Justin Bieber Shows Off 'Johnson' @ VMAs

Justin Bieber Shows Off 'Johnson' @ VMAs

Justin Bieber told Access Hollywood: 'It’s a boa constrictor. His name’s Johnson. I’m serious. You want to hold my Johnson?' Why did you bring it 'Why not?' Hee was ready to introduce Johnson to girlfriend Selena Gomez later in the evening: 'Selena’s.. She’s going to like it.'





266 comments:

Brasili_Ana said:

Hahahahahahahahaha. I love how most people didn't get it when he said its name was Johnson. For those of you who don't know. Johnson is another name for someone's penis.

entertainmentlove said:

starting to hate the kid.

anons said:

If he said that to me I would've said "fuck yeah"

oceanUP said:

hopefully they aren't really having sex..

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

he's a queer

AmandaDS07 said:

This kid is so immature.
"selena..she's going to like it."???
yeah well she didn't.
he needs to grow up.

sonya w said:

What a subtle way of talking about his dick...

CottonCandy said:

oceanUP said:
hopefully they aren't really having sex..
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Lol wtf??

Brasili_Ana said:

I for one hope they are fucking. They're teenagers. He's 17. They are going to be immature. Get over it.

CottonCandy said:

I just dnt get why someone wud bring a snake to an award show...

Demiandmileylove said:

Robin from good morning america tweeted '' @ddlovato I know I don’t have to tell you how beautiful you are inside and out. Just continue to rise like a skyscraper…see you soon on @GMA '' EEEEEEEEEEEEEP I HOPE SHE PWEFORMS !

Demiandmileylove said:

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entertainmentlove said:

CottonCandy said:

I just dnt get why someone wud bring a snake to an award show...
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i hope PETA will throw red paint on him.

ljs1202 said:

He acts like a twelve year old...

anoncomment said:

ljs1202 said:

He acts like a twelve year old...

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and he looks like one too. coincidence? i think not

Disco.Is.Dead said:

No one gives a fuck about Johnson.

CottonCandy said:

Entertainmentlove said:
CottonCandy said:

I just dnt get why someone wud bring a snake to an award show...
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i hope PETA will throw red paint on him.
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LMAO!

AcidPinkLemonade said:

I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?

ljs1202 said:

Besides...what a TINY little snake. Not really impressing the girls with your johnson, Bieber-boy!

jt said:

lol awww. its kinda cute :) i wouldnt want to hold it tho o.o

CottonCandy said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:
I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?
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EXACTLY! Or like bit Justin or smth??

AcidPinkLemonade said:

Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.

CottonCandy said:

I mean what was the snake doing the whole time on his hand... sitting on a sweaty hand for a whole award show must have been pretty boring i say.. =P If i were it i would just bite bite bite and break free =P

jt said:

(replying to this) - Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:05 pm
CottonCandy said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:
I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?
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EXACTLY! Or like bit Justin or smth??

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lol xD

CottonCandy said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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Finally someone who understands!! High Five!

Demiandmileylove said:

..

Fuckyou said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:

Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.

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your not th only one

Demiandmileylove said:

Poor snake if i would be the snake i would have bittin him !

CottonCandy said:

jt said:
(replying to this) - Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:05 pm
CottonCandy said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:
I think this was a bit careless on his part. What if it got loose?
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EXACTLY! Or like bit Justin or smth??

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lol xD
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Hahaha =P

Demiandmileylove said:

Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.

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Not the only one ..

CottonCandy said:

Demiandmileylove said:
Poor snake if i would be the snake i would have bittin him !
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Lol just wht i was thinkin =P

jt said:

:) lady gaga was kinda funny as a dude xD

MileySnuggle said:

Ahem

ljs1202 said:

Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:07 pm
CottonCandy said:

I mean what was the snake doing the whole time on his hand... sitting on a sweaty hand for a whole award show must have been pretty boring i say.. =P If i were it i would just bite bite bite and break free =P
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Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?

Disco.Is.Dead said:

Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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One Direction and Taylor are there... I feel special.
But it's gone a little far..

Disco.Is.Dead said:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr5agpTnf1qfwk7d.gif
HAIEEE

entertainmentlove said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApmYbVMR9FE&feature=related
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hey jt you like this ^_^

ljs1202 said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:
Ugh, am I the only annoyed with the trending topics on Twitter? Fan-bases are trying to outdo each other and it's no longer about supporting your fav celeb anymore.
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ikr? Even Cambio tweeted, "aren't you kids supposed to be in school?" lol

entertainmentlove said:

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Disco.Is.Dead said:

Dear god.... They keep mentioning "tumblr girls" on the radio station where One Direction are, and everyones is freaaaaking outttt O__o

AcidPinkLemonade said:

What if someone at the show was highly afraid of snakes?

CottonCandy said:

js1202 said:
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:07 pm
CottonCandy said:

I mean what was the snake doing the whole time on his hand... sitting on a sweaty hand for a whole award show must have been pretty boring i say.. =P If i were it i would just bite bite bite and break free =P
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Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?
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LMAO EXACTLY!

jt said:

Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:11 pm
Entertainmentlove said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApmYbVMR9FE&feature=related
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hey jt you like this ^_^

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i like him not scruffyy..god i luv his voice :D

Demiandmileylove said:

You and i - Lady gaga

Demiandmileylove said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:

What if someone at the show was highly afraid of snakes?

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I know right ..

jt said:

Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?
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LMAO EXACTLY!

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LOL XD

entertainmentlove said:

AcidPinkLemonade said:

What if someone at the show was highly afraid of snakes?
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0_0

entertainmentlove said:

Demiandmileylove said:

You and i - Lady gaga
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>_< iiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AcidPinkLemonade said:

ljs1202 said:

ikr? Even Cambio tweeted, "aren't you kids supposed to be in school?" lol
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MTE.
It's gotten to the point were people are talking down others.

A TT does not prove how awesome you are.

Demiandmileylove said:

...

CottonCandy said:

jt said:
Right! And when it goes to the bathroom...YUCK! Snake feces is full of salmonella. This kid doesn't have a brain in his head. Seriously, where is PETA when you need them?
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LMAO EXACTLY!

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LOL XD
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I'm glad someone agrees ^^ btw did schools start there??

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

i hope PETA gets on his ass. Him and his girlfriend are both animal abusers! smhh

anons said:

http://ouconfessions.tumblr.com/post/9595373499/so-many-messages-woah

jt said:

@Entertainmentlove u seen him on Phil of The Future xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffWEnpMe_hI&feature=related "Go Long" :D

entertainmentlove said:

jt said:

@Entertainmentlove u seen him on Phil of The Future xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffWEnpMe_hI&feature=related "Go Long" :D
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what a cutey

Demiandmileylove said:

MTE.
It's gotten to the point were people are talking down others.

A TT does not prove how awesome you are.

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I agree with you half because sometimes a TT makes tou feel better about yourself 1

Grammar Nazi. said:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqr6btjU1x1qb8a3ro1_250.jpg

Grammar Nazi. said:

BURP

Grammar Nazi. said:

k bai

Disco.Is.Dead said:

Must.Find.Video.

AcidPinkLemonade said:

Demiandmileylove said:

I agree with you half because sometimes a TT makes tou feel better about yourself 1
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Yeah, I understand that, but fighting over them aren't worth it.

entertainmentlove said:

anons said:

http://ouconfessions.tumblr.com/post/9595373499/so-many-messages-woah
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yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRytYInNsyY&NR=1 aww carlos in ned's declassified. :)

jt said:

Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:23 pm
Entertainmentlove said:

jt said:

@Entertainmentlove u seen him on Phil of The Future xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffWEnpMe_hI&feature=related "Go Long" :D
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what a cutey

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lol yeaa :D go long xD

Disco.Is.Dead said:

Kk, found it.
Excuse me while I pass out.

Demiandmileylove said:

http://screamdemicyrus.tumblr.com/post/9559199260/me-when-i-see-hate-tow... ]

entertainmentlove said:

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRytYInNsyY&NR=1 aww carlos in ned's declassified. :)
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thats so L.O.L

entertainmentlove said:

Demiandmileylove said:

http://screamdemicyrus.tumblr.com/post/9559199260/me-when-i-see-hate-tow... ]
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i'm scared 0_0

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXs6iiPEGSE&feature=related btr boys on the swirly slide xD

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

hehe im the 69th comment ;)

Demiandmileylove said:

i'm scared 0_0

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Why you hate Demi XD

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

oh darn..someone commented before me so i was the 70th..

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZUG-dFD8f4&NR=1

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS SUMMER FINALE TONIGHT!!! Who's watching??

SmellsLikeTeenSpirt said:

I agree about some fanbabses :D Thank God the majority of my fandoms don't give a fuck :L :L

entertainmentlove said:

Demiandmileylove said:

i'm scared 0_0

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Why you hate Demi XD
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no i have a fobia for slapping 0_0

Demiandmileylove said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXs6iiPEGSE&feature=related btr boys on the swirly slide xD

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Logan : -almost ready to slide/holds the railing- Aaaah !
Logan : -falls - I am okay - falls again -

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

well apparently it's dead...so im just talking to myself..

Demiandmileylove said:

no i have a fobia for slapping 0_0

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For real or ?

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiagbNxaWyI&NR=1 OH MY GOD ITS ALMOST A TRIPLE RAINBOW!!! haha i luv kendall xD

entertainmentlove said:

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZUG-dFD8f4&NR=1-
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seems legit.

CottonCandy said:

Entertainmentlove said:
jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRytYInNsyY&NR=1 aww carlos in ned's declassified. :)
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thats so L.O.L
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CUTIE! hdsgjsfkhhshsjgg! :3

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlshEmn2Ww&feature=related lol kendall's spider man pose xD

ljs1202 said:

I'm glad someone agrees ^^ btw did schools start there??
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School started here three weeks ago :O

CottonCandy said:

Entertainmentlove said:
jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZUG-dFD8f4&NR=1-
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seems legit.
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Yup =P

lovelikewoe said:

cooooooooooooooool?.

CottonCandy said:

ljs1202 said:
I'm glad someone agrees ^^ btw did schools start there??
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School started here three weeks ago :O
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=OO rlly?? school doesn't start here until September 10 =P

entertainmentlove said:

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

well apparently it's dead...so im just talking to myself..
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loool

peacelovehearts said:

Snazzy.

Demiandmileylove said:

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlshEmn2Ww&feature=related lol kendall's spider man pose xD

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LOL They sound like there moaning XD

CottonCandy said:

Demiandmileylove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXs6iiPEGSE&feature=related btr boys on the swirly slide xD

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Logan : -almost ready to slide/holds the railing- Aaaah !
Logan : -falls - I am okay - falls again -
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Lol love that part <3

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeYsCj70ka4&feature=related XD logan!

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

Entertainmentlove said:

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

well apparently it's dead...so im just talking to myself..
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loool
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yaaay a person with whom i can converse!!! lmao jkjk but seriously heyyy

entertainmentlove said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNS_qMc4Vo
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jumping around

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8LrpMzUUyM&NR=1
lol logan again xD

entertainmentlove said:

yaaay a person with whom i can converse!!! lmao jkjk but seriously heyyy
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sup !!!! its so dead here

lovemestealmeawayy said:

the snake is soo small...should of gotten a bigger one, but he's not a man so it don't matter.

CottonCandy said:

Entertainmentlove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNS_qMc4Vo
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jumping around
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LOL Logan : if you don't make it can i have your guitar
Kendall: Yeah =P

lovemestealmeawayy said:

oceanUP said:
hopefully they aren't really having sex..

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selena gomez is jealous..

lovemestealmeawayy said:

guys i can't watch PLL live tonight :0 how shall i live ???lol jk but i'm sad i'll watch it later tonight i guess.

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

what up with all these BTR videos? I mean, I love them but kinda random..lol

jt said:

Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:39 pm
Entertainmentlove said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CNS_qMc4Vo
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jumping around

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aww kendall fell on his butt lol xD

entertainmentlove said:

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

what up with all these BTR videos? I mean, I love them but kinda random..lol
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lol we need something to talk over.

jt said:

what up with all these BTR videos? I mean, I love them but kinda random..lol

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idk im just bored lol

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

yaaay a person with whom i can converse!!! lmao jkjk but seriously heyyy
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sup !!!! its so dead here
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i know right!! i remember two years ago, OU was soo lively! :o

lovemestealmeawayy said:

that BTR video was soo cute!! but where was carlos??

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:

lol ok. im glad they have some fans on OU. everyone here seems to hate the Nick kids and stan for the gay Disney ones.. 0.o

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=JPgeq0qAY3w kendall doing spongebob XD

entertainmentlove said:

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i know right!! i remember two years ago, OU was soo lively! :o
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its sad :(

CottonCandy said:

LeaveMeTheFuckAlone said:
lol ok. im glad they have some fans on OU. everyone here seems to hate the Nick kids and stan for the gay Disney ones.. 0.o
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THANK YOU! =]

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tWRUaB0ttA&NR=1 WUT? XD

entertainmentlove said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2HBDJ1Ze8U&feature=feedrec
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this is fun

CottonCandy said:

Disney should really step up and stop those weird shows on these days... the greatest were the ones they already ended soo ya.. NICKELODEON FOREVER! I look like a douche right now =P

headbitch said:

He looks so fucking ugly, like how could he look so un-attractive? Next.

lovemestealmeawayy said:

BTR i feel like they would be so much fun to hang with on tour ...

lovemestealmeawayy said:

i wish i knew all these celebs in real life they are soo chill. love it.

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
BTR i feel like they would be so much fun to hang with on tour ...
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IKR?? Btw i love your icon :3

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgP2NwQbdlk&feature=related he's on a tiny skateboard xD

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
i wish i knew all these celebs in real life they are soo chill. love it.
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Hahahah Same =P

wavy said:

"Selena...shes going to like it" lmaoo she likes his johnson

Disco.Is.Dead said:

Me gusta some Logan...

CottonCandy said:

lol BTR after 15 hrs of shooting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JCy2R5Y9I&feature=relmfu =P Carlos is sooo cute :3

lovemestealmeawayy said:

CottonCandy said:
Disney should really step up and stop those weird shows on these days... the greatest were the ones they already ended soo ya.. NICKELODEON FOREVER! I look like a douche right now =P

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well lets see

vicotorious - hate they are way too obnixious

big time rush - love

icarly - love love love

disney

good luck charlie - love

ant farm - hate hate

shake it up - hate hate

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
CottonCandy said:
Disney should really step up and stop those weird shows on these days... the greatest were the ones they already ended soo ya.. NICKELODEON FOREVER! I look like a douche right now =P

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well lets see

vicotorious - hate they are way too obnixious

big time rush - love

icarly - love love love

disney

good luck charlie - love

ant farm - hate hate

shake it up - hate hate
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Hahah kinda like a tie =PP idk.. anywho opinions differ and i totally respect yours..
I mean i totally hate when ppl on OU disagree and then this big fight is on the comments.. you knw =P

entertainmentlove said:

nick jonas is so having sex ^-^

lovemestealmeawayy said:

Hahah kinda like a tie =PP idk.. anywho opinions differ and i totally respect yours..

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disney is kind of like slacking cause they've decided to start new shows with new preteens since miley,selena and demi are now gone...
and nick is still having older teens so thats why i think nick is winning now.

jt said:

Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:48 pm
Entertainmentlove said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2HBDJ1Ze8U&feature=feedrec
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this is fun

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who's the most unorganized? KENDALL XD

lovemestealmeawayy said:

Entertainmentlove said:
nick jonas is so having sex ^-^

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so is selena...

jt said:

Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:53 pm
Entertainmentlove said:

nick jonas is so having sex ^-^

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did u get that from tmz? xD

headbitch said:

Well this is dead. Good to know OU has failed so fucking hard.

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
Hahah kinda like a tie =PP idk.. anywho opinions differ and i totally respect yours..

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disney is kind of like slacking cause they've decided to start new shows with new preteens since miley,selena and demi are now gone...
and nick is still having older teens so thats why i think nick is winning now.
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Yeah =] Btw i still love your icon =]

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
Entertainmentlove said:
nick jonas is so having sex ^-^

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so is selena...
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LMAO!

jt said:

Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:51 pm
CottonCandy said:

lol BTR after 15 hrs of shooting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JCy2R5Y9I&feature=relmfu =P Carlos is sooo cute :3

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LOL

entertainmentlove said:

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well lets see

vicotorious - love funny

big time rush - love

icarly - hate i hate miranda cos balalala

disney

good luck charlie - love

ant farm - hate hate

shake it up - hate hate >_<

CottonCandy said:

jt said:
Aug 30, 2011 @ 01:51 pm
CottonCandy said:

lol BTR after 15 hrs of shooting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JCy2R5Y9I&feature=relmfu =P Carlos is sooo cute :3

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LOL
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Hahahah ikr?=P

entertainmentlove said:

headbitch said:

Well this is dead. Good to know OU has failed so fucking hard.
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its sad :(

anons said:

DEAD POST RIP

lovemestealmeawayy said:

Entertainmentlove said:
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well lets see

vicotorious - love funny

big time rush - love

icarly - hate i hate miranda cos balalala

disney

good luck charlie - love

ant farm - hate hate

shake it up - hate hate >_<

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the thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much

jt said:

:o

lovemestealmeawayy said:

does anyone think miley and liam are sleeping together or slept together? for some reason i feel like they haven't and won't till marriage.

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
Entertainmentlove said:
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well lets see

vicotorious - love funny

big time rush - love

icarly - hate i hate miranda cos balalala

disney

good luck charlie - love

ant farm - hate hate

shake it up - hate hate >_<

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the thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much
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Ikr??? i love her too but some parts of the show tend to be stupid -.-

jt said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsH6eePzTYQ&feature=related LOL

lovemestealmeawayy said:

he thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much
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Ikr??? i love her too but some parts of the show tend to be stupid -.-

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have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
does anyone think miley and liam are sleeping together or slept together? for some reason i feel like they haven't and won't till marriage.
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lol i guess soo... i mean i think Miley is good inside so ya =]

jt said:

well lets see

vicotorious - love funny

big time rush - love

icarly - ehh..

disney

good luck charlie - love

ant farm - love

shake it up - love

my babysitter's a vamp.- HATE

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
he thing that stinks is i love vicotoria justice but it just irks me soo much how obnoxious and sassy the characters are they overact soo much
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Ikr??? i love her too but some parts of the show tend to be stupid -.-

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have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.
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Oh ahha the Robbaratzzie one ?? =P

jt said:

have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.

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i did xD

lovemestealmeawayy said:

jt said:
have you seen the episode where they remake tmz?? lol soo funny. thats like the only episode i've seen that i've liked.

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i did xD

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lol i love the boy with the long blonde hair who pretends to be that one guy...whatever his name is ...i forget but he's cute the real one on tmz

AcidPinkLemonade said:

CottonCandy said:

lovemestealmeawayy said:
does anyone think miley and liam are sleeping together or slept together? for some reason i feel like they haven't and won't till marriage.
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lol i guess soo... i mean i think Miley is good inside so ya =]
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I'm not sure. I think Miley is one of those girls who like to let loose on stage but is very prude.

lovemestealmeawayy said:

as much as i'd like to work at a gossip place like tmz or something i feel like if you were actually friends with celebs or something they might think like oh don't do this they might say something about it in the press...