Taylor Swift Is ‘Yoko Ono’ To One Direction

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Taylor Swift has been branded the Yoko Ono of One Direction. The rest of 1D got mad when Harry jumped on Taylor’s private jet instead of travelling from New York with them, reports The Sun. The lads had to fight their way through a crowd of fans at Heathrow and Liam Payne suffered painful injuries.

‘There was loads of room for the rest of the band in Taylor’s luxury jet but he didn’t even suggest they travelled together. It’s really not far off from the Yoko situation.’

The Beatles split in 1970 and fans have always blamed Yoko’s influence on husband John Lennon. Meanwhile, Harry has been warned by a music boss not to break Taylor’s heart, because she has a history of writing about exes. Sony label head: ‘If you’re going to do Taylor Swift wrong as a boy, you’ll wind up in a song.’

NOTE: Harry is still in LA sleeping over at Taylor’s house.

  • BrokenArrow

    that’s just ridiculous

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup your comments are pathetic

  • Kaeson

    Taylor Swift really annoys me.

    Celebs like Miley Cyrus get called ‘slut’ and everything under the sun, when she has been going out with the same guy for 3 years.

    Taylor Swift gets called ‘angelic’ , ‘great role model’ ‘pure’ , when she has been out with half of hollywood…she’s been with more guys than I’ve had hot meals.

    Besides, wasn’t Taylor going out with the Kennedy guy like literally 2-3 months ago…now she is apparently shacked up and in love with Harry? My prediction : its not real.

  • Anonymous

    Eww TayTay keep your damn camel toe vagina closed for the holidays atleast!

  • Anonymous

    Taylor is a sagittarius. she falls in love with anyone who’s nice to her. That’s how ALL sagittariuses are. Be nice to them and suddenly you’re their bestfriend or boy/girlfriend

  • SubwayToVenus

    can she just fucking leave same with him they’re so boring stap it pls

  • Anonymous

    Um are they comparing them to the Beatles cause they’re not like The Beatles -.-

    Other than having plenty of screaming obsessive girls wanting them they are no way like The Beatles

  • bleach

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAYLOR IS YOKO ONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP IS THE WORST SITE EVER! ALL THEY LIKE TO DO IS MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT! IT IS BULLSHIT AND ANYONE WHO BELIEVES ANY OF IT IS A COMPLETE MORON! OCEANUP SUCKS!
    _

    .. Taylor?
    Is this you?

    I’m only mad at OU ’cause they banned me.. Fucking jerks.

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup comments are pathetic

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup comments are pathetic
    _____

    Sooo, you’re pathetic then?

  • Anonymous

    Give it a rest….jeeze! Let them be happy.

  • Anonymous

    dumbass at least learn how to spell

  • Anonymous

    Actually, yoko Ono was Japanese. Not Korean.

    And Taylor swift is yoko one. She’s an exact copy!

    Harry, pull your head out of your ass and realize that your making a mistake.

  • Anonymous

    Taylor is not Corean

  • Anonymous

    I completely support you!! Beginning that I don’t ship them together it just doesn’t seem real! And second what the fuck is wrong with Taylor why can’t she date someone of her own age..

  • Anonymous

    I love Harry but if he got that ship tattoo just because that guy had it In Taylor’s music video, he’s a fool. He’s making me not like him, more and more everyday.

  • Anonymous

    Correction: Any boy who makes eye-contact with taylor swift winds up in a song.

  • Anonymous

    Note: Piss off.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    Correction: Any boy who makes eye-contact with taylor swift winds up in a song.

    lulz

  • Knight

    I like boats and ships and really love Harry’s new tattoo but now seeing this.. I still like the tat but jeez thats kinda creepy.

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    I love Harry but if he got that ship tattoo just because that guy had it In Taylor’s music video, he’s a fool. He’s making me not like him, more and more everyday.
    ————
    Harry got the ship , Louis got the compass and Zayn got the skull , it’s a pirates related tat waiting for Liam’s one

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    I love Harry but if he got that ship tattoo just because that guy had it In Taylor’s music video, he’s a fool. He’s making me not like him, more and more everyday.
    ————
    Harry got the ship , Louis got the compass and Zayn got the skull , it’s a pirates related tat waiting for Liam’s one

  • OCEANUP IS THE WORST SITE EVER!

    OCEANUP IS THE WORST SITE EVER! ALL THEY LIKE TO DO IS MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT! IT IS BULLSHIT AND ANYONE WHO BELIEVES ANY OF IT IS A COMPLETE MORON! OCEANUP SUCKS!

  • Anonymous

    Exactly! I don’t even like Taylor but why is she always the bad guy in these stories? Harry likes her on his own. She didn’t trick him into anything.

    Please just stop, oceanup.