Dear Ted from E! Online: Selena Gomez?! Sneaky? Girl seems like she could be my next-door neighbor/ best friend! I know she’s dating Justin Bieber, which raises all sorts of questions, but I hope the babe isn’t into anything too slutty or dangerous.
‘Don’t worry your teeny-bobber head. Selena is hardly the wildest of the Disney darlings, and I still totally heart her despite her craftiness. Oh, and for the record, her sneaky shenanigans have nothing to do with Bieber. In fact, he probably doesn’t know!’