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Do YOU know anyone that went to one of Joe’s after parties?

More pix of Joe @ Katsuya HERE!

  • Anonymous

    Joe told me to to position myself into a split while Joe was laying on the floor and Jr was in me. He then proceeded to thrust. Another woman came with her pussy poppin all up in Joe’s mouth with her back arched, head leaned back, making out with me.
    ————-

    LMAO

  • H!s1&OnLay

    My IQ dropped 5 points reading your comment.
    _

    Y3@ 5 t@h z3r0

  • Anonymous

    TH3SUM 4 DA WORLDZ

  • Anonymous

    My IQ dropped 5 points reading your comment.
    _

    Y3@ 5 t@h z3r0
    —-
    U mak me so stped. Y U do dAt?

  • H!s1&OnLay

    U mak me so stped. Y U do dAt?
    _

    H0w i n0t d0 d@ht? i”m th3 sh!tt & i m@k3 bitch3sz w@nn@ b3h lik m3h.

  • H!s1&OnLay

    TH3SUM 4 DA WORLDZ
    ___

    N@hw thisz th3 sh!tt i b3h t@wkin `boutz ;)

  • Anonymous

    That’s Nick’s LA penthouse. I wonder if Joe is staying there while Nick is in NYC?

  • Anonymous

    Joe put his Anonymous mask on and we did it while Winston was watching us and his maid Maria was cleaning the bathroom. We know she saw us and she loved it.

  • Anonymous

    Joe told me to to position myself into a split while Joe was laying on the floor and Jr was in me. He then proceeded to thrust. Another woman came with her pussy poppin all up in Joe’s mouth with her back arched, head leaned back, making out with me.
    ————-
    we did it backwards
    i spreaded my legs while laying on the floor and he did a slipt over me while holding Young JJ directly to hit my vajj

  • Anonymous

    These comments…

  • Anonymous

    These comments…
    ———–
    They are turnin u on don’t u, u lil slut?
    You are a bad BAD AND SEXY GIRL

  • Anonymous

    Joe was spotted having sex with a girl in a car today. Twitter is blowing up, apparently it was Brooke Josa.

  • Anonymous

    Yo bitchez and niggas are here?

  • Anonymous

    Joe was spotted having sex with a girl in a car today. Twitter is blowing up, apparently it was Brooke Josa.
    ——————–
    lol i’m on Twitter right now and nothing it’s happening.
    That’s BUllshit

  • Anonymous

    Apr 29, 2012 @ 06:30 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Joe was spotted having sex with a girl in a car today. Twitter is blowing up, apparently it was Brooke Josa.
    ——————–
    lol i’m on Twitter right now and nothing it’s happening.
    That’s BUllshit

    Boo you whore

  • Anonymous

    Joe was spotted having sex with a girl in a car today. Twitter is blowing up, apparently it was Brooke Josa.
    ——————–
    lol i’m on Twitter right now and nothing it’s happening.
    That’s BUllshit

  • Anonymous

    Joe is my son.

  • Anonymous

    Let’s have an anonymous sex talk y’all!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    “he proceeded to put Joe Jr inside me and thrust.”

    Why Jr.? It would have been more complimentary to say Joe Sr. or where you being condescending?

  • H!s1&OnLay

    I w3nt 2 1ne of Jo3ys aft3r p@rti3z @nd w3 fuck3d lik3 a coupl3 rabbitz naw I b3’s h@vin’ hisz b@bi3. H3 s@y h3 s3a @ futrura wit m3h. i leh m3 som3 him.

  • Anonymous

    H!s1&OnLay said:
    I w3nt 2 1ne of Jo3ys aft3r p@rti3z @nd w3 fuck3d lik3 a coupl3 rabbitz naw I b3’s h@vin’ hisz b@bi3. H3 s@y h3 s3a @ futrura wit m3h. i leh m3 som3 him.
    —-
    What the fuck is up with your grammar?

  • Anonymous

    I went to one of Joe’s after parties and he told me to take my clothes off and put a condom on him with my mouth. Then he told me to lay in bed and spread my legs, he proceeded to put Joe Jr inside me and thrust.

    I did all he said.

  • Anonymous

    Joe put his hand to close to her face.

  • H!s1&OnLay

    What the fuck is up with your grammar?
    ___

    @in’t nada wronq wit mii qr@mm@r. U jus h@t3n.

  • bel0592

    Anonymous said:
    I went to one of Joe’s after parties and he told me to take my clothes off and put a condom on him with my mouth. Then he told me to lay in bed and spread my legs, he proceeded to put Joe Jr inside me and thrust.

    I did all he said.

    —————

    HAHA … you wish ;)

  • Anonymous

    I went to one of Joe’s after parties and he told me to take my clothes off and put a condom on him with my mouth. Then he told me to lay in bed and spread my legs, he proceeded to put Joe Jr inside me and thrust.

    I did all he said.
    —–
    Joe told me to to position myself into a split while Joe was laying on the floor and Jr was in me. He then proceeded to thrust. Another woman came with her pussy poppin all up in Joe’s mouth with her back arched, head leaned back, making out with me.

  • Anonymous

    What the fuck is up with your grammar?
    ___

    @in’t nada wronq wit mii qr@mm@r. U jus h@t3n.
    —-
    My IQ dropped 5 points reading your comment.

  • Anonymous

    Who needs a dildo when u have Joe Jonas in your mind? He’s more than enough to get a female boner.

  • Anonymous

    Which dog of the 136890 she has?

  • Anonymous

    Who needs a dildo when u have Joe Jonas in your mind? He’s more than enough to get a female boner.

    Are you implying that I should use his greasy head as a dildo? or that you are a trannie?

  • Anonymous

    Which dog of the 136890 she has?

    I’m number 69696. Not sure why she say’s I’m her favorite. All I know is when Liam’s there, she cries out, give me 69 to Liam, then she tells me to help Liam out and show him what to do.

  • Anonymous

    I was born with that a vagina and boobs popped when i was 13. I’m not a trannie.
    And now girl, i’m tellin that Joseph in my mind is better than any vibrator, he turns me on more than extasis.

  • Anonymous

    “And now girl, i’m tellin that Joseph in my mind is better than any vibrator, he turns me on more than extasis.”

    You’d probably get better results from the vibrator if you stopped sucking on it and put on your clit. Joe can’t help you with sexual direction, he’s still a virgin.

  • Anonymous

    We all know that when Liam is fucking Miley, she imagines that she’s being fucked by Nicholas.

  • Anonymous

    If you think Joe’s still a virgin then so is your mother.

  • Anonymous

    But the puss is prepared by doggie 69696. Super tongue with ridges. Liam’s tongue is hairy. Nick needs Cialis of the tongue.

  • Anonymous

    my english is not good right now, it’s late, i’m watching a movie while commenting and i’m sleepy.
    Shia Labouf or what ever his last name is writes just cried. Omg he’s such a good actor but the last time i saw candids of him , he looked homeless.

  • Anonymous

    my english is not good right now, it’s late, i’m watching a movie while commenting and i’m sleepy.
    Shia Labouf or what ever his last name is writes just cried. Omg he’s such a good actor but the last time i saw candids of him , he looked homeless.

  • Anonymous

    It’s freezing in here and i’m starvingggg. Ugh, im gonna sleep already. Bye

  • Anonymous

    “If you think Joe’s still a virgin then so is your mother.”

    Your mother keeps calling you a bitch everytime I see her. I think she cheated on your father. Well, I know one thing, after the nights we’ve had together, she is not a virgin and if I were you I’d have a paternity test done.

  • Anonymous

    Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
    Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
    LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
    Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
    Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
    Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
    Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
    Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
    Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
    Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
    Just in case. You never know who might need it.

  • Anonymous
  • JoeHoe15

    My handsome baby love. <3

  • JustBreathe.
  • Mature Jonas Fan.

    You guys are all disgusting, get over yourselfs and go out and find a real guy, stop making up stupid stories about you and a celebrity, I bet if he read this he would be disgusted with the way his fans are talking. Grow up.

  • Anonymous

    we did it backwards
    i spreaded my legs while laying on the floor and he did a slipt over me while holding Young JJ directly to hit my vajj
    ——-
    Joe pushed me up against the wall and lifted my right leg above my head with his left hand and took out Joe Jr(who was rock hard btw), inserting him into my vaj. Joe kissing ad licking my neck while Maria faps and Anonymous’ watching from outside the window.

  • Anonymous

    I want to bathe, Joe.

  • Anonymous

    I want to bathe, Joe

    I want Joe to bathe me. Then we will have sex.

  • Anonymous

    Joe put his Anonymous mask on and we did it while Winston was watching us and his maid Maria was cleaning the bathroom. We know she saw us and she loved it.
    ——-
    Maria, Joe and I had a threesome. Joe laying in the bed, vaginally fucking me, Maria kissing my neck, Joe eating out Maria. We simultaneously reached orgasm.

  • Anonymous

    Ew Mariaaaaaaa

  • Anonymous

    Ew Mariaaaaaaa
    ——–
    That’s right, Maria had a threesome. With Joe!

  • classicalmusicplayer

    If he is having sex who cares? People change. Can you seriously tell me that your personal beliefs are 100% the same now as they where 4 years ago? Because mine certainly aren’t, and we only know what was put to us

  • Anonymous

    He’s face in the last pic is adorableee ^^ So effin cute!

  • Anonymous

    If he is having sex who cares? People change. Can you seriously tell me that your personal beliefs are 100% the same now as they where 4 years ago? Because mine certainly aren’t, and we only know what was put to us
    —–
    Uhhhhhhhh……what are you talking about?

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s fingered me before entering me.
    He has thick fingers and a dick Winston’s full body size.

  • Anonymous

    Why is he dressed up like Justin Bieber?
    He used to dress up so good. I WANT HIS SUITS BACK and btw that face is beautiful

  • Anonymous

    jOE’S FACE NOT BIEBER’S, HE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN, NOT JOE, BIEBERRR

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s fingered me before entering me.
    He has thick fingers and a dick Winston’s full body size.
    —-
    Joe has given me oral before entering me. He entered me from the front and back.

  • Anonymous

    Joe has given me oral before entering me. He entered me from the front and back.
    ………………….
    HE GAVE ME A RIM JOB WHILE IN GAVE HIM A HAND JOB AND WE BOTH REACH ORGASMS AT THE SAME TIME.

  • Anonymous

    REACHED

  • Anonymous

    HE GAVE ME A RIM JOB WHILE IN GAVE HIM A HAND JOB AND WE BOTH REACH ORGASMS AT THE SAME TIME.
    ——
    We 69’d then I performed revers cowgirl on him and he was thrusting in my while I was in a handstand HA!

  • Anonymous

    Who’s Maria?

  • Anonymous

    Who’s Maria?
    —-
    Maria is Joe’s maid.

  • Anonymous

    HE GAVE ME A RIM JOB WHILE IN GAVE HIM A HAND JOB AND WE BOTH REACH ORGASMS AT THE SAME TIME.
    ——
    We 69’d then I performed revers cowgirl on him and he was thrusting in my while I was in a handstand HA!
    ——————-
    I sat on his face and he made “GRRRRRRRRRRR”

  • Anonymous

    Apr 29, 2012 @ 07:18 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Who’s Maria?

    Joe’s old maid.

  • Anonymous

    Who’s Maria?
    —-
    The Virgin one

  • liss1

    Joe has the most gorgeous smile i’ve ever seen http://www.oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=75056&fid=521956

  • Anonymous

    is the luke broadlick in the pic? he’s cute

  • Anonymous

    HE GAVE ME A RIM JOB WHILE IN GAVE HIM A HAND JOB AND WE BOTH REACH ORGASMS AT THE SAME TIME.
    ——
    We 69’d then I performed revers cowgirl on him and he was thrusting in my while I was in a handstand HA!
    ——————-
    I sat on his face and he made “GRRRRRRRRRRR”
    ——
    We had sex on top of the washer….while it was running! I made him shout “UHHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I’M GOING TO CUMMMMMMMMMMM”

  • Anonymous

    Joe has the most gorgeous smile i’ve ever seen http://www.oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=75056&fid=521956
    —————-
    He smiles everytime he squeezes my boobs

  • Anonymous

    Joe has the most gorgeous smile i’ve ever seen http://www.oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=75056&fid=521956
    —————-
    He smiles everytime he squeezes my boobs
    —–
    He has a sexy grin on his face everytime he grabs my ass.

  • Anonymous

    We had sex on top of the washer….while it was running! I made him shout “UHHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I’M GOING TO CUMMMMMMMMMMM”
    —————————
    We did it over the washing machine, the vibrations made him cumed all over the place and it mixed with the foam that was coming out. It was beautiful, we made bubble-cums.

  • Anonymous

    Joe has the most gorgeous smile i’ve ever seen http://www.oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=75056&fid=521956
    —————-
    He smiles everytime he squeezes my boobs
    —–
    He has a sexy grin on his face everytime he grabs my ass.
    ————————-
    He makes this face :O when i grab his 8======D by surprise, he loves it.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is looking for engagement rings in New York.

  • Anonymous

    We did it over the washing machine, the vibrations made him cumed all over the place and it mixed with the foam that was coming out. It was beautiful, we made bubble-cums.
    ——–
    We had sex in the mountains. I made him howl like a wolf while my ankles were locked around his waist, thrusting deeply inside of me. We both howled like horny ass, mutherfucking wolves fucking in the forest.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is looking for engagement rings in New York.
    ———–
    You just killed the hornyness. DIE

  • Anonymous

    He smiles everytime he squeezes my boobs
    —–
    He has a sexy grin on his face everytime he grabs my ass.
    ————————-
    He makes this face :O when i grab his 8======D by surprise, he loves it.
    —-
    Joe smiles at me with mischief in his eyes when he puts his hand down the front of my pants, groping…

  • Anonymous

    We did it over the washing machine, the vibrations made him cumed all over the place and it mixed with the foam that was coming out. It was beautiful, we made bubble-cums.
    ——–
    We had sex in the mountains. I made him howl like a wolf while my ankles were locked around his waist, thrusting deeply inside of me. We both howled like horny ass, mutherfucking wolves fucking in the forest.
    ———————
    i SUCKED HIS DICK LIKE A THIRSTY VAMPIRE AND THE WE MADE IT WHILE LOOKING AT EACHOTHERS EYES OVER A GRAVE UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT OF THE MOON.HE GRABBED A RED ROSE BETWEEN HIS TEETH TO HOLD IN HIS LOUD MOAND. WE DID IT SLOWLY AND HE FILL ME WITH HIS FRAGANCE & TASTE, IT WAS SO WARM & IT FELT DELICIOUS. IT WAS SO ROMANTIC AND SEXY.

  • Anonymous

    I’M ACTUALLY GETTIN HORNY. LOL

  • Anonymous

    u guys are gross

  • Anonymous

    u guys are gross
    ———-
    and you are a fucking boring prude

  • Anonymous

    i am not a boring prude and please don’t swear at me

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    i am not a boring prude and please don’t swear at me.
    ——————-
    Awwww
    i’m sorry but fuck you :)

  • Anonymous

    Joe loves me and only me

  • Demi Lovato

    I HAD AN EATING DISORDER!

  • Anonymous

    why are u so rude?

  • <3dat

    He screamed my name when we were in Viennese Oyster in the back of a Mercedes-Benz G500 Beat u BEOTCHS!

  • Anonymous

    We did it over the washing machine, the vibrations made him cumed all over the place and it mixed with the foam that was coming out. It was beautiful, we made bubble-cums.
    ——–
    We had sex in the mountains. I made him howl like a wolf while my ankles were locked around his waist, thrusting deeply inside of me. We both howled like horny ass, mutherfucking wolves fucking in the forest.
    ———————
    i SUCKED HIS DICK LIKE A THIRSTY VAMPIRE AND THE WE MADE IT WHILE LOOKING AT EACHOTHERS EYES OVER A GRAVE UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT OF THE MOON.HE GRABBED A RED ROSE BETWEEN HIS TEETH TO HOLD IN HIS LOUD MOAND. WE DID IT SLOWLY AND HE FILL ME WITH HIS FRAGANCE & TASTE, IT WAS SO WARM & IT FELT DELICIOUS. IT WAS SO ROMANTIC AND SEXY.
    ————–
    We had sex in a sauna. We were both dripping loads of sweat from our bodies while they were intertwined. It was easy for his dick to go in and out of me, due to the sweat from our bodies. Deep, slow thrusts, I could feel the vibrations from his moans escaping from his mouth, concealed around my neck. I was licking the sweat dripping from his neck while I scratched his back in please. It was ultimate bliss!

  • Anonymous

    all i said was please don’t swear at me

  • Anonymous

    Joe only loves one girl…………… Me

  • Demi Lovato

    We did it over the washing machine, the vibrations made him cumed all over the place and it mixed with the foam that was coming out. It was beautiful, we made bubble-cums.
    ——–
    We had sex in the mountains. I made him howl like a wolf while my ankles were locked around his waist, thrusting deeply inside of me. We both howled like horny ass, mutherfucking wolves fucking in the forest.
    ———————
    i SUCKED HIS DICK LIKE A THIRSTY VAMPIRE AND THE WE MADE IT WHILE LOOKING AT EACHOTHERS EYES OVER A GRAVE UNDER THE WHITE LIGHT OF THE MOON.HE GRABBED A RED ROSE BETWEEN HIS TEETH TO HOLD IN HIS LOUD MOAND. WE DID IT SLOWLY AND HE FILL ME WITH HIS FRAGANCE & TASTE, IT WAS SO WARM & IT FELT DELICIOUS. IT WAS SO ROMANTIC AND SEXY.
    ————————

    HOW DID YOU GUYS GOT MY DIARY??!?
    OMG, I WROTE ALL THOSE STORIES WHILE THINKING ABOUT JOE.
    I WANNA DO HIM SO BAD!

  • Anonymous

    You may have his penis but I own his heart.

  • Anonymous

    He screamed my name when we were in Viennese Oyster in the back of a Mercedes-Benz G500 Beat u BEOTCHS!
    ——-
    Noting but my name came exploding from his mouth while I was deep-throating him. Ha!

  • Anonymous

    I acted out all the kamasutra with Joe.

  • Anonymous

    Demi, come join our sex stories about Joe. I’m sure you have LOT’S to spill.

  • Anonymous

    Apr 29, 2012 @ 07:55 pm
    Anonymous said:
    all i said was please don’t swear at me

    Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

  • Anonymous

    I acted out all the kamasutra with Joe
    —–
    Fuck. You.
    Nobody can beat that. Shit!

  • Anonymous

    Apr 29, 2012 @ 07:59 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Demi, come join our sex stories about Joe. I’m sure you have LOT’S to spill.

    Two words: missionary position

  • Anonymous

    I did the tiger spoon position with Joe

  • Anonymous

    Demi, come join our sex stories about Joe. I’m sure you have LOT’S to spill.

    Two words: missionary position
    —–
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous

    I did the tiger spoon position with Joe
    —-
    I did the ‘4’ position with Joe.

  • Anonymous

    We had sex in a sauna. We were both dripping loads of sweat from our bodies while they were intertwined. It was easy for his dick to go in and out of me, due to the sweat from our bodies. Deep, slow thrusts, I could feel the vibrations from his moans escaping from his mouth, concealed around my neck. I was licking the sweat dripping from his neck while I scratched his back in please. It was ultimate bliss!
    ———————
    WE DID IT ON HIS PRIVATE JET.
    MY HEAD WAS HITTIN THE LOW ROOF BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT, HE TOOK ME TO CLOUD NINE (LITERALLY) AND MADE ME HEAD SPIN WITH PLEASURE, IT WAS TOO MUCH. HE MOANED MY NAME SO LOUD AND HE SCREAMED LIKE THE WHORE HE IS, I BET PEOPLE COULD HEAR HIM UNDER US, IN THE FARMS THE COWS MILKED THEIRSELFS BY THE SOUND THAT JOE MADE, HE DIDN’T SEEM HUMAN. IT WAS AN EXPERIENCE FROM ANOTHER WORLD.
    AFTER HE CUMMED, HE PASSED OUT OVER MY NAKED BODY AND I FEEL SLEEP TOO.
    WE WOKE UP INTO EACHOTHERS ARMS ON THE FLOOR WHEN THE JET START DESCENDING.

  • Anonymous

    You may have his penis but I own his heart

    —————–

    But his heart doesn’t make either one of us cum. You can keep his heart, I’ll keep his penis.

  • Stalker Tay Tay

    We all should go to Celebrity Sex Rehab Disney Edition

  • Anonymous

    Demi, come join our sex stories about Joe. I’m sure you have LOT’S to spill.
    ————————–
    She does what her body can do best: Bounce.

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – Apr 29, 2012 @ 08:06 pm
    Anonymous said:
    You may have his penis but I own his heart

    —————–

    But his heart doesn’t make either one of us cum. You can keep his heart, I’ll keep his penis.

    His heart has a penis inside that he lets out at his own will when he wants

  • Anonymous

    Stalker Tay Tay said:

    We all should go to Celebrity Sex Rehab Disney Edition
    —————–
    We should write a Disney Stars: Sex FanFic Book

  • Anonymous

    His heart has a penis inside that he lets out at his own will when he wants

    ——

    Wtf?

  • Anonymous

    I’m crying

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – Apr 29, 2012 @ 08:09 pm
    Anonymous said:
    His heart has a penis inside that he lets out at his own will when he wants

    ——

    Wtf?

    Lol

  • Anonymous

    We should stop tbh. I won’t be able to see Joe the same way if we keep with these comments.

  • Anonymous

    I’m going to puke.

  • Anonymous

    Joe has a black horse penis size and he wears Umbrella liners as condoms.

  • Stalker Tay Tay

    Anonymous said:

    Stalker Tay Tay said:

    We all should go to Celebrity Sex Rehab Disney Edition
    —————–
    We should write a Disney Stars: Sex FanFic Book

    MTE. With me, Joners Brothers, One Erectioners, Selena Homez, Demi Lorgasmo and Hannah Sextana!!!

  • H!s1&OnLay

    Louis’ hair crawls off his head at night.

  • Anonymous

    I’m going to puke.
    ————–
    DO it inside your vagina

  • Anonymous

    MTE. With me, Joners Brothers, One Erectioners, Selena Homez, Demi Lorgasmo and Hannah Sextana!!!
    ———————-
    We will tag Demi on the “curvy but not fat” sextion

  • Anonymous

    WE DID IT ON HIS PRIVATE JET.
    MY HEAD WAS HITTIN THE LOW ROOF BUT IT WAS ALL WORTH IT, HE TOOK ME TO CLOUD NINE (LITERALLY) AND MADE ME HEAD SPIN WITH PLEASURE, IT WAS TOO MUCH. HE MOANED MY NAME SO LOUD AND HE SCREAMED LIKE THE WHORE HE IS, I BET PEOPLE COULD HEAR HIM UNDER US, IN THE FARMS THE COWS MILKED THEIRSELFS BY THE SOUND THAT JOE MADE, HE DIDN’T SEEM HUMAN. IT WAS AN EXPERIENCE FROM ANOTHER WORLD.
    AFTER HE CUMMED, HE PASSED OUT OVER MY NAKED BODY AND I FEEL SLEEP TOO.
    WE WOKE UP INTO EACHOTHERS ARMS ON THE FLOOR WHEN THE JET START DESCENDING.
    —————-
    Joe and I were like two mountain gorillas having gorilla sex. Our fists pounding our chest. I’m bent over while he’s gorilla styling be from the back, my fists pounding the on the rock that is under me. All the other gorillas were envious of our loud gorilla sex. Our powerful roars. His enormous gorilla dick throbbing in my ass!

  • Anonymous

    MTE. With me, Joners Brothers, , Selena Homez, Demi Lorgasmo and Hannah Sextana!!!
    ——————
    One Erectioners will only want to fuck eachother and the Joner Brothers so we will tag them on the ” Gay as fuck but sexy” sextion

  • Anonymous

    Demi, come join our sex stories about Joe. I’m sure you have LOT’S to spill.
    ————————–
    She does what her body can do best: Bounce.
    ——-
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Anonymous

    Joe and I were like two mountain gorillas having gorilla sex. Our fists pounding our chest. I’m bent over while he’s gorilla styling be from the back, my fists pounding the on the rock that is under me. All the other gorillas were envious of our loud gorilla sex. Our powerful roars. His enormous gorilla dick throbbing in my ass!
    ——————
    Too much Planet of The Apes to get an erection… next

  • Stalker Tay Tay

    Anonymous said:

    MTE. With me, Joners Brothers, One Erectioners, Selena Homez, Demi Lorgasmo and Hannah Sextana!!!
    ———————-
    We will tag Demi on the “curvy but not fat” sextion

    We should make the couples already!
    We should add Justin?…Nah…

  • Anonymous

    Every Friday we should enter a Disney star fanfic for the Disney Stars in Sex Rehab book.

    LOL.

  • Anonymous

    Joe laid me down and covered me with this body. His eyes never leaving mine. “I want to fuck
    you,” he leaned down to whisper in my ear. Then nibbling on the edge of my ear, then flicking his tongue back and forth on my earlobe.

  • Anonymous

    We can include Justin on the “Lesbian” sextion next to Homez, Lorgasmo and Sextana. He’d be the perfect lesbian with short hair. Every story needs one of those

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s beautiful and warm pinky town licks my vagina over an over until it’s slicking wetness. Then he enteres a finger on me an starts moving in and out really slowly, i look down and he looks at me.
    He slips another finger inside me and increases the speed of his moves slowly…

  • Anonymous

    I like his blue shoes

  • Anonymous

    I live below him. He constantly spits over that rail. That’s how my plants get watered. Had to burn them though cause they all came down with aids. Damn you, Joe!

  • Anonymous

    OMFG i want Joseph to read this comments so bad and 2 things can happen: He’ll scared for life or masturbate over and over and over by reading thi sextories and imagining his teens horny fans getting get thanks to his sexyness.

  • Anonymous

    :/ where’s loveislouder? That bitch used to be here all the time. I will miss her if she’s gone from OU.

  • Anonymous

    Joe’s spit makes beans get boners

  • Anonymous

    OMFG I GOT WET BY WRITTING MY OWN SEX COMMENT. WHAT IS AIR??

  • Anonymous

    OMFG I GOT WET BY WRITTING MY OWN SEX COMMENT. WHAT IS AIR??

  • Anonymous

    OMFG I GOT WET BY WRITTING MY OWN SEX COMMENT. WHAT IS AIR??

  • Anonymous

    where’s SubwayToVenus?

  • Anonymous

    OMFG I GOT WET BY WRITTING MY OWN SEX COMMENT. WHAT IS AIR??
    —-
    OMG HAHA

  • Anonymous

    I am kissing Joe in the front seat of his car. His arm is wedged behind my back, his beard scratches my face. He kisses deep in my mouth…

  • Anonymous

    I called Joe’s penis cuCUMber

  • Anonymous

    I am kissing Joe in the front seat of his car. His arm is wedged behind my back, his beard scratches my face. He kisses deep in my mouth…his tongue glides over mine and across my teeth. He moves over on top of me. He kisses me while his hands slowly ease underneath my shirt, his fingers work their way up my stomach to my breasts…..

  • Anonymous

    i’m brushing lightly Joe’s lips with my fingers are he starts caresing my inner tight under my shirt.
    I grab his neck and start kissing his jaw line. He grabbs my waist with his left hand and slips his right hand under my skirt and moves his hand over my clothered wetness….

  • Anonymous

    It’s harder to write porn in english when i can’t properly write at 100% so i’ll write this comment on spanish. Is there any latina, mexican or spanish in the house? If so, enjoy.

  • Anonymous

    It’s harder to write porn in english when i can’t properly write at 100% so i’ll write this comment on spanish. Is there any latina, mexican or spanish in the house? If so, enjoy.

  • Anonymous

    I nibbled Joe’s ear a little and let my hand wander down his back and up again and again, then round to his chest, up and down. I let my hand slide over his hard cock(Joe Jr), pulled away and whispered “I want you in me….now”, my hand now firm around Joe Jr…

  • Anonymous

    Yeahhhh! porn in Spanish! I won’t understand jack shit, but I’m sure it will be great. LOL, I’m going to end up google translating that shit, haha.

  • Anonymous

    I’m from South America..and i’m a guy. Damn many horny girls here O.o

  • Anonymous

    It’s harder to write porn in english when i can’t properly write at 100% so i’ll write this comment on spanish. Is there any latina, mexican or spanish in the house? If so, enjoy.
    Comenze a desabotonar la camisa de Joe hasta que podia ver sus fuertes pectorales, me acerque a sus labios y El abrio los labios para iniciar un beso el cual no respondi, lo deje asi, con la boca abierta y deseando sentir mis labios sobre los suyos. Joe, con la mano izquierda, procedio a tocar mi cintura de arriba a abajo y lentamente comenzo a moverla hacia mi espalda. Su mano derecha se poso en mi entrepierna y ligeramente presiono con sus dedos una y otra y otra vez, llevando a sentir ligeras sensacionas excitantes de placer pero eso no se compara en lo mas minimo a lo que iba a sentir esa noche.
    Sino has probado el dulce nectar que proviene de Joe, sigues siendo una virgen…

  • Anonymous

    I’m from South America..and i’m a guy. Damn many horny girls here O.o
    —-
    Yup. They were a lot of horny females here. After this comment, you are going to the only person on OU. It’s 12:28 here and I’m supposed to be waking up at 4AM( which I don’t think will be happening) But I’m sure there’s going to be another anon here(I’m lying, I’m not sure)

  • Anonymous

    I’ve got this image of 2 300 lbs+ balding grey men in their underwear and touching themselves are posting all these items to OU.
    I feel dirty and disgusting thinking how true this probably is. No, I’m not one of them.

  • Anonymous

    disculpen que sea corto y talvez tenga errores, mi telefono es una mierda y se qiere colgar….pero boee, cualqier cosa sirve cuando estas cachonda jajajaja nuestra imaginacion es la mejor perra en celo de todas *ups* que vocabulario q tengo.

  • Anonymous

    disculpen que sea corto y talvez tenga errores, mi telefono es una mierda y se qiere colgar….pero boee, cualqier cosa sirve cuando estas cachonda jajajaja nuestra imaginacion es la mejor perra en celo de todas *ups* que vocabulario q tengo.

  • Anonymous

    omg 2 bald guys of 300 lb’s each?
    You just creeped me out and maybe u are saying u are not one of them because you actually are and want to confuse us.
    LoL

  • Anonymous

    omg 2 bald guys of 300 lb’s each?
    You just creeped me out and maybe u are saying u are not one of them because you actually are and want to confuse us.
    LoL

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    I’m from South America..and i’m a guy. Damn many horny girls here O.o
    —-
    Yup. They were a lot of horny females here. After this comment, you are going to the only person on OU. It’s 12:28 here and I’m supposed to be waking up at 4AM( which I don’t think will be happening) But I’m sure there’s going to be another anon here(I’m lying, I’m not sure)

    Here it’s the same hour ._______________.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    omg 2 bald guys of 300 lb’s each?
    You just creeped me out and maybe u are saying u are not one of them because you actually are and want to confuse us.
    LoL

    They’re using me as a foot stool. lol.

  • Anonymous

    is there anyone here who isn’t sleep or touching theirself?

  • SubwayToVenus

    I want to go to one of his after parties.

  • Papa Sexy J

    My boy.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is sleeping with Taylor.

  • Anonymous

    LA LA BABY!!!
    He’s a hottie!
    Glad that Joe is still in LA for his live chat this Wednesday May 2nd, 7 pm EST

  • Anonymous

    I had sex with Joe.

  • Anonymous

    I had sex with Joe.
    —-
    So did I.

  • Anonymous

    There goes that damn lying shirt again.

  • Anonymous

    Joe thinks all women are beautiful. He’s so cute and pretty!

  • Anonymous

    There goes that damn lying shirt again.
    —-
    That’s how he got me into bed. With that shirt. That sexy, sexy shirt.

  • Anonymous

    “is there anyone here who isn’t sleep or touching theirself?”

    I’m asleep and touching myself. Does that count?

  • Anonymous

    someone should had recorded Joe’s face the first time he penetrated a vagina. I bet his expression was priceless.

  • Anonymous

    are u a boy or a girl?? The one that’s touching her/himself

  • Nick

    “someone should had recorded Joe’s face the first time he penetrated a vagina. I bet his expression was priceless.”

    Does it have to be a vagina. I’ve got a picture of him penetrating Kevin’s ass without lube for the first time. Does that count?

  • Anonymous

    “are u a boy or a girl?? The one that’s touching her/himself”

    I’m Miley’s dog. But I can type 80wpm. But only after she scratches my belly.