Justin Bieber Penis Enlargement Lawsuit

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Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card according to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ. Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father:

Allegation: ‘Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug. Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.

[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones. Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. I’m an emotional mess.. America must boycott biebers music!’

  • Anonymous

    Lol,this is beyond hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like a fan fic…

  • Anonymous

    If it wasn’t for the Usher + firework + anal. I would buy it

  • Anonymous

    I was like, “wtf can this kid get anymore embarrassing” then I read through the statements and I was like, “IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE?” people these days…. I just can’t….

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    If it wasn’t for the Usher + firework + anal. I would buy it


    lol me too that part had me flippin the fuck out of my laptop i was like, ‘da fuq did i just read’

  • Anonymous

    since when could you buy cocaine with a credit card

  • Anonymous

    LOL okay

  • Anonymous

    loooool, and all of this is true becauuuuuse, justin needs to steal a credit card, he’s poor lol.

  • Anonymous

    Hey it’s about Justin bieber maybe the idiot himself made it up, wouldn’t surprise me.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    oceanup been hacked for posting stuff like that ? -_-
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    THIS IS TRUE! OCEANUP NOT IS HACKED

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    ahahahahaha made my day man people are so stupid to believe this
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    hahaha and you believe biebe have a big penis!!

  • Anonymous

    Why would oceanup post some shit like this. i dont even like justin but to give an idiot like this attention is stupid as fuck. smh

  • Anonymous

    There is only one man that is Selena’s father and most people have seen his picture. I don’t understand how this is being contested or brought to public light. it makes the Mariah story seem completely, 100% legit.

  • Anonymous

    What have i just read… and dear lord i hope it is true

  • Anonymous

    Just finsished watching TMZlive, and they said it was a bogus lawsuit! And if any of you on here actually thought it was real, im embarrassed for you all!Its actually the second bogus lawsuit they got today, the other one was about Rihanna and Chris Brown! That one was quite funny as well, saying that Chris Brown accused Rihanna of giving him herpes, and that he didnt beat her up, that she punched herself in the face and shit like that! They said this person who is making up all these bogus lawsuits will probably get away with it, cause if Justin or Rihanna try to sue for defamation of character, its not like they can get any money from this guy, because he’s probably a poor lost soul.. lol

  • Maria Luiza F. Barbosa

    DUDE HIGH AS FUCK

  • Anonymous

    make my daughter selena gomez pregnant ?

  • Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don’t even care that this isn’t real. It’s the funniest thing I have ever read!

  • Anonymous

    That is freaking awesome! xD
    I wish it was true.

  • Anonymous

    This shit is so random.

  • SlimShady

    Dafuq? I laughed, but still. Sad OU.

  • Anonymous

    this story sounds so fake.

  • Anonymous

    Is this another joke by this little fucking prick. Wish he would go crawl under a rock and stay there.

  • Anonymous

    i hope this story its true!! make me laugh ever

  • Anonymous

    Lmao did a perverted child write this? I can’t

  • Anonymous

    Oh my God!
    I am not at all, under any circumstances a fan of Bieber, but this is literally the dumbest shit I’ve read.

    Usher lighting up firework in the guys ass made me laugh though! hahaha

    Anyway, it sounds like someone have tried making up the dumbest rumor ever just to see if anyone will believe it.

  • Anonymous

    this is so lame, oceanup, this is just sad. most stupid story ever. just beyong stupid

  • Anonymous

    haha this is so fake i men really like? what?!?

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA, this is soooo funny.

  • Anonymous

    this is the funniest article ever, what a joke… some people really have nothing better to do then write a bunch of lies, shity ones at that hahahah

  • Anonymous

    Omg, my heart weeps for America :(

  • Anonymous

    i was laughing so hard over the first paragraph. then i finished the article. i’m not a bieber fan but come on, this story is so odd and 100% false.

  • Anonymous

    HAUHUAHAU yeah ok.. i’m pretty sure that a lot of people will actually believe in that story.

  • Anonymous

    oh my god, i can’t breathe!! x’D all the awards to this troll

  • Anonymous

    oh my god, i can’t breathe!! x’D all the awards to this troll

  • Anonymous

    i literally cant stop laughing

  • iluvbieber

    wow. why would he do that????? ‘btw i heart u, biebs

  • BrokenArrow

    lol wth

  • iluvbieber

    wow. why would he do that????? ‘btw i heart u, biebs

  • bleach

    IM LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD
    OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Anonymous
  • ihatebieber

    sounds legit.

  • Anonymous

    This is too much.. I CAN’T!

  • Anonymous

    but why is justin lowkey packing tho lol

    DAMN YALL HATERS MUST BE EVEN MADDER HUH?

  • Anonymous

    Lmfao wtf is this shit!?

  • barbiescunt

    Shame on Bieber. That dirty bastard….. -__-

  • Anonymous

    This is so fake it’s just ridiculous…

  • Anonymous

    EXACTLY what went through my head while I was reading this….

  • ParaMonster

    This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • Ranii

    Probably some fanfic writer caught up in his own fantasies

  • Anonymous

    omg oceanup loool

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  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAH

    have to buy that thing?

    that sucks!

    bieber is like lesbian with Penis Enlargement lol

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  • Anonymous

    I believe some parts of the story
    Idk if it would have been selenas dad but why would they sleep together in a random guys house & also the fire work part seems fake

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    people don’t be a hater ok!!! this is not true!!! so leave him alone and find something productive to do with your lives!!!

    Don’t worry Justin Bieber I got your back <3

  • Anonymous

    looks too fake, biebs hahahhah

  • Anonymous

    if any of you believe any of this you are too stupid to insult

  • ParaMonster

    Oh imagine if all that were true.

  • exoticmist

    That was my entertainment for the day.

  • Anonymous

    is this true?? I mean the thing about selena. bieber is the shittiest thing i ever saw xD hes a lesbian xD

  • lovelife

    goodness.

  • Anonymous

    oceanup been hacked for posting stuff like that ? -_-

  • Anonymous

    seems legit

  • Anonymous

    ahahahahaha made my day man people are so stupid to believe this

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