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The eagle-eyed amongst you may have spotted the hidden link in our ‘You ask, we answer’ blog post from 19 July, which took you to an interview J.K. Rowling gave in 2000. In that interview was some interesting information about a Magical Quill, located in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The Magical Quill detects the birth of a magical child & writes their name down in a large book. Every year, Professor McGonagall checks the book and sends owls to the children who are turning eleven, to inform them they have a place at Hogwarts. Each day for seven days, from 31 July to 6 August,


We will be placing a clue on the Pottermore homepage to help you locate The Magical Quill. If you find it, you’ll have chance to gain early access to Pottermore. There will be a new clue every day, and each clue will relate to a different book in the Harry Potter series.


On Day 1 the clue will relate to Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, on Day 2 the clue will relate to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, and so forth. The clues will also vary in difficulty. On Days 1-3 the clues will be harder, and on Days 4-7 the clues will be easier. To find The Magical Quill, you need to solve..

..the clue and add the answer to the end of the web address. This will lead you to a website where The Magical Quill will be located while early access places are available. The Magical Quill’s location will change every day.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    GTFO OU DON’T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT?!?!!?

  • vintagelovers

    SellyismygirlCrush said:
    WTF is pottermore? My friend was talking about what exactly do you get?
    _______________
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5DOKOt7ZF4

  • anons

    jordanING said:
    “my butt…my butt”
    “oh really”
    “no really my butt. it’s cramped can you get a pillow?”
    “so no butt?”
    “eh-no”

    Where is this from?

  • vintagelovers

    http://oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=49101&fid=330651

    saving this as my wallpaper as i type

  • Keepitreal

    What is this fuckery. I mean don’t answer that I know what it is. I just thought since FINALLY HP has come to an end they would leave it that way. SILLY LITTLE FUCKING ME>

  • jordanING

    anons said:
    jordanING said:
    “my butt…my butt”
    “oh really”
    “no really my butt. it’s cramped can you get a pillow?”
    “so no butt?”
    “eh-no”

    Where is this from?

    Friends With Benefits. that scene had me dying.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbOiN7QNTv0&feature=related
    skip to 1:14

  • emily14

    fuck! now i’m sad i cant date him :(

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    What is this fuckery. I mean don’t answer that I know what it is. I just thought since FINALLY HP has come to an end they would leave it that way. SILLY LITTLE FUCKING ME>
    __

    I’m pretty sure you are mad. So you can stay mad.

  • vintagelovers

    Keepitreal said:
    What is this fuckery. I mean don’t answer that I know what it is. I just thought since FINALLY HP has come to an end they would leave it that way. SILLY LITTLE FUCKING ME>
    _______________
    U SILLY LIL GIRL HP WILL NEVER END

  • anons

    emily14 said:

    fuck! now i’m sad i cant date him :(

    Woooow you really think a 19 year old man would date a little 14 year old girl? He would be a pedophile.

  • jordanING

    they just need to let the Harry Potter series die now.

  • vintagelovers

    so what house does everyone want to get sorted into?
    slytherin or ravenclaw pls

  • anons

    Danger-ous said:

    Mar 27, 2011 @ 08:24 pm
    Firework said:
    What in the fuck in this post. I miss old OU, badly. Now it’s an all caps hot mess.

    then leave
    ——-
    Right. I realize you probably think it’s cool to join in the brigade and gang up on someone who was around when you were still pee peeing in a plastic potty, but kindly why don’t you do what NO ONE else on the site does and don’t pre-judge.

    That’d be neat. Thanks.

    lol firework

  • Firework

    age is just a number
    and prison is just a room

  • anons

    vintagelovers said:

    so what house does everyone want to get sorted into?
    slytherin or ravenclaw pls

    Slytherin

  • Firework

    Right. I realize you probably think it’s cool to join in the brigade and gang up on someone who was around when you were still pee peeing in a plastic potty, but kindly why don’t you do what NO ONE else on the site does and don’t pre-judge.

    That’d be neat. Thanks.

    lol firework

    lmao that bitch thought she was the shit

  • vintagelovers

    jordanING said:
    they just need to let Harry Potter die now.
    ____________________
    no
    do u understand this is over a billion dollar franchise!! do you realize how many hp fans there are in the world

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I want to be sorted in Ravenclaw. Awesome hoes right thurr.

  • Keepitreal

    I’m pretty sure you are mad. So you can stay mad.

    I’m not mad. Everyone has there liking. But HOT SHIT, let it go bitches. We let MJ go. We let good qaulity music go. For the love of god, HP DIEEEEEE XD

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Disco, would you be willing to revive oubitches for this.
    ~~~

    Yes.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    Ok so everyone is here now ?

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    Harry Potter is everywhere.
    I can’t get away from it. D:

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I’m not mad. Everyone has there liking. But HOT SHIT, let it go bitches. We let MJ go. We let good qaulity music go. For the love of god, HP DIEEEEEE XD
    __

    k. I’ll give you my cookie… but I already ate it.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I don’t like Harry Potter but I feel like I would join just to see where I’m sorted into…

  • vintagelovers

    too many hp haters in this post
    bad taste gfto

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I’m trying again tonight.

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  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Cannot breathe. Omg.
    Justins peewee.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8137hZyS1qfwsts.png

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Grammar Nazi it’s funny that you don’t know how to read my previous comments on what you just said.
    —–
    I only just saw them. And you over exaggerate on how HP fans act. Some of the fans love HP a lot because it has changed their life/ inspired them. I know you haven’t read the books but it has many life lessons.

    Also, I think most of the fans don’t act like HP is Jesus. If they do, they’re most likely joking.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Is Joe’s favourite colour red?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    YES! Changing the topic;
    What are the categories you and INA cooked up Jordan?

  • anons

    Okay. Beliebers need to calm the fuck down now on tumblr/twitter. It isnt a big deal. Its not like nudes leaked

  • jordanING

    Hating on HP? No.
    Sick of everyone talking about it like its gods given creature? Then yes.
    Letting my feelings out? Double yes.
    If I offended you? Sorry.

    FLAWLESS COMMENT

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljt9kkUjPo1qe6xr2.gif

  • Firework
  • SellyismygirlCrush

    jordanING said:
    vintagelovers said:
    jordanING said:
    they just need to let Harry Potter die now.
    ____________________
    no
    do u understand this is over a billion dollar franchise!! do you realize how many hp fans there are in the world

    so what if it is a billion dollar franchise. So is Hannah Montana. The point is, you just need to let stuff go and let it end nicely before people become annoyed with it.

    _

    LOL

  • vintagelovers

    jordanING said:
    vintagelovers said:
    jordanING said:
    they just need to let Harry Potter die now.
    ____________________
    no
    do u understand this is over a billion dollar franchise!! do you realize how many hp fans there are in the world

    so what if it is a billion dollar franchise. So is Hannah Montana. The point is, you just need to let stuff go and let it end nicely before people become annoyed with it.
    ________________
    so what
    are u being serious
    this has been an on going thing since 1997, while hannah montana was what.. 4 years? lol dont even compare
    who cares what others think tho? it’s really none of your business if we still support it or not

  • anons

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Cannot breathe. Omg.
    Justins peewee.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8137hZyS1qfwsts.png

    WTF? Where is that from?

  • Keepitreal

    NickJorWhatever12 said:

    Rumor: Jelena broke up……like…..no fucking comment -___-
    —-
    As much as I wanna laugh I don’t believe it. The amount of times they “broke up” they are starting to be like ronnie and sammi from the jersey shore.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • ImNotAnnoying

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp8137hZyS1qfwsts.png

    Those are some high class panties.

  • peacelovehearts

    Fuck my life.

  • anons

    WTF hannah montana isn’t a billion dollar franchise.

  • Firework
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    WTF? Where is that from?
    ~~

    It’s real.
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp80pvpj4J1qklbg9o1_500.jpg

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Jul 31, 2011 @ 04:30 pm
    anons said:
    WTF hannah montana isn’t a billion dollar franchise.

    _____

    MTE

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Justin stuffed.
    Look at it. Don’t tell me he didn’t, cause he did.

  • vintagelovers

    NickJorWhatever12 said:
    Rumor: Jelena broke up……like…..no fucking comment -___-
    _________________
    the world would explode lol

  • jordanING

    so what
    are u being serious
    this has been an on going thing since 1997, while hannah montana was what.. 4 years? lol dont even compare
    who cares what others think tho? it’s really none of your business if we still support it or not

    i brought up HM to show how stupid it is to say money is the reason it’s legendary or FANTASTIC. HM isn’t legendary and it’s made a billion, seriously calm down. Stop treating HP like it’s the second coming of christ now.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Yep, disabled my image-text extension, rofl. I don’t want to see Justin and his panties o.o

  • ImNotAnnoying

    The first pic, I sorta believed.
    but the side view? lmfaoooo stuffed.
    Damn, he really is insecure.

  • jordanING

    anons said:
    WTF hannah montana isn’t a billion dollar franchise.

    but it is…?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Justin stuffed.
    Look at it. Don’t tell me he didn’t, cause he did.
    ~~

    Kay, so, 1- No.
    2- Did you really spend the time looking so you can bash him for his penis size too or? Rofll.

  • aimber

    I got in today the clue came live at 1:00 am for me and I got my first email at 1:09 am :D
    i’m StarFang66

  • jordanING

    ImNotAnnoying said:
    The first pic, I sorta believed.
    but the side view? lmfaoooo stuffed.
    Damn, he really is insecure.

    what are you talking about?

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Actually even the first pic looks weird as hell. Stuffed. smh.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • NickJorWhatever12
  • jordanING

    NickJorWhatever12 said:
    I want the awards details.

    that information is under confederate concentration.

  • Gearsarealwaysturning

    x:

  • Keepitreal

    Alright well i’ll be gone until tomorrow. If anything about the awards come up lemme know.

  • jordanING

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    Grammar Nazi it’s funny that you don’t know how to read my previous comments on what you just said.
    —–
    I only just saw them. And you over exaggerate on how HP fans act. Some of the fans love HP a lot because it has changed their life/ inspired them. I know you haven’t read the books but it has many life lessons.

    Also, I think most of the fans don’t act like HP is Jesus. If they do, they’re most likely joking.

    lol i’ve read 3 of them, and seen 4 of the movies. It has its parts,but it’s not something to freak out over.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    lol i’ve read 3 of them, and seen 4 of the movies. It has its parts,but it’s not something to freak out over.
    ——
    Oh, I vaguely remember you saying that you couldn’t get through the first book because it was too boring.

    Anyway, that’s your opinion. Many people love the book, learn to accept that it’s done great things for some people and even changed their life. You need to stop being so narrow minded and accept that people have different opinions.

  • jordanING

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    lol i’ve read 3 of them, and seen 4 of the movies. It has its parts,but it’s not something to freak out over.
    ——
    Oh, I vaguely remember you saying that you couldn’t get through the first book because it was too boring.

    Anyway, that’s your opinion. Many people love the book, learn to accept that it’s done great things for some people and even changed their life. You need to stop being so narrow minded and accept that people have different opinions.

    my sister left around the books because she’s a huge fan. i skimmed through 3 pages so i call that reading, k? and i’m not narrow minded i gave it a chance. U MAD?

  • Keepitreal

    Latterrr guys. And grammer he wasn’t saying not to like it or anything. he was just trying to say its overrated to him. Thats all. Night.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    Ok, I gotta go, if anything happens about the award, Jordan tell me on twitter. peace out.

  • ADarkLandIsSomewhereIBelong

    I JUST SAW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND IT SHITS ON NO STRINGS ATTACHED. IT SHITS.

    _
    But JT is in it and Mila Kunis AND Emma Stone. ‘Nuff reasons to watch it.

  • jordanING

    NickJorWhatever12 said:
    Ok, I gotta go, if anything happens about the award, Jordan tell me on twitter. peace out.

    sure thing

  • Firework

    i need a good song to listen to

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Where are the awards going to be ?

  • ADarkLandIsSomewhereIBelong

    Where are the awards going to be ?
    _
    What awards?

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    ADarkLandIsSome… said:

    I JUST SAW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND IT SHITS ON NO STRINGS ATTACHED. IT SHITS.

    _
    But JT is in it and Mila Kunis AND Emma Stone. ‘Nuff reasons to watch it.
    ===============================
    when something shits on another thing, that means it’s better.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    What awards?
    ~~

    The ou ones… ROFL.

  • jordanING

    Me and INA are still figuring out a date. Probably at the middle part of August is when the awards will be held.

  • Firework

    Me and INA are still figuring out a date. Probably at the middle part of August is when the awards will be held.

    fuck that
    ill be in school

  • ADarkLandIsSomewhereIBelong

    I JUST SAW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND IT SHITS ON NO STRINGS ATTACHED. IT SHITS.

    _
    But JT is in it and Mila Kunis AND Emma Stone. ‘Nuff reasons to watch it.
    ===============================
    when something shits on another thing, that means it’s better.
    ___
    ROFL. I just realized I didn’t read her entire comment. Ahh, the embarrassement..

  • ADarkLandIsSomewhereIBelong

    The ou ones… ROFL.
    __
    WHAT? Lmfao.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Me and INA are still figuring out a date. Probably at the middle part of August is when the awards will be held.
    ~~

    BUT WHERE hahahaha

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    WHAT? Lmfao.
    ~~

    Yeeep. hahah

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    IT’S RAINING! THANK THE LORD!

  • jordanING

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    Me and INA are still figuring out a date. Probably at the middle part of August is when the awards will be held.
    ~~

    BUT WHERE hahahaha

    oh right…. where are we gonna hold the awards ._____. here?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    my sister left around the books because she’s a huge fan. i skimmed through 3 pages so i call that reading, k? and i’m not narrow minded i gave it a chance. U MAD?
    —–
    But were being narrow minded about the subject. HP fans love the series like you love Miley.

  • jordanING

    Firework said:
    Me and INA are still figuring out a date. Probably at the middle part of August is when the awards will be held.

    fuck that
    ill be in school

    we need enough time for proper voting. :/

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I wanna watch friends with benefits.

  • jordanING

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    my sister left around the books because she’s a huge fan. i skimmed through 3 pages so i call that reading, k? and i’m not narrow minded i gave it a chance. U MAD?
    —–
    But were being narrow minded about the subject. HP fans love the series like you love Miley.

    i’m done with this conversation. Obviously you are to “narrow minded” to see my opinion also.

  • kary_redfern

    ol i’ve read 3 of them, and seen 4 of the movies. It has its parts,but it’s not something to freak out over.
    ————————————————-
    Reading 3 out of 7 books doesn’t really help much to understand the charcaters. Harry grew up, he never knew what belonging felt like until he went to Hogwarts.

    Harry Potter is a story of love, lost and death, and the characters grew during the lapse of 7 books, They aren’t God’s gift, they are a way for fans to get lost in a different world, a world in which magic is real, as well as challenges.

    The Harry Potter fans, don’t obsess over the movies, we enjoy them as what they are, an extension of the books, they are not the same.

    The twilight fans, are randy girls and old ladies, trowing themselves at ugly boys, that is a big difference.

  • thedarksunshine

    I GOT IN! :D The timing that the clue came out was crazy. It was in the middle of the night and was open for like an hour or two.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    what are you talking about?

    Justin stuffing his underwear. Look at the pics Disco posted.

  • jordanING

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp80u38VCX1qlod9yo1_500.jpg

    those pants…*dead*

  • peacelovehearts

    I’m sure Justin’s creeping right now.
    Boy, keep yo pants on.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    He even swam in his underwear. It’s not stuffed.

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    I’m guessing you guys have the pictures of Justin in his boxers…

  • abc123

    I think I just experienced my first biebergasm…

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Kay, so, 1- No.
    2- Did you really spend the time looking so you can bash him for his penis size too or? Rofll.

    I have the add-on.
    I’m not bashing him, I just think it’s hilarious that he stuffed.

  • jordanING

    why is he walking around in his underwear? O_____o bro seriously put some clothes on.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    oh right…. where are we gonna hold the awards ._____. here?
    ~~

    It would be quite hard to keep track of votes on ou…

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    i brought up HM to show how stupid it is to say money is the reason it’s legendary or FANTASTIC. HM isn’t legendary and it’s made a billion, seriously calm down. Stop treating HP like it’s the second coming of christ now.
    __

    We never said Hp was legendary because of it’s money though…?
    You don’t see how the books touched us. Or how the movies were amazing to us.
    That’s alright, you didn’t have our childhoods.. I understand.
    The books are like god’s gift to us. That’s how much we love and how we were touched by them.
    Atleast, that’s us. You can’t just expect us to drop everything HP and forget about it.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    You guys should probably create a temporary tumblr for voting btw.

  • Ashe Cyrus Jonas

    Why is it still close? :S

  • shanel

    scandal ! affair . ! tinyurl.com/3bbl3k5

  • SpreadYourWingsAndFlyAway

    I GOT IN
    I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY ASDASFGAFJA

  • gillcrist32

    What the hell is this…..

    Samantha Who Download

  • klaudia123


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    ____________________________________
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    Selena Gomez had a nasty accident after a concert:) He / She view on page 3. LINK: c.net.pl/opisy-i-cytaty . Give a link at the top of the bar.

  • Ziesha0007

    well when i watched Harry Potter movies , i purely became a fan of J.K. Rowling and really enjoyed them a lot !

  • chunjuanas

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  • Disco.Is.Dead

    why is he walking around in his underwear? O_____o bro seriously put some clothes on.
    ~~

    It’s his home O_o

  • jordanING
  • Keepitreal

    Yes. Justin would walk outside in his panty briefs stuffed with toilet paper all casual like. I love him but He is not THAT good an actor. I saw CSI. He killed it but hell nawww I can’t believe he’d be that fucking dumb to stuff his dick.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I have the add-on.
    I’m not bashing him, I just think it’s hilarious that he stuffed.
    ~~~

    Keep saying that. Rme.
    Theres always something.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • ImNotAnnoying

    Keep saying that. Rme.
    Theres always something.

    Why are you so pressed? jeez.

  • peacelovehearts

    Oh god, people on tumblr talking about “spotting the bieberconda”. I can’t even..

  • anons

    I thought the watermark said ‘UNF’

  • jordanING

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    why is he walking around in his underwear? O_____o bro seriously put some clothes on.
    ~~

    It’s his home O_o

    oh so you i guess every teen walks around in their underwear around the house?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    *scrolls past Bieber-dick related comments*

  • peacelovehearts
  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • anoncomment

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    It’s real.
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp80pvpj4J1qklbg9o1_500.jpg

    ======

    That doesn’t look in the tiniest bit natural. Gotta say stuffed, even though that’s dumb as hell

  • Keepitreal

    Okay you know what? If you are a potter fan and you bash twilight for being overrated something is wrong with you.
    You a lady gaga fan and you bash justin for being overrated? You’re dumb as fuck.
    And If one more person says on twitter rebecca black can sing I’m gonna loose my mind up in herrrrrrr.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    … well, I’m going to read. not interested in Bieber’s whatever.

  • abc123

    LOL people saying its bigger than an elephants trunk. Be realistic.

  • kary_redfern

    Okay you know what? If you are a potter fan and you bash twilight for being overrated something is wrong with you.
    ——————————————
    The difference between Harry Potter and Twilight is that Harry Potter is actually well written, while Twilight lacks imagination, as well as 3-dimensional characters.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    abc123 said:
    I think I just experienced my first biebergasm…
    ————
    What does it feel like ?

  • jordanING

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    i brought up HM to show how stupid it is to say money is the reason it’s legendary or FANTASTIC. HM isn’t legendary and it’s made a billion, seriously calm down. Stop treating HP like it’s the second coming of christ now.
    __

    We never said Hp was legendary because of it’s money though…?
    You don’t see how the books touched us. Or how the movies were amazing to us.
    That’s alright, you didn’t have our childhoods.. I understand.
    The books are like god’s gift to us. That’s how much we love and how we were touched by them.
    Atleast, that’s us. You can’t just expect us to drop everything HP and forget about it.

    lol i’m sorry but i can’t

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    oh so you i guess every teen walks around in their underwear around the house?
    ~~~

    I don’t know one person irl that doesn’t -shrugs-

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    peacelovehearts said:

    Oh god, people on tumblr talking about “spotting the bieberconda”. I can’t even..
    ===================================
    and twitter.

  • abc123

    NickJorWhatever12 said:

    abc123 said:
    I think I just experienced my first biebergasm…
    ————
    What does it feel like ?

    Screaming so loud that the neighbors can hear you.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I thought the watermark said ‘UNF’
    ~~

    Me too !

  • ImNotAnnoying

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp80pvpj4J1qklbg9o1_500.jpg

    That doesn’t look in the tiniest bit natural. Gotta say stuffed, even though that’s dumb as hell

    THIS.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Why are you so pressed? jeez.
    ~~

    Because if it’s not that he’s too skinny, or he has no body hair, then it’s that his dick is stuffed.

  • jordanING

    Keepitreal said:
    Okay you know what? If you are a potter fan and you bash twilight for being overrated something is wrong with you.
    —-
    so true

  • Firework

    justin has a dick

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    lol i’m sorry but i can’t
    __

    It’s alright. I didn’t expect you to understand.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You guys should probably create a temporary tumblr for voting btw.
    ~~

    That would make more sense

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    The amount of times I’ve watched Taylors Thanksgiving special is not okay.
    But I’ll watch it again right now..

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    WTF is pottermore? My friend was talking about what exactly do you get?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    watching it rn.
    http://www.letmewatchthis.ch/external.php?title=Friends+with+Benefits&ur
    poor quality sorry

    I’m just gonna go get the pirated version from the flee market XD

  • anons

    Where has suckmyanondick been

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Where has suckmyanondick been
    ~~

    They finally scored.

  • anons
  • ImNotAnnoying

    justin has a dick

    orly?

  • NickJorWhatever12

    oh so you i guess every teen walks around in their underwear around the house?
    ————
    Me and my friend did the other day….wasn’t a good idea.

  • jordanING

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    oh so you i guess every teen walks around in their underwear around the house?
    ~~~

    I don’t know one person irl that doesn’t -shrugs-

    i’m sorry but i don’t think walking around in your underwear is the normal thing.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Because if it’s not that he’s too skinny, or he has no body hair, then it’s that his dick is stuffed.

    I’d admit it if his dick was big, but clearly it’s stuffed.

  • jordanING

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    lol i’m sorry but i can’t
    __

    It’s alright. I didn’t expect you to understand.

    lol potter fans

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • peacelovehearts

    Timberlake ass > Bieber’s ass.
    trololol, kbye.

  • Keepitreal

    Seeing that pic of justin reminds me of that one line in that song I lik big butts that goes,” My anaconda don’t want none. Unless you’ve got buns hun.”
    XD

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    i’m sorry but i don’t think walking around in your underwear is the normal thing.
    ~~~

    It will come. Don’t worry.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    abc123 said:
    NickJorWhatever12 said:

    abc123 said:
    I think I just experienced my first biebergasm…
    ————
    What does it feel like ?

    Screaming so loud that the neighbors can hear you.
    ——-
    Screaming because of an orgasm or just because you saw the pics ?

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    jordanING said:
    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    i brought up HM to show how stupid it is to say money is the reason it’s legendary or FANTASTIC. HM isn’t legendary and it’s made a billion, seriously calm down. Stop treating HP like it’s the second coming of christ now.
    __

    We never said Hp was legendary because of it’s money though…?
    You don’t see how the books touched us. Or how the movies were amazing to us.
    That’s alright, you didn’t have our childhoods.. I understand.
    The books are like god’s gift to us. That’s how much we love and how we were touched by them.
    Atleast, that’s us. You can’t just expect us to drop everything HP and forget about it.

    lol i’m sorry but i can’t
    _

    That’s a little rude.. You don’t treasure anything from your childhood? I’m not big on HP either but it’s been around for so long i can’t really imagine It not being around. My friend is inspired by it. She is even willing to get a tattoo for it.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I’d admit it if his dick was big, but clearly it’s stuffed.
    ~~

    Kk, sure.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I’m seriously laughing at the people who think it’s real.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • jordanING

    well those pictures sure do prove that justin is insecure with himself. A breakdown can’t be far from now.

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    Keepitreal said:

    Seeing that pic of justin reminds me of that one line in that song I lik big butts that goes,” My anaconda don’t want none. Unless you’ve got buns hun.”
    XD
    ===============================
    LMAO. -dead-

  • vintagelovers

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    We never said Hp was legendary because of it’s money though…?
    You don’t see how the books touched us. Or how the movies were amazing to us.
    That’s alright, you didn’t have our childhoods.. I understand.
    The books are like god’s gift to us. That’s how much we love and how we were touched by them.
    Atleast, that’s us. You can’t just expect us to drop everything HP and forget about it.
    _____________
    omg a+ comment
    i grew up with hp but people have different opinions so whatever let them go obsessed over a scrawny 17 year old shirtless

  • abc123

    Screaming because of an orgasm or just because you saw the pics ?

    Not a real orgasm. I was just screaming because I saw the pics.

  • jordanING

    That’s a little rude.. You don’t treasure anything from your childhood? I’m not big on HP either but it’s been around for so long i can’t really imagine It not being around. My friend is inspired by it. She is even willing to get a tattoo for it.

    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.

  • anoncomment

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    I’m seriously laughing at the people who think it’s real.

    ======

    Lol not to be mean but I kind of agree.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp81enEdqH1qdq1sbo1_500.jpg
    SEAN. -DEAD-
    _

    oh he’s alive?

  • phoenixgirl02

    Yay, HP is cool, you don’t like it you don’t like it. I like it but I’m not obssessed. Percy Jackson and the Olympians is just as fantastic in my opinion. But hey, each to his (or her, sorry, gotta be PC) own. You don’t like it, go comment on something else. And J-beebs can stuff whatever the hell he wants haha I’m still not looking.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    oh he’s alive?
    ~~

    Yes…

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    SellyismygirlCrush said:

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp81enEdqH1qdq1sbo1_500.jpg
    SEAN. -DEAD-
    _

    oh he’s alive?
    ===================================
    Yeah, he’s been ok for months now.

  • vintagelovers

    jordanING said:
    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.
    ___________________
    like you never called miley miley christ? or tell people to ~bow down~ to her? calling her perfect? come on now

  • ImNotAnnoying

    well those pictures sure do prove that justin is insecure with himself. I breakdown can’t be far from now.

    ia.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    abc123 said:
    Screaming because of an orgasm or just because you saw the pics ?

    Not a real orgasm. I was just screaming because I saw the pics.
    ————-
    Oh thank god, that’s a relief, LOL

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Yeah, he’s been ok for months now.
    ~~

    He got injured a month and a half ago..

  • Psych-o.

    We never said Hp was legendary because of it’s money though…?
    You don’t see how the books touched us. Or how the movies were amazing to us.
    That’s alright, you didn’t have our childhoods.. I understand.
    The books are like god’s gift to us. That’s how much we love and how we were touched by them.
    Atleast, that’s us. You can’t just expect us to drop everything HP and forget about it.

    This.

  • Firework

    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.\

    contradicting

  • jordanING

    vintagelovers said:
    jordanING said:
    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.
    ___________________
    like you never called miley miley christ? or tell people to ~bow down~ to her? calling her perfect? come on now

    do you like not know how to take a joke/sarcasm or are these HP books just making you demented? jk but seriously.

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Yeah, he’s been ok for months now.
    ~~

    He got injured a month and a half ago..
    ====================================
    You know what I mean.

  • anons

    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.\

    HA! YOU HYPOCRITE! YOU THINK MILEY IS JESUS YOU ACT LIKE SHE’S FLAWLESS

  • anons

    Anyway… lets change the subject. No one cares about Justin bieber’s dick.

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Jul 31, 2011 @ 04:45 pm
    jordanING said:
    That’s a little rude.. You don’t treasure anything from your childhood? I’m not big on HP either but it’s been around for so long i can’t really imagine It not being around. My friend is inspired by it. She is even willing to get a tattoo for it.

    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.

    _

    Ok fair.. but hp hasnt even completely ended yet it’s still in theatre’s. Plus It this thing would be fun for new HP fans and young ones who are just being introduced to it. *shrugs*

  • phoenixgirl02

    It ain’t perfect, it ain’t flawless, and although it is a bit weird that the friend got a tattoo of it, nobody’s saying it’s like Jesus. It’s awesome and pretty damn deep for a book about wizards. So more power to JKR, she’s a genius. People are inspired by different things. Go find yours cause this sure as hell ain’t it.

  • ADarkLandIsSomewhereIBelong

    I HAVE TO FUCKING GET IN TOMORROW!

  • look at all the fucks i give.

    I tried for hours to get in, meep.

  • ADarkLandIsSomewhereIBelong

    I tried for hours to get in, meep.
    _
    I’m gonna steal your icon. x_x

  • Psych-o.

    Ah well, I’ll try again tomorrow.

  • realistgangsta

    can this shit just die already dam

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Anyway… lets change the subject. No one cares about Justin bieber’s dick.
    ~~

    I can guarantee 4/5 of my dash atm does.

  • Keepitreal

    I can’t BELIEVE we are back to the justin being insecure gonna have a meltdown soon topic again. I really can’t. Guys change it, its fucking with my head.

  • jordanING

    anons said:
    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.\

    HA! YOU HYPOCRITE! YOU THINK MILEY IS JESUS YOU ACT LIKE SHE’S FLAWLESS

    HA! YOU IDIOT! DON’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE SARCASM.

  • anons

    Jul 31, 2011 @ 04:50 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Anyway… lets change the subject. No one cares about Justin bieber’s dick.
    ~~

    I can guarantee 4/5 of my dash atm does.

    No one on OU cares.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Keep calm
    and
    escape to my taylor Tumblr.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    So basically everyone on my Twitter says Justin stuffed.

  • anons

    HA! YOU IDIOT! DON’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE SARCASM.

    YOU’RE NOT GOOD AT SARCASM THEN

  • vintagelovers

    jordanING said:
    vintagelovers said:
    jordanING said:
    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.
    ___________________
    like you never called miley miley christ? or tell people to ~bow down~ to her? calling her perfect? come on now

    do you like not know how to take a joke/sarcasm or are these HP books just making you demented? jk but seriously.
    _____________________
    LMAO you think i’m being serious when i think hp is flawless or ~my religion~
    ofc i know it’s not perfect nothing is perfect but wow

  • jordanING

    SellyismygirlCrush said:
    Jul 31, 2011 @ 04:45 pm
    jordanING said:
    That’s a little rude.. You don’t treasure anything from your childhood? I’m not big on HP either but it’s been around for so long i can’t really imagine It not being around. My friend is inspired by it. She is even willing to get a tattoo for it.

    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.

    _

    Ok fair.. but hp hasnt even completely ended yet it’s still in theatre’s. Plus It this thing would be fun for new HP fans and young ones who are just being introduced to it. *shrugs*

    *le shrug* i guess.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    I need the awards details, I’m bored.

  • anons

    How is he insecure for walking around in his underwear?

  • Keepitreal

    Whatever HP can release pottermore without no one going ape shit. But god forbid justin does it. Everyone will have shit to say about that. HP ain’t all that to me but if it is to you. Cool, I just don’t like how you guys talk about it. It really does come off as “This is the best movie everrrrrrrr!”

  • Firework

    no one has proof justin stuffed

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    1, 2011 @ 04:51 pm
    phoenixgirl02 said:
    It ain’t perfect, it ain’t flawless, and although it is a bit weird that the friend got a tattoo of it, nobody’s saying it’s like Jesus. It’s awesome and pretty damn deep for a book about wizards. So more power to JKR, she’s a genius. People are inspired by different things. Go find yours cause this sure as hell ain’t it.
    __

    How is that weird? I think it’s cute and it suits HER.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Tumblr is a mess atm.

  • jordanING

    vintagelovers said:
    jordanING said:
    vintagelovers said:
    jordanING said:
    i have a lot of things from my childhood that i’ll never forget, but i’m not gonna sit around acting like it’s jesus, perfect, flawless etc.
    ___________________
    like you never called miley miley christ? or tell people to ~bow down~ to her? calling her perfect? come on now

    do you like not know how to take a joke/sarcasm or are these HP books just making you demented? jk but seriously.
    _____________________
    LMAO you think i’m being serious when i think hp is flawless or ~my religion~
    ofc i know it’s not perfect nothing is perfect but wow

    you sure act like it. but whatever *le shrug*

  • anoncomment

    anons said:

    How is he insecure for walking around in his underwear?

    =====

    No, but if he stuffed…….

    Can you look at that picture and say that’s real? That’s not even “above average”. That’s like, 240 pound black guy dick.

  • vintagelovers

    tg i dont follow tweens tbh

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Keepitreal said:
    Whatever HP can release pottermore without no one going ape shit. But god forbid justin does it. Everyone will have shit to say about that. HP ain’t all that to me but if it is to you. Cool, I just don’t like how you guys talk about it. It really does come off as “This is the best movie everrrrrrrr!”

    _

    Um It IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! ^.-

    LOL JK

  • Gearsarealwaysturning

    I JUST SAW FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND IT SHITS ON NO STRINGS ATTACHED. IT SHITS.

  • anons

    No, but if he stuffed…….

    Can you look at that picture and say that’s real? That’s not even “above average”. That’s like, 240 pound black guy dick.

    Uhh I don’t really care about his dick.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    So… I honestly find it humouring that y’all care so much what’s in his underwear.
    ANYWAYS.
    If he did stuff or not, which I won’t bother saying otherwise because I’ll get shot down by some of you,
    Lets say he did. You are complaining he’s insecure and blahblah.
    Lets say he didn’t and happened to have a small dick, y’all would still complain and nag about how small he is.

  • jordanING

    Keepitreal said:
    Whatever HP can release pottermore without no one going ape shit. But god forbid justin does it. Everyone will have shit to say about that. HP ain’t all that to me but if it is to you. Cool, I just don’t like how you guys talk about it. It really does come off as “This is the best movie everrrrrrrr!”

    mte
    there are better books/movies out there than “OMFG HARRY POTTER <<<3333″

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Why would Justin stuff? He was just in his house, chilling in his underwear like MANY teens do. I’m pretty sure he had no clue that there was someone near taking pictures of him. :/

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Why would Justin stuff? He was just in his house, chilling in his underwear like MANY teens do. I’m pretty sure he had no clue that there was someone near taking pictures of him. :/

  • Gearsarealwaysturning

    wtf that dick cant be justins…if so…way to go selenita, way to go.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Why would Justin stuff? He was just in his house, chilling in his underwear like MANY teens do. I’m pretty sure he had no clue that there was someone near taking pictures of him. :/
    ~~~

    Mte.

  • Gearsarealwaysturning

    I dont like bieber so idgaf about his pants.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Jordan it’s funny how you call us out on praising HP when you constantly call Miley “Miley Christ”

  • jordanING

    dead post

  • Keepitreal

    Well, thats all I will say about the HP subject.

  • anons

    ok so is the OU awards thing still going on?

  • Keepitreal

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    So… I honestly find it humouring that y’all care so much what’s in his underwear.
    ANYWAYS.
    If he did stuff or not, which I won’t bother saying otherwise because I’ll get shot down by some of you,
    Lets say he did. You are complaining he’s insecure and blahblah.
    Lets say he didn’t and happened to have a small dick, y’all would still complain and nag about how small he is.

    Right, right.

  • jordanING

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    Jordan it’s funny how you call us out on praising HP when you constantly call Miley “Miley Christ”

    Grammar Nazi it’s funny that you don’t know how to read my previous comments on what you just said.

  • look at all the fucks i give.

    I’m gonna steal your icon. x_x


    I would usually kill anyone who took my icon, but because he’s so irresistible, I wont kill you.

  • vintagelovers

    I ALREADY GOT MY EMAIL :’)

    i was so happy omg

  • jordanING

    still don’t get/care for this. :p

  • BrokenArrow

    The fisrt day is closed.

  • dilemma

    everyone knew before you did oceanup
    even me who couldn’t care less about buttermore

  • jordanING

    vintagelovers said:
    jordanING said:
    they just need to let Harry Potter die now.
    ____________________
    no
    do u understand this is over a billion dollar franchise!! do you realize how many hp fans there are in the world

    so what if it is a billion dollar franchise. So is Hannah Montana. The point is, you just need to let stuff go and let it end nicely before people become annoyed with it.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Can this Justin thing like die down?
    I wish people weren’t so delusional…well his fans.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    So you think you can dance is so boring now.

  • anons

    http://www.twitlonger.com/show/c307t8

    YAYYY NEW KINGSLEY VIDEOS EVERYDAY!

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    too many hp haters in this post
    bad taste gfto
    __

    People like different things. idgaf if they like it or not.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    I want the awards details.

  • Keepitreal

    vintagelovers said:

    too many hp haters in this post
    bad taste gfto
    —-
    Hating on HP? No.
    Sick of everyone talking about it like its gods given creature? Then yes.
    Letting my feelings out? Double yes.
    If I offended you? Sorry.

  • AcidPinkLemonade

    ImNotAnnoying said:

    Can this Justin thing like die down?
    I wish people weren’t so delusional…well his fans.
    ====================================
    all of us aren’t delusional.
    I don’t really care about the pictures, tbh.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Uh… I was just wondering, about this whole voting thing here..
    Will there be a category for every fan base ?

  • anons

    Mar 27, 2011 @ 08:34 pm
    mileykicksass said:

    Is this what summer OU is like? Or crazier?

    HAHAHA.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    This is why I didn’t want to migrate here…

  • SellyismygirlCrush

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    I don’t like Harry Potter but I feel like I would join just to see where I’m sorted into…

    _

    lol same.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I’m too scared to get off my Taylor blog.
    All that’s on the other is horny beliebers….

  • NickJorWhatever12

    Rumor: Jelena broke up……like…..no fucking comment -___-