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  • Anonymous

    Well if they’re reading this, joe take care of your image. Looking like a hobo ain’t cute, but you are cute tho. Shave and get a haircut like when you were in NYC with ho.

    And please for the love of God, don’t tan and use sunblock daily.

  • Anonymous

    Blanda is hot and you need to look hot for her. Or else she’s going to ditch yo ass brotha.

  • Anonymous

    Sometimes I wish the people who want to tell Joe how to look would put up their own picture. Because they must be unarguably flawless.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder why he’s neglecting himself so much. Is he depressed or something. I hope not! maybe he’ll clean up now that Blanda isn’t around

  • Anonymous

    I’m laughing that Blanda has her own post now. Joe has made her famous,so she got what she wanted.Anyways i’m sure he must be missing her now

  • Anonymous

    Why is she in Miami?? business or hanging out with friends? hmmm

  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:10 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Sometimes I wish the people who want to tell Joe how to look would put up their own picture. Because they must be unarguably flawless.
    ——-

    No I’m pretty flawless jk no really I am, I just want Joe to look great that’s all. . Because he is a pretty boy, no need to look like Shia labeuff 2.0. Or if he’s keeping the long hair to take care of it and please shave.

  • Anonymous

    she is so ugly. even uglier than ho (and ho was a vomit)

  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:12 pm
    Anonymous said:
    I wonder why he’s neglecting himself so much. Is he depressed or something. I hope not! maybe he’ll clean up now that Blanda isn’t around

    ——–

    No he’s just a lazy mofo.

  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:15 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Why is she in Miami?? business or hanging out with friends? hmmm

    —–/

    Is joe with her?

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:18 pm
    Anonymous said:
    she is so ugly. even uglier than ho (and ho was a vomit)

    Let’s be real Natashia is hot and blanda isn’t so bad either, at least not in this pic.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Considering Joe and Blanda are a thing, maybe I will finally get the chance to meet someone from JB! Lol. (Meaning that he may go to Miami sometime in the near future.) ^____^ Even if I have to drive 30-40 minutes! No I really wouldn’t, but it’s a thought! XD

  • Anonymous

    You guys do now that Joe Natashia for almost a year, right? Joe is so fucking sneaky,omg and he told us that ho was just a friend when we saw him with her sneaking out the back of a restaurant

  • Anonymous

    Dated*

  • xAskTaylorx

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:01 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Yeah i think they come on oceanup,because now they are doing things that we were complaining about on the other Jbs post haha. Nice to see them in the studio. The pic with nick and now joe in the studio is awesome. They just need to hurry up with new music xD

    Looks like we might! get a break with Janda,since she is in Miami right now. Sorry, but thank goodness!

    ————

    OMG! Your right! We should bitch more often! ; ) Lol.

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup fuck you and her

  • Anonymous

    This tranny is a hardcore partier. I hope she/he die soon. I hate satan worshippers

  • Anonymous

    Awww his soon to be wife has left LA now Blanda has her own post, even without Blanda!? haha see, thanks to joe,she’s getting popular now

  • Anonymous

    Hey look joe is working on music <— what everyone should be talking about

  • Anonymous

    How can you wish death on someone!! that’s LOW you might not like her,but it’s HER life, she can do what she wants, and she’s not satanic anyways,so sttfu about it

  • Anonymous

    * I meant even without joe!?* I hate when i make mistakes lol

  • Anonymous

    WHAT girlfriends get their own post now. As long as she is out of the way and the guys are getting back to work. Waiting waiting for new music.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah i think they come on oceanup,because now they are doing things that we were complaining about on the other Jbs post haha. Nice to see them in the studio. The pic with nick and now joe in the studio is awesome. They just need to hurry up with new music xD

    Looks like we might! get a break with Janda,since she is in Miami right now. Sorry, but thank goodness!

  • Anonymous

    Joe took care of his appearance more when he was dating ho. Why can’t Joe go back to this?

    http://oceanup.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/main_pic/images/joe-jonas-iphone%20(9).jpg

    I’m tired of his cheyne Thomas phase.

  • Anonymous

    haha thank you oceanup, now we can do fun of this satanic druggie

    this slut is so disgusting like natashia ho. ho is a weed addict & blando is a cocaine/heroin adict. both are nobody, attention whores, drunker, trashy.

  • Anonymous

    I love Danielle!! she is drama free, and SO sweet. She’s not trying to be in the spotlight. She just wants to love and be with her lover Kevin. Joe and Nick need someone like her to date.I hope they do. I’m sorry, and i’m not one to judge, because i don’t know her,but there’s something not right with Blanda, and she brings too much drama

  • Anonymous

    I find it funny how some hate Blanda for supposedly worshipping the Devil when hate is on the same side as the Devil.
    Continue to hate, continue down the path of darkness straight to the Devil.

  • Anonymous

    This satan crap is getting ridiculous. I’m starting to think you’re just writing this sh*t to get attention. You’re repeating the same thing every time in every jb or Blanda post.Stop now,you’ve said what you needed to say. I wish you would come to your senses,and realize it’s not going to change anything,so get over it already.Tired of hearing about it

  • Anonymous

    this bitch is a druggie (cocaine and heroina) look at her illuminati video…

  • Anonymous

    Cool beans….

  • Anonymous

    You know this by ONE video!? and that video isn’t satanic LOL it’s about oral sex. You must be a child. She doesn’t do drugs, stop making up sh*t, and she’s not into the illuminati. The clothes aren’t even hers! but her friends! clothing line. Get your facts straight. You just have issues with joe’s gf, it has nothing to do with the stuff you keep going on about :/

  • Anonymous

    Illuminati is the name of the group who sing and do the music btw!! it’s not a cult,so sit down and shut up already

  • Anonymous

    I feel bad for joe being seperated by his love.He must be missing her alot now! since they spent everyday together, now she’s in Miami :/ I see him going there just to see her

  • Anonymous

    She’s satanic

  • Anonymous

    She is not satanic you moron

  • Anonymous

    She is satanic fame whore

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP, PLEASE THIS SATAN WORSHIPPER CALLED BLANDA IS GROSS. PLEASE DON’T POST NOTHING ABOUT THIS NOBODY

  • Anonymous

    OMG I’M SHAKING!!! http://blindgossip.com/?p=48815 THIS BITCH IS SATAN WORKSHIPER!!! OMG

  • Anonymous

    I wouldn’t call her successful. For all the years she’s designed she doesn’t have much to show for it. It’s doubtful she’s worshiping the devil, though. But to attack Danielle is truly out of line. She has never gotten on twitter and stirred up trouble w/fans even though several of N & J’s girlfriends have.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is happy now

  • Anonymous

    When Joe was with Ashley, he always looked clean and flawless, the same with Camilla. He was happy.

    she got drunk, remember even BI said she is a hardcore partier

  • Anonymous

    Hey papa jonas tell the boys to release their new single via movie like the hunger games etc

  • Anonymous

    I’m sure she got drunk, remember even BI said she is a hardcore partier

    look at those nasty faces http://www.schweizer-illustrierte.ch/prominente/angela-martini-bikini-show-miami-model-fashion-swim-week

  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:31 pm
    Anonymous said:
    When Joe was with Ashley, he always looked clean and flawless, the same with Camilla. He was happy.

    she got drunk, remember even BI said she is a hardcore partier

    ——

    And Natashia and Taylor and Amelia.

  • Anonymous

    Oh pleaseeeee of you believe bi….

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    I really do like blanda for joe tho, from what I hear she’s like dani, in the sense she’s down to earth and drama free unlike other exes like Taylor. I think this is one of joes best girlfriend choices. She seems to really appreciate joe and gets along with the fam.

  • Anonymous

    Blanda is a much better choice than the last ex ho. Ho was really stuck up and aloof. This one is more humble.

  • Anonymous

    Business?? hahahah that’s a screen. Blanda’s a drug dealer .. a person who lives in NY know much about her

  • Anonymous

    Blanda is not a drug dealer what even…

  • Anonymous

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=48970#comments this break my heart… i don’t know if this is true but i’m worried

  • Anonymous

    “his current girlfriend is a hard-partying, older woman who is using him to promote her business (cocaine …)”

  • Anonymous

    oceanUP said:
    <3 blanda jonas
    ---------------
    Follow her on twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Blanda_Jonas :D

  • Anonymous

    Is joe with her?
    ——

    No I think he’s in LA working with his brothers on their music. That’s why he looks so sad on his IG pics

  • Anonymous

    he was sad before she even left.

  • Anonymous

    oceanUP said:
    <3 blanda jonas
    ---------------
    Follow her on twitter:
    https://twitter.com/Blanda_Jonas

    That’s my twitter…

  • Anonymous

    He isn’t sad. dumbass people. Joe is happy

  • Anonymous

    Joe is working with his brothers in LA. He is finally happy.

  • Anonymous

    Joe sad for her? Really? Dumbass people. This is so hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    of course, he’s happy, she’s gone.

  • Anonymous

    Ho ho ho

  • Anonymous

    @joejonas: @JoeJonasLPE that’s cool

    He’s so cute, I lalalala love him. It’s funny how nick was my favorite and now it’s Joey and I defend him to death, when people bash him. My bb

  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 02:17 pm
    Anonymous said:
    of course, he’s happy, she’s gone.
    —-

    Lol

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    He isn’t sad. dumbass people. Joe is happy
    —-
    You Joe? You know Joe? You know someone who knows Joe? No? Well then, you’re as clueless as the next person and know just as much, if not less than anyone else DUMBASS! I don’t know shit either but at least I’m not claiming to.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Joey bear if you’re herer your next single should be released via a movie, that way it gets more exposure!

  • Anonymous

    Maybe she is not a devil worshiper. But she is someone who obviously likes the attention she’s getting. She wasn’t on her twitter for months and now all of a sudden she’s a tweeter. Nick & Joe always pick attention hounds. Except for Camilla Belle. She was pretty quiet.

  • Anonymous

    Sam barks was also a quiet girl.

  • Anonymous

    She and Danielle left at the same time so that the JB could get back to concentrating on music. Which was an excellent idea.

  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 02:30 pm
    Anonymous said:
    She and Danielle left at the same time so that the JB could get back to concentrating on music. Which was an excellent idea.

    -

    Gigi is still in LA.

  • Anonymous

    You guys are idiots. She has a full-time job as a graphic designer. Not for Obey. She’s not a drug dealer, and these “people” in NY who “know much about her” don’t exist. You South Americans are so stupid you always fall for lies. You believe fake poser twitters and anything else anyone says. Don’t you think down there? Blanda is an educated professional woman and has no fame aspirations. OU posted this to piss you off. Besides, if anyone wanted to be famous, this is hardly where they would want their name to appear. Why don’t you blame the Jonas woman who really does use her guy to get somewhere (because she’s too stupid and uneducated to do anything on her own). Danielle.

  • Anonymous

    Danielle is a good and sweet woman, stop kissing B ass.

  • Anonymous

    Dec 7, 2012 @ 02:55 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Danielle is a good and sweet woman, stop kissing B ass.

    ——

    So is blandi.

  • Anonymous

    oceanUP You know that she is a fucking hooker, satan worshipper & famewhoring.

    Do you support SATAN 4 EVER?? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9OBz9UCAAEb6lz.jpg
    —-
    People like you are satan’s bitch.

  • Anonymous

    BTW Blanda’s real twitter is @blahblahblanda and she hardly tweets.

  • Anonymous

    The Demon Worshipper is getting her heroine in Miami

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    BTW Blanda’s real twitter is @blahblahblanda and she hardly tweets
    ====
    Well, not until recently since she got spotted with Joe …. just saying, draw your own conclusions!

  • Anonymous

    Danielle is flawless. She is a decent lady NOT a drug dealer, NOT a smoker, NOT a prostitute, NOT a hardcore partier, NOT a Satanic, Danielle is simply a normal lady and We like her, Denise Jonas likes her.

    Denise Jonas liked Samantha Barks, also Ashley Greene (maybe) and no one else

    Blanda is OLD and a famewhore! and the worst, she is a SATANIC… FUCK BLANDA & HER SATAN 4 EVER. that woman deserves the hell

  • Anonymous

    Blandi is part of the illuminati so hopefully she helps with their album sales!

  • Anonymous

    And this is info about blanda is relevant how? just wondering

  • Anonymous

    OMG you’re officially creepyand annoying,going on and on and on about Blanda being satanic. Geez enough, you’ve said it SO many times. We get it already!! YOU believe that sh*t! but some of us don’t give a crap what you say

  • Anonymous

    So many mean judgemental people on oceanup, so ridiculous :/

  • Anonymous

    Danielle is a good woman, her not

  • Anonymous

    I think she’s stunning. Good for Joe!

  • Anonymous

    what trashy cougar

  • Anonymous

    She is far from a cougar and in no way trashy. Stop being such a jealous twit

  • oceanUP

    <3 blanda jonas :)

  • Anonymous

    no one cares for the flop jonas why would someone care for the floppest jonas`s girlfriend? OCEAN UP ANNOYS ME

  • Anonymous

    Omg blanda is so gorgeous.

  • Anonymous

    oceanUP You know that she is a fucking hooker, satan worshipper & famewhoring.

    Do you support SATAN 4 EVER?? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9OBz9UCAAEb6lz.jpg

  • Anonymous

    POOR MIAMI THE STAN WORSHIPPER IS THERE. RUN PEOPLE RUN

  • Anonymous

    she looks like a prostitute. she is like wilmer valderrama

  • Anonymous

    Poor joe! his gf has gone to Miami, i wonder why? he must be missing her

  • Anonymous

    Lol since Blanda has gone to Miami,now joe is back on twitter,and has linked his twitter with his instagram again? strange. Maybe she’s gone there for business. That’s why joe is sad :(

  • Anonymous

    Oh come on. She is beautiful and looks like a fun person