IF I'M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!
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Harry is my dad ya perv! You can date adopted Uncle Louis tho grandmoda'!!!
Oh, you must buy me somehting expensive just so you know.
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Couldn't have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh
It's not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don't I give you enough D:
Couldn't have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh
It's not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don't I give you enough D:
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:'( If that were true, I'd still be going for Liam. lol
And they find them better than Justin haha. AND that little boy knows the song, "I Should've Kissed You"! I'm surprised!
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Lol I know, but still. 1D is not a band for little kids =/
:'( If that were true, I'd still be going for Liam. lol
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Lmao I thought it was Liam's flirting with every single user on here that drove you away! xD
& goooood, so that means you'll keep your distance from Harry, then?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HebCCiI1Uf0
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Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
So I'm gonna meet IT on new years eve..
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That's a long while away! This baby is gonna drive me insane before then :'(
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Well then send her on a plain to London, her/his father is gonna be here most of the time anyway..
Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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LOL, NO, MY HUSBAND WILL STAY OUT OF THAT!
Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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HOW EVEN?? O.o
INAPPROPRIATE. Please stop baby, you're hurting me :'(
Well then send her on a plain to London, her/his father is gonna be here most of the time anyway..
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Ugh its father is too busy in his career right now to care about us. Besides, he's touring basically all summer. Maybe you can look after it? I trust you'll be a good influence?
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:05 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
SubwayToVenus said:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. And you gotta hell fast buy me smth cuz you virtually love me cuz i'm a flawless of my mom LLL and daddy Harry Styles!. Uncle Lia mis mine tho...
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Oh my god little baby are you high???
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High party in the kindergarden beatch!
IF I'M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!
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Harry is my dad ya perv! You can date adopted Uncle Louis tho grandmoda'!!!
Oh, you must buy me somehting expensive just so you know.
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Couldn't have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh
It's not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don't I give you enough D:
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But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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Ugh its father is too busy in his career right now to care about us. Besides, he's touring basically all summer. Maybe you can look after it? I trust you'll be a good influence?
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Yeah, I'll take care of the baby.. AT THE BOARDING SCHOOL. THAT CHILD NEEDS DISCIPLINE.
Lol I know, but still. 1D is not a band for little kids =/
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lol their songs are (with the exception of "but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on" from "Na Na Na"), but them as people, no.
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:09 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
Live.Love.Learn. said:
Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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HOW EVEN?? O.o
INAPPROPRIATE. Please stop baby, you're hurting me :'(
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Where's granmotha' loveislouder :/?
If she's not her i will blame on her that she teached me that word
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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That's rude and untrue.
Lmao I thought it was Liam's flirting with every single user on here that drove you away! xD
& goooood, so that means you'll keep your distance from Harry, then?
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lmao no, it's the real Liam's constant uttering of the world "Danielle." It just drove me into the arms of Zayn.
Yes, I will stay away from Harry. I'll be in Zayn's smoke-free arms lol
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:11 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
SubwayToVenus said:
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High party in the kindergarden beatch!
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Sounds interesting, a bunch of high farting kids singing justin bieber songs.
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He sucks. We have standards. Metallica it's our jam. Bieber it's soooo 6 months old!
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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uh....haha *nervous laugh* SHUT YOUR TRAP.
YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON A BRUISED AND BEATEN HEART THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WANTED WHAT YOU HAD, I GUESS I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE LIKE THATTTTT
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Oh, that song :'(
That song made me love Miranda, so, so, soooo much<3
That song made me love Miranda, so, so, soooo much<3
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Same here! Though all I can think of when I listen to it.. SELENA. Lmao.
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:13 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
Live.Love.Learn. said:
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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uh....haha *nervous laugh* SHUT YOUR TRAP.
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Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
lmao no, it's the real Liam's constant uttering of the world "Danielle." It just drove me into the arms of Zayn.
Yes, I will stay away from Harry. I'll be in Zayn's smoke-free arms lol
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I was jk lmao
But yayy
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:14 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
l?veislouder said:
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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That's rude and untrue.
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Boo-oh-gah-ga
Same here! Though all I can think of when I listen to it.. SELENA. Lmao.
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lmfao, I can see how you see that, but I get the sense the girl in the song was helping the boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend, and that never happened, technically. I definitely believe Nick was pining for Miley while being with Selena, but there was no legit cheating going on... just emotional, and that was emotional cheating on Selena, anyway.
lol their songs are (with the exception of "but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on" from "Na Na Na"), but them as people, no.
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OMG you've got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D
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lmfao, I can see how you see that, but I get the sense the girl in the song was helping her boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend, and that never happened, technically. I definitely believe Nick was pining for Miley while being with Selena, but there was no legit cheating going on... just emotional, and that was emotional cheating on Selena, anyway.
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It makes me think of Selena, mostly because she was a rebound who never got to be HER. "you realized you wanted what you had"..
Yeah, I'll take care of the baby.. AT THE BOARDING SCHOOL. THAT CHILD NEEDS DISCIPLINE.
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I'm not afraid to spank tbh. Running its mouth will get it nowhere...
But yayy
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Haha I wonder what my mom would think if I legit brought Zayn home. She always wants me to bring home a Jewish (future) doctor, and Zayn is just the complete opposite of that lol. Maybe having an Arabic tattoo will be helpful? (my mom speaks Arabic and is Moroccan lol)
I HEARD THAT YOUR DREAMS CAME TRUE, GUESS SHE GAVE YOU THINGS, I DIDN'T GIVE TO YOU, OLD FRIEND, WHY SO SHYYYYYYYY?? AIN'T LIKE YOU TO HOLD BACK, OR HIDE FROM THE LIGHT, I HATE TO TURN UP OUT OF THE BLUE, UNINVITED, BUT I COULDN'T STAY AWAY, I COULDN'T FIGHT IT, I HAD HOPED YOU SEE MY FACE AND THAT YOU BE REMINDED THAT FOR MEEEEEEEEE, IT ISN'T OVEEEEEEER!!
It makes me think of Selena, mostly because she was a rebound who never got to be HER. "you realized you wanted what you had"..
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Yeah, that's definitely Selena.
Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
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If you're capable of using the internet and grown enough to use bad words, you damn sure better clean up after yourself.
Haha I wonder what my mom would think if I legit brought Zayn home. She always wants me to bring home a Jewish (future) doctor, and Zayn is just the complete opposite of that lol. Maybe having an Arabic tattoo will be helpful? (my mom speaks Arabic and is Moroccan lol)
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Why Jewish?? & lol maybeee. His charm and looks would certainly help the cause though. Btw- I didn't know you were Moroccan! Cool
Smack the shit out of her face then..
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I don't want to hurt her like that though! He/she is still my child.....and carrying the DNA OF HARRY FUCKING STYLES..
But she's damaged..
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But she's just a baby. We can work through it =)
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:24 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
Live.Love.Learn. said:
lol their songs are (with the exception of "but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on" from "Na Na Na"), but them as people, no.
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OMG you've got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D
Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don't know why the fuck he isn't my favorite. He's like my 3rd favorite. Still don't get why, he's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
LMFAO *LE DEAD*!
(except for "Moments", when I cried) but lmfaoo. "that chilren, is a booty call, and if it's Zayn Malik, you answer it!"
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Pretty accurate if you ask me lmaoooo
Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don't know why the fuck he isn't my favorite. He's like my 3rd favorite. Still don't get why, he's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
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That's why. He might remind you too much of your ex
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That's why. He might remind you too much of your ex
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Probably. Because for some reason I find Zayn douchey even if fans say he isn't. He does remind me of my ex, who's hot tbh, of course not as hot as Zayn, but still hot.
Okay seriously, I feel so confused. I could have sworn that Zayn had both ears pierced. Doesn't he? I only see him with one ear pierced these days.
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He does. It's really hottttt when he wears both *_* idk why he isn't atm
That right there would ruin it for my mom tbh. She hates piercings on guys. And smoking...
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:28 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
Live.Love.Learn. said:
Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
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If you're capable of using the internet and grown enough to use bad words, you damn sure better clean up after yourself.
That is not my problem *stink face*
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You had fun making me so now clean up my ass !
Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don't know why the fuck he isn't my favorite. He's like my 3rd favorite. Still don't get why, he's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
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That's why. He might remind you too much of your ex
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Yeah, I ditched Nick Jonas for Joe for a while because he's a whiter version of my ex. I've gotten over that now though (for years, actually), so Nick is preferred over Joe again.
DON'T YOU KNOW I'M NOT YOUR GHOST ANYMORE? YOU LOST THE LOVE I LOVED THE MOOOOOOST, I LEARNED TO LIVE HALF ALIVE, AND NOW YOU WANT ME ONE MORE TIMEEEEE
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:30 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
Live.Love.Learn. said:
*Sucks milk* Mum LLL it's da best fangirl mum evah
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Umm I do not breastfeed!! Ask your father. He's the one with 4 nipples
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One for every band member bad mummy!
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Yeah, I ditched Nick Jonas for Joe for a while because he's a whiter version of my ex. I've gotten over that now though (for years, actually), so Nick is preferred over Joe again.
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YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK'S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray's been a YEAR since we broke up.
I'd honestly do ANY of them.
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I'd probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he's 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:34 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
Live.Love.Learn. said:
I'd honestly do ANY of them.
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I'd probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he's 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
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That's slaggie of ya!!!
YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK'S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray's been a YEAR since we broke up.
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He's such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he's bored. Really, he's so fucking crazy. He was "normal" when we dated, and now... ugh. He's a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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I'd probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he's 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
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I'd Louis too.. That is bad though because it means that I'd do them just because of their looks, unlike the Jonas brothers, I'd only do Nick because he's the love of my life.. *lies* I'd do Joe too tbh, though with Joe we would have meaningless sex.
He does. It's really hottttt when he wears both *_* idk why he isn't atm
That right there would ruin it for my mom tbh. She hates piercings on guys. And smoking...
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I know, I love when he wears both!
lol my mom doesn't like piercings on guys, or tattoos at all. I don't really shoot for tattoos either, and the more he gets, the more I'm like -____- especially when I saw that hand tattoo on his forearm; what is that?! -____- and my mom smokes, so she can't say shit, but I'm sure she will: "I thought you didn't like smoking. You said you wouldn't date a guy who smokes. Why are you with him?" and blahh. Honestly though, I'd just have to tell her he's a millionaire and she'll shut up and accept anything. Yeah, my mom is that shallow =/
lol my mom doesn't like piercings on guys, or tattoos at all. I don't really shoot for tattoos either, and the more he gets, the more I'm like -____- especially when I saw that hand tattoo on his forearm; what is that?! -____- and my mom smokes, so she can't say shit, but I'm sure she will: "I thought you didn't like smoking. You said you wouldn't date a guy who smokes. Why are you with him?" and blahh. Honestly though, I'll just have to tell her he's a millionaire and she'll shut up and accept anything. Yeah, my mom is that shallow =/
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Lmao mine too most likely =/
I agree abt the tattoos though! He needs to stop now!!!
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He's such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he's bored. Really, he's so fucking crazy. He was "normal" when we dated, and now... ugh. He's a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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Lmao, reminds me of my ex who was fucking bipolar. Is this the ex you'll always love or this is another one?
Probably. Because for some reason I find Zayn douchey even if fans say he isn't. He does remind me of my ex, who's hot tbh, of course not as hot as Zayn, but still hot.
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I can see that too. I'd keep my guard up with him for quite a while.
You guys are pussys. GUYS WITH TATTOOS AND PIERCED EARS ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS ON EARTH + GUYS WHO SMOKE ARE SMEXYYYYYYY, I'LL TAKE ZAYN IF YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING.
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:36 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
l?veislouder said:
YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK'S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray's been a YEAR since we broke up.
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He's such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he's bored. Really, he's so fucking crazy. He was "normal" when we dated, and now... ugh. He's a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
Lmao, reminds me of my ex who was fucking bipolar. Is this the ex you'll always love or this is another one?
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Never, ever, ever in a million years would I ever go back to this shit. Never have I loved him, and I never will!
I can see that too. I'd keep my guard up with him for quite a while.
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I think he's really just shy more than anything. People that tend to keep to them themselves often get casted as being douchey, but they're really not :/
O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Even they couldn't help him! His mom was heartbroken when we broke up because I was the only good in the relationship lmao
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I can see that too. I'd keep my guard up with him for quite a while.
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Totally.
So i's not just me? He seems the jerk kind, though probably I'm making this up, lol , who knows.
You guys are pussys. GUYS WITH TATTOOS AND PIERCED EARS ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS ON EARTH + GUYS WHO SMOKE ARE SMEXYYYYYYY, I'LL TAKE ZAYN IF YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING.
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I'm all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn't attractive :L
I think he's really just shy more than anything. People that tend to keep to them themselves often get casted as being douchey, but they're really not :/
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I don't get that sense from him because he's shy, just... I don't know. I don't wanna say he ever looks smug or anything, because really he doesn't, but.. I don't know how to explain it lol. It's not because he's shy and quiet though. It just looks like he could hurt me, like he'd call me up and break up with me out of nowhere... OMG I'M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!
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I'm all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn't attractive :L
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My ex had two tattoos, no pierciengs and no smoking, but tattoos are my weakness when it comes to guys, maybe I'm just looking at a guy and I don't find him attractive until I spot a tattoo and they're suddenly attractive. It's an illness.
Totally.
So i's not just me? He seems the jerk kind, though probably I'm making this up, lol , who knows.
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lol no, I feel the same way. He just looks like it, but it'd be such a pleasant surprise if he wasn't
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:41 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
l?veislouder said:
O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Even they couldn't help him! His mom was heartbroken when we broke up because I was the only good in the relationship lmao
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Awww :/ you seem like the good (yet bootylicious) girl who tried to tame the bad (yet sexy) boy :'(
like in the moovvviiiiiiiiesssssss
I don't get that sense from him because he's shy, just... I don't know. I don't wanna say he ever looks smug or anything, because really he doesn't, but.. I don't know how to explain it lol. It's not because he's shy and quiet though. It just looks like he could hurt me, like he'd call me up and break up with me out of nowhere... OMG I'M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!
lmfao, I couldn't resist xD
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It's because he's too attractive, I guess. It would feel like he's too good to be true. The paranoia
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lol no, I feel the same way. He just looks like it, but it'd be such a pleasant surprise if he wasn't
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I know right? Douchey guys are the ones we usually obsess over though..
Awww :/ you seem like the good (yet bootylicious) girl who tried to tame the bad (yet sexy) boy :'(
like in the moovvviiiiiiiiesssssss
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He wasn't bad or sexy when I dated him. He was a good guy who was sweet and semi-charming. To be honest, he was whipped, and maybe that's why I liked him haha. We did break up shortly after he was no longer under the classification of "whipped" soo... maybe that's where the relationship went wrong haha xD
WE ALL GO THROUGH THAT PHASE THOUGH BB.. JUST STAY CALM, TRY NOT TO LOSE IT AND BURN SOMEONE'S HOUSE.
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BURN DANIELLE'S HOUSE!
lmfao.
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:44 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
SubwayToVenus said:
O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Ask them if they can fix your bad attitude baby..
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I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
It's because he's too attractive, I guess. It would feel like he's too good to be true. The paranoia
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That's probably it. The paranoia!!! :'O
I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I read this and thought "I am rubber and you are glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
lmfao
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:46 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
Live.Love.Learn. said:
IRL he's your favorite? What you like about him? CURLS EVERYWHERE
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Yeah him and Zayn. I love his cheekiness, his intelligence, his immense kindness to his fans, and his charm <3
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I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON'T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE
Wow, I'd totally do that, I would feel bad for her family though, I'd only burn her place if there was the guarantee that she lives alone.
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AND if Liam wasn't over!
Apr 3, 2012 @ 09:48 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
l?veislouder said:
I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I read this and thought "I am rubber and you are glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
lmfao
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LOL it's Britney, bitch!
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I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON'T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE
--- "I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE" :')
I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON'T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE
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GOOD INFLUENCE MY ASS.
I WAS FINE TIL 7:05, TIL YOU WALKED DOWN THE DOOR AND RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE, IF YOU'RE GONE, I'LL MOVE ON BUT IT ONLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS TO SAY, GOODBYEEEEEEEEE
*starts crying*
*shoots herself*
http://thisismybliss.tumblr.com/post/20452633258/zaynseyesmeltme-walking...
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lol aww, I watched their whole time on X Factor and I watched how uncomfortable Zayn was (honestly, if I had watched it live back then, I would've thought he was a douchebag and being annoying, being "too good" to dance and not even trying), and then he danced and I thought he was really good. He just needed to try. I hope he doesn't feel uncomfortable now.
EVERYONE SEES HER BUT NOBODY KNOWS HER, SHE SCREAMS IN HER PILLOW, FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, SHE HATES IT, BUT SHE TAKES IT, WATCH OUT FOR THAT GIRL, ONE DAY SHE MAY CHANGE THE WOOOOOORLD :,(
lol aww, I watched their whole time on X Factor and I watched how uncomfortable Zayn was (honestly, if I had watched it live back then, I would've thought he was a douchebag and being annoying, being "too good" to dance and not even trying), and then he danced and I thought he was really good. He just needed to try. I hope he doesn't feel uncomfortable now.
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He was just shy though and thought he'd embarrass himself by dancing :'(
I think he actually likes it now. Liam taught him how to dance lmao
Apr 3, 2012 @ 10:00 pm
Live. Love. Learn's baby said:
I guess now i gotta go :/ Lizzie McGuire had a baby, Love.Live.Learn adopted me and Selena Gomez made a fool doing ass out of a cover a very productive day i may say i'm sad tho. Bye y'all
I guess now i gotta go :/ Lizzie McGuire had a baby, Love.Live.Learn adopted me and Selena Gomez made a fool doing ass out of a cover a very productive day i may say i'm sad tho. Bye y'all
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Adopted? Nigga I thought you were mine!!
IF I'M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!
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Harry is my dad ya perv! You can date adopted Uncle Louis tho grandmoda'!!!
Oh, you must buy me somehting expensive just so you know.
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Couldn't have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh
It's not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don't I give you enough D:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdb_iI7iRg
Beautiful.
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Yeah she actually sounds really good here
Couldn't have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh
It's not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don't I give you enough D:
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:'( If that were true, I'd still be going for Liam. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdb_iI7iRg
Beautiful.
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Yeah she actually sounds really good here
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I love that song with all my heart.
And they find them better than Justin haha. AND that little boy knows the song, "I Should've Kissed You"! I'm surprised!
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Lol I know, but still. 1D is not a band for little kids =/
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:'( If that were true, I'd still be going for Liam. lol
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But you don't because he's with me... right?
:'( If that were true, I'd still be going for Liam. lol
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Lmao I thought it was Liam's flirting with every single user on here that drove you away! xD
& goooood, so that means you'll keep your distance from Harry, then?
THEY SAY THAT TRUE LOVE HURTS BUT THIS COULD ALMOST KILL ME, YOUNG LOVE MURDER, THAT IS WHAT THIS MUST BEEEEEEE
So I'm gonna meet IT on new years eve..
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That's a long while away! This baby is gonna drive me insane before then :'(
Did no one watch the video I posted?? This was beyond funny :'(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HebCCiI1Uf0
Live.Love.Learn. said:
Baby, do NOT open this link. I mean it.
I AM FREAKING DEAD. THIS KID IS BOSS. I DIED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HebCCiI1Uf0
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Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
So I'm gonna meet IT on new years eve..
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That's a long while away! This baby is gonna drive me insane before then :'(
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Well then send her on a plain to London, her/his father is gonna be here most of the time anyway..
Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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LOL, NO, MY HUSBAND WILL STAY OUT OF THAT!
Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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HOW EVEN?? O.o
INAPPROPRIATE. Please stop baby, you're hurting me :'(
Well then send her on a plain to London, her/his father is gonna be here most of the time anyway..
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Ugh its father is too busy in his career right now to care about us. Besides, he's touring basically all summer. Maybe you can look after it? I trust you'll be a good influence?
SubwayToVenus said:
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. And you gotta hell fast buy me smth cuz you virtually love me cuz i'm a flawless of my mom LLL and daddy Harry Styles!. Uncle Lia mis mine tho...
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Oh my god little baby are you high???
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High party in the kindergarden beatch!
Apparently granny freaking died .___.
Or fell asleep rather. lol
Live.Love.Learn. said:
IF I'M A GRANDMA, MY CHANCES WITH HARRY SKYROCKET!
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Harry is my dad ya perv! You can date adopted Uncle Louis tho grandmoda'!!!
Oh, you must buy me somehting expensive just so you know.
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Couldn't have said it better myself! Some people are just natural home-wreckers smhhh
It's not polite to ask for expensive things though. Don't I give you enough D:
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But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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Ugh its father is too busy in his career right now to care about us. Besides, he's touring basically all summer. Maybe you can look after it? I trust you'll be a good influence?
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Yeah, I'll take care of the baby.. AT THE BOARDING SCHOOL. THAT CHILD NEEDS DISCIPLINE.
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High party in the kindergarden beatch!
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Sounds interesting, a bunch of high farting kids singing justin bieber songs.
Lol I know, but still. 1D is not a band for little kids =/
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lol their songs are (with the exception of "but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on" from "Na Na Na"), but them as people, no.
Live.Love.Learn. said:
Mum he's Andy Milonakis. Not a 'kid'. That cunt used to have his own MTV show lol.
And that will be my wedding song :')
PUSSY PUSSY MARIJUANA AT MY WEDDING WITH UNCLE LIAM BITCHES!!!
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HOW EVEN?? O.o
INAPPROPRIATE. Please stop baby, you're hurting me :'(
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Where's granmotha' loveislouder :/?
If she's not her i will blame on her that she teached me that word
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
and untrue.
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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That's rude
YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON A BRUISED AND BEATEN HEART THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WANTED WHAT YOU HAD, I GUESS I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE LIKE THATTTTT
Lmao I thought it was Liam's flirting with every single user on here that drove you away! xD
& goooood, so that means you'll keep your distance from Harry, then?
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lmao no, it's the real Liam's constant uttering of the world "Danielle." It just drove me into the arms of Zayn.
Yes, I will stay away from Harry. I'll be in Zayn's smoke-free arms
lol
SubwayToVenus said:
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High party in the kindergarden beatch!
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Sounds interesting, a bunch of high farting kids singing justin bieber songs.
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He sucks. We have standards. Metallica it's our jam. Bieber it's soooo 6 months old!
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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uh....haha *nervous laugh* SHUT YOUR TRAP.
NICK JONAS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
YOU TOOK A CHANCE ON A BRUISED AND BEATEN HEART THEN YOU REALIZED YOU WANTED WHAT YOU HAD, I GUESS I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE LIKE THATTTTT
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Oh, that song :'(
That song made me love Miranda, so, so, soooo much<3
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He sucks. We have standards. Metallica it's our jam. Bieber it's soooo 6 months old!
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OMG, LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh, that song :'(
That song made me love Miranda, so, so, soooo much<3
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Same here! Though all I can think of when I listen to it.. SELENA. Lmao.
Live.Love.Learn. said:
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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uh....haha *nervous laugh* SHUT YOUR TRAP.
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Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
lmao no, it's the real Liam's constant uttering of the world "Danielle." It just drove me into the arms of Zayn.
Yes, I will stay away from Harry. I'll be in Zayn's smoke-free arms
lol
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I was jk lmao
But yayy
l?veislouder said:
But ya said she has a lot of money and no one loves her so she can buy me anything motha :/!!!
and untrue.
And after that ya called her slag and we danced to Stole My Heart remember?!
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That's rude
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Boo-oh-gah-ga
SOMEONE SAID YOU HAD YOUR TATTOO REMOVED, SAW YOU DOWNTOWN SINGING THE BLUES, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC, I'M NO LONGER YOUR MUSEEEEEEEE
Same here! Though all I can think of when I listen to it.. SELENA. Lmao.
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lmfao, I can see how you see that, but I get the sense the girl in the song was helping the boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend, and that never happened, technically. I definitely believe Nick was pining for Miley while being with Selena, but there was no legit cheating going on... just emotional, and that was emotional cheating on Selena, anyway.
lol their songs are (with the exception of "but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on" from "Na Na Na"), but them as people, no.
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OMG you've got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D
http://zaynmalikmetonight.tumblr.com/post/20326336909/tastytommo-welcome...
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lmfao, I can see how you see that, but I get the sense the girl in the song was helping her boyfriend cheat on his girlfriend, and that never happened, technically. I definitely believe Nick was pining for Miley while being with Selena, but there was no legit cheating going on... just emotional, and that was emotional cheating on Selena, anyway.
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It makes me think of Selena, mostly because she was a rebound who never got to be HER. "you realized you wanted what you had"..
Yeah, I'll take care of the baby.. AT THE BOARDING SCHOOL. THAT CHILD NEEDS DISCIPLINE.
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I'm not afraid to spank tbh. Running its mouth will get it nowhere...
I was jk lmao
But yayy
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Haha I wonder what my mom would think if I legit brought Zayn home. She always wants me to bring home a Jewish (future) doctor, and Zayn is just the complete opposite of that lol. Maybe having an Arabic tattoo will be helpful? (my mom speaks Arabic and is Moroccan lol)
I HEARD THAT YOUR DREAMS CAME TRUE, GUESS SHE GAVE YOU THINGS, I DIDN'T GIVE TO YOU, OLD FRIEND, WHY SO SHYYYYYYYY?? AIN'T LIKE YOU TO HOLD BACK, OR HIDE FROM THE LIGHT, I HATE TO TURN UP OUT OF THE BLUE, UNINVITED, BUT I COULDN'T STAY AWAY, I COULDN'T FIGHT IT, I HAD HOPED YOU SEE MY FACE AND THAT YOU BE REMINDED THAT FOR MEEEEEEEEE, IT ISN'T OVEEEEEEER!!
It makes me think of Selena, mostly because she was a rebound who never got to be HER. "you realized you wanted what you had"..
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Yeah, that's definitely Selena.
Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
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If you're capable of using the internet and grown enough to use bad words, you damn sure better clean up after yourself.
That is not my problem *stink face*
OMG you've got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D
http://zaynmalikmetonight.tumblr.com/post/20326336909/tastytommo-welcome...
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Kay, brb.
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I'm not afraid to spank tbh. Running its mouth will get it nowhere...
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Smack the shit out of her face then..
http://zaynmalikmetonight.tumblr.com/post/20326336909/tastytommo-welcome...
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They're reading between the lines though, they're not being metaphoric, the songs mean what they mean, lmao.
Haha I wonder what my mom would think if I legit brought Zayn home. She always wants me to bring home a Jewish (future) doctor, and Zayn is just the complete opposite of that lol. Maybe having an Arabic tattoo will be helpful? (my mom speaks Arabic and is Moroccan lol)
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Why Jewish?? & lol maybeee. His charm and looks would certainly help the cause though. Btw- I didn't know you were Moroccan! Cool
Smack the shit out of her face then..
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I don't want to hurt her like that though! He/she is still my child.....and carrying the DNA OF HARRY FUCKING STYLES..
Muslim dudes are hot.. therefore Zayn is hot.
They're reading between the lines though, they're not being metaphoric, the songs mean what they mean, lmao.
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LOL I know. I just thought it was funny. But hey, you never know
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I don't want to hurt her like that though! He/she is still my child.....and carrying the DNA OF HARRY FUCKING STYLES..
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But she's damaged..
LOL I know. I just thought it was funny. But hey, you never know
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I want to have sex with any of them..
http://youlightupmywor1d.tumblr.com/post/20452024017
This is hot.
But she's damaged..
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But she's just a baby. We can work through it =)
Live.Love.Learn. said:
lol their songs are (with the exception of "but even when we fight, girl, you turn me on" from "Na Na Na"), but them as people, no.
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OMG you've got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D
http://zaynmalikmetonight.tumblr.com/post/20326336909/tastytommo-welcome...
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O_O uncle it's a pedoooooooo
Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don't know why the fuck he isn't my favorite. He's like my 3rd favorite. Still don't get why, he's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
LMFAO *LE DEAD*!
(except for "Moments", when I cried) but lmfaoo. "that chilren, is a booty call, and if it's Zayn Malik, you answer it!"
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Pretty accurate if you ask me lmaoooo
But she's just a baby. We can work through it =)
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I'm sending all my love and prayers to you guys..
http://youlightupmywor1d.tumblr.com/post/20452024017
This is hot.
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IT. IS. !!!!
Okay seriously, I feel so confused. I could have sworn that Zayn had both ears pierced. Doesn't he? I only see him with one ear pierced these days.
I want to have sex with any of them..
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Basically yeah
Live.Love.Learn. said:
But she's damaged..
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But she's just a baby. We can work through it =)
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*Sucks milk* Mum LLL it's da best fangirl mum evah
OMG you've got to see this post on Tumblr. It decodes all of their songs for their real meanings ;D
http://zaynmalikmetonight.tumblr.com/post/20326336909/tastytommo-welcome...
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LMFAO *LE DEAD*!
(except for "Moments", when I cried) but lmfaoo. "that children, is a booty call, and if it's Zayn Malik, you answer it!"
Live.Love.Learn. said:
I want to have sex with any of them..
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Basically yeah
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I'd honestly do ANY of them.
Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don't know why the fuck he isn't my favorite. He's like my 3rd favorite. Still don't get why, he's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
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That's why. He might remind you too much of your ex
Pretty accurate if you ask me lmaoooo
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lmao yes, very accurate.
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*Sucks milk* Mum LLL it's da best fangirl mum evah
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LMFAOOOOOOOO HAHAHA
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That's why. He might remind you too much of your ex
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Probably. Because for some reason I find Zayn douchey even if fans say he isn't. He does remind me of my ex, who's hot tbh, of course not as hot as Zayn, but still hot.
IT. IS. !!!!
Okay seriously, I feel so confused. I could have sworn that Zayn had both ears pierced. Doesn't he? I only see him with one ear pierced these days.
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He does. It's really hottttt when he wears both *_* idk why he isn't atm
That right there would ruin it for my mom tbh. She hates piercings on guys. And smoking...
Live.Love.Learn. said:
Mummy i pooped. Do something bout it gorl.
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If you're capable of using the internet and grown enough to use bad words, you damn sure better clean up after yourself.
That is not my problem *stink face*
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You had fun making me so now clean up my ass
*Sucks milk* Mum LLL it's da best fangirl mum evah
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Umm I do not breastfeed!! Ask your father. He's the one with 4 nipples
Totally defying all laws of biology and reality with this baby lmaoo
Zayn is the type of guy I have always liked. I don't know why the fuck he isn't my favorite. He's like my 3rd favorite. Still don't get why, he's everything I've ever wanted in a guy, he even looks like a hotter version of my ex.
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That's why. He might remind you too much of your ex
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Yeah, I ditched Nick Jonas for Joe for a while because he's a whiter version of my ex. I've gotten over that now though (for years, actually), so Nick is preferred over Joe again.
You had fun making me so now clean up my ass
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NGL I did
ugh fine.
DON'T YOU KNOW I'M NOT YOUR GHOST ANYMORE? YOU LOST THE LOVE I LOVED THE MOOOOOOST, I LEARNED TO LIVE HALF ALIVE, AND NOW YOU WANT ME ONE MORE TIMEEEEE
Live.Love.Learn. said:
*Sucks milk* Mum LLL it's da best fangirl mum evah
bad mummy!
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Umm I do not breastfeed!! Ask your father. He's the one with 4 nipples
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One for every band member
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Yeah, I ditched Nick Jonas for Joe for a while because he's a whiter version of my ex. I've gotten over that now though (for years, actually), so Nick is preferred over Joe again.
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YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK'S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray's been a YEAR since we broke up.
I'd honestly do ANY of them.
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I'd probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he's 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
Live.Love.Learn. said:
I'd honestly do ANY of them.
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I'd probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he's 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
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That's slaggie of ya!!!
YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK'S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray's been a YEAR since we broke up.
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He's such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he's bored. Really, he's so fucking crazy. He was "normal" when we dated, and now... ugh. He's a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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I'd probably feel a little awkward with Louis since he's 3 years older, but still. Yeah pretty much I would too
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I'd Louis too.. That is bad though because it means that I'd do them just because of their looks, unlike the Jonas brothers, I'd only do Nick because he's the love of my life.. *lies* I'd do Joe too tbh, though with Joe we would have meaningless sex.
He does. It's really hottttt when he wears both *_* idk why he isn't atm
That right there would ruin it for my mom tbh. She hates piercings on guys. And smoking...
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I know, I love when he wears both!
lol my mom doesn't like piercings on guys, or tattoos at all. I don't really shoot for tattoos either, and the more he gets, the more I'm like -____- especially when I saw that hand tattoo on his forearm; what is that?! -____- and my mom smokes, so she can't say shit, but I'm sure she will: "I thought you didn't like smoking. You said you wouldn't date a guy who smokes. Why are you with him?" and blahh. Honestly though, I'd just have to tell her he's a millionaire and she'll shut up and accept anything. Yeah, my mom is that shallow =/
lol my mom doesn't like piercings on guys, or tattoos at all. I don't really shoot for tattoos either, and the more he gets, the more I'm like -____- especially when I saw that hand tattoo on his forearm; what is that?! -____- and my mom smokes, so she can't say shit, but I'm sure she will: "I thought you didn't like smoking. You said you wouldn't date a guy who smokes. Why are you with him?" and blahh. Honestly though, I'll just have to tell her he's a millionaire and she'll shut up and accept anything. Yeah, my mom is that shallow =/
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Lmao mine too most likely =/
I agree abt the tattoos though! He needs to stop now!!!
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He's such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he's bored. Really, he's so fucking crazy. He was "normal" when we dated, and now... ugh. He's a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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Lmao, reminds me of my ex who was fucking bipolar. Is this the ex you'll always love or this is another one?
Probably. Because for some reason I find Zayn douchey even if fans say he isn't. He does remind me of my ex, who's hot tbh, of course not as hot as Zayn, but still hot.
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I can see that too. I'd keep my guard up with him for quite a while.
That's slaggie of ya!!!
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Lies! Your father is the only one for me
You guys are pussys. GUYS WITH TATTOOS AND PIERCED EARS ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS ON EARTH + GUYS WHO SMOKE ARE SMEXYYYYYYY, I'LL TAKE ZAYN IF YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING.
l?veislouder said:
YOUR EX LOOKS SOMEHOW LIKE NICK JONAS?? OMG GIVE HIS NUMBER CAUSE I WORSHIP NICK'S BEAUTY AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!
Well I guess I have to get over my ex so I can start liking Zayn, pretty pathetic, yesteray's been a YEAR since we broke up.
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He's such a sadist though, I swear. He does shit only with the purpose of pissing people off, and he starts fights with people just because he's bored. Really, he's so fucking crazy. He was "normal" when we dated, and now... ugh. He's a fucking embarrassment. I pretend we never happened.
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O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
Lmao, reminds me of my ex who was fucking bipolar. Is this the ex you'll always love or this is another one?
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Never, ever, ever in a million years would I ever go back to this shit. Never have I loved him, and I never will!
lol no, definitely not him.
I can see that too. I'd keep my guard up with him for quite a while.
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I think he's really just shy more than anything. People that tend to keep to them themselves often get casted as being douchey, but they're really not :/
O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Even they couldn't help him! His mom was heartbroken when we broke up because I was the only good in the relationship lmao
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I can see that too. I'd keep my guard up with him for quite a while.
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Totally.
So i's not just me? He seems the jerk kind, though probably I'm making this up, lol , who knows.
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Never, ever, ever in a million years would I ever go back to this shit. Never have I loved him, and I never will!
lol no, definitely not him.
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Lmao, some things were meant to be forgotten..
Live.Love.Learn. said:
That's slaggie of ya!!!
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Lies! Your father is the only one for me
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IRL he's your favorite? What you like about him? CURLS EVERYWHERE
You guys are pussys. GUYS WITH TATTOOS AND PIERCED EARS ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS ON EARTH + GUYS WHO SMOKE ARE SMEXYYYYYYY, I'LL TAKE ZAYN IF YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING.
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I'm all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn't attractive :L
O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Ask them if they can fix your bad attitude baby..
I think he's really just shy more than anything. People that tend to keep to them themselves often get casted as being douchey, but they're really not :/
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I don't get that sense from him because he's shy, just... I don't know. I don't wanna say he ever looks smug or anything, because really he doesn't, but.. I don't know how to explain it lol. It's not because he's shy and quiet though. It just looks like he could hurt me, like he'd call me up and break up with me out of nowhere... OMG I'M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!
lmfao, I couldn't resist xD
I'm all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn't attractive :L
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same here.
IRL he's your favorite? What you like about him? CURLS EVERYWHERE
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Yeah him and Zayn. I love his cheekiness, his intelligence, his immense kindness to his fans, and his charm <3
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I'm all for ear piercings and meaningful tattoos, but I stand my ground about smoking. It isn't attractive :L
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My ex had two tattoos, no pierciengs and no smoking, but tattoos are my weakness when it comes to guys, maybe I'm just looking at a guy and I don't find him attractive until I spot a tattoo and they're suddenly attractive. It's an illness.
Totally.
So i's not just me? He seems the jerk kind, though probably I'm making this up, lol , who knows.
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lol no, I feel the same way. He just looks like it, but it'd be such a pleasant surprise if he wasn't
l?veislouder said:
O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Even they couldn't help him! His mom was heartbroken when we broke up because I was the only good in the relationship lmao
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Awww :/ you seem like the good (yet bootylicious) girl who tried to tame the bad (yet sexy) boy :'(
like in the moovvviiiiiiiiesssssss
... OMG I'M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!
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WE ALL GO THROUGH THAT PHASE THOUGH BB.. JUST STAY CALM, TRY NOT TO LOSE IT AND BURN SOMEONE'S HOUSE.
Lmao, some things were meant to be forgotten..
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lol ugh, definitely.
I don't get that sense from him because he's shy, just... I don't know. I don't wanna say he ever looks smug or anything, because really he doesn't, but.. I don't know how to explain it lol. It's not because he's shy and quiet though. It just looks like he could hurt me, like he'd call me up and break up with me out of nowhere... OMG I'M TURNING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT!
lmfao, I couldn't resist xD
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It's because he's too attractive, I guess. It would feel like he's too good to be true. The paranoia
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lol no, I feel the same way. He just looks like it, but it'd be such a pleasant surprise if he wasn't
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I know right? Douchey guys are the ones we usually obsess over though..
Awww :/ you seem like the good (yet bootylicious) girl who tried to tame the bad (yet sexy) boy :'(
like in the moovvviiiiiiiiesssssss
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He wasn't bad or sexy when I dated him. He was a good guy who was sweet and semi-charming. To be honest, he was whipped, and maybe that's why I liked him haha. We did break up shortly after he was no longer under the classification of "whipped" soo... maybe that's where the relationship went wrong haha xD
WE ALL GO THROUGH THAT PHASE THOUGH BB.. JUST STAY CALM, TRY NOT TO LOSE IT AND BURN SOMEONE'S HOUSE.
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BURN DANIELLE'S HOUSE!
lmfao.
SubwayToVenus said:
O.o ...i feel in Dr. Phil or Oprah
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Ask them if they can fix your bad attitude baby..
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I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
It's because he's too attractive, I guess. It would feel like he's too good to be true. The paranoia
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That's probably it. The paranoia!!! :'O
OMG HIS VOICE *_*
http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vfx6g7cO1qmspmoo1.mp3
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BURN DANIELLE'S HOUSE!
lmfao.
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Wow, I'd totally do that, I would feel bad for her family though, I'd only burn her place if there was the guarantee that she lives alone.
I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I read this and thought "I am rubber and you are glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
lmfao
Live.Love.Learn. said:
IRL he's your favorite? What you like about him? CURLS EVERYWHERE
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Yeah him and Zayn. I love his cheekiness, his intelligence, his immense kindness to his fans, and his charm <3
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I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON'T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE
Wow, I'd totally do that, I would feel bad for her family though, I'd only burn her place if there was the guarantee that she lives alone.
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AND if Liam wasn't over!
l?veislouder said:
I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I read this and thought "I am rubber and you are glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
lmfao
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LOL it's Britney, bitch!
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why
OMG some chicks are claiming this guy looks exactly like Niall but hotter..
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420255_3251218926678_1453...
WTF.
OMG HIS VOICE *_*
http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vfx6g7cO1qmspmoo1.mp3
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"...a little bit of make-up never hurt any..one"
*BOOM* I'm pregnant!
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AND if Liam wasn't over!
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Exactly.
OMG some chicks are claiming this guy looks exactly like Niall but hotter..
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Kinda sorta....but Niall's way hotter
OMG some chicks are claiming this guy looks exactly like Niall but hotter..
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420255_3251218926678_1453...
WTF.
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...no.
"...a little bit of make-up never hurt any..one"
*BOOM* I'm pregnant!
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*cue his sexy voice*
BAM. DEAD.
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Kinda sorta....but Niall's way hotter
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That's what I said. He kinda looks like Niall, but he is not hotter!
TRY NOT TO LAUGH
http://harrytomlinson69.tumblr.com/post/20452674127/5boysgo-onedirection...
SubwayToVenus said:
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I don't like ya i see lol. So i will sing my ass of
You don't like me, I don't like you, it don't matter
(Hoo!)
Only difference, you still listen, I don't have to
(Hoo!)
In one ear and out the other, I don't need you
(Hoo!)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect but you ain't either
(Hoo!)
If you're feeling fraudulently
(Oh!)
I ain't even losing sleep
(Oh!)
There's more to me than what you see
(Oh!)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
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I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON'T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE
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"I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE" :')
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"I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE" :')
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<3
MY CREYSSS
http://thisismybliss.tumblr.com/post/20452633258/zaynseyesmeltme-walking...
I LOVE YOU LITTLE BABYYYY DON'T DITCH ME AS AN AUNT! I'LL BE THE AUNT WHO WILL BUY ALCOHOL AND CIGS FOR YA WHILE YOU'RE UNDERAGE
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GOOD INFLUENCE MY ASS.
HOW BOUT NO!!!!
TRY NOT TO LAUGH
http://harrytomlinson69.tumblr.com/post/20452674127/5boysgo-onedirection...
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shirtless Zayn<3
I WAS FINE TIL 7:05, TIL YOU WALKED DOWN THE DOOR AND RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE, IF YOU'RE GONE, I'LL MOVE ON BUT IT ONLY WOULD HAVE TAKEN TWO SECONDS TO SAY, GOODBYEEEEEEEEE
*starts crying*
*shoots herself*
l?veislouder said:
OMG some chicks are claiming this guy looks exactly like Niall but hotter..
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/420255_3251218926678_1453...
WTF.
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xD
GOOD INFLUENCE MY ASS.
HOW BOUT NO!!!!
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SHE WILL BE AN ALCOHOLIC EITHER WAY.
Why do I find this so cute? Niall <3
http://harrytomlinson69.tumblr.com/post/20452575334/infectedbyone-direct...
shirtless Zayn<3
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Is that all you noticed?? How about Harry's adorable laugh??? Lmaoo
Live.Love.Learn. said:
TRY NOT TO LAUGH
http://harrytomlinson69.tumblr.com/post/20452674127/5boysgo-onedirection...
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I didn't laughed, i pooped
MY CREYSSS
http://thisismybliss.tumblr.com/post/20452633258/zaynseyesmeltme-walking...
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lol aww, I watched their whole time on X Factor and I watched how uncomfortable Zayn was (honestly, if I had watched it live back then, I would've thought he was a douchebag and being annoying, being "too good" to dance and not even trying), and then he danced and I thought he was really good. He just needed to try. I hope he doesn't feel uncomfortable now.
EVERYONE SEES HER BUT NOBODY KNOWS HER, SHE SCREAMS IN HER PILLOW, FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, SHE HATES IT, BUT SHE TAKES IT, WATCH OUT FOR THAT GIRL, ONE DAY SHE MAY CHANGE THE WOOOOOORLD :,(
Why do I find this so cute? Niall <3
http://harrytomlinson69.tumblr.com/post/20452575334/infectedbyone-direct...
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He's adorable.
Is that all you noticed?? How about Harry's adorable laugh??? Lmaoo
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lmao I noticed that too. It was cute <3
...but Zayn is hot haha
BYE GUYS ! <3
lol aww, I watched their whole time on X Factor and I watched how uncomfortable Zayn was (honestly, if I had watched it live back then, I would've thought he was a douchebag and being annoying, being "too good" to dance and not even trying), and then he danced and I thought he was really good. He just needed to try. I hope he doesn't feel uncomfortable now.
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He was just shy though and thought he'd embarrass himself by dancing :'(
I think he actually likes it now. Liam taught him how to dance lmao
I guess now i gotta go :/ Lizzie McGuire had a baby, Love.Live.Learn adopted me and Selena Gomez made a fool doing ass out of a cover
a very productive day i may say
i'm sad tho. Bye y'all
I guess now i gotta go :/ Lizzie McGuire had a baby, Love.Live.Learn adopted me and Selena Gomez made a fool doing ass out of a cover
a very productive day i may say
i'm sad tho. Bye y'all
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Adopted? Nigga I thought you were mine!!
BYE GUYS ! <3
goodnight!
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you're leaving?
BYE GUYS ! <3
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Baiiii
He was just shy though and thought he'd embarrass himself by dancing :'(
I think he actually likes it now. Liam taught him how to dance lmao
Adopted? Nigga I thought you were mine!!

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Haha aww, okay good
lmfaooo xD
I could listen to this on repeat tbh
I LOVE WHEN HE TALKS LIKE THIS *_*
http://shippinzarry.tumblr.com/post/20449736084/with-my-knowledge-and-un...
Haha aww, okay good
lmfaooo xD
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Lmaoo what a strange child haha
I could listen to this on repeat tbh
I LOVE WHEN HE TALKS LIKE THIS *_*
http://shippinzarry.tumblr.com/post/20449736084/with-my-knowledge-and-un...
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haha, just the accent is enough for me <3