Justin Bieber On Grammy Shutout + Bieber’s Testicles Prized At $5,000!

Police document on Justin Bieber castration plot states: ‘When Mr Martin asked what Mr Staake had bought to castrate the victims, Mr Ruane stated that he had bought a pair of hand-held hedge clippers.

In response to Mr Staake’s reluctance to follow through with the castrations, Mr Ruane stated he was going to do it & get ‘five large for each one I get’. Mr Martin confirmed that Mr Ruane was going to get $2,500 per testicle.

Mr Martin suggested hiding them, such as the engine compartment, so as to avoid detection should they get pulled over. When asked to explain why Victim 3 [Bieber] was to be killed, Mr Martin stated that Victim 3 has a measure of fame and that he had become infatuated with Victim 3.

Mr Martin attempted to solicit correspondence on numerous occasions and that Victim 3 never returned in kind. This perceived slight made Mr Martin upset and, coupled with Mr Martin’s perception of being a ‘nobody’ in the prison, led him to begin plotting kidnap and murder. Bieber and his bodyguard would be strangled with a paisley tie before killing and castrating them.

UPDATE: ABC is developing a sitcom based on Justin Bieber’s life. Bieber would executive produce the show with his manager Scooter Braun, reports TV Guide. The untitled family show would center on Bieber’s background before he got famous. The comedy is about a future pop star’s awkward teenage years and his unorthodox family.

  • Your Love is my Drug

    A SITCOM WTF IM DYING

  • Anonymous

    ABC is developing a sitcom based on Justin Bieber’s life. Bieber would executive produce the show with his manager Scooter Braun, reports TV Guide. The untitled family show would center on Bieber’s background before he got famous. The comedy is about a future pop star’s awkward teenage years and his unorthodox family.

    D: Biebs bettah milk his fame!
    Why is this giving me Hannah Montana teas tho :/?

  • Anonymous

    Sorry but it’s supposed to be about the fucking music or so they keep saying… Why doesn’t he just put out free music for his fans? Him and Scooter seem to be sucking every ounce of money and dignity out of his moronic fans. Bieber has been a blight on society ever since his debut.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Sorry but it’s supposed to be about the fucking music or so they keep saying… Why doesn’t he just put out free music for his fans? Him and Scooter seem to be sucking every ounce of money and dignity out of his moronic fans. Bieber has been a blight on society ever since his debut.

    He’s releasing an acoustic version of his last album, I learned. That should be free tbh…

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    This kid is such a tool. When is someone finally going to put a bullet in his head?

    ___

    You need to reprioritize your life. Why the fuck would you even let something this low and unnecessary be typed out, let alone said? I get the dislike of him but not to this level, you need help.

  • Anonymous

    Let’s not pretend that the haters, the ones that dislike him and people that could careless about him are not going to watch the show.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    This kid is such a tool. When is someone finally going to put a bullet in his head?

    ___

    You need to reprioritize your life. Why the fuck would you even let something this low and unnecessary be typed out, let alone said? I get the dislike of him but not to this level, you need help.

    MTE. So many sick people.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Let’s not pretend that the haters, the ones that dislike him and people that could careless about him are not going to watch the show.

    He’s producer, not the lead in the sitcom they’re planning.

  • Anonymous

    Let’s not pretend that the haters, the ones that dislike him and people that could careless about him are not going to watch the show.

    He’s producer, not the lead in the sitcom they’re planning
    ___

    I know.

  • Anonymous

    That awkward moment when they go to castrate Justin and find what many have always said ….a vagina

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    That awkward moment when they go to castrate Justin and find what many have always said ….a vagina

    With curly Selena pubes

  • Anonymous

    He needs to keep sucking the money out of his young dumb naive fans while he’s still popular, which is starting to fade since some of his fans are getting older and realizing what a douche he is and what the hell they were they thinking when there’s more manly men out there to fall for (or even better REAL guys they have a chance to be with). He’s all about the money and himself now, not the music. If he was about his fans and the music he wouldn’t have released a dumb movie in 3D (expensive),then release it again extended a few days later to suck the money out of his fans AGAIN, charge insane prices for his concerts, etc.

    Anonymous said:
    Him and Scooter seem to be sucking every ounce of money and dignity out of his moronic fans. Bieber has been a blight on society ever since his debut.

  • Anonymous

    He totally deserved to been castrated -_-

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    That awkward moment when they go to castrate Justin and find what many have always said ….a vagina

    LOL!!

  • Anonymous

    i know sometimes when people tell u “oh, that’s dumb, that will never work!!!” you can have the tendency to look at it as “inspiration” to “prove them wrong”…..

    but believe me. that sitcom… that is not a good idea, not an interesting idea, not in justin’s best interest, not even possible to do in a way that is tastefully entertaining, not going to be taken seriously, i could go on.

    tell scooter the idea for the wanted to have a reality show is a much better idea than this. MUCH better idea. i get it he wants to pull away from music, and break into hollywood like david geffen…. but he needs to think twice about THIS. this is not the way, the truth, or the light. NO.

    really excited for the basketball movie tho. i honestly think justin’s going to pull it off and really surprise people :)

  • Anonymous

    I heard Beliebers were mad when Justin’s Ellen interviewed was delayed because of the news of the CT shooting -_-

    Everything about Justin Bieber and his fans just disgusts me.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    He totally deserved to been castrated -_-
    _

    but if i asked you “why?”, you would not be able to give me one single solid answer

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    I heard Beliebers were mad when Justin’s Ellen interviewed was delayed because of the news of the CT shooting -_-

    Everything about Justin Bieber and his fans just disgusts me.
    _

    teenagers are often self-centered and short-sighted. hardly something to be disgusted about, and certainly not something to attribute to JUSTIN himself

  • Anonymous

    He seriously needs to go away already I’ve been so sick of him already but his stupid annoying fans keep making him still known, can’t wait till he’s completely faded out already.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    This kid is such a tool. When is someone finally going to put a bullet in his head?
    _

    i have no idea why you thought that this was an appropriate comment to make on someone who has done nothing to you, and done nothing wrong at all.

    but i’m willing to bet you’re not feeling too well in general. so i hope you cheer up soon, and know that god loves you even when you don’t feel it.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Anonymous said:
    He totally deserved to been castrated -_-
    _

    but if i asked you “why?”, you would not be able to give me one single solid answer

    Did you not hear him feeling sorry for himself not getting any Grammy nominations thinking he deserves some RME
    Stop defending him, he doesn’t care about you and just your money.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    This kid is such a tool. When is someone finally going to put a bullet in his head?

    If only…

  • Anonymous

    *he doesn’t care about you besides your money you’d be willing to give him.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    He seriously needs to go away already I’ve been so sick of him already but his stupid annoying fans keep making him still known, can’t wait till he’s completely faded out already.
    _

    lol well i hope you brought some reading material for your wait, because it sure doesn’t appear that his demise will be anytime in the near future.

    i mean, look at gaga

    http://s1.ipicture.ru/uploads/20121213/AULaFTuy.jpg

    wasn’t she like, the most talented, innovative, unbelievable new artist out? lol

    maybe you can have yourself a seat in one of those empty chairs :)

  • Anonymous

    Did you not hear him feeling sorry for himself not getting any Grammy nominations thinking he deserves some RME
    Stop defending him, he doesn’t care about you and just your money.
    _

    he actually NEVER publically bemoaned his grammy snub. NOT ONCE. if you are referring to the ellen show, ACTUALLY, he was ASKED about it, and gave his answer…

    which was the exact OPPOSITE of what your saying he did. justin said that he was looking forward to it, but that tho he was disappointed, he still considers himself very BLESSED to be in his position of making and performing music (whether it’s recognized by the grammy voters or NOT), and that he has plenty of time to make his dream a reality.

    he has actually been extremely mature and dignified about the entire situation and i have been taken aback and super proud of him for not once playing the victim (which i actually think he is!) or being entitled.

    this is why people laugh at justin bieber haters lol. JUST ADMIT THAT UR MAD. hahaha for no reason tho lol. u ain’t even trying huh lol

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    *he doesn’t care about you besides your money you’d be willing to give him.
    _

    he actually does care about me lol and all his other fans. something that differentiates him from most other celebs today ;)

    and yes, i am very willing and happy to give him my money in exchange for his hard work. that’s how it goes.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, only beliebers laugh at justin biebers’s haters. The rest of the world make fun of justin bieber fans. Just wanted to clarify that.

    True

  • Anonymous

    I’m not a fan of pop music but Justin Bieber haters have no life. I don’t like Christina Aguilera but you don’t see me belittling her fan base. I simply ignore gossip about her and continue with my life. Some haters have time to research about Justin and focus on hating him instead of dedicating that time to their fave. Also, most of these haters are anti-bullying supporters, yet you’re cyber bullying Justin and his fans. I don’t like Justin’s music but I have a heart to not belittle his talent and make fun of him because it’s rude. Some Bieber fans have said that Justin’s music have saved their lives and I respect that, so why bully them if their idol gives them faith. My fave is Mariah Carey and her music has literally saved my life just like Justin’s music have saved Beliebers lives. So just ignore Justin if you don’t like him cause the he hasn’t killed anyone, been racist or prejudice so why the hate campaign? He has supported numerous of charities and donated and he’s only 18. More than what you haters have done with your free time. You would think that you’re 12 years old by the way you constantly throw insults at Justin. He’s making music and making his fans happy. Get on with your life! I’d like to see you handle a week of being in his shoes.

  • Anonymous

    This talentless hack deserves nothing!

  • Anonymous

    Well, aren’t we a bit conceited. Fucking jackass :Sp

  • Anonymous

    BIEBER NOT deserves NOTHING

  • Anonymous

    she is such a sucker

  • oceanUP

    thank god he still has testicles for selena!

  • Anonymous

    I’m still not shipping selena until she clearly disowns Booburn.

  • Anonymous

    http://oceanup.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/thumbnail/gallery/drimmm%20%281%29.jpg

    this is the man that wanted justin dead. he has a tattoo of him on his leg and was upset that justin had not replied to his fanmail. so, he got two other men to arrange his death.

    these are the kinds of crazy people in the world who target celebs. like selena quintonffj, who was shot by an obsessive fan, taylor swift’s house was just invaded by an obsessive fan, selener was targeted by an obsessed fan…….

    there comes a point in time where you really have to wonder, is it worth it? what if this man had been successful? what of taylor had been in her house? i wonder sometimes if i’m being followed to my car, or being stalked by someone i don’t know/or used to know, and i am no one special. to have the massive target on your back known as celebrity? that’s a whole nother ball game and i honestly can’t imagine how they do it. there is no need to walk in fear if you are confident of god’s protection, but still.. when you go to sleep at night, surely the thought crosses ur mind?

    there are so many ways to reach out and help people, to find artistic fulfillment, to build a secure financial future, and to be appreciated for your work that do not involve this level of exposure. as far as superstardom goes, nothing that burns that bright can, or even should last forever. one day, if the pressure ever gets to be too much, any celeb can always step back and breathe. and relax knowing that even tho people are never gonna stop getting crazier, THEY can choose to put themselves and their future and their family’s future first.

    as for justin, i just want everyone to stay 50 feet back and show id if they want to speak to him lol i know, i know…

  • Anonymous

    niall, niall, niall… i just don’t know what to do with you

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/81be4e7c66a03e5321caeef48b280c1f/tumblr_mf20ppfOc91rbg82ao1_500.jpg

  • Anonymous

    Justin, you don’t deserve a Grammy nod so stop feeling sorry for yourself that you didn’t get one. He was such a dick on Ellen. Going from a personality like Hugh Jackman’s to Bieber’s was such a negative shift.

  • Anonymous

    he’s from the school of ‘if I smile I can ignore anything’. go get another burger king tattoo

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Did you not hear him feeling sorry for himself not getting any Grammy nominations thinking he deserves some RME
    Stop defending him, he doesn’t care about you and just your money.
    _

    he actually NEVER publically bemoaned his grammy snub. NOT ONCE. if you are referring to the ellen show, ACTUALLY, he was ASKED about it, and gave his answer…

    which was the exact OPPOSITE of what your saying he did. justin said that he was looking forward to it, but that tho he was disappointed, he still considers himself very BLESSED to be in his position of making and performing music (whether it’s recognized by the grammy voters or NOT), and that he has plenty of time to make his dream a reality.

    he has actually been extremely mature and dignified about the entire situation and i have been taken aback and super proud of him for not once playing the victim (which i actually think he is!) or being entitled.

    this is why people laugh at justin bieber haters lol. JUST ADMIT THAT UR MAD. hahaha for no reason tho lol. u ain’t even trying huh lol
    ——
    Actually, only beliebers laugh at justin biebers’s haters. The rest of the world make fun of justin bieber fans. Just wanted to clarify that.

  • Anonymous

    Actually, only beliebers laugh at justin biebers’s haters. The rest of the world make fun of justin bieber fans. Just wanted to clarify that.
    _

    not really. you’d be surprised. people laugh at those who are so transparently irrational that they hate on an 18 yr old with such vitriol.

    they do.

  • Anonymous

    This kid is such a tool. When is someone finally going to put a bullet in his head?

  • Anonymous

    LOL Beliebers… always so deluded, naive, dumb and seen as idiots by the general public…