Bieber Mom’s Approval For Sleepover

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Justin Bieber, 17, needed to ask his Mommy Pattie Mallette for permission for a sleepover with girlfriend Selena Gomez. When Sel suggested a pajama party at her home after a late dinner at swanky Mastro’s in Beverly Hills, Justin called home and after a brief conversation told her excitedly: ‘Mom said it was okay!’

,

  • phones

    irrelevant news.

  • themilenator

    zomg that is soo romantic!!1 is he going to bring a blankie & wear his foot pajamas?!

    for a min I thought this was a bit true till I see its from the Enquirer even though I could care less.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    irrelevant news.

    Victoria Justice.

  • lovemestealmeawayy

    hahahhaa

  • phones

    ImNotAnnoying said:
    irrelevant news.

    Victoria Justice.

    Fast Life.

  • lovemestealmeawayy

    “lets make babies.”

  • lovemestealmeawayy

    not like they’ve done it before went they went on vacation together..

  • lovemestealmeawayy

    anybody realize it says published on october 3rd, 2011 on the website?? 0_o it’s not even october yet. what da

  • themilenator

    If this were true it be hilarious and actually be kinda legit..

  • anons

    lol

  • themilenator

    “lets make babies.”

    Baby Baby Baby Oooooooo

  • themilenator

    anybody realize it says published on october 3rd, 2011 on the website?? 0_o it’s not even october yet. what da
    ==

    They’re ahead in time

  • peacelovehearts

    anybody realize it says published on october 3rd, 2011 on the website?? 0_o it’s not even october yet. what da
    ==

    They’re ahead in time
    ————
    Inception.

  • phones
  • SuckMyAnonDick

    So ridiculous my gosh.

  • anons
  • pocketfullof

    lol ikr

  • SuckMyAnonDick
  • phones

    anons said:
    @jordan
    http://i.imgur.com/Ie2Jt.png

    poor quality photo. sorry. i need it for EM, or if we do “look alike week” on OU or something. And um can i see that picture of you? merp i missed it on yesterdays post.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Anons can you make me an icon?
    http://i56.tinypic.com/2qjgk2d.png

  • anons

    poor quality photo. sorry. i need it for EM, or if we do “look alike week” on OU or something. And um can i see that picture of you? merp i missed it on yesterdays post.

    Oh, okay. yeah I’ll post the pic again.

  • anons

    it’s gone

  • anons

    did you see it…

  • phones

    anons said:
    okay here it is don’t copy the link. 5 SEC PIC

    O________O DAMN.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhe6a8cHOt1qe6ylf.gif

  • thefuturemrsnickjonas

    http://i56.tinypic.com/2qjgk2d.png

    ————

    i love this pic haha

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I WANT YOU GUYS TO SEE A PIC OF MEH!

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    brb posting a pic of myself.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 02:34 pm
    SuckMyAnonDick said:
    wtf today is friday and oceanup still hasnt put up the anons.
    ————-
    It’s already been explained, multiple times.
    They didn’t even confirm anything in the first place.
    Why everyone keeps hopping on their dick.. idk.

  • IbeKpoppin4realz

    No. Back to the Future.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I’m so bored.

  • SpanishLullaby

    Fuckkk. I’ll still be working after you graduate. We only finish everything on the like 20th or something D:

    Of june?

  • joechick

    My fingers on my right hand are swollen……………………………help.
    ——
    ice it for 10 minutes if it doesn’t help then repeat it every 2 hours

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    maybe picstoburn lied, she said OU told her that anons would be back friday.
    ———-

    lol picstoburn

  • Everythingyournot

    ina stop being so fucking annoying

  • peacelovehearts

    Oh my god.. this post. -_-

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    anons were crazy as hell and they were crazy cause they couldn’t get banned or anything like that
    ——-

    that’s why its fun being an anon

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Who lives in Nunavut though? gjdfgs. That’s so cool ;o

  • ImNotAnnoying

    http://oi51.tinypic.com/ru0ent.jpg

    OMFG. This flawlessness. I cannot..

  • Everythingyournot

    anyway britney has the best body

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Of june?
    ~

    Yes

  • Meow

    What is up with Demi saying that only Kim and Selena called her in rehab…………..pretty sure she was talking about Miley when she first got out. Selena is a LEECH~

  • themilenator

    joechick said:
    anons were crazy as hell and they were crazy cause they couldn’t get banned or anything like that

    Yes they could….

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    my cousin is obsessed with justin. she tweets selena hate all the time, and in jelena pics she replaces selena’s face with hers.

  • SpanishLullaby

    Yes

    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    That’s so long, omg. I’m so glad I’m graduating. I cannot. Lol.

  • anons

    Yes they could….

    only smart anons know how to use a proxy

  • SuckMyAnonDick
  • ImNotAnnoying

    ina stop being so fucking annoying

    lol no, but you can leave.

  • Everythingyournot

    What is up with Demi saying that only Kim and Selena called her in rehab…………..pretty sure she was talking about Miley when she first got out. Selena is a LEECH~

    the fuck is a leech

  • joechick

    my cousin is obsessed with justin. she tweets selena hate all the time, and in jelena pics she replaces selena’s face with hers.
    ——
    no offense but your cousin is crazy

  • ImNotAnnoying

    anyway britney has the best body

    lmfao.

  • Everythingyournot

    a stop being so fucking annoying

    lol no, but you can leave.

    no im not going to leave because your dumbass wont stop spamming. im here to talk to people not look dumb as fuck

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    That’s so long, omg. I’m so glad I’m graduating. I cannot. Lol.
    ~

    I KNOW D:
    We have no classes starting the ~10th and we have 1-2 exams a day for a week and a half. -sigh-

  • ImNotAnnoying

    http://oi51.tinypic.com/ru0ent.jpg

    ANONS: Can you make this an icon for me.

  • Demiandmileylove

    What is up with Demi saying that only Kim and Selena called her in rehab…………..pretty sure she was talking about Miley when she first got out. Selena is a LEECH~

    -Shrugs – I never heard anything about Miley calling her but Miley did gave her a christmas present !

  • Meow

    http://oceanup.com/2008/12/jonas-brothers-sos-country-version.html

    oceanup has changed so much

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Dec 29, 2008 @ 03:36 pm
    Emily said:
    I thought that they were kidding…

    I think that might be my comment..

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    lol the reactions at the JT pic.

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    is it true last year demi dedicated catch me to selena?? a demi fan said that to me but its a romantic song, that’s weird.

  • SpanishLullaby

    If GN told everybody, no one would make confessions.

  • mileykicksass

    hiya

  • rockyourworld

    SuckMyAnonDick said:

    no shit
    ——

    All because of their relgion. So dumb.


    It’s so retarded. One of my friends is Muslim and her family isn’t like that all. She’s allowed to do pretty much anything.

  • anons

    Hahahaha well I was on here way back then and I usually went under Emily or Emily Ford. And that looks like something I would say..

    wait wut… you’re emily ford?? I REMEMBER YOU.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    did i mention she only has 1 friend in school? lawl. k done with the insults. Had to get that off of my chest tbh. And just wondering, but don’t you have people you act fake towards to not hurt their feelings?? merp
    ~

    Too much. -pushes you back- trololol
    And… No.. Not really. I try to be polite to everyone, but not fake.

  • memi trumps sel

    stares*
    ill let this one slide lol

    haha think of it this way I have selena in my icon

  • memi trumps sel

    Lol idk. All we heard was moaning and we just looked at each other like “da fuck?”

    lol

  • themilenator

    I think Gn should say who wrote every post.

    He should since it is oceanupCONFESSIONs

  • themilenator

    joechick said:
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn4k5JDzp1r33xh7o1_500.jpg

    i have a feeling this is claudia

    IDT she knows about the tumblr but whoever made that
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lme002Aha31qh12of.gif

  • themilenator

    joechick said:
    okay i am off bye

    See Ya :)

  • anons

    i remember comments i made two years ago here too

    haha, me too.

  • lovelife

    eh..

    rofl. thought so.

  • Everythingyournot

    ayn is so beautiful

    right!!! now stay away from him :)

  • -Jenii

    themilenator said:

    loganhasmyheart said:
    Please, it’s so obvious they’ve been having sex from the start :P
    What? Do you think at the sleepover they played board games? lmfaooo

    Well they must have played twister DX

    _____
    naked twister

  • Everythingyournot

    Selena didn’t give a shit about Demi until she was being released from rehab. Don’t even try to tell me Selena is a real friend to Demi.

    lol what? she called her right when she went into rehab.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • -Jenii

    Shabalabadingdong said:

    Zayn is so beautiful
    ____
    Zayn is a flawless beings in terms of looks
    (I dont know him in rl, ao I cant say much bout this personality)

  • mileykicksass

    *folds hands* Why am I not even surprised anymore?

    lol irl tho

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Do you still go to school till the 20th? like what do you do?
    ~

    You go in at whatever time your exam is at (i.e 11:30) and when you finish you can go home

  • phones

    Too much. -pushes you back- trololol
    And… No.. Not really. I try to be polite to everyone, but not fake.

    …..ok..

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I want to have a fivesome with Nick, Joe, Harry and Francisco Lachowski, Miley can join in too.

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • ImNotAnnoying

    yes beacuse if you didnt care you wouldnt waste your time commenting

    That’s like saying me listening to someone talk to me, means I care.

  • anons

    @nickjor12
    is this better?
    http://i.imgur.com/QypQi.gif

  • Everythingyournot

    haha think of it this way I have selena in my icon

    lmao true true

  • Grammar Nazi.

    THAT BITCH HAS THE SAME THEME AS ME BUT WHITE DBAKJSBDKJSABJDKASB

  • Everythingyournot

    think ill go steal some icons

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • joechick

    IDT she knows about the tumblr but whoever made that
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lme002Aha31qh12of.gif
    ——-
    I still think she creeps a lot

  • Keepitreal

    Well most people in Africa aren’t educated that they don’t even have education…
    —-
    Why the hell would having sex with a baby cure aids when you catch aids by having sex. You are just spreading the aids to a poor baby and killing the baby with your big dick compared to their little hole. You don’t need education to know when something sounds stupid.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Hahahaha well I was on here way back then and I usually went under Emily or Emily Ford. And that looks like something I would say..
    ————————

    oh hahaha

  • memi trumps sel

    Emily is a really sweet girl. She doesnt deserve to be talked about in a mean way.

  • themilenator

    **you’re

    Thank You GrammarJenii

  • -Jenii

    SuckMyAnonDick said:

    no shit
    ——

    All because of their relgion. So dumb.
    ____
    no, its because of the macho misogynistic extremists there

  • lovelife

    Selena didn’t give a shit about Demi until she was being released from rehab. Don’t even try to tell me Selena is a real friend to Demi.

    you don’t know that. stop assuming

  • phones

    lovelife said:
    eh..

    rofl. thought so.

    lol wut. i didn’t understand the question dear. your grammar messed up.

  • Everythingyournot

    only im awllowed to compliment zayn

  • Shabalabadingdong
  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • themilenator

    If GN told everybody, no one would make confessions.

    That is true

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I want to have a fivesome with Nick, Joe, Harry and Francisco Lachowski, Miley can join in too.
    ~

    I’ll take Hazza and Francisco…

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    WHO LIVES IN NUNAVUT OMG
    PLEASE TELL ME

  • Demiandmileylove
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    …..ok..
    ~

    Idgi? What?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I don’t think they’re wrong if the animals themselves do it. i mean i don’t believe that the female will get traumatized by it anyway….
    Anywho, I do think it’s wrong for humans to try and control animals and pretty much force two animals to mate… Do I make any sense? haha…
    ====
    the female doesn’t seem into it though…like she’s just standing there innocently & the fucking guy comes up & shoves his dick into her…idk..we don’t know how animals think, but it seems weird to me. & yup i agree! like when they forcibly breed purebred puppies, then sell them for thousands of dollars. it’s just wrong.

  • themilenator

    http://-oceanshore.tumblr.com/
    lol

    That actually a legit name tho….
    oceanshore

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Hahahaha well I was on here way back then and I usually went under Emily or Emily Ford. And that looks like something I would say..

    I remember when you were Emily Ford…I think I’ve seen you on Twitter before?

  • Shabalabadingdong

    hello.

  • SuckMyAnonDick
  • Grammar Nazi.

    *stares so hard and prepares gifs*

  • Meow

    Hahahaha well I was on here way back then and I usually went under Emily or Emily Ford. And that looks like something I would say..

    wait wut… you’re emily ford?? I REMEMBER YOU.

    ~~~~

    The one and only ;)

  • themilenator

    LOL soap opera XD

    I kinda agree with that

    -plays dramatic fitting music-

  • Keepitreal

    @Memi I like your icon lol

  • rockyourworld

    Alright. I’m out. Peace

  • Everythingyournot

    That’s like saying me listening to someone talk to me, means I care.

    not if you are fighting

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:02 pm
    SpanishLullaby said:
    If GN told everybody, no one would make confessions.

    reply report 

    That could be how we end it.

  • memi trumps sel

    mileykicksass said:

    hiya

    hey

  • Keepitreal

    Byyyeee joechick

  • themilenator

    Glozell was suppose to be in Joe Jonas music video..
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lroi2gHWuY1qbw5ffo1_500.jpg

  • SpanishLullaby

    hello.

    Hi! :)

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Don’t be afraid to make confessions though guys. I swear I won’t tell.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    Anonymousness said:

    shabalabadingdong…. Cool ass dream.

    yes, i know

  • Demiandmileylove

    is it true last year demi dedicated catch me to selena?? a demi fan said that to me but its a romantic song, that’s weird.

    Not that i know ;)

  • phones

    memi trumps sel said:
    Emily is a really sweet girl. She doesnt deserve to be talked about in a mean way.

    she doesn’t hunt you down 24/7.

  • memi trumps sel

    Keepitreal said:

    @Memi I like your icon lol

    thanks! Milenator is talented!

  • themilenator

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    WHO LIVES IN NUNAVUT OMG
    PLEASE TELL ME

    Isn’t that where the Eskimos live?

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Glozell was suppose to be in Joe Jonas music video..

    She was kidding.

  • anons

    hello.

    hi. hot icon

  • themilenator

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:50 pm
    mileykicksass said:
    hiya

    HEY
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls1bbcUYH81r2w2tao1_250.gif

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    It’s so retarded. One of my friends is Muslim and her family isn’t like that all. She’s allowed to do pretty much anything.
    ——————–

    Does she lives in the states? I know there’s different types of islam/variations.

  • Meow

    Hahahaha well I was on here way back then and I usually went under Emily or Emily Ford. And that looks like something I would say..

    I remember when you were Emily Ford…I think I’ve seen you on Twitter before?

    ~~~~

    Probably. I made this account because all of a sudden all of OceanUP hated me haahhaaha. And I couldn’t comment without be attacked. Then people found out I was Meow and hated me again ;) and yeah I used my name for my twitter and tumblr lolllll.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Hello, Stephany :)

  • -Jenii

    themilenator said:

    **you’re

    Thank You GrammarJenii
    ___
    haha
    ilu <3

  • mileykicksass

    I met this really cute guy in class today sldkjsad he’s new asldkjsdj

  • Everythingyournot

    AD has the wierdst icons

  • lovelife

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:04 pm
    phones said:
    lovelife said:
    eh..

    rofl. thought so.

    lol wut. i didn’t understand the question dear. your grammar messed up.

    Oh oops I meant to say ‘what would you do’

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I’ll take Hazza and Francisco…
    ——–

    Ha I knew you would

  • Keepitreal

    WAIT! OU HAS A FANPAGE ON FB? *goes on facebook*

  • lovelife

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 02:53 pm
    anons said:
    i remember comments i made two years ago here too

    haha, me too.

    Ahaha that one comment raging about how this place is a high school and shit on oceanupbitches was me like 2 years ago on anon…awk

  • Everythingyournot

    ZAYN!

  • SpanishLullaby

    Jackieh?

  • weirdo

    is it alive??

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Glozell was suppose to be in Joe Jonas music video..
    ————–

    She’s awesome.

  • themilenator

    OMG isn’t the word Shabalabadingdong from Suite Life of Zack and Cody???? LMAO

  • Grammar Nazi.

    hiya

    Sup.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I met this really cute guy in class today sldkjsad he’s new asldkjsdj
    —-
    then love him doooown

  • themilenator

    Demiandmileylove said:
    Even if i hate to say it .. I don’t think Demi and Miley are good friends like they used to be in 2010 !

    Same..

  • SpanishLullaby

    That could be how we end it.

    You don’t want the confessions?

  • Everythingyournot
  • anons

    WTF? another ou blog -___-

  • memi trumps sel

    Hey people

  • phones

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    …..ok..
    ~

    Idgi? What?

    seems like your lying tbh. We all have that person in real life/internet that we act “fake” towards to not seem mean. *shrugs* nevermind Jackie.

  • mileykicksass

    memi trumps sel said:
    mileykicksass said:

    hiya

    hey

    omg your icon lmao

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Probably. I made this account because all of a sudden all of OceanUP hated me haahhaaha. And I couldn’t comment without be attacked. Then people found out I was Meow and hated me again ;) and yeah I used my name for my twitter and tumblr lolllll.

    Yeah, I randomly found your twitter once and that your name sounded familiar. I asked you if you knew me from oceanup and you said no. lmfao.

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:05 pm
    phones said:
    memi trumps sel said:
    Emily is a really sweet girl. She doesnt deserve to be talked about in a mean way.

    she doesn’t hunt you down 24/7.

    reply report 

    I get that . But if u can’t tolerate her just don’t respond to her .

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I got turned on by the elephant porn ngl.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    no, its because of the macho misogynistic extremists there
    ———–

    But their religion has a lot to do with their laws.

  • Everythingyournot
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Watching one minutes worth of Joes webchat thing… Him and 1D? O_o

  • Keepitreal

    Milenator if you’re here, I like the icon you made for memi haha

  • Grammar Nazi.

    There is an oceanup page on facebook? LOL

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 02:56 pm
    Everythingyournot said:
    AD has the wierdst icons
    —————
    I like the cartoon penis one.

  • phones

    Oh oops I meant to say ‘what would you do’

    say thanks and move on. rofl

  • Everythingyournot

    see memi you are spreading the selena hate

  • anons

    WAIT! OU HAS A FANPAGE ON FB? *goes on facebook*

    ikr? i was gonna do the same thing.

  • themilenator

    I forgot to put the tumblr pic before I posted that comment regarding Glozell..
    I edited and put it

  • Everythingyournot

    OHHHH i wanna dance with somebody!

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *waits for jordan to make shit pop*

  • -Jenii

    mileykicksass said:

    I met this really cute guy in class today sldkjsad he’s new asldkjsdj
    ____
    this really cute guy who’s a year older smiled at me
    gdhjasdhjasd

  • Everythingyournot

    MEMI!

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscxwiuk861qf8cnbo1_500.jpg
    I MISS CHRISTMAS >:D

    i wanna reblog that

  • SuckMyAnonDick
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Isn’t that where the Eskimos live?
    ~~

    OMG ROFLLLLL

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Ahaha that one comment raging about how this place is a high school and shit on oceanupbitches was me like 2 years ago on anon…awk
    ~

    ~awkward turtle~

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:05 pm
    themilenator said:
    OMG isn’t the word Shabalabadingdong from Suite Life of Zack and Cody???? LMAO
    —————
    Yes, Prince Shabalabadingdong who wants his goat milk. No shame in knowing this.

  • memi trumps sel

    omg your icon lmao

    my thoughts exactly!

  • mileykicksass
  • JustinBieberWarrior

    I WANT ANONS BACK. i always have to hold my tongue here as a user.

  • Everythingyournot

    we should play fmk

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Jackieh?
    ~

    Ouioui? (:

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Someone here lives in Nunavut and I need to know who. I’ve always wanted to know someone from there..

  • lovelife

    Hahahaha well I was on here way back then and I usually went under Emily or Emily Ford. And that looks like something I would say..
    —-
    Dbsbgaldhska I remember you!

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    seems like your lying tbh. We all have that person in real life/internet that we act “fake” towards to not seem mean. *shrugs* nevermind Jackie.
    ~~

    But, being fakely nice to them is mean IMO… And no, I’m not lying.

  • anons

    I got turned on by the elephant porn ngl.

    Horse porn is sexier.

  • anons
  • Everythingyournot

    AD has the wierdst icons
    —————
    I like the cartoon penis one.

    havent seen that one yet…imma find it tho

  • phones

    I get that . But if u can’t tolerate her just don’t respond to her .

    she tweets me like “hey” and if i don’t respond she’s like “jordan?” and then she’s like “Jordan come TC with my friends”. it’s like 4 tweets in a row. I’m ranting, oops.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:50 pm
    -Jenii said:
    Shabalabadingdong said:

    Zayn is so beautiful
    ____
    Zayn is a flawless beings in terms of looks
    (I dont know him in rl, ao I cant say much bout this personality)
    ====
    Zayn is fucking gorgeous & his personality seems so sweet. swag without the obnoxiousness. prep without the attitude. funny, but doesn’t try too hard. *siggghhhhh*

  • Anonymousness

    OU on FB? Who goes on FB for those kinda things nowadays? wut…

  • peacelovehearts

    wait wut… you’re emily ford?? I REMEMBER YOU.

    ~~~~

    The one and only ;)
    ————–
    I remember you… kinda….
    The name most definitely sounds familiar.

  • Takes1toKno1
  • Everythingyournot

    now i want an icon of sel punching miley muhaha

  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    I met this really cute guy in class today sldkjsad he’s new asldkjsdj
    —-
    then love him doooown

    He intimidates me laskdjasjd

  • -Jenii

    I cant believe Im moping over a relationship that never even happened

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • anons

    He looks just like my first crush kjhjkhjkhkjhk

    he’s so hot

  • themilenator

    I’m really liking the McDonalds remodel they’re renovating almost every McDees to like a Starbucks style place, anyone noticed or heard about it

  • Everythingyournot

    WANT ANONS BACK. i always have to hold my tongue here as a user.

    say what you want…you are hardly on anyway

  • Everythingyournot

    why do all these damn freshamn have to be so cute!

  • Keepitreal

    memi trumps sel said:
    Keepitreal said:

    @Memi I like your icon lol

    thanks! Milenator is talented!

    I see :)

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • anons

    I WANT ANONS BACK. i always have to hold my tongue here as a user.

    Me too, but they won’t come back soon. We just have to wait.

  • peacelovehearts

    she tweets me like “hey” and if i don’t respond she’s like “jordan?” and then she’s like “Jordan come TC with my friends”. it’s like 4 tweets in a row. I’m ranting, oops.
    ————–
    Then just block her.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    jen check your messages

  • mileykicksass

    anons said:
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/OceanUP/265083863525823

    ………wut

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Be back later :)

  • phones

    seems like your lying tbh. We all have that person in real life/internet that we act “fake” towards to not seem mean. *shrugs* nevermind Jackie.
    ~~

    But, being fakely nice to them is mean IMO… And no, I’m not lying.

    mmkay. whatever you say.

  • -Jenii

    Grammar Nazi. said:

    I got turned on by the elephant porn ngl.
    _____
    only you
    horniest kid on OU

  • -Jenii

    SuckMyAnonDick said:

    no, its because of the macho misogynistic extremists there
    ———–

    But their religion has a lot to do with their laws.
    ____
    Yeah, but the extremists push it way too far

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Hey people

    hi

  • themilenator

    I’d say this site is more of a teen drama like Degrassi, 90210, Gossip Girl, etc…

    Not everyone on OU has sex with everyone, is related to everyone else, and having someone elses child like a soap lolololol

  • JelenaRocks

    lol this is funny cause how the hell they know about this xD

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    mileykicksass said:

    http://www.facebook.com/oceanUP
    —————

    smh

  • Everythingyournot

    I cant believe Im moping over a relationship that never even happened

    ????

  • SpanishLullaby
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    He looks just like my first crush kjhjkhjkhkjhk
    ~

    You know someone who looks like Francisco?….

  • -inhalelove

    WAIT! OU HAS A FANPAGE ON FB? *goes on facebook*

    MTE.

  • anons

    Be back later :)

    subway?

  • SpanishLullaby
  • themilenator

    memi trumps sel said:
    Keepitreal said:

    @Memi I like your icon lol

    thanks! Milenator is talented!

    http://i.imgur.com/a8UnR.gif

    hehe well I didn’t make the gif I found it on tumblr but I cropped and resized it to icon size

  • Grammar Nazi.

    He intimidates me laskdjasjd
    —-
    Then friend him doooown first.

  • themilenator

    memi trumps sel said:
    Hey people

    HEY!!!

  • Everythingyournot

    *DANCES*

  • memi trumps sel

    Everythingyournot said:

    see memi you are spreading the selena hate

    lol I don’t even hate Selena. I have some of her songs.

  • mileykicksass

    this really cute guy who’s a year older smiled at me
    gdhjasdhjasd

    awwww so cute lol are you a sophomore? junior?

  • peacelovehearts

    Ohhh wait, were you the one with the Kevin Jonas icon with stalker sarah in the background or…? Maybe that was another Emily.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    mmkay. whatever you say.
    ~

    Okay… -_____-
    Lololol.

  • Everythingyournot

    Zayn is fucking gorgeous & his personality seems so sweet. swag without the obnoxiousness. prep without the attitude. funny, but doesn’t try too hard. *siggghhhhh*

    stay.the.fuck.away

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Tomorrow, user Live.Love.Learn will be turning 17! Happy Birthday!
    Like · · Share · September 26 at 11:11pm

    OceanUP
    So, what’s this wedding I hear about going on December 13? Disco and Spanish Lullaby?
    This person is so cute, though

  • Everythingyournot

    why do girls have to go through so much pain

  • Shabalabadingdong

    SpanishLullaby said:

    hello.

    Hi! :)

    heyy, how are you?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Horse porn is sexier.
    —-
    Turtle porn is the sexiest. They like to take it slooooow.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    xoxogossipgirl 2.0

  • JustinBieberWarrior


    say what you want…you are hardly on anyway

    i can’t (say what i want). im much more at ease being anon.

  • Takes1toKno1

    I’d say this site is more of a teen drama like Degrassi, 90210, Gossip Girl, etc…

    it’s always the same drama tho

  • joechick

    *waits for jordan to make shit pop*
    ——
    rofl he ran away like a little girl

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • jesusofsuburbia

    ohwell

  • Everythingyournot

    im loving all this selenaness

  • mileykicksass

    I got my tongue pierced omg

  • themilenator

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    Isn’t that where the Eskimos live?
    ~~

    OMG ROFLLLLL

    I believe that’s where most of them live
    I also heard it’s a territory or something…

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    subway?
    ~

    Yes :’)

  • Shabalabadingdong

    anons said:

    hello.

    hi. hot icon

    hey, yes ty, i know

  • TeamJustice
  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Yeah, but the extremists push it way too far
    ——–

    True dat.

  • memi trumps sel

    This article is pretty funny

  • peacelovehearts

    I’d say this site is more of a teen drama like Degrassi, 90210, Gossip Girl, etc…

    Not everyone on OU has sex with everyone, is related to everyone else, and having someone elses child like a soap lolololol

    ——————–
    & Gossip Girl is like OUC.
    Nobody knows who’s talking shit about you.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    You know someone who looks like Francisco?….
    ——–

    Used to…sports guy playerd soccer.

  • anons

    DUDE THEY ARE CREEPING

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    subway?

    eat fresh

  • Everythingyournot

    anyone wanna find me a selena gif or icon

  • themilenator

    Keepitreal said:
    Milenator if you’re here, I like the icon you made for memi haha

    Haha like I said I didn’t make the animation I cropped and resized it

  • Shabalabadingdong
  • themilenator

    Anons will come back when we least expect it.

  • SpanishLullaby

    heyy, how are you?

    I’m good, I’m eating mints, lol. How are you??

  • mileykicksass

    He looks just like my first crush kjhjkhjkhkjhk

    Omg….he’d be my only crush

  • -inhalelove

    ………wut

    Oh my fucking lanta…

  • anons

    Yes :’)

    Haha, I knew it. See you later!

  • Shabalabadingdong

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Hello, Stephany :)

    hey Jackie. What’s up?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    He looks just like my first crush kjhjkhjkhkjhk
    —-
    He looks like that..? Grab that boy and run, just run with his sexy ass.

  • anons

    THEY SCREENCAPPED MY COMMENT

  • peacelovehearts

    Why do people feel the need to take information on here & go run it off to OUC within 5 seconds like it’s fucking God? -_-

  • NickJorWhatever12

    anons said:
    @nickjor12
    is this better?
    http://i.imgur.com/QypQi.gif
    ————-
    YES thank you so frikin much, I LOVE YOU <3

  • Everythingyournot

    see memi you are spreading the selena hate

    lol I don’t even hate Selena. I have some of her songs.

    sure you do *walks away slowly while eating an apple*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    HEY JULIET
    I THINK YOU’RE FINE
    YOU REALLY BLOW MY MIND

  • Everythingyournot

    say what you want…you are hardly on anyway

    i can’t (say what i want). im much more at ease being anon.

    DO IT DAMN IT

  • lovelife

    Dianna Agron is flawless…WOW

  • SpanishLullaby

    Ouioui? (:

    So I didn’t get to fully ask you all of my questions about the all girls school. Lol

  • anons

    SADJSAFKJKJ

  • jesusofsuburbia

    i’m so tired.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Used to…sports guy playerd soccer.
    ~

    <3
    Jealous~ hahah

  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    He intimidates me laskdjasjd
    —-
    Then friend him doooown first.

    He drove me home today lawl did not wanna get back on that bus

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Haha, I knew it. See you later!
    ~

    Every Friday. ;s
    Bye <3

  • -inhalelove

    I got my tongue pierced omg

    Which tumblr are you on?

  • themilenator

    WAIT! OU HAS A FANPAGE ON FB? *goes on facebook*

    There’s an official one run by oceanup lol

  • anons

    DO IT DAMN IT

    *slaps you in the face* DON’T TELL HER WHAT TO DO.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:12 pm
    lovelife said:
    Dianna Agron is flawless…WOW
    ————–
    True fax.

  • Anonymousness

    the female doesn’t seem into it though…like she’s just standing there innocently & the fucking guy comes up & shoves his dick into her…idk..we don’t know how animals think, but it seems weird to me. & yup i agree! like when they forcibly breed purebred puppies, then sell them for thousands of dollars. it’s just wrong.
    ____

    yeah, it’s strange, but maybe that’s just how females react to mating. lol i mean what are they gonna do? turn on their back and moan? they arent humans so :P
    but yeah i agree with the second part too. my friend’s mom does that. she pisses me off.

  • -inhalelove

    *stares at Dimitri & folds hands*

  • ImNotAnnoying

    i’m so tired.

    Then go to sleep.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    But like…. Joe Jonas, Pixie Lott and One Direction on one tour? I still don’t even jbfgsg.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    There is this freshman in my school that looks just like taylor lautner.

  • memi trumps sel

    well I gotta go . I have a busy weekend ahead so I have to study now for my test on monday. goodnight everyone.

  • Everythingyournot

    i havent seen OUC lately

  • Takes1toKno1

    Dianna Agron is flawless…WOW

    why is she a ‘rebel’ now? i dont watch it but i’m kinda interested in that part lolol

  • anons
  • memi trumps sel

    well I gotta go . I have a busy weekend ahead so I have to study now for my test on monday. goodnight everyone.

  • themilenator

    peacelovehearts said:
    Why do people feel the need to take information on here & go run it off to OUC within 5 seconds like it’s fucking God? -_-

    IDK.. it’s pretty stupid

  • Shabalabadingdong

    SpanishLullaby said:

    heyy, how are you?

    I’m good, I’m eating mints, lol. How are you??

    yum. i’m pretty good, i just got pissed at my little cousin who broke a nail polish i used once tho, lol i now feel bad for yelling at her :/

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    So I didn’t get to fully ask you all of my questions about the all girls school. Lol
    ~

    Oh yeah! Go ahead :)

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    lol

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    i’m worse at speaking on the internet than in real life and that is saying something.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    SpanishLullaby said:

    heyy, how are you?

    I’m good, I’m eating mints, lol. How are you??

    yum. i’m pretty good, i just got pissed at my little cousin who broke a nail polish i used once tho, lol i now feel bad for yelling at her :/

  • mileykicksass

    -inhalelove said:
    I got my tongue pierced omg

    Which tumblr are you on?

    I’m not on tumblr ._. derp

  • Grammar Nazi.

    DUDE THEY ARE CREEPING
    —-
    THEY ARE A USER?

  • jesusofsuburbia

    Then go to sleep.

    Yeah :L But I’m talking to a friend and I just don’t wanna go like ‘hey i’m going to sleep now bye’ eh

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I got my tongue pierced omg

    Had fun?

  • Keepitreal

    Are fan page is lame and an epic fail. Delete that lame shit. 10 likes I can’t even.

  • Everythingyournot

    DO IT DAMN IT

    *slaps you in the face* DON’T TELL HER WHAT TO DO.

    *punches you in the nipple* I DO WHAT I PLEASE

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    hey Jackie. What’s up?
    ~

    Nothing really, haha, yourself?

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls03aoWzRY1qbfppso1_500.png can someone make this as a icon please
    ———-

    He’s so hot. Too bad he looks like he hasn’t taken a bath in days most of the time.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • Meow

    Probably. I made this account because all of a sudden all of OceanUP hated me haahhaaha. And I couldn’t comment without be attacked. Then people found out I was Meow and hated me again ;) and yeah I used my name for my twitter and tumblr lolllll.

    Yeah, I randomly found your twitter once and that your name sounded familiar. I asked you if you knew me from oceanup and you said no. lmfao.

    ~~~~

    LOL sorry! And no I never had a Kevin Jonas icon haha :)

    And lovelife..did you have a different username?

  • themilenator

    I hate soap operas they’re so stupid and over dramatic I watched like one, one summer when I was bored I can’t believe they go on and on and on like nonstop and they’re on for years like WTF who the heck can keep up with that shit

  • -inhalelove

    He looks just like my first crush kjhjkhjkhkjhk

    UNF.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *stares at Dimitri & folds hands*
    ——
    What are you folding your hands at me for?

  • Everythingyournot

    can someone post a link to OUC..please

  • -inhalelove

    *spongebob face*

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Zayn is fucking gorgeous & his personality seems so sweet. swag without the obnoxiousness. prep without the attitude. funny, but doesn’t try too hard. *siggghhhhh*

    stay.the.fuck.away
    ===
    no

  • jilti

    At last we going to have a Jelena’s free time! I don’t hate them tho…

  • joechick

    i have a feeling anons will come back one day when it’s really dead and no one is on

  • themilenator

    @Everythingyournot

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loz72zvCkQ1qbk4apo1_500.gif

    memi wanted the icon, I don’t really hate Selena and I didn’t make the animation

  • mileykicksass

    Jenny I’m concluding what you had to say isn’t important since you ceased messaging…k

  • NickJorWhatever12

    Hellooooooo

  • Everythingyournot

    jay ashers ass need to tweet about 13RW more. does he not know that people only follow him beacuse of selena….

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Theres a guy in my school who looks like… Oh, right.
    Trololol.

  • anons

    THEY ARE A USER?

    YES

  • themilenator

    The OUC tumblr seems so successful because anon commenting is off and everyone wants to say stuff anonymously.

  • anons

    *spongebob face*

    Hey there. ;)

  • mileykicksass

    There is this freshman in my school that looks just like taylor lautner.

    the nose too or…

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Not being on an account doesn’t show all the comments right away so…
    WHO ART THOU?

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    what is ouc??

  • SpanishLullaby

    yum. i’m pretty good, i just got pissed at my little cousin who broke a nail polish i used once tho, lol i now feel bad for yelling at her :/

    Aww, I’d be mad too. Is she upset now?
    Haha

  • SpanishLullaby

    Around the 2 Girls One Cup period, there was a video of a guy having sex with a horse…..

  • Anonymousness

    troll in da house much?

  • Everythingyournot

    going on a trip to france

  • peacelovehearts

    Dianna Agron is flawless…WOW

    why is she a ‘rebel’ now? i dont watch it but i’m kinda interested in that part lolol
    ————
    She was only a “rebel” for an episode and a half. IDK, pressure i guess? Doesn’t fully explain why. Now she’s faking being regular again to get custody of Beth.

  • Keepitreal

    Haha like I said I didn’t make the animation I cropped and resized it

    —-
    I still like it lol

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    ..

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:04 pm
    joechick said:
    i have a feeling anons will come back one day when it’s really dead and no one is on

    reply report 

    Haha probably

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    He looks like that..? Grab that boy and run, just run with his sexy ass.
    ———-

    hahahaha

  • Grammar Nazi.

    This ou tumblr hasn’t even said anything interesting :/

  • jesusofsuburbia

    Btw ImNotAnnoying nice icon, did you do it yourself?

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    I got my tongue pierced omg

    Had fun?

    Yeah but I keep like looking at it ._. it didn’t even hurt

  • trishanaelopez

    this pic is of much of a joke as justin and selena

  • Everythingyournot

    NICKJORWHATEVER12!!!!!!!!!!!

  • anons

    OMG

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • mileykicksass

    They have screencaps of comments..dying bro

  • anons

    i’m worse at speaking on the internet than in real life and that is saying something.

    I agree that it was easier being anon. But not every anon comment I said was just for bad things. It’s just more free.

  • anons
  • anons

    Around the 2 Girls One Cup period, there was a video of a guy having sex with a horse…..

    Ewww I heard about that. And I think the guy died.

  • -inhalelove

    Jenny I’m concluding what you had to say isn’t important since you ceased messaging…k

    I replied but you didn’t reply back, chick!

  • xJonasXCandyx

    Oh WOW!! This is brand new information.

  • Everythingyournot

    what is ouc??

    oceanup confessions

  • peacelovehearts
  • TeamJustice

    anons said:
    @teamjustice
    http://i.imgur.com/xuuA1.png
    —————————

    Thanks Anons

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Go get ‘em tiger.

  • anons
  • Everythingyournot

    *spongebob face*

    which one?

  • memi trumps sel

    sure you do *walks away slowly while eating an apple

    I have
    tell me something I don’t know
    naturally
    off the chain
    why says
    whiplash
    bang bang bang

  • mileykicksass

    I replied but you didn’t reply back, chick!

    Ummmm how bout no…

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Btw ImNotAnnoying nice icon, did you do it yourself?

    thanks and yup.

  • phones

    lol GN you were never banned. you just have to wait a couple of minutes. lawll

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:58 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Theres a guy in my school who looks like… Oh, right.
    Trololol.
    ————————-

    lololol

  • anons
  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:05 pm
    themilenator said:
    The OUC tumblr seems so successful because anon commenting is off and everyone wants to say stuff anonymously.

    reply report 

    haha yeah

  • -inhalelove

    Hey there. ;)

    lol irl. Ohh hey, Jay.

  • mileykicksass

    Around the 2 Girls One Cup period, there was a video of a guy having sex with a horse…..

    omg

  • Anonymousness

    i saw their screencaps of two comments and there is a picture in the comment…. how is that possible? D: i wants pics in my comments D:

  • lovelife

    LOL sorry! And no I never had a Kevin Jonas icon haha :)

    And lovelife..did you have a different username?

    No I was an anon. I didn’t make an account till early this summer.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    HI GN!!!
    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscn2sxuwK1qg0ydwo2_250.gif
    ——-
    HI ANONS. It’s good to be back.

  • SpanishLullaby

    Oh yeah! Go ahead :)

    How long were you in co ed school before you went to all girls, and how different was it?

  • Keepitreal

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 05:51 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    HEY JULIET
    I THINK YOU’RE FINE
    YOU REALLY BLOW MY MIND

    That is My JAAAAMMM! *goes to listen on youtube*

  • anons

    Hellooooooo

    hi

  • SpanishLullaby
  • Live.Love.Learn.

    yeah, it’s strange, but maybe that’s just how females react to mating. lol i mean what are they gonna do? turn on their back and moan? they arent humans so :P
    but yeah i agree with the second part too. my friend’s mom does that. she pisses me off.
    ===
    lol maybe! but she should react in some kinda way & not just stand there doing nothing! & wow she’s a dog breeder?

  • Keepitreal

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 05:51 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    HEY JULIET
    I THINK YOU’RE FINE
    YOU REALLY BLOW MY MIND

    That is My JAAAAMMM! *goes to listen on youtube*

  • themilenator

    joechick said:
    i have a feeling anons will come back one day when it’s really dead and no one is on

    Then we all and everyone else should not come on for a day or a week which might force them to bring anonymous commenting back

  • Grammar Nazi.

    lol GN you were never banned. you just have to wait a couple of minutes. lawll
    —–
    I waited for 3 hours.

  • themilenator

    sure you do *walks away slowly while eating an apple*
    —-

    Y U NO eat pickle? trololol

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    That is My JAAAAMMM! *goes to listen on youtube*
    ~

    Lizzie McGuire days <3 hahah

  • memi trumps sel

    I havent checked ouc in a while

  • anons

    HI ANONS. It’s good to be back.

    We missed you. I thought you were gone forever

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:59 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Like how does someone look like this
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbb5tBzOE1qhup4ao1_500.jpg
    ————-

    He was sculpted by Zeus and sent to us.

  • -inhalelove

    Go get ‘em tiger.

    You’re dumb omgasdfkldlsg.

  • lovelife

    The OUC tumblr seems so successful because anon commenting is off and everyone wants to say stuff anonymously.

    basically.

  • Takes1toKno1

    She was only a “rebel” for an episode and a half. IDK, pressure i guess? Doesn’t fully explain why. Now she’s faking being regular again to get custody of Beth.

    oohh wow, i thought it was gonna be some degrassi shit. lol but that’s good i like her character like it is.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    I got my tongue pierced omg

    omg did it hurt?

  • anons

    i saw their screencaps of two comments and there is a picture in the comment…. how is that possible? D: i wants pics in my comments D:

    THE ADD ON
    https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/nanbapcfdoomkfoomlmiaaflmkaiiedd
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/text-to-image/

  • joechick
  • -inhalelove

    FINALLY

    Finally wut

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Yeah but I keep like looking at it ._. it didn’t even hurt
    ——-
    Did they freeze your tongue before you did it?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I reached my ask limito.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    Everythingyournot said:
    NICKJORWHATEVER12!!!!!!!!!!!
    ———–
    MORGAN, MY BABY, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

  • Shabalabadingdong

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    hey Jackie. What’s up?
    ~

    Nothing really, haha, yourself?

    nm either, i’m tired, shocker~ lol. but i’m so happy it’s finally friday

  • rockyourworld

    sick :\

  • themilenator

    memi trumps sel said:
    well I gotta go . I have a busy weekend ahead so I have to study now for my test on monday. goodnight everyone.

    Goodnight!

  • JustinBieberWarrior


    I agree that it was easier being anon. But not every anon comment I said was just for bad things. It’s just more free.

    i could say i wanted to sex justin without feeling like a freak.

  • phones

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    lol GN you were never banned. you just have to wait a couple of minutes. lawll
    —–
    I waited for 3 hours.

    i doubt it.

  • mileykicksass

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbb5tBzOE1qhup4ao1_500.jpg

    There’s no words to describe how flawless he is, it’s inhuman.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    For the 2 of view on by blog.. OPINIONS APPRECIATED? ;D

  • ImNotAnnoying
  • -inhalelove

    GN you’re dumb omg why were you banned?

  • -inhalelove

    I’m not on tumblr ._. derp

    Can you get on please? ._.

  • Anonymousness

    THE ADD ON
    __

    thank you! :D

  • joechick

    Then we all and everyone else should not come on for a day or a week which might force them to bring anonymous commenting back
    —–
    good idea

  • Grammar Nazi.

    We missed you. I thought you were gone forever
    ——-
    I thought I was going to banned for a while and I was freaking out trying to use proxys.

  • SpanishLullaby

    Ewww I heard about that. And I think the guy died.

    I think I heard that too.

  • Husky

    -Jenii said:

    Rape is a huge problem there..so fucking sad

    They have the highest incidence of child rape in the world… some countries need to feel the swift backhand of Western civilization, not going to lie.

  • anons

    i could say i wanted to sex justin without feeling like a freak.

    I’ve said many graphic sexual things on anon! But as a user I would feel like a troll. lol

  • Takes1toKno1

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:16 pm
    themilenator said:

    they go on and on and on like nonstop and they’re on for years like WTF who the heck can keep up with that shit

    http://i.imgur.com/OoH5U.gif

    that’s what i say! i don’t know how my mom does it! rotfl

  • SpanishLullaby

    BRB again, jackie answer in my inbox?

  • -inhalelove

    WHAT THE-??? OU ROLEPLAY!?!? HAHAHA

    I call being Jenny, I hear she’s hella sexy~~

  • jesusofsuburbia

    omg do they have a confession blog for you? :D:D seriously who posts that

  • themilenator

    Glee = HSM + Kidz Bop

    lolololol

    *runs away from Gleeks*
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllw64tqY81qh20iz.gif

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    How long were you in co ed school before you went to all girls, and how different was it?
    ~

    Uhm, let see… I went for about 8 or 9 years? Something like that haha.
    SO DIFFERENT. Not even going to lie. But, all girls is good different, imo. The full atmosphere and attitude of the girls is different

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    themilenator said:
    I’m really liking the McDonalds remodel they’re renovating almost every McDees to like a Starbucks style place, anyone noticed or heard about it
    ====
    yes! they just built a brand new one near my house even though there are like 2 other ones in the relative area lol

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I would love to know who writes these things.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Everythingyournot said:
    ZAYN!
    ====
    is mine xD

  • -inhalelove

    Yeah but I keep like looking at it ._. it didn’t even hurt

    omg how did it not hurt? My sister said it hurt the most out of all her piercings ’cause they use a hallow needle.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Y’ALL GON MAKE ME LOOSE MA MIND, UP IN HERE, UP IN HURR.

  • Meow

    How come I’ve never known of this OUC…………………spending the next hours reading them.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    i doubt it.
    —-
    I said that I couldn’t get on OU on OUC at around 4 and I’ve been trying to get on since.

  • Anonymousness

    Yeah but I keep like looking at it ._. it didn’t even hurt
    ___

    I think tongue piercings are cute, although i wouldnt get one myself. What kinda tongue piercing did you get? One of my friends has the “snake eyes”…its pretty cool!

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Tomorrow, user Live.Love.Learn will be turning 17! Happy Birthday!
    Like · · Share · September 26 at 11:11pm

    ====
    omg wht? who said this? & when?! thnx I guess! haha :)

  • NickJorWhatever12

    anons said:
    Hellooooooo

    hi
    ———–
    Hi anons :D

  • SpanishLullaby

    GN, are you using firefox? Safari?

  • themilenator
  • Keepitreal

    I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOOOW
    I WANNA BE YOUR ROMEOOOO

  • anons

    How come I’ve never known of this OUC…spending the next hours reading them.

    It was made a few months ago.

  • Everythingyournot

    get ready for it! get ready for it! get ready for it! i came to win!

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    BRB again, jackie answer in my inbox?
    ~

    -copies and pastes-

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    http://rpoceanup.tumblr.com/
    Wait…. This isn’t us, though. Hahaha

  • peacelovehearts

    If you click on all these old user’s accounts, it has log in dates from this month….. all of them. O_o

  • anons

    @Marissa
    is your icon supposed to be a gif? If you find me the original I can resize it so it can work.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Homecoming is tmrw & I don’t have a dress….FML. if i don’t get one tmrw morning, im not going..

  • themilenator

    I think the official OU facebook is http://www.oceanUP.com one it has 644 likes
    and another one with 168 likes which appears to be inactive

  • anons

    Hi anons :D

    Hey, I missed you!

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:21 pm
    themilenator said:
    Glee = HSM + Kidz Bop

    lolololol

    *runs away from Gleeks*
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllw64tqY81qh20iz.gif
    —————-
    It’s like HSM on crack with bitches getting preggo.
    I see nothing wrong with this.

  • -Jenii

    Husky said:

    -Jenii said:

    Rape is a huge problem there..so fucking sad

    They have the highest incidence of child rape in the world… some countries need to feel the swift backhand of Western civilization, not going to lie.
    __
    this
    But, tbh, the entire world is fucked up

  • joechick
  • Everythingyournot

    ZAYN!
    ====
    is mine xD

    -_____- we are not doing this again

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    cannot believe Disney allowed this!
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls0aw0j7IT1qelimso1_500.gif
    ——-

    -dead-

  • Anonymousness

    omg wht? who said this? & when?! thnx I guess! haha :)
    ___

    some OU page on FB
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/OceanUP/265083863525823

  • themilenator

    my add-on isn’t working WTH?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    GN, are you using firefox? Safari?
    —-
    Chrome. No server can tame for too long.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Homecoming is tmrw & I don’t have a dress….FML. if i don’t get one tmrw morning, im not going..
    ~

    :'(

    You don’t know anyone with anything?

  • peacelovehearts

    *creepin*

  • peacelovehearts

    There’s two of you guys that legitimately live like right fucking next to each other in florida… You should have an orgy.

  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    Yeah but I keep like looking at it ._. it didn’t even hurt
    ——-
    Did they freeze your tongue before you did it?

    Some kind of numbing spray lol

  • -inhalelove

    Ummmm how bout no…

    Yes, tho… Wut is the last thing you said?

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I’m hungry.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    i’m so tired you guys. had to stay after school till like 6:30pm and I only got 3 hrs of sleep last night..

  • rockyourworld

    Piercings are hot but I don’t want to get one myself.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    dying

  • memi trumps sel

    When is Justin releasing new music. Besides the Christmas album?

  • Shabalabadingdong

    SpanishLullaby said:

    Aww, I’d be mad too. Is she upset now?
    Haha

    and it was a pretty color too, but w/e. no lol , but she left my room tho haha

  • joechick

    Homecoming is tmrw & I don’t have a dress….FML. if i don’t get one tmrw morning, im not going..
    ——
    depends when it starts if it starts early then your screwed

  • Keepitreal

    There are like 50000 OU tumblr. You people need to keep your dicks in one place and stop going to other places. That’s how aids starts.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    http://i56.tinypic.com/r0yslc.gif Anons can you make this for me to fit on twitter ? boobs must be showing please :D

  • Takes1toKno1
  • -Jenii

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Like how does someone look like this
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbb5tBzOE1qhup4ao1_500.jpg
    ____
    good genes
    very very good genes

  • peacelovehearts
  • Everythingyournot

    NICKJORWHATEVER12!!!!!!!!!!!
    ———–
    MORGAN, MY BABY, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

    ive missed you too! why did you leave me heree!?!?!

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    @Marissa
    is your icon supposed to be a gif? If you find me the original I can resize it so it can work.
    ===
    yes!! omg you’re amazing! thank you! hold on, lemme find it :)

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I like tattoos over piercings, rofl.

  • Anonymousness

    my ADD on is broken -_-
    __

    yes mine didnt work.. and its green and everything…

  • joechick
  • themilenator

    It’s like HSM on crack with bitches getting preggo.
    I see nothing wrong with this.

    I can see why people like Glee but I’m just not really into it

  • emily14

    hi guys :)

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    http://bel13veinswift.tumblr.com/
    Opinions needed. -cough-

  • themilenator

    There’s two of you guys that legitimately live like right fucking next to each other in florida… You should have an orgy.

    Who?
    and two people isn’t an orgy lol

  • Everythingyournot

    you guys have like the best gifs…i shall steal them and use them for later when needed

  • Keepitreal

    SOMEONE GIVE A TOPIC THIS IS BORIIING.

  • anons

    Opinions needed. -cough-

    it looks nice but I can’t see the banner on top

  • peacelovehearts

    Emily, i use to follow you’re tumblr…
    ROFLL, idk what happened. (;
    *refollows*

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • mileykicksass

    omg how did it not hurt? My sister said it hurt the most out of all her piercings ’cause they use a hallow needle.

    I got my tongue numbed, I flinched a little but I have a high tolerance for pain when it comes to piercings and tattoos I guess :/ and is it like life or death cuz I don’t feel like getting on :l

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    some OU page on FB
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/OceanUP/265083863525823
    ===
    oh ok. thnx :)

  • lovelife

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:14 pm
    peacelovehearts said:
    There’s two of you guys that legitimately live like right fucking next to each other in florida… You should have an orgy.

    How do you know this?!?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    @anons

    http://i47.tinypic.com/nlescp.jpg

    it’s actually a jpg, not a gif. but it moves lol

  • -Jenii

    I wannt a snakebite piercing, but my parents would never let me

  • mileykicksass

    -inhalelove said:
    Ummmm how bout no…

    Yes, tho… Wut is the last thing you said?

    “Water you doing? :3″

  • peacelovehearts

    There’s two of you guys that legitimately live like right fucking next to each other in florida… You should have an orgy.

    Who?
    and two people isn’t an orgy lol
    ———–
    Deltona? Or close to there…

  • Keepitreal

    http://oceanupconfessions.tumblr.com/post/10858604869

    This is like from 2 days ago right?

  • memi trumps sel

    emily14 said:

    hi guys :)

    hey

  • themilenator

    Live.Love.Learn. said:
    yes! they just built a brand new one near my house even though there are like 2 other ones in the relative area lol

    A new one? pretty cool
    I heard they build mcdonalds and suppose to have them at a certain amount of miles away from each other

    but yeah my local one was old and they just remodeled it, they got rid of the red roof and play area and it looks pretty neat and inside looks nice they have comfy couches so its like a cool hangout spot

  • -Jenii

    joechick said:

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5j695kYC1r33xh7o1_500.jpg
    trololol
    ____
    omg.. jordan gets the best ones
    first. the kingsley one now this

  • Shabalabadingdong

    i want a piercing, i just don’t know where

  • themilenator

    Live.Love.Learn. said:
    Homecoming is tmrw & I don’t have a dress….FML. if i don’t get one tmrw morning, im not going..
    ==

    Awh :[

    Your parents aren’t gonna buy one for you? Maybe you know someone who has a dress you could wear.

  • weirdo

    :D

  • peacelovehearts

    15 people on OU confessions? GODDAMNNNN.
    Comment bitches.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    nm either, i’m tired, shocker~ lol. but i’m so happy it’s finally friday
    ~~

    Me too, hahah.
    Longest week. -_-

  • mileykicksass

    Shabalabadingdong said:
    I got my tongue pierced omg

    omg did it hurt?

    Not for me but it varies

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    it looks nice but I can’t see the banner on top
    ~

    Wat
    You can’t? ;o
    Like, you can’t see all the taylor pictures?

  • Everythingyournot

    yayyyy selena is making another video!! well yay for me atleast

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:24 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://clayt0nisg0d.tumblr.com/tagged/me
    unf
    ——————-
    “will give head for kfc.”
    ROFLL, irl.

  • themilenator

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    I like tattoos over piercings, rofl.

    Same with the exception of regular ear piercings hehe

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 06:01 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    http://bel13veinswift.tumblr.com/
    Opinions needed. -cough-
    ————–
    I like the colors. (:

  • Meow

    Emily, i use to follow you’re tumblr…
    ROFLL, idk what happened. (; *refollows*

    ~~~~

    HAHAHAAH I probably annoyed you.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    -_____- we are not doing this again
    ===
    i know. bc we already established he’s mine, so no need for further debate. i was just reminding you xD

  • rockyourworld

    My sister got a bunch of piercings when she went to college. My parents flipped lmfao

  • Anonymousness

    hi weirdo:D

  • themilenator

    Why the fuck was this on my recommendations??? DX XD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU

  • -inhalelove

    I got my tongue numbed, I flinched a little but I have a high tolerance for pain when it comes to piercings and tattoos I guess :/ and is it like life or death cuz I don’t feel like getting on :l

    Well that’s good then, chick :3 And ummmmmmmm it’s not life or death lol it can wait.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I like the colors. (:
    ~

    Thank you!

  • phones
  • Grammar Nazi.

    http://rpoceanup.tumblr.com/
    are they imitating us…

  • joechick
  • themilenator

    @Rose have you eaten anything since you got your piercing????

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    welllll if the owner of that fanpage is creeping right now, I would just like to say thank you for the birthday wish <3

  • -inhalelove

    i want a piercing, i just don’t know where

    I want a forward penna (I believe that’s how you spell it) & a nose piercing!

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    :'(

    You don’t know anyone with anything?
    =====
    :( nope my friends are either a different size than me or have way different taste lol!
    hopefully I can find something at JCPenney in the morning, cuz that’s the closest place to me. Otherwise, I just won’t go. I’d be disappointed, but it isn’t that big a deal I guess

  • peacelovehearts

    Wat
    You can’t? ;o
    Like, you can’t see all the taylor pictures?
    ————-
    I couldn’t either..
    i thought it was just my computer though.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • joechick

    Same with the exception of regular ear piercings hehe
    ———
    I would take like one tattoo’s and like bellybutton pierced anything other then that is a red flag

  • -inhalelove

    “Water you doing? :3″

    ._. Then you said something about reading omg I replied. Okay I’ll send it again.~

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:25 pm
    Shabalabadingdong said:
    i want a piercing, i just don’t know where
    ——————
    If you get a vagina piercing, you lose all feeling.

  • mileykicksass

    I think tongue piercings are cute, although i wouldnt get one myself. What kinda tongue piercing did you get? One of my friends has the “snake eyes”…its pretty cool!

    I didn’t get venoms lol I think that’s what you’re talking about

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I couldn’t either..
    i thought it was just my computer though.
    ~

    What even… Why can I see it D';

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • rockyourworld

    Keepitreal said:

    SOMEONE GIVE A TOPIC THIS IS BORIIING.

    —-
    Apparently my vag can fit 65478 bowling balls

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 06:03 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://rpoceanup.tumblr.com/
    are they imitating us…
    ————–
    Who the fuck are these irrelevant people?

  • Keepitreal

    peacelovehearts said:
    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:24 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://clayt0nisg0d.tumblr.com/tagged/me
    unf

    He looks old to have a tumblr.

  • mileykicksass

    @Rose have you eaten anything since you got your piercing????

    Nope haha eating’s gonna be a bitch for a few days

  • phones

    wait, why is that Facebook page screencapping what we say?…and how long as it been around.? O__o

  • anons

    it’s actually a jpg, not a gif. but it moves lol

    here:
    http://i.imgur.com/1ePqc.gif

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    :( nope my friends are either a different size than me or have way different taste lol!
    hopefully I can find something at JCPenney in the morning, cuz that’s the closest place to me. Otherwise, I just won’t go. I’d be disappointed, but it isn’t that big a deal I guess
    ~~

    Try D:

  • themilenator

    Oh my God -_-

  • anons

    I really missed you too, how are you ?

    I’m fine! How have you been? and here’s the icon for twitter:
    http://i.imgur.com/mVA1X.gif

  • phones

    themilenator said:
    Why the fuck was this on my recommendations??? DX XD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU
    —-

    OH MY GOD. *DELETES HISTORY*

  • joechick

    Apparently my vag can fit 65478 bowling balls
    ——-
    ROFL.DEAD

  • anons

    What even… Why can I see it D';

    it looks like this:
    http://i.imgur.com/lL11p.png

  • -Jenii

    I have White Horse playing on repeat
    God, Im so pathetic to mope over a boy like that…

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:16 pm
    themilenator said:
    I hate soap operas they’re so stupid and over dramatic I watched like one, one summer when I was bored I can’t believe they go on and on and on like nonstop and they’re on for years like WTF who the heck can keep up with that shit

    reply report 

    I watch one life to live

  • rockyourworld

    I want to get my second hole

  • mileykicksass

    What is that roleplaying shit..too many fucking novels

  • peacelovehearts

    yayyyy selena is making another video!! well yay for me atleast
    ————–
    I hope it’s another one where i can get high.

  • Keepitreal

    Anyways heeeey everyone :)

  • Anonymousness

    i have a helix piercing. did not hurt at all, honestly.

  • Keepitreal

    Mcdonald’s is fast food joint. Not a damn red lobsters, starbucks or whatever else there is. Having couches in a fast food place is dumb. No one hangs out a mcdonalds. There would be no point for a drive thru -.-. Everyone in the world fails.

  • Meow

    I miss JerseyGirl, Jonas4Canada, DEIEHDJDPWN, holy shit. AND JACKIE. THE ULTIMATE ANON.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Mmm he’s gay. I call dibs.

  • themilenator

    http://rpoceanup.tumblr.com/
    are they imitating us…

    I’ve seen that before
    I think it’s old, dead and inactive so it’s irrelevant

  • themilenator

    so PLH exactly how close do these two people live near each other?

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • mileykicksass

    Jenny nvm i’m on you can message

  • -inhalelove

    Dat RP thing…. I cannot. I feel like I’m on a reality tv show rn or something.

  • lovelife

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:18 pm
    Meow said:
    I wish I knew who any of these users are that all these confessions are about..

    #IMissOldOceanUP

    The ones about how irrelevant lovelife is would be about me…hi I’m Natalie, nice to officially meet you :)

  • Anonymousness

    jelenaww.

  • themilenator

    Nose piercing on a girl are okay too like the one Miley got in ’09

  • weirdo

    hi weirdo:D
    ===
    Hey!

  • anons

    Hi milenator, I’m glad you are commenting again.

  • themilenator

    IDK whose more attractive Jenna Marbles or iJustine o_e

  • Anonymousness

    Nope haha eating’s gonna be a bitch for a few days
    ___

    my cousin’s ex had his tongue pierced and said that his taste buds changed. lol

  • Anonymousness

    hi weirdo:D
    ===
    Hey!
    __

    What’s up! :)

  • NickJorWhatever12

    Everythingyournot said:
    NICKJORWHATEVER12!!!!!!!!!!!
    ———–
    MORGAN, MY BABY, I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

    ive missed you too! why did you leave me heree!?!?!
    ———–
    Hehehe I’m so sorry, I have school, gosh too much pressure and shit is going on in my life lately, so I just stayed sleeping all night and day that my parents thought I went into a comma LOL

  • joechick

    Totally. So obvious.
    ———
    I know right cause you guys act SO much alike

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    depends when it starts if it starts early then your screwed
    ===
    lol homecoming is at 7pm. i’m going dress shopping in the morning around 10. according to my mom, i have exactly one hour to find one, bc she has work tmrw and she has to be home quickly -___-

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    A new one? pretty cool
    I heard they build mcdonalds and suppose to have them at a certain amount of miles away from each other

    but yeah my local one was old and they just remodeled it, they got rid of the red roof and play area and it looks pretty neat and inside looks nice they have comfy couches so its like a cool hangout spot
    ====
    lol well yeah, they are a couple of miles apart, but I still don’t think that’s a big distance considering we all travel by car. & yeah, it’s brand new, but we don’t have comfy couches?!! at least not when I went on opening day. it does look rlly clean & fresh though so it’s cool

  • themilenator

    Hi milenator, I’m glad you are commenting again.

    Really? never thought I was ever missed..

  • Keepitreal

    memi trumps sel said:
    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:16 pm
    themilenator said:
    I hate soap operas they’re so stupid and over dramatic I watched like one, one summer when I was bored I can’t believe they go on and on and on like nonstop and they’re on for years like WTF who the heck can keep up with that shit

    reply report

    I watch one life to live

    Soaps are boring to me too. The only soap I’ve ever liked is passions and no one has ever heard of it but its on point.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Speaking of piercing I got spacers.

  • mileykicksass

    http://i.imgur.com/If3SM.png
    OMG JORDAN LOOK IT’S YOUUU

  • peacelovehearts

    so PLH exactly how close do these two people live near each other?
    ——————
    They’re right over each other…

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I wouldn’t get a tattoo. I feel like I would probably regret it later on.

  • Anonymousness

    is it just me or did the page get more likes 0.o

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I miss JerseyGirl, Jonas4Canada, DEIEHDJDPWN, holy shit. AND JACKIE. THE ULTIMATE ANON.
    ————–

    Interesting choice there.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Why the fuck was this on my recommendations??? DX XD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU
    ====
    omg ewe!!! scarred..

  • rockyourworld

    joechick said:

    Apparently my vag can fit 65478 bowling balls
    ——-
    ROFL.DEAD


    lol it was on ouc

  • anons

    THAT FUCKING ROLEPLAY THING DYING RN OMG

  • anons

    Really? never thought I was ever missed..

    Yes. I think you’re very funny!

  • memi trumps sel

    Ive always wanted a nose piercing but I have really sensative skin

  • themilenator

    There are like 50000 OU tumblr. You people need to keep your dicks in one place and stop going to other places. That’s how aids starts.

    LOL wonder whose gonna get infected…

  • Meow

    OMG AND ANGELA..

  • Everythingyournot

    i know ive asked this like a 937258916501 times but where do you guys get your gifs? not the ones you take for icons but like the funny ones you guys randomly post.

  • joechick

    lol homecoming is at 7pm. i’m going dress shopping in the morning around 10. according to my mom, i have exactly one hour to find one, bc she has work tmrw and she has to be home quickly -___-
    ———
    oh that sucks
    good luck

  • peacelovehearts

    Dat RP thing…. I cannot. I feel like I’m on a reality tv show rn or something.
    ————-
    *OceanShore

  • peacelovehearts

    I miss JerseyGirl, Jonas4Canada, DEIEHDJDPWN, holy shit. AND JACKIE. THE ULTIMATE ANON.
    —————-
    JerseyGirl’s banned, Jonas4Canada is a noshow, and Jackie hasn’t been on since ’10.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:29 pm
    themilenator said:
    IDK whose more attractive Jenna Marbles or iJustine o_e
    ——————
    iJustine’s voice is sexier. They both kinda look alike, it’s just that Jenna Marbles sounds like she’s hit one too many bongs.

  • rockyourworld

    I want to get a small tatoo that I can cover up if I want like a star or something

  • weirdo

    What’s up! :)
    ===
    Nothin much :D you?

  • memi trumps sel

    I saw dolphin tale it was good!

  • phones

    i’m going to kill milenator. my life is forever traumatized.

  • mileykicksass

    Speaking of piercing I got spacers.

    lol really?

  • anons

    TRGFCXBFVNVBNFGNG HAHAHAAHAH

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:23 pm
    Meow said:
    OMG AND ANGELA..
    ————-
    She ran away after the Gandalf incident.
    I really don’t blame her…

  • anons

    i know ive asked this like a 937258916501 times but where do you guys get your gifs? not the ones you take for icons but like the funny ones you guys randomly post.

    tumblr

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Awh :[

    Your parents aren’t gonna buy one for you? Maybe you know someone who has a dress you could wear.
    ===
    my mom is taking me to get one in the morning , but she’s only giving me an hour to shop. if i can find one, great. if not, in her words “too bad, so sad” lmfao

  • phones

    how do you make your internet work faster? Mine is not broken or anything, but it’s moving SO SLOW.

  • NickJorWhatever12
  • -inhalelove

    Mmm he’s gay. I call dibs.

    He’s not even attractive, imo.

  • themilenator

    mileykicksass said:
    @Rose have you eaten anything since you got your piercing????

    Nope haha eating’s gonna be a bitch for a few days

    Its easier to drink smoothies which are healthy and fill you up :)
    Unless you’ll shred like ANY food into a smoothie…

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Mcdonald’s is fast food joint. Not a damn red lobsters, starbucks or whatever else there is. Having couches in a fast food place is dumb. No one hangs out a mcdonalds. There would be no point for a drive thru -.-. Everyone in the world fails.
    ===
    McDonalds has free wifi and cheap food….i would hang out there lmfaoo

  • ImNotAnnoying
  • Grammar Nazi.

    The horse jizzed into the woman in it’s dick like flopped and it want 3 feet long.

  • Anonymousness

    memi trumps sel said:
    Ive always wanted a nose piercing but I have really sensative skin
    __

    me too
    im scared of breaking out

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 06:03 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://rpoceanup.tumblr.com/
    are they imitating us…
    ——–

    I didn’t know oceanup was so popular, dayummm.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I saw Jersey come here about three weeks ago to abuse her mod powers.

  • peacelovehearts

    i know ive asked this like a 937258916501 times but where do you guys get your gifs? not the ones you take for icons but like the funny ones you guys randomly post.
    ——————–
    Tumblr is the gif promise land.

  • rockyourworld

    1000+ comments woot woot!

  • Keepitreal

    LOL wonder whose gonna get infected…
    —-
    Seriously, all these sites.

  • anons

    I wish I knew who any of these users are that all these confessions are about..
    #IMissOldOceanUP

    Hi, I’m anons. *shakes your hand* Welcome back. I am the icon maker of oceanup.

  • memi trumps sel

    Milenator- are u gonna use that icon of Miley punching sel? If not can I borrow?

  • Keepitreal

    Apparently my vag can fit 65478 bowling balls
    —-
    Apparently no one likes me -shrugs-

  • joechick

    why does oceanup have a facebook page 0_o

  • themilenator

    I’m honestly near a city called Deltona……..

  • Anonymousness

    Why the fuck was this on my recommendations??? DX XD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU
    ___

    What the. Those guys are helping it. Wat Da Fuck.

  • joechick

    lol it was on ouc
    ——
    i know i saw it lol

  • -Jenii

    phones said:

    how do you make your internet work faster? Mine is not broken or anything, but it’s moving SO SLOW.
    ____
    change internet browser
    Firefork is shit these days, even IE is better

  • Meow

    LAUREN J, Charlotte!!!!! Ahhh memories.

  • Everythingyournot

    IDK whose more attractive Jenna Marbles or iJustine o_e

    ijustine

  • Anonymousness

    Speaking of piercing I got spacers.
    ___

    like a gauge?

  • Anonymousness

    Nothin much :D you?
    __

    just watching tv :D hahah is that still cherie i see? *squints eyes*
    firefox makes OU look pretty tiny for some reason…

  • NickJorWhatever12
  • themilenator

    Soaps are boring to me too. The only soap I’ve ever liked is passions and no one has ever heard of it but its on point.

    I’ve seen it before but only few min of it before I changed the channel
    Intro: girly female singing voice: “YOU ARE MY PASSION FOR LIIIIFE” lol

  • Grammar Nazi.

    lol really?
    —–
    Yea even though I said they were gross. But I didn’t get like the super humongous ones where you look freaky. I got one of the smallest sizes.

  • themilenator

    Live.Love.Learn. said:
    welllll if the owner of that fanpage is creeping right now, I would just like to say thank you for the birthday wish <3
    --

    How'd they know it was your B'Day?
    Unless you commented about it on this post and I didnt see it

    well Happy Birthday! :)

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Jerseygirl got banned? 0.0

  • joechick

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5j695kYC1r33xh7o1_500.jpg

    rofl i have to post this again i love it
    sorry jordan

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    sometimes i want a nose piercing, like a rlly rlly small diamond stud, but then I find it weird. Like wht happenes when your nose is full of snot…or if you get a booger caught on the stick part. gross..

  • peacelovehearts

    Mcdonald’s is fast food joint. Not a damn red lobsters, starbucks or whatever else there is. Having couches in a fast food place is dumb. No one hangs out a mcdonalds. There would be no point for a drive thru -.-. Everyone in the world fails.
    ===
    McDonalds has free wifi and cheap food….i would hang out there lmfaoo
    ————
    MTE, i love mcdonalds. xD

  • oceanUP.

    http://i.imgur.com/Poznz.gif
    Considering this to be my next icon!

  • Grammar Nazi.

    like a gauge?

    a very small gauge.

  • Keepitreal

    McDonalds has free wifi and cheap food….i would hang out there lmfaoo
    —–
    I get my food to go. If i’m with friends I get my food, sit, chill, talk then I’m finished eating then Byee. Hanging out at a greasy food spot all day..that’s so poor lol

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    LAUREN J, Charlotte!!!!! Ahhh memories.
    ——–

    lol Lauren, Charlotte was cool.

  • -Jenii
  • Anonymousness

    Apparently no one likes me -shrugs-
    __

    nahh thats not true! :)

  • themilenator

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 06:08 pm
    peacelovehearts said:
    Dat RP thing…. I cannot. I feel like I’m on a reality tv show rn or something.
    ————-
    *OceanShore

    So you made that tumblr?

  • themilenator

    anons said:
    Really? never thought I was ever missed..

    Yes. I think you’re very funny!

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj39uctml21qhfc59o1_400.gif

  • peacelovehearts

    This reminds me of my turtle sex spam…

  • themilenator

    Speaking of piercing I got spacers.

    Dumbo got spacers too

    http://i.imgur.com/7pMZi.jpg

  • -Jenii

    McDs for life <3

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:25 pm
    themilenator said:
    I’m honestly near a city called Deltona……..
    —————-
    Someone else does too…

  • Keepitreal

    memi trumps sel said:
    Milenator- are u gonna use that icon of Miley punching sel? If not can I borrow?

    Lol I wanna see that icon

  • memi trumps sel

    SuckMyAnonDick said:

    I wouldn’t get a tattoo. I feel like I would probably regret it later on.

    same

  • themilenator

    Hey weirdo did you make the OU facebook or that other new tumblr since I see you came in

  • ImNotAnnoying

    I found LaurenJ and Jerseygirls twitters………

  • Everythingyournot

    i know ive asked this like a 937258916501 times but where do you guys get your gifs? not the ones you take for icons but like the funny ones you guys randomly post.
    ——————–
    Tumblr is the gif promise land.

    so you cant get any is you dont have a tumblr?

  • rockyourworld

    I’ll probably get a tattoo on my shoulder or something

  • joechick
  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    lol really?
    —–
    Yea even though I said they were gross. But I didn’t get like the super humongous ones where you look freaky. I got one of the smallest sizes.

    I think the smalls are cute lol some girls have them in my school, did it hurt?

  • Keepitreal

    That RP OU confuses me. All those irrelevant children.

  • -Jenii

    I feel to dirty whenever I see justin & selena beach “date” pics

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:31 pm
    oceanUP. said:
    http://i.imgur.com/Poznz.gif
    Considering this to be my next icon!
    —————-
    Badass.

  • Anonymousness

    a very small gauge.
    __

    I think small gauges are cool.
    the very big ones sorta creep me out.
    Can you imagine having a really really huge one and by the time you’re 80 years old, your ear lobes are just flappin’ in the wind? oh….

  • weirdo

    just watching tv :D hahah is that still cherie i see? *squints eyes*
    firefox makes OU look pretty tiny for some reason…
    ===
    I understand I have firefox :P but yeah it is cherie :D

  • NickJorWhatever12

    anons said:
    I really missed you too, how are you ?

    I’m fine! How have you been? and here’s the icon for twitter:
    http://i.imgur.com/mVA1X.gif
    ———-
    I’ve been good :D and thank you so much :#

  • phones

    -inhalelove said:
    Mmm he’s gay. I call dibs.

    He’s not even attractive, imo.

    his body is to skinny to “show off”, and he has a lot of bruises, and his face is disproportional tbh. *files nails*….*trolls back to looking at meghan fox and zac efron*

  • joechick

    spacers are really disgusting no offense to anyone that has them

  • themilenator

    Mcdonald’s is fast food joint. Not a damn red lobsters, starbucks or whatever else there is. Having couches in a fast food place is dumb. No one hangs out a mcdonalds. There would be no point for a drive thru -.-. Everyone in the world fails.

    They’re remodeling to compete with places like Starbucks, Chipotle, and Panera and I guess they’re keeping up with the times I like the new look it’s really modern

  • Everythingyournot

    Hehehe I’m so sorry, I have school, gosh too much pressure and shit is going on in my life lately, so I just stayed sleeping all night and day that my parents thought I went into a comma LOL

    well you need to come on more. i miss you and your selena hornyness lol

  • oceanUP.

    OH MY. What do we have here?! GN – deleted one of your gifs

  • rockyourworld

    I want chocolate chip cookies..

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Does the banner work now?

    http://bel13veinswift.tumblr.com/

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:27 pm
    ImNotAnnoying said:
    I found LaurenJ and Jerseygirls twitters………

    ——————-
    Isn’t Jerseygirl 23?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    You know the horse is jizzing when you hear that farting sound.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Lately there’s been 1,000+ comments. Wohoooo!

  • peacelovehearts

    Dat RP thing…. I cannot. I feel like I’m on a reality tv show rn or something.
    ————-
    *OceanShore

    So you made that tumblr?
    ————–
    No.. i don’t even fully understand it.
    Who are these people in the icons?

  • lov2shop123

    Baby! He’s 17 not 7!!!

  • Anonymousness
  • Keepitreal

    Anonymousness said:
    Apparently no one likes me -shrugs-
    __

    nahh thats not true! :)

    I didn’t think it was lol

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    How’d they know it was your B’Day?
    Unless you commented about it on this post and I didnt see it

    well Happy Birthday! :)
    ===
    lol yeah a bunch of ppl were wishing me happy bday so I guess they saw! & it was actually Tuesday, but thank you very much!! <33

  • themilenator
  • Everythingyournot

    Milenator- are u gonna use that icon of Miley punching sel? If not can I borrow?

    heeeeey! meenie

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • anons

    Does the banner work now?

    yes

  • ImNotAnnoying

    Isn’t Jerseygirl 23?

    idk. I just know I found it a couple months ago. She RT’d one of my tweets yesterday…she didn’t know it was me and it was awkward. lmfao.

  • Keepitreal

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 05:15 pm
    joechick said:
    spacers are really disgusting no offense to anyone that has them
    —-
    Dido. Its just a big ass whole in your lobe.

  • joechick

    http://i54.tinypic.com/2pyp99s.png
    what in the actual hell

  • Everythingyournot

    hope selena got the part

  • themilenator

    i’m going to kill milenator. my life is forever traumatized.

    lol oh
    *straps on bulletproof vest and grabs shields*

  • Keepitreal

    Wait a minute..Are they roleplaying over facebook? 0_o

  • peacelovehearts

    http://1.hidemyass.com/ip-1/encoded/Oi8vb2NlYW51cGNvbmZlc3Npb25zLnR1bWJsci5jb20%3D&f=norefer

    ^I hope whoever’ using this knows it doesn’t work.. ROFLL.

  • peacelovehearts

    Tumblr is the gif promise land.

    so you cant get any is you dont have a tumblr?
    —————
    Just search “tumblr search” in google & it should come up to where you can search the site, idk. I’ve done it before though, so it is possible.

  • joechick

    I didn’t think it was lol
    ——–
    I love you, you’re hilarious

  • Anonymousness

    That RP OU confuses me. All those irrelevant children.
    ___

    same here.
    im reading it like wth is this fuckery…lol

  • anons

    You know the horse is jizzing when you hear that farting sound.

    ewwwwwww

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I think the smalls are cute lol some girls have them in my school, did it hurt?
    —–
    Not too much. Just a little.

  • weirdo

    Hey weirdo did you make the OU facebook or that other new tumblr since I see you came in
    ==
    No! I’m a lazy person! :P too lazy to do all that!

  • Meow

    I talk to Charlotte all the time.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    i want a piercing, i just don’t know where

    I want a forward penna (I believe that’s how you spell it) & a nose piercing!

    i wanted a nose piercing but my mom talked me out of it-.-

  • Anonymousness

    I didn’t think it was lol
    __

    good. ^.^

  • peacelovehearts

    Does the banner work now?

    http://bel13veinswift.tumblr.com/

    ————
    Yeah, i see it now (:

  • themilenator

    I saw dolphin tale it was good!

    Really? What’s it about?

  • Keepitreal

    I’ve seen it before but only few min of it before I changed the channel
    Intro: girly female singing voice: “YOU ARE MY PASSION FOR LIIIIFE” lol

    Lol I like it. But I think it got canceled after it switched channels cuz I can never find it on tv.

  • themilenator

    In some part in Africa and I think in remote places in South America they have large ear gauges it’s like part of their culture

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    yes
    ~

    Thank god, haha. Thank you :)

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    hope selena got the part

    what part??
    i wanted selena to get the part of snow-white instead of kristen stewart. selena’s so much prettier and likable.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    OH MY. What do we have here?! GN – deleted one of your gifs
    —–
    wut

  • Grammar Nazi.

    spacers are really disgusting no offense to anyone that has them
    ——
    Only the huge ones. The ones are got are like the same size as studs.

  • joechick

    Wait a minute..Are they roleplaying over facebook? 0_o

    yes

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:30 pm
    Meow said:
    I talk to Charlotte all the time.
    ————–
    What was her username?

  • joechick
  • Anonymousness

    In some part in Africa and I think in remote places in South America they have large ear gauges it’s like part of their culture
    __

    Yep! Every time my mom sees kids with gauges nowadays, she mentions how it looks like they’re from africa haha.

  • -inhalelove

    http://i54.tinypic.com/2pyp99s.png

    *stares* Are they…

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:29 pm
    Everythingyournot said:
    hope selena got the part

    reply report 

    What part?

  • phones

    joechick said:
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls5j695kYC1r33xh7o1_500.jpg

    rofl i have to post this again i love it
    sorry jordan

    there was no reason to post it idiot.

  • rockyourworld

    I think piercings look cool as long as you don’t go overboard with them

  • Keepitreal

    They’re remodeling to compete with places like Starbucks, Chipotle, and Panera and I guess they’re keeping up with the times I like the new look it’s really modern

    I don’t. First they change the ba-da-ba-ba-baaaa i’m lovin it in the commercials and now the red roof and play house? Whats next replacing ronald mcdonald with goofy?!

  • -inhalelove

    OH MY. What do we have here?! GN – deleted one of your gifs

    *folds hands*

  • themilenator
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    All that’s left is to change the colour of the frame around the banner picitures and then add stuff about us. -wipes forehead-

  • Everythingyournot

    ust search “tumblr search” in google & it should come up to where you can search the site, idk. I’ve done it before though, so it is possible.

    ohhh thank you :D

  • Keepitreal

    I love you, you’re hilarious

    Haha thank you

  • phones

    -Jenii said:
    phones said:

    how do you make your internet work faster? Mine is not broken or anything, but it’s moving SO SLOW.
    ____
    change internet browser
    Firefork is shit these days, even IE is better

    i’m on google chrome right now. is safari or opera better?

  • Meow

    I talk to Charlotte all the time.
    ————–
    What was her username?

    ~~~~

    Her twitter is @HiImCharlotte

  • themilenator

    memi trumps sel said:
    Milenator- are u gonna use that icon of Miley punching sel? If not can I borrow?

    No. You’re welcome to use it lol
    I’m gonna go find it and post it.

  • joechick

    Only the huge ones. The ones are got are like the same size as studs.
    ——–
    that’s fine but when there is just a whole in your ear that’s nasty

  • peacelovehearts

    ep 30, 2011 @ 06:13 pm
    joechick said:
    http://i54.tinypic.com/2pyp99s.png
    what in the actual hell
    ————–
    What does that even mean?

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:30 pm
    themilenator said:
    I saw dolphin tale it was good!

    Really? What’s it about?

    reply report 

    Its about a dolphin who got her Tail removed . I can’t say anymore without ruining it

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:32 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    You know the horse is jizzing when you hear that farting sound.
    —————
    Horses queef? Oh, how fascinating.

  • rockyourworld

    If you get gauges, can you get rid of them after? Cuz this one girl at my school got them and she was like i’m getting rid of them soon

  • joechick

    *stares* Are they…
    ——
    yes

  • JustinBieberWarrior
  • Shabalabadingdong

    nm either, i’m tired, shocker~ lol. but i’m so happy it’s finally friday
    ~~

    Me too, hahah.
    Longest week. -_-

    lol yeah, same here but yay it’s over now

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • anons

    *stares* Are they…

    are they what

  • NickJorWhatever12

    UGH damn that GIF doesn’t work stupid twitter

  • phones

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    You know the horse is jizzing when you hear that farting sound.

    STOP REMINDING US.

  • themilenator
  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I get my food to go. If i’m with friends I get my food, sit, chill, talk then I’m finished eating then Byee. Hanging out at a greasy food spot all day..that’s so poor lol
    ===
    idk wht kinda Mickey Ds you go to, but mine is rlly clean, and not the least bit greasy! The free wifi is super fast. I don’t mind hanging there for a while with my friends.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Back

  • Grammar Nazi.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpJUOFIwNc&feature=related
    i have to admit, miley looks flawless here.

  • joechick

    What does that even mean?
    ——-
    i don’t even know

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    But the worst of all time had to be Danger_ous and Saminatlanta.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    icon check…is it moving?

  • Keepitreal

    I love it girl by jason derulo. The whistling is so fucking lashsaidhsdfks

  • Keepitreal

    joechick said:
    Wait a minute..Are they roleplaying over facebook? 0_o

    yes
    —–
    ……
    ……
    ……
    What the hell is wrong with the people god created. I know we have flaws but role playing. On fucking facebook.

  • peacelovehearts

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscx68cHUg1r33xh7o1_500.jpg

    Why is this all of a sudden a controversy?
    IDGI? Nobody said anything before… good lord.
    Jumping to conclusions bitches.
    You can ask them too.

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:32 pm
    Everythingyournot said:
    Milenator- are u gonna use that icon of Miley punching sel? If not can I borrow?

    heeeeey! meenie

    reply report 

    It’s just too great of an icon to pass up. It doesn’t mean I actually want her punched!

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    My sister has a really nice tattoo. I’ve been interested ever since.
    It’s like an under boob one. It’s my brothers birth date and death date in cursive. I really like it..

  • peacelovehearts

    & No, i was the one that said they weren’t coming back Friday. Kthanks.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    peacelovehearts said:

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:25 pm
    Shabalabadingdong said:
    i want a piercing, i just don’t know where
    ——————
    If you get a vagina piercing, you lose all feeling.

    then i shall get one there

  • mileykicksass
  • Meow

    OMG DANGER_OUS.

    I can’t remember if I liked her or not. Hmmm.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:35 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpJUOFIwNc&feature=related
    i have to admit, miley looks flawless here.
    —————-
    Poor kids visiting the zoo that day…

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I saw someone with a huge ass gauge. There was a cup in it.
    Like, WHY IS THERE A CUP IN YOUR EAR

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpJUOFIwNc&feature=related
    i have to admit, miley looks flawless here.
    =====
    i fucking hate you

  • Keepitreal

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 05:21 pm
    themilenator said:
    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsc8isswW51qmrieko1_500.jpg

    LOL
    —-
    I hate that I laughed at that lol

  • phones

    where is everybody? *waits for sex joke*

  • Shabalabadingdong

    do any of you have piercings?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    If you get gauges, can you get rid of them after? Cuz this one girl at my school got them and she was like i’m getting rid of them soon
    —–
    I’m pretty sure if you get to the point where you have really big ones idk if you can go back.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I wanna be a ~mod Can mods make posts?

  • joechick

    there was no reason to post it idiot.
    ——
    the hell ? get over yourself i like it i posted it

  • rockyourworld

    themilenator said:

    OMG DX

    http://www.ezakwantu.com/Lip%20Plug%20African%2004.jpg
    —-
    wtffffff

  • anons

    where is everybody? *waits for sex joke*

    having sex?

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • themilenator

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://www.ezakwantu.com/Lip%20Plug%20African%2004.jpg

    He must give great head.

    ._______.

    Wow if they take the thing out his partner could get wrapper in his lips literally o__e

  • -Jenii

    OUC confessions bitches stay pressed

  • Everythingyournot

    but wait then i have to go throught tinypic and all other crap just to post a link you guys do it so fast

  • NickJorWhatever12

    Everythingyournot said:
    Hehehe I’m so sorry, I have school, gosh too much pressure and shit is going on in my life lately, so I just stayed sleeping all night and day that my parents thought I went into a comma LOL

    well you need to come on more. i miss you and your selena hornyness lol
    ———-
    Hahaha my Selena hornieness has been all over twitter lately

  • memi trumps sel

    No. You’re welcome to use it lol
    I’m gonna go find it and post it.

    thanks!!!!

  • joechick

    I saw someone with a huge ass gauge. There was a cup in it.
    Like, WHY IS THERE A CUP IN YOUR EAR
    ———–
    One kid at school had glow sticks in his ear

  • anons

    I wanna be a ~mod Can mods make posts?

    Only the OU admins can make posts. I think.

  • themilenator

    oh uh OU is hurrr o___o
    haha
    *hides drugs*

    ohhaithere

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 05:21 pm
    rockyourworld said:

    If you get gauges, can you get rid of them after? Cuz this one girl at my school got them and she was like i’m getting rid of them soon

    if they are very small they grow back. my best friend had them but than she came to her senses. If they’re big you have to get surgery to fix it.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Only the OU admins can make posts. I think.
    ——-

    I remember a while back Jersey saying that she could make posts. trololol

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:36 pm
    Shabalabadingdong said:
    do any of you have piercings?
    —————
    Ears & bellybutton… “tis all.
    I kinda want my tragus pierced though.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    if they are very small they grow back. my best friend had them but than she came to her senses. If they’re big you have to get surgery to fix it.
    —-
    I figured, because it would be like a huge hole in your ear.

  • anons

    @nickjor12
    try this one:
    http://i.imgur.com/BB3tX.gif

  • phones

    ELEPHANT SEX. OMG GOD BLESS.

  • themilenator

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    My sister has a really nice tattoo. I’ve been interested ever since.
    It’s like an under boob one. It’s my brothers birth date and death date in cursive. I really like it..

    Aww :[

  • themilenator

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscx68cHUg1r33xh7o1_500.jpg

    Why is this all of a sudden a controversy?
    IDGI? Nobody said anything before… good lord.
    Jumping to conclusions bitches.
    You can ask them too.

    LOL controversy. only here happening in the oceanup world
    &This is oceanup(hollywood) user(celeb) news!!

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • Keepitreal

    In africa I once saw on tv that when girls get boobs too fast they use like some type of iron bar and heat it in fire are press it down on their breasts. And they sow up the vajajays.

  • peacelovehearts

    I remember a while back Jersey saying that she could make posts. trololol

    —————-
    ROFLL, no.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpJUOFIwNc&feature=related
    i have to admit, miley looks flawless here.

    i saw the title and closed it immediately before i even saw what it was

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    One kid at school had glow sticks in his ear
    ~

    Cringe.

  • themilenator

    rfrsh

  • themilenator

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYpJUOFIwNc&feature=related
    i have to admit, miley looks flawless here.

    Miley who? -_e

  • joechick

    In africa I once saw on tv that when girls get boobs too fast they use like some type of iron bar and heat it in fire are press it down on their breasts. And they sow up the vajajays
    ——-
    oh my god

  • themilenator

    it died…

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Back

  • themilenator

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    I saw someone with a huge ass gauge. There was a cup in it.
    Like, WHY IS THERE A CUP IN YOUR EAR

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsixhgBRM1qadzcw.gif
    That’s disturbing…

  • peacelovehearts

    LOL controversy. only here happening in the oceanup world
    &This is oceanup(hollywood) user(celeb) news!!
    ——————–
    It only started for what, the past couple weeks? smh.

  • anons

    HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I SAW THE HORSE VIDEO AND HEARD THE FARTING SOUND IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Aww :[
    ~

    It’s okay

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Yummy my food was good.

  • rockyourworld

    If you get gauges, can you get rid of them after? Cuz this one girl at my school got them and she was like i’m getting rid of them soon

    if they are very small they grow back. my best friend had them but than she came to her senses. If they’re big you have to get surgery to fix it.


    lol who would want a ginormous hole in their ear. like honestly, what is so attractive about that? lmao

  • lovelife

    so…

  • themilenator

    You know the horse is jizzing when you hear that farting sound.

    Perhaps how Trace was made….

  • memi trumps sel

    I figured, because it would be like a huge hole in your ear

    it was funny though cause she had been talking about getting her holes bigger. She just all the sudden changed her mind.

  • phones

    every picture updated on OUC is from my tumblr. O____O WAT.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    these animal sex videos are so disturbing. it’s like rape. the douche-bag male just randomly sticks his fucking dick in the poor female, and she does nothing O.o

  • Grammar Nazi.

    In africa I once saw on tv that when girls get boobs too fast they use like some type of iron bar and heat it in fire are press it down on their breasts. And they sow up the vajajays.
    —-
    I heard the cut the vagina in some other places as well. And in some tribes they walk around shirtless all day….. That would suck to get a heated up bar on your vagina tho.

  • peacelovehearts

    Elephant’s dicks look like a 5th foot.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Rolling in the deeeeeeeeeeep we could it had it allllllllllllll

  • peacelovehearts

    Everyone’s creepin OUC & not commenting.. pshh.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    peacelovehearts said:

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:36 pm
    Shabalabadingdong said:
    do any of you have piercings?
    —————
    Ears & bellybutton… “tis all.
    I kinda want my tragus pierced though.

    yeeees, i’m thinking of getting my tragus pierced too

  • themilenator

    One kid at school had glow sticks in his ear

    ==

    Well least he won’t get lost in the dark…

  • memi trumps sel

    Lala

  • Everythingyournot
  • memi trumps sel

    lol who would want a ginormous hole in their ear. like honestly, what is so attractive about that? lmao

    lol at my old job some customers would come in who had huge holes in their ears and it was honestly distracting.

  • Keepitreal

    I..I never knew how big..horses umm *faints*

  • Shabalabadingdong

    i had a dream last night, it was hilarious and at the same time horrible:

    there was some Justin Timberlake concert showing on tv and in a shot they showed Selena and Liam and the rest of 1D singing along/jumping/ etc except Harry, then it showed some Justin T for a bit and went back to Selena and 1D and Selena pulled Harry from behind him and kissed him (horrible part tbqh) Selena was with Justin B. at that time and supposely they didn’t know they were being filmed. Hours later she was with Justin B. before a concert of his and she was acting normal. He already knew about it and started yelling at her and stuff, and walked over to a balcony and threw out her contract for a world tour he had helped her sign and told her “see Selena, I have millions of people pulling me back up, but you have nothing” and then i woke up. cool story bro.

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:43 pm
    phones said:
    every picture updated on OUC is from my tumblr. O____O WAT.
    ————-
    swag.

  • themilenator

    Wonder if that horse in that video is Trace’s real father…

  • mileykicksass

    *stares blankly at comments*

  • phones

    except for the ones on “mother marry” and lilly collins.

  • Everythingyournot

    YAY I DID IT!

  • themilenator

    Selena’s album debuted at #4 selling 78,000
    CBT debuted at #3 selling 102,000 I’m JS….

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    soooo does this mean Trace has a big…..or? O.o

  • -Jenii

    Im so disgusted and horrified by what they do in Africa.. They cut the girls clit off after they reach a certain age

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/308246_107020276069532_100002846812428_34111_462267_n.jpg

    all these fakes of shay misuraca and ryan butler i added on facebook have pictures i had never seen.

  • -inhalelove

    Dimi, check your messages, bro.

  • memi trumps sel

    Well least he won’t get lost in the dark…

    LOL

  • phones

    wait, GN is banned?

  • peacelovehearts

    Ears & bellybutton… “tis all.
    I kinda want my tragus pierced though.

    yeeees, i’m thinking of getting my tragus pierced too
    ————-
    I think they look really cool. My friend has one, I just got kinda scared after she told me that you can hear your ear crunching during the process.. O_o

  • themilenator

    I heard the cut the vagina in some other places as well. And in some tribes they walk around shirtless all day….. That would suck to get a heated up bar on your vagina tho.

    The shirtless thing doesn’t sound like a big deal since there’s some tribes in remote area that are nudists….

  • ceeeral

    OMG! LIKE THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER :DD
    i joke.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    these animal sex videos are so disturbing. it’s like rape. the douche-bag male just randomly sticks his fucking dick in the poor female, and she does nothing O.o
    —-
    She can move away if she didn’t like it.

  • rockyourworld

    lol who would want a ginormous hole in their ear. like honestly, what is so attractive about that? lmao

    lol at my old job some customers would come in who had huge holes in their ears and it was honestly distracting.

    —-
    lol ikr? that all you can see lol

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:45 pm
    themilenator said:
    Selena’s album debuted at #4 selling 78,000
    CBT debuted at #3 selling 102,000 I’m JS….

    reply report 

    It goes Miley, Demi, Selena if u go by first week sales.

  • phones

    joechick said:
    there was no reason to post it idiot.
    ——
    the hell ? get over yourself i like it i posted it

    pathetic waste of space. leave.

  • mileykicksass

    Im so disgusted and horrified by what they do in Africa.. They cut the girls clit off after they reach a certain age

    D:

  • peacelovehearts

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:47 pm
    phones said:
    wait, GN is banned?
    ————-
    No.

  • -inhalelove
  • Keepitreal

    I heard the cut the vagina in some other places as well. And in some tribes they walk around shirtless all day….. That would suck to get a heated up bar on your vagina tho.

    —-
    Man they do some shit up in africa.

  • lovelife

    Selena’s album debuted at #4 selling 78,000
    CBT debuted at #3 selling 102,000 I’m JS….

    Oh god not again -hides-

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    So fuckin’ gross……..

  • rockyourworld

    Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive. smh.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    -looks at my tumblr-
    Well, the OUC are defs not from mine…

  • themilenator

    So does elephant jizz come out of their trunks? LOLOLOLOLOL

  • memi trumps sel

    lol ikr? that all you can see lol

    lol I couldnt help but be rude and stare

  • phones

    themilenator said:
    Selena’s album debuted at #4 selling 78,000
    CBT debuted at #3 selling 102,000 I’m JS….

    Unbroken debuted at #4 selling 96,000 copies…. *never not praise miley shrine*

  • Keepitreal

    themilenator said:
    You know the horse is jizzing when you hear that farting sound.

    Perhaps how Trace was made….
    —-
    XD

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • phones

    .

  • -inhalelove

    soooo does this mean Trace has a big…..or? O.o

    omg

  • Husky

    Keepitreal said:
    In africa I once saw on tv that when girls get boobs too fast they use like some type of iron bar and heat it in fire are press it down on their breasts. And they sow up the vajajays.

    Female genital mutilation is a serious problem in third world countries.. I hate hearing stories about that.

    There’s also a widely believed myth in South Africa that infant rape can cure AIDs. Crying.

  • phones

    peacelovehearts said:
    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:47 pm
    phones said:
    wait, GN is banned?
    ————-
    No.

    it says so on OUC.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    TURNN AROUNDDD BRIGHT EYESSS

  • -Jenii
  • themilenator

    lovelife said:
    Selena’s album debuted at #4 selling 78,000
    CBT debuted at #3 selling 102,000 I’m JS….

    Oh god not again -hides-

    Again? Huh I must’ve missed alot here

  • -Jenii

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    these animal sex videos are so disturbing. it’s like rape. the douche-bag male just randomly sticks his fucking dick in the poor female, and she does nothing O.o
    ____
    we once saw a turtle rape video in grade 8 science class
    the girl turtle tried to get away, but the guy one caught up and butt-raped her

    still mad that the teacher didnt do shit.. she was fucking recording it

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    i usually don’t approve of earrings on guys AT ALL, but they work so well for him

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-xQWDTOaTTvs/Tk92JE-9ZPI/AAAAAAAAAew/O5klFBgwJkU/s1600/Zayn-Malik-Red.jpg

  • peacelovehearts

    http://oceanupconfessions.tumblr.com/post/10863346384/gn-if-youre-using-the-hidemyass-proxy-somehow-plh

    ROFLLLLLL, wut even?
    You are so dumb, you are really dumb.
    I was talking about OU confessions.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    these animal sex videos are so disturbing. it’s like rape. the douche-bag male just randomly sticks his fucking dick in the poor female, and she does nothing O.o
    —-
    She can move away if she didn’t like it.
    ====
    she’s too traumatized to do anything

  • themilenator

    lol who would want a ginormous hole in their ear. like honestly, what is so attractive about that? lmao

    lol at my old job some customers would come in who had huge holes in their ears and it was honestly distracting.

    With it being distracting and depending how big is you could probably throw spitballs thru it XD

  • phones

    i wish someone would write a nice OUC about me for once.

  • joechick

    pathetic waste of space. leave.
    ——
    um who the hell are you ?
    you can talk shit but you can’t take it when people talk about you ? you are a attention whore gtfo

  • memi trumps sel

    can we like change topics.. this is seriously too depressing.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Fake nudes on my dash, GTFO.

  • peacelovehearts

    Turtle sex is still the best IDGAF.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    -waits for food to arrive-

  • anons

    ENOUGH WITH THE ANIMAL SEX

  • Shabalabadingdong

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    i usually don’t approve of earrings on guys AT ALL, but they work so well for him

    omg, ia.

  • NickJorWhatever12

    anons said:
    @nickjor12
    try this one:
    http://i.imgur.com/BB3tX.gif
    ———–
    It works :D But if you don’t mind….don’t hit me can you make it when she’s standing ? like more boobs showing *Innocent smile, hoping not to get hit*

  • Keepitreal

    My english teacher is a bitch so these past few weeks of school i’ve been trying to figure what what animal she reminds me of. And I finally got it. Perry. Perry the platypus.

  • Keepitreal

    My guy friend called me sexy today and I was so uncomfortable. WHATS WRONG WITH MY GUY FRIENDS FROM MIDDLE SCHOOl. They are horny bitches now.

  • phones
  • Anonymousness
  • memi trumps sel

    With it being distracting and depending how big is you could probably throw spitballs thru it XD

    lol I knew a girl who could stick her finger through her ear hole

  • lovelife

    phones said:
    i wish someone would write a nice OUC about me for once.

    don’t we all.

  • themilenator
  • Shabalabadingdong

    i’m going to get my tragus pierced tomorrow, it’s settled.

  • peacelovehearts

    wait, GN is banned?
    ————-
    No.

    it says so on OUC.
    ———–
    He’s not, & he knows.
    It’s just the server problem, happens all the time.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    -adblocks-

  • themilenator

    Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive. smh.

    They can’t even show their bodies and faces…

  • themilenator

    whose submitting & asking on the confessions blog its obviously someone whose commenting/commented here since anon commenting is already gone…

  • Everythingyournot


    pathetic waste of space. leave.

    wow that was mean

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    What is up with Demi saying that only Kim and Selena called her in rehab…………..pretty sure she was talking about Miley when she first got out. Selena is a LEECH~

    Demi sucks that’s why.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscu2yc7w31r33xh7o1_500.jpg
    emily should read this.
    ~

    I thought you were her friend..?

  • joechick
  • Keepitreal

    Female genital mutilation is a serious problem in third world countries.. I hate hearing stories about that.

    There’s also a widely believed myth in South Africa that infant rape can cure AIDs. Crying.
    —-
    They do the dumbest shit in africa.

  • SpanishLullaby

    I KNOW D:
    We have no classes starting the ~10th and we have 1-2 exams a day for a week and a half. -sigh-

    Every day?

  • JustinBieberWarrior

    what matters is the final sales. plus who says went platinum and love you like a love song is def going platinum 2. selena’s doing well.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    When they jizzle a puddle on the ground forms.

  • -Jenii

    Husky said:

    Keepitreal said:
    In africa I once saw on tv that when girls get boobs too fast they use like some type of iron bar and heat it in fire are press it down on their breasts. And they sow up the vajajays.

    Female genital mutilation is a serious problem in third world countries.. I hate hearing stories about that.

    There’s also a widely believed myth in South Africa that infant rape can cure AIDs. Crying.
    _____
    Rape is a huge problem there..so fucking sad

  • ImNotAnnoying

    no im not going to leave because your dumbass wont stop spamming. im here to talk to people not look dumb as fuck

    i care.

  • memi trumps sel

    Miley actually sold 106,000 first week.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    we once saw a turtle rape video in grade 8 science class
    the girl turtle tried to get away, but the guy one caught up and butt-raped her

    still mad that the teacher didnt do shit.. she was fucking recording it
    ===
    omg! that’s terrible. these ‘matings’ just seem so wrong..

  • loganhasmyheart

    Please, it’s so obvious they’ve been having sex from the start :P
    What? Do you think at the sleepover they played board games? lmfaooo

  • lovelife

    What is up with Demi saying that only Kim and Selena called her in rehab…………..pretty sure she was talking about Miley when she first got out. Selena is a LEECH~

    No when she got out she said Selena was calling her and all she sad about Miley was that she got her a christmas present.

  • phones

    peacelovehearts said:
    wait, GN is banned?
    ————-
    No.

    it says so on OUC.
    ———–
    He’s not, & he knows.
    It’s just the server problem, happens all the time.

    oh. Pfft, that happened to me 4 times. lawl

  • themilenator

    soooo does this mean Trace has a big…..or? O.o

    ====

    BAHAHAHAHAHA
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrih666oH1qikfmp.gif

  • Keepitreal

    Shabalabadingdong said:
    i’m going to get my tragus pierced tomorrow, it’s settled.

    No rudeness intended but what the hell is that?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Every day?
    ~

    Depends haha

  • phones

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscu2yc7w31r33xh7o1_500.jpg
    emily should read this.
    ~

    I thought you were her friend..?

    ew. i tried.

  • memi trumps sel

    themilenator said:

    @memi

    the icon
    http://i.imgur.com/5BanW.gif

    you are a life savor!!!!!! thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive. smh.
    ——————————

    They treat women really poorly there.

  • themilenator

    Everythingyournot said:

    the fuck is a leech

    A parasite that sucks your blood…

  • Everythingyournot

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrn4k5JDzp1r33xh7o1_500.jpg

    i have a feeling this is claudia

    no claudia doesnt type like that

  • Anonymousness
  • Everythingyournot
  • SpanishLullaby

    Backkkkk.

  • -Jenii

    Keepitreal said:

    My english teacher is a bitch so these past few weeks of school i’ve been trying to figure what what animal she reminds me of. And I finally got it. Perry. Perry the platypus.
    ______
    Dont insult Perry like that

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    CAUSE YOU ARE MY MANHATTAN FROM THE SKY

  • anons

    INA I’m glad you’re back, I missed you.
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrxngg0Z4w1r0vxs4.gif

  • NickJorWhatever12

    I love how everyone is talking about OUC and

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    is my icon moving yet?!?!

  • memi trumps sel

    No rudeness intended but what the hell is that?

    lol I was woundering the same thing.

  • Meow

    What is up with Demi saying that only Kim and Selena called her in rehab…………..pretty sure she was talking about Miley when she first got out. Selena is a LEECH~

    the fuck is a leech

    ~~~~

    Well Selena never really seems to care about people until she has a reason to….and that reason is being talked about. Publicity. ~fame~

  • NickJorWhatever12

    I love how everyone is talking about OUC and I’m just sitting here doing nothing.

  • Everythingyournot

    memi we are no longer friends… *walks away*

  • Keepitreal

    loganhasmyheart said:
    Please, it’s so obvious they’ve been having sex from the start :P
    What? Do you think at the sleepover they played board games? lmfaooo
    —-
    No one cares what they do anymore.

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    i heard both selena and taylor called her she’s such a bitch gosh

  • phones

    GN should posts who submits the most confessions to OUC. I need my innocence cleared.

  • anons

    is my icon moving yet?!?!

    yes

  • Grammar Nazi.

    It would be awesome to be a guy in saudi arabia.

  • ImNotAnnoying
  • themilenator

    phones said:
    i wish someone would write a nice OUC about me for once.

    Maybe if you’re more considerate it’ll happen
    I’m JS
    but if you don’t like it why keep checking on it?

  • themilenator

    pathetic waste of space. leave.

    That explains why you get alot of mean confessions :L

  • -inhalelove

    Dem paragraphs doe

  • Everythingyournot

    no im not going to leave because your dumbass wont stop spamming. im here to talk to people not look dumb as fuck

    i care.

    yes. beacuse you take the time to comment back

  • Everythingyournot

    is my icon moving yet?!?!

    yes! :)

  • Anonymousness

    No rudeness intended but what the hell is that?

    lol I was woundering the same thing.
    __

    It’s a part of the ear… haha, can’t describe which part… ;/

  • lovelife

    Someone who lives in LA is on OUC. -looks around-

    How do you know??

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    ew. i tried.
    ~

    Oh…

  • joechick

    is my icon moving yet?!?!

    yes it’s working

  • themilenator

    They do the dumbest shit in africa.

    Well most people in Africa aren’t educated that they don’t even have education…

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Dec 29, 2008 @ 03:36 pm
    Emily said:
    I thought that they were kidding…

    I think that might be my comment..
    ———

    omg you remember

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:52 pm
    JustinBieberWarrior said:
    what matters is the final sales. plus who says went platinum and love you like a love song is def going platinum 2. selena’s doing well.

    reply report 

    I thought love you like a love song was just announced as reaching gold? And Selena is already about to film her new music video so it seem unlikely love you like a long song will go platinum. It is a catchy song
    Though

  • memi trumps sel

    Everythingyournot said:

    memi we are no longer friends… *walks away*

    it’s just for fun. no worries. I would never actually want Selena to be hit.

  • rockyourworld

    SuckMyAnonDick said:

    Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive. smh.
    ——————————

    They treat women really poorly there.


    no shit

  • joechick

    oceanup has changed so much
    ——
    damn it was all anons

  • Takes1toKno1

    Hi everyone. we’re talking about sales again gahhh

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Shit about to pop…

  • -inhalelove

    Oh. Dem paragraphs are gone. I’m late lol.

  • SpanishLullaby

    Depends haha

    Do you still go to school till the 20th? like what do you do?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    i wish someone would write a nice OUC about me for once.
    ~

    Be nice —> have a nice confessions made.

  • Shabalabadingdong

    peacelovehearts said:

    I think they look really cool. My friend has one, I just got kinda scared after she told me that you can hear your ear crunching during the process.. O_o

    lmao, i’m more worried about getting keloids, i hate those things

  • anons

    Dem paragraphs doe

    reply to the message, bro.

  • Demiandmileylove

    i heard both selena and taylor called her she’s such a bitch gosh



    She never said that Taylor called her that was a rumor .. so you don’t know what happened so don’t call somebody a bitch !

  • memi trumps sel

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:54 pm
    phones said:
    GN should posts who submits the most confessions to OUC. I need my innocence cleared.

    reply report 

    I agree

  • Anonymousness

    we once saw a turtle rape video in grade 8 science class
    the girl turtle tried to get away, but the guy one caught up and butt-raped her

    still mad that the teacher didnt do shit.. she was fucking recording it
    ===
    omg! that’s terrible. these ‘matings’ just seem so wrong..
    _____

    I don’t think they’re wrong if the animals themselves do it. i mean i don’t believe that the female will get traumatized by it anyway….
    Anywho, I do think it’s wrong for humans to try and control animals and pretty much force two animals to mate… Do I make any sense? haha…

  • ImNotAnnoying

    yes. beacuse you take the time to comment back

    Commenting back doesn’t mean I care.

  • phones

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscybm8RBW1r33xh7o1_500.png
    even if it’s probably sarcasm, thanks to who submitted this.

  • anons

    Shit about to pop…

    wut, WHERE??

  • Keepitreal

    sooo..I once slept over my friends house and heard her parents having sex.

  • Meow

    I remember what? Hahahaha.

  • -inhalelove

    is my icon moving yet?!?!

    Yep!

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    It would be awesome to be a guy in saudi arabia.
    ———

    I think there’s cons to being a man there too. It all depends.

  • Everythingyournot

    Well Selena never really seems to care about people until she has a reason to….and that reason is being talked about. Publicity. ~fame~

    wait so shes a leech beacuse she called demi when she was in rehab…alright

  • peacelovehearts

    All my confessions are random bullshit.

  • Keepitreal

    Keepitreal said:

    My english teacher is a bitch so these past few weeks of school i’ve been trying to figure what what animal she reminds me of. And I finally got it. Perry. Perry the platypus.
    ______
    Dont insult Perry like that

    Lol if you saw her you’d see what I mean

  • joechick

    okay i am off bye

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    She never said that Taylor called her that was a rumor .. so you don’t know what happened so don’t call somebody a bitch !
    ——–

    Selena and Taylor called her E News said it and they’re legit!

  • SpanishLullaby

    http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscu2yc7w31r33xh7o1_500.jpg

    I don’t see a problem with this tbh. If you don’t like it, skip over it.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    When they jizzle a puddle on the ground forms.
    ====
    ewe when I went to the zoo, i saw an elephant taking a crap & it was the most nastiest shit ever. they needed two zoo workers, a shovel, and a wheelbarrow to clean it up..

  • -Jenii

    Grammar Nazi. said:

    It would be awesome to be a guy in saudi arabia.
    ___
    No it wont
    You really want be part in a society like that..

  • SpanishLullaby

    BRB.

  • lovelife

    There ya go Jordan. Wish granted.

  • Everythingyournot

    memi we are no longer friends… *walks away*

    it’s just for fun. no worries. I would never actually want Selena to be hit.

    *stares*
    ill let this one slide lol

  • themilenator

    loganhasmyheart said:
    Please, it’s so obvious they’ve been having sex from the start :P
    What? Do you think at the sleepover they played board games? lmfaooo

    Well they must have played twister DX

  • anons
  • phones

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    ew. i tried.
    ~

    Oh…

    I mean come on, let’s not act like i’m the only one. she comes and says “hi”, talks about something irrelevant in her life, then leaves. lmfao and she ALWAYS wants me to TC with those losers she calls friends. I just…can’t. There’s only so much I can take.

  • oceanUP.
  • memi trumps sel

    Keepitreal said:

    sooo..I once slept over my friends house and heard her parents having sex.

    was your friend really embarresed?

  • lovelife

    GN got banned?!? :(

  • phones

    lovelife said:
    There ya go Jordan. Wish granted.

    you wrote it..?

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Pussy poppin’

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    i usually don’t approve of earrings on guys AT ALL, but they work so well for him

    omg, ia.
    ===
    so hot, i can’t even deal! dfjaskkjnsjfns

  • ImNotAnnoying

    She never said that Taylor called her that was a rumor .. so you don’t know what happened so don’t call somebody a bitch !
    ——–
    lmao.

  • anons

    even if it’s probably sarcasm, thanks to who submitted this.

    it’s not sarcasm

  • Keepitreal

    *sings horribly* 500 25000 600 minutes

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    no shit
    ——

    All because of their relgion. So dumb.

  • Demiandmileylove

    Selena freaking called Demi up crying .. Nobody listened to their converstation i doubt that was for publicity .. !

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I mean come on, let’s not act like i’m the only one. she comes and says “hi”, talks about something irrelevant in her life, then leaves. lmfao and she ALWAYS wants me to TC with those losers she calls friends. I just…can’t. There’s only so much I can take.
    ~~

    O______o
    I was just asking… You didn’t need to insult her and her friends. -awkward turtle-

  • Everythingyournot

    omg this thunder

  • Keepitreal

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    It would be awesome to be a guy in saudi arabia.
    —-
    Not when you’re dying and your woman can’t drive you cuz she can’t drive.

  • Meow

    Well Selena never really seems to care about people until she has a reason to….and that reason is being talked about. Publicity. ~fame~

    wait so shes a leech beacuse she called demi when she was in rehab…alright

    ~~~~

    Selena didn’t give a shit about Demi until she was being released from rehab. Don’t even try to tell me Selena is a real friend to Demi.

  • phones

    memi trumps sel said:
    Sep 30, 2011 @ 03:54 pm
    phones said:
    GN should posts who submits the most confessions to OUC. I need my innocence cleared.

    reply report

    I agree

    It would clear up a lot of things. I already have suspicion to who submits…

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Way above the clouds in the sky singing
    WOOOOOOOOOUHHHHHH

  • Anonymousness

    shabalabadingdong…. Cool ass dream.

  • ImNotAnnoying

    @INA
    http://i.imgur.com/Ax6SU.png

    I can’t even look at that flawlessness.

  • themilenator

    you are a life savor!!!!!! thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ==

    Would you like that as well??
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3zim5RKh1qiqv7w.jpg
    Your Welcome :)

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Awn, the people at Subway are so nice. They always give me 3 cookies ;3

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    I remember what? Hahahaha.
    ———

    A comment you made three years ago lol

  • SuckMyAnonDick
  • Live.Love.Learn.

    yay it’s working! thanks everyone! & thnx again anons :)

  • -inhalelove

    reply to the message, bro.

    Don’t tell me wut to do ._.

  • Demiandmileylove

    Selena and Taylor called her E News said it and they’re legit!

    E news is not always legit .. but still i bet tons of Celebs have called her so she needs to say every celeb name who called her ?

  • Shabalabadingdong

    lol you guys, i’m not watching animal sex, ew.

  • themilenator

    It would be awesome to be a guy in saudi arabia.

    You’d usually have to wear a cloth over your head with a band on top in 100 degree weather >.<

  • Everythingyournot

    yes. beacuse you take the time to comment back

    Commenting back doesn’t mean I care.

    yes beacuse if you didnt care you wouldnt waste your time commenting

  • lovelife

    phones said:
    lovelife said:
    There ya go Jordan. Wish granted.

    you wrote it..?

    No idk how to work tumblr…but if I did what would you? Rofll

  • Everythingyournot

    cant wait til be and zayn have beautiful babies

  • Keepitreal

    was your friend really embarresed?
    —-
    Lol idk. All we heard was moaning and we just looked at each other like “da fuck?”

  • SuckMyAnonDick

    Selena freaking called Demi up crying .. Nobody listened to their converstation i doubt that was for publicity .. !
    ——-

    she’s an actress she can cry on cue

  • -Jenii

    oceanUP. said:

    Sep 30, 2011 @ 04:31 pm
    -Jenii said:

    http://www.rickey.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Zayn-Malik-Shirtless-X-

    http://www.rickey.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Zayn-Malik-Pictures.png

    most fuckable

    by guys? TROLOLOLOL
    _____
    the moment I saw it, I got all fucking horny

  • -inhalelove

    http://i.imgur.com/ZqsOQ.jpg
    *folds hands* Why am I not even surprised anymore?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    How do you know??
    ~

    Theres a tracker thing

  • phones

    O______o
    I was just asking… You didn’t need to insult her and her friends. -awkward turtle-

    did i mention she only has 1 friend in school? lawl. k done with the insults. Had to get that off of my chest tbh. And just wondering, but don’t you have people you act fake towards to not hurt their feelings?? merp

  • Keepitreal

    Whats up today guys? Nothing good to talk about? Should I start a topic or..?

  • themilenator

    Keepitreal said:

    sooo..I once slept over my friends house and heard her parents having sex.

    AWKWARD