Harry Styles Audi R8 Coupe, Niall Poisoned

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Harry Styles showed off his new Audi R8 Coupe and signed an autograph for a fan before getting in his new ride. Harry recently revealed that the One Direction boys are planning to take a six week break to recover from their tour.

If given the chance Harry would date Angelina Jolie (36), Kate Moss (38) or Kate Winslet (36): ‘I like my girlfriends to wear black lingerie.. definitely.. I’m not really a pick-up-line guy. I don’t know what I do.

I’m so tired. It was pretty intense, but a lot of fun. I have six weeks to chill out now. My favorite places were New York and Sydney. I’d never been to Australia or New Zealand before, so that was sick.’ But he softened the blow for his ex Caroline by adding: ‘Sorry, it’s a no on Madonna and Kylie.’

Harru was asked which member of One Direction he would chose if he had to make-out with one: ‘I’d snog.. I think I’d snog Louis [Tomlinson].’ Harry admitted that he would marry Naill and completely avoid Liam.

Niall Horan told The Sun: ‘I’m not feeling the best, sore all over. Under the weather as they say. Food poisoning is not good.’ His Irish remedy to ease the pain is flat 7 Up.

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  • Anonymous

    he has alot of cars

  • forgetit

    he’s looking super wrecked. life of partying in addition to his busy schedule is gonna catch up with him
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    Agree…Idk if he does drugs but I bet those are just rumors I don’t believe them but we all know hes gonna drink and party hard in many ways ha

  • forgetit

    Anonymous said:
    Harry looks like he has a tiny penis.
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    LOLOL its just the jeans

  • Vbb

    Nice car but I have to agree with you @anon it doesn’t seem to go with him. I hope Niall gets better soon.

  • Anonymous

    I want to fuck him senseless until I bang his English accent out.

  • Anonymous

    I wish the paparazzi and the fans would leave them all alone while they’re home. :/

  • Anonymous

    Harry looks like he has a tiny penis.

    He looks average.
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    He’s about 7in’s so yeah I’ll say average.

  • Anonymous

    I wish the paparazzi and the fans would leave them all alone while they’re home. :/
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    Me too.

  • Anonymous

    Apr 27, 2012 @ 03:28 pm
    Anonymous said:

    Harry looks like he has a tiny penis.

    He looks average.
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    He’s about 7in’s so yeah I’ll say average.

    Did you really say that ?!

  • Anonymous

    A 7 inch penis hahahahah NO. He’s like 4 iinches

  • Anonymous

    Harry looks like he has a tiny penis.

    He looks average.
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    He’s about 7in’s so yeah I’ll say average.
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    Umm, no. He looks about 4 or 5 inches. That’s average.

  • Anonymous

    superficial kid

  • Anonymous

    Umm, no. He looks about 4 or 5 inches. That’s average.
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    7 inches IS average, if you think that’s big then a 9in dick would scare you shitless.

  • Anonymous

    Umm, no. He looks about 4 or 5 inches. That’s average.
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    Lmfao, those are not average sizes that’s small.

  • Anonymous

    Harry looks like he has a tiny penis.

    He looks average.
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    He’s about 7in’s so yeah I’ll say average.
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    Umm, no. He looks about 4 or 5 inches. That’s average.
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    I’ve seen it, it’s not small nor big. Very average as said before.

  • Anonymous

    Apr 27, 2012 @ 03:55 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Umm, no. He looks about 4 or 5 inches. That’s average.
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    7 inches IS average, if you think that’s big then a 9in dick would scare you shitless.

    Average is 5/6

  • Anonymous

    Did you really say that ?!
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    You read it so I must have.

  • SubwayToVenus

    He’s so fucking tall, and those dimples, how can you not feel attracted to this man? who cares about his dick.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t. Y’all don’t know anything about inches and dicks. If you think 7 is big and anything smaller is average YOU SHOULDN’T EVER HAVE SEX.

  • Anonymous

    He’s so fucking tall, and those dimples, how can you not feel attracted to this man? who cares about his dick.
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    The dick matters, I know it and everybody else who’s into dick knows it as well. But the performance matters more.

  • Anonymous

    - would u want a man wit a small dick……lol

  • Anonymous

    He’s so fucking tall, and those dimples, how can you not feel attracted to this man? who cares about his dick.

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    I care about all these things AND HIS DICK.

  • Anonymous

    7inches of dick is pretty good. I’m not letting anyone stick me with a 10inch one. I’D DIE.

  • Anonymous

    Apr 27, 2012 @ 04:03 pm
    Anonymous said:
    I can’t. Y’all don’t know anything about inches and dicks. If you think 7 is big and anything smaller is average YOU SHOULDN’T EVER HAVE SEX.

    It’s average because the average man has a 5/6 inch penis

  • Anonymous

    A lot of guys have an under average size penis.

  • Anonymous

    I want to fuck him on his car until the wind-shield breaks.

  • Nons

    7inches of dick is pretty good. I’m not letting anyone stick me with a 10inch one. I’D DIE.
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    You wouldn’t die if you were to get fucked by a guy with a 10inch penis. It just wont go all the way in.

  • Anonymous

    are you guys really discussing his penis? don’t worry about it, the girls he’s fucking obviously like the size of his dick. besides, performance matters WAY more than the size. men with big dicks usually don’t perform well anyway. ’cause they think, “oh, i’ve got a big dick. that’ll take care of everything.” no. no it won’t. and i’m pretty sure since harry’s 5’10 and his shoe size his 10.5 his dick is average. about 6 inches or 7. and i’m pretty damn sure he can perform amazing, too.

  • Anonymous

    That whole “the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the the dick” or whatever, is a fucking myth. Big feet on men don’t mean jack shit!

  • Anonymous

    Harry’s 6ft not 5’10, and the whole shoe size theory means your penis is ‘this’ or ‘that’ is also not true. Lol, and a penis grows (if I remember right) a inch or 2 inches bigger when it’s hard so it really doesn’t matter.

  • JustBreathe.
  • BrokenArrow

    I love his style! I love Liam’s style too :)

  • Anonymous

    did anyone else notice he doesn’t even fit in the car?

  • Anonymous

    Louis has a big dick. He always get’s big boners.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    what a relevant article ! It made my day !

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know why but it seems just like the car doesn’t go with him :-/

  • SubwayToVenus

    He’s so stylish omg. Harry father my children.

  • Anonymous

    SubwayToVenus said:

    He’s so stylish omg. Harry father my children.

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    Can he ?

  • Anonymous

    Harry looks like he has a tiny penis.

  • Anonymous

    he’s looking super wrecked. life of partying in addition to his busy schedule is gonna catch up with him

  • Anonymous

    Aw Niall <3. Typical Irish. The answer to all illnesses is flat 7up

  • Anonymous

    Harry looks like he has a tiny penis.

    He looks average.

  • Anonymous

    where is he? is he back home in uk now? wondered what he does

  • Anonymous

    It’s average because the average man has a 5/6 inch penis

    Lol, not black men.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve seen black men with small and skinny penises.

  • Anonymous

    You wouldn’t die if you were to get fucked by a guy with a 10inch penis. It just wont go all the way in.

    OMG! That still sounds painful.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve seen black men with small and skinny penises.
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    Of course they’re not all big however you won’t find alot of them with a under average size.

  • Anonymous

    Fuck the size, if they don’t know how to work it then it really doesn’t matter.

  • Anonymous

    You wouldn’t die if you were to get fucked by a guy with a 10inch penis. It just wont go all the way in.

    OMG! That still sounds painful.
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    It might be painful. I guess it depends on the circumference of the penis.

  • SubwayToVenus

    Big dicks don’t always mean good sex and vice versa.

  • Anonymous

    “Niall Horan told The Sun”

    It’s not like they got an exclusive interview. Niall wrote all of that on his twitter a few days ago.

  • Anonymous

    Well his feet do look small. I’d say his shoe size is about 10 or 11, so his thingy

  • Anonymous

    Sorry I meant so his thingy is kinda small…..