Joe Jonas SET NIGHTCLUB MEETING

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Via LipstickJungleRed: Well I met Joe Jonas in Miami FL at SET Nightclub on March 15th. I was in Miami for Spring Break, so of course I was a little starstruck. Now I don’t like him at all due to some of his actions, behavior, and how his body guard treated me and my friends personally. His body guard was a tall guy, tattoos, and looked like a slightly creepy black Mr Clean. He even pushed me out of the way after I got a picture with Joe.

The Jonas Brother himself was walking around acting like he owned the place, same goes for the body guard. He was basically a nobody in that club and he was acting as if he was Justin Bieber or Gods special creation. At this club you can see everything going on even at the VIP! He was with a tall guy with blonde spikey hair, a girl with an afro, and two other girls. They were brunettes and looked hispanic. Also a short guy with brown hair, kind of chubby and introduced himself to my friend as Mike. From what we could tell there was a lot of glasses from drinks on the table.

In my opinion, Joe was making a complete fool of himself and acting like the class clown. Really loving the attention, yanno? The body guard was also getting drunk which I found completely unprofessional. Don’t push me in my fucking Jimmy Choo’s and claim you’re doing your job and then act that way. You’re there for a job not to get drunk Mr Clean. My friends and I forgot all about them and as we were waiting outside for our car, Joe and his ‘entourage’ came out, and he was swearing up a storm. Trying to act like a big shot..

I’m pretty sure he was drunk, but he was calling his friends like ‘pussy fucker’ and then looked at my friend and said ‘You a Jonas Brothers fan? Yeah me either Fuck the Jonas Brothers’ didn’t even give my friend time enough to answer. At this point we were kind of scared to answer. The body guard was already rude in the club, and he was drunk so we didn’t know what he would do next so we kept quiet. All of his friends and the girls he was with during this were laughing at his comments and left in a black SUV together.

Then the next night my friend saw Joe at another club and she said he was acting the same way. It was just a horrible meeting. I thought those boys were christian? I didn’t expect that from him at all. Like he’s too cute to act that way. When he was walking around it was as if he was a life size walking Ken doll. Things I learned about Joe Jonas.. very short in person, rude, needs some meat on the bones, and his body guard is an a-hole.. but other than that, Miami was a fucking good time and can’t wait to get my ass back there again!

Do YOU think this is true?!

  • Sabrina

    And how would you know if they were there or not? Were you there? No. So shut your face.

    Next time, instead of assuming that just because they commented as “anonymous” that they weren’t there, just don’t comment.

    All you’re doing at this point is making yourself look like a bitch hater, which will only get you so far.

    And if you believe all this bullshit that’s being said about Joe, then you obviously aren’t a fan. So why would you bother to read what’s been said about him?

    Haters need to mind their own business, stop trying to find and make up reasons just to hate the guy.

  • damselchelle

    NeleeeV said:
    ” haters gonna hate.

    I have thought about his:

    So ocean up posted another story where a girl says bad things about meeting Joe. She said Joe was rude and that he was drunk and blablabla. The usual. ”
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    Wow. I was unaware that stories of Drunk Joe were considered “the usual”. Gee, I wonder why?
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    ” But I wonder, how come that whenever someone tells a story like that, other people can confirm it’s not true because they were there? But then why do people still believe that one person who claims Joe’s the jerk, while many others say it’s not? ”
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    No other people have disproved this story. They’ve written empty descriptions of encounters with Joe. Thats hardly confirmation.

  • Anonymous

    EXACTLY!

  • Anonymous

    EXACTLY!

  • Jen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM This song fits this bitch about right!

  • Anonymous

    lolling at this girl, I was there and he was so sweet. His bodyguard is a douch, yes not gonna lie. But Joe is friendly!

  • Anonymous

    when a normal guy would have acted like this she would have found it very cool and normal, but when Joe does it she wants to exagerate it and make him look bad.

    tsss girl, attention whore

  • Anonymous

    She’s clearly nothing but an obsessive Justin Bieber fan, since she made the oh-so-intentional “who does he think he is, Justin Bieber?” comment.

    Girl just wants attention.


    i laughed at it so bad. write justin bieber next to God. nice.

  • Anonymous

    She’s clearly nothing but an obsessive Justin Bieber fan, since she made the oh-so-intentional “who does he think he is, Justin Bieber?” comment.

    She is definitelt not a Justin bieber fan.. When she said ‘Who does he think he is, Justin Bieber”? That wasn’t a compliment! She was saying since “supposedly” Justin acts rude out in public too!! There will always be bad stories like this about every celebrity, but its up to us if we believe it or not! Half the “bad” stories about Justin Bieber out there, i dont believe either, and im not even a fan of his!

    Maybe these girls didnt get the attention they were seeking when they were around these celebrities, so they make up these horror stories, cause they feel ignored by them, some of them are just attention seeking girls!!

  • Anonymous

    she’s probably just jealous because Joe didn’t give her the attention she wanted to have.

    girl he’s famous, he has better things to do than spend time on a bitch like you

  • Anonymous

    she was a bit starstruck, yet he’s a nobody to the club.

    yeah sure girl loooooool

  • EarthChild

    Lol at all these anons saying they were there.

  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    EarthChild said:

    Lol at all these anons saying they were there
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    :L My thoughts! Bitches no you wern’t :L

  • Anonymous

    I’m not a fan of Joe, in fact, of none of the Jonas Brothers, however, I think it’s just pathetic when people make up stories like this, when many people can prove it’s not true.

    I was there that night, I took a picture with Joe after she was done (yes I know, I don’t like him, but a photo with a celeb is something cool). Yes Derick was rude, but no, Joe wasn’t. Not at all! He even thanked me.

    And about him walking like he owned it. He is very known there. He’s known in clubs all over Miami, because he does promotion there. So no, he’s not a nobody.

    I’ve seen Joe later in the evening as well, and I don’t know if he was drunk (if he was, not too much then) but he wasn’t the way this girl describes him.

  • Anonymous

    if Joe was so drunk and screamed those things, why isn’t it all over the internet? Right, because it’s not true.

  • Anonymous

    you would think with how people say how Joe is a jerk, there would be photos of him drunk and videos and stories everywhere,

    yet we have such story now and then, while many others say it was a good meeting.

    must say something, no?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    I MET HIM THERE AND HE WAS ANYTHING BUT THE THINGS THE GIRL SAYS!
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    Shut up Bitch, you are just another attetion Whore

  • LynnKkenson

    tsss, something doesn’t sound right.

    I heard however that Joe’s bodyguard is indeed a jerk, but from many fans who met him they only told good meeting stories.

    It’s like the last bad meeting OU posted, also lies, confirmed by many others.

    Joe’s sweet.

  • Anonymous

    doesn’t surprise me how he acted…celebrities like him think they are better thank anybody else.

  • Anonymous

    Joe and his friend Mikey are nothing but party whores with that bodyguard getting drunk along with them. SMH

  • Anonymous

    Why should i believe what this random girl says??
    People exaggerated things and lie.

  • NeleeeV

    haters gonna hate.

    I have thought about his:

    So ocean up posted another story where a girl says bad things about meeting Joe. She said Joe was rude and that he was drunk and blablabla. The usual.

    But I wonder, how come that whenever someone tells a story like that, other people can confirm it’s not true because they were there? But then why do people still believe that one person who claims Joe’s the jerk, while many others say it’s not?

    And another point:

    What if Joe was rude one day? Like you are never rude? It’s not because he’s a celeb, that he can”t get off days!

    So anyone who can explain me why?

  • Anonymous

    Joe and his friend Mikey are nothing but party whores with that bodyguard getting drunk along with them. SMH
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    I love Joe no mather what but i kinda agree with u

  • Anonymous

    So

  • Anonymous

    i have met joe twice and i can admit that his bodyguard is in fact an asshole, but besides that, the two times i met him he was respectful and took his time to meet as many fans as he could. I think this girl was the one who was drunk and maybe yes, something happened with joe’s bodyguard or joe that made her write this, but you can tell by the way she talks that she’s seeking some attention. Sorry, but i can’t take this girl seriously.

  • Anonymous

    if I would have Joe’s family and the way people hate on him even when he does things wrong, I would start not to care as well. After a while, you just give up trying to please everyone.

  • Anonymous

    Derick is indeed a jerk, but I heard as well Joe tries to meet as many fans as possible.

    and even if it’s true. If he was not famous would find this so normal but because He’s Joe Jonas people think it’s the end of the world.

  • Anonymous

    i hate the fact that since Derick is Joe’s bodyguard people is talking shit about Joe… Derick is a an asshole but that’s no reason to get mad at Joe.

  • Anonymous

    So the latest rumour is that Joe’s been working entertainment promotion/booking for the clubs

  • Anonymous

    I’ve heard that Joe, Mikey and the rest of the Wolfpack walk around LA like they own the city. Joe is C list at best and Mikey is, like, T list lol

  • Anonymous

    sad how you all believe one girl when many people, not even fans, say it’s not true. Shows what kind of stupid human you are.

  • Anonymous

    Joe it’s a boy from Jersey that’s why he loves to party so much

  • Anonymous

    All the JOBROS are nice.
    when i met Joe he took his time and stopped to take a picture with me and took the photo for me.
    when i met nick i had problems with my camera and had to take a picture a few times to get it right, i even swore at him (by accident) and he was perfectly fine.

    when i met kevin my friend was crying, and he sat there and held her hand for 5 minutes without looking at the long queue behind us.

    OU stop posting all the bad shit about what they do. post something nice. bad shit is boring now.

  • Anonymous

    Papa J doesn’t care about Joe because_______?????

    because that’s fucking obvious

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 09:32 am
    Anonymous said:
    Why didn’t she or her friends try to film that ? I mean it would of been A VERY GOOD story to sell for TMZ !
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    because it’s not true. Don’t you think anyone would have taped it if he was like that? paps have been trying for ages to film Joe drunk.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve always wondered why fans do want celebrities to be nice and shit ?!!! I mean they singed to sing ya know not to be role models , sweet and nice or whatever !

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Joe can do it himself, he’s an adult but he won’t fire Derick because he thinks he is “his friend”. And tbh i don’t think Joe’s friends would care about him if he wasn’t rich and famous.

    he can’t. Derick has been there on the 2010 american tour as well. Papa J hired him, papa J is the boss over him.
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    Even if Joe could fire him, he won’t. Because as i said, he thinks he’s his friend.

  • classicalmusicplayer

    The girl just wants to show off. Why did it take her so long to post it? Yeah Joe was drinking/drunk but it’s blown up. He was In Miami for spring break, he’s going to drink its the whole point.

    If his drinking/actions where that bad this wouldn’t be the only story. TMZ and E! news would be ALL over it with pics and video.

  • Anonymous

    people expect celebs to be perfect,

    but teens go drunk all the time, they curse, they fight, they get high.

    yet people go crazy on the fact that Joe wasn’t as nice as they wanted him

  • Anonymous

    Papa J doesn’t care about Joe because_______?????

    because that’s fucking obvious
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    Well Ms. Obvious, could explain to me? i really wanna know.

  • Anonymous

    People fight, people kill, people drink all the time and people get high every 5 seconds.

    yet you go crazy over the fact that Joe was maybe not as nice as you wanted him to be. And therefore, you go mad and start hating.

    What’s wrong with you guys?

    Why do you think celebs need to be perfect and don’t to anything normal? You curse, you maybe drink, you maybe even do drugs and you are most likely rude at some times.

    so who are you to judge?

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 09:34 am
    classicalmusicplayer said:
    The girl just wants to show off. Why did it take her so long to post it? Yeah Joe was drinking/drunk but it’s blown up. He was In Miami for spring break, he’s going to drink its the whole point.

    If his drinking/actions where that bad this wouldn’t be the only story. TMZ and E! news would be ALL over it with pics and video.

    THIS! the paps is always trying to find a bad story about Joe, they have tried since forever to see him drunk and all.

    So if it was so bad, we would have seen it already.

  • Anonymous

    Hey bitch, wtf? Who cares if Joe’s bodyguard pushed your J. Choo or step on it. He owned that place so stop spreding this shit!!

  • Anonymous

    Um, Joe is not even worth TMZ or E airing news about him. He aint no Chris Pine or Jeremy Renner. They dont care about Joes has-been ass

  • Anonymous

    This whole story is the huge fail! P.S Joe Jonas never behaves himself as a king or smth, he’s not like that

  • amymakesitrain

    omg what a load of shit. I can imagine drunk Joe being a bit of a prick but she must have been exaggerating, pissed off that she didn’t get to do everything she wanted with a guy who apparently is irrelevant but somehow cool enough to take a picture with and try to meet? lol she was probably just as drunk and only saw/heard what she wanted to. Plus the Justin Bieber plug was a little pathetic, Joe WAS Justin Bieber this time a few years back so that comment was really unnecessary and just made the author of this sham look like more of a twat.

  • lovelife

    humf

  • Anonymous

    Who’s this Chris Pine? Lol irrelevant

  • Anonymous

    i some how doubt this considering he was at a club and stopped to take a picture with you.. and not to mention he smiled people need to stop making up rude stories . they just want to make him seem like an a hole but in reality they are THE sweetest people ever. I’ve met him 5 times ane every time he was nice.

  • Anonymous

    ( I was been sarcastic btw ;) ) IKR like if it was true and he was “really ” a douche to me , i would film him and sell it or just put it on the Internet to take revenge ….!

  • Anonymous

    I bet that girl is a stalker, she tried to get Joe’s attention but he refused her, lol, she should be ashamed of writing this stupid article.

  • lovelife

    HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZAAAAAY

  • JM

    Pretty sure this is more utter bullshit because I’ve seen him multiple times in and out of clubs and not once was he rude or using profanity. His body guard was well mannered as well.

  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    This whole story is the huge fail! P.S Joe Jonas never behaves himself as a king or smth, he’s not like that
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    Your don’t know him.

  • Anonymous

    First : TMZ will take down ANYONE wif they have a good story to talk about even if the star is not that famous xD second : Chris Pine ???? r u fucking serious !!!!!! … I suggest you are a Chris Pine fan and you think he is famous ?! *face palm *

  • Anonymous

    Lol and you suppose to know him, right?

  • Anonymous

    Joe can do it himself, he’s an adult but he won’t fire Derick because he thinks he is “his friend”. And tbh i don’t think Joe’s friends would care about him if he wasn’t rich and famous.

    that’s with all celebs

  • Anonymous

    Joe can do it himself, he’s an adult but he won’t fire Derick because he thinks he is “his friend”. And tbh i don’t think Joe’s friends would care about him if he wasn’t rich and famous.

    he can’t. Derick has been there on the 2010 american tour as well. Papa J hired him, papa J is the boss over him.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get how his body gaurd is an asshole! We can’t expect him to be nice lol if not he’s not doing his job ..
    I met him before he was fine lol

  • Anonymous

    Papa J doesn’t care about Joe because_______?????

  • Anonymous

    I met Joe once when he came to France and I gained so much respect for him for being down to earth , sweet and nice … Honestly I don’t believe what the girl is saying , and to be more honest I really can’t see how I can take her seriously if she mentioned ” justin bieber ” ( I’m not a hater or anything ) I’m sure there are LOT OF other popular stars out there that she could give an example of but she choosed JUSTIN BIEBER ! ( sorry for my English , I’m French )

  • Anonymous

    Why didn’t she or her friends try to film that ? I mean it would of been A VERY GOOD story to sell for TMZ !

  • SubwayToVenus

    he’s too serious and work driven to be a party boy; but i like that about him, he has fun in his own way :)
    -
    Everyone says Nick has a twisted and odd sense of humour, God I love him, despite being so serious, everyone that knows him says he’s really funny, but only when he has to. Lmao. Love him.

  • Anonymous

    Even if some of the story is true, Joe wasn’t really rude, his bodyguard was. The only thing she can say about Joe is about his language. That’s it. The sad part would be him putting down his own bandmates (and brothers). And the fact that he’s tweeting about doing a solo tour in South America makes it kind of look like the three of them together again isn’t working out.

  • l?veislouder

    Lmaoooooooo, I love you.
    And besides, according to Claudia she spends EVERYDAY with her friends and boyfriend, lmao, sure. She’s so stupid and obsessed with you, I wish she would reply to me so I can insult her but she ignores me, lmao.
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    lmao I know! She’s always like “well I’m going off to enjoy MY Friday/Saturday night with my friends and my boyfriend, we’re going to dinner because we have lives, oopsie don’t miss me!” Gurl, you must have some fab friends if they always wanna spend time with you and your man. I don’t know many people whose life goals are to be permanent third wheels. If all the time she spent with those amazing people were true, she wouldn’t be here ever.
    I love that she told me she checks old posts because she isn’t always here so she misses them, but I have no life because I never miss posts. First of all, going back and commenting is creepy, because we know Claudia is gonna leave novels of hate, and why bother if they’re old posts and no one will read them? Because she doesn’t want backlash (my autocorrect wanted to say she doesn’t want baklava, and I cracked up laughing. NO DESSERT FOR CLAUDIA!). But I seem to remember you asking where I was last weekend (I was at drunk karaoke bb, sorry <3); I was gone for the weekend, so clearly I do not spend 24/7 on this site. I SLEEP too, and last I checked, I couldn’t surf the web and sleep at the same time.

  • Anonymous

    But Nick is doing Broadway till July, then he’s rumored to be taking another role in September. He won’t have time. In fact I don’texpect Jonas Bros music till next year.
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    BAHAHA Nick isn’t getting offered any new roles on Broadway. The fact that they can’t even give tickets away to the show he is doing now, indicates he won’t be offered any roles for a long time.

  • SubwayToVenus

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    lmao I know! She’s always like “well I’m going off to enjoy MY Friday/Saturday night with my friends and my boyfriend, we’re going to dinner because we have lives, oopsie don’t miss me!” Gurl, you must have some fab friends if they always wanna spend time with you and your man. I don’t know many people whose life goals are to be permanent third wheels. If all the time she spent with those amazing people were true, she wouldn’t be here ever.
    I love that she told me she checks old posts because she isn’t always here so she misses them, but I have no life because I never miss posts. First of all, going back and commenting is creepy, because we know Claudia is gonna leave novels of hate, and why bother if they’re old posts and no one will read them? Because she doesn’t want backlash (my autocorrect wanted to say she doesn’t want baklava, and I cracked up laughing. NO DESSERT FOR CLAUDIA!). But I seem to remember you asking where I was last weekend (I was at drunk karaoke bb, sorry <3); I was gone for the weekend, so clearly I do not spend 24/7 on this site. I SLEEP too, and last I checked, I couldn’t surf the web and sleep at the same time.
    -
    I bet she’s reading this right now and in two hours she’ll write an essay about how your life is pathetic and hers isn’t. You shouldn’t argue with her anymore, it’s like talking to a damn wall, she makes no sense at all.

  • l?veislouder

    Why should I censor myself to make what I say sound “kind”? I do not have to. It’s not my fault people are stupid enough to actually give a shit about Kevin Jonas. Woops.

    At least you didn’t deny the validity of my statement, though. Kudos.
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    “Giving a shit about someone” isn’t stupid, it’s caring, and everyone deserves someone to care. Yes, even Kevin Jonas.
    I do not believe Kevin is a fatass; that’s a matter of opinion. I think his brothers are more fit than he is, but that doesn’t automatically mean he’s fat, nor does it mean everyone needs to attack him on his weight (which is fine).

  • Anonymous

    Nick is so painfully straight-laced it’s scary, even though he dated a woman almost a decade older than him. He is not party boy material. Kevin is somewhat. Remembere the grinding on Dani pictures from Vegas? Yeah, I think Kevin can get his party on———————————-
    Nick isn’t straight-laced. He has had and been with more girls then Joe. Even Miley and Selena both agreed he was a horrible boy friend. He puts on a good act thats about it. That you stupid ass teenies buy. I would bet my life Nick Jonas is a huge prick in real life!

  • l?veislouder

    I bet she’s reading this right now and in two hours she’ll write an essay about how your life is pathetic and hers isn’t. You shouldn’t argue with her anymore, it’s like talking to a damn wall, she makes no sense at all.
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    lol I know, I really shouldn’t, but it’s too damn easy. She’s so damn hateful and takes everything personally; that’s why she’s so defensive. I don’t believe I (or anyone else) ever asked her a single thing about her life, and yet we know of her boyfriend in the basement, the friends she’s always going out to dinner with, and the amazing life she supposedly has off the Internet that she has all the time in the world to tell us about. I’m surprised she hasn’t told us of any celebrities she may have met on all her outings; you’d think Jelena would make an appearance in her life lol

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Even if some of the story is true, Joe wasn’t really rude, his bodyguard was. The only thing she can say about Joe is about his language. That’s it. The sad part would be him putting down his own bandmates (and brothers). And the fact that he’s tweeting about doing a solo tour in South America makes it kind of look like the three of them together again isn’t working out
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    Just because Joe is still doing solo shows doesn’t mean he isn’t also working on music with his brothers. He would be stupid not to do more shows, and tour places like SA where he obviously has alot of fans.

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    SubwayToVenus said:

    he’s too serious and work driven to be a party boy; but i like that about him, he has fun in his own way :)
    -
    Everyone says Nick has a twisted and odd sense of humour, God I love him, despite being so serious, everyone that knows him says he’s really funny, but only when he has to. Lmao. Love him.
    —-

    yeah, he once said that Joe was the one who stole all his jokes from him.

  • l?veislouder

    Nick isn’t straight-laced. He has had and been with more girls then Joe. Even Miley and Selena both agreed he was a horrible boy friend. He puts on a good act thats about it. That you stupid ass teenies buy. I would bet my life Nick Jonas is a huge prick in real life!
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    Anything negative Miley ever said about Nick came solely from hurt feelings, and was replaced by ten outstanding statements about him. As for Selena, she was only mad because Nick loved Miley and she couldn’t amount to her. That wasn’t Nick’s issue, it was Selena’s insecurity.

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 12:37 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    Why should I censor myself to make what I say sound “kind”? I do not have to. It’s not my fault people are stupid enough to actually give a shit about Kevin Jonas. Woops.

    At least you didn’t deny the validity of my statement, though. Kudos.
    ———
    “Giving a shit about someone” isn’t stupid, it’s caring, and everyone deserves someone to care. Yes, even Kevin Jonas.
    I do not believe Kevin is a fatass; that’s a matter of opinion. I think his brothers are more fit than he is, but that doesn’t automatically mean he’s fat, nor does it mean everyone needs to attack him on his weight (which is fine).
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    Kevin isn’t a fatass. But Nick with his moobs and love handles sure the hell is!

  • Anonymous

    Anything negative Miley ever said about Nick came solely from hurt feelings, and was replaced by ten outstanding statements about him. As for Selena, she was only mad because Nick loved Miley and she couldn’t amount to her. That wasn’t Nick’s issue, it was Selena’s insecurity.
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    Keep telling yourself that honey. That is why Miley dropped Nick for Liam.

  • l?veislouder

    Kevin isn’t a fatass. But Nick with his moobs and love handles sure the hell is!
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    So if he’s not a fatass, why call him that?
    As for Nick, sorry, but I see no moobs, just a built body and nice biceps: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PkGsqyBE6rU/TbCRVSQTHVI/AAAAAAAA-9g/dK7AFkQaIFw/s1600/nick%2Bjonas%2Bbeach%2B5.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 12:41 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    Nick isn’t straight-laced. He has had and been with more girls then Joe. Even Miley and Selena both agreed he was a horrible boy friend. He puts on a good act thats about it. That you stupid ass teenies buy. I would bet my life Nick Jonas is a huge prick in real life!
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    Anything negative Miley ever said about Nick came solely from hurt feelings, and was replaced by ten outstanding statements about him. As for Selena, she was only mad because Nick loved Miley and she couldn’t amount to her. That wasn’t Nick’s issue, it was Selena’s insecurity.

    I can’t with your shit.
    Miley Ray Cyrus has always been a fucking spoiled little cunt. You a seemingly intelligent young woman are just as fucked up in love with her BS as mimi. Miley was ugly as fuck when her and Nick supposedly dated. Their whole relationship was just a PR stunt by Papa Jonas and Skank(Tish Cyrus).
    You and your fucking bullshit about knowing all these people and your BF is really getting old. Are you actually a 40 year old man? Yes you are on here 24/7 just go back and look at different posts. I can guarantee, you’ll have no trouble finding your BS picture and asinine comments all over and at all hours. SMFD

  • Anonymous

    l?veislouder said:
    And yet Joe Jonas, if this is true, is still better than his fatass faggot brother Kevin. I literally wish Kevin would disappear.
    ———
    That’s extremely rude.
    ——
    You mean painfully true.

  • l?veislouder

    You mean painfully true
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    Regardless of validity, there are kinder ways to say it. Or just don’t say anything at all.

  • Anonymous

    this girl is fucking crazy, Joe would NEVER and i do mean Never say that!! but you people will believe anything.. you fools! ….
    i swear the girl who wort this just want attention that’s all.
    JOE JONAS WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    Nick is so painfully straight-laced it’s scary, even though he dated a woman almost a decade older than him. He is not party boy material. Kevin is somewhat. Remembere the grinding on Dani pictures from Vegas? Yeah, I think Kevin can get his party on
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    Yeah, at a gay club. Who would want to grind on him? Everyone knows Dani is with him for the money.

    And beautiful brother-in-law. She hangs out more with Joe and Mikey than she does Kevin.

  • Anonymous

    Nick is so painfully straight-laced it’s scary, even though he dated a woman almost a decade older than him. He is not party boy material

    And there isn’t anything wrong with that. Not every twenty something wants to go out partying every weekend. And that’s fine, just like there isn’t anything wrong with Joe going out and having fun.

    They are two different people so they will have fun in different ways. I don’t get why people want them to be alike.

  • SubwayToVenus

    She used to lol. I had a chance to meet Justin… but I chose to sleep =X lmao. My mom was like “they’re in the city and have an hour free if you wanna go” but I was exhausted, and I would have needed to shower, so I passed and said “next time” lol. I’m not rushing to meet him though; I don’t need Ms. Gomez all in my face with a death stare of “don’t touch my man!” lol.
    lol I really don’t understand her logic, or lack of it. She complains that I “dare to spend my Saturday talking about her,” and then she goes and spends her Saturday night writing rough drafts of my biography! Like… what? haha, she’s so ridiculous. She’d ruin any chance of my biography being a best-seller, with her lack of language skills and sheeeit, so I would never let her pen my novel and try to benefit from my life. Greedy bitch! Tryna make bank on my life! -___- lmao
    -
    Lmaoooooooo, I love you.
    And besides, according to Claudia she spends EVERYDAY with her friends and boyfriend, lmao, sure. She’s so stupid and obsessed with you, I wish she would reply to me so I can insult her but she ignores me, lmao.

  • SubwayToVenus

    Nick will never be a party boy.

  • Anonymous

    l?veislouder said:
    You mean painfully true
    ——–
    Regardless of validity, there are kinder ways to say it. Or just don’t say anything at all.
    ——–
    Why should I censor myself to make what I say sound “kind”? I do not have to. It’s not my fault people are stupid enough to actually give a shit about Kevin Jonas. Woops.

    At least you didn’t deny the validity of my statement, though. Kudos.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt it. It doesn’t seem like Nick’s scene. Plus even though he’s underage, if he wanted to be partying now he could. Age hasn’t prevented any other underage celebs from getting access to clubs, bars and alcohol.

    ——-
    I don’t mean the age is what’s stopping him. I mean he hasn’t gotten to that phase where he wants to rebel yet. I think he think he’s to mature for that. But no on is above it tbh. Maybe he’ll end up like Kevin. Although, I have always felt there is a lot more to Nick than he let’s on so he might be the biggest party animal ever. I could see it tbh.

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    SubwayToVenus said:
    Nick will never be a party boy.
    —-

    he’s too serious and work driven to be a party boy; but i like that about him, he has fun in his own way :)

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, for sure. Joe is rude and drunk. If you say so. Now that’s cool, you just talk about him, everybody does, and he is promoted without even asking.Nobody believes it. And the people who does are stupid. Besides, stop syaing “I was there, it’s not true” : YEAH YOU ALL WERE THERE. STFU, guys, really.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    this girl is fucking crazy, Joe would NEVER and i do mean Never say that!! but you people will believe anything.. you fools! ….
    i swear the girl who wort this just want attention that’s all.
    JOE JONAS WOULD NEVER SAY THAT!!!!!!!!
    ———
    And how, exactly, do you know this? Are you Joe? Do you know Joe Jonas personally? Unless you are Joe or you do know him personally, you’re not qualified to claim that Joe would never say what she said he did.

  • Gentlemens club Miami

    I really appreciate sharing this type of great post because you make some valid points with which I agree and that is a number of inspirational stuff. I want to thank you for this informative read.

  • Anonymous

    This, and she looks fucking happy in the picture, and so does him.
    ————
    ikr?bitch used him, a famewhore smh.

  • Anonymous

    CMILA said:
    fuck u bitch, u’r stupid girl

    Joe Jonas so adorable
    he’s amazing ?
    ——
    WORD

  • JoBrosMyLife

    I won’t believe a bitch, Joe is amazing and so cute, Everybody says that, I won’t believe only a fucking bitch, I’m sure she’s lying. Fuck her and her friends!!!

  • Anonymous

    No creo en absoluto su palabra,me parece una estupides lo que escribio,solo busca llamar la atencion,todos sabemos que joe no es asi,confio en él no en esta estupida que inventa cualquier cosa,y como ya dijieron varios debe ser fanatica de bieber,y como ultimamente los jonas estan llamando mas la atencion que bieber ella busca un conflicto para que se hable mal de él.Lo lamento por ella,Las jonaticas no creemos sus palabras ;)

  • JoBrosMyLife

    f he stops clubbing, drinking, taking girls home every night, I think he & his brothers can get back in the studio together work hard & have a great comeback :/

    __________________________________

    You’re not even sure about that shit you’re saying, So please stfu!!

  • Anonymous

    we ALL know joe drinks, hes allowed to hes over 21. hoenstly let the kid have a good time. ive met joe numerous amounts of times and joe was EVERYTHING EXCEPT RUDE. honestly hes a sweet heart and whoever thinks differently must be insane. (like this girl)

  • Anonymous

    definitely don’t believe this. sounds like she was drunk off her ass.

  • Anonymous

    I believe this and I become more disgusted with Joe every day. He’s basically losing whatever fans he had left. You can’t gain fans by pretending to be a moral, Christian person & then expect them to stand by you when you act like this. And don’t give me that B.S. about “he’s just growing up, everyone does that when they’re his age”. No, you don’t if you’re truly a moral, Christian person!

  • Barb

    Wow! What a jerk – he took time to have his photo taken with you and is rewarded with you posting this junk about him. From what I’ve seen, you could hardly find a nicer guy – he ALWAYS takes time to meet fans, takes photos with them and THANKS them for their time. Too bad you couldn’t appreciate such a genuinely nice person. I don’t believe all the nasty stuff you wrote about him.

  • Anonymous

    Is it a joke, right?. Joe Jonas, is not only a famous, is a PERSON, with feelings … as each person in the world. I do not know if he was drunk or not, but what we do know is that a person!. Not perfect, and if he was drunk, WHAT? WHAT PROBLEM IS WITH THAT? or you are right … thousands of people NOT FAMOUS, drink alcohol get drunk, and nobody says anything. Now, if Joe Jonas, provided CHAOS arm, exaggerate everything. I LOVE JOE JONAS, and what YOU or thousands of people say, NEVER will I care. JOE, YOUR TRUE FANS YOU ARE HERE, AND WE LOVE YOU.

  • Anonymous

    Anything negative Miley ever said about Nick came solely from hurt feelings, and was replaced by ten outstanding statements about him. As for Selena, she was only mad because Nick loved Miley and she couldn’t amount to her. That wasn’t Nick’s issue, it was Selena’s insecurity.
    ————————–

    lmfao and I am sure they told you all this personally. I mean you speak as if you knew their inner thoughts and shit!

    & the person that said something about calling miley fake for her relationship when she was 14.. lmfao really??? because when the same is said about selenas relationships…. all of a sudden its a KNOWN fact lmfao

  • CMILA

    fuck u bitch, u’r stupid girl

    Joe Jonas so adorable
    he’s amazing ?

  • l?veislouder

    lmfao and I am sure they told you all this personally. I mean you speak as if you knew their inner thoughts and shit!
    ———-
    It’s public words, they didn’t need to tell me personally. You can find their statements anywhere.

  • Marii

    JAJAJAJAAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA como me rio , esta puta no tiene otra cosa que hacer de su vida que ensuciar a Joe! Él es joven y si sale en la noche tiene todo el derecho de emborracharse pero es una persona correcta y nunca actuaria de esa manera. Que ganas que cagarla a piñas a esa cpelotudo

  • Anonymous

    HAY SOLOS DOS COSAS QUE UNO PUEDO HACER CREER O NO CREER,YO COMO FAN AUNQUE SE DIFICIL DE ENTENDER LA RELACION FAN-IDOLO ES MAS FUERTE DE LO QUE CREEN UN FAN SABE COMO ES SU IDOLO SABE COMO ACTUARIA NO ES UNA CONEXIÓN CUALQUIERA TODOS TENEMOS LA POSIBILIDAD DE SENTIR UN AURA Y ES UNA PENA QUE PERSONAS ASI SIGAN EXISTIENDO QUERIENDO ARRUINAR REPUTACIONES DE PERSONAS TAN HONORABLES Y SON DE LAS POCAS QUE QUEDAN EN ESTE MUNDO ESPERO QUE NO CREAN EN ESTO, WE LOVE JOE JONAS :)

  • Fuck off Joe J haters!

    Biggest pile of shit I have heard in a long time! Joe loves his fans, and his fans know that. So shut the fuck up.

  • Still Anonymous

    I just can’t take anything about this seriously with all of these Anon comments stating they were there…

    Hello Joe! Glad to see you found this post :D

    Not saying I believe anyone either way, but obviously the girl who was in this picture was there (whether her story was exaggerated or not). And I highly doubt the other people who actually WERE there patrol OceanUp like that, so I DON’T believe all of these random anons all of a sudden coming forth. IDK, if I meet Joe, i’ll just let you all know how it goes.

  • Still Anonymous

    Too many damn anons…

    SIGN IN BITCHES… or prepare not to be taken seriously lol.

    How all of a sudden, do all of these “witnesses” have an account?!

    I’m sorry, it’s still bothering me as I read more & more anon comments.

  • classicalmusicplayer

    I met him when I was 13, and at 15 we joked that we would get married if we weren’t with anyone by the time we were 30. this past summer, we saw each other at a party after a while of not really even speaking (his girlfriend of three years didn’t like me), and we talked about us, about when we were 13 and wanted to date then, and I asked him what he thought of us dating like we wanted to all those years ago, and he said, “honestly Dani, I think we could work. I think we could really last.” and I honestly feel the same way. We’re not getting married now, or anytime soon, but like you said, when you know, you just know :)

    —-///–/

    Aw that’s so sweet like a fairytale :-)

  • classicalmusicplayer

    Stop what? It’s not closing July 1, especially since Rob Bartlett is signed until Labor Day, which is in August. I don’t know why that calls for a “just stop please.”

    —-///–/

    Plus H2$ just had audition for equity chorus replacement and principle understudy’s with a pay increase in September. So I don’t think it’s closing any time soon. Nick Jonas won’t be in it but it is not closeing.

  • Anonymous

    Um, _Joebitch is Jerseygirl

  • Laura

    I’M SURE HE’S NOT LIKE THIS STUPID DESCRIPTION!!!! she’s just a girl that needs attention, if you believe this, you REALLY don’t know Joe Jonas ¬¬

  • Anonymous

    sorry Joe, but I believe this girl :/
    Joe has been going to a lot of clubs. Get your ass back in the recording studio before you tarnish & ruin your image!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    The whole thing reeks of bitterness. So he was kind enough to have his picture taken with her so why then the drop in temperature? I think she came on to him and he knocked her back ….. silly bitch is probably nursing a bruised ego.

  • Anonymous

    Joe, when is your vacation over? STOP partying so hard! This is the time to make your career not break it! Slowly, but surely your image & career is tarnishing!

  • Anonymous

    Slowly and surely your image & career is tarnashing!

    ————————

    Sweetie, that shipped alreadt sailed a long time ago

  • Anonymous

    If he stops clubbing, drinking, taking girls home every night, I think he & his brothers can get back in the studio together work hard & have a great comeback :/

  • Me

    Lies, lies… she want’s attetion. that’s it ;)

  • Anonymous

    C’mon really bitch? Joe would never do that to a fan, why? because he is a gentlemen, you just need attention and doing this things would not help you, WE LOVE JOE AND WE BELIEVE IN HIM.

  • Anonymous

    JOE YOU ARE DISGUSTING!

  • Anonymous

    lying bitch!!

  • Anonymous

    To all these people that say they have met him many times, was it when he was really drunk? Was his BG drunk? Was it in a bar where all the atmosphere was nuts?

  • l?veislouder

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 01:42 pm
    Anonymous said:
    LoveisLouder, since you know Nick, can you find out if there is truth to the Luner On Theater post that How to Succeed in Business will close in July and Nick’s moving over to Jersey Boys?
    ———–
    “How to Succeed” is definitely not closing in July. I haven’t heard anything about “Jersey Boys” though. That would be ironic, to say the least, though lol

  • justmebabe

    Why do people believe Joe won’t get drunk or won’t act rude under alcohol effects? He’s already 22 years old and he’s allowed to get a beer all by his own, you know? This whole ‘he won’t get drunk because he’s Joe Jonas.’ gets a little annoying now. The question is WHAT IF HE WAS DRUNK AND ACTING A BIT RUDE UNDER ALCOHOL EFFECTS? Exactly. I don’t even care, he’s free to do anything he wants. He knows how to handle the whole situation himself, leave him alone for once. Some of you need to grow up, you only see him as JOE JONAS FROM THE JONAS BROTHER, THE MOST KIND AND PERFECT GUY ON EARTH, it’s immature. How about you taking Joe just the way he is? Just Joe…

  • Anonymous

    loveislouder thinks she knows everything,stfu you’re on here more than me I see you on every post I go on and I dont even go on all of them and you’re probably an old maid who is 40 and living in your mother’s basement

  • l?veislouder

    Your Engaged?!? Wow. I’m 19 as well and can’t imagine getting married for years. But I guess if you meet the one there’s no need to wait. Congrats though!
    ———–
    I met him when I was 13, and at 15 we joked that we would get married if we weren’t with anyone by the time we were 30. this past summer, we saw each other at a party after a while of not really even speaking (his girlfriend of three years didn’t like me), and we talked about us, about when we were 13 and wanted to date then, and I asked him what he thought of us dating like we wanted to all those years ago, and he said, “honestly Dani, I think we could work. I think we could really last.” and I honestly feel the same way. We’re not getting married now, or anytime soon, but like you said, when you know, you just know :)

  • Anonymous

    Well fuck you .
    Justin Bieber?
    Seriously?!
    Justin Bieber is a dick.
    You saying that if he would do it, it was okay?
    I think you were just drunk, and you should go to a mentel hospital.

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 01:56 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 01:42 pm
    Anonymous said:
    LoveisLouder, since you know Nick, can you find out if there is truth to the Luner On Theater post that How to Succeed in Business will close in July and Nick’s moving over to Jersey Boys?
    ———–
    “How to Succeed” is definitely not closing in July. I haven’t heard anything about “Jersey Boys” though. That would be ironic, to say the least, though lol
    ————–
    I thought htsib was always due to end on july 1st. just stop please

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 02:00 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Well fuck you .
    Justin Bieber?
    Seriously?!
    Justin Bieber is a dick.
    You saying that if he would do it, it was okay?
    I think you were just drunk, and you should go to a mentel hospital.
    ———————
    IA!

  • l?veislouder

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 01:59 pm
    Anonymous said:
    loveislouder thinks she knows everything,stfu you’re on here more than me I see you on every post I go on and I dont even go on all of them and you’re probably an old maid who is 40 and living in your mother’s basement
    ——————-
    lol that makes total sense. I go on them but I don’t go on them. okay… lol. and my mom doesn’t have a basement, so no.

  • Anonymous

    How to Succeed” is definitely not closing in July. I haven’t heard anything about “Jersey Boys” though. That would be ironic, to say the least, though lol

    It’s all posted here
    http://chrisluner.wordpress.com/2011/09/02/luner-rumor-nick-jonas-plans-to-star-in-how-to-succeed-in-business/

  • Julia

    Ive met Joe twice and he has been nice each time …maybe he didn’t like the girl – I dont no why? maybe because she’s an attention seeking whore?

  • l?veislouder

    I thought htsib was always due to end on july 1st. just stop please
    ————
    Stop what? It’s not closing July 1, especially since Rob Bartlett is signed until Labor Day, which is in August. I don’t know why that calls for a “just stop please.”

  • Anonymous

    How to Succeed” is definitely not closing in July. I haven’t heard anything about “Jersey Boys” though. That would be ironic, to say the least, though lol

    Oops wrong link i mean this one

    http://chrisluner.wordpress.com/2012/03/21/luner-rumor-nick-jonas-to-star-in-jersey-boys-on-broadway/

  • Anonymous

    Loveislouder is such a troll…

  • l?veislouder

    No but you being on here all hours of the day and night and buddying up to any little girl that agrees with you, would make sense for a sick lonely old man.
    ———-
    It would also make sense for a social person who is thrilled to find that not every anon on the Internet is crazy, biased, and hateful.

  • l?veislouder

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 02:05 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Loveislouder is such a troll…
    ———–
    You spelled “angel” wrong :D

  • Anonymous

    It’s not closing July 1, especially since Rob Bartlett is signed until Labor Day,

    Just because someone is signed doesn’t mean a show can’t close though. Harry Connick Jr was signed on to star in On A Clear Day for a lot longer and the show closed in a few weeks.

    Signing people just keeps them from signing on to another show, but it doesn’t guarantee a show will continue.

  • Anonymous

    yeah, he once said that Joe was the one who stole all his jokes from him.
    ————————-
    Only the lame ones that nobody laughs at. Anything truly funny Joe has ever said in an interview or done in a live chat, was done on the fly, total on the spot thinking. He never stole anything for Nick, except for all the girls Nick has ever liked. But that was because they didn’t like Nick to begin with!

  • Anonymous

    So if he’s not a fatass, why call him that?
    As for Nick, sorry, but I see no moobs, just a built body and nice biceps: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PkGsqyBE6rU/TbCRVSQTHVI/AAAAAAAA-9g/dK7AFkQaIF
    —————————–
    Try posting a picture where Nick arms aren’t up! SO his body isn’t being stretched out. And he does have love handles in the first picture. Plus he is so fucking ugly who cares if he if fat or not!

  • l?veislouder

    Keep telling yourself that honey. That is why Miley dropped Nick for Liam.
    ———-
    She dropped Nick because she didn’t want to go back to that. It was a young relationship, and she was ready to move forward. That doesn’t mean she holds anything against him from their time together. He was a good boyfriend for her 14-15 year-old-self, not for her 16-19 and on year-old self. People can be good to you, and not good for you. When you understand that, you’ll be one step closer to understanding love. Right now, you don’t seem to have the slightest clue.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ———
    lol I know, I really shouldn’t, but it’s too damn easy. She’s so damn hateful and takes everything personally; that’s why she’s so defensive. I don’t believe I (or anyone else) ever asked her a single thing about her life, and yet we know of her boyfriend in the basement, the friends she’s always going out to dinner with, and the amazing life she supposedly has off the Internet that she has all the time in the world to tell us about. I’m surprised she hasn’t told us of any celebrities she may have met on all her outings; you’d think Jelena would make an appearance in her life lol
    -
    Lmaoooo, whatever helps Claudia sleep at night.

  • l?veislouder

    Try posting a picture where Nick arms aren’t up! SO his body isn’t being stretched out. And he does have love handles in the first picture. Plus he is so fucking ugly who cares if he if fat or not!
    ————
    lol he’s got no love handles at all, Hun, sit down. And appearance is a matter of opinion, and I happen to think Nick is handsome. So I guess your statements are invalid :)

  • SubwayToVenus

    ————————-
    Only the lame ones that nobody laughs at. Anything truly funny Joe has ever said in an interview or done in a live chat, was done on the fly, total on the spot thinking. He never stole anything for Nick, except for all the girls Nick has ever liked. But that was because they didn’t like Nick to begin with!
    -
    LMAO, jealous Joe stan who hates on Nick’s flawless ass.

  • SubwayToVenus

    Nick isn’t straight-laced. He has had and been with more girls then Joe. Even Miley and Selena both agreed he was a horrible boy friend. He puts on a good act thats about it. That you stupid ass teenies buy. I would bet my life Nick Jonas is a huge prick in real life!
    -
    Too bad Miley never said Nick was a bad boyfriend.

  • Anonymous

    Who’s this Chris Pine? lol irrelevant

    ———————-

    Capt Kirk on the new Star Trek movies. He is a fine piece of ass

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Um, Joe is not even worth TMZ or E airing news about him. He aint no Chris Pine or Jeremy Renner. They dont care about Joes has-been ass
    ——————————–
    So that’s why E!News and TMZ actually talk about him and his brothers. Joe is obviously relevant so shut your fucking asshater full of shit mouth.

  • Anonymous

    I see the Joe stans from Twitter are out in full force today.

    @_Joebitch is about as pathetic as they come. Find something new to obsess over, little girl.

  • Anonymous

    I was there! Joe was soooo nice! hahaha I was in Miami with my entire sorority for Spring Break he was just trying to have a good time, but he wasn’t rude to anyone (unless you were being a ho and trying to get all up on him if you know what i mean!)

    the body guard wasn’t drunk …

  • Anonymous

    She dropped Nick because she didn’t want to go back to that. It was a young relationship, and she was ready to move forward. That doesn’t mean she holds anything against him from their time together. He was a good boyfriend for her 14-15 year-old-self, not for her 16-19 and on year-old self. People can be good to you, and not good for you. When you understand that, you’ll be one step closer to understanding love. Right now, you don’t seem to have the slightest clue.
    —————————
    I do understand love. I also understand when a guy is a douche bag. You are obviously young and naive, so you still believe in the made up DISNEY image of Nick Jonas. When you are older, or when Nick Jonas quits being a fakeass bitch you will understand lots of things!

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad y’ll guys are not buying on this bullsh*t

  • lovelife

    SubwayToVenus would be having a field day if she was on right now.

  • lovelife

    SOO who likes hockey?

  • Anonymous

    Only the lame ones that nobody laughs at. Anything truly funny Joe has ever said in an interview or done in a live chat, was done on the fly, total on the spot thinking. He never stole anything for Nick, except for all the girls Nick has ever liked. But that was because they didn’t like Nick to begin with!
    -
    LMAO, jealous Joe stan who hates on Nick’s flawless ass.
    ———————————–
    I hate all the Jonas Brothers. But Nick I hate the most. Because he is a fake punk!

  • Anonymous

    Th girl probably wanted something more and he turned her down

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    oh god.
    there’s a lot of jonas haters on here tonight.

  • xopretty00

    BAHAHA Nick isn’t getting offered any new roles on Broadway. The fact that they can’t even give tickets away to the show he is doing now, indicates he won’t be offered any roles for a long time.

    ———
    How to Succeed made $812,618 last week and filled 87.8% of it’s seats. It was the 10th highest grossing show last week and made above the average gross of $766,768. I don’t know where you got this false free tickets info but it’s bogus. In the future please check your facts before commenting.
    http://broadwayworld.com/grosses.cfm?sortby=gross&orderby=desc
    P.S. It’s not just about the commercial success. Nick is getting great reviews from critics and fans alike.

  • l?veislouder

    I do understand love. I also understand when a guy is a douche bag. You are obviously young and naive, so you still believe in the made up DISNEY image of Nick Jonas. When you are older, or when Nick Jonas quits being a fakeass bitch you will understand lots of things!
    ———-
    lol, I’m 19, engaged, and I know Nick. Try again, hun, because you do not know me.

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    Anonymous said:
    yeah, he once said that Joe was the one who stole all his jokes from him.
    ————————-
    Only the lame ones that nobody laughs at. Anything truly funny Joe has ever said in an interview or done in a live chat, was done on the fly, total on the spot thinking. He never stole anything for Nick, except for all the girls Nick has ever liked. But that was because they didn’t like Nick to begin with!
    —–

    At the end of the day Nick is funny in his own right.

  • Anonymous

    I see Miley stans are trying to re-write history. She is the one who broke up with Nick, so dont blame him if she cant handle the shit she pulled 5 years ago

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 12:53 pm
    Anonymous said:

    I see the Joe stans from Twitter are out in full force today.

    @_Joebitch is about as pathetic as they come. Find something new to obsess over, little girl.
    ————————-
    If she is so pathetic then why are you creeping on her twitter? Maybe you are little obsessive and pathetic ya think?

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    laughing at how people are so quick to judge someone they don’t even know. that’s really stupid and immature.

  • Anonymous

    I heard he was hitting the bottle alot lately and dabbling in drugs because he is jealous of nicks skyrocketing career. This just proves that he HAS changed. ‘fuck the jonas brothers’ lol yeah because its all he is worth. Joe JOnas by himself is nothing.

  • Anonymous

    SubwayToVenus said:

    ——
    lmao I know! And then she leaves me long novels about my life (bitch, I know my life already, I’ve lived it) and adds little editor’s notes (bitch, I didn’t ask for your opinion or assumption on my thoughts in those moments). She’s telling me how proud I supposedly am for my mom dating Justin Bieber’s bodyguard -____- that was just a fact I mentioned, not something I thought I deserved a medal for lmao. And she says the same insults over and over again. Like bitch, get a dictionary, and then come talk to me. If you wanna write a book about my life, you gotta educate yourself first. Oh, and I get all the profits! muahahaha xD
    -
    Your mom is dating Justin’s bodyguard? have you met Justin? haha- I know she’s a stupid bitch, I bet by tonight she’ll post long ass novels “hahaha you has no life i am not here and you talks about me oppsie what a demented bitch”
    ———–
    XD hi loveislouder i was the Anon Bitch who was with you yesterday during Claudia’s creeping lmfao

  • xopretty00

    Anonymous said:

    So if he’s not a fatass, why call him that?
    As for Nick, sorry, but I see no moobs, just a built body and nice biceps: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PkGsqyBE6rU/TbCRVSQTHVI/AAAAAAAA-9g/dK7AFkQaIF
    —————————–
    Try posting a picture where Nick arms aren’t up! SO his body isn’t being stretched out. And he does have love handles in the first picture. Plus he is so fucking ugly who cares if he if fat or not!

    ——-
    Really? Because I see sexiness. I guess beauty really is relative. :)

  • Anonymous

    ?veislouder said:

    I do understand love. I also understand when a guy is a douche bag. You are obviously young and naive, so you still believe in the made up DISNEY image of Nick Jonas. When you are older, or when Nick Jonas quits being a fakeass bitch you will understand lots of things!
    ———-
    lol, I’m 19, engaged, and I know Nick. Try again, hun, because you do not know me.
    ————————–
    You are 19 and engaged? But yet I see you on Ocean Up 24/7. Tell me something I believe.

  • l?veislouder

    XD hi loveislouder i was the Anon Bitch who was with you yesterday during Claudia’s creeping lmfao
    ——–
    hi hun, how are you? I hope Claudia’s disgusting English skills and even more disgusting attitude didn’t frighten you (or lower your IQ haha)

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    Mar 25, 2012 @ 12:53 pm
    Anonymous said:

    I see the Joe stans from Twitter are out in full force today.

    @_Joebitch is about as pathetic as they come. Find something new to obsess over, little girl.
    ————————-
    If she is so pathetic then why are you creeping on her twitter? Maybe you are little obsessive and pathetic ya think?
    ————————-
    You don’t have to “creep” it when people are talking about her brand of crazy. It’s blindingly evident.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    I heard he was hitting the bottle alot lately and dabbling in drugs because he is jealous of nicks skyrocketing career. This just proves that he HAS changed. ‘fuck the jonas brothers’ lol yeah because its all he is worth. Joe JOnas by himself is nothing.
    ————————-
    How is Nicks career skyrocketing? Being in a Broadway musical does not skyrocket a career! Ask Mario Lopez.

  • l?veislouder

    You are 19 and engaged? But yet I see you on Ocean Up 24/7. Tell me something I believe.
    ———–
    lol and another one! I’m not on here 24/7. I sleep, I work, and I hang out with friends. However, like Facebook, twitter, tumblr, and FML, I check OceanUp daily. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a life, it means I have sites I check frequently, and a smartphone helps you do that.

  • Anonymous

    You don’t have to “creep” it when people are talking about her brand of crazy. It’s blindingly evident.
    ——————————
    No it don’t she stated her opinion on HER twitter account. If she is sooo crazy way do they follow her then? But still you are using Ocean Up so that doesn’t give you a right to judge anybody as crazy!

  • xopretty00

    Btw to the people talking about Selena and Miley commenting badly about Nick. Do you honestly expect a girl, between the ages of 16-19 especially, to speak highly of her ex? I don’t know what kind of boyfriend Nick was but, honestly, even if he had been the sweetest guy in the world, a heartbroken girl won’t say anything kind. That’s why sometimes Miley and Selena said he was sweet and sometimes they bashed on him. They bashed on him when they were hurt. And, come on, if both of them got back together with him and took forever to get over him, he must have been doing something right.

  • Anonymous

    l?veislouder said:

    XD hi loveislouder i was the Anon Bitch who was with you yesterday during Claudia’s creeping lmfao
    ——–
    hi hun, how are you? I hope Claudia’s disgusting English skills and even more disgusting attitude didn’t frighten you (or lower your IQ haha)
    —–
    lol i really don’t wanted that hoe start to bash Panda only cuz my comment :( it would make me feel bad tbh but i would kick her ass then :) hahaha i was right she only reads the comments who are favorable to her – oopsie too bad delusional Claudia

  • Anonymous

    lol and another one! I’m not on here 24/7. I sleep, I work, and I hang out with friends. However, like Facebook, twitter, tumblr, and FML, I check OceanUp daily. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a life, it means I have sites I check frequently, and a smartphone helps you do that
    —————————–
    For someone who is engaged and works, you sure are on the interent alot. If I were you I’d be checking on my boyfriend frequently. I wouldn’t be giving two shits about Nick Jonas’ ugly ass. But I highly doubt anything you come on here and say about yourself is true!

  • Anonymous

    Nick isn’t fake. Kevin isn’t fat. Joe is something on his own. If you’re here to hate on the Jonas Brothers you obviously have a problem. Ignore them if you don’t like ‘em. You truly have no life if the only thing you can do is send hate comments.

  • l?veislouder

    lol i really don’t wanted that hoe start to bash Panda only cuz my comment :( it would make me feel bad tbh but i would kick her ass then :) hahaha i was right she only reads the comments who are favorable to her – oopsie too bad delusional Claudia
    ———
    lol no, she won’t bash Panda just because you say she’s prettier than Selena, only if Panda challenges her. Claudia would probably be jealous at how pretty she is though. But yes, she is pretty delusional. I guess that’s why she calls everyone else delusional haha

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    lol and another one! I’m not on here 24/7. I sleep, I work, and I hang out with friends. However, like Facebook, twitter, tumblr, and FML, I check OceanUp daily. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a life, it means I have sites I check frequently, and a smartphone helps you do that
    —————————–
    For someone who is engaged and works, you sure are on the interent alot. If I were you I’d be checking on my boyfriend frequently. I wouldn’t be giving two shits about Nick Jonas’ ugly ass. But I highly doubt anything you come on here and say about yourself is true!
    —–
    And what she does with her life it’s your business because…?…and it’s your decition what you would do with your boyfriend, she’s engaged she doesn’t need to hump him 24/7…and it’s her money she msut be something right to have internet anyway

  • Anonymous

    Joe stans being such hypocrits demanding we respect Joe, yet they are trashing Nick and Kevin all the time

  • l?veislouder

    For someone who is engaged and works, you sure are on the interent alot. If I were you I’d be checking on my boyfriend frequently. I wouldn’t be giving two shits about Nick Jonas’ ugly ass. But I highly doubt anything you come on here and say about yourself is true!
    ————-
    I bartend/waitress a few nights a week, so I’m free to be here when I’d like, and I have no reason to frequently check on my fiancé* since I trust him. You may lack trust and would check up on your significant other frequently, but I don’t have to. And who I “give two shits about” is my business and has nothing to do with my fiancé. But you probably wouldn’t know anything about that.

  • l?veislouder

    And what she does with her life it’s your business because…?…and it’s your decition what you would do with your boyfriend, she’s engaged she doesn’t need to hump him 24/7…and it’s her money she msut be something right to have internet anyway
    ———-
    Thank you, doll :)

  • Anonymous

    @loveislouder quit acting like you know nick and Miley girl please

  • classicalmusicplayer

    lol, I’m 19, engaged, and I know Nick. Try again, hun, because you do not know me.

    —-///–/

    Your Engaged?!? Wow. I’m 19 as well and can’t imagine getting married for years. But I guess if you meet the one there’s no need to wait. Congrats though!

  • Anonymous

    Why dont we ever hear rude stories about Nick or Kevin?

  • lovelife

    Why dont we ever hear rude stories about Nick or Kevin?
    ___

    Because they dont party like Joe, hes an easy target.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    Why dont we ever hear rude stories about Nick or Kevin?


    because they see kevin as unimportant and Nick as a little saint

  • Anonymous

    SmellsLikeTeenSpirt said:

    This whole story is the huge fail! P.S Joe Jonas never behaves himself as a king or smth, he’s not like that
    —–
    Your don’t know him.
    ————
    Neither do you to believe what some random girl writes about him.

  • Anonymous

    Chris Pine hahahaha who the hell is he and why are you talking about him on the Joe’s post? GTFO

  • lovelife

    so who runs this place now? like which user is the HBIC?

  • lovelife

    someone talk.

    you guys dont have to stay on topic ya know

  • lovelife

    -___- to all of you

  • Anonymous

    I can’t believe what short memories people have! In 2008, the Jonas Brothers were as big, if not bigger than Justin Bieber. So, I don’t know if this girl’s story is true or not but it is ridiculous to deny that Joe Jonas is an A list star. Sorry haters.

  • Anonymous

    A list star! Exactly! Which means he should be carefull with some random bitches who always there to stalk his sexy ass and then post stupid articles on OceanUp. P.S OceanUp, you act like … Fug

  • Anonymous

    This topic is boring. Joe is a sweetheart and this is matter to me. His bguard is a jerk tho

  • Anonymous

    Ha joe tweeted about it!

  • lovelife

    woah someones comment just got deleted.

    SNAP

  • Anonymous

    Cut the fucking bullshit with “I was there” I’m sure if half of you are over 21 and at the clubs; you’re not fucking on OU standing up for this clown. Joe has issues, and if you can’t tell then you’re fucking insane. She didn’t ask for people to send this into OU. I’m sure she doesn’t even know what the hell this site is. She wrote it on her tumblr and all of you are making a big deal and judging her. So yeah all of Joe Stan’s….. You weren’t there, and if you were, everyone would of known about him being there without the promotion pictures coming out. Get over yourselves

  • Anonymous

    Hey guys, Joe just tweeted about this:
    joe jonas ? @joejonas
    people will make up the funniest lies to have someone pick up there stories… i love my fans

    So this chick needs to find somewhere else to make up shit about Joe.

  • Anonymous

    @joejonas “people will make up the funniest lies to have someone pick up there stories… i love my fans”

  • Anonymous

    Like Joe is gonna admit to this story being true. That tweet of his was a joke just like he is lol

  • classicalmusicplayer

    @joejonas “people will make up the funniest lies to have someone pick up there stories… i love my fans”

    —-///–/

    Oh Snap. I love that Joe fights back. Lol

  • damselchelle

    Anonymous said:
    She’s clearly nothing but an obsessive Justin Bieber fan, since she made the oh-so-intentional “who does he think he is, Justin Bieber?” comment.

    Girl just wants attention.

    —————————————–

    Her liking towards Bieber is highly irrelevant. She was making a point by emphasizing how little known Joe is compared to Justin Bieber. On a scale of Unknown to Famous, he aint no Justin Bieber. Her point was made. Accept it.

  • Anonymous

    She’s clearly nothing but an obsessive Justin Bieber fan, since she made the oh-so-intentional “who does he think he is, Justin Bieber?” comment.

    Girl just wants attention.

  • Anonymous

    Totally agree with you!

  • Anonymous

    Ya joe you really loooove your fans! That’s why you denied pics and made derick send away only a handful of fans.

    He’s so fake

  • Anonymous

    He’s so fake

    ————-

    He really is. Once again he has gotten into a mess by being a little arrogant bitch and now he thinks a little tweet will save his ass. It might work, that is until he screws up again, which will probably be tomorrow haha

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Ya joe you really loooove your fans! That’s why you denied pics and made derick send away only a handful of fans.

    He’s so fake
    ——————————-
    It says so the fakest bitch in the room? trololol get a life.

  • Anonymous

    Hey anon stop acting like you are the smartest ass out here! You came into the wrong place, we LOVE Joe and gonna stand for him no matter what, so please, desappear with your fucking oppinion.

  • jerseygirl

    Never underestimate the lengths people will go to to get attention. It’s so easy to write lies on the internet.

    I’ve met Joe and he’s a sweetheart. Even if he was having a bad day, IDT he would act the way she’s describing. He’s not stupid.

  • kristin6410

    Joe looks sooo cute. Im so sure joe was so mean . He wouldnt of taken a pic with her if he was -.-

  • Anonymous

    LOL!

  • starrstruck

    well duh you gon meet a jonas brothers at a club wtf you think they gon do sit there and pray. nah they gon party duh and you already expect that from Joe. Joe LOVES himself. he can be an ass and he can be sweet. they just caught him at a wrong time. Tipsy as FUCK. but the body guard part. like idk how that came to be. like drinking and shit on the job. nah dude gtfo. if you gon guard a fcukin jonas brother you better be sober as fuck cuz once you get out some sober teens outside the club might pass by and be all up on that bitch. like have your guards up. you never know. but overall like Joe is a sweetheart and all but shit hes in MIAMI trick…at a club. fuck yall he’s gon have a good time. holla atcha boy hahahha. Love you Joe Jonas. =D

    get at me @starrstruck yeeee

  • kristin6410

    And not all jersey ppl are like jersey shore jeez #jersey girl problems

  • SubwayToVenus

    JOE JUST TWEETED :) I KNEW SHE WAS JUST A LYING WHORE.

  • Anonymous

    LOL!!”Joe was rude”?? Yet he was nice enough to stop and take a picture with you. “He was a nobody in the club.” Yet you an your friends went up to ask him for a picture. And you’re both all smiles in the pic. Hahaha so many contradictions!! Not even going to mention the Beiber comment.

  • Anonymous

    Joe reads AD and OCEANUP. Hi, Joe!

  • xopretty00

    She’s the one who looks drunk in that pic tbh.

  • SubwayToVenus

    OMG jerseygirl is here. :| Yeah I met Joe too, he’s the bestest <3

  • Anonymous

    joe jonas ? @joejonas
    i miss South America… hmmm..

    joe jonas @joejonas
    maybeee i should go there…maybe i should play some shows there?

    :D

  • SubwayToVenus

    JOE ILY, YOUR NAME, FOREVER THE NAME ON MY LIPSSSSS <3 I NEVER BELIEVED THIS BITCH.

  • Anonymous

    @starrstruck i definitely like you girl, follow me @imaginewithjoe2 and Ill follow you back later. P.S don’t mess up with Joe, dolls!

  • Anonymous

    That’s actually Hilarious that’d anyone would believe this f*cking attention wh*re.
    Clearly this isn’t true, stop making up sh*t to seem cool.
    GTFO B*TCH

  • Anonymous

    All these tweets from Joe=damage control

  • Anonymous

    She’s the one who looks drunk in that pic tbh.
    ——-

    lol <3

  • Anonymous

    Why are you calling that girl a whore, Subway?

  • Anonymous

    Sit and pray lmfao that’s just it! Le dead

  • SubwayToVenus

    I feel bad for whoever believed this in the first place, I lost the complete trust with the Jimmy Choo comment, fucking attention whore, your shoes are from Target.

  • jerseygirl

    Yo. HI! I try to avoid this place. But can’t stand to see something posted that’s total bullshit. There are so many inconsistencies in this story, it’s not even funny. Bitter girl is just bitter.

  • Anonymous

    Jerseygirl :O

  • Malu

    first of all, this girl just wants attention.
    Joe is one of the sweatest guy and never treats someone who doesnt deserve like this.
    “…he was acting as if he was Justin Bieber” oh wait, he’s much better than Bieber (that you compared with God…really? wtf?)
    And if he was really drunk, you have nothing to do with this, he’s over 21 and can do whatever he wants with his life, live him alone!
    This girl just wanted him to hook up with her, but he was not interest so she wrote this. You know what? GROW UP.

  • SubwayToVenus

    SubwayToVenus would be having a field day if she was on right now.
    -
    Lol, why??

  • Marie

    LOL joe just tweeted bitch, i knew you were lying. Iv’e met Joe that night and two times before that. Not ONE time has he EVER treated me like that. Joe is one of the sweetest celebs. In fact, they are Christian and they’re parents raised the boys too well for him to treat any fan like this. It’s actually pretty funny what people do for attention. I suggest you get a life. Joe is fucking 23 years old, he can go to a club and get drunk if he wants. Iv’e done it before, WHY CAN’T HE? Leave the boy alone. He’s too beautiful to be treated like this anyway .. Sorry, fangirling moment :$

  • SubwayToVenus

    Yo. HI! I try to avoid this place. But can’t stand to see something posted that’s total bullshit. There are so many inconsistencies in this story, it’s not even funny. Bitter girl is just bitter.
    -
    I’m glad Joe cleared that up. What an attention whore.

  • jerseygirl

    Hi?

  • Anonymous

    Joe might have hinted that he’s playing solo shows? I think, I’m one of the few people that jams to Fastlife every day.

  • jerseygirl

    Anonymous said:

    Joe might have hinted that he’s playing solo shows? I think, I’m one of the few people that jams to Fastlife every day.
    —————-
    Me too. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

    IDC where he plays solo shows; as long as he keeps doing them.

  • NeleeeV

    I LISTEN TO FAST LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY

    I regret nothing

  • SubwayToVenus

    Joe might have hinted that he’s playing solo shows? I think, I’m one of the few people that jams to Fastlife every day.
    —————-
    I hate Fast Life, he needs to drag his ass down to Broadway and get Nick on the damn plane with him if he’s planning on touring.

  • classicalmusicplayer

    I feel bad for whoever believed this in the first place, I lost the complete trust with the Jimmy Choo comment, fucking attention whore, your shoes are from Target.

    —-///–/

    IK right? It seems like a post to show off. I met Joe Jona I went to Miami for spring break, I have Jimmy Choos. Look at me. Blah, blah, blah. I feel like he was rude I feel like it prob bc she was being annoying.

  • jerseygirl

    I’m glad Joe cleared that up. What an attention whore.
    ————-
    People will believe what they want though. Unfortunate. I should stop giving this post more comments so it just dies and goes away.

  • xopretty00

    Anonymous said:

    Um, Joe is not even worth TMZ or E airing news about him. He aint no Chris Pine or Jeremy Renner. They dont care about Joes has-been ass

    ——–
    Honestly, even if he was the most irrelevant guy in the world, TMZ would be all over this. “An ex-disney star having a meltdown and getting drunk.” Not just any disney star, too, a Jonas Brother. That is tabloid gold. Pleas, even the Mitchel Musso DUI a lot of coverage!!

  • Anonymous

    Me too. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

    IDC where he plays solo shows; as long as he keeps doing them.
    —————

    mte.

  • Anonymous

    I hate Fast Life, he needs to drag his ass down to Broadway and get Nick on the damn plane with him if he’s planning on touring.
    ——-

    But Nick is doing Broadway till July, then he’s rumored to be taking another role in September. He won’t have time. In fact I don’texpect Jonas Bros music till next year.

  • Anonymous

    I love how she takes a picture with him and then posts this. And he’s even smiling!! He doesn’t do that too often.

    I don’t believe this for a second. Way to exaggerated.

  • classicalmusicplayer

    I LISTEN TO FAST LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY

    I regret nothing

    —-///–/

    Me too! Joe didnt get the credit he deserved for it bc he’s a JoBro

  • xopretty00

    LOL at the Jimmy Choo comment!Showing off much?

  • Anonymous

    Nick dumped Miley! She didn’t drop him him for Liam!

  • Anonymous

    nonymous said:

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 12:41 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    Nick isn’t straight-laced. He has had and been with more girls then Joe. Even Miley and Selena both agreed he was a horrible boy friend. He puts on a good act thats about it. That you stupid ass teenies buy. I would bet my life Nick Jonas is a huge prick in real life!
    ———
    Anything negative Miley ever said about Nick came solely from hurt feelings, and was replaced by ten outstanding statements about him. As for Selena, she was only mad because Nick loved Miley and she couldn’t amount to her. That wasn’t Nick’s issue, it was Selena’s insecurity.

    I can’t with your shit.
    Miley Ray Cyrus has always been a fucking spoiled little cunt. You a seemingly intelligent young woman are just as fucked up in love with her BS as mimi. Miley was ugly as fuck when her and Nick supposedly dated. Their whole relationship was just a PR stunt by Papa Jonas and Skank(Tish Cyrus).
    You and your fucking bullshit about knowing all these people and your BF is really getting old. Are you actually a 40 year old man? Yes you are on here 24/7 just go back and look at different posts. I can guarantee, you’ll have no trouble finding your BS picture and asinine comments all over and at all hours. SMFD
    —————————-
    Is this directed at LOVEISLOUDER? Because if it is LOL. You know damn well she a is 500 pound obese 15 year old girl engaged my ass!

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 01:17 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Nick dumped Miley! She didn’t drop him him for Liam!
    ————————–
    No! right after Nick visited Miley in Georgia she dumped and took up with Liam.

  • l?veislouder

    I can’t with your shit.
    Miley Ray Cyrus has always been a fucking spoiled little cunt. You a seemingly intelligent young woman are just as fucked up in love with her BS as mimi. Miley was ugly as fuck when her and Nick supposedly dated. Their whole relationship was just a PR stunt by Papa Jonas and Skank(Tish Cyrus).
    You and your fucking bullshit about knowing all these people and your BF is really getting old. Are you actually a 40 year old man? Yes you are on here 24/7 just go back and look at different posts. I can guarantee, you’ll have no trouble finding your BS picture and asinine comments all over and at all hours. SMFD
    ———–
    Calling a 14-year-old ugly and speculating that their relationship was fake, all while having a really bad anger problem, and you think I have issues? lol I have no reason to lie about who I am or my life, but you clearly have some issues you need to deal with.

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 01:21 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    ———–
    Calling at 14-year-old ugly and speculating that their relationship was fake, all while having a really bad anger problem, and you think I have issues? lol I have no reason to lie about who I am or my life, but you clearly have some issues you need to deal with.

    I did call (AT)14 yrold ugly, cause well she was. I showed no anger just a stark statement. Wasn’t it you that always says emotions are hard to decipher on the net?
    Yes I truly do think you have issues and your false confidence is very evident of that. I still think you are starting to sound like an sick old man that enjoys chatting up and or chastising little girls on OU.

  • l?veislouder

    Is this directed at LOVEISLOUDER? Because if it is LOL. You know damn well she a is 500 pound obese 15 year old girl engaged my ass!
    ————-
    118lb, 19-year-old. Nice try though, girl :)

  • Anonymous

    LOL I’ve met Joe and Derick (Mr.Clean) multiple times. Both are the biggest sweethearts unless Derick is doing his job getting hoes like her off of Joe’s dick the whole night. Quit stalking him in the club and get some braces. #DAMNTHATBITCHUGLLYYYYYY

  • Anonymous

    LOL I’ve met Joe and Derick (Mr.Clean) multiple times. Both are the biggest sweethearts unless Derick is doing his job getting hoes like her off of Joe’s dick the whole night. Quit stalking him in the club and get some braces. #DAMNTHATBITCHUGLLYYYYYY

    ——————-

    #DANGYOURSOMAD I’d like to see YOUR picture.
    but yeah ugly or not, this story sounds very true.

  • Anonymous

    I bet all of these anons saying “they were there” and that “they’re no JB fans but they respect them” is actually some Joe obsessed chick wanting to make him look like a Saint.

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    what do i smell… hmm yeah, smells a bit like bullshit.

  • SubwayToVenus

    —-///–/

    IK right? It seems like a post to show off. I met Joe Jona I went to Miami for spring break, I have Jimmy Choos. Look at me. Blah, blah, blah. I feel like he was rude I feel like it prob bc she was being annoying.
    -
    This, and she looks fucking happy in the picture, and so does him. It had to be a Bieber fan, smh.

  • Anonymous

    When she stepped out on Saturday night, Miley Cyrus dazzled in a coral silk chiffon Jenny Packham gown and what looked like a very special accessory – the diamond sparkler she had already revealed on Twitter.

    “I am sooo obsessed with @jennahipp nail foundations!” Cyrus, 19, wrote Thursday in a posting meant to show off her manicure but sure couldn’t disguise that ring on her left hand.

    The sizable rock has generated talk that she and Liam Hemsworth are taking their relationship to the next level and getting engaged. But, are they? Reps did not return requests for comment.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20581671,00.html

    MILEY AND LIAM ARE ENGAGED? LOL

    BY NILEY SHIPPERS!

  • classicalmusicplayer

    When she stepped out on Saturday night, Miley Cyrus dazzled in a coral silk chiffon Jenny Packham gown and what looked like a very special accessory – the diamond sparkler she had already revealed on Twitter.

    “I am sooo obsessed with @jennahipp nail foundations!” Cyrus, 19, wrote Thursday in a posting meant to show off her manicure but sure couldn’t disguise that ring on her left hand.

    The sizable rock has generated talk that she and Liam Hemsworth are taking their relationship to the next level and getting engaged. But, are they? Reps did not return requests for comment.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20581671,00.html

    MILEY AND LIAM ARE ENGAGED? LOL

    BY NILEY SHIPPERS!

    —-///–/

    Why r u posting this on a Jonas Brother post? Post it on a Miley post.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ——

    But Nick is doing Broadway till July, then he’s rumored to be taking another role in September. He won’t have time. In fact I don’texpect Jonas Bros music till next year.
    -
    I prefer to think that they’re going to release the new album by the end of this year and I’d like to believe that they’ll tour next year.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ————
    People will believe what they want though. Unfortunate. I should stop giving this post more comments so it just dies and goes away.
    -
    Don’t leave! Why did you leave the site btw?

  • jerseygirl

    Don’t leave! Why did you leave the site btw?
    —————–
    A bunch of us left because it wasn’t fun anymore. There was so much negative BS being posted and it was really becoming anti-Joe. And he’s the one that alot of us really cared about. A bunch of us still talk on twitter & are now on an LJ Joe community.

  • Anonymous

    I see what you did there Subway. I think Kevin is irrelevant too hahah

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    like if people are going to send in made up shit (which is stupid enough to begin with), why the fuck post the photo where he looks genuinely happy to take the photo? pretty messed up.

  • l?veislouder

    Aw that’s so sweet like a fairytale :-)
    ——–
    :) I should get a fairy tale wedding on E! instead of Kim haha.

  • Anonymous

    If that’s an engagement ring it looks hella cheap.

  • Anonymous

    Dont believe it for one second. i met joe 5 TIMES. he has always been so sweet, and would literally give you the shirt off his back if you needed it. sucks some sluts want attention and make up stories.

  • Anonymous

    you are the luckiest girl on earth. you have seen Joe 5 times!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    This could be true but, then again, there are so many contradictions in her story. And he seems nice enough to take a pic. Maybe the part about him goofing off with his friends and getting drunk is true(just seems a bit exaggerated)but the rude thing doesn’t fit in the story. Also, Joe commented about this on his twitter, which could have been damage control but:
    a)this could give him tons of publicity if it were true
    b)he hasn’t really commented on any other stories and didn’t deny them, which he could have easily done. But i guess, this one is the only one that is not true, therefore he commented on it.
    And I don’t want to judge the girl because I don’t know her but the way she tells the story seem a bit like showing off. It all just seems a bit iffy. But maybe he was just having fun.

  • Anonymous

    Jimmy Choo ho….Why would I spend my time posting stuff like that? You just embarassed yourself in front of the thousands ppl. And that Bieber involving comment sounds like ahh…crap? P.S I love those guys who are jamming FastLife every single day, I’m in da club lol

  • SubwayToVenus

    I see what you did there Subway. I think Kevin is irrelevant too hahah
    -
    LMAO, I love Kevin too! I just think Nick is more relevant to the band.

  • Anonymous

    I was wondering how long it would take for someone to post about Miley in here

  • Anonymous

    I hope Joe didn’t go around the club screaming ‘SWAG’…. Bieber omg that is beyond awkward

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 11:11 am
    ThatboyisaMONSTER said:

    like if people are going to send in made up shit (which is stupid enough to begin with), why the fuck post the photo where he looks genuinely happy to take the photo? pretty messed up.

    ——–

    Couldn’t agree more!!

  • yours truly

    fuck this shit. joe jonas is still fuckin cute. drunk or sober. holla baby. hahha call me….maybe? lol

    she just mad cuz she didnt get dick that night hahaa

  • Anonymous

    hi joe.

  • IbelieveInJoeJ

    i never met joe but i know for sure that this girl is a liar .. can’t u just stop saying shit about teh guy . we know that u r a belieber cuz u compared him to bieber . Joseph is way more better than bieber .

  • jerseygirl

    And I know alot of people think Derick is a douche but fact of the matter is – he’s been working with JB for years. I refuse to believe that he would be getting stinking drunk when he’s working. He’s a grown man for crying out loud and he’s got a job to do. If he’s rude to fans it’s because he HAS to be so Joe doesn’t have to be.

  • Anonymous

    I prefer to think that they’re going to release the new album by the end of this year and I’d like to believe that they’ll tour next year.


    Dont count on it. the guy who posted Nick is taking another broadway job is usually right with his announcements.

  • Jennifer McNiel

    JOe is the sweetest guy i ever had a chance to meet last year.. and if he was drinking… so what….. he’s of legal age to drink… and frankly, if he swears, hey guess what he’s an adult… and his bodygaurd who’s name is Derrick BTW is frankly also one of the nicest guys I’ve met.. he’s cordial to the fans, but makes sure they don’t press their limits…… so mayb ehe felt this girl was being clingy or refused to leave… either way… I don’t believe it could have went down like this at all….. but if it did….. he’s a growns ass adult… and can behave how he chooses, but us TRUE JONAS FANS know this as an over exaggeration of a fan who probably tried to get with him or sleep with him, got turned down and is lashing out…… Joe is humble.. sweet and grateful for all his fans….. so i dont believe this at all!

  • Anonymous

    lmfao! AMEN

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s become such an easy target lately because he’s been partying and stuff but that’s completely natural honestly. I think Nick will be doing it in a few years. As for Kevin, not experiencing this stuff will probably come back and bite him in the ass. He’ll probably hit is middle age crisis, realize he never had any of those stupid experiences and then start to try it out. Only problem is, by then he’ll have a lot more to lose. Your teens and early twenties, are the time to have and make mistakes so you can learn from them in the future. everyone has to go through, even the Jonas Brothers are human believe it or not. And about the middle age crisis thing, I read about that, so I’m not making it up. People who are more rebellious as young adults, tend to have less dramatic mid-life crises. Almost everyone goes through it; some just more serious than others. There’s been research about it and I’ve seen it first hand in family members tbh.

  • SubwayToVenus

    —————–
    A bunch of us left because it wasn’t fun anymore. There was so much negative BS being posted and it was really becoming anti-Joe. And he’s the one that alot of us really cared about. A bunch of us still talk on twitter & are now on an LJ Joe community.
    -
    Yes, I visit many Jonas fan communities too and it’s nicer there tbh.

  • Alicen

    Can we just all analyze the part of the story that says “acting like he owned the place..or was JUSTIN BIEBER OR SOMETHING” really? And btw, everyone is God’s special creation. So just because Joe didn’t take the time to fawn over you, some random girl, doesn’t mean he’s a jerk. Get over yourself.

  • Anonymous

    “things I learned about Joe Jonas… very short in person, rude, needs some meat on the bones, and his bodyguard is an a-hole.”
    There’s only one statement of those that is true…. yes he is very short. Lol who does this girl think she is?? Joe is known for being a completely sweet, genuine guy. I met him looking like a trainwreck because I was so freaking excited but he was still totally great to me. And his bodyguard Derick is also great.
    Funny how someone actually takes the time to write out such crap….

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    people who hate on people really need to get life; there’s more to life than hate and if your wasting your days hating on people all day then you really aren’t living life to the full.

  • l?veislouder

    Subway, I know for sure Claudia was creeping on us last night! xD

  • Anonymous

    And yet Joe Jonas, if this is true, is still better than his fatass faggot brother Kevin. I literally wish Kevin would disappear.

    Joe Jonas is a god. He is perfect. LOOK at him. He has no flaws and anyone who says anything bad about this sweet heart is pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    Joe Jonas is a failure at life.

    *sits back and waits for his stans to attack*

  • SubwayToVenus

    Subway, I know for sure Claudia was creeping on us last night! xD
    -
    Oh my God, I know, what a crazy bitch. We left and bam she was suddenly there. Creepy much?

  • SubwayToVenus

    Joe Jonas is a failure at life.

    *sits back and waits for his stans to attack*
    -
    *sits back and watches how you’re sitting on a chair while the millionaire/hot/famous guy lives his life*

  • Anonymous

    I can totally see Jelena and miam getting married

  • ThatboyisaMONSTER

    Anonymous said:
    And yet Joe Jonas, if this is true, is still better than his fatass faggot brother Kevin. I literally wish Kevin would disappear.

    Joe Jonas is a god. He is perfect. LOOK at him. He has no flaws and anyone who says anything bad about this sweet heart is pathetic.
    —–

    Kevin’s a fatass and a faggot? yeah k. whatever you say. -.-

  • Anonymous

    SubwayToVenus said:
    Joe Jonas is a failure at life.

    *sits back and waits for his stans to attack*
    -
    *sits back and watches how you’re sitting on a chair while the millionaire/hot/famous guy lives his life*

    *sits back and watches you obsess over a guy who will literally never know who you are*

    Come on, hon. You can do better than that surely.

  • Anonymous

    who you guys thinks gonna marry first Jelena, Demi or miam?

  • l?veislouder

    Oh my God, I know, what a crazy bitch. We left and bam she was suddenly there. Creepy much?
    ———
    She left a comment on an older post at 9:58, and you had started the lesbian conversation at 9:06. She was already on OU for at least 50 minutes before leaving that comment after “we left,” so clearly she was just waiting to not have too big a audience before commenting. So pathetic. I left her more comments, and she’s still talking to air in the other post haha xD

  • Anonymous

    For those bothered by anons being anonymous on any forum, gossip site just know that even if there is a name, you are still anonymous.

  • l?veislouder

    Plus H2$ just had audition for equity chorus replacement and principle understudy’s with a pay increase in September. So I don’t think it’s closing any time soon. Nick Jonas won’t be in it but it is not closeing.
    ————
    This too. lol

  • Anonymous

    EVERYONE GO TO THE NICK POST

  • l?veislouder

    I did call (AT)14 yrold ugly, cause well she was. I showed no anger just a stark statement. Wasn’t it you that always says emotions are hard to decipher on the net?
    Yes I truly do think you have issues and your false confidence is very evident of that. I still think you are starting to sound like an sick old man that enjoys chatting up and or chastising little girls on OU.
    ————-
    I think she was cute. Appearance is subjective, not fact, and it’s very hard to find a truly unattractive person, because there was always be one person who will find them attractive and beautiful (and at that time, that person was Nick Jonas for Miley). Your whole comment was full of anger, throwing out curses left and right as if it makes your point any more valid. You’re just a disgusting person with a bad attitude.
    And if that were true, about being an old man, don’t you think I would’ve attempted to get their pictures or numbers by now? Instead of just chatting it up about my “fake” life? Hmm..

  • Anonymous

    Mar 25, 2012 @ 01:38 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    And if that were true, about being an old man, don’t you think I would’ve attempted to get their pictures or numbers by now? Instead of just chatting it up about my “fake” life? Hmm..

    No but you being on here all hours of the day and night and buddying up to any little girl that agrees with you, would make sense for a sick lonely old man.

  • SmellsLikeTeenSpirt

    Totally believe it to be honest xD

  • Anonymous

    this is stupid just great, and Joe told people the biggest lies invented for someone to collect their stories! , By god! who does not know these three guys from New Jersey? ! , That girl wants to give you fame, wants to make Joe look bad … and do not understand that give space to read their stories! .
    Joe and Jonas Brothers are the best! no matter what people say: D

  • Anonymous

    LoveisLouder, since you know Nick, can you find out if there is truth to the Luner On Theater post that How to Succeed in Business will close in July and Nick’s moving over to Jersey Boys?

  • Anonymous

    That girl is my ‘friend’ and she was drunk as fuck. Joe was sweet, she just didn’t like the fact that the bodyguard was mean and that’s why she decided to write this.

  • EarthChild

    I believe it hahaha. Maybe some parts are exaggerated but he definitely seems rude lately.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe this!!! Such a lie.

  • love

    I was there, I have seen that girl, and to be honest, I don’t know why she wrote this, because it’s totally not true.

    But as always, you guys gonna believe this shit.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve met him in miami 5 times, and every time he was sweet. Trust me, I am a huge fan, yes maybe I do stalk him quite a bit. But he was nice. That girl just wants attention.

  • Anonymous

    it’s weird that compared to the so many good meeting stories, there is always someone who wants to write a bad one, even while the people who met Joe at the same place, same time tell a whole different story.

    and it doesn’t surprise me that ocean up must post this.
    it’s sad you all believe this.

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao she was “starstruck” yet no one knew who he was? whatever bitch leave Joe alone. I’ve met the guy and honesty he’s so sweet, so don’t make up bullshit

  • Anonymous

    I MET HIM THERE AND HE WAS ANYTHING BUT THE THINGS THE GIRL SAYS!

  • Anonymous

    bitch did you want fame? Lol yo don;t have it! by the way, he has fame and he has fans who loves him no matter what he does!

  • l?veislouder

    And yet Joe Jonas, if this is true, is still better than his fatass faggot brother Kevin. I literally wish Kevin would disappear.
    ———
    That’s extremely rude.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ———
    She left a comment on an older post at 9:58, and you had started the lesbian conversation at 9:06. She was already on OU for at least 50 minutes before leaving that comment after “we left,” so clearly she was just waiting to not have too big a audience before commenting. So pathetic. I left her more comments, and she’s still talking to air in the other post haha xD
    -
    LMAOOOOOO, I feel so bad for her. She’s insane, and she’s obsessed with you, like EVERYONE bashes her but she only replies to your comments.

  • Anonymous

    she was obvs pissed the bodyguard pushs her in her Jimmy Chooo LOOOL !!!

  • l?veislouder

    -
    LMAOOOOOO, I feel so bad for her. She’s insane, and she’s obsessed with you, like EVERYONE bashes her but she only replies to your comments.
    ——
    lmao I know! And then she leaves me long novels about my life (bitch, I know my life already, I’ve lived it) and adds little editor’s notes (bitch, I didn’t ask for your opinion or assumption on my thoughts in those moments). She’s telling me how proud I supposedly am for my mom dating Justin Bieber’s bodyguard -____- that was just a fact I mentioned, not something I thought I deserved a medal for lmao. And she says the same insults over and over again. Like bitch, get a dictionary, and then come talk to me. If you wanna write a book about my life, you gotta educate yourself first. Oh, and I get all the profits! muahahaha xD

  • Anonymous

    Whilst I dont think Joe is the cute innocent young Jonas brother anymore I think this was written by a disgruntled girl who was probably rejected by him for autographs, hugs or photos. It falls to Derrick to make sure these “fans” keep their distance so he of course becomes an unpopular target. Joe must feel terribly disappointed at his album failure and experiencing a loss of direction but hope he can pull it together and succeed with new music and ventures.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ——
    lmao I know! And then she leaves me long novels about my life (bitch, I know my life already, I’ve lived it) and adds little editor’s notes (bitch, I didn’t ask for your opinion or assumption on my thoughts in those moments). She’s telling me how proud I supposedly am for my mom dating Justin Bieber’s bodyguard -____- that was just a fact I mentioned, not something I thought I deserved a medal for lmao. And she says the same insults over and over again. Like bitch, get a dictionary, and then come talk to me. If you wanna write a book about my life, you gotta educate yourself first. Oh, and I get all the profits! muahahaha xD
    -
    Your mom is dating Justin’s bodyguard? have you met Justin? haha- I know she’s a stupid bitch, I bet by tonight she’ll post long ass novels “hahaha you has no life i am not here and you talks about me oppsie what a demented bitch”

  • lover

    jajajajajjaja que pena me dan!… no pueden creer todo lo que la gente publica! por favor comparar a JOSEPH JONAS con justin bieber!!????????? ajajjajajajajaja nonoono me dan asco!!!!! comprense una vidaaa!

  • Anonymous

    . I think Nick will be doing it in a few years

    I doubt it. It doesn’t seem like Nick’s scene. Plus even though he’s underage, if he wanted to be partying now he could. Age hasn’t prevented any other underage celebs from getting access to clubs, bars and alcohol.

  • Anonymous

    LOL what a bitter bitch, she’s probably just a slut who tried to pick up joe but he’s like too polite and soo way out of her league. She was just pissed that he turned her down lol :P or just bcuz of that bodyguard -.-
    He might have been drunk but he would never say that to someone he doesn’t know. his friends, maybe. but NOT ANYONE!!
    And why was she ‘starstruck’ I thought she didn’t like him!!why even take a pic!!what a waste..there are REAL fans who want to meet him not some hoe that doesn’t even like him!!

  • Anonymous

    Nick is so painfully straight-laced it’s scary, even though he dated a woman almost a decade older than him. He is not party boy material. Kevin is somewhat. Remembere the grinding on Dani pictures from Vegas? Yeah, I think Kevin can get his party on

  • l?veislouder

    Your mom is dating Justin’s bodyguard? have you met Justin? haha- I know she’s a stupid bitch, I bet by tonight she’ll post long ass novels “hahaha you has no life i am not here and you talks about me oppsie what a demented bitch”
    ———-
    She used to lol. I had a chance to meet Justin… but I chose to sleep =X lmao. My mom was like “they’re in the city and have an hour free if you wanna go” but I was exhausted, and I would have needed to shower, so I passed and said “next time” lol. I’m not rushing to meet him though; I don’t need Ms. Gomez all in my face with a death stare of “don’t touch my man!” lol.
    lol I really don’t understand her logic, or lack of it. She complains that I “dare to spend my Saturday talking about her,” and then she goes and spends her Saturday night writing rough drafts of my biography! Like… what? haha, she’s so ridiculous. She’d ruin any chance of my biography being a best-seller, with her lack of language skills and sheeeit, so I would never let her pen my novel and try to benefit from my life. Greedy bitch! Tryna make bank on my life! -___- lmao

  • Anonymous

    I’ve heard that Joe, Mikey and the rest of the Wolfpack walk around LA like they own the city. Joe is C list at best and Mikey is, like, T list lol

    lol Joe isn’t even in LA

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think that. The only thing than “THAT GIRL” wants it’s attention, so. I don’t believe it. He’s just an amazing person and he’s not like se says.

  • Anonymous

    stupid!! joe jonas is the best

  • Anonymous

    Wondering why Joe doesn’t fire his bodyguard… it will stop any possible speculation .

  • Anonymous

    i believe the swearing part.

  • Anonymous

    Wondering why Joe doesn’t fire his bodyguard… it will stop any possible speculation .

    because it’s papa Jonas who has to do that but we all know hiw fucking he doesn’t care about Joe

  • Anonymous

    everyone swears. I bet the girl does it more than joe

  • Anonymous

    Don’t like the bodyguard at all, but tbh, I think Mikey is the one that leaks stories about Joe and alerts the media when they leave somewhere.

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahahahah. I’m sure this bitch is a Justin Bieber fan.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Wondering why Joe doesn’t fire his bodyguard… it will stop any possible speculation .

    because it’s papa Jonas who has to do that but we all know hiw fucking he doesn’t care about Joe
    ———————————————–
    Joe can do it himself, he’s an adult but he won’t fire Derick because he thinks he is “his friend”. And tbh i don’t think Joe’s friends would care about him if he wasn’t rich and famous.

  • LoveJoeJonas201

    This girl is the biggest liar I have ever heard of! I have met Joe and he’s the nicest guy in the world, he will do whatever he can to try make his fans happy, yes his bodyguard is a bit of an asshole but don’t you think if this was actually real it would be all over the web? Like come on Oceanup will nearly always post stuff that is most likely untrue! any REAL Jonas fan that believes this shit can just fuck off, cause it just proves your not a true fan! I for one don’t believe this story at all!!