Anonymous said:

Niley or Jelena?
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More like: Zelena or Helena

I shamelessly find every member of One Direction attractive.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1bbonSX3f1rqzdgvo2_500.gif
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As do I ;D
I'm only attracted to Zayn, Liam, and Harry, but they're all good-looking guys, it can't be denied.

Justin Bieber said:

Selena, go find someone else's dick to ride you to fame. I'm DONE!
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woah, you're not as dumb as i thought.

Justin Bieber said:

Selena, go find someone else's dick to ride you to fame. I'm DONE
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This week ain't up, and it's MY call NOT yours. Don't try to grow some balls & a inch of dick now

http://www.oceanup.com/2009/09/24/miley-cyrus-theres-no-way-im-in-love
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SEPTEMBER 2009. Miley : "There's no way I'm in love" means she wasn't dating Liam yet. She also tweetd "A trying time is no time to quit trying" which is what Jonas brothers said the trying times of their "Lines vines and trying times" meant. JUST SAYING.

EarthChild said:

My icon is eye sex! I've had it for like 6 months now, and I kind of want to change it, but I can't bring myself to let go of it. It's just too flawless =/
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Just replace it with another flawless gif of Zayn!
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Hi sweetie *.* (3)

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Disney made Hannah Montana toilet paper and Jonas panties so why they shouldn't made a Toy Story sex line :/?
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BABE ARE YOU GONNA COME OVER AND FUCK ME ALREADY? SEXY JESSIE IS WAITING FOR YA BUZZZZZZ

As do I ;D
I'm only attracted to Zayn, Liam, and Harry, but they're all good-looking guys, it can't be denied.
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My male friend is like obsessed with Niall hahah

SubwayToVenus said:

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Babe...if it makes you feel better you got better tatas and you're better in our Toy Story S&M nights
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Do I have that one thing?
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YOU GOT THAT ONE THING

SubwayToVenus said:

http://www.oceanup.com/2009/09/24/miley-cyrus-theres-no-way-im-in-love
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SEPTEMBER 2009. Miley : "There's no way I'm in love" means she wasn't dating Liam yet. She also tweetd "A trying time is no time to quit trying" which is what Jonas brothers said the trying times of their "Lines vines and trying times" meant. JUST SAYING.

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YAYYY, don't you feel like an archeologist discovering and matching up every little piece of niley history?

Do I have that one thing?
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YOU GOT THAT ONE THING
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I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

Justin Bieber said:

Selena, go find someone else's dick to ride you to fame. I'm DONE!
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woah, you're not as dumb as i thought.
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Should I thank you for your comment?
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Don't call my bb not as dumb, he's all the way dumb

Live.Love.Learn. said:

OceanUP EXCLUSIVE!: Jelena breaks up on our website!
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I thought you were serious i pee in my pants of excitement

This week ain't up, and it's MY call NOT yours. Don't try to grow some balls & a inch of dick now
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Fine. Since you won't hop off my dick, I'll just have to throw you off of my dick. Dream about me at night, bitch. Your career just ended.

My male friend is like obsessed with Niall hahah
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Gay male friend or? Not that I'm judging!!!! I'm totally okay with gays! lmao or is just in like an admiration kinda way?

Apr 1, 2012 @ 08:10 pm
EarthChild said:

As do I ;D
I'm only attracted to Zayn, Liam, and Harry, but they're all good-looking guys, it can't be denied.
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My male friend is like obsessed with Niall hahah
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My gay best friend looks exactly like Louis, just blonde. I love it haha
I showed him a picture of Louis back in October, and he was like O____O "OMG! That's my twin!" which is funny because he does, in fact, have a twin lol, and Louis looks more like him than his own twin does haha

This week ain't up, and it's MY call NOT yours. Don't try to grow some balls & a inch of dick now
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Damnnnn Selena I did not know you were capable of such roasts

EarthChild said:

As do I ;D
I'm only attracted to Zayn, Liam, and Harry, but they're all good-looking guys, it can't be denied.
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My male friend is like obsessed with Niall hahah
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Hi sweetie *.* (4)

Justin Bieber said:

This week ain't up, and it's MY call NOT yours. Don't try to grow some balls & a inch of dick now
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Fine. Since you won't hop off my dick, I'll just have to throw you off of my dick. Dream about me at night, bitch. Your career just ended.
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Boy bye, Zayne keeping me relevant 'till I figure this thing out with Harry

Justin Bieber said:

This week ain't up, and it's MY call NOT yours. Don't try to grow some balls & a inch of dick now
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Fine. Since you won't hop off my dick, I'll just have to throw you off of my dick. Dream about me at night, bitch. Your career just ended.
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proud of you http://badicalindustries.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/little-big-pig-humo...

Justin Bieber said:

I'm off to find better pussy. A pussy that don't stank. Peace!

Selena don't call me
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Bitch don't skype me

SubwayToVenus said:

Do I have that one thing?
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YOU GOT THAT ONE THING
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I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
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Meaning he has one ball
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MY BOYFRIEND HAS MORE SWAGGER THAN YOURSSSSS.
Oops, you no longer have one, bye bitch.

Hi sweetie *.* (4)
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Oh Liam, stop it baby. You're embarrassing yourself. She's just not that into you :/

I'm off to study everything I didn't read during the day. I'm glad you enjoyed my company and my comments, I hope to see you around some other day : )

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Hi sweetie *.* (4)
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Oh Liam, stop it baby. You're embarrassing yourself. She's just not that into you :/
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She'll be begging for relevancy like Selena someday y'all will see T.T

SubwayToVenus said:

SubwayToVenus said:

Do I have that one thing?
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YOU GOT THAT ONE THING
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I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
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Meaning he has one ball
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MY BOYFRIEND HAS MORE SWAGGER THAN YOURSSSSS.
Oops, you no longer have one, bye bitch.
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Wrong! Zelena, Helena, and OMGGG Nelena? (Niall & Selena) o_0

LOL. I actually just don't know because I never really think about it you know? haha. We've just been friends for so long so I'm like whatever.

And look for Zayn gifs on tumblr (:
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Lmao awee I wish I had a male best friend

& yeah I have a bunch of GIFs of him, but you have to resize them to fit the allotted icon space and idk how to do that. Every time I try, the GIF ends up looking all blurry or fuzzy. =/

SelenaDuh said:

MY BOYFRIEND HAS MORE SWAGGER THAN YOURSSSSS.
Oops, you no longer have one, bye bitch.
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Wrong! Zelena, Helena, and OMGGG Nelena? (Niall & Selena) o_0
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Just can't escape your past can you Selena?.

SubwayToVenus said:

our the best boyfriend ever.
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And you are the best sex machine girlfriend ever
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Really? that's why you keep flirting with everyone?
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It's funny when you're mad. Fits with your display pic xD. But seriously i didn't flirt with her! she was the one bein whoreish with me baby :/...

Nick Jonas said:

I'm off to study everything I didn't read during the day. I'm glad you enjoyed my company and my comments, I hope to see you around some other day : )
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Where the fuck you come from Nick?

EarthChild said:

"I Love Carly Chaikin" is a related story.
Whatever happened to her? hahah
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Hi bitch -.- (6)

SubwayToVenus said:

SELENA YOUR SONG BANG BANG BANG IS THE WORST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD.
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You listened to me which mean I fucked your ears

PEOPLE WHO RUN OCEANUP:
1. Anons.
2. Anonymous.
3. Niley fans.
4. 1D, JoBros and Miley stans.
5. Subwaytovenus
6. Celebrityanons.
7. Loveislouder.
8. Anons.
9. OceanUp.
10. Anons.

"I Love Carly Chaikin" is a related story.
Whatever happened to her? hahah
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Who is that? O.o

Hi bitch -.- (6)
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Calling me a bitch, tsk tsk Liam.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

She'll be begging for relevancy like Selena someday y'all will see T.T
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Liam you're supposed to be gentleman. This is not acceptable behavior! You're being an even bigger flirt than Harry
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No I'm not! He even flirts with the boys of the band! I'm only used to do that with Louis! You're being mean with your future brother in law maybe you shouldn't date Zayn after all...

I gots a more flawless one
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My ovaries:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltizxjDLTL1qgxrk2.gif

?veislouder said:

Aww damn :/ Well, at least you have this flawless one for now (:
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I gots a more flawless one
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Her co star from The last song
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I just checked and Miley doesn't even follow her on twitter. Aw that's kind of sad.

Oh. I guess I wasn't cool enough to make the list...
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Don't worry we can be forever not on the list together.

Goodnight babes:)

Blow Up Doll A.K.A Selena's ex said:

BABY COME BACK!
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 0.0

Her co star from The last song
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I just checked and Miley doesn't even follow her on twitter. Aw that's kind of sad.
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Lmao Miley loves people then never talks to them again.

Anonymous said:

Goodnight babes:)
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Good Night!

SubwayToVenus said:

LIAM I'M SO MAD AT YOU. I GUESS WE ARE OVERRRRRRR.
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whyyyyyy???? I should dump you! Like Stalker Tay Tay after all :/

Now you're being Gomezish and you come begging for attention? No thanks!
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That made zero sense. haha

Don't worry we can be forever not on the list together.
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Damn right! We're sooo cool that we belong on a different list - an even better list

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whyyyyyy???? I should dump you! Like Stalker Tay Tay after all :/
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Well first of all because you are flirting with earthchild and secondly, you are mad at loveislouder for changing her icon, if you were in love with me like you say you wouldn't care. I give you the best fierce and dirty sex ever and you keep breaking my heart

EarthChild said:

Oh. I guess I wasn't cool enough to make the list...
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Don't worry we can be forever not on the list together.
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The list was based on trolling, not coolness, girls

l?veislouder said:

AHGIUAHDSFHDJFDSHJDSFS

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cxkaVlid1roqagao5_500.jpg

Mine is still better! Yours is fuzzy so HA!
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lmfao, I love that meme! xD
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You should make it your icon, then >:C

No I'm not! He even flirts with the boys of the band! I'm only used to do that with Louis! You're being mean with your future brother in law maybe you shouldn't date Zayn after all...
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Liam darling you're being a tool! I love you so much, but please stop. X
As your future sister-in-law, I advise you to go back to being the kind, sweet boy that you are <3

Liam can get it too if he's done playing with his hoes, I don't know how much relevancy he'll bring me but it might be fun for a little while

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Now no one in OU has my flawless self in its display pic i luv u i know bb those bitches *mean girls mention* only were a proof that our love can go through anything
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Awww, my baby <3 You're mine.

LOVEISLOUDER, i legit thought the person replying to me was LLL

I used to think I was always talking to Katy, Liam, Zayn and earthchild, and now? Unless Zayn's got a twin, I can't imagine it anymore

I love that meme too. omg. I was going to say that before you did. you beat me to it, damn it.
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Bu-bu-but :'(
I feel betrayed!!

Damn you LIL for taking everything that's near and dear to my heart away from me D:

SelenaDuh said:

Liam can get it too if he's done playing with his hoes, I don't know how much relevancy he'll bring me but it might be fun for a little while
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I don't want Bieber's pubic hair lice thxz but no thxz Selly

LOVEISLOUDER, i legit thought the person replying to me was LLL
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Because of the Zayn icon? Lol awee

I used to think I was always talking to Katy, Liam, Zayn and earthchild, and now? Unless Zayn's got a twin, I can't imagine it anymore
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Aww I'm sorry!

I used to think I was always talking to Katy, Liam, Zayn and earthchild, and now? Unless Zayn's got a twin, I can't imagine it anymore
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Wait what haha

I bet L.L.L. is dying a little bit inside now that's she's not the only Zayn on the site. She's just too nice to stand up to lil.
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Lol it's really not that big of a deal. I don't own the exclusive rights to a Zayn icon, but thank you for caring! X

loveislouder, you're too ordinary now.

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And then he leaves you for these random anons. His love for you doesn't seem to be as strong =/
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He didn't leave me for any anon! Sh, you're just jealous, Liam loves meeeeee

Bu-bu-but :'(
I feel betrayed!!

Damn you LIL for taking everything that's near and dear to my heart away from me D:
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Both Zayn icons are equally sexy! I mean when is Zayn not sexy

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I KNEW IT! You called me Selly. I LOVE YOU LIAM PAYNE! Lelena is in!
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You're desperate.

SubwayToVenus said:

SelenaDuh said:

Liam can get it too if he's done playing with his hoes, I don't know how much relevancy he'll bring me but it might be fun for a little while
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BACK OFF MY MAN
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He. Wants. This. Gurl!

Both Zayn icons are equally sexy! I mean when is Zayn not sexy
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LMAOOOOOO true dat ^.^

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BACK OFF MY MAN
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He. Wants. This. Gurl!
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You wish.

Damn you LIL for taking everything that's near and dear to my heart away from me D:
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Both Zayn icons are equally sexy! I mean when is Zayn not sexy
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valid point lol

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Show me your love..with a Liam icon *dramatic music i nthe background* do you...? *drums*
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Baby Katy is my alter ego, she's like she's who I am, if I change my Katy icon, I walk away from Subwaytovenus

Apr 1, 2012 @ 08:38 pm
Anonymous said:

loveislouder, you're too ordinary now.
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when he's in the toilet, maybe?
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Lol you had to go there. Even when he's constipated and struggling on the toilet, I'm sure he's still adorable.

SubwayToVenus said:

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Show me your love..with a Liam icon *dramatic music i nthe background* do you...? *drums*
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Baby Katy is my alter ego, she's like she's who I am, if I change my Katy icon, I walk away from Subwaytovenus
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DON'T DO IT, DON'T GIVE IN.

SubwayToVenus said:

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Show me your love..with a Liam icon *dramatic music i nthe background* do you...? *drums*
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Baby Katy is my alter ego, she's like she's who I am, if I change my Katy icon, I walk away from Subwaytovenus
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you don't love me enough...even loveislouder would do it for love! Maybe i should forgive him for cheated me with Frankie Muniz's 11 inches dick...she is kind, nice and has good tatas. And the most important...she would put my handsome face in her icon!!!