Zayn Malik On His Hair, Harry On Crying


  • joechick

    aksldj;falskdfjasl

  • sparkles

    Sexy

    ROOOOOSEEEE.

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 03:59 pm
    pretzellover2.0 said:
    harry crys over everything tbh.
    ——————-
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvbejgMEUw1r3gzcmo1_500.gif

  • joechick

    brb

  • Takes1toKno1

    oh and your icon is so pretty :)

    thanks! idk what else to change it to. lol
    i just finished watching the victoria secret show, so im loving ur icon right now haha

  • joechick

    lol all of anons comments are gone

  • pretzellover2.0

    what do i do when it’s 43 degrees outside and raining? http://i.imgur.com/5aLZf.jpg take pictures with my webcam, duh.

  • Cadan

    hey im new here

  • mileykicksass

    ROOOOOSEEEE.

    Ayeee

  • Noo_Idea

    they’re deleting comments…

  • mileykicksass

    skjdskjd awhhhh Pretzel you’re cute

  • Takes1toKno1

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 05:43 pm
    anons said:

    Fuck this shit. masturbating is more fun then whats going on now. bye

    rude. bye

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:01 pm
    pretzellover2.0 said:
    what do i do when it’s 43 degrees outside and raining? http://i.imgur.com/5aLZf.jpg take pictures with my webcam, duh.
    ————–
    Where are you? ..a jail? O_o

  • joechick

    hi Cadan welcome to ou

  • anons

    @nikell cuteee

  • Takes1toKno1

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 05:45 pm
    Cadan said:

    hey im new here

    hellooo :)

  • sparkles

    what do i do when it’s 43 degrees outside and raining? take pictures with my webcam, duh.

    Omg you’re so pretty. :3 Do you have a nose ring?

  • Cadan

    im not really a fan of reality shows but i gotta say astro killed it and drew is really pretty

  • anons

    I tweeted them.

  • Takes1toKno1

    who is astro

  • joechick

    im not really a fan of reality shows but i gotta say astro killed it and drew is really pretty
    ————–
    yeah lol I know Black and White was amazing with the dancers and the rap

  • Fuckyou

    Baby its cold outside

  • joechick
  • pretzellover2.0

    Omg you’re so pretty. :3 Do you have a nose ring?

    thanks, and yeah.

  • Cadan

    @takes1tokno1 @joechick hey just joined an hour ago and it was really dead lol

  • TeamJustice
  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    Cadan said:
    im not really a fan of reality shows but i gotta say astro killed it and drew is really pretty
    ——————
    hai :] Astro did kill it and I loved Drew’s performance

  • pretzellover2.0

    Where are you? ..a jail? O_o

    HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE GONNA ASK THAT?! lol, no. im in a dorm.

  • joechick

    @takes1tokno1 @joechick hey just joined an hour ago and it was really dead lol
    ———-
    yeah you got lost in anons spam
    lol

  • peacelovehearts

    Where are you? ..a jail? O_o

    HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE GONNA ASK THAT?! lol, no. im in a dorm.
    —————–
    Ohhhh, gotcha.

  • peacelovehearts

    TELL THE OLD USERS TO BRING OTHERS.
    I just scrolled down like 2 pages on my follow list.
    There’s a hella lot more relevant users i didn’t name.

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 05:45 pm
    Cadan said:
    hey im new here
    ————–
    HELLOOO WELCOME TO WHORELAND! (:
    tip 1). Don’t use a picture of yourself.
    tip 2). Make your icon hq… gif if yo fancyy.
    http://saycrackagain.livejournal.com is A+
    tip 3). Be a whore, or else you will be shunned.
    tip 4). Don’t complain about people ignoring you.
    tip 5). Don’t insult 1D, we’ll kill you.
    tip 6). Miley Christ >>

  • mileykicksass

    I see flurries…

  • Takes1toKno1

    @takes1tokno1 @joechick hey just joined an hour ago and it was really dead lol

    yeah. thats bc people complain that it’s dead, therefore it gets even more dead. they’ll be back soon enough

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    I see flurries…
    __

    *flips table*

  • Cadan

    yeah lol I know Black and White was amazing with the dancers and the rap

    yeah i think it was the best performance so far and i dont even like rap music

  • Takes1toKno1

    ooooh x-factor stuff okay got it

  • Takes1toKno1

    lol

  • joechick

    yeah i think it was the best performance so far and i dont even like rap music
    ———–
    is your username your actual name or just made up

  • iSarcasticING

    lol guys what were you even thinking with trying to get old users back? even if you did get them to return, they would barely comment and wouldn’t be back by next day. just stop.

  • Cadan

    HELLOOO WELCOME TO WHORELAND! (:
    tip 1). Don’t use a picture of yourself.
    tip 2). Make your icon hq… gif if yo fancyy.
    http://saycrackagain.livejournal.com is A+
    tip 3). Be a whore, or else you will be shunned.
    tip 4). Don’t complain about people ignoring you.
    tip 5). Don’t insult 1D, we’ll kill you.
    tip 6). Miley Christ >>

    those are some interesting tips ill make sure to use those im sure they will come in handy

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    lol guys what were you even thinking with trying to get old users back? even if you did get them to return, they would barely comment and wouldn’t back by next day. just stop.
    __

    its just a reunion post…

  • Takes1toKno1

    that brian kid….

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:08 pm
    iSarcasticING said:
    lol guys what were you even thinking with trying to get old users back? even if you did get them to return, they would barely comment and wouldn’t back by next day. just stop.
    —————–
    It’s a REUNION. Like back in the summer?
    We’re not asking for a fucking miracle.
    Just one post bruhh.

  • peacelovehearts

    I just realized that comment wasn’t too welcoming.
    My bad….

  • TeamJustice

    grrrrrrrr my cat turned off my laptop

  • Cadan

    hi
    hi

    hi

  • TEXT%
  • iSarcasticING

    its just a reunion post…

    flop tbh

  • Noo_Idea

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 05:45 pm
    Takes1toKno1 said:

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 05:43 pm
    anons said:

    Fuck this shit. masturbating is more fun then whats going on now. bye

    rude. bye
    —-
    really rude .-.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    flop tbh
    __

    We haven’t even invited them…

  • Cadan

    is your username your actual name or just made up

    yeah its my name and yeah it is weird lol

  • anons

    really rude .-.

    its not rude, its the truth.

  • JustLove

    is your username your actual name or just made up

    yeah its my name and yeah it is weird lol
    —-
    i love that name its so original.

  • CaliSwag

    I didn’t know OU finally made a reality show.
    —-
    -dead-

  • anons
  • anons

    fuck you guys

  • memi trumps sel

    i’m here

  • anons
  • dilemma

    dilemma needs to get a life

  • Cadan

    I just realized that comment wasn’t too welcoming.
    My bad….

    dont worry your icon made it up

  • peacelovehearts

    those are some interesting tips ill make sure to use those im sure they will come in handy
    —————
    Don’t worry, it’s usually not this dead. & If you’re gonna post porn it has to be edited with 3 seconds. Just an fyi.

  • JustLove

    anyone here was pretty little liars?

  • Takes1toKno1

    lmao. my dad just came in my room and sat on the bed with me looking at my laptop uhhhmmmm…

  • Cadan

    i love that name its so original.

    thanks

  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    Who else is watching X-Factor?

  • Takes1toKno1

    its not rude, its the truth.

    http://i.imgur.com/o0ADQ.gif

  • Cadan

    Don’t worry, it’s usually not this dead. & If you’re gonna post porn it has to be edited with 3 seconds. Just an fyi.

    haha! i wasnt planning on it

  • Noo_Idea

    -
    thanks! idk what else to change it to. lol
    i just finished watching the victoria secret show, so im loving ur icon right now haha
    ———
    thanks!
    I made it, but I have the feeling that someone else have used this before

  • peacelovehearts

    I just realized that comment wasn’t too welcoming.
    My bad….

    dont worry your icon made it up
    ———
    Teehee, & if you need any help if you want to pimp out yo profile, etc.. I can gladly help. Aaaand seeing as though your fav celebs include Megan Fox & Emma stone, you should fit in fine. (;

  • joechick

    so Cadan do you like One Direction?

  • Cadan

    i thought american idol got canceled? i hate that show

  • Takes1toKno1

    im in a bad mood now.

  • joechick

    oh Cadan you like Megan Fox?
    You should get along with Brittany perfectly

  • Cadan

    so Cadan do you like One Direction?

    um i havent made any effort to listen to their music so no

  • joechick

    um i havent made any effort to listen to their music so no
    ————-
    well get to it. as you can see my sexy icon they will be worthwhile

  • peacelovehearts

    so Cadan do you like One Direction?

    um i havent made any effort to listen to their music so no
    ————-
    That will change if you stay on here…

  • Cadan

    well get to it. as you can see my sexy icon they will be worthwhile

    haha yeah maybe

  • Cadan

    oh Cadan you like Megan Fox?
    You should get along with Brittany perfectly

    i basically worship her

  • Takes1toKno1

    Cadan you’re a dude tho, right?

  • joechick

    i basically worship her
    ———–
    yeah just look for a username Husky and that’s her you two will get along lol
    she is obsessed with Megan Fox

  • Cadan
  • Takes1toKno1

    That will change if you stay on here…

    im here almost everyday and i dont listen to their music. i like them tho.

  • Cadan

    yeah just look for a username Husky and that’s her you two will get along lol
    she is obsessed with Megan Fox

    ive seen them before

  • peacelovehearts

    AWWW SHIT, CADAN’S A BOY?
    uhhh… I’d hate to foreshadow the outcome of this.
    But thank tha lawdd it’s dead af right now.

  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    Cadan said:
    i thought american idol got canceled? i hate that show
    —————–
    it died after Simon left.

  • Cadan

    Cadan you’re a dude tho, right?

    i guess

  • Takes1toKno1

    tha faq?

  • joechick
  • anons

    i guess

    you guess you’re a guy? lolwut

  • Takes1toKno1

    i guess

    http://i.imgur.com/ucwRT.gif

    lol joke.

  • Cadan

    you guess you’re a guy? lolwut

    im kidding im def definitely a guy

  • peacelovehearts

    #PrayforCadansdick

  • Takes1toKno1

    he is so cute ja;lksj;fa

    for some reason.. harry caught my eye like idk y i always like the younger ones wtf is wrong with me.

  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    joechick said:
    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltm5fra0Vf1r2ms54o3_250.gif
    he is so cute ja;lksj;fa
    —————-
    If you had to rate each of the boys who would be second, third…etc? Since I know Zayn is first.

  • Noo_Idea

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 06:05 pm
    joechick said:

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltm5fra0Vf1r2ms54o3_250.gif
    he is so cute ja;lksj;fa

    damn
    he is os sexy

  • anons

    im kidding im def definitely a guy

    you’re gonna get girls all over you just for saying that

  • joechick

    for some reason.. harry caught my eye like idk y i always like the younger ones wtf is wrong with me.
    ———
    I used to think Harry was really cute but now he is just not attractive to me. He is still really cute but I don’t know……

  • peacelovehearts

    he is so cute ja;lksj;fa

    for some reason.. harry caught my eye like idk y i always like the younger ones wtf is wrong with me.
    —————–
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8l8tcX3o1qlsp63o1_500.gif

  • Takes1toKno1

    im kidding im def definitely a guy

    ha i knew it!
    http://i.imgur.com/WZRsu.gif

  • joechick

    If you had to rate each of the boys who would be second, third…etc? Since I know Zayn is first.
    ———–
    um I would say Liam and Harry tied for 2nd and then Louis and Niall tied for 3rd

  • peacelovehearts

    I didn’t think anyone from 1D was cute besides Liam. Only reason i watched all their shit at first tbh. Then Harry got naked & Zayn got sexy. The rest is history…

  • Cadan

    #PrayforCadansdick

    haha youre pretty funny

  • Takes1toKno1

    anna dont do that. im not trying to get a crush on him good lord. klasjdklasl

  • joechick

    I didn’t think anyone from 1D was cute besides Liam. Only reason i watched all their shit at first tbh. Then Harry got naked & Zayn got sexy. The rest is history…
    ———
    Zayn has always been sexy…….

  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    oechick said:
    um I would say Liam and Harry tied for 2nd and then Louis and Niall tied for 3rd
    ——————
    Oh ok I was just wondering c:

  • peacelovehearts

    #PrayforCadansdick

    haha youre pretty funny
    ————
    No, but seriously… I’d protect that thing.
    Cause ya know, boy users usually uhh… *clears throat*
    signononetimethengetscaredandnevercomeback.

  • Takes1toKno1

    okay like before they even got huge, i used to watch their diaries videos for the xfactor and i would always stare at harry bc he would NOT fucking look away from the camera it was weird.

  • Cadan

    you’re gonna get girls all over you just for saying that

    i dont really know how to respond to that lol

  • joechick

    Oh ok I was just wondering c:
    ———-
    Niall’s been getting cuter everyday don’t know what it is and Louis is like a weird cute

  • Takes1toKno1

    so Cadan u used to creep u said? do u think u will be showing up more often now that u have an account? :)

  • Cadan

    No, but seriously… I’d protect that thing.
    Cause ya know, boy users usually uhh… *clears throat*
    signononetimethengetscaredandnevercomeback.

    i think ill survive

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    olive youuuuuu

  • joechick
  • Cadan

    so Cadan u used to creep u said? do u think u will be showing up more often now that u have an account? :)

    probably not i have basketball practice and school so yeah i dont really have that much time to be on

  • Takes1toKno1

    probably not i have basketball practice and school so yeah i dont really have that much time to be on

    yup yup, comprendo.

  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    oechick said:
    Niall’s been getting cuter everyday don’t know what it is and Louis is like a weird cute
    ——————–
    Niall is an adorable kind of cute to me. Louis is my favorite.

  • anons

    I want to see the fucking music video already.

  • Cadan

    chris rene isnt even good hes whack

  • JustLove

    iusedtobelovedrunk said:
    olive youuuuuu
    —-
    olive you, and everything you do.

  • joechick

    Niall is an adorable kind of cute to me. Louis is my favorite.
    ———-
    I would think of Niall and Louis like best friend cute not like have sex with me cute

  • Takes1toKno1
  • joechick

    I want to see the fucking music video already.
    ————-
    :D

  • memi trumps sel

    Hey people!

  • anons

    :D

    I mean Justin’s one not 1D. lol

  • Cadan

    @anons is that justin biebers body

  • joechick

    I mean Justin’s one not 1D. lol
    ———-
    ew don’t like him
    I just don’t see the attraction with him imo

  • joechick
  • JustLove

    anyone else here from the UK?

  • anons

    @anons is that justin biebers body

    Yes

  • Cadan

    Yes

    hes soft

  • JustLove

    I mean Justin’s one not 1D. lol
    ———-
    ew don’t like him
    I just don’t see the attraction with him imo
    —-
    justin is so amazing i do not understand.

  • Takes1toKno1

    hi memi. thanks for blessin us with ur presence. its much needed.

  • anons

    hes soft

    No, he was with Selena I bet he was hard.

  • joechick

    justin is so amazing i do not understand.
    ———
    average singer
    average looks

  • anons
  • Cadan

    i gotta go nice meeting you guys

  • Takes1toKno1

    hes soft

    he’s gorgeous. he’s everything

  • JustLove

    justin is so amazing i do not understand.
    ———
    average singer
    average looks
    —–
    i love his voice and think he’s absolutely gorgeous. but thats your opinion, and that just means more for me.

    who’s that your picture?

  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    JustLove said:
    anyone else here from the UK?
    ——————–
    I wish I was.

  • Takes1toKno1
  • Takes1toKno1

    Bye Cadan!

  • joechick

    i love his voice and think he’s absolutely gorgeous. but thats your opinion, and that just means more for me.

    who’s that your picture?
    ————-
    Zayn Malik
    gorgeous huh?

  • Takes1toKno1

    i love his voice and think he’s absolutely gorgeous

    http://i.imgur.com/8E92j.gif

  • JustLove

    i have a loupin throat and now my voice sounds deep.

  • JustLove

    i love his voice and think he’s absolutely gorgeous. but thats your opinion, and that just means more for me.

    who’s that your picture?
    ————-
    Zayn Malik
    gorgeous huh?
    —-
    he’s cute, is that a rat on his shoulder?

  • joechick

    he’s cute, is that a rat on his shoulder?
    ———
    lol no his band mate had on gloves and his hand was on his shoulder

  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    JustLove, are you from the UK?

  • joechick

    bye

  • CaliSwag

    new users?

  • CaliSwag

    oh it died

  • TeamJustice

    anyone here?

  • anons

    Holy fuck. I was gone for 30 minutes and only 2 comments appeared.
    -__________________________-

  • anons

    anyone here?

    no its dead

  • TeamJustice

    i was gone for 2 hours

  • anons

    I should go masturbate again. -____________-

  • Takes1toKno1

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:40 pm
    pretzellover2.0 said:

    i had a dream last night that my mom made an account on oceanup under the username “hazzasmama” worst dream of my life.

    omg u remember the username too aahaha thats hilarious

  • Takes1toKno1

    i once had a dream that i was on here just having a regular chat with everyone like always lmao it was so realistic too

  • peacelovehearts

    PLACE MY WANTS AND NEEDS
    OVER YOUR RESISTANCEEEEE

  • peacelovehearts

    I never remember my dreams.. herp derp.

  • sparkles

    I had a dream that OU enabled anons :l

  • anons

    I had a dream that OU enabled anons :l

    omg my heart dropped for a second i thought you said ou enabled anons

  • pretzellover2.0

    omg u remember the username too aahaha thats hilarious

    it fucking scared me :(

  • peacelovehearts

    I think they should have like, “anon day”.
    Like, only enable them once a week/month.
    That way it’s not gonna blow shit up.

  • anons

    I think they should have like, “anon day”.
    Like, only enable them once a week/month.
    That way it’s not gonna blow shit up.

    YES

  • anons

    anna you should tell OU that idea

  • peacelovehearts

    I think they should have like, “anon day”.
    Like, only enable them once a week/month.
    That way it’s not gonna blow shit up.

    YES
    ————
    I’ve suggested it…

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:48 pm
    anons said:
    anna you should tell OU that idea
    ————–
    I have.

  • anons

    I’ve suggested it…

    what did ou say about it

  • sparkles

    My sister called me obsessed for having so many Ariana pictures saved on my computer :l

  • peacelovehearts

    ROFLL, but i suggested it when things were kinda in chaos with theothersite. Possibly now it could be taken in a more serious manner, trolol.

  • TeamJustice

    gtg i will be back in a hour

  • mileykicksass

    My sister called me obsessed for having so many Ariana pictures saved on my computer :l

    You are tho

  • peacelovehearts

    I’ve suggested it…

    what did ou say about it
    ———–
    Uhhh.. i don’t remember.

  • anons

    ROFLL, but i suggested it when things were kinda in chaos with theothersite. Possibly now it could be taken in a more serious manner, trolol.

    omg dsfsdfsdf. they should totally do it though

  • Takes1toKno1

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:49 pm
    sparkles said:

    My sister called me obsessed for having so many Ariana pictures saved on my computer :l

    i dont save anything on mine. i just store them in imgur or photobucket. i dnt wanna mess my laptop up again

  • mileykicksass

    gtg i will be back in a hour

    Bye :)

  • anons

    gtg i will be back in a hour

    bye

  • Takes1toKno1

    bye tj

  • mileykicksass

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvi01zgjx61qbedra.gif
    hot and dorky at the same time asldkjdsl

  • sparkles

    You are tho

    I am not.

  • Takes1toKno1

    lmao that kylie tumblr jen, she followed back.

    -____-

  • sparkles

    Bye May.

  • anons

    asdfghjkl; not alot of people are on

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:51 pm
    mileykicksass said:
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvi01zgjx61qbedra.gif
    hot and dorky at the same time asldkjdsl
    —————
    That sex scene.. I fapped on the plane going to London ngl. That’s the only good movie they had besides Bridesmaids. Watched them both like 4832x within 8 hours.

  • sparkles

    lmao that kylie tumblr jen, she followed back.

    -____-

    WHAT IF IT’S REALLY HER?

  • iSarcasticING

    WHAT WAS WITH THAT KISS. OMG SHE IS NOT A POPSICLE SO STOP MACKING ON IT LIKE THAT. EWWWW I CAN’T EWWWW MAKE IT STAWP

  • sparkles

    That sex scene.. I fapped on the plane going to London ngl. That’s the only good movie they had besides Bridesmaids. Watched them both like 4832x within 8 hours.

    Bad Teacher? ._.

  • sparkles

    Well okay bye my head hurts & I’m gonna go watch the Mentalist.

  • mileykicksass

    Wut kiss? ._.

  • mileykicksass

    Well okay bye my head hurts & I’m gonna go watch the Mentalist.

    Feel better c:

  • iSarcasticING

    OMG I SAID START OMG I MEANT STAWP

  • Takes1toKno1

    *sighhhh

  • Takes1toKno1

    that reminds me. im gonna sign up for netflix rn

  • anons

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  • mileykicksass

    That spam tho

  • Takes1toKno1
  • iSarcasticING

    I’M SO TRAUMATIZED THAT I CAN’T EVEN SPELL RIGHT.

  • iSarcasticING

    lol @ how much this post is flopping. how’s that reunion going guys?

  • anons

    no new comments for 3 minutes……..

  • anons

    fuck this shit

  • Takes1toKno1

    new comment.

  • Cadan

    hey im new here

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  • Boo-Bear Vibes

    I agree with Zayn, the Notebook is overrated.

  • anons

    fucking come on already

  • anons

    u64u6655557jytjyyrhreyhreyrefgdsfwfsdfsdfsdf

  • anons

    u64u6655557jytjyyrhreyhreyrefgdsfwfsdfsdfsdf

  • anons

    u64u6655557jytjyyrhreyhreyrefgdsfwfsdfsdfsdf

  • anons

    New page.

  • anons

    Comment.

  • anons

    why the fuck did you guys leave me

  • anons

    im so alone

  • anons

    can a creeper fucking talk to me or something damn

  • anons

    fuck this stupid fucking site

  • Noo_Idea

    lol

  • Takes1toKno1

    UR GONNA GET BANNED DUMMY!

    stawwwp it D:

  • Noo_Idea
  • JustLove

    hello

  • JustLove

    im new

  • Noo_Idea

    hi
    Justlove
    welcome to the OU WORLD !

  • Takes1toKno1

    dem lies

  • JustLove

    thank you. ive been coming to this site for news for a while and i finally decided to make an account and comment

  • anons

    hank you. ive been coming to this site for news for a while and i finally decided to make an account and comment

    reply button doesnt work, copy and paste. welcome, im jay lets fuck

  • Noo_Idea

    we are dead at the momment, but I promise you, you are going to have fun

  • anons

    we are dead at the momment, but I promise you, you are going to have fun

    its never alive

  • joechick

    welcome to ou JustLove

  • peacelovehearts

    Ohmygod. -_-

  • Noo_Idea

    I have the feeling that this new user is anons
    http://i.imgur.com/XRzt3.gif

  • JustLove

    reply button doesnt work, copy and paste. welcome, im jay lets fuck
    —-
    okay and erm thanks i guess.

  • anons

    I have the feeling that this new user is anons

    -___-
    why just because bieber?

  • Takes1toKno1

    okay Alex, welcome to the site. sorry but we suck at this very moment. D:

  • JustLove

    its nearly 2am, i should go to bed but i don’t want to

  • JustLove

    welcome to ou JustLove

    thanks

  • Takes1toKno1

    have the feeling that this new user is anons

    http://i.imgur.com/CYUCi.gif

    lol jk idk

  • anons

    -____________________________-

  • Takes1toKno1

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 05:33 pm
    peacelovehearts said:

    Ohmygod. -_-

    que?

  • JustLove

    i’m gey fauchelt

  • anons

    im not the only bieber fan in the world

  • dilemma

    is anyone here ?

  • dilemma

    no?

  • dilemma

    k

  • JustLove

    sorry i meant really tired

  • anons

    lol they’re deleting my comments

  • Takes1toKno1

    whoever made that gif is a dumbass. cnt even spell definitely

  • mileykicksass

    Sexy

  • JustLove

    i dont like this band very much.

  • TeamJustice

    im here

  • Takes1toKno1

    JustLove said:

    sorry i meant really tired

    u should lay down

  • pretzellover2.0

    harry cries over everything tbh.

  • Noo_Idea

    -___-
    why just because bieber?
    —–
    idk
    just because you wanted a creeper, so you can have a decent conversation :)
    anyway
    let’s have fun
    http://i.imgur.com/o9NmS.gif

  • peacelovehearts

    LARRY STYLINSON <3

  • Fuckyou

    Omg i learned that jasmines name isnt melinda but jasmine hmmm ive always called her melinda

  • Noo_Idea

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 05:38 pm
    Takes1toKno1 said:

    whoever made that gif is a dumbass. cnt even spell definitely
    —-
    lol
    oh and your icon is so pretty :)

  • Takes1toKno1
  • anons

    Fuck this shit. masturbating is more fun then whats going on now. bye

  • joechick

    aklsjdf; astro was amazing as was drew

  • iSarcasticING

    It’s a REUNION. Like back in the summer?
    We’re not asking for a fucking miracle.
    Just one post bruhh.

    FLOP

    bitches left for a reason

  • iSarcasticING

    We haven’t even invited them…

    my crystal ball already said this a flop tbh.

  • mileykicksass

    What if they aren’t on twitter atm?

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Why is Jordan getting so pressed over this reunion post?

  • sparkles

    lol guys what were you even thinking with trying to get old users back? even if you did get them to return, they would barely comment and wouldn’t be back by next day. just stop.

    Just… just sit, Jordan.

  • sparkles

    What if they aren’t on twitter atm?

    Most of them have updated recently. They’re all pretty active twitter users so they’ll see it soon enough.

  • anons

    ……………
    -reads misfits confessions-

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Obviously Jordan can see the future now.

    Okay.

    ~~~~~~LE SARCASMMM

  • mileykicksass
  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Anyways, Rachel on OUrp, lol irl ._.

  • iSarcasticING

    Why is Jordan getting so pressed over this reunion post?

    idk bruhh

  • mileykicksass

    Most of them have updated recently. They’re all pretty active twitter users so they’ll see it soon enough.

    Wut if they don’t wanna come on? ._.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    idk bruhh
    __

    Calm your shit and sit plzzz(:

  • peacelovehearts

    FLOP
    bitches left for a reason
    ——————
    They had no problem returning in the summer.. JS.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    GN had a meltdown wut

  • iSarcasticING

    Obviously Jordan can see the future now.

    Okay.

    ~~~~~~LE SARCASMMM

    my penis can predict the weather as well. like really i touched it and i got the senses that it would snow today, and it did.

  • sparkles

    Wut if they don’t wanna come on? ._.

    THEY WILL >:c

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    tinychatting with my friend. omg.

  • iusedtobelovedrunk

    when is this fucking occupy wallstreet garbage going to be over?

  • pretzellover2.0

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:05 pm
    mileykicksass said:
    I see flurries…

    :)

  • iSarcasticING

    They had no problem returning in the summer.. JS.

    and yet they never came back. lol

  • peacelovehearts

    @livininthescars
    @lamelaurenxo
    @bethechi15
    @jessicajayyy

    Only others i could find that were on recently.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    my penis can predict the weather as well. like really i touched it and i got the senses that it would snow today, and it did.
    __

    when you masturbate..

    you can tell the weather.

    uh huh…

  • peacelovehearts

    They had no problem returning in the summer.. JS.

    and yet they never came back. lol
    —————-
    They didn’t need to? It’s just one reunion…

  • anons

    yawn

  • pretzellover2.0

    http://i.imgur.com/LXxnx.jpg omfg, what kinda person has this kind of views?

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:14 pm
    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    GN had a meltdown wut
    ————-
    Where the fuck has he been though?

  • iSarcasticING

    when you masturbate..

    you can tell the weather.

    uh huh…

    ikr it’s like all weird but i’m being soo honest right now tbhhh.

  • anons

    Where the fuck has he been though?

    mte

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    http://i.imgur.com/LXxnx.jpg
    omfg, what kinda person has this kind of views?
    __

    YOU FOUND MY FACEBOOK OMG AKLSDMNA.

  • iSarcasticING

    They didn’t need to? It’s just one reunion…

    but nobody really came for a reunion… not this year i think. i was on OU the entire summer and i didn’t see any old users return.

  • mileykicksass

    Where the fuck has he been though?

    Fapping

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    but nobody really came for a reunion… not this year i think. i was on OU the entire summer and i didn’t see any old users return.
    __

    You weren’t on when they had the reunion post.
    It was early in the morning like 10, on a Selena post.
    You may sit,

  • peacelovehearts

    They didn’t need to? It’s just one reunion…

    but nobody really came for a reunion… not this year i think. i was on OU the entire summer and i didn’t see any old users return.
    —————-
    Yeah they did… it was a selena post i believe.

  • iSarcasticING

    GN’s probably just living his life. don’t worry, he’ll be back.

  • iSarcasticING

    Yeah they did… it was a selena post i believe.

    i can’t even. and how many users showed up?

  • anons

    but nobody really came for a reunion… not this year i think. i was on OU the entire summer and i didn’t see any old users return.

    yes
    http://oceanup.com/2011/june/27/how-selena-knows-when-shes-love

  • iSarcasticING

    You weren’t on when they had the reunion post.
    It was early in the morning like 10, on a Selena post.
    You may sit,

    blah blah blah receipts.

  • pretzellover2.0

    iSarcasticING said:
    GN’s probably just living his life. don’t worry, he’ll be back.

    porn and all.

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • peacelovehearts

    Yeah they did… it was a selena post i believe.

    i can’t even. and how many users showed up?
    —————–
    http://oceanup.com/2011/june/27/how-selena-knows-when-shes-love

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Jordan’s pressed he missed the last reunion.

  • sparkles

    I found “””Kylie Jenner’s””” tumblr.
    http://kyliekrist3n.tumblr.com/

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:20 pm
    sparkles said:
    I found “””Kylie Jenner’s””” tumblr.
    http://kyliekrist3n.tumblr.com/

    —————-
    LOL, such bullshit.

  • exoticmist

    My tumblr looks somewhat hipster at the moment. o.O Never had that happen before.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Jun 27, 2011 @ 09:42 am
    WakaWakaEhEh said:
    I’m like disco now
    In love with 1D
    __

    I have yet to hear them. I always see them on Tumblr.

    omg.

  • anons

    I found Kylie Jenner’s tumblr.

    shes hot am i a pedo

  • peacelovehearts

    ROFLL irl how “Kylie” has candids as her “pictures” & WMYB playing.

  • sparkles
  • sparkles

    shes hot am i a pedo

    I’m.. I’m not sure.

  • peacelovehearts

    Nov 30, 2011 @ 04:23 pm
    sparkles said:
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5kqxvYiG1r72yhso1_500.jpg

    ————–
    Boobs.

  • TeamJustice

    shes hot am i a pedo
    ———-
    what? how old are u anon?

  • anons

    I’m.. I’m not sure.

    lol

  • anons

    what? how old are u anon?

    19

  • mileykicksass
  • iSarcasticING

    god i hate my internet. dka;dl

  • Takes1toKno1

    Boobs.

    she’s so hot. it’s so wrong.

  • sparkles

    Boobs.

    Mte.

  • iSarcasticING

    Jordan’s pressed he missed the last reunion.

    why do you keep saying ‘pressed’

  • sparkles
  • pretzellover2.0

    so there was supposed to be this huge ass wind storm with winds blowing 70 mph. and there has been nothing.

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    why do you keep saying ‘pressed’
    __

    I’m trying to annoy you.

  • TeamJustice

    19
    —-
    yep a pedo (im joking)

  • sparkles

    Hot

    My thoughts again.

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • iSarcasticING

    i hate it when people use exclamation points all the time and space it away from their sentence. ex: “lol i so agree !”

  • Takes1toKno1
  • iSarcasticING

    I’m trying to annoy you.

    such a flop attempt.

  • sparkles

    i hate it when people use exclamation points all the time and space it away from their sentence. ex: “lol i so agree !”

    Omg I agree !

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    such a flop attempt.
    __

    Seems like you’re pressed.

  • sparkles

    i would never

    What’s your sign? ._.

  • anons

    ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

  • sparkles

    Hey baby, what’s your sign? Tell me yours, I’ll tell you mine~

  • sparkles

    ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

    ? ._.

  • WakaWakaEhEh
  • iSarcasticING

    Omg I agree !

    i know right !

  • WakaWakaEhEh

    combat arms is lowing everything down.

  • anons

    ? ._.

    im bored

  • iSarcasticING

    Seems like you’re pressed.

    Katy has 5 #1s from one album. now who’s pressed hun. c:

  • pretzellover2.0
  • Takes1toKno1

    What’s your sign? ._.

    Aquarius -.- it sounds so uncomfortable and unsanitary

  • mileykicksass

    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvdrvkZhOB1r2kjx7o1_500.jpg

    I’ve never done it in the water before tho…

  • Takes1toKno1

    you can be my it girlll

  • sparkles

    Aquarius -.- it sounds so uncomfortable and unsanitary

    AHAHAHA.

  • pretzellover2.0
  • WakaWakaEhEh

    Katy has 5 #1s from one album. now who’s pressed hun. c:
    __

    It’s hard to be pressed about something you don’t care for (:

  • anons

    OMG THEY POSTED MY CONFESSION!!!!! DSJKFSDFDSFS

    918. Episode 4 was boring as fuck. Seriously, I just skipped to the last 10 minutes where all the drama happened. Season 3 sucks, the only good episode was the first one.

  • peacelovehearts

    Have you all seen this? ROFLL, i could never.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_l40R28BRI

  • anons

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • CaliSwag

    hey :)

  • sparkles

    I’ve never done it in the water before tho…

    There’s always a first time for everything..

  • pretzellover2.0

    CaliSwag said:
    hey :)

    hi.

  • anons

    Have you all seen this? ROFLL, i could never.

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

  • Takes1toKno1

    http://i.imgur.com/xLzNG.gif
    this needs to be kylias icon when she comes back.
    too bad i wont be here tomorrow to show her

  • anons

    woooooooooooooow i’ve never kissed before but i know its nothing like THAT. woooooow *facepalm*

  • peacelovehearts

    Water going up your vagina would be weird though.. That’s like hot tub sex, i don’t understand. Especially with those jets, my god.

  • sparkles

    Have you all seen this? ROFLL, i could never.

    I didn’t know OU finally made a reality show.

  • Takes1toKno1

    hi cali

  • pretzellover2.0
  • CaliSwag

    peacelovehearts said:
    Have you all seen this? ROFLL, i could never.

    ohmygod were they eating each others face off???

  • mileykicksass

    There’s always a first time for everything..

    It sounds weird ._. maybe in a hot tub or a shower..yeah me gusta.

  • sparkles

    this needs to be kylias icon when she comes back.
    too bad i wont be here tomorrow to show her

    I’ll show it to her for you!

  • Takes1toKno1

    OHHH MY GODD what the fuckk rotfl

  • CaliSwag

    Takes1toKno1 said:
    hi cali
    —-
    hi how are you? :)

  • sparkles

    Hey Cali.

  • sparkles

    That kiss was beyond awkward, though ;w;

  • pretzellover2.0

    lol hot tub sex.. i think not.

  • TeamJustice

    Hi Cali

  • sparkles

    “”You may now kiss your? bride” OMNOMNOMNOM”
    adslgkjdsklgAskhshdfhjadfh

  • Takes1toKno1

    I didn’t know OU finally made a reality show.

    im dying
    http://i.imgur.com/g4XYd.gif

  • CaliSwag

    sparkles said:
    Hey Cali.

    hey :)

  • CaliSwag

    TeamJustice said:
    Hi Cali

    hii

  • peacelovehearts

    Who the fuck waits until their wedding to kiss though? Like…. Good luck finding a match for that.

  • pretzellover2.0

    i had a dream last night that my mom made an account on oceanup under the username “hazzasmama” worst dream of my life.

  • mileykicksass

    Chum is Fum

  • Takes1toKno1

    I’ll show it to her for you!

    yess that’d be nice. she better at least use it bwhaaha