Justin Bieber I BELIEVE

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  • mileykicksass

    AD users

    dead

  • joechick

    bookkeeper
    ——–
    yes

  • Grammar Nazi.

    So much riddles.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    wouldnt they be in the same place?
    lol idk i suck at mathhhh3ut8743htirgthb
    ===
    lol yeah. that’s the trick. if they’re in the place, they’re the same distance away. no math involved lmao

  • Anonymousness

    What English word has three consecutive double letters?
    __

    Ive heard this in English class before lol
    Bookkeeper was the answer but i didn’t know it was a whole word lol

  • joechick

    A box without hinges, lock or key, yet golden treasure lies within. What is it?

  • Keepitreal

    Q: I have 3 hands what am I?
    A: A clock.

  • Anonymousness

    lol yeah. that’s the trick. if they’re in the place, they’re the same distance away. no math involved lmao
    __

    Oh i see hahah yeah it was the first guess that came to mind

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

  • anons

    are you serious right now 41 people at this hour

  • joechick

    The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
    ——
    footsteps

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    A box without hinges, lock or key, yet golden treasure lies within. What is it?
    ===
    heart. heart of gold

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Yawn

  • Anonymousness

    The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
    __

    foot steps :D

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    are you serious right now 41 people at this hour
    ===
    …? whtchu talking abt?

  • Noo_Idea

    hey hi hello hola Olá

  • anons

    …? whtchu talking abt?

    http://dirtyjustin-secrets.tumblr.com/

  • simpleness

    If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

  • joechick

    heart. heart of gold
    —–
    no

  • mileykicksass

    If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

    Paper boy??

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Your dicks too short? Mines too long.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Night

  • Keepitreal

    That girl puts ham in her vagina and makes her dog eat her out pretending its justin….i’m sorry but WHAT DA FUCK

  • joechick

    What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
    ——–
    a hand

  • anons
  • joechick

    What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?

  • weirdo

    yupp…..

  • weirdo

    beep

  • weirdo

    what rhymes with beep?? CREEP!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • weirdo

    IM LEAVING!!!!

  • weirdo

    bye…

  • weirdo

    adios..

  • weirdo

    I’ll be back later :T

  • weirdo

    Forever Alone :/

  • weirdo

    *burp*

  • weirdo

    *sprays febreze all over this post*

  • weirdo

    Imma go back to creepin :)

  • weirdo
  • joechick

    he looks like david henrie

  • livingoutloud

    Lol the face expression..

  • Keepitreal

    I posted this on tumblr hours ago. Sexy beast.

  • sparkles
  • mileykicksass

    Weird pose

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    He needs to stop with that hair though….nobody pulls it off like my baby Zayn pulls it off!

  • anons

    these people are pressed

  • mileykicksass

    Wishing to be the friction in your jeans

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    The fact that AUSTIN OWNED TEEN HOOT is trending on twitter….
    ._.

  • joechick

    He needs to stop with that hair though….nobody pulls it off like my baby Zayn pulls it off!
    ———-
    Well I was going to post a pic but tumblr’s not working so yes that’s true

  • anons

    jen did you get my message

  • Keepitreal

    He needs to stop with that hair though….nobody pulls it off like my baby Zayn pulls it off!
    —-
    Oh.

  • Anonymousness

    i like his hair tho

  • Keepitreal

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:05 pm
    Anonymousness said:
    i like his hair tho

    I like his face

  • simpleness

    He looks like Jimmy Neutron

  • joechick

    It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?

  • Anonymousness

    All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

    nobody yet? yeah
    ___

    isn’t it a Fountain?

  • anons

    ..

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    they weigh the same
    ===
    you’d be surprised how many ppl say bricks. lmao

  • Anonymousness

    what weighs more?
    a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
    __

    lol theyre both a pound :)

  • joechick

    Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?

  • simpleness

    The police found a dead body inside a car. It was obvious that the woman was shot to death. There was no gun powder inside the car, so that meant that the murderer shot the woman from outside the car. But the windows were intact and rolled up and the doors were locked. How did the shooter kill the woman?
    ——-
    NO?

  • Keepitreal

    I flash myself all around
    sometimes I make a sound
    The results can play tricks on you
    and the person you will see isn’t always true
    What am I?

    Yes its a camera

  • Anonymousness

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsfwySEAA1qdkv8qo1_500.jpg
    “in other news, the Statue of Liberty has started taking Myspace photos.”

    lol omg.

  • sparkles

    Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?

    A blogger.

  • anons

    OH MY GOSDFSDFDSFDS

  • Anonymousness

    NO?
    __

    the car was convertible lol

  • sparkles

    OH MY GOSDFSDFDSFDS

    ?????? ._.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn’t bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.

  • Keepitreal

    Without me, smiling would be embarrassing. Trick question?

  • Anonymousness

    Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?
    __

    AD users

  • joechick

    Without me, smiling would be embarrassing. Trick question?
    ——-
    toothbrush

  • mileykicksass

    lol listening to old school Jesse McCartney

  • joechick

    A blogger.
    —–
    lawll no

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Without me, smiling would be embarrassing. Trick question?
    ===
    teeth?! trolololol

  • Anonymousness

    How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn’t bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.
    __

    throw it up in the air! :) Gravity

  • joechick

    AD users
    ———
    DEAD.

  • anons

    ?????? ._.

    this bitch made a “removedbs” twitter page -_____-

  • simpleness

    All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

    nobody yet? yeah

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    throw it up in the air! :) Gravity
    ===
    yup

  • Keepitreal

    How can you throw a ball as hard as you can and have it come back to you, even if it doesn’t bounce off anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back to you.

    you run to the other side to catch the ball? Idk lol

  • anons

    gots something you wanna say to me anons *smirks*

    nope

  • sparkles

    Uh oh!
    Up on oceanshore.
    Jennah is feelin sick
    can she be pregnant with anons baby?
    OMG STAY TUNED IN.

    Yes. We couldn’t let Rimitri outshine us, ya know?

  • Keepitreal

    nope

    Oh…*looks around and whistles*

  • anons

    holy fucking shit

  • anons

    theres like 67 ppl on my page at this hour

  • Keepitreal

    OMG SO ITS TRUE!
    Jennah how far along are you?
    You did this on purpose?
    Have you got a name?
    Girl or boy
    ssnkhsk, *full on pap mode*

  • Nileyup

    Thanks @jelenarocks yours is cute too <3

  • Keepitreal

    JENNAH HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DATING THE FAMOUS ANONS WHO RUNS THE FAMOUS DBS TUMBLR?

  • anons

    haha

  • sparkles

    OMG SO ITS TRUE!
    Jennah how far along are you?
    You did this on purpose?
    Have you got a name?
    Girl or boy
    ssnkhsk, *full on pap mode*

    2 weeks.
    Totally
    Stacey
    Chick

  • sparkles

    JENNAH HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DATING THE FAMOUS ANONS WHO RUNS THE FAMOUS DBS TUMBLR?

    Well, uhh she makes me really happy :3

  • Keepitreal

    DO YOU GUYS PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED? *takes photos*

  • sparkles

    DO YOU GUYS PLAN ON GETTING MARRIED? *takes photos*

    We already are???
    http://oceanup.com/2011/august/03/nick-jonas-delta-goodrem-pinz-couple?page=3

  • Keepitreal

    *writes down notes* thank you for your time and cooperation jennah *pap mode off* lol

  • anons

    Well, uhh she makes me really happy :3

    in more ways than one ;)

  • Keepitreal

    in more ways than one ;)
    —-
    Video sex? :0

  • anons

    Video sex? :0

    no

  • sparkles

    Dude.

  • Keepitreal

    Joking..

  • Keepitreal

    …..I like eggs?

  • anons

    dead

  • Keepitreal

    be my date this christmas eeve

  • sparkles

    And I ain’t talkin’ bout Homer. My chick so bad, the whole crew wanna bone her~

  • Keepitreal

    okay you two are alone now, be happy *leaves*

  • sparkles

    I feel like eating breakfast rn.

  • anons

    WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HE SAYS BE MY DATE?? I THOUGHT HE SAYS BE MY BABY THIS CHRISTMAS EVE WOW I AM SHOCKED

  • sparkles

    okay you two are alone now, be happy *leaves*

    Buhbye, Kaylia :c <3

  • anons

    I feel like eating breakfast rn.

    Hmmm are you hungry for some sausage? ;)

  • sparkles

    Ima lay some cookies out, Ima eat ‘em all~

  • sparkles

    Oh.

  • sparkles

    The whores of oceanshore.

  • anons

    so… we are alone

  • anons

    again

  • anons

    as always lol

  • sparkles

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

  • sparkles

    The best for last? ._. I dunno, bitches can’t handle our sexiness during hours of daylight~

  • anons

    thats prob it

  • sparkles

    dude.
    fuck
    shit
    damn

  • anons

    dude.
    fuck
    shit
    damn

    lol

  • do.not.disturb

    Now he looks like Amber Liu.

  • sparkles

    skldto32ui4rwelkasgsd

  • anons

    .

  • sparkles

    undaa neath da christmas treee

  • anons

    all i want for christmas is youuu

  • anons

    i see we have some creepers up in here

  • sparkles

    I had to brb for a bit ._.

  • anons

    I had to brb for a bit ._.

    thats okay

  • sparkles

    op op

  • anons

    .

  • anons

    im sorry if im not that good. im extremely tired

  • sparkles

    la la la

  • sparkles

    im sorry if im not that good. im extremely tired

    Don’t apologize ._. You’re amazing, as always.

  • anons

    Don’t apologize ._. You’re amazing, as always.

    thank you

  • sparkles

    Yaz just told him that she liked him awh :c Didn’t turn out so well.

  • anons

    Yaz just told him that she liked him awh :c Didn’t turn out so well.

    oh fuck

  • anons

    are you fucking serious right now. that guy is a douche why the fuck would he write all that lovey dovey shit if he doesnt even feel the same way. way to lead the poor girl on

  • sparkles

    oh fuck

    I really feel for the girl. Guys are constantly mistreating her, they walk all over her. Smh. :c And this guy made her feel so amazing, treats her well, etc & he doesn’t feel the same. :\

  • anons

    I really feel for the girl. Guys are constantly mistreating her, they walk all over her. Smh. :c And this guy made her feel so amazing, treats her well, etc & he doesn’t feel the same. :\

    that guy is a fucking douche bag i want to punch him right now

  • sparkles

    are you fucking serious right now. that guy is a douche why the fuck would he write all that lovey dovey shit if he doesnt even feel the same way. way to lead the poor girl on

    My thoughts exactly omg.

  • sparkles

    that guy is a fucking douche bag i want to punch him right now

    You really should, not even gonna lie ._.

  • anons

    You really should, not even gonna lie ._.

    should i tell him off?

  • anons

    .

  • sparkles

    should i tell him off?

    Go for it, babe. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind, at this point. Omg I literally hurt for her, man :c I hate seeing her sad. I’ve seen this girl cry far too many times, she just deserves to be happy already.

  • anons

    Way to fucking lead a poor girl on. You really messed up. Seriously why would you write of of this lovey dovey shit if you don’t even mean the things you say. You are a douchebag and Yazmeen deserves better. -sticks middle finger up at you- Peace.

    i wrote this

  • anons

    Go for it, babe. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind, at this point. Omg I literally hurt for her, man :c I hate seeing her sad. I’ve seen this girl cry far too many times, she just deserves to be happy already.

    Omg this makes me sad. I feel bad for other people…

  • Takes1toKno1

    wow he looks so good here. I can’t wait to see how he looks in 3 years. lol it’s kind of exciting, lmao.

  • sparkles

    Omg this makes me sad. I feel bad for other people…

    Lol irl at the “-lifts middle finger at you-“. But I agree with what you said. She doesn’t deserve any of this. I feel bad for others, too.

  • anons

    .

  • lovemestealmeawayy

    lll

  • sparkles

    Poor girl omg :c She was just like “I don’t get it, nothing bad ever happens to you with this stuff but I just can’t seem to catch a break.” *flips love over*

  • anons

    Poor girl omg :c She was just like “I don’t get it, nothing bad ever happens to you with this stuff but I just can’t seem to catch a break.” *flips love over*

    Aww :(

  • sparkles

    .-.

  • sparkles

    Never click on links that tumblr famous people post that say “don’t click this!!”. You will instantly regret it. You might even end up giving your mother’s computer a virus.

    Fml.

  • anons

    Never click on links that tumblr famous people post that say “don’t click this!!”. You will instantly regret it. You might even end up giving your mother’s computer a virus.

    Fml.

    did you do that??

  • anons

    You’re getting better. But I kinda miss the freakouts… :(

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  • anons

    I mean getting better at not freaking out, you’re perfect at everything else tho

  • sparkles

    I’m always freaking out omfg but I hide it ’cause I thought it got annoying ._.

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  • sparkles

    did you do that??

    Me nope never no hell no I wouldn’t even.. sdlgksdg okay yes omg it was so tempting. Like you can’t just not click on something that says “do not click”

  • anons

    I’m always freaking out omfg but I hide it ’cause I thought it got annoying ._.

    Baby, that’s my favorite thing about you. You should never hide it.

  • Keepitreal

    night gn :)

  • anons

    Me nope never no hell no I wouldn’t even.. sdlgksdg okay yes omg it was so tempting. Like you can’t just not click on something that says “do not click”

    o m g

  • anons

    That girl puts ham in her vagina and makes her dog eat her out pretending its justin….i’m sorry but WHAT DA FUCK

    thats a troll

  • sparkles

    Baby, that’s my favorite thing about you. You should never hide it.

    Op op op. Welp I’m sorry omg I thought.. just like.. ’cause I didn’t know what to do & then I did and I thought that you didn’t like that I didn’t.. like know. ._. And then I just thought you found it annoying or something I dunno.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    http://dirtyjustin-secrets.tumblr.com/
    ====
    dirty little girls are fapping while their parents are asleep

  • anons

    Op op op. Welp I’m sorry omg I thought.. just like.. ’cause I didn’t know what to do & then I did and I thought that you didn’t like that I didn’t.. like know. ._. And then I just thought you found it annoying or something I dunno.

    lol you’re totally freaking out right now. i didnt understand a word you said

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    a hand
    ===
    no. a hand is part of your body which is living

  • anons

    lol but i dont find it annoying. its cute

  • mileykicksass

    Bye guys

  • sparkles

    lol you’re totally freaking out right now. i didnt understand a word you said

    But like ldsalgdsdlksg I can’t communicate right now okay I can’t say what I want like I don’t even know. You just always make me feel like sdlakgsdgklsdgld. But.. like okay I’m not even gonna try to explain fml *sits in corner & hugs knees*

  • sparkles

    Night

    ‘Night Dimitri :3

  • anons

    But like ldsalgdsdlksg I can’t communicate right now okay I can’t say what I want like I don’t even know. You just always make me feel like sdlakgsdgklsdgld. But.. like okay I’m not even gonna try to explain fml *sits in corner & hugs knees*

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjqm4IQ7Y1qeh1z6o1_500.gif

  • Anonymousness

    hey hi hello hola Olá
    __

    Ola :) Tudo bem? lolol

  • sparkles

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltjqm4IQ7Y1qeh1z6o1_500.gif

    Op welp, you know I try my best, just for you~

  • Keepitreal

    bye rose :)

  • anons

    jen, if i wake up tomorrow at 3pm its all your fault. you’re just that irresistible that i can’t stop.

  • simpleness

    Paper boy??

    YES

  • sparkles

    Bye guys

    Buhhhbye Rosie <3

  • sparkles

    jen, if i wake up tomorrow at 3pm its all your fault. you’re just that irresistible that i can’t say no.

    Awh yeah. Can’t help that I’m so sexy~~ Hehe, goodnight beautiful.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    bye to errybody leaving

  • anons

    Awh yeah. Can’t help that I’m so sexy~~ Hehe, goodnight beautiful.

    goodnight lol

  • joechick

    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

  • Keepitreal

    anons I know you get horny to your blog and masturbate ..I just know it.

  • Anonymousness

    What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
    __

    if its not a hand then its a glove ,…

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • Anonymousness

    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
    __

    she had 4 husbands.
    weuh, polygamy. lolol

  • JoeHoe15

    With that hair, he kinda looks like a bro of the Jedward Twins. :|

  • joechick

    she had 4 husbands.
    weuh, polygamy. lolol
    —-
    no but funny

  • simpleness

    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
    ——
    LOL seen this one
    the woman is a photographer

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
    =====
    she’s a photographer

  • joechick

    both got it

  • sparkles

    Oh.

  • anons

    anons I know you get horny to your blog and masturbate ..I just know it.

    no

  • Anonymousness

    What is green and smells like pork?

    Kermit’s middle finger.

  • joechick

    What lives in the corner but travels the world?

  • simpleness

    if its not a hand then its a glove ,..
    ——–
    YUP, RIGHT AGAIN LIKE ALWAYS

  • joechick

    What is green and smells like pork?

    Kermit’s middle finger
    ——-
    oh no
    childhood is gone and ruined thanks a lot

  • Keepitreal

    no
    —-
    Don’t lie to me *gets gun ready*

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Oh.
    ===
    jenna i like your icon. is that from before Victorious? her hair’s brown..lol

  • sparkles

    Brb switchin’ computers

  • anons

    Don’t lie to me *gets gun ready*

    Im serious

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    no
    ===
    yes you do. why else would you make it?

  • Anonymousness

    What’s green and eats nuts?

  • simpleness

    What lives in the corner but travels the world?
    —-
    an airplane? mouse/rat?

  • xDemiSmiley

    Not hating because i like Justin .. this hairstyle doesn’t suit him , it’s like he is copying Zayn Malik !

  • anons

    yes you do. why else would you make it?

    I dont masturbate to the posts thats awkward doing it in front of a desktop computer. lol

  • simpleness

    What’s green and eats nuts?
    —-
    Ned Flanders penis

  • sparkles
  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    I’m going to get hate but whatever. He looked better with his first hairstyle, this Zayn quiff does not suit him at all.

  • Keepitreal

    You get horny to them don’t you anons *spongebob face*

  • Anonymousness

    I dont masturbate to the posts thats awkward doing it in front of a desktop computer. lol
    __

    so you don’t watch porn on le desktop? lol

  • Keepitreal

    Kaylia
    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1soqxQ5v1r0mifjo1_500.png
    —-
    Of course she does lol. *saves* I only saved that cuz of where his hand is *perverted mode*

  • Anonymousness

    What’s green and eats nuts?
    —-
    Ned Flanders penis
    ___

    Actually, Herpes. loll

  • anons

    You get horny to them don’t you anons *spongebob face*

    Not really. I’ve been deprived of them for a month so…

  • simpleness

    I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

  • anons

    so you don’t watch porn on le desktop? lol

    i dont watch porn

  • simpleness

    i dont watch porn
    ——–
    why?

  • joechick

    an airplane? mouse/rat
    ——–
    no

  • Anonymousness

    What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

  • anons

    why?

    it doesnt interest me

  • simpleness

    What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

    Give me your nuts or else I will eat you up

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    *le prentended to be asleep when mom walked in*
    Success

  • Keepitreal

    Not really. I’ve been deprived of them for a month so…

    If you had the chance to fuck justin would you?

  • JelenaRocks

    Omg LAst Night I Had A Dream And He Looked Liked This :O

  • Anonymousness

    Give me your nuts or else I will eat you up
    ___

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2tgsYLtO1qiyyzso3_250.gif

    close (:

  • anons

    If you had the chance to fuck justin would you?

    Fuck yeah.

  • simpleness

    it doesnt interest me
    —–
    Iv never met anyone who wasnt interested by porn

  • Anonymousness

    Iv never met anyone who wasnt interested by porn
    __

    lol my best friend is that way
    she thinks it’s weird, brutal, and disgusting.
    o.o

  • Keepitreal

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltuhnjnIRa1r5eoedo1_500.png
    anons that is some freaky shit forreal tho

  • Keepitreal

    Fuck yeah.

    *spongebob face*

  • JelenaRocks

    Omg I Love Sparkles and anons Icons So Cute I Love Ariana Grande (No Homo) And I Love Justin Bieber

  • simpleness

    lol my best friend is that way
    she thinks it’s weird, brutal, and disgusting.
    o.o
    —-
    After 10min of watching porn I dont find sex arousing

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    If you had the chance to fuck justin would you?
    ===
    maybe….

  • sparkles

    lolkback~

  • anons

    lolkback~

    wel cum back

  • Keepitreal

    If justin was left in a room full of the kind of beliebers on the DBS, he’d leave selena forever XD

  • simpleness

    What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
    ——
    First I will suck you up and twist your nuts

  • Keepitreal

    Hey jennah

  • sparkles

    wel cum back

    op. glad to be back~

  • sparkles

    Hey jennah

    *narrows eyes* Hello Kaylia? ._.

  • Keepitreal

    OMG the secrets have gotten worse

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    lol my best friend is that way
    she thinks it’s weird, brutal, and disgusting.
    o.o

    ====
    me too. How pathetic do you have to be to be entertained by OTHER ppl doing it? …..

  • Anonymousness

    I’m tired.
    Sweetdreams everyone<3

    btw simpleness, the hurricane said, “you better hold onto your nuts, this is gonna be one hell of a blow job!” lol

  • sparkles

    ‘Night Anony.

  • anons

    While I was fucking my boyfriend, I kept screaming “Oh, yeah, fuck me, Justin, FUCK ME HARD.” My boyfriend didn’t stop though, eventhough his name was Harry.

    omb

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Goodnight anonymousness

  • Keepitreal

    *narrows eyes* Hello Kaylia? ._.

    Oh I say hi like a polite person and you question my intentions? Oh I See how it is *chucks up the dueces*

  • simpleness

    I’m tired.
    Sweetdreams everyone<3

    btw simpleness, the hurricane said, “you better hold onto your nuts, this is gonna be one hell of a blow job!” lol
    —-
    LOL.Bye

  • simpleness

    Its 1:50 Am where im at

  • Keepitreal

    While I was fucking my boyfriend, I kept screaming “Oh, yeah, fuck me, Justin, FUCK ME HARD.” My boyfriend didn’t stop though, eventhough his name was Harry.

    omb
    —-
    —–_______________—–

  • joechick

    I’m guessing Disco was out having a life today she hasn’t been on today

  • Keepitreal

    Bye annony

  • anons

    I’m guessing Disco was out having a life today she hasn’t been on today

    i’ve noticed that

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:47 pm
    anons said:
    While I was fucking my boyfriend, I kept screaming “Oh, yeah, fuck me, Justin, FUCK ME HARD.” My boyfriend didn’t stop though, eventhough his name was Harry.

    omb
    ====
    Harry……Styles. I’d fuck that boy hard…trololol

  • Keepitreal

    ……..

  • Keepitreal

    I had fries and a burger, and not too long ago some pollo tropical. Damn I gonna be a fat bitch lol.

  • anons

    had fries and a burger, and not too long ago some pollo tropical. Damn I gonna be a fat bitch lol.

    OMB i love pollo tropical

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Idk wht’s wrong with me..am usually not a horny person. Think its cuz I’m on my period ._.

  • Keepitreal

    Janons your blogs are so hipster

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Anons loves orange juice. Wht else is new?

  • sparkles

    I had fries and a burger, and not too long ago some pollo tropical. Damn I gonna be a fat bitch lol.

    My mom got In N Out for dinner & I couldn’t eat it ’cause I’ve been eating junk food all day *pulls a Brittany & falls to knees* A little bit of the Californian in me died.

  • Keepitreal

    OMB i love pollo tropical
    —-
    I LOVE YOU YOU KNOW GOOD FOOD LOL

  • simpleness

    Idk wht’s wrong with me..am usually not a horny person. Think its cuz I’m on my period ._.
    ——
    Iv been horny since yesterday morning, but i think its b/c iv been reading adult stories

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    2am. Sigh bye y’all

  • Keepitreal

    My mom got In N Out for dinner & I couldn’t eat it ’cause I’ve been eating junk food all day *pulls a Brittany & falls to knees* A little bit of the Californian in me died.
    —-
    *slaps you* foolish child, you must eat food. Lol jk, you can eat it later.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Hellooo

  • Keepitreal

    Night L.L.L

  • sparkles

    Buhhbye Marissa, hello Jackie!

  • Keepitreal

    Disco were you creepin? Where have you been? Having a life I see..

  • sparkles

    *slaps you* foolish child, you must eat food. Lol jk, you can eat it later.

    It’s cold now :c BUT I DRANK THE DR. PEPPER.

  • sparkles

    What is a life? Where can I download one?

  • anons

    OMG JACKIE. hello

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Disco were you creepin? Where have you been? Having a life I see..
    ~

    ….
    I went shopping this morning and then went to a little halloween get together and my friends over..

  • weirdo
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    OMG JACKIE. hello
    ~

    What? Rofll
    Hi! (:

  • anons

    remember when we were scared of nunavut person?

  • anons

    What? Rofll
    Hi! (:

    im just happy to see you here. i havent seen you all day

  • Keepitreal

    I went shopping this morning and then went to a little halloween get together and my friends over.
    —-
    *sniffs* w-w-why’d y-y-yoou have t-t-to g-get a-a-a l-life?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    remember when we were scared of nunavut person?
    ~

    I’m terrifying. Duh.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    im just happy to see you here. i havent seen you all day
    ~

    Awn. Yay ;3
    Sorry! Hahaha

  • sparkles

    Op.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    *sniffs* w-w-why’d y-y-yoou have t-t-to g-get a-a-a l-life?
    ~

    Gotta get a taste of it every now and then! ;P

  • simpleness

    Its offically 2:01Am, my ass is going to bed

  • anons

    Its offically 2:01Am, my ass is going to bed

    goodnight

  • Keepitreal

    It’s cold now :c BUT I DRANK THE DR. PEPPER.

    Awww I hope this can fix it

    http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/10/25/893b3ce5786c4cd097e8e1dd81992e2b_7.jpg

  • joechick

    psh how dare disco have a life on a saturday night

  • Keepitreal

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 11:01 pm
    simpleness said:
    Its offically 2:01Am, my ass is going to bed

    Niiiight

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    psh how dare disco have a life on a saturday night
    ~

    Forgive me for my sins D:

  • anons

    awwwwwwwww yeaaaaaa convinced my dad to let me use the laptop

  • Keepitreal

    Disco you NEVER EVER have a life on a saturday again.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • joechick

    Forgive me for my sins D:
    ——
    I shall think about it

  • Keepitreal

    awwwwwwwww yeaaaaaa convinced my dad to let me use the laptop

    *claps*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Disco you NEVER EVER have a life on a saturday again.
    ~

    Okay, I’ll try ;s

  • joechick

    is it just the four of us now

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Having my sister walk out of the house all Halloween whored up and my mom come home drunk… My friends must think I live in a great environment..

  • Keepitreal

    We should leave. Anons and jennah will give you a mean welcome next time they see you for interrupting their fucking time
    :(

  • joechick
  • anons

    We should leave. Anons and jennah will give you a mean welcome next time they see you for interrupting their fucking time
    :(

    lol no

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    We should leave. Anons and jennah will give you a mean welcome next time they see you for interrupting their fucking time
    ~

    I just got here.
    Bitches can have sex in front of me..

  • Keepitreal

    Having my sister walk out of the house all Halloween whored up and my mom come home drunk… My friends must think I live in a great environment..

    You’re family sounds like a good time lol

  • sparkles

    Awww I hope this can fix it

    <3 <3 <3 All better. Thank you Kaylia. :3

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You’re family sounds like a good time lol
    ~
    Sure

  • sparkles

    We should leave. Anons and jennah will give you a mean welcome next time they see you for interrupting their fucking time
    :(

    GTFO.

  • Keepitreal

    Bitches can have sex in front of me..
    —-
    MTE. Jennah don’t play innocent. I know you are a good time XD

  • anons
  • joechick

    Having my sister walk out of the house all Halloween whored up and my mom come home drunk… My friends must think I live in a great environment..
    ———–
    I laughed I’m sorry but that sucks

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    DID EVERYONE SEE JUSTINS CROTCH INSTAGRAM AND JAMES FROM BTR DIRTY PICTURES?

  • anons

    gotta switch computers

  • Keepitreal

    GTFO.
    ——
    :(

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I laughed I’m sorry but that sucks
    ~

    So did they. All is swell.

  • sparkles

    MTE. Jennah don’t play innocent. I know you are a good time XD

    Oh.

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • sparkles

    :(

    <3 :c I love you like an autotuned pop song?

  • Keepitreal

    Jennah I know exactly where you live. And I know what you did last summer..

  • sparkles

    This looks really familiar. Idunno…

    ._________________________________.
    By the way, I did see the Justin croth Instagram aha. “Unleash the beast”

  • sparkles

    Jennah I know exactly where you live. And I know what you did last summer..

    Where do I live?

  • Nileyup

    Gn is an attention whore

  • anons

    This looks really familiar. Idunno…

    ariana lol

  • Keepitreal

    <3 :c I love you like an autotuned pop song?
    —–
    <3

    http://i.imgur.com/eE9di.gif

  • Nileyup

    Zayn Malik is hotter

  • joechick

    Jennah I know exactly where you live. And I know what you did last summer..
    ——–
    I know where you sleep.
    Yeah be scared

  • skyaintThelimitx

    he’s really lovin’ that hair style isn’t he? :p

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    OMG THAT MOVIE. sdlglksdaldsga
    ~

    The moment i realized it was Freddie Prince JR I started watching. -forever scared of fishing boats-

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I think I watched it thurday. I kept laughing at the tile. Its all “I know what you did last summer.” Then its “I STILL know what you did last summer.” Idk it made me laugh tho.
    ~

    Me too.
    Like, no duh. You just forgot what i did seeing as though it was so important..

  • Keepitreal

    Freddie prince junior in scooby doo..awwwyeaaaa

  • sparkles

    Let me give you all of me.

  • Keepitreal

    I saw and have pictures and now I shall blackmail you
    —-
    Black mail? Really? :) I’ll be known as the whore that broke up jelena then!? Oh well at least I gottah piece a dat bieberconda

  • Keepitreal

    Me too.
    Like, no duh. You just forgot what i did seeing as though it was so important..

    Its funny :)

  • anons

    laptop

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Okay, byee! .x

  • joechick

    Black mail? Really? :) I’ll be known as the whore that broke up jelena then!? Oh well at least I gottah piece a dat bieberconda
    ———–
    no just no and soon enough you shall get death threats for crazed selena fans

  • sparkles

    Buhhbye, Jackie.

  • joechick

    okay bedtime bye

  • sparkles

    ‘Night chick.

  • Keepitreal

    Bye jackie, by joechick

  • anons

    -cracks knuckles, clears throat-

  • Keepitreal

    Looks like i’m the cockblock again for tonight *eats chocolate bar*

  • sparkles

    I feel sick :c

  • JelenaRocks

    Nileyup i love your icon

  • sparkles

    Looks like i’m the cockblock again for tonight *eats chocolate bar*

    lol irl. Nahh, you’re cool Kaylia. *sits next to you & drinks Dr. Pepper*

  • Keepitreal

    Uh oh!
    Up on oceanshore.
    Jennah is feelin sick
    can she be pregnant with anons baby?
    OMG STAY TUNED IN.

  • Keepitreal

    lol irl. Nahh, you’re cool Kaylia. *sits next to you & drinks Dr. Pepper*
    —-
    I love dr.pepper *pulls out a can and drinks some*

  • Keepitreal

    -cracks knuckles, clears throat-

    gots something you wanna say to me anons *smirks*

  • anons

    Uh oh!
    Up on oceanshore.
    Jennah is feelin sick
    can she be pregnant with anons baby?
    OMG STAY TUNED IN.

    OH SHIT

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    daang that’s crazy!!
    i’ve done a lot of moving around in my early high school years so my GPA alone is enough to have universities want a restraining order against me. but out of 9 classes, all of them are A’s and 2 of them are B’s… in Algebra 2 and American Law. Boo.
    =====
    that’s rlly good. keep it up!! and they dont look at just GPA . be sure to be veryyyy involved in school. join lots of clubs and do a lot of extra stuff. participate in school walks, charities, things like that. they love that stuff

  • weirdo

    omg tumblr isnt working :/

  • joechick

    All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
    ———
    I ALREADY SAID WATER FOUNTAIN

  • Keepitreal

    Without me, smiling would be embarrassing. Trick question?
    No one has it yet?Lol

  • Keepitreal

    This is the theme sooong. Of jimmy nuetrooon.

  • sparkles

    jen did you get my message

    Tumblr isn’t working for me rn tho. Like, whenever I go to someone’s page, it’s like “We’re sorry”.

  • mileykicksass
  • joechick
  • Grammar Nazi.

    Hipsters on tumblrs are so boring. They just reblog hd pictures and sad love quotes. Y U NO POST HUMOR?

  • Keepitreal

    OMFG TUMBLR! *shoots site*

  • Anonymousness

    It walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening. What is it?
    ___

    a person? idk….
    when a baby crawls…
    an adult with 2 legs
    and an old person with a cane..

  • Grammar Nazi.

    FUCKING TUMBLR SERVERS GAAAH

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Well I was going to post a pic but tumblr’s not working so yes that’s true
    ===
    lol i think ive seen the one you’re talking abt. and it’s working fine for me

  • joechick

    Who spends the day at the window, goes to the table for meals and hides at night?

    This one is a fly

  • joechick
  • mileykicksass

    Hipsters on tumblrs are so boring. They just reblog hd pictures and sad love quotes. Y U NO POST HUMOR?

    lol

  • sparkles

    http://i.imgur.com/VsZay.jpg
    “So easy a caveman could tap that”

  • anons

    HFDSFLKDSHLKFHNDSLKFNDSLF
    FUCK U TUMBLDFGGFDFDGFDG

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTENSE CYBER MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS HOES IMMA CUT A BITCH JH JHBSDSA

  • weirdo

    omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

  • Anonymousness

    that’s rlly good. keep it up!! and they dont look at just GPA . be sure to be veryyyy involved in school. join lots of clubs and do a lot of extra stuff. participate in school walks, charities, things like that. they love that stuff
    ___

    really? I’m pretty paranoid about my gpa hahah i’m too ashamed to even say it out loud.
    and for clubs, i’d be lying to you if i said i was trying. i’m probably the most socially anxious person ever but i do try.
    also, i heard that community service hours were important or something.
    i don’t know if this is true, but for my school it’s a requirement to have about 60 community service hours done

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *FLIPS CHAIR*

  • anons
  • Grammar Nazi.

    *KICKS DOOR DOWN*

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *THROWS LAPTOP THROUGH WINDOW*

  • Anonymousness

    Weirdo :)

  • mileykicksass

    I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTENSE CYBER MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS HOES IMMA CUT A BITCH JH JHBSDSA

    lol omg

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *SMASHES COMPUTER INTO WALL*

  • Keepitreal

    Omg Gn tmi tmi forreal

  • joechick

    gn riot…….

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *LIGHTS CELLPHONE ON FIRE*

  • anons

    *CLOSES LAPTOP*

  • Grammar Nazi.

    MOTHER FUCKING BITCHES *THROWS MIRROR THROUGH DOOR*

  • Anonymousness
  • sparkles
  • Grammar Nazi.

    *FLIPS TABLE ACROSS HALLWAY*

  • weirdo

    Weirdo :)
    ===
    Hi!! :)

  • Anonymousness

    hahahahah omg angry mofos in this post

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *PUNCHES HAND THROUGH SCREEN*

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *SLAPS SELENA WITH MY DICK*

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Oh.
    ===
    Yeah.

  • weirdo

    I want tumblr to work AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • simpleness

    isn’t it a Fountain?
    ——–
    An elevator

  • Anonymousness

    Hipsters on tumblrs are so boring. They just reblog hd pictures and sad love quotes. Y U NO POST HUMOR?
    __

    Comedy is too mainstream.

  • joechick

    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?
    ———-
    2

  • joechick

    a person? idk….
    when a baby crawls…
    an adult with 2 legs
    and an old person with a cane..
    ——-
    the hell how did you get that

  • Anonymousness

    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?
    ___

    2?

  • anons

    is tumblr not working again?

  • mileykicksass

    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?

    2….

  • joechick

    It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Comedy is too mainstream
    —-
    Its better than trying to be deep and posting some dumb ass quotes you probably don’t even understand

  • Anonymousness

    the hell how did you get that
    ___

    i’ve heard it on myspace like 3 years ago but i didn’t know if it was right lol cause it kinda doesnt make sense.. they say 4 legs… babies crawl with 2 legs and 2 arms lol

  • joechick

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:07 pm
    Anonymousness said:
    the hell how did you get that
    ___

    i’ve heard it on myspace like 3 years ago but i didn’t know if it was right lol cause it kinda doesnt make sense.. they say 4 legs… babies crawl with 2 legs and 2 arms lol
    ——-
    I know it was a bit confusing

  • Anonymousness

    It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
    __

    Nothing

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:06 pm
    Anonymousness said:
    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?
    ___

    2
    ====
    nope.

  • mileykicksass

    It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?

    Nothing?

  • joechick

    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

  • sparkles

    is tumblr not working again?

    Workin’ for me ._.

  • Keepitreal

    It has 3 hands, what am I?

  • joechick

    Nothing?
    ——–
    yup

  • Anonymousness

    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?
    ___

    2
    ====
    nope.
    __

    oh lol is it 4?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?

    and no, it isn’t 2

  • Anonymousness

    It has 3 hands, what am I?
    __

    Oprah winfrey

  • simpleness

    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
    —-
    the Italian flag

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    oh lol is it 4?
    ===
    explain

  • sparkles

    There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

    A watermelon

  • simpleness

    I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    A train leaves from New York City (NYC) heading towards Los Angeles (LA) at 100 mph. Three hours later, a train leaves LA heading towards NYC at 200 MPH. Assume there’s exactly 2000 miles between LA and NYC. When they meet, which train is closer to New York City?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
    ===
    nose

  • Anonymousness

    http://i.imgur.com/iVDLl.jpg?tti
    ___

    FOREVER LOL’ING
    FKJADSFHASKJD

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *FLIPS BED*

  • sparkles

    I lol @ my tag

  • joechick

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltv0cbYngW1qk9furo1_500.jpg
    This is how you do this hairstyle justice bieber……

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *PUTS ON CONDOM*

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *PUTS ON LUBE*

  • mileykicksass

    I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

    A nose

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *ANGRY FAP*

  • sparkles

    how many days of the week start with the letter “t”?

    Quatre. Today, tomorrow, tuesday, thursday.

  • Anonymousness

    Hi!! :)
    ___

    What’s upp cherieee!!!! ;D
    (ahhahah idk why i still call you that, i know it’s not your real name lmao)

  • joechick

    A watermelon
    ———
    yes

  • joechick

    *SLAPS SELENA WITH MY DICK*
    ———-
    DEAD.

  • Anonymousness

    explain
    __

    today, tomorrow, tuesday, and thursday! :D lol

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *FLIPS BLANKET*

  • joechick

    What English word has three consecutive double letters?

  • mileykicksass

    ._.

  • Keepitreal

    *SLAPS SELENA WITH MY DICK*
    —–
    FML I DIED

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *EATS CHEETOS*

  • Anonymousness

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:13 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    *PUTS ON CONDOM*

    reply report

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:13 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    *PUTS ON LUBE*

    reply report

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:13 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    *ANGRY FAP*

    _________

    i can’t.

  • Keepitreal

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:13 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    *ANGRY FAP*

    :0

  • sparkles

    http://i.imgur.com/5kD14.jpg
    “Silly Crack Girl, that’s a tub not a toilet.”

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *SHOVES PICKLE INTO JUSTINS MOUTH*

  • Anonymousness

    *EATS CHEETOS*
    ___

    LUBE FLAVORED CHEETOS, BRUH?!

  • mileykicksass

    *SLAPS SELENA WITH MY DICK*

    deceased

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Y’all bitching abt tumblr, but it works fine for me! :P

  • weirdo

    What’s upp cherieee!!!! ;D
    (ahhahah idk why i still call you that, i know it’s not your real name lmao)
    ===
    Nahh..Its ok I like it :P

  • Keepitreal

    And after all that gn you eat cheetos!? *throws icarly website at you* LEAVE.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Yes it’s back.

  • joechick

    Y’all bitching abt tumblr, but it works fine for me! :P
    ———
    ass jack

  • weirdo

    *SHOVES PICKLE INTO JUSTINS MOUTH*
    ===
    oh my..

  • anons

    lol im surprised no one said anything about my dbs sidebar

  • Anonymousness

    Nahh..Its ok I like it :P
    __

    haha yeah me too :)
    How are you? :)

  • weirdo

    YAY!! It works!!! :D

  • Grammar Nazi.

    And after all that gn you eat cheetos!? *throws icarly website at you* LEAVE.
    —-
    *throws selena’s album at you* I love cheetos D:

  • livingoutloud

    Wut is happening

  • mileykicksass

    Jen I don’t know if my message sent because it said technical problems or s.t

  • simpleness

    Bad Girls Club

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    also, i heard that community service hours were important or something.
    i don’t know if this is true, but for my school it’s a requirement to have about 60 community service hours done
    ====
    join Student Government. That looks great on applications. Trust me. Do you play sports? That’s also good. & yeah, mine too. You need 75 to graduate, & I have 130 so I get an award at graduation for that. It’s little things like that that colleges love! Not just grades :)

  • weirdo

    haha yeah me too :)
    How are you? :)
    ====
    I’m good :P how about you??

  • Keepitreal

    *throws selena’s album at you* I love cheetos D:
    —-
    *pukes in cheetos* eat it hoe. And go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich and bring my vitamins hoe!

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Rioting just makes my penis tingle.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    ass jack
    ===
    lmao that’s a new one

  • simpleness

    nose

    YUP

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Quatre. Today, tomorrow, tuesday, thursday.
    ===
    yup

  • Anonymousness

    A train leaves from New York City (NYC) heading towards Los Angeles (LA) at 100 mph. Three hours later, a train leaves LA heading towards NYC at 200 MPH. Assume there’s exactly 2000 miles between LA and NYC. When they meet, which train is closer to New York City?
    __

    wouldnt they be in the same place?
    lol idk i suck at mathhhh3ut8743htirgthb

  • Keepitreal

    It has 3 hands, what am I?
    __

    Oprah winfrey
    —-
    Nope

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    What English word has three consecutive double letters?
    ===
    bookkeeper

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *pukes in cheetos* eat it hoe. And go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich and bring my vitamins hoe!
    —–
    Your mama’s already taken up the space in kitchen. ohhhhhh *whole crowd goes ohhh too*

  • Keepitreal

    Your mama’s already taken up the space in kitchen. ohhhhhh *whole crowd goes ohhh too*
    —-
    *shoves ugly jeepers creeper monster up your ass*

  • Anonymousness
  • mileykicksass

    Rioting just makes my penis tingle.

    Wut is your life

  • sparkles
  • simpleness

    Tell me
    I’m A Word Of 5 Letters
    People Eat Me..!
    If YOU Remove My 1st Letter i’ll BE A FORM Of Energy
    If YOU Remove My 1st TWO Letters i’ll BE Needed FOR Living…!
    If YOU Remove My 1st THREE Letters i’ll BE Near YOU
    If YOU Remove My 1st FOUR Letters i’ll B A Drink FOR YOU..

  • weirdo
  • livingoutloud

    Bye alll.

  • Anonymousness

    join Student Government. That looks great on applications. Trust me. Do you play sports? That’s also good. & yeah, mine too. You need 75 to graduate, & I have 130 so I get an award at graduation for that. It’s little things like that that colleges love! Not just grades :)
    ___

    I’m so shy for most of that! haha
    I suck at sports honestly but i’m thinking of joining Key Club and Gymnastics :)

  • joechick

    lmao that’s a new one
    ———
    yeah rofl I say that to my friends and they look at me like i’m crazy, but it’s my signature word

  • anons

    ./

  • Keepitreal

    Bye living :)

  • weirdo

    Bye alll.

    =====
    Bye!

  • Anonymousness

    Tell me
    I’m A Word Of 5 Letters
    People Eat Me..!
    If YOU Remove My 1st Letter i’ll BE A FORM Of Energy
    If YOU Remove My 1st TWO Letters i’ll BE Needed FOR Living…!
    If YOU Remove My 1st THREE Letters i’ll BE Near YOU
    If YOU Remove My 1st FOUR Letters i’ll B A Drink FOR YOU..
    ___

    *stare*
    is it Wheat>?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Tell me
    I’m A Word Of 5 Letters
    People Eat Me..!
    If YOU Remove My 1st Letter i’ll BE A FORM Of Energy
    If YOU Remove My 1st TWO Letters i’ll BE Needed FOR Living…!
    If YOU Remove My 1st THREE Letters i’ll BE Near YOU
    If YOU Remove My 1st FOUR Letters i’ll B A Drink FOR YOU..
    ====
    mind fuck. no idea! :o

  • sparkles

    AWH YEAH IT WORKS NOW

  • weirdo

    *goes back to creeping*

  • Keepitreal

    AWWWWWW JENNAH YOUR PROFILE SONG IS CHRISTMAS EVE ;FJDSKFMJF,K I LOVE YOU, YOU SLUT :D

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I’m so shy for most of that! haha
    I suck at sports honestly but i’m thinking of joining Key Club and Gymnastics :)
    ====
    wht’s Key Club? O.o

  • anons

    AWWWWWW JENNAH YOUR PROFILE SONG IS CHRISTMAS EVE ;FJDSKFMJF,K I LOVE YOU, YOU SLUT :D

    OMG REALLY JEN??? GONNA LAY SOME COOKIES OUT, IMMA EAT EM ALL. I made her like that song. ;)

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • sparkles

    AWWWWWW JENNAH YOUR PROFILE SONG IS CHRISTMAS EVE ;FJDSKFMJF,K I LOVE YOU, YOU SLUT :D

    I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU WHORE!! IT’S CHRISTMAS THEME~

  • sparkles

    OMG REALLY JEN??? GONNA LAY SOME COOKIES OUT, IMMA EAT EM ALL. I made her like that song. ;)

    YES REALLY! IT’S TRUE, YOU DID~

  • Keepitreal

    OMG REALLY JEN??? GONNA LAY SOME COOKIES OUT, IMMA EAT EM ALL. I made her like that song. ;)
    —–
    WE HAVE SUCH GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC :D

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • Anonymousness

    wht’s Key Club? O.o
    __

    Not too sure, but i heard that it helps with fund raisers and you go to trips, do community service hours and all that cool stuff… :)

  • Keepitreal

    I LOVE YOU TOO, YOU WHORE!! IT’S CHRISTMAS THEME~

    —-
    D,AXNFN,K,NC,DN,MDDZNCXZND MUST GIVE YOU COOKIES

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Rosie our baby is named Rimitri. It’s a little tranny. So beautiful. :’)

  • anons

    leggo

  • simpleness

    *stare*
    is it Wheat>?
    —-
    DAMN YOU

  • sparkles

    D,AXNFN,K,NC,DN,MDDZNCXZND MUST GIVE YOU COOKIES

    IMA EAT ‘EM ALL. :3

  • mileykicksass

    http://i.imgur.com/SNqSg.png

    alsdkjalskdjlsdjalsdjk

  • Anonymousness

    DAMN YOU
    ___

    LOL OMG!!

  • joechick
  • mileykicksass

    Rosie our baby is named Rimitri. It’s a little tranny. So beautiful. :’)

    Omg. It’s blonde right?

  • Anonymousness

    An elephant, a giraffe, a monkey and a cat were standing under an umbrella.

    Who got wet?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    All these pics and I’m on an iPod.

  • Keepitreal

    IMA EAT ‘EM ALL. :3

    OMG JENNAH I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. MUST STOP USING CAPS lol okay i’m done

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Not too sure, but i heard that it helps with fund raisers and you go to trips, do community service hours and all that cool stuff… :)
    ====
    lol oh okay. sounds fun! go for it! :)

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:29 pm
    mileykicksass said:
    Rosie our baby is named Rimitri. It’s a little tranny. So beautiful. :’)

    Omg. It’s blonde right?
    —-
    No, it’s a brunette

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Zayn should be Aladdin for Halloween *_*

    *le dies*

  • Keepitreal

    Christmas cookies with the icing on them skhmhk fml christmas come faster

  • joechick

    i’m obsessed with their math song I can’t get enough
    zayn and harry sound cute

  • Sparks

    I’m shocked!

  • Grammar Nazi.

    My hair is naturally blonde so it would be a blonde actually. Baby Rimitri is blonde.

  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:29 pm
    mileykicksass said:
    Rosie our baby is named Rimitri. It’s a little tranny. So beautiful. :’)

    Omg. It’s blonde right?
    —-
    No, it’s a brunette

    ….
    Quick let’s bury it. OMG I BLAME YOU, WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE ME THE BABIES I WANT *rips your penis off*

  • Keepitreal

    why are you users having a tranny baby. Is it shit face from seed of chucky?..

  • simpleness

    An elephant, a giraffe, a monkey and a cat were standing under an umbrella.

    Who got wet?
    —-
    Everyone else but the giraffe

  • joechick

    Zayn should be Aladdin for Halloween *_*

    *le dies*
    ———
    …………

  • sparkles

    OMG JENNAH I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. MUST STOP USING CAPS lol okay i’m done

    But caps are fun tho. ._.

  • mileykicksass

    I know I’m late but destiny brought me back to you~

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    …………
    ===
    wht??

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Baby Rimitri is the savior of OceanUP. He was born from virgin Rosie and is God Dimitri’s only son. He came from tumblr to die and make OU alive and have anons again.

  • sparkles

    I’m the one who wants to take you on a sleigh ride now~

  • Keepitreal

    under an umbrella.

    Who got wet?
    —-

    The giraffe?

  • simpleness

    When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

  • Keepitreal

    But caps are fun tho. ._.
    —-
    ORRLY??

  • joechick

    wht??
    —————
    So stereotypical but sooooo adorable

  • Grammar Nazi.

    In the name of the Rosie, The Rimitri, and the holy Dimitri. Amen.

  • sparkles

    ORRLY??

    LET ME GIVE YOU ALLLL OF ME~

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • Keepitreal

    When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
    —-
    A dentist drill? Or that thing that sprays water in your mouth?

  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    In the name of the Rosie, The Rimitri, and the holy Dimitri. Amen.

    omfg

  • Grammar Nazi.

    When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
    ——
    My dick when I’m fucking you.

  • anons

    Today it all about you babe, the mistletoe will pull us closer it sorta feels like its valentines valentines

  • Keepitreal

    LET ME GIVE YOU ALLLL OF ME~
    —-
    BE MY HOLIDAY MY DREAM~

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    So stereotypical but sooooo adorable
    ====
    lol i figured you would say that, but no not even like that! I rlly think he’d be a hot Prince Aladdin. Now if I could be Jasmine…

  • anons

    -puts on christmas eve, sets mood-

  • Grammar Nazi.

    When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
    ——
    Yep, definitely my dick. I can fill up any hole.

  • weirdo
  • sparkles

    When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?



    Um
    a dick or

  • simpleness

    When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
    ——
    My dick when I’m fucking you.
    —-
    A dentist

  • Keepitreal

    A dentist

    I kinda said that tho…

  • I’mOnlyReal

    … Justin..

  • mileykicksass
  • simpleness

    A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

  • mileykicksass

    Next Halloween I’m dressing up in a sheet and when people ask if I’m a ghost I’m gonna say I’m sperm

  • anons

    OMG MY FA VPART

  • anons

    gonna lay some cookies out, imma eat em all

  • Anonymousness

    none got wet.

    i never said it was raining.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    In the land of OceanUP, during the time of Rimitris birth. Three wise users came to OU: Jen, KIR, and anons. They brought with them gifts for the child. The first wise user, Jen, brought a new tumblr. The second wise user, KIR, brought a new Justin bieber album. The third wise user, anons, brought a collection of 80’s porn.

  • joechick

    lol i figured you would say that, but no not even like that! I rlly think he’d be a hot Prince Aladdin. Now if I could be Jasmine…
    ———-
    He would be though and we both wish

  • Anonymousness

    A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
    __

    a ring?

  • sparkles

    I don’t need no presents girl, you’re everything that I need.

  • weirdo

    Justin is sexy!!!!!

  • joechick

    What appears once in a minute and twice in a millimeter?

  • simpleness

    none got wet.

    i never said it was raining.
    —–
    LOL OH

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Oct 29, 2011 @ 09:41 pm
    joechick said:
    What appears once in a minute and twice in a millimeter?
    —-
    The letter m.

  • sparkles

    A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

    I would say a vagina, but the highlighted part isn’t always true. Smh some sluts.

  • simpleness

    a ring?

    FUCK YOU!

  • Keepitreal

    In the land of OceanUP, during the time of Rimitris birth. Three wise users came to OU: Jen, KIR, and anons. They brought with them gifts for the child. The first wise user, Jen, brought a new tumblr. The second wise user, KIR, brought a new Justin bieber album. The third wise user, anons, brought a collection of 80’s porn.

    Oh my..

  • Anonymousness

    What appears once in a minute and twice in a millimeter?
    __

    the letter m!!! :D

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    What appears once in a minute and twice in a millimeter?
    ===
    the letter i…..or m…..or even e. lmao

  • Anonymousness

    FUCK YOU!
    __

    hahahahah omg
    i love you too ^_^
    but that one was easy lol
    i never wouldve guessed on that Dentist one tho… so dirty o.o

  • simpleness

    I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

  • Keepitreal

    Kissing underneath the treee~

  • joechick

    screw you all

  • mileykicksass

    In the land of OceanUP, during the time of Rimitris birth. Three wise users came to OU: Jen, KIR, and anons. They brought with them gifts for the child. The first wise user, Jen, brought a new tumblr. The second wise user, KIR, brought a new Justin bieber album. The third wise user, anons, brought a collection of 80’s porn.

    Lol irl

  • joechick

    I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
    ———-
    peanut butter

  • Anonymousness

    What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?

  • joechick

    There was a man looking at a picture and somebody came up and said, “Who is this picture of?” The man said, “My dad’s grandfather’s son’s son’s son.” Who’s the picture of?

  • Keepitreal

    I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

    Peanut butter?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Them sex riddles…

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Yep, definitely my dick. I can fill up any hole.
    ====
    gorl byeeeee, yo dick couldnt even fill a pencil sharpener

  • Anonymousness

    I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
    ———-
    peanut butter
    __

    or a Hershey’s bar with almonds

  • sparkles

    You have a 5 gallon bucket, a 3 gallon bucket (both without measurements), & a lake. You want 4 gallons of water. How do you get that?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Anonymousness said:
    What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?
    ===
    page

  • Anonymousness

    There was a man looking at a picture and somebody came up and said, “Who is this picture of?” The man said, “My dad’s grandfather’s son’s son’s son.” Who’s the picture of?
    __

    himself

  • sparkles

    What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?

    Post office?

  • simpleness

    peanut butter

    yes damn

  • Keepitreal

    There was a man looking at a picture and somebody came up and said, “Who is this picture of?” The man said, “My dad’s grandfather’s son’s son’s son.” Who’s the picture of?

    Ugh skip that

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    You have a 5 gallon bucket, a 3 gallon bucket (both without measurements), & a lake. You want 4 gallons of water. How do you get that?
    ====
    fill the 5 gallon bucket. then pour water into the 3 gallon bucket till it’s 1/3 of the way filled. you’re left with 4 gallons in the 5 gallon bucket. idk im just guessing lmao

  • monica4you

    I though is was Nick Jonas for a minute!! lol

  • weirdo

    1

  • weirdo

    2

  • weirdo

    3

  • weirdo

    4567890

  • Anonymousness

    You have a 5 gallon bucket, a 3 gallon bucket (both without measurements), & a lake. You want 4 gallons of water. How do you get that?
    ___

    lol i think i saw something like this in the movie Live Free or Die Hard…..

  • Grammar Nazi.

    *chews gum*

  • joechick

    What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?
    ——-
    post office

  • anons

    United States
    3 Australia
    1 Canada
    1 New Zealand
    1 Singapore
    1 United Arab Emirates
    1 Argentina
    1 Malaysia

    look at all those foreign people

  • mileykicksass

    I suck at riddles lol

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Keepitreal said:
    There was a man looking at a picture and somebody came up and said, “Who is this picture of?” The man said, “My dad’s grandfather’s son’s son’s son.” Who’s the picture of?
    ===
    himself

  • Anonymousness

    yep, it was Post Office lol

  • Anonymousness

    A man works in a fruit and vegetable shop. His shoe size is 8, he is 21 years old, his shirt size is Large and he is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?

  • joechick

    What starts with T ends with T and is full of T?

  • simpleness

    I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    yep, it was Post Office lol
    ===
    ._.

    it could be a page, cuz a page has words that consist of letters…lmao

  • anons

    I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

    a dick

  • joechick

    A man works in a fruit and vegetable shop. His shoe size is 8, he is 21 years old, his shirt size is Large and he is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
    ——–
    fruits and vegtables

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    What starts with T ends with T and is full of T?
    ====
    teapot?

  • mileykicksass

    I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

    Gum?

  • joechick

    teapot?
    ——-
    damn

  • Anonymousness

    fruits and vegtables
    ___

    omg ;dsgjrgndfkgnsdjk you googled dat!! D:

  • anons

    oh god my legs hurt

  • simpleness

    Gum?

    YES

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    i like this game! i shall contribute

  • Anonymousness

    it could be a page, cuz a page has words that consist of letters…lmao
    __

    hahahah yes it could :) but at the same time a page could also be blank ._.

  • joechick

    By day, translucent,
    By night, opaque.
    May be colored to mint,
    Or may be brown like a rake.
    On metal rings,
    It hangs in the windy air,
    Often knocking down things,
    While a child whispers her prayer.
    The fabric glows in the faint moon light,
    Softly murmuring to them, good night.
    Good night.

    What is it?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    give me food and i live
    give me water and i die
    what am I?

  • Keepitreal

    How the hell do you guys turn a fun riddle game into math, like wtf?

  • Anonymousness

    i love how simpleness started this whole riddle thing hahaha

  • joechick

    omg ;dsgjrgndfkgnsdjk you googled dat!! D:
    ——–
    no I heard that one before

  • Keepitreal

    joechick said:
    By day, translucent,
    By night, opaque.
    May be colored to mint,
    Or may be brown like a rake.
    On metal rings,
    It hangs in the windy air,
    Often knocking down things,
    While a child whispers her prayer.
    The fabric glows in the faint moon light,
    Softly murmuring to them, good night.
    Good night.

    What is it?

    Curtain

  • anons

    .

  • joechick

    give me food and i live
    give me water and i die
    what am I?
    ——
    wait is it fire ?

  • simpleness

    All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

  • Anonymousness

    The police found a dead body inside a car. It was obvious that the woman was shot to death. There was no gun powder inside the car, so that meant that the murderer shot the woman from outside the car. But the windows were intact and rolled up and the doors were locked. How did the shooter kill the woman?

  • joechick

    I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am i?

  • anons

    why is my dad awake maaaaaan i cant concentrate

  • joechick

    All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I
    ——-
    water fountain

  • Anonymousness

    All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
    __

    lol omg

  • Keepitreal

    I flash myself all around
    sometimes I make a sound
    The results can play tricks on you
    and the person you will see isn’t always true
    What am I?

  • sparkles

    Nobody can see me but you, it’s so magical.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    wait is it fire ?
    ===
    yup :)

  • Keepitreal

    The police found a dead body inside a car. It was obvious that the woman was shot to death. There was no gun powder inside the car, so that meant that the murderer shot the woman from outside the car. But the windows were intact and rolled up and the doors were locked. How did the shooter kill the woman?
    —-
    She was outside the car

  • joechick

    I flash myself all around
    sometimes I make a sound
    The results can play tricks on you
    and the person you will see isn’t always true
    What am I?
    ———
    a camera ?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Jennah I know exactly where you live. And I know what you did last summer..
    ~

    I WATCHED I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER TODAY
    I’m convinced theres a fishermen is my house with a hook trying to kill me.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I GROW WEARY OF YOUR FOOLISH ACTS.

  • Keepitreal

    Where do I live?
    —-
    In a house. I know what you last summer also..*smokes cigar*

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    what weighs more?
    a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    ._________________________________.
    By the way, I did see the Justin croth Instagram aha. “Unleash the beast”
    ~

    Tehee… It ressembles though. NEGL.
    -saved instragram-

  • sparkles

    I flash myself all around
    sometimes I make a sound
    The results can play tricks on you
    and the person you will see isn’t always true
    What am I?

    A camera.

  • sparkles

    I WATCHED I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER TODAY
    I’m convinced theres a fishermen is my house with a hook trying to kill me.

    OMG THAT MOVIE. sdlglksdaldsga

  • joechick

    what weighs more?
    a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
    ———-
    they weigh the same

  • Keepitreal

    I know where you sleep.
    Yeah be scared
    —-
    With justin behind selena’s back? How did you know that..

  • sparkles

    The police found a dead body inside a car. It was obvious that the woman was shot to death. There was no gun powder inside the car, so that meant that the murderer shot the woman from outside the car. But the windows were intact and rolled up and the doors were locked. How did the shooter kill the woman?

    Convertible lol

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    ariana lol
    ~

    Awn yeaah

  • Anonymousness

    She was outside the car
    ___

    the car was convertible :)

  • Keepitreal

    I WATCHED I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER TODAY

    I think I watched it thurday. I kept laughing at the tile. Its all “I know what you did last summer.” Then its “I STILL know what you did last summer.” Idk it made me laugh tho.

  • sparkles

    Now your girl might be sick but my girl sicker.

  • joechick

    With justin behind selena’s back? How did you know that..
    ——–
    I saw and have pictures and now I shall blackmail you