Justin Bieber Shows Off 'Johnson' @ VMAs

Justin Bieber told Access Hollywood: 'It’s a boa constrictor. His name’s Johnson. I’m serious. You want to hold my Johnson?' Why did you bring it 'Why not?' Hee was ready to introduce Johnson to girlfriend Selena Gomez later in the evening: 'Selena’s.. She’s going to like it.'

Hahahahahahahahaha. I love how most people didn't get it when he said its name was Johnson. For those of you who don't know. Johnson is another name for someone's penis.
starting to hate the kid.
If he said that to me I would've said "fuck yeah"
hopefully they aren't really having sex..
he's a queer
This kid is so immature.
"selena..she's going to like it."???
yeah well she didn't.
he needs to grow up.
What a subtle way of talking about his dick...
oceanUP said:
hopefully they aren't really having sex..
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Lol wtf??
I for one hope they are fucking. They're teenagers. He's 17. They are going to be immature. Get over it.
I just dnt get why someone wud bring a snake to an award show...
Robin from good morning america tweeted '' @ddlovato I know I don’t have to tell you how beautiful you are inside and out. Just continue to rise like a skyscraper…see you soon on @GMA '' EEEEEEEEEEEEEP I HOPE SHE PWEFORMS !
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CottonCandy said:
I just dnt get why someone wud bring a snake to an award show...
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i hope PETA will throw red paint on him.
He acts like a twelve year old...
ljs1202 said:
He acts like a twelve year old...
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and he looks like one too. coincidence? i think not
No one gives a fuck about Johnson.
Entertainmentlove said:
CottonCandy said:
I just dnt get why someone wud bring a snake to an award show...
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i hope PETA will throw red paint on him.
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LMAO!
I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?
Besides...what a TINY little snake. Not really impressing the girls with your johnson, Bieber-boy!
lol awww. its kinda cute :) i wouldnt want to hold it tho o.o
AcidPinkLemonade said:
I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?
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EXACTLY! Or like bit Justin or smth??
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
I mean what was the snake doing the whole time on his hand... sitting on a sweaty hand for a whole award show must have been pretty boring i say.. =P If i were it i would just bite bite bite and break free =P
(replying to this) - Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:05 pm
CottonCandy said:
AcidPinkLemonade said:
I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?
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EXACTLY! Or like bit Justin or smth??
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lol xD
AcidPinkLemonade said:
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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Finally someone who understands!! High Five!
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AcidPinkLemonade said:
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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your not th only one
Poor snake if i would be the snake i would have bittin him !
jt said:
(replying to this) - Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:05 pm
CottonCandy said:
AcidPinkLemonade said:
I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?
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EXACTLY! Or like bit Justin or smth??
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lol xD
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Hahaha =P
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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Not the only one ..
Demiandmileylove said:
Poor snake if i would be the snake i would have bittin him !
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Lol just wht i was thinkin =P
:) lady gaga was kinda funny as a dude xD
Ahem
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:07 pm
CottonCandy said:
I mean what was the snake doing the whole time on his hand... sitting on a sweaty hand for a whole award show must have been pretty boring i say.. =P If i were it i would just bite bite bite and break free =P
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Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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One Direction and Taylor are there... I feel special.
But it's gone a little far..
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr5agpTnf1qfwk7d.gif
HAIEEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApmYbVMR9FE&feature=related
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hey jt you like this ^_^
AcidPinkLemonade said:
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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ikr? Even Cambio tweeted, "aren't you kids supposed to be in school?" lol
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Dear god.... They keep mentioning "tumblr girls" on the radio station where One Direction are, and everyones is freaaaaking outttt O__o
What if someone at the show was highly afraid of snakes?
js1202 said:
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:07 pm
CottonCandy said:
I mean what was the snake doing the whole time on his hand... sitting on a sweaty hand for a whole award show must have been pretty boring i say.. =P If i were it i would just bite bite bite and break free =P
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Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?
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LMAO EXACTLY!
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:11 pm
Entertainmentlove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApmYbVMR9FE&feature=related
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hey jt you like this ^_^
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i like him not scruffyy..god i luv his voice :D
You and i - Lady gaga
AcidPinkLemonade said:
What if someone at the show was highly afraid of snakes?
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I know right ..
Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?
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LMAO EXACTLY!
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LOL XD
AcidPinkLemonade said:
What if someone at the show was highly afraid of snakes?
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0_0
Demiandmileylove said:
You and i - Lady gaga
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>_< iiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ljs1202 said:
ikr? Even Cambio tweeted, "aren't you kids supposed to be in school?" lol
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MTE.
It's gotten to the point were people are talking down others.
A TT does not prove how awesome you are.
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jt said:
Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?
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LMAO EXACTLY!
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LOL XD
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I'm glad someone agrees ^^ btw did schools start there??
i hope PETA gets on his ass. Him and his girlfriend are both animal abusers! smhh
http://ouconfessions.tumblr.com/post/9595373499/so-many-messages-woah
@Entertainmentlove u seen him on Phil of The Future xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffWEnpMe_hI&feature=related "Go Long" :D
jt said:
@Entertainmentlove u seen him on Phil of The Future xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffWEnpMe_hI&feature=related "Go Long" :D
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what a cutey
MTE.
It's gotten to the point were people are talking down others.
A TT does not prove how awesome you are.
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I agree with you half because sometimes a TT makes tou feel better about yourself 1
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr6btjU1x1qb8a3ro1_250.jpg
BURP
k bai
Must.Find.Video.
Demiandmileylove said:
I agree with you half because sometimes a TT makes tou feel better about yourself 1
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Yeah, I understand that, but fighting over them aren't worth it.
anons said:
http://ouconfessions.tumblr.com/post/9595373499/so-many-messages-woah
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yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRytYInNsyY&NR=1 aww carlos in ned's declassified. :)
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:23 pm
Entertainmentlove said:
jt said:
@Entertainmentlove u seen him on Phil of The Future xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffWEnpMe_hI&feature=related "Go Long" :D
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what a cutey
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lol yeaa :D go long xD
Kk, found it.
Excuse me while I pass out.
http://screamdemicyrus.tumblr.com/post/9559199260/me-when-i-see-hate-tow... ]
jt said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRytYInNsyY&NR=1 aww carlos in ned's declassified. :)
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thats so L.O.L
Demiandmileylove said:
http://screamdemicyrus.tumblr.com/post/9559199260/me-when-i-see-hate-tow... ]
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i'm scared 0_0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXs6iiPEGSE&feature=related btr boys on the swirly slide xD
hehe im the 69th comment ;)
i'm scared 0_0
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Why you hate Demi XD
oh darn..someone commented before me so i was the 70th..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZUG-dFD8f4&NR=1
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS SUMMER FINALE TONIGHT!!! Who's watching??
I agree about some fanbabses :D Thank God the majority of my fandoms don't give a fuck :L :L
Demiandmileylove said:
i'm scared 0_0
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Why you hate Demi XD
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no i have a fobia for slapping 0_0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXs6iiPEGSE&feature=related btr boys on the swirly slide xD
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Logan : -almost ready to slide/holds the railing- Aaaah !
Logan : -falls - I am okay - falls again -
well apparently it's dead...so im just talking to myself..
no i have a fobia for slapping 0_0
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For real or ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiagbNxaWyI&NR=1 OH MY GOD ITS ALMOST A TRIPLE RAINBOW!!! haha i luv kendall xD
jt said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZUG-dFD8f4&NR=1-
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seems legit.
Entertainmentlove said:
jt said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRytYInNsyY&NR=1 aww carlos in ned's declassified. :)
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thats so L.O.L
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CUTIE! hdsgjsfkhhshsjgg! :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlshEmn2Ww&feature=related lol kendall's spider man pose xD
I'm glad someone agrees ^^ btw did schools start there??
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School started here three weeks ago :O
Entertainmentlove said:
jt said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZUG-dFD8f4&NR=1-
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seems legit.
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Yup =P
cooooooooooooooool?.
ljs1202 said:
I'm glad someone agrees ^^ btw did schools start there??
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School started here three weeks ago :O
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=OO rlly?? school doesn't start here until September 10 =P
LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:
well apparently it's dead...so im just talking to myself..
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loool
Snazzy.
jt said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlshEmn2Ww&feature=related lol kendall's spider man pose xD
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LOL They sound like there moaning XD
Demiandmileylove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXs6iiPEGSE&feature=related btr boys on the swirly slide xD
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Logan : -almost ready to slide/holds the railing- Aaaah !
Logan : -falls - I am okay - falls again -
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Lol love that part <3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeYsCj70ka4&feature=related XD logan!
Entertainmentlove said:
LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:
well apparently it's dead...so im just talking to myself..
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loool
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yaaay a person with whom i can converse!!! lmao jkjk but seriously heyyy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNS_qMc4Vo
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jumping around
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8LrpMzUUyM&NR=1
lol logan again xD
yaaay a person with whom i can converse!!! lmao jkjk but seriously heyyy
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sup !!!! its so dead here
the snake is soo small...should of gotten a bigger one, but he's not a man so it don't matter.
Entertainmentlove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNS_qMc4Vo
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jumping around
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LOL Logan : if you don't make it can i have your guitar
Kendall: Yeah =P
oceanUP said:
hopefully they aren't really having sex..
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selena gomez is jealous..
guys i can't watch PLL live tonight :0 how shall i live ???lol jk but i'm sad i'll watch it later tonight i guess.
what up with all these BTR videos? I mean, I love them but kinda random..lol
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:39 pm
Entertainmentlove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNS_qMc4Vo
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jumping around
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aww kendall fell on his butt lol xD
LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:
what up with all these BTR videos? I mean, I love them but kinda random..lol
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lol we need something to talk over.
what up with all these BTR videos? I mean, I love them but kinda random..lol
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idk im just bored lol
yaaay a person with whom i can converse!!! lmao jkjk but seriously heyyy
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sup !!!! its so dead here
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i know right!! i remember two years ago, OU was soo lively! :o
that BTR video was soo cute!! but where was carlos??
lol ok. im glad they have some fans on OU. everyone here seems to hate the Nick kids and stan for the gay Disney ones.. 0.o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=JPgeq0qAY3w kendall doing spongebob XD
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i know right!! i remember two years ago, OU was soo lively! :o
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its sad :(
LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:
lol ok. im glad they have some fans on OU. everyone here seems to hate the Nick kids and stan for the gay Disney ones.. 0.o
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THANK YOU! =]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tWRUaB0ttA&NR=1 WUT? XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2HBDJ1Ze8U&feature=feedrec
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this is fun
Disney should really step up and stop those weird shows on these days... the greatest were the ones they already ended soo ya.. NICKELODEON FOREVER! I look like a douche right now =P
He looks so fucking ugly, like how could he look so un-attractive? Next.
BTR i feel like they would be so much fun to hang with on tour ...
i wish i knew all these celebs in real life they are soo chill. love it.
lovemestealmeawayy said:
BTR i feel like they would be so much fun to hang with on tour ...
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IKR?? Btw i love your icon :3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgP2NwQbdlk&feature=related he's on a tiny skateboard xD
lovemestealmeawayy said:
i wish i knew all these celebs in real life they are soo chill. love it.
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Hahahah Same =P
"Selena...shes going to like it" lmaoo she likes his johnson
Me gusta some Logan...
lol BTR after 15 hrs of shooting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JCy2R5Y9I&feature=relmfu =P Carlos is sooo cute :3
CottonCandy said:
Disney should really step up and stop those weird shows on these days... the greatest were the ones they already ended soo ya.. NICKELODEON FOREVER! I look like a douche right now =P
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well lets see
vicotorious - hate they are way too obnixious
big time rush - love
icarly - love love love
disney
good luck charlie - love
ant farm - hate hate
shake it up - hate hate
lovemestealmeawayy said:
CottonCandy said:
Disney should really step up and stop those weird shows on these days... the greatest were the ones they already ended soo ya.. NICKELODEON FOREVER! I look like a douche right now =P
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well lets see
vicotorious - hate they are way too obnixious
big time rush - love
icarly - love love love
disney
good luck charlie - love
ant farm - hate hate
shake it up - hate hate
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Hahah kinda like a tie =PP idk.. anywho opinions differ and i totally respect yours..
I mean i totally hate when ppl on OU disagree and then this big fight is on the comments.. you knw =P
nick jonas is so having sex ^-^
Hahah kinda like a tie =PP idk.. anywho opinions differ and i totally respect yours..
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disney is kind of like slacking cause they've decided to start new shows with new preteens since miley,selena and demi are now gone...
and nick is still having older teens so thats why i think nick is winning now.
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:48 pm
Entertainmentlove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2HBDJ1Ze8U&feature=feedrec
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this is fun
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who's the most unorganized? KENDALL XD
Entertainmentlove said:
nick jonas is so having sex ^-^
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so is selena...
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:53 pm
Entertainmentlove said:
nick jonas is so having sex ^-^
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did u get that from tmz? xD
Well this is dead. Good to know OU has failed so fucking hard.
lovemestealmeawayy said:
Hahah kinda like a tie =PP idk.. anywho opinions differ and i totally respect yours..
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disney is kind of like slacking cause they've decided to start new shows with new preteens since miley,selena and demi are now gone...
and nick is still having older teens so thats why i think nick is winning now.
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Yeah =] Btw i still love your icon =]
lovemestealmeawayy said:
Entertainmentlove said:
nick jonas is so having sex ^-^
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so is selena...
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LMAO!
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:51 pm
CottonCandy said:
lol BTR after 15 hrs of shooting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JCy2R5Y9I&feature=relmfu =P Carlos is sooo cute :3
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LOL
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well lets see
vicotorious - love funny
big time rush - love
icarly - hate i hate miranda cos balalala
disney
good luck charlie - love
ant farm - hate hate
shake it up - hate hate >_<
jt said:
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:51 pm
CottonCandy said:
lol BTR after 15 hrs of shooting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JCy2R5Y9I&feature=relmfu =P Carlos is sooo cute :3
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LOL
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Hahahah ikr?=P
headbitch said:
Well this is dead. Good to know OU has failed so fucking hard.
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its sad :(
DEAD POST RIP
Entertainmentlove said:
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well lets see
vicotorious - love funny
big time rush - love
icarly - hate i hate miranda cos balalala
disney
good luck charlie - love
ant farm - hate hate
shake it up - hate hate >_<
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the thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much
:o
does anyone think miley and liam are sleeping together or slept together? for some reason i feel like they haven't and won't till marriage.
lovemestealmeawayy said:
Entertainmentlove said:
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well lets see
vicotorious - love funny
big time rush - love
icarly - hate i hate miranda cos balalala
disney
good luck charlie - love
ant farm - hate hate
shake it up - hate hate >_<
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the thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much
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Ikr??? i love her too but some parts of the show tend to be stupid -.-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsH6eePzTYQ&feature=related LOL
he thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much
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Ikr??? i love her too but some parts of the show tend to be stupid -.-
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have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.
lovemestealmeawayy said:
does anyone think miley and liam are sleeping together or slept together? for some reason i feel like they haven't and won't till marriage.
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lol i guess soo... i mean i think Miley is good inside so ya =]
well lets see
vicotorious - love funny
big time rush - love
icarly - ehh..
disney
good luck charlie - love
ant farm - love
shake it up - love
my babysitter's a vamp.- HATE
lovemestealmeawayy said:
he thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much
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Ikr??? i love her too but some parts of the show tend to be stupid -.-
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have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.
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Oh ahha the Robbaratzzie one ?? =P
have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.
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i did xD
jt said:
have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.
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i did xD
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lol i love the boy with the long blonde hair who pretends to be that one guy...whatever his name is ...i forget but he's cute the real one on tmz
CottonCandy said:
lovemestealmeawayy said:
does anyone think miley and liam are sleeping together or slept together? for some reason i feel like they haven't and won't till marriage.
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lol i guess soo... i mean i think Miley is good inside so ya =]
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I'm not sure. I think Miley is one of those girls who like to let loose on stage but is very prude.
as much as i'd like to work at a gossip place like tmz or something i feel like if you were actually friends with celebs or something they might think like oh don't do this they might say something about it in the press...