Demi Lovato Strawberry Festival Stunning

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Demi will perform @ Florida Strawberry Festival on Friday, March 2 @ 7:30.

@ LAX. Photos: Flynet.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Do you live in Florida? @lovemestealmeawayy.

  • JustinBieberWarrior
  • joechick

    GN are there no more confessions or you gave up?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Totally read Strawberry Fields and started singing

  • xAskTaylorx
  • Grammar Nazi.

    GN are there no more confessions or you gave up?

    I’m on my 1d blog atm.

  • Keepitreal

    Anons can you please resize this for me? Please?

    http://i.imgur.com/1CEQI.gif

  • anons
  • l?veislouder

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Totally read Strawberry Fields and started singing
    ——————————————
    I will love you forever <3
    I did too ;D lol

  • Keepitreal

    I’m on my 1d blog atm.
    —-
    http://i.imgur.com/EqRY9.gif

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 04:12 pm
    exoticmist said:

    That purse, I can’t… o.O

    its more expensive than your car payment tho….

  • oceanUP.

    But it does look like a glorified grocery bag..

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I will love you forever <3
    I did too ;D lol
    ~

    Not alone! Hahah <3

  • joechick

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lucm6zjVj41qfya5m.gif
    Harry has the cutest eyes ever <3

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    s,d;as.

  • Keepitreal
  • exoticmist

    its more expensive than your car payment tho….

    Price doesn’t make beauty, though. It does look like a grocery bag..perhaps a grocery sack is the better term.

  • Keepitreal

    Kingsley is so beast.

  • JustinBieberWarrior
  • xAskTaylorx

    I have a stupid Sociology essay to do. -____-

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 04:16 pm
    xAskTaylorx said:

    Do you live in Florida? @lovemestealmeawayy.

    Anna does…

  • Grammar Nazi.

    i need to stop crying over this trailer.

  • xAskTaylorx

    I thought we were migrating here?

  • Keepitreal

    OMG I almost forgot jordan is kingsley! :D

  • xAskTaylorx

    People to lazy to migrate! Ahhhhh. Teehee.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Back to my essay! Woopee!

  • peacelovehearts
  • Keepitreal

    Since your a girl (Im guessing) You don’t fap, You sloosh.
    —-
    It makes a fap noise when you’re wet tho..

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • l?veislouder

    so One Direction’s album and Big Time Rush’s album will be released on the same day. funny coincidence? I think so x)

  • anons

    It makes a fap noise when you’re wet tho..

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • mileykicksass

    slooshin’

  • anons

    I don’t stick fingers inside me tho

  • Grammar Nazi.

    It makes a fap noise when you’re wet tho..
    —-
    It makes a really quiet slooshy noise though.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    ewe sloosh is such an unattractive word O.o

  • scarsremindme

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    BRB GOTTA SLOOSH

    DEAD.

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 05:48 pm
    Live.Love.Learn. said:
    Drake’s new album today!!!!!!!
    sjsndianxidndiznsbjs
    <3333333333
    ====
    It’s my birthday, I get high if I want to, Can’t deny that I want you, but I lie if have to

  • anons

    lets see if i could finish in 5 minutes

  • Keepitreal

    Orphan. That little girl scared the shit outta me. I would probably just mutilate her ass when I killed her if I was the mom.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    so One Direction’s album and Big Time Rush’s album will be released on the same day. funny coincidence? I think so x)
    ~

    So unfortunate.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Where that’s happened by me, everyone who was involved had that happen to them. Look it up. I’m not going to argue anymore. Don’t but into people’s business’s next time. @loveislouder.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Effie Trinket looks nothing like I imagined she would

    I broke down in tears during the trailer.

  • lovelife

    EW

  • memi trumps sel

    who is watching glee?

  • peacelovehearts

    My vagina doesn’t “sloosh” though.. O_o

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I don’t stick fingers inside me tho
    ~

    You masturbate outside your entrance or.. O_o

  • Keepitreal

    It makes a really quiet slooshy noise though.

    You don’t have a vagina, sit down. I know what sound it makes. Like a duck being born is what it sounds like.

  • simpleness

    It makes a fap noise when you’re wet tho..
    —-
    It makes a really quiet slooshy noise though.
    ===
    http://i.imgur.com/FGHid.gif

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Vagina’s that squirt are weird.

  • mileykicksass

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    Effie Trinket looks nothing like I imagined she would

    I broke down in tears during the trailer.

    I read the books and fell in love omfg, third book was..rushed tho. I need to see it on the opening night, March is so long tho :c

  • Keepitreal

    My vagina doesn’t “sloosh” though.. O_o

    mte

  • scarsremindme

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 05:51 pm
    peacelovehearts said:
    My vagina doesn’t “sloosh” though.. O_o

    You must be wide set…

  • lovelife

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 05:51 pm
    memi trumps sel said:
    who is watching glee?

    ME!

  • Keepitreal

    im gonna go masturbate now, later

    3rd TIME TODAY

    Take Gn with you

  • l?veislouder

    xAskTaylorx said:

    Their going to do whatever no matter what. @Oceanup.
    ——————-
    they’re*

    :)

  • scarsremindme

    l?veislouder said:
    scarsremindme said:

    My school does all our trips for free. You just have to have your parent sign a permission slip and BAM! No school for 2 weeks.
    ———————————-
    wow, that’s amazing. private schools really have so many benefits sometimes.

    It’s awesome. It’s usually because you pay 1,500 dollars every year.

  • Keepitreal

    I dunno i just think there are better ways of diciplining than hitting. Hitting just teaches your kids violence is ok.
    —-
    You’re reading too much into it. If they know they are gonna get in trouble for hitting someone, why would they? Most adults say if someone hits you hit them back, but don’t be the first one to hit them. That “tell your teacher” crap doesn’t work.

  • Keepitreal

    blacks usually.
    —-
    *stares at you* No. You start acting out in a store or crying, you get hit or your mom mumbles something to you and you shut the fuck up.

  • simpleness

    Girls can’t bukkake

  • anons

    mn

  • XoePowns

    What’s FAP?

  • joechick

    AKLSDFAL;FSDKJA;F EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION
    WHO CARES IF JACKIE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN HITTING HER FUTURE KIDS
    LET HER BE OKAY
    if her kids walk all over her that’s her fault

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Vagina look like some kind of wound with like flaps or something. Penises are just basic, shaped like a pickle, two balls hanging.
    ~

    It’s just a small v with a line… Unless you go inside, that’s a different story. I don’t even wanna know.
    Dicks are just there. And ugly.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:40 pm
    simpleness said:

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:37 pm
    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    I kinda want to watch Ancient Rome gay butt sex, I heard they did that -files nails-
    ====
    Have you seen the movie Deep Throat?

    its true, I took a class on sex and gender in ancient greece and rome…I had no idea. Eyes were really opened the entire class. I had no idea…
    O_O

  • simpleness

    Did I tell you guys I got my back dimples pierced?
    ===
    YOUR WHAT?

  • memi trumps sel

    put it this way. All kids act up. But you know who makes the biggest most noticable seen are the parents who start spanking there parents infront of the whole store.

  • peacelovehearts

    Rob Kardashian’s in the finals. LAWLL.
    ———————————–
    yay! lol
    I don’t watch DWTS, so can you tell me how many couples are in the finals? 2 or 3?
    ——————-
    Ermmmm, i actually don’t know.
    I haven’t watched since Kristin was voted off.

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • Keepitreal

    lol but the thing is I hate converse
    They’re uncomfortable
    —-
    Jordans?

  • scarsremindme

    YOUR A HOT MESS, IM LOVING IT HELL YES.

  • Keepitreal

    Vagina look like some kind of wound with like flaps or something. Penises are just basic, shaped like a pickle, two balls hanging.
    —–
    I’d rather have flaps then having balls that drop way down low and sweep the flo at old age.

  • iSarcasticING

    we should all look for the most hilarious and cheap porn video we can find…*smurks*

  • XoePowns

    (replying to this) – Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:33 pm
    anons said:
    No lol you just seem so sweet & quiet & pleasent

    MY MOUTH JUST DR=OPPED OPEN IN REAL LIFE. AHDSDJHSAHAHAHHAHA YOUSDFDSF DSFHSHAHAH LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
    -x-
    I’m assuming really crazy shit happens when I’m not on. Lmao

  • simpleness

    What do you think about the elderly fighting?

    http://youtu.be/gNGb8hMExEU

  • scarsremindme

    oceanUP. said:
    okay keep it pg13.. no descriptives….

    Keepitreal started it, Asking me details. Pssh.

  • Keepitreal

    I always wanted to see teeth..

  • scarsremindme

    simpleness said:
    simpleness said:
    Aladdin and Jasmine porn

    Lmfao, “ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDD”
    ========
    KDHFJFJGFJKGFJGS ROFL

    Did you have the same image in your head as I did? I cannot.

  • memi trumps sel

    stares at you* No. You start acting out in a store or crying, you get hit or your mom mumbles something to you and you shut the fuck up.

    thats the problem though. seeing a kid get smacked in a store is wayy wayyy more of a distraction than a kid winning.

  • xAskTaylorx

    She was gone, but then she came back.

  • iSarcasticING

    watches Miley videos over and over instead of doing my class work.

    Miley Christ approves.

  • memi trumps sel

    You’re reading too much into it. If they know they are gonna get in trouble for hitting someone, why would they? Most adults say if someone hits you hit them back, but don’t be the first one to hit them. That “tell your teacher” crap doesn’t work.

    well yeah if they hit you first than hit back obviously. but in this case the parent is hitting you first.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    AKLSDFAL;FSDKJA;F EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION
    WHO CARES IF JACKIE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN HITTING HER FUTURE KIDS
    LET HER BE OKAY
    if her kids walk all over her that’s her fault
    ~

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn5jqNiTB1qaqu1ro4_250.gif

  • peacelovehearts

    I think there should be flavored cum.
    So much more appealing…

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Pornography directors should remake the movie “300”

  • joechick

    Jordans?
    ———–
    hm maybe I’ll check it

  • sparkles

    Well don’t you think your hot shit.

    Why, yes I do :3

  • Grammar Nazi.

    At least I can masturbate easy. *chews gum*

  • mileykicksass

    we should all look for the most hilarious and cheap porn video we can find…*smurks*

    The full video of the head in vag gif

  • Keepitreal

    How do you get..and your dimples..with the piercing?–WUT.

  • Keepitreal

    put it this way. All kids act up. But you know who makes the biggest most noticable seen are the parents who start spanking there parents infront of the whole store.
    —-
    The kids cry and then stop. If you just roam around in the store with your kid crying the whole time people will give you looks. I sure would.

  • anons

    lol comments are getting deleted

  • joechick

    you guys are chasing me away.

  • anons

    I’m assuming really crazy shit happens when I’m not on. Lmao

    yep

  • anons

    we’re going in circles WE’RE LIKE NA NA NA THEN WE’RE LIKE YEAH YEAH YEAH

  • Takes1toKno1

    this conversation right now tho… i smell things now thanks to kir ahahah

    http://i.imgur.com/moJHC.gif

  • scarsremindme

    All those field trips are in the thousands of dollars your parents pay for your school :moon:

    True.

  • XoePowns

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:35 pm
    simpleness said:
    Did I tell you guys I got my back dimples pierced?
    ===
    YOUR WHAT?
    -x-
    Back dimples. Lol google it it’s just dimples in your lower back that SOME people are born with.

  • joechick

    See what I did there Jackie I insulted you while cutting you slack at the same time eh?

  • Husky

    peacelovehearts said:
    Squirting is nastyyyy.. Like, how does peeing become arousing?

    I don’t even know. I honestly blame feminism, I think females just wanted to “ejaculate” too.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    we should all look for the most hilarious and cheap porn video we can find…*smurks*
    __

    like home made videos? ewwwwwwwwwwww

  • simpleness

    Did you have the same image in your head as I did? I cannot.
    ======
    HAHAHAHAHA YES

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Vote for you?! I’d expect to be made your vice president after this cathartic moment we shared >:< ===========
    Lmaooo but you gotta be a natural born citizen! :o Ummmmm don’t worry, I know a guy. We will make it happen. <33

    VOTE FOR MARISSA AND BRITTANY IN 2035!! kbai

  • l?veislouder

    I’d rather have flaps then having balls that drop way down low and sweep the flo at old age.
    —————————————-
    I started reading “way down low” and immediately thought ‘do your balls hang low, do they wobble to the flo? can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow?’
    xD

  • l?veislouder

    the one where the girl has teeth for a pussy?
    ——————————
    yepp. I was scared of that movie. so creepy.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Aladdin and Jasmine porn
    ======
    That’s Zayn & I tbh

  • mileykicksass

    Well don’t you think your hot shit.

    lol irl

  • xAskTaylorx

    Now she’s annoying the hell out of me.

  • Keepitreal

    we should all look for the most hilarious and cheap porn video we can find…*smurks*
    —-
    *goes on demand and sees one called sex ray eyes*

  • memi trumps sel

    if one of my parents ever hit me I would hit back. Noone has the right to hit me.

  • iSarcasticING
  • anons

    I hate having a vagina!!!!!

  • memi trumps sel

    joechick said:

    you guys are chasing me away

    yeah this is way awkward

  • l?veislouder

    Did I tell you guys I got my back dimples pierced?
    ————————————-
    I don’t have back dimples, so I want to pierce my back and take them out so I get them. did they hurt?

  • scarsremindme

    This boy in my class sang hot mess by Cobra Starship in front of everybody to me. So humiliating.

  • l?veislouder

    peacelovehearts said:

    I think there should be flavored cum.
    So much more appealing…
    —————————————–
    the better and healthier a guy’s diet, the better it tastes. if a guy eats vegetables, within two hours he should taste better.

  • simpleness

    No. In straight porn the guy does his thing but the bitch won’t shut the fuck up. In gay porn its like they say nothing. They do what they gottah do and the whole time in their heads its like they’re saying, “Okay i’m gonna suck that now. Now i’m gonna lick you..Okay did you enjoy yourself? Cool cool me too.”
    ====
    There is just too much talking

  • mileykicksass
  • Keepitreal

    thats the problem though. seeing a kid get smacked in a store is wayy wayyy more of a distraction than a kid winning.
    —-
    It is a distraction. But letting them continuously cry is annoying, you will get kicked out and complained about. That is embarrassing.

  • Keepitreal

    At least I can masturbate easy. *chews gum*
    —-
    You whip yours out we move our hands in our pants. What iiis your point?

  • Husky

    If you’re on top you can’t get pregnant, that’s just gravity.

  • Keepitreal

    well yeah if they hit you first than hit back obviously. but in this case the parent is hitting you first.
    —-
    Lol okay if you are the type to get hit by your parents when you do wrong? You are never gonna hit them. I wanna see me slap my mom. I’ll be in a coma until 2020.

  • l?veislouder

    AKLSDFAL;FSDKJA;F EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN OPINION
    WHO CARES IF JACKIE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN HITTING HER FUTURE KIDS
    LET HER BE OKAY
    if her kids walk all over her that’s her fault
    ~

    http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn5jqNiTB1qaqu1ro4_250.gif
    ——————————–
    love it. lmao

  • Husky

    Keepitreal said:

    I’d rather have flaps then having balls that drop way down low and sweep the flo at old age.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunnonnWob1qgeki6.gif

    Perfect

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    If you’re on top you can’t get pregnant, that’s just gravity.
    __

    Omg.

  • scarsremindme

    simpleness said:
    Did you have the same image in your head as I did? I cannot.
    ======
    HAHAHAHAHA YES

    Lmfao, Im so dirty minded.

  • anons

    IM GONNA BREAK MY MASTURBATING RECORD TODAY

  • Grammar Nazi.

    lol kir comments be getting deleted

  • Grammar Nazi.

    No. In straight porn the guy does his thing but the bitch won’t shut the fuck up. In gay porn its like they say nothing. They do what they gottah do and the whole time in their heads its like they’re saying, “Okay i’m gonna suck that now. Now i’m gonna lick you..Okay did you enjoy yourself? Cool cool me too.”
    —-
    In gay porn they talk dirty to each other, what are you talking about. And sometimes they moan a little but it’s actually sexy and not like their getting murdered.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You’re reading too much into it. If they know they are gonna get in trouble for hitting someone, why would they? Most adults say if someone hits you hit them back, but don’t be the first one to hit them. That “tell your teacher” crap doesn’t work.
    ~

    I wouldn’t want anyone hitting my child and I will not…
    Just think of the Golden Rule, tbh.

  • memi trumps sel

    The kids cry and then stop. If you just roam around in the store with your kid crying the whole time people will give you looks. I sure would.

    I assure you more people stare when your hitting your child. Ive seen it at work before. everyone looks than whispers. most awkward situation to be in.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    lol kir comments be getting deleted

  • mileykicksass

    If you’re on top you can’t get pregnant, that’s just gravity.

    asdfghjkl;

  • jt

    C:

  • Keepitreal

    we’re going in circles WE’RE LIKE NA NA NA THEN WE’RE LIKE YEAH YEAH YEAH
    —-
    Lol irl

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:13 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    At least I can masturbate easy. *chews gum*

    ————–
    But you also get boners.. & that could be quite embarrassing. If you’re on your period, you just stick a tampon up thurr & you’re good to go.

  • iSarcasticING

    ike home made videos? ewwwwwwwwwwww

    i said HILARIOUS not repulsive. ew no thanks.

  • l?veislouder

    if one of my parents ever hit me I would hit back. Noone has the right to hit me.
    —————————————–
    my mom stopped hitting me when she learned I could hit back, and I wouldn’t stop there to get her away from me. I may have been hit and been a good kid, but if I decide to have children, I’ll never hit them. I don’t believe in physical punishment. you never know what it could result in.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    See what I did there Jackie I insulted you while cutting you slack at the same time eh?
    ~

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lugjoub5zE1qe888ao8_250.gif

  • simpleness

    peacelovehearts said:
    I think there should be flavored cum.
    So much more appealing…
    ====
    I STRONGLY AGREE

  • Keepitreal

    Sees another porn video called the gayVN awards*
    Here jordan and Gn, you can watch that with each other. Whatever happens happens.

  • simpleness

    Back dimples. Lol google it it’s just dimples in your lower back that SOME people are born with.
    ===
    Oh, ok. ic

  • memi trumps sel

    I’m bored of this discussion though. lets change topics

  • anons

    sweaty balls

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    i said HILARIOUS not repulsive. ew no thanks.
    __

    Kim K’s sex tape.

  • Keepitreal

    if one of my parents ever hit me I would hit back. Noone has the right to hit me.
    —-
    Because you weren’t hit from the beginning (younger) you have that mentality. Point proven.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    CAN WE STOP WITH THE EM? ITS ACTUALLY ALIVE & ITS JUST GONNA DIE CUZ PPL WILL SPLIT UP.

  • Keepitreal

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:13 pm
    Takes1toKno1 said:
    this conversation right now tho… i smell things now thanks to kir ahahah

    http://i.imgur.com/moJHC.gif

    You’re in sex ed now :)

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I saw porn shot in a grocery store and the guy chased them out after he found them

  • XoePowns

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:37 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    Did I tell you guys I got my back dimples pierced?
    ————————————-
    I don’t have back dimples, so I want to pierce my back and take them out so I get them. did they hurt?
    -x-
    Lol hell yea. Can you do that? Lol but I been wanting to get them since grade 7

  • Keepitreal

    I assure you more people stare when your hitting your child. Ive seen it at work before. everyone looks than whispers. most awkward situation to be in.

    —-
    Okay. Watch me walk around with a noisy ass child. No bitch better not say anything to me since they rather that then me getting the kid to shut up.

  • Takes1toKno1

    I don’t even know. I honestly blame feminism, I think females just wanted to “ejaculate” too.

    http://i.imgur.com/g4XYd.gif

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:47 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    the one where the girl has teeth for a pussy?
    ——————————
    yepp. I was scared of that movie. so creepy.
    ====
    LMAO dicks and hands getting chopped off buy the girls vagina

  • simpleness

    Lmfao, Im so dirty minded.
    ======
    lol i am too

  • joechick
  • scarsremindme

    anons said:
    I hate having a vagina!!!!!

    Get a sex change, Problem solved.

  • joechick

    yeah this is way awkward
    ——–
    lol don’t worry it will end in about 10 minutes

  • anons
  • Keepitreal

    Anyways find something heated to talk about.

  • Keepitreal

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:13 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    I’d rather have flaps then having balls that drop way down low and sweep the flo at old age.
    —————————————-
    I started reading “way down low” and immediately thought ‘do your balls hang low, do they wobble to the flo? can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow?’
    xD
    —-
    Lol

  • Keepitreal

    In gay porn they talk dirty to each other, what are you talking about. And sometimes they moan a little but it’s actually sexy and not like their getting murdered.
    —-
    That is why I gave you a gay porn suggestion

  • Husky

    Everyone’s not the same. The point is parents shouldn’t be outlawed from disciplining their kids as they see fit. I know in Canada we have all these offensively dumb laws about how you can’t hit your child with an object, an open hand, in any “risk areas” such as the head, you can’t hit repeatedly in the same area, etc and it’s cut off at a certain age. I’m sorry but some kids need to be beat. Just my opinion.

  • simpleness
  • memi trumps sel

    peacelovehearts said:

    Rob Kardashian’s in the finals. LAWLL.

    I watched dancing with the stars last night and he was actually really good. He greatly improved. He may actually win.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    SciFi is so cheap, sometimes I just laugh through out their movies.

  • l?veislouder

    if one of my parents ever hit me I would hit back. Noone has the right to hit me.
    —-
    Because you weren’t hit from the beginning (younger) you have that mentality. Point proven.
    —————————
    not true. I was hit when I was younger, and I started hitting back when I was big/old enough. I refused to deal with it and let my mom think she could control me like that anymore.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    What do you think about the elderly fighting?

    http://youtu.be/gNGb8hMExEU
    =======
    ROFL too funny. This has got to be staged.

  • Takes1toKno1

    i’d be sooo down to have a dick for a whole week.

  • scarsremindme

    -statuses on facebook- “My dog got hit by a car today and survived YAY!” = 27 comments. “My mom died today :(” = 0 comments. How fucked up.

  • joechick

    I wouldn’t want anyone hitting my child and I will not…
    Just think of the Golden Rule, tbh.
    ———–
    So if your kid hit you wouldn’t do anything? Or what if they got into drugs. Lol my parents would slap me into another race.

  • simpleness

    ROFL too funny. This has got to be staged.
    ====
    It’s not. I was dying.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Oh yeahhhhhh.

  • simpleness

    Kim K’s sex tape.
    ===
    There’s too much talking in Kims sex tape

  • Keepitreal

    You guys realize hitting in this case is like a smack. Not beat the living shit out of you hit. Ever seen that movie 13? If that little girl ever acted that way in my house. My mom would throw her around like a rag doll.

  • Keepitreal

    *slaps all of you* Okay i’m done lol

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I’d rather have flaps then having balls that drop way down low and sweep the flo at old age.
    —–
    I’d rather have it not hurt the first time I have sex tho. And when you don’t shave a vagina it looks like chewbacca.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I want to watch Sleepy Hallow.

  • l?veislouder

    So if your kid hit you wouldn’t do anything? Or what if they got into drugs. Lol my parents would slap me into another race.
    ————————————–
    unfortunately, if your kid is old enough to get into drugs and has never been hit before, hitting them more than likely will not change anything =/

  • memi trumps sel

    exactly. I think of it this way: there are some people you just don’t get along with. I happen to be related to one of them. I’ve completely forgotten that she’s my mom and gave birth to me. that’s all fine and dandy, but she’s not healthy for me to have in my life, so I don’t. the corporeal punishment is thankfully no longer an issue, but then came the verbal abuse (which is so much worse than anything physical pain can cause). she’s just not healthy for me and never has been. I have to put myself first

    I’m soo sorry you had to go through that.

  • peacelovehearts

    I think there should be flavored cum.
    So much more appealing…
    ====
    I STRONGLY AGREE
    ————
    I think cum should taste like milkshakes.

  • iSarcasticING

    I saw porn shot in a grocery store and the guy chased them out after he found them

    …i saw that too.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    if one of my parents ever hit me I would hit back. Noone has the right to hit me.
    ======
    Um I have no words for this. That’s just sad rlly. I could never hit the ppl that brought me into the world. I know in my heart that if I’m being hit by them, I truly deserve it.

  • Keepitreal

    Is everyone playing EM? Pshh way to kill a post.

  • Takes1toKno1

    like instead of a vag, not the other way rotfll

  • Keepitreal

    Kim K was sucking ray-j’s dick like a Popsicle

  • memi trumps sel

    Because you weren’t hit from the beginning (younger) you have that mentality. Point proven.

    I don’t see a point proven. but ok.

  • anons

    CAN WE STOP WITH THE EM? ITS ACTUALLY ALIVE & ITS JUST GONNA DIE CUZ PPL WILL SPLIT UP.

    agree

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:13 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    I think there should be flavored cum.
    So much more appealing…

    lololololol
    funny story:
    in 9th grade i was in bio and we had a sex ed lesson and our teacher told us that cum was made out of 98% sugar… and some dumb hoe in the back raises her hand and asks ‘then why does it taste so salty?’ – class bursts out in laughter.

    LMFAO. I cry to this day thinking about it… Miley Christ would be proud.

  • anons

    ..

  • XoePowns

    I’ve been a good girl lately…

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    lol your gifs don’t faze me
    ~

    http://i.imgur.com/3Mt0O.png

  • l?veislouder

    -
    I watched dancing with the stars last night and he was actually really good. He greatly improved. He may actually win.
    —————————-
    and then he’ll rub it in Kim’s face in the next season of KUWTK lol

  • mileykicksass

    I saw porn shot in a grocery store and the guy chased them out after he found them

    I’d never shop there

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    unfortunately, if your kid is old enough to get into drugs and has never been hit before, hitting them more than likely will not change anything =/
    ======
    that’s why you discipline them early on when they’re young.

  • anons

    NEW TOPIC

  • Keepitreal

    YOU CAN DELETE MY DETAILED COMMENTS. BUT YOU CAN’T DELETE MY DIGNITY.

  • iSarcasticING

    the only thing straight porn has over gay porn is it’s shot better.

  • joechick

    You guys realize hitting in this case is like a smack. Not beat the living shit out of you hit. Ever seen that movie 13? If that little girl ever acted that way in my house. My mom would throw her around like a rag doll.
    ————
    DEAD.

  • sparkles

    Is everyone playing EM? Pshh way to kill a post.

    More exciting than this post

  • scarsremindme

    Im so pissed off that girls have to deal with a period, Once a month for the rest of their lives. And boys have nothing.. Not fair.

  • oceanUP.

    No porn links here or your comments will be deleted and you may be banned if you repeatedly post it.

  • NotOUConfessions

    Everyone’s not the same. The point is parents shouldn’t be outlawed from disciplining their kids as they see fit. I know in Canada we have all these offensively dumb laws about how you can’t hit your child with an object, an open hand, in any “risk areas” such as the head, you can’t hit repeatedly in the same area, etc and it’s cut off at a certain age. I’m sorry but some kids need to be beat. Just my opinion.

    ALL THE AWARDS

  • memi trumps sel

    wheres GN he should post more confessions

  • Husky

    Grammar Nazi. said:

    I’d rather have it not hurt the first time I have sex tho. And when you don’t shave a vagina it looks like chewbacca.

    Vaginal sex sounds a little more first-time friendly than anal sex, just saying.

  • scarsremindme

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    i said HILARIOUS not repulsive. ew no thanks.
    __

    Kim K’s sex tape.

    Paris Hilton’s…

  • Husky

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    Um I have no words for this. That’s just sad rlly. I could never hit the ppl that brought me into the world. I know in my heart that if I’m being hit by them, I truly deserve it.

    I agree :'( -falls to knees-

  • iSarcasticING
  • Takes1toKno1

    You’re in sex ed now :)

    niiice xD

  • joechick

    awkward

  • simpleness
  • anons

    WE’VE TALKED ABOUT MASTURBATION, SEX SEXUAL ORGANS TO HITTING YOUR CHILD. WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT

  • mileykicksass

    I think cum should taste like milkshakes.

    ohmygod

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    So if your kid hit you wouldn’t do anything? Or what if they got into drugs. Lol my parents would slap me into another race.
    ~

    I wouldn’t let my parenting fall to the point where my child would hit me. And I wouldn’t hit him back anyways…
    There are other ways to deal with things and not physically hurt them

  • scarsremindme
  • WakaWakaEhEh

    So um,

  • memi trumps sel

    Um I have no words for this. That’s just sad rlly. I could never hit the ppl that brought me into the world. I know in my heart that if I’m being hit by them, I truly deserve it.

    ive never done or will do anthing worth hitting me to be hit. So If I do get hit it would be cause there abusing me. so it would be self defense.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Is everyone playing EM? Pshh way to kill a post.
    ======
    IKR. Then they’re gonna come back & complain that it’s dead when we all leave .__.

  • Keepitreal

    I like snake movies. Not the animated snakes. The ones that are electronic and big as hell. Like anacondas with morris chestnut and stuff. That movie was. The. Shiiiiit.

  • Keepitreal

    Here is the point. I’m sorry but if you are black? You are not gonna hit your parents back unless you are ready to visit sweet Jesus. No matter how big or grown you may think you are. Try getting slick and your ass will be no longer where it should be. Play with it.

  • simpleness
  • scarsremindme

    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    I want to watch Sleepy Hallow.

    Omg, There’s a motel where I live and it’s named that.

  • jt

    …….

  • Husky
  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:50 pm
    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    I want to watch Sleepy Hallow.
    —-
    I love that movie

  • joechick

    unfortunately, if your kid is old enough to get into drugs and has never been hit before, hitting them more than likely will not change anything =/
    ——–
    It’s not literal beatings though. Just like smacks or spanking as a little kid. Nothing major
    It’s just discipline

  • Keepitreal

    There are lots of topics to talk about. But I don’t think e can handle any of them tbh.

  • joechick

    I like snake movies. Not the animated snakes. The ones that are electronic and big as hell. Like anacondas with morris chestnut and stuff. That movie was. The. Shiiiiit.
    ———-
    a;lsdfjk I HATE snakes so slithery and slimy and disgusting ladjk ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • l?veislouder

    I don’t have back dimples, so I want to pierce my back and take them out so I get them. did they hurt?
    -x-
    Lol hell yea. Can you do that? Lol but I been wanting to get them since grade 7
    —————————————–
    I’ve seen it happen. a girl I knew in high school was addicted to getting pierced, so she always found something knew to pierce. she had her neck and back done within the same week, I believe. well, she took her back piercings out, and I was walking behind her one day and noticed the back dimples for the first time. I don’t know how long to piercing should be in to have them and if they’re permanent after the piercings come out, but I hope they are.

  • memi trumps sel

    shit I lost total track of time…

  • iSarcasticING

    addicted to Harry Potter right now for no good reason.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Everyone’s not the same. The point is parents shouldn’t be outlawed from disciplining their kids as they see fit. I know in Canada we have all these offensively dumb laws about how you can’t hit your child with an object, an open hand, in any “risk areas” such as the head, you can’t hit repeatedly in the same area, etc and it’s cut off at a certain age. I’m sorry but some kids need to be beat. Just my opinion.
    ================
    I totally agree. All the rowdy ass brats and hoodlums roaming my school. SMH

  • Husky

    Sexual organs to hitting your child.. who originally made that jump? -looks around-

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I once held a snake at camp in 5th Grade.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    If my parents hit me, I’d accept it ’cause I’ve already been hit 23432423 times :moon:

  • Keepitreal

    IKR. Then they’re gonna come back & complain that it’s dead when we all leave .__.
    —-
    kjfbdskjghkd thank you! Watch them bitch about it being dead, while they don’t take advantage of it being alive.

  • joechick
  • Husky

    NotOUConfessions said:

    ALL THE AWARDS

    THANK YOU

  • joechick

    lol Jackie flicked me off with a picture
    rude

  • anons

    yawn

  • anons

    my parents never hit me

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    addicted to Harry Potter right now for no good reason.
    __

    basic writing, eh?

  • memi trumps sel

    yet you guys are the ones talking about porn and other stuff you shouldnt be talking about. Yet I don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t do drugs. respect my parents. have never been in trouble. i dont watch porn.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Ummmmm….I think it was me, keepitreal, or joechick. lol

  • anons

    Get a sex change, Problem solved.

    no

  • Keepitreal

    Those snakes in anacondas I wanna see the behind scenes, and how they made the snakes, worked them. Omg I wanna know how they made the snake eat everyone and squeeze the shit out of that black dude in the tree.

  • joechick

    I wouldn’t let my parenting fall to the point where my child would hit me. And I wouldn’t hit him back anyways…
    There are other ways to deal with things and not physically hurt them
    ———–
    Kids react on anger though. It doesn’t matter who the kid or who the parent is they will act out at some point

  • joechick

    Ummmmm….I think it was me, keepitreal, or joechick. lol
    ——–
    what?

  • l?veislouder

    scarsremindme said:

    Im so pissed off that girls have to deal with a period, Once a month for the rest of their lives. And boys have nothing.. Not fair.
    ——————————————
    it ends when you reach menopause…

  • Keepitreal

    a;lsdfjk I HATE snakes so slithery and slimy and disgusting ladjk ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    —-
    Oh nooo don’t get it twisted I can’t stand snakes they are evil bitches. But the movies entertain me.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I’ve never been hurt as a child. I was brought up in a family where love is put first and I’ve had certain morals put upon me while growing up. I think I’m a decent child. Never have rebelled out, nor am I planning on it. People do fine without hurting their children..

  • Keepitreal

    Let’s talk about people that smell in the morning. Have you not heard of soap.

  • anons

    hairy vaginas are uuuuugly

  • iSarcasticING

    addicted to Harry Potter right now for no good reason.
    __

    basic writing, eh?

    it’s actually good.

  • Husky

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    I totally agree. All the rowdy ass brats and hoodlums roaming my school. SMH

    —-

    Shaking my head right with you. Belt to the cheek, all I’m sayin’. If (most) kids expect severe punishments they won’t act like such intentional morons all over the place.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Okay so new topic plz

  • scarsremindme

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:18 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    But you also get boners.. & that could be quite embarrassing. If you’re on your period, you just stick a tampon up thurr & you’re good to go.
    —-
    I don’t understand how woman don’t die from periods. Don’t waterfalls of blood fall from your vagina? Don’t you die from lack of blood, or there just an endless supply of vgaina blood waiting?

    Well, You’re fine if your sitting down. But once you stand up niagra fucking falls.

  • oceanUP.
  • NotOUConfessions

    I have too much respect for my mother to ever hit her back. I know that if she were to hit me, I must have done something really shitty. I’d never hit her back.

  • simpleness

    Has anybody had their ear nibbled on?

  • peacelovehearts

    for sum1 who vlaims to be a virginal saint… u sure know/taste a lot.
    —————
    you learn at lot from prostitution.

  • Keepitreal

    Every time I hear the word justin or bieber I stop what i’m doing to see what is happening.

  • l?veislouder

    It’s not literal beatings though. Just like smacks or spanking as a little kid. Nothing major
    It’s just discipline
    ——————————–
    exactly. if your child has never been hit, and then is old enough to get into drugs, one slap across the face won’t change anything.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    what?
    =====
    that started the topic of hitting your kids

  • Takes1toKno1

    ‘then why does it taste so salty?

    ohhh my goshh what a bimbo

  • scarsremindme

    My neighbors used to have an 8 foot long snake, And my mom was deathly afraid of it breaking out of it’s cage and eating her alive when she was sleeping. So, When she went to sleep. I put a fake snake in her bed. Funny, but not worth punishment..

  • Keepitreal

    All i’m saying is if you actually wouldn’t hit your kid if they hit you, but you would do something like take away their phone instead? Your kid will be fucked in life, sorry.

  • simpleness
  • l?veislouder

    If you don’t wash little jeffery he starts to smell. What isss your point.
    —————————————
    I’ve heard that a few times. why jeffery, of all names?

  • simpleness

    I once held a snake at camp in 5th Grade.
    ====
    I’ve held lots of snakes before. Once I was holding a Python while it was shedding.

  • scarsremindme

    I wanna die my hair back to black. :/

  • Husky

    Keepitreal said:
    Let’s talk about people that smell in the morning. Have you not heard of soap.

    Guys are the worst to be honest, they think their AXE cologne is substitute for deodorant and/or showers after gym or sports.

  • simpleness

    I think cum should taste like milkshakes.
    ======
    Cum should taste like skittles. Different flavors at the same time.

  • joechick

    Oh nooo don’t get it twisted I can’t stand snakes they are evil bitches. But the movies entertain me.
    ———–
    no I cry every time I can’t watch them
    I’m terrified of snakes

  • Husky

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    I’ve never been hurt as a child. I was brought up in a family where love is put first and I’ve had certain morals put upon me while growing up. I think I’m a decent child. Never have rebelled out, nor am I planning on it. People do fine without hurting their children..

    Because your parents did? That’s not arguable logic.

  • joechick

    Let’s talk about people that smell in the morning. Have you not heard of soap.
    ———–
    ew that’s nasty. All though I smell like straightener in the morning, but that is a different story

  • Keepitreal

    I don’t understand how woman don’t die from periods. Don’t waterfalls of blood fall from your vagina? Don’t you die from lack of blood, or there just an endless supply of vgaina blood waiting?
    —-
    That is why we are inferior to you men. We deal with all the shit you are too weak to handle.

  • iSarcasticING

    Brokeback Mountain was so freakishly awkward. Turned that shit off after that sex scene.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Kids react on anger though. It doesn’t matter who the kid or who the parent is they will act out at some point
    ~

    Kids. Define kids and what age you are talking about.
    What I’m thinking of, they are young and aren’t sure what’s going on around them. Probably not sure about what they’ve done wrong to deserve such anger..

  • Keepitreal

    Has anybody had their ear nibbled on?

    no

  • xAskTaylorx

    Correcting everybody, thinking she’s the queen bee. Bitch, sit down pleaseeeee.

  • scarsremindme

    My phone keeps turning off and on… I have a ghost up in hurrrr.

  • l?veislouder

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    I’ve never been hurt as a child. I was brought up in a family where love is put first and I’ve had certain morals put upon me while growing up. I think I’m a decent child. Never have rebelled out, nor am I planning on it. People do fine without hurting their children..
    ————————————
    that’s what I hope to be someday if I have children.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    lol Jackie flicked me off with a picture
    rude
    ~

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp1kbBsTV1qb7pt1.gif

  • peacelovehearts

    I don’t understand how woman don’t die from periods. Don’t waterfalls of blood fall from your vagina? Don’t you die from lack of blood, or there just an endless supply of vgaina blood waiting?
    ———————-
    It’s not an endless supply.. only until you’re 50.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:55 pm
    scarsremindme said:

    My neighbors used to have an 8 foot long snake, And my mom was deathly afraid of it breaking out of it’s cage and eating her alive when she was sleeping. So, When she went to sleep. I put a fake snake in her bed. Funny, but not worth punishment..

    actual tears… what was punishment?

  • simpleness

    I wouldn’t let my parenting fall to the point where my child would hit me. And I wouldn’t hit him back anyways…
    There are other ways to deal with things and not physically hurt them
    ====
    You want a boy? that’s nice. I want twins.

  • simpleness

    AXE smells like SHIT!

  • l?veislouder

    anons said:

    hairy vaginas are uuuuugly
    ———————————
    I don’t understand guys who are like “I LIKE ALL NATURAL!” …you like searching the jungles? o___o

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Brokeback Mountain was so freakishly awkward. Turned that shit off after that sex scene.
    __

    lol, dat butt sex~

  • memi trumps sel

    Keepitreal said:

    Here is the point. I’m sorry but if you are black? You are not gonna hit your parents back unless you are ready to visit sweet Jesus. No matter how big or grown you may think you are. Try getting slick and your ass will be no longer where it should be. Play with it

    I would never do anthing to deserve being hit though. So i would never be in the situation.

  • joechick

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp1kbBsTV1qb7pt1.gif
    ———
    bitchy. lol okay I’m done

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Vaginas take so much maintenance. You have to like go to the vagina salon and get it buffed once a month.

  • simpleness

    My phone keeps turning off and on… I have a ghost up in hurrrr.
    ===
    It’s trying to sext you

  • joechick

    lol my mom still hits me and I’m 14

  • mileykicksass

    Brittany can you cum into the EM game? c:

  • simpleness

    Is it really? The fuck is wrong with it then. O_o
    ===
    MTE. JK

  • scarsremindme

    oceanUP. said:
    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:55 pm
    scarsremindme said:

    My neighbors used to have an 8 foot long snake, And my mom was deathly afraid of it breaking out of it’s cage and eating her alive when she was sleeping. So, When she went to sleep. I put a fake snake in her bed. Funny, but not worth punishment..

    actual tears… what was punishment?

    Grounded for a month and no phone. My parents went through all my texts :/

  • anons

    OH SHIT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

  • Keepitreal

    Guys are the worst to be honest, they think their AXE cologne is substitute for deodorant and/or showers after gym or sports.

    How do you smell like you came from the gym in the morning?

  • memi trumps sel

    someone called me chewbaca in highschool and I had no idea what it was so i asked my guy friend. I was so confused cause I’m not hairy at all.

  • scarsremindme

    oceanUP. said:
    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:55 pm
    scarsremindme said:

    My neighbors used to have an 8 foot long snake, And my mom was deathly afraid of it breaking out of it’s cage and eating her alive when she was sleeping. So, When she went to sleep. I put a fake snake in her bed. Funny, but not worth punishment..

    actual tears… what was punishment?

    Grounded for a month and no phone. My parents went through all my texts :/

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Because your parents did? That’s not arguable logic.
    ~

    I’m not trying to argue or to be logical. I’m just saying I would not hurt my children nor do I feel that it really makes a difference

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Let’s talk about people that smell in the morning. Have you not heard of soap.
    ~

    I don’t know anyone who smells bad…

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:14 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    peacelovehearts said:

    I think there should be flavored cum.
    So much more appealing…
    —————————————–
    the better and healthier a guy’s diet, the better it tastes. if a guy eats vegetables, within two hours he should taste better.

    As a robot I know nothing… but I hear pineapple makes the elixir of life taste 1000x better. Just word on the street… And strawberries and nutella and anything with raw/natural sugar in it aka basically any fruit.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I never get “grounded”
    lol.

  • scarsremindme

    If I hit my mom back, She’d kill me.

  • scarsremindme

    When my boyfriend kisses my neck, It’s like YSKAGHKSH.

  • Takes1toKno1

    no one has any good recommendation, okay i see.
    *goes to google

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:
    Brokeback Mountain was so freakishly awkward. Turned that shit off after that sex scene.

    The tent sex? :o That was hot.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You want a boy? that’s nice. I want twins.
    ~

    I don’t mind really. Any form of life, tbh.

  • anons

    I want DBS back
    -breaks down falls to knees and cries-

  • peacelovehearts

    If i had a dick, i’d just jump up & down all day & hit people with it.

  • Keepitreal

    I’ve tried to pet a big huge snake (forgot the name) but I got scared. I was like 4 and it was a field trip. There was adults and stuff. Ugh I can’t. Snakes are evil to me.

  • simpleness

    My parents have hit me, but I deserved it tho.

  • l?veislouder

    I’m soo sorry you had to go through that.
    ——————————–
    thank you, very, very much. I’m alright now, and I’ll still be from now on. but thank you :)

  • Keepitreal

    I’ve heard that a few times. why jeffery, of all names?

    Idk lol

  • anons

    I’ve never been grounded in my life.

  • Keepitreal

    I’ve never been hurt as a child. I was brought up in a family where love is put first and I’ve had certain morals put upon me while growing up. I think I’m a decent child. Never have rebelled out, nor am I planning on it. People do fine without hurting their children..
    —-
    Being hit doesn’t mean they don’t love you. That is putting love first. They hit you because they love you and want you to know what you’re doing is wrong. Ever watched Nanny 911? Supernanny? Half them kids need their asses torn in two.

  • Keepitreal

    ew that’s nasty. All though I smell like straightener in the morning, but that is a different story
    —-
    Like rub your arm pits until they fall off or catch on fire. Don’t walk out that shower until you smell like febreeze.

  • l?veislouder

    xAskTaylorx said:

    Correcting everybody, when she has a lot of mistakes of her own.
    —————————–
    such as…? :)

  • Heello

    dem has a promise ring.. dilmer <3

  • Husky

    I DON’T KNOW IF I’M CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERAL SOMETIMES

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    bitchy. lol okay I’m done
    ~

    All my gifs are sarcasm, though D:

  • scarsremindme

    l?veislouder said:
    scarsremindme said:

    Im so pissed off that girls have to deal with a period, Once a month for the rest of their lives. And boys have nothing.. Not fair.
    ——————————————
    it ends when you reach menopause..

    I know but I still have 33+ years left..

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:58 pm
    scarsremindme said:

    oceanUP. said:
    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:55 pm
    scarsremindme said:

    My neighbors used to have an 8 foot long snake, And my mom was deathly afraid of it breaking out of it’s cage and eating her alive when she was sleeping. So, When she went to sleep. I put a fake snake in her bed. Funny, but not worth punishment..

    actual tears… what was punishment?

    Grounded for a month and no phone. My parents went through all my texts :/

    WAIT… no phone for a month?!?!? That is actually death.
    Good thing you are a saintly child right?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    People sometimes overreact getting hit.

  • Keepitreal

    Bitches with ratchet weave. Don’t be freshly burnt out the oven and wear blonde weave! Are you trying to have me size you!

  • Grammar Nazi.

    If you eat chocolate before sex apparently the cum takes sweet or something.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    dem has a promise ring.. dilmer <3
    __

    omg.

  • anons

    omg whats the topic about? i wasnt paying attention

  • joechick

    Like rub your arm pits until they fall off or catch on fire. Don’t walk out that shower until you smell like febreeze.
    ———
    lol I make sure every morning that I smell good and I always carry deo and perfume

  • l?veislouder

    As a robot I know nothing… but I hear pineapple makes the elixir of life taste 1000x better. Just word on the street… And strawberries and nutella and anything with raw/natural sugar in it aka basically any fruit.
    ————————-
    yeah, anything natural i.e. fruits and vegetables.

  • Keepitreal

    I can’t get my phone taken away. Its my life.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    The only person I know and know that she was hit ended up losing her virginity at 14 :moon:

  • simpleness
  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:21 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    Vaginas take so much maintenance. You have to like go to the vagina salon and get it buffed once a month.

    ————
    Or you could just shave it.. had a bikini wax one time.. never again.

  • iSarcasticING

    lol, dat butt sex~
    —-
    Gyllenhaal was taking it up the butt shamelessly.

  • joechick

    Kids. Define kids and what age you are talking about.
    What I’m thinking of, they are young and aren’t sure what’s going on around them. Probably not sure about what they’ve done wrong to deserve such anger..
    ———-
    like 6 or something
    If you’re 6 you damn well know how to act by now
    It’s just acting out
    What if you had a kid like the kids in supernanny?

  • scarsremindme

    People who wear socks with sandles.. Like.. What the fuck are you doing?

  • mileykicksass

    Vaginas take so much maintenance. You have to like go to the vagina salon and get it buffed once a month.

    waxed lol

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:59 pm
    Heello said:

    dem has a promise ring.. dilmer <3

    its not necessarily a promise ring, but wilmer did give it to her…

  • memi trumps sel

    I think anything more than a spanking with your hand is abuse.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Bitches with ratchet weave. Don’t be freshly burnt out the oven and wear blonde weave! Are you trying to have me size you!
    =====
    ROFL you sound like Kingsley tbh

  • l?veislouder

    I know but I still have 33+ years left..
    ———————–
    lol, me too :(

  • scarsremindme

    Every time I even say “Fuck” my mom grounds me, While my dad swears right along with me.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Shaking my head right with you. Belt to the cheek, all I’m sayin’. If (most) kids expect severe punishments they won’t act like such intentional morons all over the place.
    ========
    Rlly though! That’s how our grandparents dealt with stuff. And their parents. And their parents. Why? Because it works. People are way too lenient with their kids. They need to teach them early on that they just can’t behave in certain ways. & who is left to deal with the brats when their parents fail? The teachers. The poor teachers who can do nothing abt it, but report back to the dumb-ass parents who caused it in the first place.

  • Keepitreal

    People who wear socks with sandles.. Like.. What the fuck are you doing?

    Wearing slides with white dirty ass socks. You will be getting slapped.

  • peacelovehearts

    As a robot I know nothing… but I hear pineapple makes the elixir of life taste 1000x better. Just word on the street… And strawberries and nutella and anything with raw/natural sugar in it aka basically any fruit.
    —————
    *takes note*

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Gyllenhaal was taking it up the butt shamelessly.
    __

    Fap material~

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:47 pm
    scarsremindme said:
    If I hit my mom back, She’d kill me.
    =======
    If i ever try to lay a hand on my mother…”Stephanie who?”

  • joechick

    All my gifs are sarcasm, though D:
    ——–
    I know that

  • Keepitreal

    Vaginas take so much maintenance. You have to like go to the vagina salon and get it buffed once a month.
    —-
    No one likes hairy balls. You don’t know what got caught in thurr.

  • iSarcasticING

    The tent sex? :o That was hot.

    that was disturbing. traumatized irl.

  • NotOUConfessions

    I knew as a child that if I missed behaved, I would possibly be disiplined by a SPANKING. I know my mother loves me more than anything, and wouldn’t abuse me in any way, so maybe that’s why I don’t see spanking or hitting as something bad. idek..

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    POLL

    DO YOU SHOWER IN THE MORNING OR AT NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?

  • Takes1toKno1

    themesbyhaircunt… yup seems appropriate right at this moment.

  • Husky

    I still want one as a pet, even after seeing that traumatizing wolf spider video.

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lums3c5hll1qj3ovyo1_400.jpg

  • sparkles

    WHADDUP BITCHES~

  • joechick

    okay bye

  • xAskTaylorx

    It’s a song from Youtube that was shown in class. Sheesh. @loveislouder.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:00 pm
    iSarcasticING said:

    lol, dat butt sex~
    —-
    Gyllenhaal was taking it up the butt shamelessly.

    still does tbqh…

  • anons

    People that beat their kids with belts or sticks or slap them in the face are child abusers

  • scarsremindme

    This bitch in sixth grade asked me if I was wearing a padded bra, So I flashed her.

  • scarsremindme

    I tryed to get waxed once. Worst idea in history.

  • iSarcasticING

    Fap material~
    —-
    o.e

  • scarsremindme

    Being hit doesn’t mean they don’t love you. That is putting love first. They hit you because they love you and want you to know what you’re doing is wrong. Ever watched Nanny 911? Supernanny? Half them kids need their asses torn in two.

    My mom used to watch Super Nanny, I thought it was to get better “Parenting skills” But, No Cause she picks up her parenting skills from fucking animal planet.

  • Keepitreal

    ROFL you sound like Kingsley tbh

    Oh I take that as a compliment lol but I call jordan that haha

  • Grammar Nazi.

    If I had a vagina, I’d use the vagina liquids as paint and make paintings on street walls, using my vagina as the paint brush.

  • simpleness

    Brokeback Mountain was so freakishly awkward. Turned that shit off after that sex scene.

    The tent sex? :o That was hot.
    ===
    I fell asleep during that. Never seen the whole movie

  • anons

    HOLY FUCK

  • sparkles

    DO YOU SHOWER IN THE MORNING OR AT NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?

    Whenever I feel like it.

  • oceanUP.

    I hope you all know you are eating unborn babies’ DNA….

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:

    that was disturbing. traumatized irl.

    I was more disturbed with Heath and his wife’s sex scenes. THOSE WERE AWKWARD.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Being hit doesn’t mean they don’t love you. That is putting love first. They hit you because they love you and want you to know what you’re doing is wrong. Ever watched Nanny 911? Supernanny? Half them kids need their asses torn in two.
    ~

    But what life lesson does being hit actually teach you?…
    Hitting them is putting love first? I’m sorry… What?

  • l?veislouder

    scarsremindme said:

    People who wear socks with sandles.. Like.. What the fuck are you doing?
    ————————————
    a friend of mine in junior year used to do that on purpose >.> the only reason I still speak to him is because I believe he’s going to make it as an MLB player, and then he can get me a Yankee husband lol

    oooohhh Miley is apparently fighting back at “fat” rumors on E! News. where’s Claudia?

  • NotOUConfessions

    I heard that joke before…

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:00 pm
    Keepitreal said:

    I can’t get my phone taken away. Its my life.

    me2

  • iSarcasticING

    WHADDUP BITCHES~

    nobody cares.

  • Keepitreal

    Or you could just shave it.. had a bikini wax one time.. never again.
    —-
    When you shave, it feels so good and soft.

  • Keepitreal

    My mom slapped me in the face for not remembering to wash the dishes. There is nothing more I hate (besides ratchet weave) then when someone slaps me in the face. You can curse me out all you want and I won’t cry. But if you hit me in the face the tears will pour. If my mom does it. If a bitch does it, fuck the tears your dying.

  • l?veislouder

    Being hit doesn’t mean they don’t love you. That is putting love first. They hit you because they love you and want you to know what you’re doing is wrong. Ever watched Nanny 911? Supernanny? Half them kids need their asses torn in two.
    —————————————–
    I hope to be a good enough parent where my kids never reach that level. with those kids, those parents are to blame. those kids just get too out of hand, and the parents let them reach that point.

  • mileykicksass

    As a robot I know nothing… but I hear pineapple makes the elixir of life taste 1000x better. Just word on the street… And strawberries and nutella and anything with raw/natural sugar in it aka basically any fruit.

    omg

  • anons

    fuzzy

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:48 pm
    Husky said:
    I DON’T KNOW IF I’M CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERAL SOMETIMES
    =====
    My ass is Liberal

  • Grammar Nazi.

    No one likes hairy balls. You don’t know what got caught in thurr.

    Only gotta shave for special occasions though hahaha

  • iSarcasticING

    Gyllenhaal was taking it up the butt shamelessly
    —–
    still does tbqh…

    Him and Joe Jonas must have a lot to talk about then. *trolls away*

  • memi trumps sel

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    The only person I know and know that she was hit ended up losing her virginity at 14 :moon:

    exactly everyone who claimed to get hit at my school were the ones doing drugs and cussing out the teachers.

  • l?veislouder

    xAskTaylorx said:

    It’s a song from Youtube that was shown in class. @loveislouder.
    ——————————————
    lol mhm, okay. so why change the comment to the Queen Bee comment? you should sit down yourself.

  • scarsremindme

    WAIT… no phone for a month?!?!? That is actually death.
    Good thing you are a saintly child right?

    I almost died, Literally. My phones my life. And nooooo. Lmfao, I should’ve deleted my texts or taken out my sim card, But I didn’t. So smart of me.

  • sparkles

    nobody cares.

    Fuc,k you.

  • anons

    I hope you all know you are eating unborn babies’ DNA….

    Ewwww oceanup. I’ve never ate unborn babies.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    My moms threatened to take everything away besides my ipod because she knows I’d literally not be able to do anything without it

  • joechick

    Once I broke my mom’s expensive vase and I got the ass whooping of a lifetime lol and I know I deserved it because my parents know what’s best for me. Simple as that.

  • simpleness

    As a robot I know nothing… but I hear pineapple makes the elixir of life taste 1000x better. Just word on the street… And strawberries and nutella and anything with raw/natural sugar in it aka basically any fruit.
    ====
    LOL i heard that too.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    ewwwww spiders.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    its too alive to handle

  • Husky

    oceanUP. said:
    I hope you all know you are eating unborn babies’ DNA….

    Sexually active pro-lifers = cannibals

  • iSarcasticING

    I was more disturbed with Heath and his wife’s sex scenes. THOSE WERE AWKWARD.
    —-
    *chews popcorn* never got that far in the movie.

  • Keepitreal

    All those brats on supernnay that curse and act out? Its cuz they don’t get a good ass wooping. That little dumbass timeout chair doesn’t work. Do you see how many times those kids get out the chair? I’ve been put in time out before and my butt will not move. One move and Bap, I’m getting smacked on the arm.

  • mileykicksass

    Girls who swallow..smh

  • Heello

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:00 pm
    oceanUP. said:

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:59 pm
    Heello said:

    dem has a promise ring.. dilmer <3

    its not necessarily a promise ring, but wilmer did give it to her…
    ——-

    aw i hope they last looks like demi loves him a lot.. it’s cute. <3

  • sparkles

    HOLY FUCK

    —-

    What?

  • scarsremindme

    My 8 year old brother takes 2 hour showers.. What he’s doing in there. I have no idea.

  • iSarcasticING

    Anime/Cartoon Porn.

  • mileykicksass

    Hey Jen

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:23 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    If I had a vagina, I’d use the vagina liquids as paint and make paintings on street walls, using my vagina as the paint brush.
    —————-
    I’d like, have competitions with myself seeing how far my cum could go. JS.

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:

    Him and Joe Jonas must have a lot to talk about then. *trolls away*

    Ooooh snap

  • scarsremindme

    simpleness said:
    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:47 pm
    scarsremindme said:
    If I hit my mom back, She’d kill me.
    =======
    If i ever try to lay a hand on my mother…”Stephanie who?”

    Lmfao, I’d legit be dead. I’ve never even thought about hitting my mom. I’ve shoved her a couple times when shes pissed me off, But shed shove me back 10 times harder.

  • Keepitreal

    If I had a vagina, I’d use the vagina liquids as paint and make paintings on street walls, using my vagina as the paint brush.
    —-
    Or you can ask ariana grande for a loan and pay her back on your next period.

  • joechick

    I don’t get grounded that’s white people shit

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Being hit doesn’t mean they don’t love you. That is putting love first. They hit you because they love you and want you to know what you’re doing is wrong. Ever watched Nanny 911? Supernanny? Half them kids need their asses torn in two.
    ========
    OMFG LET ME LOVE YOU. I AGREE SO MUCH. My mom loves me so much & that’s exactly why she disciplined me. She wanted me to be a good person. I have a great relationship with her. I tell her everything. I respect her. To say she doesn’t love me just b/c I was hit is absurd.

  • l?veislouder

    When you shave, it feels so good and soft.
    ———————————
    this. wish it lasted longer than 2.5 days though >.<

  • Keepitreal

    My outfit for school was so on point today I can’t even disagree with myself.

  • Keepitreal

    JENNAH!! :D

  • peacelovehearts

    oceanUP. said:
    I hope you all know you are eating unborn babies’ DNA….
    —————-
    You don’t have to swallow..

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqbw4c6oj1qb86xno2_500.jpg
    Taylor’s cat…. GTJRFKDJGNVFMDHGBVGF

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    like 6 or something
    If you’re 6 you damn well know how to act by now
    It’s just acting out
    What if you had a kid like the kids in supernanny?
    ~

    You have to fuck up somewhere in your parenting to get your kids to act out such as seen in supernanny…
    But some of these kids grow up thinking like, okay if someone does something bad to me, I’m allowed hitting them.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I don’t understand how woman don’t die from periods. Don’t waterfalls of blood fall from your vagina? Don’t you die from lack of blood, or there just an endless supply of vgaina blood waiting?
    ~

    It’s not just random blood in your body
    When you have your period, you’re ovulating. Girls uterus’ lining builds up and takes more blood. So blahblah, the egg leaves and reaches your uterus and is looking for sperm to fertilize with. When it doesn’t it needs to leave the uterus and as it does, the lining sheds a few layers that were built up for the cycle and the blood goes out. It’s not like we are giving up blood from out stomachs or something lolol

  • mileykicksass

    Anime/Cartoon Porn.

    Ewwwwww

  • joechick

    exactly everyone who claimed to get hit at my school were the ones doing drugs and cussing out the teacher
    ———-
    That was abuse though
    not discipline

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:22 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    If you eat chocolate before sex apparently the cum takes sweet or something.
    ====
    Try it and let me know ;)

  • joechick

    My outfit for school was so on point today I can’t even disagree with myself.
    ———
    lol I wore sweats today

  • anons

    What?

    You’re here. I was worried.

  • xAskTaylorx

    I’m bored and that was a weird/funny song. People post songs all of the time on here. So let me post the song and MYOB. Thank you, and have a nice night. =] @loveislouder.

  • Keepitreal

    I don’t get grounded that’s white people shit

    No offense but that is so true. Every other race beats the shit out of you or something XD

  • simpleness

    My mom used to watch Super Nanny, I thought it was to get better “Parenting skills” But, No Cause she picks up her parenting skills from fucking animal planet.
    ====
    LOL

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Girls who swallow..smh
    —–
    are good.

  • iSarcasticING

    Anime/Cartoon Porn.

    Ewwwwww

    i’ve fapped to it sometimes. ngl

  • NotOUConfessions

    I think anything more than a spanking with your hand is abuse.

    lol

  • peacelovehearts

    Or you can ask ariana grande for a loan and pay her back on your next period.
    ————–
    Ohmygod.

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:
    Anime/Cartoon Porn.

    When people talk about hentai all I can think about is tentacle rape.

  • memi trumps sel

    I think a spanking once in a great while is ok. but anything more absolutely not.

  • Husky

    mileykicksass said:
    Girls who swallow..smh

    Mean girls suck, nice girls swallow.

  • mileykicksass

    I cannot wait until winter omg they let the girls wear school logo sweatpants instead of the uniform skirts.

  • Keepitreal

    OMFG LET ME LOVE YOU. I AGREE SO MUCH. My mom loves me so much & that’s exactly why she disciplined me. She wanted me to be a good person. I have a great relationship with her. I tell her everything. I respect her. To say she doesn’t love me just b/c I was hit is absurd.
    —-
    *Hi-5*

  • iSarcasticING

    guys, if Miley can get When I Look At You & Can’t Be Tamed to 100,000,000 views next year, she’ll join Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber as the only artists to have 5 videos with those amount of views on youtube.

  • scarsremindme

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqbw4c6oj1qb86xno2_500.jpg
    Taylor’s cat…. GTJRFKDJGNVFMDHGBVGF

    The cutest cat i’ve ever seen.

  • Husky

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    Rlly though! That’s how our grandparents dealt with stuff. And their parents. And their parents. Why? Because it works. People are way too lenient with their kids. They need to teach them early on that they just can’t behave in certain ways. & who is left to deal with the brats when their parents fail? The teachers. The poor teachers who can do nothing abt it, but report back to the dumb-ass parents who caused it in the first place.

    -bows-
    What a flawless post. I feel so bad for my teachers sometimes, wow. In the end we’re raising a generation of kids who have no absolutely no respect for authority. This path we’re going down is pretty scary.

  • Keepitreal

    Only gotta shave for special occasions though hahaha
    —-
    Your dick is the size of the like bar for baby *walks away*

  • iSarcasticING

    When people talk about hentai all I can think about is tentacle rape.

    o.e tentacle rape is so life shattering. watched it once, ain’t going back.

  • memi trumps sel

    If my kid was on drugs they would be out of the house. I would be the one turning them into the police.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    My mom shakes off her sandals and waits for you to run

  • sparkles

    Hey Jen

    Aye, Rosie~

  • l?veislouder

    xAskTaylorx said:

    I’m bored and that was a weird/funny song. People post songs all of the time. So let me post the song and MYOB.@loveislouder.
    —————————————-
    mmm… nope. :)

  • joechick

    No offense but that is so true. Every other race beats the shit out of you or something XD
    ———
    It is true every white person in my school gets grounded. Every foreign person get the shit kicked out of them.

  • joechick

    You have to fuck up somewhere in your parenting to get your kids to act out such as seen in supernanny…
    But some of these kids grow up thinking like, okay if someone does something bad to me, I’m allowed hitting them.
    ———-
    That’s why you’re supposed to guide them and teach them right from wrong
    If my kids ever do get like smacked or something afterwards I would talk to them and tell them why I did it.

  • mileykicksass

    Or you can ask ariana grande for a loan and pay her back on your next period.

    aksdhaksjd

  • memi trumps sel

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:59 pm
    Heello said:

    dem has a promise ring.. dilmer <3

    its not necessarily a promise ring, but wilmer did give it to her…
    ——-

    aw i hope they last looks like demi loves him a lot.. it’s cute. <3

    um what? how do you know she has a promise ring. this makes me ill .

  • sparkles

    JENNAH!! :D

    KAYLIA :3

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I hope you all know you are eating unborn babies’ DNA….
    ~

    Weren’t you the one who posted that “don’t swallow it” add? ROFLLL

  • Keepitreal

    lol I wore sweats today

    I’m over exaggerating. But my shirt was black and said,”Mardi grass” And I had on jeans and my raw pink, yellow, and black nikes.

  • sparkles

    You’re here. I was worried.

    Oh. Why tho

  • iSarcasticING

    IT’S A NEW GENERATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN OF OU PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • mileykicksass

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqbw4c6oj1qb86xno2_500.jpg

    Taylor’s cat…. GTJRFKDJGNVFMDHGBVGF

    I swear people on my dash edit her cat, like they make legit edits of the cat

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I had to do an essay on this once and one of my sources stated
    Spanking on the buttocks, an erogenous zone in childhood, can create in the child’s mind an association between pain and sexual pleasure, and lead to difficulties in adulthood. “Spanking wanted” ads in alternative newspapers attest to the sad consequences of this confusion of pain and pleasure. If a child receives little parental attention except when being punished, this will further merge the concepts of pain and pleasure in the child’s mind. A child in this situation will have little self-esteem, believing he deserves nothing better.

    O__o

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:22 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    As a robot I know nothing… but I hear pineapple makes the elixir of life taste 1000x better. Just word on the street… And strawberries and nutella and anything with raw/natural sugar in it aka basically any fruit.
    ————————-
    yeah, anything natural i.e. fruits and vegetables.

    i actually heard vegetables do NOT do the trick… again HEARD.

  • l?veislouder

    right when I decide maybe it’s time for bed… my dorm hall has a fire alarm. great >.<

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    exactly everyone who claimed to get hit at my school were the ones doing drugs and cussing out the teachers.
    ~

    Me too!

  • peacelovehearts

    guys, if Miley can get When I Look At You & Can’t Be Tamed to 100,000,000 views next year, she’ll join Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber as the only artists to have 5 videos with those amount of views on youtube.
    ————-
    NO1CURSSS. DON’T INTERRUPT OUR SEX TALK.

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:04 pm
    mileykicksass said:
    Anime/Cartoon Porn.

    Ewwwwww
    ===
    It’s called Hentai

  • scarsremindme

    When my mom found out I was smoking marijuana…

  • l?veislouder

    Only gotta shave for special occasions though hahaha
    ————————————-
    I do the same. it’s too hectic and stressful to too it ALL the time.

  • joechick

    I cannot wait until winter omg they let the girls wear school logo sweatpants instead of the uniform skirts.
    ———-
    Do you go to private school?

  • sparkles

    What are we talking about? I’m watching Percy Jackson. Today I dropped off my books & went to the mall & movies with my friend. It was really fun and we saw a good movie :3

  • memi trumps sel

    iSarcasticING said:

    guys, if Miley can get When I Look At You & Can’t Be Tamed to 100,000,000 views next year, she’ll join Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber as the only artists to have 5 videos with those amount of views on youtube.

    what is the link to her offical youtube? I will listen over and over again.

  • anons

    i like cartoon porn

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Hey Jen!

  • mileykicksass

    Jordan, fuck you -____-

  • scarsremindme

    My dad makes me go to private school for the simple fact that he thinks im gonna have sex with every attractive guy I see, Oh if you only knew..

  • Keepitreal

    this. wish it lasted longer than 2.5 days though >.< ----
    Lol irl

  • Keepitreal

    It is true every white person in my school gets grounded. Every foreign person get the shit kicked out of them.
    —-
    Lol, I like you.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    That’s why you’re supposed to guide them and teach them right from wrong
    If my kids ever do get like smacked or something afterwards I would talk to them and tell them why I did it.
    ~

    I don’t think right is hitting someone. That’s just completely out of my beliefs soo….

  • scarsremindme

    I remember we had to take a sex ed class in fifth grade and everybodys like “What’s a vagina?” “Does it taste like vanilla?” -.-

  • joechick

    I’m over exaggerating. But my shirt was black and said,”Mardi grass” And I had on jeans and my raw pink, yellow, and black nikes.
    ——–
    that sounds sick as hell

  • memi trumps sel

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    exactly everyone who claimed to get hit at my school were the ones doing drugs and cussing out the teachers.
    ~

    Me too!

    I hope you understand I would never hit one of my parents unless I was legit being abused. I’m not talking about a spanking.

  • iSarcasticING

    NO1CURSSS. DON’T INTERRUPT OUR SEX TALK.
    —-
    you aren’t even a Miley fan anymore. *eats popcorn and rolls away*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I cannot wait until winter omg they let the girls wear school logo sweatpants instead of the uniform skirts.
    ~

    There are probs a total of 6 girls in my student body who wear the pants. Much rather wear the quilt.

  • anons

    Oh. Why tho

    Because I thought something bad because of what happened.

  • peacelovehearts

    i actually heard vegetables do NOT do the trick… again HEARD.
    —————–
    Oh, sure.. “heard”. Boo, you whore.

  • mileykicksass

    Do you go to private school?

    Yesir

  • iSarcasticING

    *makes an epic mafia game*

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    DERPING MY DERPPP.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I swear people on my dash edit her cat, like they make legit edits of the cat
    ~

    IT’S SO CUTE

  • sparkles

    Hey Jen!

    Aloha, Dimi!

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    waxing > shaving

    and that goes for any part of the body *cum/moon face*

  • simpleness

    When people talk about hentai all I can think about is tentacle rape.
    ====
    LOL Don’t forget being possessed by penises, demons and flower rape

  • Keepitreal

    Point blank, SOME kids need to be hit, SOME don’t. A lot of my friends need to be hit. My friend doesn’t get hit, She hits her parents. My other friend who doesn’t get hit, Curses them out and sneaks out with much older boys. If you were the type to get hit, your ass would not try any of that.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    NO, FUCK YOU JORDAN, STRETCHING THE PAGE IS MY JOB.

  • iSarcasticING

    anyone else listening to Christmas music right now? Oh, only me? okay..

  • joechick

    I don’t think right is hitting someone. That’s just completely out of my beliefs soo….
    ————-
    I mean you can have your opinions
    I’m not trying to change anything but the way your parents raise you is how you will raise your kids.

  • xAskTaylorx

    How many views does she have now? I mean that should not be hard to do, I mean, she’s “Miley Christ” for crying out loud. @iSarcasticING.

  • mileykicksass

    There are probs a total of 6 girls in my student body who wear the pants. Much rather wear the quilt.

    What is wrong with y’all, it’s freezing in the morning.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I hope you understand I would never hit one of my parents unless I was legit being abused. I’m not talking about a spanking.
    ~

    I wouldn’t either. I couldn’t even think about hurting my mother in any shape way or form at this point in my life.

  • peacelovehearts

    NO1CURSSS. DON’T INTERRUPT OUR SEX TALK.
    —-
    you aren’t even a Miley fan anymore. *eats popcorn and rolls away*
    ————–
    *steals your popcorn & returns to Miley shrine*

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:

    o.e tentacle rape is so life shattering. watched it once, ain’t going back.

    It changed the core of my being, to be honest. Forever scarred of octopuses and squids.

  • simpleness

    I hope you understand I would never hit one of my parents unless I was legit being abused. I’m not talking about a spanking.
    =====
    Same here

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Or you can ask ariana grande for a loan and pay her back on your next period.
    —-
    *dead*

  • iSarcasticING

    LOL Don’t forget being possessed by penises, demons and flower rape
    —-
    i’ve seen all those. them Japanese are crazy.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    -bows-
    What a flawless post. I feel so bad for my teachers sometimes, wow. In the end we’re raising a generation of kids who have no absolutely no respect for authority. This path we’re going down is pretty scary.
    ===========
    thank you! *blushes*
    But omg exactly. This leniency is only ruining us. Freshman year, I was in a music class with all these rowdy bitches, and one time this girl threw a chair at the teacher. I felt soooooo bad for him. That child seriously needed a good ass-whooping.

  • anons

    c

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:06 pm
    anons said:
    i like cartoon porn
    ====
    Do you really because…

  • mileykicksass

    I’ve never been hit in my life. But it’s because I’m the only daughter, I’m sure.

  • l?veislouder

    i actually heard vegetables do NOT do the trick… again HEARD.
    —————————————
    it’s not that they don’t do the trick, it’s that they don’t work as well as fruit, because of the lower amount of sugar. as you said, sugar is helpful.

  • Keepitreal

    So my spanish friend and I were talking. And this black kid in my class has a thing for white girls. So I said,”He likes you.” She goes,”Really?” I go,”Idk probably, he likes white girls.” So she looked at me and I said,”Girls that aren’t black.” And then she laughed and got up and asked,”Is my pants dirty.” I Said “Your face is.” (was a joke) And she goes,”Girl I ain’t black.” OMG i’m sorry to say I laughed lol.

  • NotOUConfessions

    People that beat their kids with belts or sticks or slap them in the face are child abusers

    I agree. There’s a difference between that and spanking as discipline. People in here act like hitting your child automatically means punching them in the face. -__-

  • mileykicksass

    My school has this 10 day trip to Costa Rica in June but that shit costs 1900 ._.

  • joechick

    Lol, I like you.
    ———
    lol so does everybody jk
    thanks

  • sparkles

    I can’t even type right now what is this

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    What is wrong with y’all, it’s freezing in the morning.
    ~

    Wear normal clothes to and from school and wear the skirt during the school day….

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    “Physical punishment gives the dangerous and unfair message that “might makes right”, that it is permissible to hurt someone else, provided they are smaller and less powerful than you are. The child then concludes that it is permissible to mistreat younger or smaller children.”

  • iSarcasticING

    EFf U OU MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • memi trumps sel

    I was just taught common sense.

  • Keepitreal

    I shave before I know when my period comes because if it comes and its a wild bush down there, I have no shame to say it itches.

  • iSarcasticING

    It changed the core of my being, to be honest. Forever scarred of octopuses and squids.

    i remember watching one where the girl was raped by a plant, like what even..

  • scarsremindme

    mileykicksass said:
    I’ve never been hit in my life. But it’s because I’m the only daughter, I’m sure

    Im the only daughter but my mom still hits me..

  • memi trumps sel

    Ermmmm, i actually don’t know.
    I haven’t watched since Kristin was voted off.

    3

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Have never been grounded…grounding is for wussies. That shit don’t work. My mama’s not afraid to hit me. Not rlly now cuz I’m older, but growing up, she disciplined me a lot. Not gonna lie, it was very effective.

  • Keepitreal

    I don’t think right is hitting someone. That’s just completely out of my beliefs soo….

    Okay if you were yelling at your child for stealing and they slapped you what would you do. Please let me know.

  • simpleness

    Girls who swallow..smh

    Mean girls suck, nice girls swallow.
    =====
    http://i.imgur.com/ZLW4z.gif

  • Keepitreal

    that sounds sick as hell
    —-
    They are! I would show you them but they must be cleaned, Lol.

  • sparkles

    Thanks for filling me on on what we’re talking about, guys. I’m sure it’s about child abuse tho. I was like spanked once or something.

  • peacelovehearts

    waxing > shaving

    and that goes for any part of the body *cum/moon face*
    —————
    But waxing hurts so much.. & I can’t understand shit from that oriental lady.

  • Takes1toKno1

    omg that tarantula

  • Grammar Nazi.

    My friends want to go see twilight the day it comes out but you have to pre-buy them tickets. ugh.

  • l?veislouder

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    waxing > shaving

    and that goes for any part of the body *cum/moon face*
    ———————————–
    I completely agree, but it’s just too painful for me >.<

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    anyone else listening to Christmas music right now? Oh, only me? okay..
    ~

    Christmas Must Be Something More- Taylor Swift

  • joechick

    I could never think of hitting my parents. It’s like they spent their whole lives raising you and you treat them like shit. That’s so wrong on so many levels, the thought never even crossed my mind.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    omg, period talk…

  • simpleness

    LOL Don’t forget being possessed by penises, demons and flower rape
    ——–
    i’ve seen all those. them Japanese are crazy.
    ====
    The first time i’ve seen that I was kind of scared

  • mileykicksass

    Im the only daughter but my mom still hits me..

    My mom hates violence ._.

  • iSarcasticING

    Can’t Be Tamed has 80 million views, and When I Look At You has 65m.

  • mileykicksass

    Wear normal clothes to and from school and wear the skirt during the school day….

    .___. we don’t do that lol. You go to an all girls’ school right? Mine’s is co-ed

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    My father was often hit as a child. Abused as he got older. Being hit as a young child made him want to lash out once he got older, which he did and at that point he was abused. Completely messed with him now..

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Your dick is the size of the like bar for baby *walks away*

    It’s pretty decently sized then.

  • iSarcasticING

    Christmas Must Be Something More- Taylor Swift
    —-
    Baby It’s Cold Outside – Glee

  • sparkles
  • peacelovehearts

    I want a waxing machine.. like, shit would be so much easier/cheaper if i could just do it myself.

  • Husky

    simpleness said:

    LOL Don’t forget being possessed by penises, demons and flower rape

    Oh my gosh, traumatizing. Scrolling through hentai thumbnails I saw giant maggot rape too. Like maggots inching closer and closer to a chained naked girl. When people tell you about hentai they just talk about the large boobs. Never trust anyone though.

  • simpleness

    Im the only daughter but my mom still hits me..
    ====
    How many brothers? do they get smacked also?

  • anons

    I shave.

  • joechick

    They are! I would show you them but they must be cleaned, Lol.
    ———-
    When I got my nikes they were cleaned everyday and I kept them somewhere where they wouldn’t get dirty but then they creased so I gave up. I’m looking for some new ones right now.

  • Husky

    I got hit when I was growing up and I turned out to be a balanced individual

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luodmgubWR1r2dsbh.gif

  • scarsremindme

    I swallow, Not a whore..

  • Grammar Nazi.

    omg just finished the first one-erection sex story.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I DON’T KNOW IF I’M CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERAL SOMETIMES
    =======
    I’m generally liberal, but conservative on a few things. For example, I strongly believe in the death penalty.

  • memi trumps sel

    Jordan!!! Can i have the link to her offical youtube so I can watch the videos?

  • Keepitreal

    Have never been grounded…grounding is for wussies. That shit don’t work. My mama’s not afraid to hit me. Not rlly now cuz I’m older, but growing up, she disciplined me a lot. Not gonna lie, it was very effective.

    When you know you are gonna get hit for doing something, You usually don’t do it that’s why lol. But it works.

  • scarsremindme

    The last time my mom spanked me I was 12 and laughed than she slapped me in the face..

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:26 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    oceanUP. said:
    I hope you all know you are eating unborn babies’ DNA….
    —————-
    You don’t have to swallow..

    then why would you bother tasting it? LOL youre half way there…

  • scarsremindme

    It’s 36 degrees outside right now, I am not getting up to go to school in the morning..

  • sparkles

    My friends want to go see twilight the day it comes out but you have to pre-buy them tickets. ugh.

    Come to the midnight premeire with me.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    My school has this 10 day trip to Costa Rica in June but that shit costs 1900 ._.
    __

    Lend some money from Uncle Tony :0

  • anons

    Do you really because…

    yes. i go to rule34 site all the time

  • memi trumps sel

    joechick said:

    I could never think of hitting my parents. It’s like they spent their whole lives raising you and you treat them like shit. That’s so wrong on so many levels, the thought never even crossed my mind.

    you arent listening. I said I would only do it if I was in danger. But that circumstance obviously won’t happen since my parents would never put me on danger.

  • Husky
  • XoePowns

    Daddy’s homeee ( ;

  • l?veislouder

    I wanna stay up all night and do it all with you… don’t even care about the table breaking

    :O those One Direction boys… ;)

  • xAskTaylorx

    Who gets a bikini wax every now and then? Just a random question, curious. 0__o

  • iSarcasticING

    The first time i’ve seen that I was kind of scared

    idk why i watched it though because it looks terrible and painful. sick perverts jack off to that kind of stuff.

  • Keepitreal

    “Physical punishment gives the dangerous and unfair message that “might makes right”, that it is permissible to hurt someone else, provided they are smaller and less powerful than you are. The child then concludes that it is permissible to mistreat younger or smaller children.”
    —-
    Bull. Its not even like that. You know why you are being hit. And again. If you hit a younger sibbling for no reason? You will get hit. It all goes back to that.

  • l?veislouder

    mileykicksass said:

    My school has this 10 day trip to Costa Rica in June but that shit costs 1900 ._.
    ——————————————
    my school is doing a London/Dublin trip for spring break for $1500

  • Grammar Nazi.

    i want to tinychat with yezir and her bf again.

  • Husky

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    I’m generally liberal, but conservative on a few things. For example, I strongly believe in the death penalty.

    Me too -embraces you- my political twin!

  • peacelovehearts

    I haven’t gotten my period this month.. *awks*

  • Keepitreal

    When I got my nikes they were cleaned everyday and I kept them somewhere where they wouldn’t get dirty but then they creased so I gave up. I’m looking for some new ones right now.
    —-
    Wanna see?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Okay if you were yelling at your child for stealing and they slapped you what would you do. Please let me know.
    ~

    Legitimately explain to them what is going on.
    If my kid slaps me, and I slap back, that would give them the right to slap back again and this could keep going..

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Are we talking about blowjobs..?

    Idgi.

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:

    i’ve seen all those. them Japanese are crazy.

    I think this rape fascination in their porn culture is overcompensation for…

  • sparkles

    Ugh Hollister smells so good, man.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    If you move your fingers really fast in a certain way I’m sure you’d end up making some ridiculous sloosh noise

  • Keepitreal

    It’s pretty decently sized then.

    *looks at like bar for baby and laughs* Small ass dick. What you see on the bar is the actual size i’m talking about.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    .___. we don’t do that lol. You go to an all girls’ school right? Mine’s is co-ed
    ~

    Yeah. It’s too cold you wear the skirt and no one wears the pants. It’s practically made fun of. So yeah..

  • scarsremindme

    simpleness said:
    Im the only daughter but my mom still hits me..
    ====
    How many brothers? do they get smacked also?

    1, He don’t get smacked.. Mostly because he’s 7.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    You don’t have a vagina, sit down. I know what sound it makes. Like a duck being born is what it sounds like.

    I’ve heard fingering and before and it makes a slooshy noise!!!!!!!

  • peacelovehearts

    You don’t have to swallow..

    then why would you bother tasting it? LOL youre half way there…

    ————–
    It’s still in you’re mouth though. Like, the taste wouldn’t go away.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Daddy’s homeee ( ;

    you’re a woman tho

  • joechick

    you arent listening. I said I would only do it if I was in danger. But that circumstance obviously won’t happen since my parents would never put me on danger.
    ———
    true but I know my parents would never abuse me so that’s why the thought never crossed my mind

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 05:52 pm
    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    I don’t stick fingers inside me tho
    ~

    You masturbate outside your entrance or.. O_o
    ====
    you could do both you know.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    My period .

  • Keepitreal

    Omg jordan and the rest of you I am so lost trying to figure out your convo lol.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I could never think of hitting my parents. It’s like they spent their whole lives raising you and you treat them like shit. That’s so wrong on so many levels, the thought never even crossed my mind.
    ~

    So you wouldn’t hit your parents but you would hit your kids…?

  • l?veislouder

    xAskTaylorx said:

    Where that’s happened by me, everyone who was involved had that happen to them. Look it up. I’m not going to argue anymore. Don’t but into people’s business’s next time. @loveislouder.
    —————————————
    lololololol “don’t butt into peoples’ business on a gossip site where we put it for everyone to see” yeah, okay.

    if any student involved in a teacher-student affair left their school, it’s not because they were expelled, it’s because they chose to go for any number of understandable reasons. really, to expel a child for something beyond there control… -____-

  • iSarcasticING

    what is the link to her offical youtube? I will listen over and over again.

    When I Look At You
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wxOVn99FTE
    Can’t Be Tamed
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSG6z_13-Q&feature=related

  • anons

    hello xoe

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I could never think of hitting my parents. It’s like they spent their whole lives raising you and you treat them like shit. That’s so wrong on so many levels, the thought never even crossed my mind.
    ===========
    Exactly. No offense, but that’s some white ppl shit right there. No black, hispanic, or asian child in their right mind would do that. lmfao

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Vagina’s that squirt are weird.
    ~

    I’m convinced it has to do with urine because I don’t see how that’s possible

  • mileykicksass

    Who gets a bikini wax every now and then? Just a general question. 0__o

    Every 3 or 4 weeks

  • simpleness

    Oh my gosh, traumatizing. Scrolling through hentai thumbnails I saw giant maggot rape too. Like maggots inching closer and closer to a chained naked girl. When people tell you about hentai they just talk about the large boobs. Never trust anyone though.
    =====
    Hentai is definitely a fetish thing

  • scarsremindme

    If my dad sees my mom hit me, He gets pissed.

  • peacelovehearts

    You don’t have a vagina, sit down. I know what sound it makes. Like a duck being born is what it sounds like.

    I’ve heard fingering and before and it makes a slooshy noise!!!!!!!
    ————-
    Only if you’re squirting though.
    Porn doesn’t count bruhh.

  • simpleness

    I swallow, Not a whore..
    =====
    SWALLOW PROUD! *raises fist in air*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    i want to tinychat with yezir and her bf again.
    ~
    They make me feel so alone
    How is he 13, though life what the hell….

  • Keepitreal

    OMGEEEE CHILD ABUSE. BEING KICKED IN THE FACE. FUCKED WITH A WINE BOTTLE, ANYTHIIIIIIING IS DIFFERENT THEN GETTING SMACKED FOR BEING DISRESPECTFUL.LAAAAAWD.

  • memi trumps sel

    ME!

    soo good!

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:32 pm
    xAskTaylorx said:
    Who gets a bikini wax every now and then? Just a random question, curious. 0__o

    ————
    I’ve gotten one once.. kinda been too scared to go back.

  • Keepitreal

    Did you say daddy’s home? Home for me?

  • sparkles

    Alright this is boring I’m gonna go watch a movie bye.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I read the books and fell in love omfg, third book was..rushed tho. I need to see it on the opening night, March is so long tho :c
    —-
    I hate the third book, it ruined the whole series for me.

  • joechick

    …….

  • Husky

    Keepitreal said:
    Omg jordan and the rest of you I am so lost trying to figure out your convo lol.

    Consider it a blessing in disguise to be honest.

  • memi trumps sel

    true but I know my parents would never abuse me so that’s why the thought never crossed my mind

    I know i wouldnt either. But lets say my parents werent my parents. And I was brought up in an abusive home. I would try and fight back especially if I couldnt get to the phone.

  • mileykicksass

    Who listens to their vagina..O_o

  • Keepitreal

    I go to tampa to perform at disney and I get to be on TV, and we are gonna ride all the rides sdlafjm ldgahskdhikfhsfhgsfgkjsfhfsjfhfkjhfjsn YES

  • scarsremindme

    My mom told me that if I smart mouthed her one more time, That she would slap the words right outta my mouth. I told her “Do it I dare you” She did, I bawled.

  • joechick

    If you’re raised a certain way by your parents that is how you will raise your kids. Case closed.

  • Keepitreal

    You masturbate outside your entrance or.. O_o
    —-
    If you are a girl how the hell do you not masturbate without sticking your fingers inside you? You just what drop your pants and wait for it to happen..wut?

  • iSarcasticING

    Jordan!!! Can i have the link to her offical youtube so I can watch the videos?

    i already did gorl .__.

  • joechick

    Wanna see?
    ———-
    yeah sure

  • NotOUConfessions

    My father was often hit as a child. Abused as he got older. Being hit as a young child made him want to lash out once he got older, which he did and at that point he was abused. Completely messed with him now..

    *often That’s different.

  • simpleness

    who is watching glee?

    ME!
    ====
    I’m trying to

  • anons

    Are we talking about blowjobs..?

    Idgi.

    sex talk

  • Disco.Is.Dead
  • simpleness

    The last time my mom spanked me I was 12 and laughed than she slapped me in the face..
    ====
    I laugh if I get hit, but my mom doesn’t slap me after i laugh.

  • anons

    You masturbate outside your entrance or.. O_o

    i just rub my clit

  • memi trumps sel
  • XoePowns

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:14 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    Daddy’s homeee ( ;

    you’re a woman tho
    -x-
    So fucking what? I’m daddy :/


    @Anons
    Hey Babyyy. Imu ♥

  • Keepitreal

    Okay i’m really laughing right now. Disco and others are you guys white or…?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    you could do both you know.
    ~

    But you wont feel anything if you’re outside of your vagina…

  • l?veislouder

    peacelovehearts said:

    I haven’t gotten my period this month.. *awks*
    ————————————
    one of my roommates hasn’t gotten hers in 2 months. she felt the need to scream this out loud yesterday when I was getting ready for bed…. -____- lol

  • iSarcasticING

    Omg jordan and the rest of you I am so lost trying to figure out your convo lol.

    lol wut

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Me too -embraces you- my political twin!
    =======
    -embraces you back- !!!
    Wht’s your stance on abortion? Pro-choice or?

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Only if you’re squirting though.
    Porn doesn’t count bruhh.

    but i’ve heard it in real life tho. it makes a quiet slooshy noise.

  • mileykicksass

    I haven’t gotten my period this month.. *awks*

    One time I was a legit month late and I thought I was the next Virgin Mary

  • memi trumps sel

    I don’t believe in hitting your kids.

  • scarsremindme

    One time my mom got mad at my dad and threw a beer bottle at him.

  • anons

    If you are a girl how the hell do you not masturbate without sticking your fingers inside you? You just what drop your pants and wait for it to happen..wut?

    …………..your clit

  • scarsremindme

    My school goes to the Bahamas every year for this end of the year thing called “Beach week” Amazing.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    They make me feel so alone
    How is he 13, though life what the hell….
    —–
    he looks like 16 omg. They are really cute too.

  • anons

    you dont have to finger yourself in order to masturbate

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    But waxing hurts so much.. & I can’t understand shit from that oriental lady.
    ~

    Worth it D:

  • mileykicksass

    Yezir is thirteen..wut

  • simpleness

    1, He don’t get smacked.. Mostly because he’s 7.
    ===
    Oh, lol.

  • peacelovehearts

    I don’t stick fingers inside me tho
    ~

    You masturbate outside your entrance or.. O_o
    —————-
    I do.. I’m not too fond of sticking my fingers up my vagina. It’s just not too appealing. I’d prefer a dick.

  • peacelovehearts

    What if a boy accidently pees in your mouth? -_-

  • l?veislouder

    did my roommate just take her new iPhone into the shower with her… she did >.<

  • sparkles

    If you’re raised a certain way by your parents that is how you will raise your kids. Case closed.

    Okay one thing before I leave. My mom was abused as a child. At 17 & got married simply to get out of that house. She still has nightmares about it. And you know what? She’s the best mom to me & my siblings. I’m sorry, but you’re completely & utterly wrong.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    i just rub my clit
    ~

    Ohhhh… Okay, you meant that “inside”. Got it.

  • joechick

    One time I was a legit month late and I thought I was the next Virgin Mary
    ——-
    lol you remind me of my friend

  • scarsremindme

    I hate when my mom don’t knock before walking into my room. Like ASDFGHJKL; the only person who can get away with it is my boyfriend.

  • Keepitreal

    You guys sound so dumb. We aren’t even talking about child abuse right now. We are repeating it and saying. WE ARE NOT SPEAKING OF CHILD ABUSE. Damn, why do people over react to spanking your kid like your murdering them.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    it’s pretty silent when it does in the other hole

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I go to tampa to perform at disney and I get to be on TV, and we are gonna ride all the rides sdlafjm ldgahskdhikfhsfhgsfgkjsfhfsjfhfkjhfjsn YES
    __

    We went to Disney to perform, and we stayed there for like four days.
    It was hella fun

    We’re going to DC this year :DD

  • XoePowns

    Did you say daddy’s home? Home for me?
    -x-
    And I know you’ve been waiting for this loving all day ;*

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    *often That’s different.
    ~

    Realize that when I say often, that means under 5 because I believe in 0, JS…

  • mileykicksass

    Such a lovely topic

  • l?veislouder

    peacelovehearts said:

    What if a boy accidently pees in your mouth? -_-
    ————————————
    legit fear.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I saw a japanese video of this girl getting gang raped on a train.. like 15 men surrounded her and somehow no one knew what was going on.

  • joechick

    So you wouldn’t hit your parents but you would hit your kids…?
    ———
    Did my parents ever do bad shit. No.
    If my kid stole something they would get spanked simple as that. My parents raised me to be a certain way and act a certain way. They know what is best for me.

  • anons

    i’ve stuck two fingers in my vagina in the shower and it hurt so fucking bad everytime i thought back to it my vag would hurt

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    omg, period talk…
    ~

    I’m sure you’ll get yours one day!

  • Husky

    memi trumps sel said:
    I don’t believe in hitting your kids.

    Unfortunately a growing belief in modern society that I have to suffer for everyday in High School with ungrateful spoiled brats :'(

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    CAN YOU ALL WATCH THIS VIDEO? IT IS SO RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION. AND IT’S FUNNY.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Z6q4RKrsw

  • xAskTaylorx

    I think that show’s overrated. In my opinion. @memi trumps sel.

  • anons

    ewwwww

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    When you know you are gonna get hit for doing something, You usually don’t do it that’s why lol. But it works.
    ======
    It does. I hate that the government is trying to make laws saying you can’t hit your kids. Like no. That’s overstepping power tbh. It’s effective and more ppl should do it :L

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    What the fuck is FB right now.

  • Keepitreal

    I’ve heard fingering and before and it makes a slooshy noise!!!!!!!

    Stop saying that! I will never drink a slushy the same again!

  • simpleness
  • Grammar Nazi.

    yezir is actually 14.

  • scarsremindme

    My moms actually a recovering alcoholic, She stopped when she got pregnant with me. She says I “Ruined her life”

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I do.. I’m not too fond of sticking my fingers up my vagina. It’s just not too appealing. I’d prefer a dick.
    ~

    I understood wrong -cum face-

  • simpleness

    Do you really because…

    yes. i go to rule34 site all the time
    ====
    Do you know about Sonic The Sexhodg?

  • Husky

    Keepitreal said:
    Okay i’m really laughing right now. Disco and others are you guys white or…?

    I’m white and I’m on your side -falls to knees-

  • Grammar Nazi.

    aren’t you supposed to finger yourself to masturbate or…

  • Grammar Nazi.

    hey anons, how did you make dbs stories on cs5?

  • memi trumps sel

    l?veislouder said:

    did my roommate just take her new iPhone into the shower with her… she did >.<

    lol she likes her phone too much

  • memi trumps sel

    Keepitreal said:

    You guys sound so dumb. We aren’t even talking about child abuse right now. We are repeating it and saying. WE ARE NOT SPEAKING OF CHILD ABUSE. Damn, why do people over react to spanking your kid like your murdering them.

    someone mentioned being hit with a spoon. I mean I still won’t spank my children. But i’m talking about anything worse than a spanking with the hand.

  • simpleness

    OMG. WHO JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED ON GLEE?

  • Husky

    peacelovehearts said:
    What if a boy accidently pees in your mouth? -_-

    It’s okay to spit in those circumstances.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Yezir is thirteen..wut
    ~

    Near 15. Her boyfriend is 13

  • Keepitreal

    Okay one thing before I leave. My mom was abused as a child. At 17 & got married simply to get out of that house. She still has nightmares about it. And you know what? She’s the best mom to me & my siblings. I’m sorry, but you’re completely & utterly wrong.
    —-
    She means raised in a family where you get spanked.

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 05:55 pm
    anons said:
    i’ve stuck two fingers in my vagina in the shower and it hurt so fucking bad everytime i thought back to it my vag would hurt

    ————–
    I’m scared i’ll pop my cherry or some shit. O_o

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I was hoping my period wouldn’t come on my birthday..

  • mileykicksass

    I saw a japanese video of this girl getting gang raped on a train.. like 15 men surrounded her and somehow no one knew what was going on.

    That’s messed up

  • NotOUConfessions

    lol irl. Going in circles.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I don’t see how anal feels good at all. It’s not really near your sexual organ nor do I think it really sounds appealing in general…

  • iSarcasticING

    Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber are the Top 2 most viewed teenagers on youtube.

  • joechick

    It does. I hate that the government is trying to make laws saying you can’t hit your kids. Like no. That’s overstepping power tbh. It’s effective and more ppl should do it :L
    ————
    There is a fine line between physical abuse and discipline though. If you get hit once for doing something bad then that’s discipline.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Point blank, SOME kids need to be hit, SOME don’t. A lot of my friends need to be hit. My friend doesn’t get hit, She hits her parents. My other friend who doesn’t get hit, Curses them out and sneaks out with much older boys. If you were the type to get hit, your ass would not try any of that.

    Kids who get hit are more disciplined tbh.

  • anons

    aren’t you supposed to finger yourself to masturbate or…

    no

  • scarsremindme

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:17 pm
    Husky said:
    memi trumps sel said:
    I don’t believe in hitting your kids.

    Unfortunately a growing belief in modern society that I have to suffer for everyday in High School with ungrateful spoiled brats :'(

    My moms only slapped me like 3 times.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Point blank, SOME kids need to be hit, SOME don’t. A lot of my friends need to be hit. My friend doesn’t get hit, She hits her parents. My other friend who doesn’t get hit, Curses them out and sneaks out with much older boys. If you were the type to get hit, your ass would not try any of that.

    Kids who get hit are more disciplined tbh.

  • Keepitreal

    i’ve stuck two fingers in my vagina in the shower and it hurt so fucking bad everytime i thought back to it my vag would hurt
    —–
    You’re tight…Anyways you use 1 finger to get used to it. And then you progress.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I’m sure you’ll get yours one day!
    __

    lol, fuk u.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I kinda want black highlights..

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Okay i’m really laughing right now. Disco and others are you guys white or…?
    ~

    Excuse me

  • peacelovehearts

    DON’T FUCKING DISCUSS GLEE. I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET UP & TURN THE TV ON, SO I JUST RECORDED IT. >:/

  • peacelovehearts

    One time I was a legit month late and I thought I was the next Virgin Mary
    —————-
    I just have flashbacks to all the times i was drunk.

  • memi trumps sel

    Unfortunately a growing belief in modern society that I have to suffer for everyday in High School with ungrateful spoiled brats :'(

    I was never hit and I never got in trouble in highschool.

  • joechick

    Okay one thing before I leave. My mom was abused as a child. At 17 & got married simply to get out of that house. She still has nightmares about it. And you know what? She’s the best mom to me & my siblings. I’m sorry, but you’re completely & utterly wrong.
    ———-
    But we’re talking about spankings not abuse. Abuse is a whole nother story. Although I am sorry about your mom.

  • simpleness

    But you wont feel anything if you’re outside of your vagina…
    ====
    But you could use a vibrator…

  • Takes1toKno1

    peacelovehearts said:
    I want a waxing machine.. like, shit would be so much easier/cheaper if i could just do it myself.


    nope, don’t do it. lol

  • Husky

    simpleness said:

    Do you know about Sonic The Sexhodg?

    It’s funny because of who you’re asking :P

  • mileykicksass

    If you’re raised a certain way by your parents that is how you will raise your kids. Case closed.

    Not true, some kids actually want to be better parents for their children after shit their parents have put them through.

  • simpleness

    Whats a strawberry festival?

  • Keepitreal

    How the hell do you get horny to porn. These bitches never shut the fuck up. Moaning for everything. “OH my gossh you just licked my shooeeee and touched my sooocks.” *moans* Like wtf.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    or red..

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You guys sound so dumb. We aren’t even talking about child abuse right now. We are repeating it and saying. WE ARE NOT SPEAKING OF CHILD ABUSE. Damn, why do people over react to spanking your kid like your murdering them.
    ~

    I THINK HITTING CHILDREN IS ABUSING THEM. THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING.

  • anons

    You’re tight…Anyways you use 1 finger to get used to it. And then you progress.

    I dont like sticking anything up there. I stuck 1 finger before and moved it in and out and felt nothing.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Jordan your making youtube videos?!?!??!??!!

  • Keepitreal
  • Keepitreal

    I’m white and I’m on your side -falls to knees-

    *falls to knees* you aren’t on the inside thoo *cries* Lol

  • Grammar Nazi.
  • simpleness

    What if a boy accidently pees in your mouth? -_-
    ————————————
    legit fear.
    ===
    I dont think a guy could pee if hes erect. But idk im not a guy so..

  • iSarcasticING

    I saw a hentai video of a girl being raped and filled with a plants semen. Her stomach got so full that her stomach exploded and her intestines and blood landed on the floor.

  • Husky

    Keepitreal said:
    You guys sound so dumb. We aren’t even talking about child abuse right now. We are repeating it and saying. WE ARE NOT SPEAKING OF CHILD ABUSE. Damn, why do people over react to spanking your kid like your murdering them.

    Seriously. And they’re bringing up all this psychology fluff. I’m just saying a parent’s disciplinary techniques shouldn’t be controlled by the Government. The Government isn’t the one raising the children nor can they judge every situation that a parent faces.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    aren’t you supposed to finger yourself to masturbate or…
    ~

    You can go in your vagina and what not but the important factor or whatever is just rubbing your clit.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    How the hell do you get horny to porn. These bitches never shut the fuck up. Moaning for everything. “OH my gossh you just licked my shooeeee and touched my sooocks.” *moans* Like wtf.

    gay porn is more sophisticated. *fixes tie*

  • Husky

    memi trumps sel said:

    I was never hit and I never got in trouble in highschool.

    I’d say you’re the exception, not the rule. I think there’s a big lack of discipline problem when it comes to raising kids these days and everyone’s just turning into a douche, just my opinion.

  • l?veislouder

    If you’re raised a certain way by your parents that is how you will raise your kids. Case closed.
    ——————————-
    not true at all, at all, all! I had a horrible childhood, to the point where I’m almost certain I won’t have kids out of fear of having tendencies like my mom. but I know that if I make conscious decision to have kids, then it will be because I will be able to raise my kids in a way I believe to be right, which is not the way I was raised.

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 05:56 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:
    aren’t you supposed to finger yourself to masturbate or…
    —————-
    You don’t have to.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:28 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    i actually heard vegetables do NOT do the trick… again HEARD.
    —————–
    Oh, sure.. “heard”. Boo, you whore.

    ANNA lmfao gtfo!
    ou is a flawfree virgin still. lmfao.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqv0j4zSxM1r0ojhto1_500.gif

  • scarsremindme

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:16 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    did my roommate just take her new iPhone into the shower with her… she did >.<

    I was texting in the shower once and dropped my phone and it broke in half. Try explaning that story to your parents.

  • memi trumps sel

    I would never let my kid get to the point where they were stealing though. I would never tolerate underage drinking, stealing or any of that stuff.

  • Keepitreal

    I’m scared i’ll pop my cherry or some shit. O_o

    Gurl..Now I know you know damn well your finger can’t go that far to pop anything.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Guys peeing in your mouth.

    Happy thoughts ._.

  • memi trumps sel

    haha I was and still am a good girl.

  • mileykicksass

    I THINK HITTING CHILDREN IS ABUSING THEM. THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING.

    You mean even a little spanking? ._.

  • memi trumps sel

    peacelovehearts said:

    DON’T FUCKING DISCUSS GLEE. I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET UP & TURN THE TV ON, SO I JUST RECORDED IT. >:/

    don’t worry we didn’t talk about it.

  • mileykicksass

    Or what if a boy says he’s gonna pull out and he doesn’t and you swallow out of shock asdlksjad

  • anons

    Do you know about Sonic The Sexhodg?

    OH. MY. GOD SADSADSFDDSF
    sdsdfsdfdsfdsf
    i used to look up sonic porn all the time

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    If you’re raised a certain way by your parents that is how you will raise your kids. Case closed.
    ~

    Or you could be traumatized from your childhood experiences and go a complete different rout with your children..

  • scarsremindme

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    I don’t see how anal feels good at all. It’s not really near your sexual organ nor do I think it really sounds appealing in general…

    I could never do anal..

  • peacelovehearts

    legit fear.
    ===
    I dont think a guy could pee if hes erect. But idk im not a guy so..

    ———–
    But if he’s eating you out, you could pee… O_o

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:
    I saw a hentai video of a girl being raped and be filled with a plants semen. Her stomach got so full that her stomach exploded and her intestines and blood landed on the floor.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luodlq2wJx1r2dsbh.gif

  • Live.Love.Learn.
  • kattt.

  • simpleness

    I’m scared i’ll pop my cherry or some shit. O_o
    =====
    My cherry is already popped.

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:36 pm
    Keepitreal said:
    How the hell do you get horny to porn. These bitches never shut the fuck up. Moaning for everything. “OH my gossh you just licked my shooeeee and touched my sooocks.” *moans* Like wtf.
    ====
    MTE

  • mileykicksass

    Near 15. Her boyfriend is 13

    They boy from tc? O__o puberty hit him early apparently lol

  • joechick

    CAN YOU ALL WATCH THIS VIDEO? IT IS SO RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION. AND IT’S FUNNY.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Z6q4RKrsw
    ——-
    oh my god this video is so funny me and my sisters were dying. This bitch started to cry. I would’ve taken that chair and thrown it upside his head.

  • anons

    I’m sorry for starting this topic.

  • l?veislouder

    Keepitreal said:

    How the hell do you get horny to porn. These bitches never shut the fuck up. Moaning for everything. “OH my gossh you just licked my shooeeee and touched my sooocks.” *moans* Like wtf.
    ——————————–
    lmfaooo!

  • Keepitreal

    It does. I hate that the government is trying to make laws saying you can’t hit your kids. Like no. That’s overstepping power tbh. It’s effective and more ppl should do it :L
    —-
    Yeah if your kid needs it. Some kids just naturally stay out of trouble.

  • scarsremindme

    My mom is so fucking mean to me sometimes, 32 year old bitch.

  • Keepitreal

    I dont like sticking anything up there. I stuck 1 finger before and moved it in and out and felt nothing.
    —-
    Well Idk..Must be the way I do it.

  • anons

    hey anons, how did you make dbs stories on cs5?

    I made a new thing with the width 500×900 or whatever size then pasted the story there and cropped it.

  • anons

    Near 15. Her boyfriend is 13

    pedophile

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You mean even a little spanking? ._.
    ~

    I don’t believe in hitting others. Simple as that.

  • anons

    can we not talk about vaginas? they are ugly

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Pissing while you’re hard hurts though so he probably wouldn’t pee.

  • l?veislouder

    did my roommate just take her new iPhone into the shower with her… she did >.<

    lol she likes her phone too much
    ————————————–
    she must. I was gonna look at it to see if it was the 4 or 4s. she must have read my mind lol
    but really, I never take my phone in the bathroom. I’m always afraid I’ll either drop it in the toilet, or the heat from the shower will damage it somehow.

  • Keepitreal

    Kids who get hit are more disciplined tbh.

    Not true.

  • Keepitreal

    Grammar Nazi. said:
    http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6193/lv8qfh1321411654.jpg
    proof

    You made it.

  • iSarcasticING

    spouting Miley facts just cause. *chews popcorn*

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    There is a fine line between physical abuse and discipline though. If you get hit once for doing something bad then that’s discipline.
    ========
    Well obviously! I’m not condoning beating the living crap out of your kids, but smacking them when they do something wrong won’t kill them & it’ll help them learn right from wrong.

  • NotOUConfessions

    *often That’s different.
    ~

    Realize that when I say often, that means under 5 because I believe in 0, JS…

    We aren’t talking about being hit or abused often. I thought we already went through this…

  • l?veislouder

    Keepitreal said:

    I’m scared i’ll pop my cherry or some shit. O_o

    Gurl..Now I know you know damn well your finger can’t go that far to pop anything.
    ——————————–
    girl, the hymen is OUTSIDE the vagina; it’s at the entrance. entering ANYTHING into your vagina means you are risking detaching the hymen.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I kinda want to watch Ancient Rome gay butt sex, I heard they did that -files nails-

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    OH. MY. GOD SADSADSFDDSF
    sdsdfsdfdsfdsf
    i used to look up sonic porn all the time
    __

    OMG. SONIC ANON.

  • Keepitreal

    Dicks are just as ugly. They are just..there.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Where did oceanup go. They come on, then randomly leave. Wow. Haha.

  • simpleness

    Do you know about Sonic The Sexhodg?

    OH. MY. GOD SADSADSFDDSF
    sdsdfsdfdsfdsf
    i used to look up sonic porn all the time
    =====
    Videos or pictures?

  • joechick

    not true at all, at all, all! I had a horrible childhood, to the point where I’m almost certain I won’t have kids out of fear of having tendencies like my mom. but I know that if I make conscious decision to have kids, then it will be because I will be able to raise my kids in a way I believe to be right, which is not the way I was raised.
    ——–
    I’m mean as if your parents discipline you by spankings then that’s how your going to do it . I don’t mean like abuse.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    You can’t break your walls with your own fingers
    You’d have to have realllyyyy long fingers and be going really hard
    As well as I’m sure no one is dumb enough to even try that, especially considering nails and what not… O___o

  • Keepitreal

    We went to Disney to perform, and we stayed there for like four days.
    It was hella fun

    We’re going to DC this year :DD
    —–
    Ohhh yeaaaaah *fists pumps for vocal* We are going november 29-30

  • scarsremindme

    I went to the store yesterday with my mom and saw a sign that said “Size Matters” I could not stop laughing and all she did was wonder what the fuck I was laughing at.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Husky gorrrlll you didn’t answer my question!

    “-embraces you back- !!!
    Wht’s your stance on abortion? Pro-choice or?”

  • simpleness

    Disco.Is.Dead said:
    I don’t see how anal feels good at all. It’s not really near your sexual organ nor do I think it really sounds appealing in general…

    I could never do anal..
    ===
    I heard your ass bleeds after, that’s why I dont want to try it.

  • mileykicksass

    How the hell do you get horny to porn. These bitches never shut the fuck up. Moaning for everything. “OH my gossh you just licked my shooeeee and touched my sooocks.” *moans* Like wtf.

    rotfl wtf

  • memi trumps sel

    I’d say you’re the exception, not the rule. I think there’s a big lack of discipline problem when it comes to raising kids these days and everyone’s just turning into a douche, just my opinion.

    I dunno the kids in my highschool who claimed they got hit by their parents were the ones who got in the most trouble. I don’t think trying to scare your kid out of something does anything but leave them with mental issues later in life. I was just taught commen sense.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Not true.
    ======
    not true?? wtf? he just agreed with us!!!!!! O.o

  • peacelovehearts

    I’m scared i’ll pop my cherry or some shit. O_o

    Gurl..Now I know you know damn well your finger can’t go that far to pop anything.
    ————–
    But what if it does… Or what if i like scratch something up there with my nails & do something horrifically wrong. Like, no thank you.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I made a new thing with the width 500×900 or whatever size then pasted the story there and cropped it.
    —-
    Okay thank you! I got a long sex story and I didn’t know how to make it.

  • XoePowns

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:20 pm
    Husky said:
    memi trumps sel said:

    I was never hit and I never got in trouble in highschool.
    -x-
    Been susppended countless times…

  • joechick

    lol Jackie is a saint from what we know.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I don’t see how anal feels good at all. It’s not really near your sexual organ nor do I think it really sounds appealing in general…
    —-
    Anal hurts the first few times but after a while it starts to feel good.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Nevermind….

  • Grammar Nazi.

    can anyone suggest any good themes?

  • simpleness

    My mom is so fucking mean to me sometimes, 32 year old bitch.
    ====
    Sometimes my mom is too. I cuss her off under my breath or in my room.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Ohhh yeaaaaah *fists pumps for vocal* We are going november 29-30
    __

    We’re going on March 29th or something.
    So excited.

  • anons

    Videos or pictures?

    pictures

  • Keepitreal

    oh my god this video is so funny me and my sisters were dying. This bitch started to cry. I would’ve taken that chair and thrown it upside his head.
    —–
    XD XD That is hilarious. I would be dead right now.

  • scarsremindme

    When you get your cherry popped, It hurts like fuck. Not the best thing to happen.

  • Husky

    mileykicksass said:
    Or what if a boy says he’s gonna pull out and he doesn’t and you swallow out of shock asdlksjad

    LOL omg there are categories on porn sites “unwanted creampies” “accidental creampies” it’s pretty weird people seek those out.

  • mileykicksass

    can anyone suggest any good themes?

    Depends for what kind of blog..

  • l?veislouder

    scarsremindme said:

    My mom is so fucking mean to me sometimes, 32 year old bitch.
    —————————-
    your mom was pretty young when she had you then…? that could contribute to a lot of the reason she is the way she is with you. not saying it’s right, just trying to explain it out (mostly to myself, to see if I understand).

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    can we not talk about vaginas? they are ugly
    ~

    Dicks are so much uglier though D:

  • iSarcasticING

    at least in gay porn they grunt instead of shouting like crazy ass bitches.

  • joechick

    @joechick
    http://i.imgur.com/b8klS.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/NHC3C.jpg
    ———–
    holy shit those are amazing
    did you get them from the nike store?

  • mileykicksass

    CAN YOU ALL WATCH THIS VIDEO? IT IS SO RELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION. AND IT’S FUNNY.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Z6q4RKrsw

    tears

  • mileykicksass

    I’m scared i’ll pop my cherry or some shit. O_o

    rotflll

  • scarsremindme

    I have never watched porn in my life.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    OH. MY. GOD SADSADSFDDSF
    sdsdfsdfdsfdsf
    i used to look up sonic porn all the time
    —–
    EWWW

  • joechick

    Or you could be traumatized from your childhood experiences and go a complete different rout with your children..
    ——–
    THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEAN THOUGH AKLSDJF;SAD

  • Keepitreal

    girl, the hymen is OUTSIDE the vagina. it’s at the entrance. entering ANYTHING into your vagina means you are risking detaching the hymen.
    —-
    You cannot be using that much force to pop anything.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:36 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:

    How the hell do you get horny to porn. These bitches never shut the fuck up. Moaning for everything. “OH my gossh you just licked my shooeeee and touched my sooocks.” *moans* Like wtf.

    gay porn is more sophisticated. *fixes tie*

    i thot u were bi dimitri .___. no judgement

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Depends for what kind of blog..

    for one-erection

  • Husky

    Live.Love.Learn. said:
    Husky gorrrlll you didn’t answer my question!

    “-embraces you back- !!!
    Wht’s your stance on abortion? Pro-choice or?”

    I’m sorry I missed it :(!

    I’m a raging pro-choicer. How about you?

  • simpleness

    I dont like sticking anything up there. I stuck 1 finger before and moved it in and out and felt nothing.
    ====
    You have to be in the mood to do it.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Rose was turned on by 2 Girls and 1 Cup.

  • scarsremindme

    When I was 13 I looked up trani porn..

  • scarsremindme

    But like I mean, I consider it abuse if you hit your kids over and over again and they end up getting bruises. Do I think hitting someone is abuse? Personally, Yes. But I mean if im being a smart ass. I deserve to get hit.

  • anons

    VAGINAS ARE UGLIER THAN DICKS THEY LOOK LIKE PROCESSED MEAT

  • joechick

    Well obviously! I’m not condoning beating the living crap out of your kids, but smacking them when they do something wrong won’t kill them & it’ll help them learn right from wrong.
    ——–
    Yeah I’m agreeing with you. That’s why the government is doing this. They think all hitting is “abuse”. If you get smacked for like breaking some shit or disrespecting your parents then hell yeah you deserve to be hit don’t cry like a little bitch.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    lol Jackie is a saint from what we know.
    ~

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsvgvmyFNn1r1cnsqo3_250.gif

  • peacelovehearts

    Blue waffles >>

  • joechick

    awkward.

  • Keepitreal

    You guys will never believe who’s CD I have

    http://i.imgur.com/HbjFI.jpg

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    oh my god this video is so funny me and my sisters were dying. This bitch started to cry. I would’ve taken that chair and thrown it upside his head.
    =====
    exactly. there’s a reason why he was such a brat. bitch needed an ass-whooping.

  • Keepitreal

    But what if it does… Or what if i like scratch something up there with my nails & do something horrifically wrong. Like, no thank you.
    —-
    Lol irl.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Pissing while you’re hard hurts though so he probably wouldn’t pee.
    ~

    But but but
    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhaonkhrlj1qba50oo1_500.jpg

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I dunno the kids in my highschool who claimed they got hit by their parents were the ones who got in the most trouble. I don’t think trying to scare your kid out of something does anything but leave them with mental issues later in life. I was just taught commen sense.
    ==========
    At my school, the kids who get in the most trouble are the ones who had no proper parental guidance in their lives or the ones who took their parents’ kindness for granted. The trouble-free ones agree that they’ve been hit at some point in their lives.

  • memi trumps sel

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    Not true.
    ======
    not true?? wtf? he just agreed with us!!!!!! O.o

    yeah now i’m confused lol

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Anal hurts the first few times but after a while it starts to feel good.
    ~

    But what’s making it feel good
    You’re just sicking something up a hole surrounded in muscles where faeces come out from. Merp.

  • Keepitreal

    gay porn is more sophisticated. *fixes tie*

    *throws tie across the room*

  • iSarcasticING

    tranny porn is difficult to process…

  • NotOUConfessions

    This is pointless…

  • anons

    THEY LOOK LIKE ROAST BEEF

  • peacelovehearts

    ANNA lmfao gtfo!
    ou is a flawfree virgin still. lmfao.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqv0j4zSxM1r0ojhto1_500.gif

    —————-
    Oh, i’m sure…

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt22y1VFNC1r4dwquo1_500.gif

  • XoePowns

    ` follow me guyss

    http://disdainful.tumblr.com

  • Keepitreal

    not true?? wtf? he just agreed with us!!!!!! O.o

    Lol my bad Gn I thought you said are more disrespectful.

  • memi trumps sel

    can we change the subject lol

  • Husky

    iSarcasticING said:
    at least in gay porn they grunt instead of shouting like crazy ass bitches.

    I agree.

  • Keepitreal

    holy shit those are amazing
    did you get them from the nike store?
    —-
    Thank you! And yesss.

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 08:07 pm
    Keepitreal said:
    Kids who get hit are more disciplined tbh.

    Not true.
    ===
    ^I second that

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:02 pm
    anons said:
    VAGINAS ARE UGLIER THAN DICKS THEY LOOK LIKE PROCESSED MEAT
    ————-
    ROFLL ia… the fuck was god thinking.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I have never watched porn in my life.
    __

    lol.

  • anons

    whats tranny porn

  • joechick

    XD XD That is hilarious. I would be dead right now.
    ——–
    Little fat ass kid slapping his own mom. Yeah right my mom would kill me then bring me back to life just to smack me

  • Husky

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    I’m convinced it has to do with urine because I don’t see how that’s possible

    I have googled this thoroughly and there’s no solid answers anywhere, I swear. Some sources are saying at climax sometimes women can lose control of their bladders resulting in squirting (which is what I originally thought) and then you get large cited research reports about how the above belief is a myth and the liquid is actually genuine ejaculate. Who. Knows.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    I wanted to go on a school trip to Greece and when i showed my mom the price she laughed in my face.

  • simpleness

    Videos or pictures?

    pictures
    ====
    LMAO. there’s Kim Possible porn. I don’t know how I got to it, but I was shocked.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I’m sorry I missed it :(!

    I’m a raging pro-choicer. How about you?
    ========
    omg me toooo!! political twins forreal <33

  • Keepitreal

    DICKS ARE NASTY LOOKING. THEY DO NOT LOOK LIKE SAUSAGES. I WOULD EAT A SAUSAGE ANYTIME..DICKS LOOK DEFORMED. DEFORMED I TELL YOU.

  • l?veislouder

    I dont think a guy could pee if hes erect. But idk im not a guy so..

    ———–
    But if he’s eating you out, you could pee… O_o
    ————————————
    a guy can pee while he’s erect. many male friends have bitched in front of me of trying to pee in the morning with morning wood.
    and we pee and ejaculate from two different holes. guys are pretty much the same area. but still, they can.

  • joechick

    http://www.finishline.com/images/products/dsh524751-03f_fl.gif
    I’m thinking of getting these but I don’t like the flap though and I like Nike better

  • anons

    OH MY GOD ITS ALIIIIIIIIVE DSFSFSD

    and yes i know i used reply i didmnt want to go all the way to the bottom and skip comments

  • peacelovehearts

    Anal is like you’re shitting out a dick.

  • mileykicksass

    Gay porn is awkward…all those muscles and shit. Feels like I’m watching dogs on steroids mating.

  • XoePowns

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:25 pm
    iSarcasticING said:
    tranny porn is difficult to process…
    -x-
    You never know what’s fucking going on.

  • l?veislouder

    I’m mean as if your parents discipline you by spankings then that’s how your going to do it . I don’t mean like abuse.
    ————————————–
    that’s what my mom claims she was doing, “disciplining” me. I’m sorry, but I believe that’s just an excuse to be able to hit your child. she took it farther than my dad though, so I’ll use him as an excuse. he did use a light tap, and even that I felt was going too far. I just don’t believe in corporeal punishment; it’s not right to me.

  • mileykicksass

    hatchet wounds

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:37 pm
    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    I kinda want to watch Ancient Rome gay butt sex, I heard they did that -files nails-
    ====
    Have you seen the movie Deep Throat?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    They boy from tc? O__o puberty hit him early apparently lol
    ———

    YEAH!

    ~~~~~~~

    pedophile
    ——–

    Well no, he turns 14 march 2nd

  • Keepitreal

    I hit my niece with my hand. And I barely do it. Sometimes when she does something dumb as hell I say i’m gonna hit you, but I rarely ever do it. I do it when she fucks up big time tho.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 05:25 pm
    Keepitreal said:

    She has been expelled from other schools before. She’s coming back next year. The school I go to is messed b/c you can have sex with a student and still be able to teach at my school. If it were any other school they would be fired. It’s impossible for a teacher to get fired at the school I go to.
    —-
    A teacher at my middle school had sex with a girl in the classroom closet.

    …. why was this not on the news?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I wonder how it would be like to bone superman..

  • anons

    LMAO. there’s Kim Possible porn. I don’t know how I got to it, but I was shocked.

    rule34 has porn of everything. even childhood shows o.o

  • scarsremindme

    your mom was pretty young when she had you then…? that could contribute to a lot of the reason she is the way she is with you. not saying it’s right, just trying to explain it out (mostly to myself, to see if I understand).

    Yeah, She was 15. All it really did was make her extremely over protective of me. I mean, It hurts my feelings sometimes when she says I ruined her life, And she should’ve never had me. But I get why she’s saying those things.

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:02 pm
    anons said:
    THEY LOOK LIKE ROAST BEEF
    ====
    But don’t you like meat?

  • memi trumps sel

    watches Miley videos over and over instead of doing my class work.

  • scarsremindme

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:26 pm
    anons said:
    whats tranny porn

    You’re so clueless.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS YET, PLZ WATCH. JACKIE, MEMI, LOVEISLOUDER

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Z6q4RKrsw

  • Takes1toKno1
  • mileykicksass

    Rose was turned on by 2 Girls and 1 Cup.

    I almost threw up ._.

  • XoePowns

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:26 pm
    anons said:
    whats tranny porn
    -x-
    Porn w/ trannies
    a.k.a. “guys” that used to be girls & “girls” that uses to be guys

  • Husky

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    omg me toooo!! political twins forreal <33

    ---

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lunnonnWob1qgeki6.gif

    FINALLY I’VE FOUND YOU

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:03 pm
    Keepitreal said:
    DICKS ARE NASTY LOOKING. THEY DO NOT LOOK LIKE SAUSAGES. I WOULD EAT A SAUSAGE ANYTIME..DICKS LOOK DEFORMED. DEFORMED I TELL YOU.
    ————–
    Deformed sausages with questionable substances inside them.. sounds legit.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:33 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    You don’t have to swallow..

    then why would you bother tasting it? LOL youre half way there…

    ————–
    It’s still in you’re mouth though. Like, the taste wouldn’t go away.

    I know a whore when I see one from 3000 miles away in FL. Past tense – you lying skank!

  • l?veislouder
  • memi trumps sel

    I don’t necessarily think spanking is abuse.. but I feel like if you start spanking your kid… You could end up eventually going too far.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    VAGINAS ARE UGLIER THAN DICKS THEY LOOK LIKE PROCESSED MEAT
    ~

    Groomed vaginas are like small teepees. Dicks are like, some veiny hairy oddly coloured piece of god knows what with some odd formation at the top that moves and shit. Let us not forget the two balls that hang from underneath that are just there. UUUGLAAY.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Have you seen the movie Deep Throat?
    __

    Can I illegally download it?

  • joechick

    Thank you! And yesss.
    ——–
    damn It’s really hard to find some good ones online I see all crappy ones right now

  • Grammar Nazi.

    A wild 13 people appear on my blog O.o

  • Keepitreal

    But what’s making it feel good
    You’re just sicking something up a hole surrounded in muscles where faeces come out from. Merp.
    —-
    MTE

  • peacelovehearts

    How the hell do you get horny to porn. These bitches never shut the fuck up. Moaning for everything. “OH my gossh you just licked my shooeeee and touched my sooocks.” *moans* Like wtf
    —————
    Passionate porn is alrightttt.
    Not that i watch it or anything. Me? Pshh, no.

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:25 pm
    iSarcasticING said:
    tranny porn is difficult to process…
    —-
    I’ve never seen it

  • joechick

    that’s what my mom claims she was doing, “disciplining” me. I’m sorry, but I believe that’s just an excuse to be able to hit your child. she took it farther than my dad though, so I’ll use him as an excuse. he did use a light tap, and even that I felt was going too far. I just don’t believe in corporeal punishment; it’s not right to me.
    ———-
    Like if my kid stole something or hit one of his siblings and they got hurt I would spank them not to the point were they get bruises but enough to know what they did was wrong

  • Husky

    mileykicksass said:
    hatchet wounds

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt2pxferzn1qfxa72.gif

  • joechick

    uhhh.

  • iSarcasticING

    whats tranny porn

    girls with a penis fuck other girls/guys.

  • anons

    IVE NEVER BEN HIT ANFD IM A DISCIPLINED PERSON

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:00 pm
    Grammar Nazi. said:

    I don’t see how anal feels good at all. It’s not really near your sexual organ nor do I think it really sounds appealing in general…
    —-
    Anal hurts the first few times but after a while it starts to feel good.

    o dimitri?

  • l?veislouder

    Have you seen the movie Deep Throat?
    ————————————-
    have you seen “Teeth”?

  • anons

    girls with a penis fuck other girls/guys.

    ohh

  • Grammar Nazi.

    where is the epicmafia game…

  • anons

    I WANT A DICK

  • Grammar Nazi.

    i thot u were bi dimitri .___. no judgement
    ——
    I prefer gay porn to straight porn tbh. It’s just less annoying and looks less fake.

  • scarsremindme

    One time I googled Rugrats and found Rugrat porn.. Fucking Dill.

  • Keepitreal

    Little fat ass kid slapping his own mom. Yeah right my mom would kill me then bring me back to life just to smack me

    She said,”Do not put your hands on me.”
    Me in this situation.
    Me: Mom stop such an annoying ass bitch! *pushes her away*
    Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! *Beats me into next week*

  • peacelovehearts

    ROFLL of course OU would come in when we’re all discussing how to masturbate. Such lovely timing.

  • Keepitreal

    Gay guy porn is awkward. It looks like they are doing it just to do it.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Yeah I’m agreeing with you. That’s why the government is doing this. They think all hitting is “abuse”. If you get smacked for like breaking some shit or disrespecting your parents then hell yeah you deserve to be hit don’t cry like a little bitch.
    ==========
    Right! When I was 10 or 11, I made the mistake of calling my mom a bitch, and I was done for. She hit me with like big metal spoon and a spatula. Obviously I was not happy at the time, but I see now why she did it and I’m glad she did. I would never call her that again.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    IVE NEVER BEN HIT ANFD IM A DISCIPLINED PERSON

    *beats you with belt*

  • Takes1toKno1

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:03 pm
    peacelovehearts said:
    Anal is like you’re shitting out a dick.

    omg

  • simpleness

    gay porn is more sophisticated. *fixes tie*
    ====
    Gay porn is one of the two types of porn I watch tbh.

  • Keepitreal

    damn It’s really hard to find some good ones online I see all crappy ones right now

    Just go in the store and suprise yourself. Don’t get those other shoes, Me no likey.

  • scarsremindme

    My mom yelling at me, Scares me more than her hitting me. Like when she threatens to tell my dad “My secrets” Like, Bitch.

  • Keepitreal

    …. why was this not on the news?

    I’m sure it was

  • iSarcasticING

    Gay porn is awkward…all those muscles and shit. Feels like I’m watching dogs on steroids mating.

    those muscles are hot, shad up. better than the fat guys in straight porn.

  • memi trumps sel

    At my school, the kids who get in the most trouble are the ones who had no proper parental guidance in their lives or the ones who took their parents’ kindness for granted. The trouble-free ones agree that they’ve been hit at some point in their lives.

    well me and my two siblings haven’t been hit and we have never had any issues. never been in trouble or anything. We got yelled at as kids and that was enough not to want to do it again lol.

  • l?veislouder

    memi trumps sel said:

    I don’t necessarily think spanking is abuse.. but I feel like if you start spanking your kid… You could end up eventually going to far.
    ———————————
    that’s what led me to fighting back; it just went too far. it got progressively worse, and I wasn’t going to let it continue anymore to a point when I could end up with black eyes.

  • Husky

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    Groomed vaginas are like small teepees. Dicks are like, some veiny hairy oddly coloured piece of god knows what with some odd formation at the top that moves and shit. Let us not forget the two balls that hang from underneath that are just there. UUUGLAAY.

    LOL oh gosh Jackie.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Penis’ do look weird though…

  • XoePowns

    Mickey mouse porn = DOPE

  • anons

    *beats you with belt*

    IM INTO S&M

  • peacelovehearts

    They sell dick lollipops at Spencers.
    Almost got a strawberry one tbh.

  • mileykicksass

    I wonder how it would be like to bone superman..

    His super strength would cause him to split you in half.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    They were painfully cute yesterday. -sigh-

    “You guys are so cute”
    “She’s the cute one”
    -dies alone-

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Z6q4RKrsw
    ~

    Niether of them should hurt each other :moon:

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I have googled this thoroughly and there’s no solid answers anywhere, I swear. Some sources are saying at climax sometimes women can lose control of their bladders resulting in squirting (which is what I originally thought) and then you get large cited research reports about how the above belief is a myth and the liquid is actually genuine ejaculate. Who. Knows.
    ~

    How can you be that pleasure to have shit fly out of you. I just always felt that it was loss of controls and urine and cum squirts out or something….

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    I prefer more romantic porn rather then hard core with yells and what not. Much more enjoyable ;s

  • joechick

    Just go in the store and suprise yourself. Don’t get those other shoes, Me no likey.
    ——–
    Yeah they weren’t that good my brother has those but in blue and they’re ugly
    and I’ll see what I can find

  • NotOUConfessions

    I don’t necessarily think spanking is abuse.. but I feel like if you start spanking your kid… You could end up eventually going to far.

    That’s not every parent though…

  • Takes1toKno1

    did u guys see that ellen breakin dawn video lolol

  • scarsremindme

    My school does all our trips for free. You just have to have your parent sign a permission slip and BAM! No school for 2 weeks.

  • XoePowns

    Anons you’re so innocent O_o

  • simpleness

    I’m supposed to be studying for Italian and my ass is on OU

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:03 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    Anal is like you’re shitting out a dick.

    o,,o
    Anna… i c ur clients have kinky demands….

    im guessing Harry slapped a wig on you and called u louis?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I never really watched gay porn, i’ll try when no one is home.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    well me and my two siblings haven’t been hit and we have never had any issues. never been in trouble or anything. We got yelled at as kids and that was enough not to want to do it again lol.
    =====
    Like Husky said, you’re the exception, not the rule. Collectively as a society, we need discipline.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    FINALLY I’VE FOUND YOU
    =======
    Gorl imma run for president one day. Imma need you to get your ass across the border and vote for me, kayyyyy?

  • simpleness

    … why was this not on the news?
    ====
    lol I live in Canada, you don’t hear everything on the news here.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Gay guy porn is awkward. It looks like they are doing it just to do it.

    Isn’t that straight porn O.o

  • anons

    Anons you’re so innocent O_o

    sarcasm?

  • joechick

    When my nephew bites someone
    we hit him to get him to stop it’s just small discipline not hard like a light tap

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    LOL oh gosh Jackie.
    ~

    I have nothing against them, they’re just so unappealing… ;s

  • mileykicksass

    those muscles are hot, shad up. better than the fat guys in straight porn.

    Who said I watched straight porn?

  • Keepitreal

    well me and my two siblings haven’t been hit and we have never had any issues. never been in trouble or anything. We got yelled at as kids and that was enough not to want to do it again lol.

    Not everyone has to be hit. Yelling doesn’t work for most kids anyway. A lot would rebel with yelling tbh.

  • memi trumps sel

    that’s what led me to fighting back; it just went too far. it got progressively worse, and I wasn’t going to let it continue anymore to a point when I could end up with black eyes.

    exactly at some point you have to forget the fact that they gave birth to you and put your saftey first.

  • peacelovehearts

    o,,o
    Anna… i c ur clients have kinky demands….

    im guessing Harry slapped a wig on you and called u louis?
    ————
    Pshhh, happens all the time.

  • Keepitreal

    Gay porn is awkward…all those muscles and shit. Feels like I’m watching dogs on steroids mating.
    —-
    Mte

  • simpleness

    Aladdin and Jasmine porn

  • l?veislouder

    Like if my kid stole something or hit one of his siblings and they got hurt I would spank them not to the point were they get bruises but enough to know what they did was wrong
    ————————————–
    I believe there are other ways to go about these situations.

  • Keepitreal

    Groomed vaginas are like small teepees. Dicks are like, some veiny hairy oddly coloured piece of god knows what with some odd formation at the top that moves and shit. Let us not forget the two balls that hang from underneath that are just there. UUUGLAAY.
    —-
    Not to mention your balls sweat. Be smellin funky up in thuurr. You have to mutilate your dick if you want to take off the extra skin, umm noo. I’ll keep my look a like sloppy jo meat over a long deformed looking ground beef.

  • l?veislouder

    scarsremindme said:

    My school does all our trips for free. You just have to have your parent sign a permission slip and BAM! No school for 2 weeks.
    ———————————-
    wow, that’s amazing. private schools really have so many benefits sometimes.

  • scarsremindme

    XoePowns said:
    Mickey mouse porn = DOPE

    Omfg, Yes.

  • iSarcasticING
  • Takes1toKno1

    Groomed vaginas are like small teepees. Dicks are like, some veiny hairy oddly coloured piece of god knows what with some odd formation at the top that moves and shit. Let us not forget the two balls that hang from underneath that are just there. UUUGLAAY.

    omg

  • l?veislouder

    .

  • Husky

    XoePowns said:
    Anons you’re so innocent O_o

    -chokes on cheeto-

  • memi trumps sel

    That’s not every parent though…

    I know

  • Grammar Nazi.

    dicks are beautiful btw

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    My school does all our trips for free. You just have to have your parent sign a permission slip and BAM! No school for 2 weeks.
    __

    Private School?

  • Keepitreal

    Ojlsdhosdfiyjdfit BEST EXAMPLE ARE. What are the chances of you being in the store and you see an obnoxious kid just being loud and rude as hell. Is the child most likey white,black,asian or hispanic..

  • xAskTaylorx

    Ok, change the subject….. NOW. Lol.

  • iSarcasticING

    Gay guy porn is awkward. It looks like they are doing it just to do it.

    you have to watch the better ones.

  • Keepitreal

    Yeah they weren’t that good my brother has those but in blue and they’re ugly
    and I’ll see what I can find
    —-
    I have a lot of fake converse xD

  • joechick

    Ojlsdhosdfiyjdfit BEST EXAMPLE ARE. What are the chances of you being in the store and you see an obnoxious kid just being loud and rude as hell. Is the child most likey white,black,asian or hispanic..
    ———-
    wait is it Asian…..no oh I know
    WHITE

  • l?veislouder

    I have nothing against them, they’re just so unappealing… ;s
    ———————————-
    this.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    those muscles are hot, shad up. better than the fat guys in straight porn.

    MTE.

  • anons

    Did she…did she just call me innocen- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • scarsremindme

    If my dad found out about everything i’ve done in the past 2 years, And my mom threatens me about telling him that. I shut my mouth.

  • anons
  • WakaWakaEhEh

    His super strength would cause him to split you in half.
    __

    that’d be hawt.

  • scarsremindme

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:30 pm
    simpleness said:
    Aladdin and Jasmine porn

    Lmfao, “ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDD”

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Niether of them should hurt each other :moon:
    =========
    BUT HE SLAPPED HER. What would you do in a situation like that? Ground him? lmfao no. You show that kid who’s boss & that he can’t do that & that his behavior is unacceptable. Yeah, he’ll cry. Yeah he’ll hate you for a day. But he will get over it and learn his damn lesson.

  • Keepitreal

    dicks are beautiful btw
    —-
    It looks like a long ass deformed mushroom.

  • mileykicksass
  • Disco.Is.Dead

    At my school, the kids who get in the most trouble are the ones who had no proper parental guidance in their lives or the ones who took their parents’ kindness for granted. The trouble-free ones agree that they’ve been hit at some point in their lives.
    ~

    I’ve never been hit and my mother is one of my best friends and I’ve grown up properly enough….

  • scarsremindme

    If it’s attractive. Tap it.

  • oceanUP.

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:39 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    ANNA lmfao gtfo!
    ou is a flawfree virgin still. lmfao.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqv0j4zSxM1r0ojhto1_500.gif

    —————-
    Oh, i’m sure…

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt22y1VFNC1r4dwquo1_500.gif

    That leighton gif was too perfect…
    lmfao….

    AT LEAST BE HONEST WITH ME NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME I WAS UR FIRST. *CRY*

    and shut up! im being serious tho… lol I told u via msger also

  • memi trumps sel

    Not everyone has to be hit. Yelling doesn’t work for most kids anyway. A lot would rebel with yelling tbh

    I dunno i just think there are better ways of diciplining than hitting. Hitting just teaches your kids violence is ok.

  • Husky

    ffffu-

  • Husky

    Disco.Is.Dead said:

    How can you be that pleasure to have shit fly out of you. I just always felt that it was loss of controls and urine and cum squirts out or something….

    -leans back- I didn’t mean to say anything about that. Just urine. That’s exactly what I thought. But I find it weird that there’s no consensus answer on the internet >:l

  • joechick

    My school does all our trips for free. You just have to have your parent sign a permission slip and BAM! No school for 2 weeks.
    ———
    My school trips cost like 1,600 dollars and when my parents see the cost they laugh and look at me like i’m crazy or some shit -_-

  • XoePowns

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 07:30 pm
    anons said:
    Anons you’re so innocent O_o

    sarcasm?
    -x-
    No lol you just seem so sweet & quiet & pleasent

  • sparkles

    Can we talk about something else please omg this is so boring & I’ve seen the movie their watching & I’m about to explode

  • mileykicksass

    Dicks are ugly and can come in small sizes…not appealing

  • scarsremindme

    Private School?

    Yup.

  • simpleness

    Tarzan porn

  • memi trumps sel

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 08:17 pm
    joechick said:

    Ojlsdhosdfiyjdfit BEST EXAMPLE ARE. What are the chances of you being in the store and you see an obnoxious kid just being loud and rude as hell. Is the child most likey white,black,asian or hispanic..
    ———-
    blacks usually.

  • oceanUP.

    okay keep it pg13.. no descriptives….

  • iSarcasticING

    gay porn has hotter guys than straight porn, the sex at least looks like they want to do it, and there’s no cheap dialogue. just pure sex. *trolls away*

  • Keepitreal

    anons is far past innocent. Someone innocent doesn’t fap 151x a day.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Ojlsdhosdfiyjdfit BEST EXAMPLE ARE. What are the chances of you being in the store and you see an obnoxious kid just being loud and rude as hell. Is the child most likey white,black,asian or hispanic..
    ~

    I don’t pay attention to race kgfhbgdf

  • Keepitreal

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:09 pm
    anons said:

    i want this
    —-
    bahahahahahahhahaahaahaaa

  • Grammar Nazi.

    The guys in gay porn are sexy.

  • joechick

    I have a lot of fake converse xD
    ———-
    lol but the thing is I hate converse
    They’re uncomfortable

  • l?veislouder

    exactly at some point you have to forget the fact that they gave birth to you and put your saftey first.
    ————————————–
    exactly. I think of it this way: there are some people you just don’t get along with. I happen to be related to one of them. I’ve completely forgotten that she’s my mom and gave birth to me. that’s all fine and dandy, but she’s not healthy for me to have in my life, so I don’t. the corporeal punishment is thankfully no longer an issue, but then came the verbal abuse (which is so much worse than anything physical pain can cause). she’s just not healthy for me and never has been. I have to put myself first.

  • peacelovehearts

    Rob Kardashian’s in the finals. LAWLL.

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • iSarcasticING

    Here’s something more disturbing than anything we’ve discussed….. Spongebob porn.

  • Husky

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    Gorl imma run for president one day. Imma need you to get your ass across the border and vote for me, kayyyyy?

    Vote for you?! I’d expect to be made your vice president after this cathartic moment we shared >:<

  • peacelovehearts

    Squirting is nastyyyy.. Like, how does peeing become arousing?

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    There has to be at least one vagina going on..

  • simpleness

    simpleness said:
    Aladdin and Jasmine porn

    Lmfao, “ITS A WHOLE NEW WORLDDDD”
    ========
    KDHFJFJGFJKGFJGS ROFL

  • Keepitreal

    Letting your kid hit you and not spanking them is letting them think they run shit. Best believe they will hit you again.

  • Grammar Nazi.

    Groomed vaginas are like small teepees. Dicks are like, some veiny hairy oddly coloured piece of god knows what with some odd formation at the top that moves and shit. Let us not forget the two balls that hang from underneath that are just there. UUUGLAAY.
    —-
    Vagina look like some kind of wound with like flaps or something. Penises are just basic, shaped like a pickle, two balls hanging.

  • Keepitreal

    Isn’t that straight porn O.o
    —–
    No. In straight porn the guy does his thing but the bitch won’t shut the fuck up. In gay porn its like they say nothing. They do what they gottah do and the whole time in their heads its like they’re saying, “Okay i’m gonna suck that now. Now i’m gonna lick you..Okay did you enjoy yourself? Cool cool me too.”

  • anons

    No lol you just seem so sweet & quiet & pleasent

    MY MOUTH JUST DR=OPPED OPEN IN REAL LIFE. AHDSDJHSAHAHAHHAHA YOUSDFDSF DSFHSHAHAH LOLOLOLLOLOLOL

  • Husky

    sparkles said:
    Can we talk about something else please omg this is so boring & I’ve seen the movie their watching & I’m about to explode

    -waits for your topic suggestion-

  • xAskTaylorx

    Their going to do whatever, no matter what. @Oceanup.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Yup.
    __

    All those field trips are in the thousands of dollars your parents pay for your school :moon:

  • XoePowns

    Did I tell you guys I got my back dimples pierced?

  • iSarcasticING

    i’ll make a game of 7 next time for Husky and Dimitri to join.

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    Not to mention your balls sweat. Be smellin funky up in thuurr. You have to mutilate your dick if you want to take off the extra skin, umm noo. I’ll keep my look a like sloppy jo meat over a long deformed looking ground beef.
    ~

    O____________________________________o

  • simpleness

    Nov 15, 2011 @ 06:41 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    Have you seen the movie Deep Throat?
    ————————————-
    have you seen “Teeth”?
    ===
    the one where the girl has teeth for a pussy?

  • jt

    Helloooo :) alive?

  • scarsremindme

    sparkles said:
    Can we talk about something else please omg this is so boring & I’ve seen the movie their watching & I’m about to explode

    Well don’t you think your hot shit.

  • Keepitreal

    Dicks are ugly and can come in small sizes…not appealing
    —-
    Agreeing so hard right now

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    ITS NOT GAY, WHEN IT’S IN A THREE WAY

  • mileykicksass

    Anons you’re so innocent O_o

    dead

  • Disco.Is.Dead

    BUT HE SLAPPED HER. What would you do in a situation like that? Ground him? lmfao no. You show that kid who’s boss & that he can’t do that & that his behavior is unacceptable. Yeah, he’ll cry. Yeah he’ll hate you for a day. But he will get over it and learn his damn lesson.
    ~

    I couldn’t be happy with myself knowing I hurt my child in such a way. THIS IS HOW I FEEL..

  • l?veislouder

    peacelovehearts said:

    Rob Kardashian’s in the finals. LAWLL.
    ———————————–
    yay! lol
    I don’t watch DWTS, so can you tell me how many couples are in the finals? 2 or 3?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    the one where the girl has teeth for a pussy?
    __

    I’VE HEARD ABOUT THAT. DKLFMSDKLFS/

  • Grammar Nazi.

    fucking up my theme like a baws

  • Voice of reason
  • Husky

    Voice of reason said:

    I’ll definitely be watching tomorrow after school FOR THAT ONE MOMENT -falls to knees-
    Santana sadness will break my heart though, especially with it being an outing, oh my gosh.

    You expect Puck to be hopeless, what’s Shelby doing? Seriously. This entire season she’s been doing questionable things.

    Glee writers screwing up Quinn? So surprising, I’m shocked, why so unpredictable, such new ground for them etc

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    lol i never go out.
    ======
    iahgeihgfieonviofvn :o NEVER?
    In the words of your leader,
    “never sayyyy neverrrrr”
    I don’t buy that! Don’t you go to school? Or college?

  • sparkles

    I never know if you’re quoting songs or just talking, whenever you do that sqiggle.

    It’s a song aha :3

  • Husky