me right now
    but i seriously cant even chose,
    any acoustic seriously just hits home
    my heart dies
    lmao
    ——–
    i know its old but the middle always gives me chills when i listen to it live

  • Keepitreal

    Everythingyournot said:

    i kno she sooooo good right

    omg like what.
    going to explode. lmaoo
    ——
    i like catch me and remeber december acoustic
    and you?

    Sorry to but in but my favorite is Until Your Mine :)

  • Anonymous

    OU is dead no more fan fics coming. Bye

  • mileykicksass

    I’m gonna go masturbate nao, bye guys

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:28 pm
    Nick said:

    What the hell!?

    hey nick

  • Keepitreal

    Everythingyournot said:

    i kno she sooooo good right

    omg like what.
    going to explode. lmaoo
    ——
    i like catch me and remeber december acoustic
    and you?

    Sorry to but in but my favorite is Until Your Mine :)

  • Anonymous

    OU is dead no more fan fics coming. Bye

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Gooodnight <3

  • Anonymous

    im glad I’m not a user. I don’t want a fanfiction written about me.

  • livingoutloud

    Sorry to but in but my favorite is Until Your Mine :)

    UNREAAAAAL

  • Everythingyournot

    Sorry to but in but my favorite is Until Your Mine :)
    —-
    acoustic?

  • memi trumps sel

    Everythingyournot said:

    did everybody leave

    not sure

  • Everythingyournot

    Gooodnight <3

    night ;)

  • Everythingyournot

    I’m gonna go masturbate nao, bye guys
    ———–
    eww

  • Everythingyournot

    did everybody leave

    not sure
    _____
    think they did

  • peacelovehearts

    I WANT KE$HA TO CALL ME TOO.. D;
    She did with like 2 people off my timeline.

  • Keepitreal

    acoustic?


    Never heard it acoustic tho

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Thought anna quit Ou? O__________-O

  • Nick

    What the hell!?

    hey nick
    —-
    Hey, I think everyone is gone

  • peacelovehearts

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    Thought anna quit Ou? O__________-O
    ————-
    No..? O_o

  • vintagelovers

    u guys go to bed way to early tbh!

  • Keepitreal

    But I’m tired gonna head off to bed now, Night everyone :)

  • Anonymous

    PARTYIN PARTYIN

  • Takes1toKno1

    when does this even premiere???
    better not have been tonight. lol

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    No..? O_o

    Oh. Must been a rumor, A bad one.

  • Anonymous

    Takes1toKno1 said:

    when does this even premiere???
    better not have been tonight.

    its dead

  • livingoutloud

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    Thought anna quit Ou? O__________-O
    ————-
    No..? O_o

    Aha, seee. ;) I was told you was a gonnner.

  • memi trumps sel

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:35 pm
    Takes1toKno1 said:

    when does this even premiere???
    better not have been tonight. lol

    July 1st

  • peacelovehearts

    vintagelovers said:
    u guys go to bed way to early tbh!
    —————-
    MTE.. i’m up till like 4am everyday while everyone here is like “ohh, 8pm.. gotta go to bed” O_o

  • Nick


    Sorry to but in but my favorite is Until Your Mine :)
    —–
    My favorite song of demi’s is Behind Enemy Lines

  • peacelovehearts

    Thought anna quit Ou? O__________-O
    ————-
    No..? O_o

    Aha, seee. ;) I was told you was a gonnner.
    ———–
    Nope, definitely here…
    Unless we’re in an Inception world.
    Well, nevermind.. more like a limbo shit considering it’s dead as fuck.

  • Keepitreal

    Actually its 12 where I am and I went to bed at 3 last night and woke up at 8. I Have a reason to be tired lol.

  • Everythingyournot

    I-I live you like a love song baby

  • Takes1toKno1

    its just 9:39pm here

  • Everythingyournot

    Actually its 12 where I am and I went to bed at 3 last night and woke up at 8. I Have a reason to be tired lol.
    —-
    its only 9:40 over here

  • Everythingyournot

    its just 9:39pm here
    —-
    hey where u live

  • Anonymous

    Everythingyournot said:

    I-I live you like a love song baby

    me too

  • Everythingyournot

    i want selena to make a video for we own the night

  • Anonymous

    Meenu-D are you still obsessed with drake? He looks like an ugly ass monkey

  • memi trumps sel

    I took a nap earlier. So no way I am falling asleep right now.

  • mileykicksass

    Haven’t been on in so long o.o lmao

  • Everythingyournot

    I-I live you like a love song baby

    me too
    ______
    lol

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Ugh, gum has lost it’s flavor.

  • Keepitreal

    Yeah but i’m ghost now see ya tomorrow maybe..

  • Anonymous

    Yep. And twilight and melena sex stories. I Got them all written in composition books that I wasn’t sure I should post on youtube lol

    That sounds awesome. I love writing sex stories. and disturbing ones.

  • Everythingyournot

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:41 pm
    memi trumps sel said:

    I took a nap earlier. So no way I am falling asleep right now.
    ________
    its early over here

  • iSarcasticING

    i liked my sex story the best.

  • Everythingyournot

    i have nothing better to do so now im on oceanup

  • Firework

    Haven’t been on in so long o.o lmao

    oh

  • Everythingyournot

    and ppl are gone………

  • Firework

    ia jordan
    yalls was hilarious

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:43 pm
    Everythingyournot said:

    i have nothing better to do so now im on oceanup

    We can have fun?

  • Anonymous

    lol my sister left me here

    -sits on the couch next 2 you-

  • Anonymous

    It’s just me and you now…

  • Everythingyournot

    Haven’t been on in so long o.o lmao

    why hello

  • Everythingyournot

    i have nothing better to do so now im on oceanup

    We can have fun?
    ________
    lol how?

  • rockyourworld

    WakaWakaEhEh said:

    Silver Fox <3
    __

    My* Silver Fox ;)

    A bit possessive aren’t we?
    *slowly backs away*

  • Anonymous

    how?

    kiss

  • Anonymous

    jordans made me laugh because it was so random it came out of nowhere. plus the 1 INCH DICK!

  • Everythingyournot

    ……

  • Everythingyournot

    not ganna lie i love melena stories

  • memi trumps sel

    what do you wanna talk about?

  • mileykicksass

    Firework said:
    Haven’t been on in so long o.o lmao

    oh

    Shut up Caroline..I get enough of you on twitter -_-

  • Everythingyournot

    how?

    kiss
    ________
    ….uhhhh

  • livingoutloud

    *sighs* no didnt think of that lol

    Eh, I’ll look for some.

  • Everythingyournot

    what do you wanna talk about?
    ——
    idk
    some anon is like in love with me lol its cute

  • mileykicksass

    Everythingyournot said:
    not ganna lie i love melena stories

    O_O wut? Lmao

  • Everythingyournot

  • Everythingyournot

    lol my sister left me here

    -sits on the couch next 2 you-
    ——
    lol u should make an account

  • Anonymous

    melena= miley and selena??

  • Anonymous

    …uhhhh

    -kisses you-

  • iSarcasticING

    1 inch dick FTW! That part made me laugh out loud.

  • Everythingyournot

    and memi trumps sel is gone…

  • Firework

    Grinning slyly to herself, the onetime Hannah Montana star swiftly peeled off her tight singlet top causing her pert young breasts to spill forth, both of them already tipped with two noticeably hard nipples.

    “Wow.” she remarked to herself as she realized just how aroused she in fact was.

    Hooking her thumbs into the waistband of her sweatpants, the teen queen shoved them down her smooth legs and kicked them aside, leaving her thighs bare.

    Her white thong panties quickly followed suite, before she finally stood there naked as the day she was born, admiring her young nubile body through the reflection in the mirror.

    Her body was lithe and trim, and devoid of any hair below her carefully sculpted eyebrows. As a child star and performer her entire body was fit and athletic.

    Cyrus slowly slipped her long mane over her shoulders and placed her hands on her slim hips, turning slightly to the side to admire her Native American inspired tattoo and her tight, toned teenage ass.

  • Anonymous

    its dead

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    i liked my sex story the best.
    __

    Everybody only likes it because you have a 1 inch penis.

  • memi trumps sel

    nope im here sorry

  • Smooth

    The annalyne and milenator sex story you’ve all been waiting for.

    So OceanUP was having an odd game of virtual truth or dare, in a crap attempt to liven up OceanUP. An anon said to peacelovehearts “I DARE YOU TO KISS MILENATOR” Of course that anon was obviously milenator. Another “anon” said “YEA ANNALYNE KISS MILENATOR THAT WILL FUNNEEEEEH”

    Peacelovehearts being the sexual being she is kissed him. His penis immediately flew up, a penis so big even Joe Jonas could not compare. Annalyne gave a her sexual smile and unzipped his pants. She pulled out his dick and started licking it. It tasted like rice considering milenator is asian.

    Milenator went on anon and commented “OMG THIS IS SOO HAWWWT” All of OU was cheering for his historical moment. Who would have thunk, the little nerd that was afraid to virtually ask Annalyne to the prom was now getting a virtual BJ from him!

    Milenator pushed Annalyne back and pulled off her underwear. He grabbed a fresh pickle from the jar and stuck it into her. Annalyne yelled and yelled, loving the way the pickle felt in her.

    Milenator replaced the pickle with his huge penis, and banged the hell out of her. After 10 minutes, Annalyne had an orgasm. After 1 hour, Milenator still hadn’t had a orgasm. Had he taken to much penis pills? Would his penis be forever hard?

    Suddenly, his huge penis fell off. Everyone gasped, as they realized his penis was actually a huge painted vibrator! Milenator was actually a flat chested girl! He ran off back to twitter, where he belonged.

    (sorry for the crap ending)

  • Anonymous

    dead post rip

  • Smooth

    The annalyne and milenator sex story you’ve all been waiting for.

    So OceanUP was having an odd game of virtual truth or dare, in a crap attempt to liven up OceanUP. An anon said to peacelovehearts “I DARE YOU TO KISS MILENATOR” Of course that anon was obviously milenator. Another “anon” said “YEA ANNALYNE KISS MILENATOR THAT WILL FUNNEEEEEH”

    Peacelovehearts being the sexual being she is kissed him. His penis immediately flew up, a penis so big even Joe Jonas could not compare. Annalyne gave a her sexual smile and unzipped his pants. She pulled out his dick and started licking it. It tasted like rice considering milenator is asian.

    Milenator went on anon and commented “OMG THIS IS SOO HAWWWT” All of OU was cheering for his historical moment. Who would have thunk, the little nerd that was afraid to virtually ask Annalyne to the prom was now getting a virtual BJ from him!

    Milenator pushed Annalyne back and pulled off her underwear. He grabbed a fresh pickle from the jar and stuck it into her. Annalyne yelled and yelled, loving the way the pickle felt in her.

    Milenator replaced the pickle with his huge penis, and banged the hell out of her. After 10 minutes, Annalyne had an orgasm. After 1 hour, Milenator still hadn’t had a orgasm. Had he taken to much penis pills? Would his penis be forever hard?

    Suddenly, his huge penis fell off. Everyone gasped, as they realized his penis was actually a huge painted vibrator! Milenator was actually a flat chested girl! He ran off back to twitter, where he belonged.

    (sorry for the crap ending)

  • Anonymous

    I KNOW YOU ARE CREEPING. COME OUT

  • Anonymous

    i thought it was milena

  • Everythingyournot

    waiting for fashion police to come on

  • Keepitreal

    That sounds awesome. I love writing sex stories. and disturbing ones.

    Yep. And I wanna be a writer so it helps when I need to use bigger and better words outside of a normal 14 year olds vocabulary. But I write normal ones too. Like drama, romance.

  • memi trumps sel

    haha I like anons

  • Everythingyournot

    not ganna lie i love melena stories

    O_O wut? Lmao
    ——
    miley and selena

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    A bit possessive aren’t we?
    *slowly backs away*
    __

    I will cut you.

  • Anonymous

    Memi trumps Sel do you want an icon?

  • Everythingyournot

    semi, memi, melena

  • Anonymous

    memi trumps sel said:

    I like anons

    cool

  • iSarcasticING

    i’m gonna post Twilight sex, Harry Potter sex, and other funny sex stories from fanfiction if I don’t get spammed, or if I’m to lazy.

  • Everythingyournot

    nope im here sorry

    lol i was like i rly dont wanna roam this post by myself

  • rockyourworld

    Is it possible for a guy to get surgery on his dick to make it bigger? Like how girls get boob jobs? This is a legit question!

  • Everythingyournot

    i like NICE anons

  • Firework

    LMAO MILENATOR WENT ON ANON

  • Everythingyournot

    …uhhhh

    -kisses you-
    —-
    well then….

  • Everythingyournot

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:56 pm
    Anonymous said:

    i thought it was milena
    —–
    nope

  • memi trumps sel

    Memi trumps Sel do you want an icon?

    sure

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    (sorry for the crap ending)
    __

    The pickle was bound to be in that story..

  • Anonymous

    that story was funny

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE COREY SO MUCH!! HE’S SO CUTE! HE HAS AN AMAZING VOICE AND HE’S JUST SO TALENTED! I WISH I COULD BE THAT SPECIAL GIRL! :)

  • Everythingyournot

    Is it possible for a guy to get surgery on his dick to make it bigger? Like how girls get boob jobs? This is a legit question!
    —–
    *twist head* i dont think so

  • Anonymous

    sure

    Can you give me a pic?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    nvm.
    beat me to it.
    A+

  • Anonymous

    gfgg

  • Everythingyournot

    Alive?

    semi

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    I ain’t roger.
    -stares you down angrily-
    —-
    Boo. You whore.

  • Firework

    omg its on her tumblr o.o

  • iSarcasticING

    Anonymous said:
    calfornia girls and tick tock are the same song

    what is air?

  • Everythingyournot

    watching the new wowp

  • xdolshhex

    LOLOL WTF

  • evanescence

    Everythingyournot said:

    Alive?

    semi
    ——
    Your icon is cool :P

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Okay…

  • rockyourworld

    Everythingyournot said:

    Hey :)

    hello


    what’s up?
    ——
    nothing eating chocolate and you?

    —-
    nothing really, i was watching the dark knight before

  • Anonymous

    calfornia girls and tick tock are the same song
    ——
    what?
    —–

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWc1Fonn45s

  • Anonymous

    Alive?

    no

  • Everythingyournot

    Alive?

    semi
    ——
    Your icon is cool :P
    ——-
    thank you :D

  • Anonymous

    -stares you down sexually-

    -walks away-

  • iSarcasticING

    “steamy night of virtual sex” oh my holy mother.

  • Anonymous

    You didn’t reply back morgan. -cries-

  • evanescence

    Anonymous said:

    Alive?

    no

    My lovely Anon is here.

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    -walks away-

    Goodjobb!

    *Gives Lap-dance*

  • Anonymous

    calfornia girls and tick tock are the same song

    what is air?

    Air is a precious resource that most of us take for granted. Air supplies us with oxygen, which is essential for our bodies to live. Without it, we would die within minutes.

    Pure air is a mixture of several gases that are invisible and odourless. It consists of about 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and less than 1% of argon, carbon dioxide, and other gases — as well as varying amounts of water vapour. Adults breathe in about 10-20 cubic metres of air every day. That’s about 20,000 breaths. Children breathe almost twice that amount because they are smaller, and their respiratory systems are still maturing.
    What is the Atmosphere?

    The atmosphere is a mixture of gases that surround the earth. It is the air we breathe, the wind and rain, and the clouds in the sky. It is life giving, retaining heat and blocking out harmful rays (ultraviolet radiation) from the sun. The atmosphere is about 1,000 kilometres thick, and is made up of invisible layers that circle the planet. We live in the lowest and thinnest layer, called the troposphere, which is only about 14 kilometres thick.

    The bottom two kilometres of the troposphere are really our “home.” Most of the air and weather are there, along with most air pollutants. Two kilometres aren’t very much. It would take just two minutes to drive that distance, at 60 km per hour.

    Above the troposphere is the stratosphere. This is the relatively quiet, stable band of air in which the ozone layer is found and where our emissions of greenhouse gases and ozone-depleting substances go. There is no exact place where the atmosphere ends; it just gets thinner and thinner, until it merges with outer space.

    Atmosphere

  • livingoutloud

    Need. A. New. Icon. I Dislike all of mine atm. LOL

  • Everythingyournot

    Hey :)

    hello


    what’s up?
    ——
    nothing eating chocolate and you?

    —-
    nothing really, i was watching the dark knight before
    ——
    oh im now watching the new wowp

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I feel like this anon is making on right now…

  • evanescence

    Your icon is cool :P
    ——-
    thank you :D
    —–
    Yw!

  • Anonymous

    steachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Anonymous

    Goodjobb!

    *Gives Lap-dance*

    -pokerface-

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:20 pm
    iSarcasticING said:
    “steamy night of virtual sex” oh my holy mother.

    Let’s IMVU!

  • Anonymous

    stearchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Everythingyournot

    You didn’t reply back morgan. -cries-
    —-
    lol what who is this what did i not reply to
    how you kno my name lol

  • Firework

    -walks away-

    ROFLLLLL

  • iSarcasticING

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:20 pm
    iSarcasticING said:
    “steamy night of virtual sex” oh my holy mother.

    Let’s IMVU!

    what is that?

  • Everythingyournot

    thank you :D
    —–
    Yw!
    —-
    what dose that mean haha

  • Anonymous

    lol what who is this what did i not reply to
    how you kno my name lol

    -opens mouth to say something-
    ;)
    -closes and smirks-

  • rockyourworld

    Everythingyournot said:

    Hey :)

    hello


    what’s up?
    ——
    nothing eating chocolate and you?

    —-
    nothing really, i was watching the dark knight before
    ——
    oh im now watching the new wowp

    didn’t that show end already?

  • Everythingyournot

    cant wait for the new will smith projects!!!

  • Everythingyournot

    lol what who is this what did i not reply to
    how you kno my name lol

    -opens mouth to say something-
    ;)
    -closes and smirks-
    ——
    oh its you…i did reply

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    what is that?
    —-
    Shh.

    *Put’s finger over lips*

    http://www.imvu.com/

  • Anonymous

    Need. A. New. Icon. I Dislike all of mine atm. LOL

    OK :D

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    what is that?
    —-
    Shh.

    *Put’s finger over lips*

    http://www.imvu.com/

  • Everythingyournot

    nothing really, i was watching the dark knight before
    ——
    oh im now watching the new wowp

    didn’t that show end already?
    ——-
    no not yet. why do you not like it?

  • Anonymous

    Need. A. New. Icon. I Dislike all of mine atm. LOL

    OK :D

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    “Tie you in the car, attach you with an atomic bomb, going down the runway clothes smelling like someday”
    whore bag. o.o

  • evanescence

    Everythingyournot said:

    thank you :D
    —–
    Yw!
    —-
    what dose that mean haha
    ——
    Means You r welcome :D

  • livingoutloud

    Anyone know The White Tie Affair?

  • Anonymous
  • Everythingyournot

    what dose that mean haha
    ——
    Means You r welcome :D
    ____
    oh lol

  • Anonymous

    oh its you…i did reply

    Oh shit I didn’t see it

  • Firework
  • rockyourworld

    oh im now watching the new wowp

    didn’t that show end already?
    ——-
    no not yet. why do you not like it?

    nah i just never watched it

  • Anonymous

    *wraps arm around you*
    today was a rough day

    Aww :(
    -lifts up your chin-
    Well im here to make you feel better.

  • Firework

    is the anon writing another story?
    that shit made my night lol

  • iSarcasticING

    Anonymous said:
    http://tynipic.com/images/arx1308367526a.jpg

    LMAO

    whoa

  • Anonymous

    WRITE ANOTHER STORY GODDAMN IT

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Alrightt. I got the whip! What else?

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3pkwjgUU1qepu62.gif

  • Everythingyournot

    no not yet. why do you not like it?

    nah i just never watched it
    —-
    ohhhhh thats the only thing on disney watch

  • Anonymous

    WRITE ANOTHER STORY GODDAMN IT

    THEY LEFT I THINK

  • iSarcasticING

    Firework said:
    is the anon writing another story?
    that shit made my night lol

    I still have yet to finish the story. I stopped after “steamy virtual sex”.

  • evanescence

    Why do I see red border around that anon novel?

  • Anonymous

    jordan and mrs isarcasticing get a room

  • Anonymous

    evanescence said:

    Why do I see red border around that anon novel?

    it got spammed

  • iSarcasticING

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    Alrightt. I got the whipe! What else?

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3pkwjgUU1qepu62.gif

    haha

  • Everythingyournot

    Aww :(
    -lifts up your chin-
    Well im here to make you feel better
    —–
    *rest head on shoulder*

  • rockyourworld

    i hate my life

  • Firework

    DIFFERENT ANON WRITE A STORY ROFL

  • Anonymous

    THEY LEFT I THINK

    I THINK THEY WROTE IT AND IT GOT SPAMMED
    SOMEONE SAID THEY SAW A RED BORDER AROUND THEIR COMMENT

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    jordan and jen didnt finish the story. bahahah

  • iSarcasticING

    Anonymous said:
    jordan and mrs isarcasticing get a room

    we’re joking

  • MeenuD

    Leighton Meester is the only relevant person in that movie.

  • Anonymous

    *rest head on shoulder*

    -wraps arms around your waist-
    -kisses you on the cheek-

  • Everythingyournot

    i hate my life
    ____
    why?

  • NadiaAf23

    It already premiered?!

  • evanescence

    Anonymous said:

    evanescence said:

    Why do I see red border around that anon novel?

    it got spammed
    —–
    Are u my ”Ready Anon”?

  • iSarcasticING

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    jordan and jen didnt finish the story. bahahah

    she told you? haha it’s too much.

  • Anonymous

    ugh im tired of watching things about this movie but im excited to watch it!

  • Anonymous

    Firework said:

    DIFFERENT ANON WRITE A STORY ROFL

    If I wrote one I would be banned ASAP

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Are u my ”Ready Anon”?

    yes. IM READY like spongebob says

  • Everythingyournot

    *rest head on shoulder*

    -wraps arms around your waist-
    -kisses you on the cheek-
    —-
    *blushes and giggles*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    she told you? haha it’s too much.
    ~~

    someone sent it to her haha
    so.. sh was like? wtf? O.o

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    jordan and mrs isarcasticing get a room

    No bitch. Pictoburn is in the other room with all her AD hoes.

    Scurry!

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    cant you censor your words or.?

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Leighton Meester is the only relevant person in that movie.
    —-
    Who?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Ive had “hey stephen” iin my head since monday hahaha

  • Anonymous

    *blushes and giggles*

    Gosh you’re cute.
    -smiles-

  • Keepitreal

    strong>robert pattinson and kristen stewart::

    R: Pov-
    She was so sexy. Not many curves but still so sexy. She was quiet and to herself but man was she turning me and pete(My name for my penis) On. So I walked up to her..

    K: Pov-
    Oh god hes walking over. He was so mysterious. So breath taking. I wanted him. And I wanted him bad..

    R: *smiling* Hello *licks his lips*
    K: *Blushes* Hey uuhh wanna go somewhere a little private?
    R: *smiles* The bathroom?
    K: works for me

  • MeenuD

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    Leighton Meester is the only relevant person in that movie.
    —-
    Who?
    ——–
    The other brunette chick in the movie.

  • Everythingyournot

    anyone watching ant farm

  • Firework

    ill be thinking about you WORLDWIDE

  • evanescence

    Anonymous said:

    Are u my ”Ready Anon”?

    yes. IM READY like spongebob says
    —-
    You r on every post?

  • Anonymous

    HEY ANON YOU WROTE SOME SPAM WORDS CENSOR IT. M/OANED IS A SPAM WORD. VAGINA IS ONE.

  • Anonymous

    http://tynipic.com/images/arx1308367526a.jpg

    LMAO

    whoa

    Someone didn’t take their happy pills that morning

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    strong>robert pattinson and kristen stewart::
    __

    No.

  • Everythingyournot

    Leighton Meester is the only relevant person in that movie.
    —-
    Who?
    ——–
    The other brunette chick in the movie.
    —-
    selena more relavant than her

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    ill be thinking about you WORLDWIDE
    ~~

    -giggles-

  • iSarcasticING

    Firework said:
    ill be thinking about you WORLDWIDE

    i sort of like that song for some reason.

  • Anonymous

    ill be thinking about you WORLDWIDE

    idgi

  • Anonymous

    anyone watching ant farm

    no

  • Everythingyournot

  • livingoutloud

    I actually kinda want to see this. Cory’s beautiful.

  • xxbehappyxx

    can’t wait to see it!

  • DemiWeSoGangsta

    I hate Selena but I kinda want to see Monte Carlo. Maybe because it reminds me of Lizzie McGuire. I used to love that movie :)

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Sorry sel. I have canada day celebrations when your movie comes out. wont be able to watch.
    trololol.

  • Anonymous

    being known isnt good enough. its what you are known for that matters. think positive live positive. #payitforward

    bieber

  • livingoutloud

    Sorry sel. I have canada day celebrations when your movie comes out. wont be able to watch.
    trololol.

    Oh shit, right! Canada day soon, wooooop.

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    The other brunette chick in the movie.

    Oh really? Well aren’t you just an A+ Chickaaa chick!

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • Everythingyournot

    anyone watching ant farm

    no
    —-
    ohh feels left out

  • Anonymous

    anon make a tumblr and post it on there

  • MeenuD

    Everythingyournot said:
    Leighton Meester is the only relevant person in that movie.
    —-
    Who?
    ——–
    The other brunette chick in the movie.
    —-
    selena more relavant than her
    ——–
    OMG you have got to be kidding me?

  • Keepitreal


    K: Pov-
    His warm and tender tongue slid in my mouth. It was exciting as I felt his hands slide to my pants front and unbotton it. He kissed my neck and I let out a soft m***. I closed my eyes and heard him unzip his pants and a slight thud as it hit the floor. Soon the only thing left on me was my thong and bra as he teased me with his soft hands. He unclasped my bra and I felt his tongue run over my n*****. It was a thrill. He sucked on it gently at first, but it became more eager and filled with desire. He made my juices flow. I m***** as he pushed me up against a stall and kissed me passionately. I wrapped my legs around his waist and felt him enter me. He started slow and steady. A rythimic pattern between the two of us. I gasped for hair that I felt wasn’t there and soon he stared going faster..wilder. I held onto him and he held onto my waist..I could feel it. I couldn’t take it. I let out the loudest moan in a lifetime as I felt the or**** that I hadn’t felt for over a year..

  • Anonymous

    Leighton Meester is the only relevant person in that movie.
    —-
    Who?
    ——–
    The other brunette chick in the movie.
    —-
    selena more relavant than her

    The demon girl from supernatural is in it. I used to imagine her and sam fucking :)

  • livingoutloud

    LOLL. Thanks dear anon.

  • rockyourworld

    Everythingyournot said:

    i hate my life
    ____
    why?

    I feel like a failure :'( I feel like I’m not going anywhere in life

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    OMG you have got to be kidding me?
    ___

    .. welcome back to Ou ._.

  • MeenuD

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    The other brunette chick in the movie.

    Oh really? Well aren’t you just an A+ Chickaaa chick!
    ———
    wtf

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Oh my gosh, stop with the fanfics.

  • Anonymous

    The drunk three some with waka, vor, and camila.

    One sexy night on OU, all the users had left. It was just down to Waka, VOR, and Camila. They were talking about glee, the sexiness of Anderson Cooper, and the usual stupid crap they talk about.

    VOR as usual had a couple of alcoholic drunks before going on, so she was drunk out of her mind. “Man, I wished I lived in the 60’s” she commented. “Me too.” Waka agreed. “YOU GUYS ARE BORING DO SOMETHING INTERESTING” said the bored anon. “You want something interesting?” Camila said, as she grabbed VOR and began to make out with her, using a gif to express the hotness of the kiss.

    VOR kissed back, grabbed Camila’s ass and feeling it. Waka started touching herself through her dress pants. She jumped into the action by pulled off VOR’s knitted Glee sweater and started kissing her stomach. Next she pulled off her Darren Chris themed underwear and kissed her wrinkly nips (since VOR is 80). Camila smiled and kept kissing VOR.

    Camila pulled out a vibrator and stuck into VOR. She virtually stuck it up her pussy and VOR instantly had orgasm. Along with orgasm, she had a heart attack since her 80 year old heart couldn’t take the excitement. That was the day VOR died.

    After VOR died, Camila stuck the vibrator into Waka. Waka yelled in pleasure, pretending the vibrator was Anderson Cooper’s penis. She looked around for something to use as pleasure for Camila and she found a Justin Bieber barbie doll. She stuck the doll into Camila as she did, the doll sang “Baby, baby, ohhh”

    After the amazing virtual sex, they went on a hunt for each other in real life but fell into a hole of trolls and died.

  • Everythingyournot

    OMG you have got to be kidding me?
    ——
    nope

  • Anonymous

    anyone watching ant farm

    no
    —-
    ohh feels left out

    is it good

  • Anonymous

    OMYGOSH KEEPITREAL YOU’RE GOOD

    you should post some stories to:

    http://justinbiebersexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

  • MeenuD

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    OMG you have got to be kidding me?
    ___

    .. welcome back to Ou ._.
    ——-
    hahaha… i got bored…

  • Everythingyournot

    i hate my life
    ____
    why?

    I feel like a failure :'( I feel like I’m not going anywhere in life
    ——–
    ohh im sorry what happend

  • MeenuD

    Everythingyournot said:
    OMG you have got to be kidding me?
    ——
    nope
    ——–
    What makes Selena more relevant than Leighton Meester?

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • Everythingyournot

    ohh feels left out

    is it good
    —–
    well idk only been 7 mins
    better than shake it up

  • Anonymous

    That drunk threesome story -dead-

  • Firework

    im too clean to be in a sex story

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    ROFLROFL.
    ANON. IM DYING.AFPLKECJDKA

  • Everythingyournot

    What makes Selena more relevant than Leighton Meester?
    —-
    i never hear about her…ever…only sometimes

  • Firework

    roflllll at the anon in the story

  • rockyourworld

    twilight sex? oh god

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    they went on a hunt for each other in real life but fell into a hole of trolls and died.
    __

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg5ut5m2lG1qbzaheo1_500.gif

  • Everythingyournot

    im too clean to be in a sex story
    +++
    lol

  • Firework

    the jennah jordan one was funnier
    1 inch penis lmaoooo

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    wtf

    Whores are the most honest girls. They present the bill right away.

  • Anonymous

    that anon in the story was probably me that said it *pops collar*

  • MeenuD

    Everythingyournot said:
    What makes Selena more relevant than Leighton Meester?
    —-
    i never hear about her…ever…only sometimes
    ———-
    What? Are you talking about Leighton Meester?

  • Firework

    that anon in the story was probably me that said it *pops collar*

    and which anon are you

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Who started the fanfiction epidemic? Jesus.

  • Anonymous

    nipples

  • Anonymous
  • Keepitreal

    Anonymous said:

    http://hellyesgomez.tumblr.com/post/6635706651/i-really-dont-get-the-poi

    But…she can’t sing. Sure she can carry a tune to get on by especially when she adds on the autotune but she doesn’t have real talent in singing. Now ACTING? That is her true calling :)

  • peacelovehearts

    peacelovehearts said:

    *creepin*

    did you read the story
    ————–
    I’m scared.. I read the first line.

  • memi trumps sel

    if anyone cares. Love you like a love song is number 90 on U.S. Itunes.

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 09:17 pm
    Anonymous said:

    http://hellyesgomez.tumblr.com/post/6635706651/i-really-dont-get-the-poi

    tl;dr

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    rofl. Annalynne. Feel afraid to read the novels…

  • Everythingyournot

    thatnk livingoutloud :D

    did you like any or? lol
    —–
    yea lookie at me icon lol

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

  • Firework

    tl;dr

    mte

  • Keepitreal

    @rockyourworld I’ve been staring at your icon since I first noticed you were on. She looks so pretty lol

  • Anonymous

    kep it real you like fanfiction go here

    http://justinbiebersexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I’m not canadian, but I love Canada. I have gone like 3 times because my sister used to live there.
    ~~

    aww, thats so fun ! ;3

  • Everythingyournot

    Can I be honest right now..I can’t take anything you say seriously because “you’re” is spelled wrong in your name. LOL
    —-
    ummm ok
    its not english class so i didnt put much thought
    sorry its bothering you

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    J: *walking in the rain alone and feels someone watching him and turns around* Hello? *sees no one and keeps walking. 5 minutes later he gets the same feeling and turns around but is startled to see usher* oh my god. Your Usher!
    U: *puts a finger over his own mouth* shhh
    J: dude can I sing for you? your my idol.
    U: *gets an idea* uuh *smirks* sure, but lets do that in the ally so no one else will see me
    J: *smiles innociently* okay
    (They both walk to a quiet alley*
    J: *looks at him* so what song do you wanna hear? I know all of your songs.
    U: *smiles* how about my favorite, “Yeah.”
    J:sure *about to sing*
    U: wait turn around
    J: uuuhh Okay *turns his back to him and starts singing*
    U: *quietly pulls down his own pants and quickly yanks justin’s down*
    J:*turns around scared* what the fuck!?
    U: shhh *forces him on the wall and starts raping him and scream* Yeaaaa Man!

    Lol
    —-
    Stop spamming.

    It’s just a bieber sex story, Go on fan fiction to see more. Rme.

  • Keepitreal

    It’s just a bieber sex story, Go on fan fiction to see more. Rme.

    How am I spamming? I posted it once on here.

  • Anonymous

    stop with the avril crap

    Can I be honest right now..I can’t take anything you say seriously because “you’re” is spelled wrong in your name. LOL

    Sorry with the avril crap i just really want her to win D: Lol i sound like a crazy stan

  • Everythingyournot

    Keepitreal said:

    J: *walking in the rain alone and feels someone watching him and turns around* Hello? *sees no one and keeps walking. 5 minutes later he gets the same feeling and turns around but is startled to see usher* oh my god. Your Usher!
    U: *puts a finger over his own mouth* shhh
    J: dude can I sing for you? your my idol.
    U: *gets an idea* uuh *smirks* sure, but lets do that in the ally so no one else will see me
    J: *smiles innociently* okay
    (They both walk to a quiet alley*
    J: *looks at him* so what song do you wanna hear? I know all of your songs.
    U: *smiles* how about my favorite, “Yeah.”
    J:sure *about to sing*
    U: wait turn around
    J: uuuhh Okay *turns his back to him and starts singing*
    U: *quietly pulls down his own pants and quickly yanks justin’s down*
    J:*turns around scared* what the fuck!?
    U: shhh *forces him on the wall and starts raping him and scream* Yeaaaa Man!

    Lol
    ——-
    wow did you make that up lol

  • Keepitreal

    wow did you make that up lol

    Lol yes I did, I was bored.

  • Anonymous

    Sorry with the avril crap i just really want her to win D: Lol i sound like a crazy stan

    Plus her and justin are like neck to neck i wouldnt spam if i know she had no chanc of winning :(

  • Anonymous
  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    So damn happy it’s friday. One more week of exams and im off;)

  • iSarcasticING

    that threesome…. -dead-

  • Anonymous

    LOLL. Thanks dear anon.

    Welcome

  • Anonymous

    Canadians do it best
    ~~

    you know it ;)
    roflll
    —-
    We have justin avril jim carrey and nina :D

  • CHECKING IF THIS IS A SPAM WORD

    cum

  • Everythingyournot

    stop with the avril crap

    Can I be honest right now..I can’t take anything you say seriously because “you’re” is spelled wrong in your name. LOL

    Sorry with the avril crap i just really want her to win D: Lol i sound like a crazy stan

    thats fine i would vote just stop posting it every where
    ill vote for her

  • livingoutloud

    ummm ok
    its not english class so i didnt put much thought
    sorry its bothering you

    LOL, it’s cool.

  • Firework

    NO VOTE JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

  • Anonymous

    So damn happy it’s friday. One more week of exams and im off;)

    PLAYS FRIDAY IN HEAD

  • Everythingyournot

    love mila kunis

  • DemiWeSoGangsta

    http://i51.tinypic.com/nn5m2x.png

    ____

    but Justin and Demi do that too. But not all the time. They also reply to fans.. Selena doesn’t do that and just promotes herself. And just tweets how she’s doing…

  • Anonymous

    gasp my post got 2 notes

  • Anonymous

    NO VOTE JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

    D:

  • Anonymous
  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    NO VOTE JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

    No.

  • Firework
  • Everythingyournot

    ummm ok
    its not english class so i didnt put much thought
    sorry its bothering you

    LOL, it’s cool.

    ill change my icon to eminme maybe ull take me seriously haha

  • Kiss Me or Kill Me

    Not gonna lie, i’m excited to see this movie

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:00 pm
    Kiss Me or Kill Me said:

    Not gonna lie, i’m excited to see this movie

    You’re icon is too stretched out. get good selena icons here.

    http://icons-selena.livejournal.com/

  • Anonymous

    My fuck friend is not coming today : / he promised his gf to escort her to a stupid ball goood shes retarded -_-

  • Anonymous

    My fuck friend is not coming today : / he promised his gf to escort her to a stupid ball goood shes retarded -_-

  • Anonymous

    My fuck friend is not coming today : / he promised his gf to escort her to a stupid ball goood shes retarded -_-

  • Anonymous

    My fuck friend is not coming today : / he promised his gf to escort her to a stupid ball goood shes retarded -_-

  • Anonymous

    My fuck friend is not coming today : / he promised his gf to escort her to a stupid ball goood shes retarded -_-

  • Anonymous

    http://i51.tinypic.com/nn5m2x.png

    ____

    but Justin and Demi do that too. But not all the time. They also reply to fans.. Selena doesn’t do that and just promotes herself. And just tweets how she’s doing…

    So its her twitter :P lol i love how fans act when they reply though xD

  • livingoutloud

    ill change my icon to eminme maybe ull take me seriously haha

    LOL, nope, wouldn’t help.

  • Everythingyournot

    justin has nice has
    i hate how he always squints them tho

  • Anonymous

    NO VOTE JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

    No.


    Who you voting for

  • Everythingyournot

    wow did you make that up lol

    Lol yes I did, I was bored.

    lol smh

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:01 pm
    Anonymous said:
    My fuck friend is not coming today : / he promised his gf to escort her to a stupid ball goood shes retarded -_-

    Oh no!

  • Everythingyournot

    ill change my icon to eminme maybe ull take me seriously haha

    LOL, nope, wouldn’t help.
    ___
    *kanye shrug*

  • Keepitreal

    lol smh

    Haha yeah there were some requests for a Usher Bieber one so I did one.

  • CHECKING IF THIS IS A SPAM WORD

    semen

  • CHECKING IF THIS IS A SPAM WORD

    clit

  • Firework

    cum isnt spammed i say it all the time

  • rockyourworld

    lesbian sex? in the words of paris hilton, “that’s hot”

  • CHECKING IF THIS IS A SPAM WORD

    dick
    cock penis

  • iSarcasticING

    Firework said:
    the jennah jordan one was funnier
    1 inch penis lmaoooo

    -dead-

  • Firework

    my sister used to spell it cum back when she was dumb
    my cousin told her to stop

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    lesbian sex? in the words of paris hilton, “that’s hot”
    __

    ._.

  • MeenuD

    GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF THE GUTTERS

  • Anonymous

    do a disco story

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    do a disco story
    ~~~

    O___________________o

  • Keepitreal

    Lol I’m done now

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    horny mofos in this post.

  • Anonymous

    NEXT STORY TOPIC?

  • Anonymous

    WAKA STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FANFICTION IT MAKES OU SOMEWHAT ALIVE AND FUN

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Where the fuck did whores come into this conversation?

    So where my cash at, where my stash at?
    I mean, where the Dow Jones, where the NASDAQ?”

  • Anonymous

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:43 pm
    Anonymous said:
    NEXT STORY TOPIC?

    disco.is.dead

  • Firework

    anon you should be a novelist

  • rockyourworld

    see kids, this is what alcohol does to you.
    *shakes head*

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • iSarcasticING

    *joins bandwagon* do a disco story.

  • Firework

    do milenator and analynne LMAO

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    What have I done to you? roflroflll

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    WAKA STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FANFICTION IT MAKES OU SOMEWHAT ALIVE AND FUN
    __

    It makes it look like it filled with Horny fucks -.-

  • Anonymous

    Firework said:

    do milenator and analynne LMAO

    YEAH!! YHEAH YEAH!! THAT ONE THATS GOOD

  • Anonymous

    Firework said:

    do milenator and analynne LMAO

    YEAH!! YHEAH YEAH!! THAT ONE THATS GOOD

  • Anonymous

    MILENATOR AND ANNALYNNE

  • Anonymous

    The disco and firework sex story:

    It was another night in OU. OceanUP was dead as hell, and everyone was playing confessions and telling their fake confessions to try and liven it up. Suddenly firework said “I’ve always been attracted to disco” She virtually slid over to Disco and rubbed her thigh.

    Disco being the goody two shoes she is pulled her hand away and left. She went to AD and never came back.

    The end.

  • Firework

    IM SO SMART :’)

  • livingoutloud

    This is just boring tbh. I wanna make icons for people I’m bored..anyone need one? LOL

  • Firework

    The end.

    tn will never know

  • MeenuD

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:
    Where the fuck did whores come into this conversation?

    So where my cash at, where my stash at?
    I mean, where the Dow Jones, where the NASDAQ?”
    ————
    Please let Nicki Minaj sing those lyrics.

  • Keepitreal

    rockyourworld said:

    see kids, this is what alcohol does to you.
    *shakes head*

    Haha That made me laugh inside

  • Anonymous

    mrsisarcasticing I know you love this

    http://justinbiebersexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

  • Anonymous

    WE FINALLY HAVE MILEY CLOTHE LINE I CANADA :D

  • Everythingyournot

    hope MC will to better than R&B

  • Everythingyournot

    Where the fuck did whores come into this conversation?
    ——-
    yep

  • xxbehappyxx

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 07:59 pm
    DemiWeSoGangsta said:
    http://i51.tinypic.com/nn5m2x.png

    ____

    but Justin and Demi do that too. But not all the time. They also reply to fans.. Selena doesn’t do that and just promotes herself. And just tweets how she’s doing…

    ——–
    Selena doesn’t even enter twitter that much. She always updates from text or facebook. She doesn’t enter because she doesn’t wanna see all the hate people send her.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    This is just boring tbh. I wanna make icons for people I’m bored..anyone need one? LOL
    __

    Everybody sends daggers to me when I change my icon…

  • iSarcasticING

    Anonymous said:
    The disco and firework sex story:

    It was another night in OU. OceanUP was dead as hell, and everyone was playing confessions and telling their fake confessions to try and liven it up. Suddenly firework said “I’ve always been attracted to disco” She virtually slid over to Disco and rubbed her thigh.

    Disco being the goody two shoes she is pulled her hand away and left. She went to AD and never came back.

    The end.

    not funny. *waits for the other anon*

  • MeenuD

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    WAKA STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FANFICTION IT MAKES OU SOMEWHAT ALIVE AND FUN
    __

    It makes it look like it filled with Horny fucks -.-
    ———
    IA. You guys are so fucking horny.

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    mrsisarcasticing I know you love this

    http://justinbiebersexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

    No. I only stan Jordan, And only Jordan.

    So you can find a sex story on that.

  • Anonymous

    that disco one wasn’t too funny :/

  • Everythingyournot

    Selena doesn’t even enter twitter that much. She always updates from text or facebook. She doesn’t enter because she doesn’t wanna see all the hate people send her.
    —-
    shes been tweeting more often
    she used to go on facebook more

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    me? AD?
    FAT JOKE. snooze fest over there.

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Please let Nicki Minaj sing those lyrics.

    Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow”

  • Anonymous

    ll change my icon to eminme maybe ull take me seriously haha

    LOL, nope, wouldn’t help.
    ___
    *kanye shrug*

    What does kayne shrug mean

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • livingoutloud

    WE FINALLY HAVE MILEY CLOTHE LINE I CANADA :D

    o.O it’s been here awhile? LOL.

  • Everythingyournot

    This is just boring tbh. I wanna make icons for people I’m bored..anyone need one? LOL
    ——–
    wanna make me a funny selena one?

  • Everythingyournot

    and ppl left

  • iSarcasticING

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    This is just boring tbh. I wanna make icons for people I’m bored..anyone need one? LOL
    __

    Everybody sends daggers to me when I change my icon…

    *loads rifle* you’re not thinking on changing are you?

  • Anonymous

    Oh no !
    ———–
    I kkow shes a totallllll biittttttcccccchhhhhh

  • Anonymous

    Oh no !
    ———–
    I kkow shes a totallllll biittttttcccccchhhhhh

  • Anonymous

    What does kayne shrug mean

    shrugging like kanye west

  • Everythingyournot

    *kanye shrug*

    What does kayne shrug mean
    —–
    to me its that shrug he did after dissing taylor swift

  • Anonymous

    i miss being horny

  • iSarcasticING

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:

    mrsisarcasticing I know you love this

    http://justinbiebersexualfrustration.tumblr.com/

    No. I only stan Jordan, And only Jordan.

    So you can find a sex story on that.

    *was creeping to see your answer without me around* :D

  • Anonymous

    Selena doesn’t even enter twitter that much. She always updates from text or facebook. She doesn’t enter because she doesn’t wanna see all the hate people send her.

    dont blame her

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    Jun 17, 2011 @ 08:06 pm
    Anonymous said:
    i miss being horny

    Me too.

  • iSarcasticING

    Anonymous said:

    i miss being horny

    i’m always horny. I can’t go one day without porn.

  • Everythingyournot

    i miss being horny
    —-
    *cringes*

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    *was creeping to see your answer without me around* :D

    AWEE! JORDAN! I MISSEDD U!

  • Smooth

    (My fanfiction about Jennah and Jordan on this website:
    Jennah and Jordan were engaged in yet another fight on OceanUP. All the other members had grown bored with the fights, but obviously not Jen and Jordan.

    “YOU STUPID BITCH” Jordan said. “YOU DESERVE TO DIE” Jennah replied. The members complained and they had to move their fight over to tumblr. On tumblr, Jordan said “Go fuck yourself!” Jennah replied “How about you fuck me?” And a steamy night of virtual sex began.

    Jennah and Jordan kissed passionately, Jennah pushing Jordan onto the virtual couch. They were grinding their genitals together. Jordan got a boner with 1 inch dick. Jennah pulled off her shirt and bra, then Jordan start licking her nipples. They instantly went hard at the touch of his toungue.

    Then he kissed down to the entrance of her pussy, and started sucking on her clit. He licked the entrance and dipped his tongue in and out of her wet pussy. After, Jennah pulled down his pants and started to give Jordan a blowjob. Just as Jordan was about to blow, Jennah stopped licking him

    Jordan stuck his 1 inch dick into Jennah. She didn’t feel anything, but she faked moan for him. Then, she glued a vibrator to his dick, and turned it on. With the vibrator attached to his dick, she was actually getting pleasure from the sex.

    They had virtual sex all night long. Then they realized they had no lives and went to therapy.

  • Anonymous

    hey look it’s the smooth anon…

  • Anonymous

    *cringes*

    -puts my hand on your thigh- What’s wrong?

  • Everythingyournot

    snow white is the ugliest pricess ever. and that girl cant sing

  • Anonymous

    OH MY FUCKING GOD. THAT STORY IS SO FUNNY

  • Anonymous

    OMG. THAT ANON AT THAT STORY. OH JESUS. I CAN’T IM SORRY I CAN’T

  • Everythingyournot

    *cringes*

    -puts my hand on your thigh- What’s wrong?
    —–
    everyting

  • rockyourworld

    Hey :)

  • Everythingyournot

  • iSarcasticING

    Mrs.Isarcasticing said:

    *was creeping to see your answer without me around* :D

    AWEE! JORDAN! I MISSEDD U!

    I never see you anymore :(

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    My fanfiction about Jennah and Jordan on this website:
    Jennah and Jordan were engaged in yet another fight on OceanUP. All the other members had grown bored with the fights, but obviously not Jen and Jordan.

    “YOU STUPID BITCH” Jordan said. “YOU DESERVE TO DIE” Jennah replied. The members complained and they had to move their fight over to tumblr. On tumblr, Jordan said “Go fuck yourself!” Jennah replied “How about you fuck me?” And a steamy night of virtual sex began.

    Jennah and Jordan kissed passionately, Jennah pushing Jordan onto the virtual couch. They were grinding their genitals together. Jordan got a boner with 1 inch dick. Jennah pulled off her shirt and bra, then Jordan start licking her nipples. They instantly went hard at the touch of his toungue.

    Then he kissed down to the entrance of her pussy, and started sucking on her clit. He licked the entrance and dipped his tongue in and out of her wet pussy. After, Jennah pulled down his pants and started to give Jordan a blowjob. Just as Jordan was about to blow, Jennah stopped licking him

    Jordan stuck his 1 inch dick into Jennah. She didn’t feel anything, but she faked moan for him. Then, she glued a vibrator to his dick, and turned it on. With the vibrator attached to his dick, she was actually getting pleasure from the sex.

    They had virtual sex all night long. Then they realized they had no lives and went to therapy.

    How about No bitch.

  • Anonymous

    Selena doesn’t even enter twitter that much. She always updates from text or facebook. She doesn’t enter because she doesn’t wanna see all the hate people send her.

    —–
    she doesn’t even get that much hate in her mentions. She only gets like 1 every hour or so..

  • Everythingyournot

    Hey :)

    hello

  • Anonymous

    IM DYING. HELP ME. OMG SO FUNNNY AHHHHAHAHHA

  • Firework

    Jordan stuck his 1 inch dick into Jennah.

    lol

  • Anonymous

    everyting

    -sets you on my lap- Tell me?

  • Firework

    LMAOOOOO jennah and jordan sotry omg deadeadeadead

  • Anonymous

    I love you anon. make an account

  • Everythingyournot

    she doesn’t even get that much hate in her mentions. She only gets like 1 every hour or so..

    lol a lot more than that

  • iSarcasticING

    Smooth said:

    (My fanfiction about Jennah and Jordan on this website:
    Jennah and Jordan were engaged in yet another fight on OceanUP. All the other members had grown bored with the fights, but obviously not Jen and Jordan.

    “YOU STUPID BITCH” Jordan said. “YOU DESERVE TO DIE” Jennah replied. The members complained and they had to move their fight over to tumblr. On tumblr, Jordan said “Go fuck yourself!” Jennah replied “How about you fuck me?” And a steamy night of virtual sex began.

    Jennah and Jordan kissed passionately, Jennah pushing Jordan onto the virtual couch. They were grinding their genitals together. Jordan got a boner with 1 inch dick. Jennah pulled off her shirt and bra, then Jordan start licking her nipples. They instantly went hard at the touch of his toungue.

    Then he kissed down to the entrance of her pussy, and started sucking on her clit. He licked the entrance and dipped his tongue in and out of her wet pussy. After, Jennah pulled down his pants and started to give Jordan a blowjob. Just as Jordan was about to blow, Jennah stopped licking him

    Jordan stuck his 1 inch dick into Jennah. She didn’t feel anything, but she faked moan for him. Then, she glued a vibrator to his dick, and turned it on. With the vibrator attached to his dick, she was actually getting pleasure from the sex.

    They had virtual sex all night long. Then they realized they had no lives and went to therapy.

    oh…….my……..god

  • Anonymous

    SELENA THE LION

  • Firework

    ANON DO MORE USER STORIES OMG LOL

  • Anonymous

    OMFG THAT STORY WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • rockyourworld

    Everythingyournot said:

    Hey :)

    hello


    what’s up?

  • Mrs.Isarcasticing

    I never see you anymore :(

    Aweee.

    It’s okay hunny bunny.. I’m ALMOST done school we have the WHOLE summer!!!! YAY!