One Direction, 'Girls Grab Our Bums'

One Direction, 'Girls Grab Our Bums'

In Milan, 3,000 One Direction fans turned up, Louis teased Niall: 'You get a bit scared sometimes Niall, don't you?' Niall: 'It freaks me out. Fans are very hands on hammering on the car, grabbing our bums when we get out.'

Zayn recounted how a girl in Ireland keeled over in front of him because he had mouthed hello through a window: 'She just passed out, flat on the floor.' Liam: 'If people know you're home, they'll turn up. Girls even appear when I'm not there. I get texts from my mum asking, ‘How many times can I tell them you're not here?’'




1286 comments:

urluvismydrugg said:

Apparently guys do too.

Boo-Bear Vibes said:

As much as I want to grab their bums, I'd never have the gut to and now knowing that it scares them I won't lol but I don't blame the girls who do lol

simpleness said:

sexy

§urp

weirdo said:

OMG love them!!

weirdo said:

ok *creeps*

simpleness said:

Why is sex like a bridge game?

You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Rate:***

§urp

Live.Love.Learn. said:

lmfao i would too if i met them *_*

Keepitreal said:

....They fuck eachother

Disco.Is.Dead said:

im trying to make a gif confession but its not werking sigh
~

Google "edit gifs"
Click the first option

memi trumps sel said:

why have we only been on 1D post today??

anons said:

i could do a gif confession

anons said:

why have we only been on 1D post today??
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because its the top posts

Keepitreal said:

*shares my haagen dazs with you*
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*shares skittles*

lovelife said:

GN tag these confessions

Live.Love.Learn. said:

sike no. i wouldn't. but i would feel zayn and harry's hair. the quiff and curls just melt me <333

Disco.Is.Dead said:

So touchable, though.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

why have we only been on 1D post today??
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because its the top posts
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***because they're flawless

Grammar Nazi. said:

GN tag these confessions
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TOO MUCH WORK

lovelife said:

GN tag these confessions
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TOO MUCH WORK
__

you need a co owner

Husky said:

Mary and Jordan, who do you think Murphy is going to have win the presidential race?

Keepitreal said:

The nileyup confessions omg, shut up.

NavyStan said:

IM NOT IRRELEVANT FUCK YOU WHOEVER MADE THAT SDADASDADSADSFDSFGSD

Grammar Nazi. said:

you need a co owner
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I trust no one.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

*shares skittles*
====
*shares M&Ms*

weirdo said:

They are sooo adorable xD

lovelife said:

omg so many fucking confessions about nileyup. can we move on?

iSarcasticING said:

guys, you know how you have the toolbar that appears at the bottom of your screen (the star menu button thing with blue lining at the bottom( it won't show up on my computer when i'm on the internet. help? :'(

simpleness said:

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.
Rate: -1

§urp

Keepitreal said:

why have we only been on 1D post today??
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because its the top posts
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***because they're flawless
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*Because there are no good bieber ones

Voice of reason said:

Mary and Jordan, who do you think Murphy is going to have win the presidential race?
---
I read spoilers, so I already know. :S

jt said:

Nov 12, 2011 @ 09:46 pm
weirdo said:
:l*being ignored*
===
Hello! Laughing out loud

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Hi Smile

Cenation4ever<3

Voice of reason said:

why have we only been on 1D post today??
---
You must be new.

Keepitreal said:

*shares M&Ms*
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*shares hunger in my tummy*

anons said:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lul49mLqLR1r33xh7o1_500.gif

SWAAAAAAAAAAAAG SDFSFSDFDSFSD

Husky said:

Voice of reason said:

I read spoilers, so I already know. :S

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Oh snap... Who? Sad Don't tell me if it's not Brittany

lovelife said:

http://oceanupconfessions.tumblr.com/post/12726171326

dont we all

iSarcasticING said:

Mary and Jordan, who do you think Murphy is going to have win the presidential race?
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Brittany. :$

Keepitreal said:

http://oceanupconfessions.tumblr.com/post/12726171326
This could easily be mistaken as a confession by me, but I swear it isn't.

Nileyup said:

I'm so famous! Thankyou everyone, I would not only wanna thank gn, but Jesus.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

why have we only been on 1D post today??
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because its the top posts
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***because they're flawless
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*Because there are no good bieber ones
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**b/c bieber is too busy fucking Sel & b/c they are flawless

weirdo said:

Hi Smile
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watcha doin??

iSarcasticING said:

FINE DON'T HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM. AKD;ADK

Disco.Is.Dead said:

guys, you know how you have the toolbar that appears at the bottom of your screen (the star menu button thing with blue lining at the bottom( it won't show up on my computer when i'm on the internet. help? :'(
~

Don't have that problem with macs
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lul2vfp12L1qj8ruh.jpg

memi trumps sel said:

atleast they arent all about jennah anymore

anons said:

This could easily be mistaken as a confession by me, but I swear it isn't.\
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i thought it was you

Husky said:

iSarcasticING said:

Brittany. :$

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It'd be so unrealistic if anyone else won to be honest. Unless something big goes down to explain it :T

Live.Love.Learn. said:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lul49mLqLR1r33xh7o1_500.gif?tti
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I already have.
I mean whtttt

jt said:

Nov 12, 2011 @ 09:50 pm
Live.Love.Learn. said:
*shares skittles*
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*shares M&Ms*

--

*shares mini reese's*

Cenation4ever<3

Husky said:

iSarcasticING said:
guys, you know how you have the toolbar that appears at the bottom of your screen (the star menu button thing with blue lining at the bottom( it won't show up on my computer when i'm on the internet. help? :'(

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F11?

Voice of reason said:

Wait, you want to know?
Don't you want to be surprised? (;

Disco.Is.Dead said:

LOLOL NATALIE JHYGDFDGF

simpleness said:

There were two teens in High School. They were dating. One day after school, the girl asks the guy "Hey Jimmy, do you want to have sex today?" Surprised, Jimmy says "Sure Amy. Lets go to my house. My family should not be home for two more hours."

§urp

Keepitreal said:

i thought it was you
----
I swear this time it wasn't. I usually already admit my confessions when people think its me lol.

lovelife said:

LOLOL NATALIE JHYGDFDGF
__

what?

Live.Love.Learn. said:

FINE DON'T HELP ME WITH MY PROBLEM. AKD;ADK
====
no idea! srry :/

Voice of reason said:

Oh and Jordan&Britt
next episode is troubletones solos
Santana + Adele = heaven.

iSarcasticING said:

F11?
--
no :'(

simpleness said:

There were two teens in High School. They were dating. One day after school, the girl asks the guy "Hey Jimmy, do you want to have sex today?" Surprised, Jimmy says "Sure Amy. Lets go to my house. My family should not be home for two more hours."
====
When Jimmy and Amy get to Jimmy's house, they discovered that Jimmy's family was home. "Can we go to your house?" Jimmy asked. "No." Amy replied " My parents hear everything and would barge right in." " My parents never come into my room. Lets just do it here."

§urp

WYLMITE♥ said:

guys, you know how you have the toolbar that appears at the bottom of your screen (the star menu button thing with blue lining at the bottom( it won't show up on my computer when i'm on the internet. help? :'(
--------------
What? The taskbar?

lovelife said:

omg nevermind jackie i just saw. ROFL. so true tho.

weirdo said:

.

Keepitreal said:

**b/c bieber is too busy fucking Sel & b/c they are flawless
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BIEBER IS FLAWLESS *cries*

iSarcasticING said:

There were two teens in High School. They were dating. One day after school, the girl asks the guy "Hey Jimmy, do you want to have sex today?" Surprised, Jimmy says "Sure Amy. Lets go to my house. My family should not be home for two more hours."
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......where's the funny part.

simpleness said:

When Jimmy and Amy get to Jimmy's house, they discovered that Jimmy's family was home. "Can we go to your house?" Jimmy asked. "No." Amy replied " My parents hear everything and would barge right in." " My parents never come into my room. Lets just do it here."
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Jimmy suggested. The two go into Jimmy's room to discover that Jimmy's ignorant brother is on the lower bunk of the bed in Jimmy's room. "I can't ask my brother to leave or he might suspect something. We have to make code words.

§urp

Disco.Is.Dead said:

omg nevermind jackie i just saw. ROFL. so true tho.
~

Didn't know it was so obvious :/

Husky said:

Voice of reason said:
Wait, you want to know?
Don't you want to be surprised? (;

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I want to know. Spoilers get me excited.

jt said:

Nov 12, 2011 @ 09:52 pm
weirdo said:
Hi Smile
----
watcha doin??

--

Just sitting in a chair at my aunts house while my cousins r on the computer & the adults just finished watching the fight. I'm bored. :C

Cenation4ever<3

Live.Love.Learn. said:

*shares hunger in my tummy*
===
how could you be hungry after all this food?! Shock

Voice of reason said:

Oh, lord. Next episode is going to be awesome.

-ps. It's not Rachel.

anons said:

simpleness no1curr tbh

iSarcasticING said:

What? The taskbar?
--
like the thing that has "start" at the bottom left corner.

simpleness said:

Jimmy suggested. The two go into Jimmy's room to discover that Jimmy's ignorant brother is on the lower bunk of the bed in Jimmy's room. "I can't ask my brother to leave or he might suspect something. We have to make codewords.
=====
Faster will be lettuce and harder will be tomato." Jimmy said. "Okay. Sounds good to me." Amy replied. Jimmy and amy go to the top bunk and start. " LETTUCE! TOMATO! LETTUCE! TOMATO! About ten minutes later, Jimmy's brother says "Can you two stop making sandwiches, You are getting mayonnaise all over my bunk."

§urp

Disco.Is.Dead said:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lukp99ePzV1qgf0w3o1_r1_500.jpg
OMG SOMEONE MAKE THESE FOR ME

lovelife said:

Didn't know it was so obvious :/
___

cats out of the bag.

simpleness said:

simpleness no1curr tbh
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Me know

§urp

Keepitreal said:

how could you be hungry after all this food?! Shock
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Because its virtual food. I'm i'm in the real world a hungry ass bitch.

weirdo said:

Just sitting in a chair at my aunts house while my cousins r on the computer & the adults just finished watching the fight. I'm bored. :C
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I'm bored too! I wish I wasn't though Tongue

lovelife said:

Faster will be lettuce and harder will be tomato." Jimmy said. "Okay. Sounds good to me." Amy replied. Jimmy and amy go to the top bunk and start. " LETTUCE! TOMATO! LETTUCE! TOMATO! About ten minutes later, Jimmy's brother says "Can you two stop making sandwiches, You are getting mayonnaise all over my bunk."
___

yuck.

Nileyup said:

Cute icon Husky Wink

Grammar Nazi. said:

Who is nicole...

Keepitreal said:

LOL confessions

Disco.Is.Dead said:

cats out of the bag.
~

Is it bad that I thought inappropriately about his tongue in that gif........

Voice of reason said:

FINN YOU TOOL.

anons said:

i like the gif confessions alot

memi trumps sel said:

Grammar Nazi. said:

Who is nicole...
-
I have no idea

Disco.Is.Dead said:

Who is nicole...
~

The only one I know of on this website is inhumancreations...

Husky said:

Nileyup said:
Cute icon Husky Wink

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Thanks Nileyup! Smile

Keepitreal said:

Is it bad that I thought inappropriately about his tongue in that gif........
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It wasn't doing anything sexual tho

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Because its virtual food. I'm i'm in the real world a hungry ass bitch.
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me too Sad
i could for a pizza right abt now...

Husky said:

Voice of reason said:
FINN YOU TOOL.

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I cannot as I'm reading this. The writers want me to hate him.

karma said:

._.

Disco.Is.Dead said:

It wasn't doing anything sexual tho
~

When someones tongue comes out and I'm reading something about having sex, yes it does...

iSarcasticING said:

"she loses it, beyond pissed that he’s outed her to the entire world, and slaps the shit out of him." rofl

lovelife said:

Who is nicole...
__

probably whoever sent it in...rofl what does it say?

Grammar Nazi. said:

Should I go back to picture confessions?

Disco.Is.Dead said:

Eheh, my mom noticed my sisters love bite before she went out. -dead-

Voice of reason said:

It wasn't doing anything sexual tho
~

When someones tongue comes out and I'm reading something about having sex, yes it does...
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you're my favorite.

WYLMITE♥ said:

What? The taskbar?
--
like the thing that has "start" at the bottom left corner.
----
Yeah that is the Taskbar.
What happened? You can't see it? Which Windows are you using?

Disco.Is.Dead said:

Should I go back to picture confessions?
~

You can do some and some not

anons said:

Should I go back to picture confessions?
--
i really like the gif ones

lovelife said:

no more niley up confessions, im sick of seeing mileys face plastered all over the screen.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

*shares mini reese's*
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yay! me gustan!

Disco.Is.Dead said:

you're my favorite.
~

I love you ;3

Voice of reason said:

"she loses it, beyond pissed that he’s outed her to the entire world, and slaps the shit out of him." rofl
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And at that point, I will throw whatever I am holding at my television and cry for Santana.

iSarcasticING said:

no more niley up confessions, im sick of seeing mileys face plastered all over the screen.
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i'm sick of everyone talking about 1D. *whistles*

Keepitreal said:

Gn do both

karma said:

What'd I miss?

Disco.Is.Dead said:

i'm sick of everyone talking about 1D. *whistles*
~
I'm sick of sale numbers. *kick dirt*

Voice of reason said:

FINN YOU TOOL.

---

I cannot as I'm reading this. The writers want me to hate him.
---
How could he...
And how predictable was Rachel/Kurt. Lol

anons said:

What'd I miss?
--
confessions

Keepitreal said:

Whoever said this? THANK YOU! Like dammmmmn.
http://oceanupconfessions.tumblr.com/post/12726512140

Husky said:

karma said:
What'd I miss?

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1D talk, Glee talk, confession talk

memi trumps sel said:

being sick of mileys face isn't possible

iSarcasticING said:

And at that point, I will throw whatever I am holding at my television and cry for Santana.
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Santana doesn't deserve that kind of rudeness. Finn needs to die. (at least i think it's Finn that outed her)

Nileyup said:

Oh

Voice of reason said:

you're my favorite.
~

I love you ;3
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luk4vlbfdT1r03eggo6_250.gif

iSarcasticING said:

being sick of mileys face isn't possible
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THIS

Keepitreal said:

no more niley up confessions, im sick of seeing mileys face plastered all over the screen.
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Lol irl

iSarcasticING said:

I'm sick of sale numbers. *kick dirt*
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I don't talk about sale numbers. * scratches head*

Voice of reason said:

And at that point, I will throw whatever I am holding at my television and cry for Santana.
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Santana doesn't deserve that kind of rudeness. Finn needs to die. (at least i think it's Finn that outed her)
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I mean, she's a major bitch - but still. You saw what Dave did to Kurt and he never outed him. WTF Finn.

lovelife said:

i'm sick of everyone talking about 1D. *whistles*
__

i rarely ever talk about them actually.

Nileyup said:

Nov 12, 2011 @ 10:02 pm
lovelife said:
no more niley up confessions, im sick of seeing mileys face plastered all over the screen.
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*Shrugs* I cant help im so popular right regina?

Keepitreal said:

OMG husky I saw the cutest husky dog, while cruising to walmart.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

i'm sick of everyone talking about 1D. *whistles*
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I'm sick of glee talk and long ass novels *hums wmyb*

lovelife said:

omg.

memi trumps sel said:

I don't talk about sale numbers. * scratches head*
-
i'm the one who talks about sales #s

anons said:

I'm sick of glee talk and long ass novels *hums wmyb*
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agreed

iSarcasticING said:

I'm sick of glee talk and long ass novels *hums wmyb*
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First time in forever we talk about glee. *chews popcorn*

Keepitreal said:

That lazy moment when you complain about being hungry, but won't get your ass up.

Husky said:

Finn likes to cast judgement upon everyone else but then when it comes to his own poorly calculated actions he's all
"I'm just confused about my feelings"

:moon:
Crying rivers for him each week to be honest.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

some Zarry love from today <33

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lujnhqdiFx1r4hc7vo1_500.jpg

Voice of reason said:

First time in forever we talk about glee. *chews popcorn*
---
I talk about it whenever I'm on. LOL
I'm obnoxious and obsessed like that, but everyone else nawh.

andilovesjerry said:

TOUCHTOUCHTOOUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

Keepitreal said:

iSarcasticING said:
I'm sick of glee talk and long ass novels *hums wmyb*
---
First time in forever we talk about glee. *chews popcorn*
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Doesn't matter if its the first time. If it goes on for more then an hour, its gets annoying. And don't say ignore it. Its annoying scrolling past novels.

Husky said:

Keepitreal said:
OMG husky I saw the cutest husky dog, while cruising to walmart.

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D'awww, you know I love when you see cute dogs sticking out of car windows and you try to get their attention and then their driver awkwardly notices you.

karma said:

1D talk, Glee talk, confession talk

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I don't care for the first two. ._. But thanks for filling me in, Brittany! :3

Husky said:

I only get to talk about Glee when Mary's on, though..

iSarcasticING said:

Doesn't matter if its the first time. If it goes on for more then an hour, its gets annoying. And don't say ignore it. Its annoying scrolling past novels.
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ignore it.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljtdgbU75l1qfdvdi.gif

Voice of reason said:

Finn likes to cast judgement upon everyone else but then when it comes to his own poorly calculated actions he's all
"I'm just confused about my feelings"

:moon:
Crying rivers for him each week to be honest.
---
Like I said, insecure.
As I'm reading this I'm like.. welp there goes every ounce of hope Britt will have for him. It had to be Santana that you messed with. Your life is over. The fandom will rage.

Nileyup said:

Awe thanks Wink lol but i stopped..

Nileyup said:

oh.. I`m mental.

Disco.Is.Dead said:

I wish my mirror could take pictures of me D:

Grammar Nazi. said:

More nileyup confessions.

weirdo said:

omg Shock

lovelife said:

no ones even talking about 1D tho.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

First time in forever we talk about glee. *chews popcorn*
=====
maybe, but the novels are annoying *bites biscuit*

Grammar Nazi. said:

Who here is obsessed with nileyup tbh