One Direction HOLIDAY VIDEO DIARY

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  • IAMGAY182

    One Direction….to your ass.

  • IAMGAY182

    Really tho..who are these muhfukas?

  • IAMGAY182

    Just another lame “band” who no one knows.
    They’ll probably flop just like Jonas Brothers.

  • IAMGAY182

    Good bands!!!!!!!!!!!
    -Tegan and Sara
    -Blink-182
    -The Beatles
    -Screeching Weasel
    -Joy Division

    They actually play instruments.

  • IAMGAY182
  • IAMGAY182

    It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents
    It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents
    And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
    I hate, hate, hate your guts,
    And I’ll never talk to you again,
    unless your dad will suck me off
    I’ll never talk to you again
    unless your mom will touch my cock
    I’ll never talk to you again
    ejaculate into a sock
    I’ll never talk to you again,
    I’ll never talk to you again.

  • IAMGAY182

    Crossed the street, naked at night
    Bent over to show some moonlight
    Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down
    Nude in a gutter is how I was found

    Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed
    No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was
    Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see
    All I got is a guy Ben Dover

    Don’t like hesh, don’t like rap
    Kicked ol’ Sally ’cause she’s fat
    I’m a jerk, I’m a punk
    Took a shower ’cause I stunk
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat
    Had my nuts attacked by rats
    Dad got nude, I wore a thong
    For a hobby I make bombs

  • IAMGAY182

    Unos, dos, tres, quatro…

    when you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
    did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
    and ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass

    he seems like a total asshole, grandpa is a total fucking asshole
    who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
    he rubs his dick in broken glass.

  • SMAD

    So cute and I didn’t watch.

  • IAMGAY182

    So cute and I didn’t watch.
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    QUIT YELLING AT ME!!!!
    AAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • genericamoxicillin

    Zayn’s hair in this video….where’s the quiff?? He looks good though

    Generic Amoxicillin

  • SMAD

    QUIT YELLING AT ME!!!!
    AAAAAHHHHHHHH
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    O_o

  • SMAD

    Oceanup is a desert with lots of dead camels.

  • SMAD

    At lasssst my looove has comeee homee

  • inhumancreation

    Uno dos tres cuatros

  • IAMGAY182

    Oceanup is a desert with lots of dead camels.
    =======================
    *gasps* I am not a camel.Just because I have a hunch doesn’t mean you can put a label on me!

  • IAMGAY182

    Uno dos tres cuatros
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    Bring me back a taco

  • inhumancreation

    Bring me back a taco

    This is Ireland, you will get your potatoes and you will like it.

  • SMAD

    *gasps* I am not a camel.Just because I have a hunch doesn’t mean you can put a label on me!
    —————————————

    lolol

  • SMAD

    Oldest trick on the book for oceanuppers. Spam a post to a certain amount of comments so other users creeping think it’s alive, they randomly pop up.

  • inhumancreation

    Every time I come back it dies.

  • SMAD

    Harry with a beanie.

  • SMAD

    I’m the last survivor.

  • IAMGAY182

    This is Ireland, you will get your potatoes and you will like it.
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    Tater tots only

  • IAMGAY182

    This is Ireland, you will get your potatoes and you will like it.
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    Tater tots only

  • inhumancreation

    Tater tots only

    No idea what they are. D:

  • WYLMITE?

    Zayn looks like a prince :D

  • weirdo

    -_-

  • Dodah_J

    to the bitch spamming this post .. The Jonas Brothers actually DO play insturments!!

  • CaliSwag

    Dodah_J said:
    to the bitch spamming this post .. The Jonas Brothers actually DO play insturments!!

    joe and kevin play guitar its not that hard -__-

  • CaliSwag

    simpleness said:
    Zayn’s hair in this video….where’s the quiff?? He looks good though
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    Like vagina fart or…?
    —-
    legit choked on my water

  • simpleness

    legit choked on my water
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    Sorry.
    Do you know if theres another type of quiff/quif/queef?

  • Noo_Idea

    uhm hello?

  • simpleness

    uhm hello?
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    Well, I’m late but..Hi?

  • ItsNotYou

    Niall Horan, marry me.

  • xImagineBelieve

    Zayn’s hair in this video….where’s the quiff?? He looks good though

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    UNFFFFFF my babies are looking good! Harry looks so innocent, as if we don’t know he’s fucking Caroline. Lawl

  • IAMGAY182

    WAT

  • IAMGAY182

    I THINK.UR FINE.U RLY BLOW MAH MIND!
    MAYBE.SUM DAY.U AND ME COULD RUUUN AWAY.
    I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOOOW…I WANNA BE UR ROMEO!
    HEY JUUULIIIEEETTTT.HEY JULIET!

  • IAMGAY182

    fdjskajfdskajfkdljdaskl.
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    Why yes, i’d LOVE some tea.Thank you!

  • IAMGAY182

    UNFFFFFF my babies are looking good! Harry looks so innocent, as if we don’t know he’s fucking Caroline. Lawl
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    Boobies

  • IAMGAY182
  • inhumancreation
  • Jason.

    MARRISA U CUNT

  • oceanUP

    wooooo it’s almost a new year. thanks for all of your support readers :]

  • KBsuckers

    dead?

  • joechick

    JKAL;FJSF MARISSA ARE YOU STILL HERE ALK;FJASDF

  • justsayin

    I love this guys no matter what people say about them!!!!!!!!!

  • joechick

    come back Marissa I missed you

  • memi trumps sel

    Hit The Lights US digital sales: 11,078 (81,074 total)
    Skyscraper US digital sales: 737,676.
    @ddlovato, Unbroken 9,042 (218,916

  • simpleness

    Zayn’s hair in this video….where’s the quiff?? He looks good though
    ====
    Like vagina fart or…?

  • peacelovehearts

    fdjskajfdskajfkdljdaskl.

  • simpleness

    Or is it queef?