Zayn Malik ‘I’ve Been Text Dumped Before’

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  • UKnowULuvMe

    SubwayToVenus said:

    Why do anons call them gay as if it’s an insult? They CLEARLY don’t understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!

    Lmao, we are all beggin for them to be gay.
    ———
    Exactly! We think it’s tragic that they have to pretend like they’re full hetero. Poor boys…

  • l?veislouder

    Anonymous said:

    Ughh zayn my bby whos the bitch that dumped u ill kill her
    =========================
    This is where we see who is better for a particular person. My first thought was, “BB ZAYN, I WOULD NEVER TEXT DUMP YOU, CUM TO MEEEE!” and this person’s first thought is murder.
    I think we all know who is better for Zayn, just saying.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    SubwayToVenus said:

    Who would dump Zayn though
    ———-
    Someone totes cray cray.

  • l?veislouder

    SubwayToVenus said:

    Who would dump Zayn though
    =====================
    Anyone who dumped any of these guys is kicking themselves lol

  • Anonymous

    I’m sick of hearing about this band…

  • UKnowULuvMe

    Anonymous said:

    I’m sick of hearing about this band…
    ———-
    I will give you no hate for that. Valid opinion.

  • l?veislouder

    Anonymous said:

    I’m sick of hearing about this band…
    ===============
    I won’t give hate either, but you could always, you know, get off this site then.

  • SubwayToVenus

    May 28, 2012 @ 12:28 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    SubwayToVenus said:

    Who would dump Zayn though
    =====================
    Anyone who dumped any of these guys is kicking themselves lol

    What if they’re assholes, or shitty boyfriends, or smelly, or have very small dicks or suck at kissing.
    WHAT IF THEY’RE NOT THE SEX GODS WE THINK THEY ARE.

  • Anonymous

    If I’m being completely honest I don’t have a favourite but I have a least favourite,it actually bugs because I want love them all equally but yeahhh…

  • SubwayToVenus

    I’m going to tell you something about english boys girls, I lived in the US for 7 years and that’s why I’m used to shower EVERY DAY and if I don’t I feel sick, but people in England DON’T shower everyday, just letting you all know.

  • l?veislouder

    What if they’re assholes, or shitty boyfriends, or smelly, or have very small dicks or suck at kissing.
    WHAT IF THEY’RE NOT THE SEX GODS WE THINK THEY ARE.
    ========================
    lololol well according to Sydney Dalton, they’re assholes. byeee shitty person we hate in the fandom lol god.

    I just want to experiment and the report back with my findings and prove them AMAZING SEX GODS once and for all! lmao

  • UKnowULuvMe

    SubwayToVenus said:
    What if they’re assholes, or shitty boyfriends, or smelly, or have very small dicks or suck at kissing.
    WHAT IF THEY’RE NOT THE SEX GODS WE THINK THEY ARE.
    ———-
    Small dicks? *Gasp* Don’t even joke about something like that! LOL

  • l?veislouder

    Small dicks? *Gasp* Don’t even joke about something like that! LOL
    ===================
    Well I know Louis and Liam aren’t circumcised; that kinda turned me off to Liam a bit lol.

  • SubwayToVenus

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    lololol well according to Sydney Dalton, they’re assholes. byeee shitty person we hate in the fandom lol god.

    I just want to experiment and the report back with my findings and prove them AMAZING SEX GODS once and for all! lmao

    And what if they are..
    Yeah I want to experiment too.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ———
    Small dicks? *Gasp* Don’t even joke about something like that! LOL

    WHAT IF.

  • Miss Fortune

    Um… Who cares how “big” they are?

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I’m going to tell you something about english boys girls, I lived in the US for 7 years and that’s why I’m used to shower EVERY DAY and if I don’t I feel sick, but people in England DON’T shower everyday, just letting you all know.
    ——–
    I feel like I’m one of those people who wouldn’t be able to have sex without showering first because I’m so anal about hygiene lmao

  • UKnowULuvMe

    l?veislouder said:
    Well I know Louis and Liam aren’t circumcised; that kinda turned me off to Liam a bit lol.
    ———–
    It kinda shocked me that they answered that question in that interview. I was like that was a detail I had ZERO curiousity for. I don’t mind that they’re uncircumsized, though. The whole cut vs. uncut debate is just silly to me. Regardless of what the state, they both go in don’t they?

  • l?veislouder

    lol oh, also according to Sydney Dalton, that picture of Zayn’s penis is really him. If she’s right, MY BB IS CIRCUMCISED!

    lmfao

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Um… Who cares how “big” they are?
    —–
    IA. You just have to be able to deliver. Huge dicks terrify me anyway. Like ewe

  • Anonymous

    *crying* wishing that I could see them tomorrow in Toronto.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    Miss Fortune said:

    Um… Who cares how “big” they are?
    —–
    Horny chicas. Let them perv if they want. You don’t have to participate.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    l?veislouder said:

    lol oh, also according to Sydney Dalton, that picture of Zayn’s penis is really him. If she’s right, MY BB IS CIRCUMCISED!

    lmfao
    ————–
    What Zayn penis? How did she obtain this penis?

  • Icy.Darcy.Stormy

    Oh, but, I like participating! What is my two cents worth if I don’t put them out there? ;)

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    *crying* wishing that I could see them tomorrow in Toronto.
    ——-
    *hugs* go to the venue anyway! You might be able to meet them outside!

  • Icy.Darcy.Stormy

    My boyfriend is somewhat above average, and he is barely able to fit inside of me… Sooo, yeah, I wouldn’t wish for someone with a huge one, especially if you’re a virgin.

  • Anonymous

    I want to but I feel like being there and seeing all the excited fans will be too much for my heart lol. I went to the venue last time they were here and seeing what I was missing out on… *sigh* it hurt so bad.

  • Anonymous

    l?veislouder said:
    Anonymous said:

    I’m sick of hearing about this band…
    ===============
    I won’t give hate either, but you could always, you know, get off this site then.

    ———————-

    Why would they leave the site entirely? The last time I checked this site was called Oceanup, not OneDirection-up. Oh I just checked again. Still Oceanup.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I hate sharing my boys with all these noobs >.<

  • Anonymous

    gays

  • UKnowULuvMe

    Why do anons call them gay as if it’s an insult? They CLEARLY don’t understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!

  • UKnowULuvMe

    Live.Love.Learn. said:

    I hate sharing my boys with all these noobs >.<
    ———
    Jsyk, I think everyone is still on the Bieber post. I’m not sure, though. They may migrate here.

  • Anonymous

    Ughh zayn my bby whos the bitch that dumped u ill kill her

  • SubwayToVenus

    Why do anons call them gay as if it’s an insult? They CLEARLY don’t understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!

    Lmao, we are all beggin for them to be gay.

  • l?veislouder

    UKnowULuvMe said:

    Why do anons call them gay as if it’s an insult? They CLEARLY don’t understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!
    =======================
    lmfao, I love this!! <3333

  • SubwayToVenus

    Who would dump Zayn though

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  • Live.Love.Learn.

    SMDH at every fucking American magazine who thinks they’re breaking some kind of news with these “10 things you didn’t know about 1D” articles. Awkward how I knew every single one…

  • l?veislouder

    It kinda shocked me that they answered that question in that interview. I was like that was a detail I had ZERO curiousity for. I don’t mind that they’re uncircumsized, though. The whole cut vs. uncut debate is just silly to me. Regardless of what the state, they both go in don’t they?
    ======================
    I don’t know, I think I’ve read there are health benefits to being circumcised, it’s more hygienic, and it’s just easier to deal with.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ——-
    I feel like I’m one of those people who wouldn’t be able to have sex without showering first because I’m so anal about hygiene lmao

    I know, I’m the same way but because I got used to it, people in here.. you’re lucky if they shower 3 times in one week. Yuck.

  • SubwayToVenus

    May 28, 2012 @ 12:48 pm
    l?veislouder said:
    lol oh, also according to Sydney Dalton, that picture of Zayn’s penis is really him. If she’s right, MY BB IS CIRCUMCISED!

    lmfao

    NO ONE in england is circumcised except jewish and muslim boys and Zayn doesn’t seem VERY religious but… who knows hahahah

  • SubwayToVenus

    My boyfriend is somewhat above average, and he is barely able to fit inside of me… Sooo, yeah, I wouldn’t wish for someone with a huge one, especially if you’re a virgin.

    Omg lmao.

  • Icy.Darcy.Stormy

    Bahaha! Yeah, right! I’d like to see you peel yourself from the computer to shower every day! Ugh, you have no sympathy whatsoever for people who have a lot of siblings.

  • l?veislouder

    What Zayn penis? How did she obtain this penis?
    =================
    there was a picture released that is supposedly Zayn, and Sydney says it is him.

  • SubwayToVenus

    =================
    there was a picture released that is supposedly Zayn, and Sydney says it is him.

    How the fuck would she know?

  • UKnowULuvMe

    l?veislouder said:
    I don’t know, I think I’ve read there are health benefits to being circumcised, it’s more hygienic, and it’s just easier to deal with.
    ———
    It’s not difficult to pull the foreskin back clean. That’s what I have heard uncircumsized guys say. To each their own I guess.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    I know, I’m the same way but because I got used to it, people in here.. you’re lucky if they shower 3 times in one week. Yuck.
    ——
    Ewe gross! When I say without showering first, I mean you better go wash your fucking dick right before you stick it inside of me. ROFL

  • l?veislouder

    NO ONE in england is circumcised except jewish and muslim boys and Zayn doesn’t seem VERY religious but… who knows hahahah
    ==================
    Zayn doesn’t, but his father sure does, and if his father was the one in control, Zayn was circumcised as soon as he came out of the uterus lmao

  • l?veislouder

    How the fuck would she know?
    =================
    maybe she saw it when she was dressing for the gym xD

  • SubwayToVenus

    ——
    Ewe gross! When I say without showering first, I mean you better go wash your fucking dick right before you stick it inside of me. ROFL

    AND THAT’S NOT AS BAD AS FRANCE, THEY SHOWER ONCE A WEEK.
    Lmfao, I know right, maybe that’s why I haven’t been with anyone ever since I arrived here.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    May 28, 2012 @ 12:57 pm
    l?veislouder said:

    What Zayn penis? How did she obtain this penis?
    =================
    there was a picture released that is supposedly Zayn, and Sydney says it is him.
    ———
    Can you send us a link or something so we can judge for ourselves? Do you see his face?

  • l?veislouder

    It’s not difficult to pull the foreskin back clean. That’s what I have heard uncircumsized guys say. To each their own I guess.
    =====================
    That’s what I’ve heard too, but I guess it would just be much simpler to not have the foreskin. Like having longer hair versus shorter hair. You’re able to wash, style, etc long hair, it’s just easier to manage short hair.

  • SubwayToVenus

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  • l?veislouder

    Can you send us a link or something so we can judge for ourselves? Do you see his face?
    ===============
    if you google “zayn malik penis” it’s the second picture. No, you don’t see his face.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ==================
    Zayn doesn’t, but his father sure does, and if his father was the one in control, Zayn was circumcised as soon as he came out of the uterus lmao

    DANIELLE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MAN.
    YOU DO NOT EVER CHANGE YOUR MAN.
    How do you feel when it comes to the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is uncircumcised.

  • Icy.Darcy.Stormy

    On one hand, pictures that don’t reveal the face are almost always posers or just completely random people. On the other hand, it’d be a smart move for a celebrity to never include their faces in a nude picture. Gives so much room for denying. Either way, s’good fantasy fuel for people who are into that sort’ve thing.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    SubwayToVenus said:
    DANIELLE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MAN.
    YOU DO NOT EVER CHANGE YOUR MAN.
    How do you feel when it comes to the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is uncircumcised.
    ———-
    I don’t know about her, but I don’t mind. He can pop my cherry with his unclipped manhood if he wants.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    AND THAT’S NOT AS BAD AS FRANCE, THEY SHOWER ONCE A WEEK.
    Lmfao, I know right, maybe that’s why I haven’t been with anyone ever since I arrived here.
    ——-
    *barfs*
    Like I haven’t showered today yet & I feel soooo dirty. I was just about to now. My hair would be a grease bucket if I didn’t wash it for a week. GROSS.

  • l?veislouder

    DANIELLE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MAN.
    YOU DO NOT EVER CHANGE YOUR MAN.
    How do you feel when it comes to the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is uncircumcised.
    =======================
    lmao, I think I knew that about him. Ehh. It’s not that I want to change the man, I’d just really prefer him to be cut. That’s what I’m used to.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ———-
    I don’t know about her, but I don’t mind. He can pop my cherry with his unclipped manhood if he wants.

    Omfg hahahahahahaha Ily.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ——
    *barfs*
    Like I haven’t showered today yet & I feel soooo dirty. I was just about to now. My hair would be a grease bucket if I didn’t wash it for a week. GROSS.

    Same here, I feel like shaving my whole head.

  • SubwayToVenus

    =======================
    lmao, I think I knew that about him. Ehh. It’s not that I want to change the man, I’d just really prefer him to be cut. That’s what I’m used to.

    I know, I’m joking haha.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    Gonna go shower..bbl

  • SubwayToVenus

    I’m going back to my fearless icon from the beginning.
    AND IT IS STAYING.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    SubwayToVenus said:

    I’m going back to my fearless icon from the beginning.
    AND IT IS STAYING.
    ————-
    AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL!

  • SubwayToVenus

    ————
    AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL!

    I know, I had that one for like a year lmfao, it’s back for good.

  • Anonymous

    WHO CARES. They’re all gay anyway.

  • SubwayToVenus

    Anonymous said:
    WHO CARES. They’re all gay anyway.

    We know.

  • Big Booty Bitches

    i would text dump bb zayn.

    i wouldn’t be able to break up with him face to face. his beautiful face would just change my mind.

    “you forgot my birthday you bastard who is so hot and omg forget it, birthdays are stupid. you’re beautiful. thats what makes you beautiful. quiet and mysterious omg youre perfect. lets just make love forever ok. have children. forget it birthdays…who cares.” – every girl who tried dumping zayn face to face

  • Anonymous

    he’s not that hot.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    Anonymous said:

    WHO CARES. They’re all gay anyway.

    ———
    #truefact

  • Anonymous

    WHO CARES. They’re all gay anyway.

  • UKnowULuvMe

    Anonymous said:

    he’s not that hot.
    ———–
    You are clearly suffering from a debilitating disease that clouds you judgement.

  • SubwayToVenus

    ———–
    You are clearly suffering from a debilitating disease that clouds you judgement.

    Lmfaooooooo

  • Anonymous

    no but venus I’m not joking, harry tweeted the lyrics of sweet disposition… Do you know what that song is about?…

  • SubwayToVenus

    Anonymous said:
    no but venus I’m not joking, harry tweeted the lyrics of sweet disposition… Do you know what that song is about?…

    OMFG ANON WHY DO YOU THINK I SHIP LARRY SO MUCH? DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THAT SONG.I wasn’t joking when I sad we know though..

  • Anonymous

    my judgement’s not clouded, he looks like mario lopez.

  • memiAndniley

    May 28, 2012 @ 01:16 pm
    Anonymous said:

    WHO CARES. They’re all gay anyway.

    except for ma bby zayn!!!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    my judgement’s not clouded, he looks like mario lopez.

    ——–

    I laughed

  • Anonymous

    What’s that song sweet disposition about? I don’t get it.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    WHO CARES. They’re all gay anyway.

    Except for Niall who’s all mine <3

  • SubwayToVenus

    Anonymous said:
    What’s that song sweet disposition about? I don’t get it.

    Closeted love, forbbiden love, UNSTOPPABLE LOVE.
    *coughs*

  • SubwayToVenus

    WHO CARES. They’re all gay anyway.

    Except for Niall who’s all mine <3

    You’re lucky Louis is my favourite now bitch… at least I have support now while fighting bitches who want to link our bb to demi.

  • Live.Love.Learn.

    You’re lucky Louis is my favourite now bitch… at least I have support now while fighting bitches who want to link our bb to demi
    —–
    Lol I never liked bitches who linked him to Demi though! But yeah now I’m gonna be going medieval on them hoes! I am Niall’s Princess <3

  • Anonymous

    only 3 people posting on this islamist pakistanese
    ====
    ewww get lost bunch of apu obseesive fan

  • SubwayToVenus

    Anonymous said:
    only 3 people posting on this islamist pakistanese
    ====
    ewww get lost bunch of apu obseesive fan

    Lol, get some fucking manners.

  • Anonymous

    Some rude stupid anonymous comments here and I’m not even a 1D fan…

  • The cunt destroyer

    I’m going to tell you something about english boys girls, I lived in the US for 7 years and that’s why I’m used to shower EVERY DAY and if I don’t I feel sick, but people in England DON’T shower everyday, just letting you all know.
    ——–
    I feel like I’m one of those people who wouldn’t be able to have sex without showering first because I’m so anal about hygiene lmao

    —————
    That’s bullshit considering I live in England & I am British and I do shower/bath everyday. Every morning before college/work actually. Who ever told you this is full of shit. My boyfriend also showers everyday before going about his daily routine. Just because one British person doesn’t shower everyday, doesn’t mean we all don’t.