Louis,’ I Prefer Boobs That Aren’t Too Big’

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Louis Tomlinson revealed what he looks for in his perfect girl: ‘A good smile. Though, to be honest, a good personality is more important. Good banter and someone who’s witty.’ When it comes to physical qualities, he can’t choose between legs, boobs or bum: ‘I like all 3, although a nice bum is wicked, and I prefer boobs that aren’t too big.’

Louis told The Sun: ‘The worst thing about living with Harry is the constant stream of women he is getting through our door. It’s relentless. I am a one-woman man with Eleanor. It’s still not quite official. We haven’t put a name on it but I really like her, she’s cool. The good thing is everyone has been so nice about it. If the fans see her they ask her for a photo and she gets shy. Half the reason I really like her is that she’s not fazed by the fans. She’s good. The good side is he’s a decent cook. He cooks for me, fajitas and tacos. The fajitas are good, they are very good.’

  • ceeeral

    love your dp ;)

  • sparkles

    Okay.

  • Husky
  • xAskTaylorx

    OMG! It’s 1D’s ________< <<<< Fill in the blank. I thought he had blondish hair?

  • Husky

    Mary, you’re awesome, what a bunch of haters.

  • WYLMITE?

    Nov 14, 2011 @ 08:27 pm
    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    I wish Harry would cook for me *sighhhh*

    I know what you did there :P

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    “The fajitas are good, they are very good.”

    Is this some kind of sexual reference

  • xAskTaylorx

    The boys look pretty chill and not controlled like Disney stars are.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    lol what are they saying?
    —-
    Someone called me disgusting lol XD

  • WYLMITE?

    Fajitas?

  • xAskTaylorx

    Who’s the person(s) in charge for the OUC?

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • anons

    Who’s the person(s) in charge for the OUC?

    grammar nazi

  • Voice of reason

    Um Darren Criss uses nail-paints?
    WTF.

    LOL, no. He went to a indie rock music festival and got all painted up. It was all in good fun, but being the asshole that he is, he kept it on for a couple of his interviews and gigs.

    I’m using asshole as a term of endearment, btw.
    http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/darren-criss-shirtless-at-coachella__oPt.jpg
    http://img228.imagevenue.com/loc99/th_494901736_ChordOverstreetandDarren_life_gay.blogspot_06_122_99lo.jpg

  • xAskTaylorx

    Weird? @GN.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Who’s the person(s) in charge for the OUC?
    —–
    Right here.

  • Lilly

    LOL
    ——–
    most guys also wear makeup, you’re on camera so you have to look nice

  • xAskTaylorx

    Cool. How long has it been since OUC has been running? @anons or GN.

  • Voice of reason

    LOL
    ——–
    most guys also wear makeup, you’re on camera so you have to look nice

    That, I will not defend him on. He likes his powder blushes and peach lipstick.
    No shame, no shame.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I want to do liams eyebrows.

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • Lilly

    What’s OCU? Sounds like a disorder

  • WYLMITE?

    Voice of reason said:

    Um Darren Criss uses nail-paints?
    WTF.

    LOL, no. He went to a indie rock music festival and got all painted up. It was all in good fun, but being the asshole that he is, he kept it on for a couple of his interviews and gigs.

    I’m using asshole as a term of endearment, btw.
    http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/darren-criss-shirt
    http://img228.imagevenue.com/loc99/th_494901736_ChordOverstreetandDarren
    —–
    Oh okay.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Anyways, when are you guys going to start “gushing” over 1D?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Cool. How long has it been since OUC has been running? @anons or GN.
    —-
    Since August or September I think.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Mary
    Do you have a bunch of gorgeous flawless men in your theatre group?….

  • xAskTaylorx

    Oceanup confessions. @Lilly.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    12:43..

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Yeahhh, bye.

  • anons

    dead

  • sparkles

    Last comment.

  • Saywhat.not

    HOT

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  • Fashionexplosion

    Anybody on?

  • Fashionexplosion

    Guess not?

  • Fashionexplosion

    Ohh someone is alive on here! :]

  • MileyEqualsAwesome

    Ok Louis, good to know.
    That’s pretty adorable when he talks about Eleanor, and oh Harry

  • Fashionexplosion

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 12:27 am
    MileyEqualsAwesome said:
    Ok Louis, good to know.
    That’s pretty adorable when he talks about Eleanor, and oh Harry

    —-

    He is just too cute all around!

  • Fashionexplosion

    There is this guy who looks like zayn in my art class… Hihi. Jus sayin

  • xDemiSmiley

    Awwww it’s so cute how he talks about Eleanor .. it seems like he really likes her <33

  • Fashionexplosion

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 02:21 am
    xDemiSmiley said:
    Awwww it’s so cute how he talks about Eleanor .. it seems like he really likes her <33

    —-

    I think it’s really cute too like it’s cool that there are celebs that talks about their gf’s and ofc that we fans are cool with it :]

  • Fashionexplosion

    Asomebody please be on… 40 minutes till my buss goes and I’m alone

  • Fashionexplosion

    slow day at OU

  • wiktoriad

    LOL ;P http: //szort.pl/hhjko

  • Fashionexplosion

    well im banned so

  • l?veislouder

    I prefer boobs that aren’t too big

    well fuck my life then. lol. hopefully Liam doesn’t mind ;)

  • anons

    dead post RIP

  • WYLMITE?

    The good thing is everyone has been so nice about it. If the fans see her they ask her for a photo and she gets shy.

    :)

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I wish Harry would cook for me *sighhhh*

  • weirdo

    oh. :)

  • weirdo

    I want to marry him….

  • rocio92

    when will be the day that Justin Bieber would talk like this about his girl and don’t get hate because of that?
    IDK one direction but they seem so relaxed, the same to their fans

  • MuffinsAreEvil

    Oh hello, there

  • oceanUP.

    in case it was tldr…
    Louis basically said that he is currently singing ‘You Belong With Me’ to Harry. He is jealous of all the one night stands Harry is currently seeing and wants Harry to know that he wants to be his one and only shawty.

  • WYLMITE?

    Most actors do though they only use the clear kind so it makes their nails shinny

    LOL

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    -looks down-
    Well hey, Lou ;)

  • anons

    qwertyuioasdfghjksdfvgbhnjmk,frvgbh

  • Grammar Nazi.

    What’s OCU? Sounds like a disorder
    ——
    http://oceanupconfessions.tumblr.com/

  • WYLMITE?

    LOL
    ——–
    most guys also wear makeup, you’re on camera so you have to look nice

    :s

  • xAskTaylorx

    I thought it has been longer than that. Got bored one night? XD

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Who are you?
    Your alcoholic step father.

  • Voice of reason

    @Britt
    Thanks bb. Lol, I just find it funny how it’s so obviously the same person that has their little 2 cents on anyone and everyone. It’s hilarious.

    @Lil
    Yes, I did hear about this. Which would make it a whole new plot in general. Because Doctor Who is built strictly on it’s past. So… I don’t know how they’re going to execute this thing.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I thought it has been longer than that. Got bored one night? XD

    Yea XD and the owner of the other one disappeared so I just made a new one.

  • WYLMITE?

    Music suggestions..

  • Lilly

    This might be awkward but who’s Louis?

  • Voice of reason

    Mary
    Do you have a bunch of gorgeous flawless men in your theatre group?….
    —-
    Jacqueline, I’m not some flooze!
    I have a bf, but… yes.
    There are quite a few. *slides away into the night*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Nov 14, 2011 @ 08:50 pm
    Lilly said:
    This might be awkward but who’s Louis?
    ~

    One of the members of One Direction

  • WYLMITE?

    Nov 14, 2011 @ 08:50 pm
    Lilly said:

    This might be awkward but who’s Louis?

    He’s from One Direction XD

  • Voice of reason

    Did…. I mention they’re all gay? Nope?
    Yeah, all gay. (:

  • sparkles

    qwertyuioasdfghjksdfvgbhnjmk,frvgbh

    What?

  • anons

    What?

    This person lied to me.

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Jacqueline, I’m not some flooze!
    I have a bf, but… yes.
    There are quite a few. *slides away into the night*
    ~

    S,all good!…
    A theatre group came and presented a modernized Romeo and Juliet today. They come Rhett year for a different play. I don’t know if it’s my lack of seeing guys in my day to day time at school or it was really them but oh my god.
    The entire time I was just awed at how wonderful some of them are at everyjing richvufjduvhdj

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Nov 14, 2011 @ 08:52 pm
    Voice of reason said:
    Did…. I mention they’re all gay? Nope?
    Yeah, all gay. (:
    ~

    The ones I’m interested in are straight. I’ve checked. Oh merciful Facebook. Taken, but straight.

  • Voice of reason

    In theatre, no ones straight.

  • Voice of reason

    no one is*

  • Lilly

    @Lil
    Yes, I did hear about this. Which would make it a whole new plot in general. Because Doctor Who is built strictly on it’s past. So… I don’t know how they’re going to execute this thing.
    ——-
    I think they should try to embrace as much as the series canon as possible. If they’re good, they should time it right when the Doctor regenerate in the TV Show that way there’s not two Doctor at the same time. In a way it show be like the ep “Rose” where we meet Rose first and then meet the Doctor through her eyes, that way it’s still connect to the show by you don’t need to know everything to jump in.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    good night.

  • Lilly

    Voice of reason said:
    In theatre, no ones straight.
    ———-
    Including you? :P

  • Lilly

    WYLMITE & Disco – Thanks guys

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Nov 14, 2011 @ 08:56 pm
    Voice of reason said:
    In theatre, no ones straight.
    ~

    Bi. I’m going for bi. I still qualify.
    Dancers as well though.
    THE ONLY TYPES I WANT ARE DOUBTFUL

  • sparkles

    Goodnight Dimitri.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Nov 14, 2011 @ 08:57 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    good night.
    ~

    Goodnight .x

  • Voice of reason

    @Lilly
    SHHHH, you’re making our weed escapades obvious. Tone it down. (;

  • Voice of reason

    @Jac
    I’m just kidding. There are many guys, as well as girls who are heterosexual. It’s just being involved in theater, you have to act and usually theater kids are really metrosexual to begin with.

  • Lilly

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkn25pFnh71qbfnhro1_400.gif

    someone what to tell me why this gif of jello is so fascinating, I swear I spend at least a couple mins just staring at it on my dash XD

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I’m just kidding. There are many guys, as well as girls who are heterosexual. It’s just being involved in theater, you have to act and usually theater kids are really metrosexual to begin with.
    ~

    Wondeful. They’re just what I want, tbh. At least why I’ve seen over the past two years. Especially this one. Romeo and Paris… -falls to ground-

  • Husky

    ..-starts homework-

  • Lilly

    The greatest thing about Twilight is how much the Twilight stars hate it

  • Voice of reason

    Completely agree Lilly. New Who would be the biggest testament to model it after. I just.. I guess I’m skeptical about the real intention of it though…

  • sparkles

    oijdtgsjh4ot94wet89wogadsogsdgsdgsdh

  • WYLMITE?

    Nov 14, 2011 @ 09:05 pm
    Lilly said:

    The greatest thing about Twilight is how much the Twilight stars hate it
    —————-

    LOL So true.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I know what you did there :P
    =====
    lol wht….?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I have to finish the ending to my short story. What kind of punch can you finish for a story about a girl meeting a guy -_-
    and my poem I am forever unsure about

  • Husky

    sparkles said:
    oijdtgsjh4ot94wet89wogadsogsdgsdgsdh

    What’s going on ;)

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    and my poem I am forever unsure about
    ======
    I offered to help with your poem earlier, but you never replied :/

  • WYLMITE?

    I know what you did there :P
    =====
    lol wht….?
    ———
    Umm nothing :P

  • Voice of reason
  • sparkles

    What’s going on ;)

    Omg. I swear I didn’t mean to put that there.

  • anons

    I want to see breaking dawn.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Umm nothing :P
    ======
    no rlly! tell meeee!!!! :/

  • Lilly

    Voice of reason said:
    Completely agree Lilly. New Who would be the biggest testament to model it after. I just.. I guess I’m skeptical about the real intention of it though…
    ——–
    I would be more behind it if they were working with the people that run the show but they way they make it seem it sounds like they’re going in a completely different direction. The only good thing about it is that maybe I can convent some people into Whovians. XD

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I offered to help with your poem earlier, but you never replied :/
    ~

    I did! I said I wasn’t sure of posting it here!

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I want to see breaking dawn.
    ==========
    me too but no one will see it with me .___.

  • Husky

    sparkles said:

    Omg. I swear I didn’t mean to put that there.

    Okay Jenny :)

  • Lilly

    WYLMITE? said:
    Nov 14, 2011 @ 09:05 pm
    Lilly said:

    The greatest thing about Twilight is how much the Twilight stars hate it
    —————-

    LOL So true.
    ——-
    Especially Robert Pattinson, it almost makes me like him

  • Lilly

    VOR

    That’s the exact post I was talking about XD

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    My friends and I are renting a chocolate fountain and having a tea party. Like a fancy one..

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I did! I said I wasn’ t sure of posting it here!
    =====
    rlly? I swear I never saw that! :L
    & why not? is it personal?

  • Lilly

    I hope I won’t get dragged to see Breaking Dawn.

  • Voice of reason

    He’s the biggest tool.
    I love him.

  • WYLMITE?

    no rlly! tell meeee!!!! :/

    You changed your comment..Nothing important :B

  • anons

    sdfsdfs

  • Lilly

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    My friends and I are renting a chocolate fountain and having a tea party. Like a fancy one..
    ——–
    I love chocolate fountains

  • SunFlower

    Okay… It’s good to see that at least one of the 1D band mates is not too superficial.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    rlly? I swear I never saw that! :L
    & why not? is it personal?
    ~

    Its okay haha
    Uhm, yeah. All my poems are about things that have happened to me and idunno about posting itfor all to see djcjfkd

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    You changed your comment..Nothing
    important :B
    =======
    lol oh you scared me!! thought you were gonna say something else! & yeah cuz I realized the link to the source was there after all. lol whoopss

  • sparkles

    Yah.

  • WYLMITE?

    Especially Robert Pattinson, it almost makes me like him

    I used to dislike him a lot, just because of his involvement with those shitty movies. LOL
    But he seems to be a really down-to-earth kind of guy.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I love chocolate fountains
    ~

    Moving chocolate is a gift

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Okay… It’s good to see that at least one of
    the 1D band mates is not too superficial.
    ==========
    ._______.

    who’s superficial though?

  • sparkles

    What are we talking about?

  • WYLMITE?

    Zayn :o

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Its okay haha
    Uhm, yeah. All my poems are about things that
    have happened to me and idunno about posting
    itfor all to see djcjfkd
    ========
    I understand :)
    and personal ones are the best; I’m sure they’re great

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    What are we talking about?
    =====
    chocolate. twilight. poems. 1D

  • Voice of reason

    I like attractive, intelligent and humble guys so I totally folded and fell for his vampire spell.

    Lol, no. I fucking despise Twilight with every fiber of my being, but he’s a down to earth guy.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Zayn :o
    ====
    wht?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I understand :)
    and personal ones are the best; I’m sure they’re great
    ~

    Thank you :’)

  • JonaticSwifty

    Too bad, Lou ;)

  • WYLMITE?

    Zayn :o
    ====
    wht?
    —-
    ;)

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Last day of school for the week. :&),8$;$!?&/$;$.!,’@”/$€|€~^]!¥)/

    Goodnight <3

  • sparkles

    If I should be so bold, I’d ask you to hold my heart in your hand.

  • sparkles

    Sweetdreams, Jackie.

  • Voice of reason
  • Voice of reason

    Last day of school for the week. :&),8$;$!?&/$;$.!,’@”/$€|€~^]!¥)/

    Goodnight <3

    hatechu
    lol, have an awesome break bb. <3

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    peace out xx

  • SunFlower

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    Okay… It’s good to see that at least one of
    the 1D band mates is not too superficial.
    ==========
    ._______.

    who’s superficial though?

    —————————-

    Majority of guys, in general.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Oh.