Demi Lovato Addiction THE REAL STORY
Demi Lovato Fabulous Magazine interview: 'I felt uncomfortable today. Knowing I have bad angles and the photographer can take a bad shot makes me insecure. But I'm a lot better than I used to be. In my first shoot after having treatment, I went into meltdown and ran away from the studio. So I've made progress.'
By 15 she was a pop star, billed as Disney's successor to Miley Cyrus' teen-queen crown. Bulimia, which she'd suffered from since the age of 12, ravaged her body, and then there was the drink, reported cocaine abuse, depression and self-harm.. After punching a backing dancer on a plane during a tour, Demi was admitted to rehab for three months. There followed a further six months when she was so disillusioned by the industry, she considered quitting.
'I'm not saying I'm perfect, or fixed, but I am learning to love and accept myself. My outlook is more positive and I am happy.' Surrounded by a security guard and half a dozen Topshop bags from a whirlwind shopping splurge, Albuquerque-born Demi is cautious but candid, and refreshingly free of the psycho-babble you would expect from a celeb who has spent three months in rehab.
Any scars from her self-harming are hidden by tattoos on her wrists, which say "Stay" and "Strong" - a tribute to her fans for supporting her. Demi hit screens in 2005, playing Angela in children's series Barney & Friends. At 14, she landed roles in Disney film Camp Rock and television show Sonny With A Chance.
She was part of an exclusive group of teen actors, including the Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, who, like Britney and Christina before them, had the good looks and squeaky-clean personalities required by the Disney machine. But as stardom beckoned, so did bullies at her school in Dallas, Texas.
'They called me a whore and told me I was fat and ugly. I shouldn't have listened, but I took it to heart and it hurt. I thought maybe I didn't have friends because I was too fat.' So she starved herself, and anything she did eat, she threw up again. Within six months she had lost over 2st and weighed 6st 4lb - unhealthy for her 5ft 2in height.
'I'd make myself sick up to six times a day. My mum was worried, but because I was going through puberty I was having growth spurts so she assumed that was why I was thinner.' When skinniness didn't provide her with the friends or happiness she yearned for, Demi sought solace in drugs. It was reported that she was snorting cocaine, but Demi, aware of the influence on her young fan base, is reluctant to go into detail.
Club promoters gave me drugs and alcohol in clubs. 'It's something I don't really want to talk about. What I can say is that I was depressed. I would come off stage in front of 18,000 people and suddenly be alone in a hotel room. I'd come crashing down and would try to find a way to recreate that feeling, to stay 'up'.
Promoters gave me drugs and alcohol in restaurants or clubs. They wanted me to come back so I would be seen there. They were basically kissing my ass,' she says, a flash of anger briefly interrupting her sunny demeanour. 'I thought they were my friends. I thought I was having fun. Being a celebrity can be dangerous. Nobody says 'no'. That's why so many end up overdosing and dying. It could definitely have happened to me.'
When the drugs didn't block out her pain, she cut herself. "It started with my wrists. People saw that, so I cut in places they couldn't see," she says.
"You do it because you feel so bad inside. You don't know how to take it out other than on yourself." Demi - whose mother Dianna, a former cheerleader, divorced her father Patrick when Demi was just two - felt unable to confide in her parents.
"I'd just get scolded if they found out," she says. "They were worried, but I knew they wouldn't understand. I had a hard time opening up to friends. People were there for me but I didn't utilise them. Do I wish I had? Yes."
Instead, she threw herself into her work. Demi's first album, Don't Forget, was released in 2008. The following year she starred in the Disney film, Princess Protection Program, and released her second album, Here We Go Again. It shot to No.1 in the US charts.
"I went from movie to album to touring to television and back," she says. "Being in the limelight wasn't the root of my problems, but it didn't help. I never took more than two weeks off in four years and it caught up with me."
After Demi punched backing dancer Alex Welch in November 2010, allegedly because she believed Alex had told tour managers she'd been behaving inappropriately, her family and management finally recognised the extent of her problems and sent her to rehab.
"It wasn't my idea, but I didn't fight it," says Demi.
She spent the next three months at the Timberline Knolls facility in Illinois.
"It was really, really hard and scary," she says. "I was homesick and lonely and several times I thought f*** it, I'm leaving. But my mum told me I would regret it. This was my only chance."
Slowly, she started to recover.
"I had 14 hours of therapy a day. I listened to music and learned to knit. When I finally left, it was like being let out of prison."
After her release last January, she took six months off, and enjoyed it so much she considered staying out of the limelight for good.
"I didn't know if I'd be able to go back to work, but I knew I would get so bored. I couldn't see myself going to college or working nine-to-five."
Last September, she returned to the stage at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York. "It was awesome," she says. "Although there is a lot of temptation, I'd learned to cope."
The songs on her new album reflect her heartache, and include For The Love Of A Daughter, about the rift between Demi and her father after he - seemingly keen to cash in on his daughter's notoriety - did a series of interviews about her.
The betrayal is still raw, and she says she has no interest in rebuilding a relationship with him. Nor does Demi plan to resume acting until she is fully confident. "I need to be secure in my body before I go back in front of the camera. Anyone in recovery from an eating disorder would find that triggering, and I'm not ready," she says.
She admits her stunning new size 10-12 body is taking some getting used to: "After so long being thin, it was terrifying being heavier. But I am a naturally curvy Hispanic girl. I don't deprive myself - I had a Kit Kat last night, but I don't eat s*** every day. I have a meal service that brings my food to my home so I don't have to think about being healthy."
Although she no longer drinks, Demi admits that she has self-harmed and made herself throw up since leaving rehab. "I've slipped up a few times, but each time I have learned from it, and it's become further apart," she says.
She's still BFFs with Miley Cyrus, and has found an unlikely ally in Cheryl Cole, who, after watching a recent MTV documentary about Demi's troubles, tweeted her support. "I was so excited. I'd love to meet her," Demi says. Currently single, her exes include Joe Jonas, 22, and actor Wilder Valderrama, 32.
"I'm not dating at all. I love having a boyfriend but need to be secure on my own first," she says.
Despite Demi having had a lifetime of troubles before she's even 20, she insists she has no regrets.
"There were times I wish I'd been a normal teenager so I could make mistakes and not be scrutinised. But I don't mourn the childhood I never had. I'd rather have been travelling the world and making albums than at high school."
And as for the bullies who made her life hell? "I don't think or care about them," she says. "I wouldn't change what I went through. I've learned from it and it's made me stronger."
Demi's single Give Your Heart A Break is out May 14. Her album Unbroken is out now.
Omg I know please!! I want more songs like Taken on their next album.
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"Taken" is like one of my least favorites lmao. I'm gonna stress this until I'm blue in the face, like Adele on her exes, but I want a recording of "Total Eclipse of the Heart!" lol
Liam has been looking kinda chunky lately, he needs to stop with the overnight hamburgers and chocolate sundaes from McDonald's.
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Lol, he looks adorable.
Zayn has been looking really skinny, he needs to stop having sex all the time, he's going to dissapear to the air, or worse, the air is going to carry him and drop him in the ocean.
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"Taken" is like one of my least favorites lmao. I'm gonna stress this until I'm blue in the face, like Adele on her exes, but I want a recording of "Total Eclipse of the Heart!" lol
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Omg I fucking love Taken, Taken and I wish are my jams <3 Well yes I want that too! And chasing cars please.
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:09 pm
Anonymous said:
Zayn has been looking really skinny, he needs to stop having sex all the time, he's going to dissapear to the air, or worse, the air is going to carry him and drop him in the ocean.
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HAVE HEART-ECLIPSING SEX WITH ME IN DA OCEAN, BB ZAYN! <33
One Direction's music has been looking more and more shitty. They need to hire more talent in the band.
Omg I fucking love Taken, Taken and I wish are my jams <3 Well yes I want that too! And chasing cars please.
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omgshh "I Wish" <3 I used to prefer "I Wish" to "More than This" since they were basically the same song and I wished that the guys had put another song they recorded on the album. Now I love them both, but "I Wish" will always hold that spot <333
HAVE HEART-ECLIPSING SEX WITH ME IN DA OCEAN, BB ZAYN! <33
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He probably wouldn't last 1 minute of thrusting. He needs viagra, he's really out of shape.
HAVE HEART-ECLIPSING SEX WITH ME IN DA OCEAN, BB ZAYN! <33
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He probably wouldn't last 1 minute of thrusting. He needs vi.a.gra, he's really out of shape.
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:11 pm
Anonymous said:
One Direction's music has been looking more and more shitty. They need to hire more talent in the band.
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I don't even know how this statement makes sense when they haven't even released new music.
I don't even know how this statement makes sense when they haven't even released new music.
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Do you want some kinda reaction, hun? Its not working biatch.
He probably wouldn't last 1 minute of thrusting. He needs vi.a.gra, he's really out of shape.
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If he's having sex all the time like you claim, enough to lose weight, I'm sure he's in fantastic shape.
Where are my fellow trolls?
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omgshh "I Wish" <3 I used to prefer "I Wish" to "More than This" since they were basically the same song and I wished that the guys had put another song they recorded on the album. Now I love them both, but "I Wish" will always hold that spot <333
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I WISH IS JFEWEBHFK OMG I LOVE IT FOREVER. I can't even with that song <3
If he's having sex all the time like you claim, enough to lose weight, I'm sure he's in fantastic shape.
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He's wasting away from so much sex, bad sex. People who have slept with him have said he's bad.
Do you want some kinda reaction, hun? Its not working biatch.
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lol I don't say things purely for reaction, like you trolls, hun. I say things to make a point, and I just made a very valid one.
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:15 pm
Anonymous said:
If he's having sex all the time like you claim, enough to lose weight, I'm sure he's in fantastic shape.
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He's wasting away from so much sex, bad sex. People who have slept with him have said he's bad.
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no1curr... at least I don't. come to me, bb Zayn, I take care of you <3
You think you are so smart with your high class, fancy words and college student grammar. Well you aren't.
I WISH IS JFEWEBHFK OMG I LOVE IT FOREVER. I can't even with that song <3
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Especially the end :'(
Lmao this convo.
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:17 pm
Anonymous said:
You think you are so smart with your high class, fancy words and college student grammar. Well you aren't.
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Oh, but I is, girl, I is
I post some Niley shiz, 214253 people reblog and like. NILEY NOT DEAD.
Claudia is the biggest troll you'll ever meet in the whole wide world. Her username is gorgeousselena but for some reason we call her Claudia
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LOL so She is famous.. I just hate that she calls claudia she doesnt deserve that name .. UGH
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:18 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
Lmao this convo.
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lmao I know!
Omgg I keep remembering and then forgetting to tell you something!
Okay, so I think the outfit I chose, regardless of which top, is just a bit too much, like I'm trying too hard. I have another outfit in mind which is coincidentally my go-to outfit and the outfit I planned to wear meeting them in March. It's at my dad's house though and I'm at my mom's house now >.<
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:18 pm
l?veislouder said:
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:17 pm
Anonymous said:
You think you are so smart with your high class, fancy words and college student grammar. Well you aren't.
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Oh, but I is, girl, I is
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Who said I was talking about thee? You must have a narcissistic complex. Wow, you think you are the only fancy perso here, wake up and smell OceanUp, girl.
Loveislouder said she was engaged, clearly that's a lie.
Omgg I keep remembering and then forgetting to tell you something!
Okay, so I think the outfit I chose, regardless of which top, is just a bit too much, like I'm trying too hard. I have another outfit in mind which is coincidentally my go-to outfit and the outfit I planned to wear meeting them in March. It's at my dad's house though and I'm at my mom's house now >.<
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Well take a picture and then sent me the outfit so I give you my humble but perfect opinion, lmao
Joe is dating Taylor Swift. Jaylor is not dead.
Who said I was talking about thee? You must have a narcissistic complex. Wow, you think you are the only fancy perso here, wake up and smell OceanUp, girl.
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I have smelled the OceanUP girl, and it was reeking of troll before my fancy ass stepped in here and beautified it, with the help of my channeling Raven Symoné and her fashion expertise. I know how to work it, girl. *z formation snap*
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:22 pm
Anonymous said:
Loveislouder said she was engaged, clearly that's a lie.
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Why? Because I have a celebrity boyfriend? I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE FANTASIES, ANON TROLL!
"You're My Only Shorty" it's about Joe's penis
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:25 pm
Anonymous said:
"You're My Only Shorty" it's about Joe's penis
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LMMMMFFAAAAOOOOO!!
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:23 pm
l?veislouder said:
Who said I was talking about thee? You must have a narcissistic complex. Wow, you think you are the only fancy perso here, wake up and smell OceanUp, girl.
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I have smelled the OceanUP girl, and it was reeking of troll before my fancy ass stepped in here and beautified it, with the help of my channeling Raven Symoné and her fashion expertise. I know how to work it, girl. *z formation snap*
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Ok, that was a great comeback. A+ for the user.
l?veislouder said:
Who said I was talking about thee? You must have a narcissistic complex. Wow, you think you are the only fancy perso here, wake up and smell OceanUp, girl.
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I have smelled the OceanUP girl, and it was reeking of troll before my fancy ass stepped in here and beautified it, with the help of my channeling Raven Symoné and her fashion expertise. I know how to work it, girl. *z formation snap*
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Wer those fancy pants gorl! Snap!
By: LLL's baby swag
I hope you know I'm just kidding around Loveislouder. <3 lol
Loveislouder, wins this round of trolling with the Raven reference.
Well take a picture and then sent me the outfit so I give you my humble but perfect opinion, lmao
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lmao, I shall. Probably tomorrow, if I go back to my dad's. The only problem is my friend is flying in from California Tuesday, and the airport is closer to my mom's than dad's, so I may just stay here. We'll see. I'll definitely send it to you though, girl! Deffo need yo opinion!
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:25 pm
Anonymous said:
"You're My Only Shorty" it's about Joe's penis
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I've seen that thing and it's anything but small.
YAAAY I WIN! Thank you, all you anons, for supporting me with my Raven reference <3 I couldn't have done it without your love <3333
l?veislouder said:
YAAAY I WIN! Thank you, all you anons, for supporting me with my Raven reference <3 I couldn't have done it without your love <3333
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Ya are not the modafucking princess in da site hoe
Joe and Demi are brothers. Their relationship was incestual and wrong, it should have never had happened. Joe, regrets putting his hands on his troubled little sister.
nonymous said:
"You're My Only Shorty" it's about Joe's penis
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LMMMMFFAAAAOOOOO!!
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does anyone actually believe she's engaged? I don't.
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lmao, I shall. Probably tomorrow, if I go back to my dad's. The only problem is my friend is flying in from California Tuesday, and the airport is closer to my mom's than dad's, so I may just stay here. We'll see. I'll definitely send it to you though, girl! Deffo need yo opinion!
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OR YOU SHOULD ASK DANIELLE FOR OPINIONS!
Joe supports Demi and her boyfriends.
Joe is going to end up proposing to Demi next year.
Louis Tomlison is the ugliest motherfucker I have ever layed eyes upon.
About Louis Tomlinson:
YES!
l?veislouder said:
he’s so confident with his sexuality that you could walk in on him involved with a gay orgy of 7 hairless men while watching legally blonde and drinking pina coladas and he’d still be like “eh i’m not gay” and mean it.
about Louis Tomlinson.
YES!
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"Legally Blonde" it's a gay thing? Wow i feel awkward now...
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:34 pm
Anonymous said:
Louis Tomlison is the ugliest motherfucker I have ever layed eyes upon.
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SWAG ON YOU, YOU DAMN TROLL! MY NEW BOY HAS MORE SWAG THAN YOU, HE KNOW HOW I LIKE IT!
Louis Tomlison is the ugliest motherfucker I have ever layed eyes upon.
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HOW DARE YOU, HE'S THE MOST PERFECT HUMAN BEING TO EVER WALK PLANET EARTH.
"Legally Blonde" it's a gay thing? Wow i feel awkward now...
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As long as you are confident bb and strut your stuff, you have nothing to feel awkward about.
SWAG ON YOU ANON, YOU'RE CURSED.
Joe likes sex with Demi the way he likes his tacos, hot and steamy.
I really want to sing Bang bang bang to my ex boyfriend, I just need a new boy-
She's not engaged, she's a ugly little liar.
why is everyone being so mean...
Cuz I've been stuck with the same amount of followers for months ..
http://hopefulinsanity.tumblr.com/ ^.^
I already follow you bb
OR YOU SHOULD ASK DANIELLE FOR OPINIONS!
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OMGG BUT SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE ME!! If I depend on her, how will I ever get answers?! She's so busy and so flooded with requests for advice, it'd take her years to answer me, like only when Liam's in his 54th year of debt could she get to me, and by then, all the styles and fashions and trends will have changed, but I won't know that and Danielle would because she's the expert and I'm just here :'(
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:37 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
I really want to sing Bang bang bang to my ex boyfriend, I just need a new boy-
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A Rolling Stone fan listening to Selena Gomez and The Scene. How Classy.
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:38 pm
Anonymous said:
She's not engaged, she's a ugly little liar.
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swag on you, anon. *dances around, flips hair, and flashes ring in yo face*
DILMER SEX IS THE DIRTIEST.
DILMER SEX IS THE DIRTIEST.
DILMER SEX IS THE DIRTIEST.
DILMER SEX IS THE DIRTIEST.
She's such a hypocrite since the beginning. All kids of the Disney's new generation know that she is a fucking liar.
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DANIELLE PLEASE MAKE A FASHION BLOG FOR US!!!!
OMGG BUT SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE ME!! If I depend on her, how will I ever get answers?! She's so busy and so flooded with requests for advice, it'd take her years to answer me, like only when Liam's in his 54th year of debt could she get to me, and by then, all the styles and fashions and trends will have changed, but I won't know that and Danielle would because she's the expert and I'm just here :'(
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Lmfao, you're right, you'll just receive my humble and unprofessional opinion
SubwayToVenus said:
I really want to sing Bang bang bang to my ex boyfriend, I just need a new boy-
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I thought you had a boyfriend...
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A Rolling Stone fan listening to Selena Gomez and The Scene. How Classy.
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swag on me
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I thought you had a boyfriend...
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I think I have bitched about my breakup enough times on here, lmao
She's such a hypocrite since the beginning. All kids of the Disney's new generation know that she is a fucking liar.
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Sad that you still watch Disney, after Miley, Selena, Jonas and Demi left, so sad.
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I thought you had a boyfriend...
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I think I have bitched about my breakup enough times on here, lmao
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lmfaoo <3
Yo bitches y'all are using my catchphrase >.<
Damn it swag on y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWAG IT'S MY THANG GORLZ
By: LLL's baby
DILMER SEX IS THE SEXIEST
DILMER SEX IS THE SEXIEST
DILMER SEX IS THE SEXIEST
NILEY SEX IS THE GROSSEST
NILEY SEX IS THE GROSSEST
SubwayToVenus said:
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I thought you had a boyfriend...
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I think I have bitched about my breakup enough times on here, lmao
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I can make you beautiful babies then
OMGG BUT SHE'LL NEVER NOTICE ME!! If I depend on her, how will I ever get answers?! She's so busy and so flooded with requests for advice, it'd take her years to answer me, like only when Liam's in his 54th year of debt could she get to me, and by then, all the styles and fashions and trends will have changed, but I won't know that and Danielle would because she's the expert and I'm just here :'(
DANIELLE PLEASE MAKE A FASHION BLOG FOR US!!!!
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Lmfao, you're right, you'll just receive my humble and unprofessional opinion
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DANIELLE, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! WE NEED YOUR FASHION BLOG!
lmfaooo omgg I am DYING here! tears streaming down the face (lmfaoo I almost wrote "twats streaming down the face" lmfaoooo)
Yo bitches y'all are using my catchphrase >.<
Damn it swag on y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWAG IT'S MY THANG GORLZ
By: LLL's baby
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LMAO, SORRY IT'S JUST THAT, THOSE THREE WORDS SUMMARIZE SO MANY THINGS.
id:
I already follow you bb
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I know, Anons are totally free to troll on my blog though.
And I LOVE everything you blog, I try not to reblog everything lmao.
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I can make you beautiful babies then
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MY BODY IS READY ANON!
Anonymous said:
NILEY SEX IS THE GROSSEST
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I'm sure that they never had sex with each other tho
Dani, when was the last time you had sex with your fiancé?
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I know, Anons are totally free to troll on my blog though.
And I LOVE everything you blog, I try not to reblog everything lmao.
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Aw I know I always get so happy when you reblog my stuff haha <3
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DANIELLE, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! WE NEED YOUR FASHION BLOG!
lmfaooo omgg I am DYING here! tears streaming down the face (lmfaoo I almost wrote "twats streaming down the face" lmfaoooo)
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Lmfaoooooooooo Dani
JEMI IS SEX IS THE SKINNIEST
JEMI IS SEX IS THE SKINNIEST
JEMI IS SEX IS THE SKINNIEST
JEMI IS SEX IS THE SKINNIEST
LMAO, SORRY IT'S JUST THAT, THOSE THREE WORDS SUMMARIZE SO MANY THINGS.
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lmfao they seriously do! xD
NILEY SEX IS THE GROSSEST
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I'm sure that they never had sex with each other tho
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They had sex! They were each others' first time <3
JAYLOR SEX IS THE PRETTIEST
JAYLOR SEX IS THE PRETTIEST
JAYLOR SEX IS THE PRETTIEST
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:45 pm
Anonymous said:
Dani, when was the last time you had sex with your fiancé?
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lmfao, this conversation turned personal right quick. Um, my sex life would rather remain private, if you don't mind. Thank you
SubwayToVenus said:
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I can make you beautiful babies then
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MY BODY IS READY ANON!
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Damn girl! At least invite me to a date or something first, i'm not that easy...
JAYLOR SEX IS THE PRETTIEST
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I can totally picture Taylor tying Joe's hands with a rope while she sings You belong with me.
lmfao, this conversation turned personal right quick. Um, my sex life would rather remain private, if you don't mind. Thank you
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Prima Donna.
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Damn girl! At least invite me to a date or something first, i'm not that easy...
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Do you want to go a concert with me? We should go to a Foo fighters concert, I'm going, wanna come?
They had sex! They were each others' first time <3
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Oh, how I wish that was me <3
I wonder if Niall was so happy to get to sing "I Wish," because "I wish that was me" is awfully similar to "that should be me." I bet Niall was fangirling all over the place lmao
SubwayToVenus said:
Yo bitches y'all are using my catchphrase >.<
Damn it swag on y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SWAG IT'S MY THANG GORLZ
By: LLL's baby
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LMAO, SORRY IT'S JUST THAT, THOSE THREE WORDS SUMMARIZE SO MANY THINGS.
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My Justin Bieber lesbian haircut disagreed tho
By: LLL's lesbo baby
They had sex! They were each others' first time <3
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Miley lost it to Liam. Nick doesn't have a virginity. Fail, troll.
I can totally picture Taylor tying Joe's hands with a rope while she sings You belong with me.
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*dead on the floor*
I take Prima Donna as a compliment.
Prima Donna
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If you wish.
Oh, how I wish that was me <3
I wonder if Niall was so happy to get to sing "I Wish," because "I wish that was me" is awfully similar to "that should be me." I bet Niall was fangirling all over the place lmao
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Lmfaoooooo he's such a fucking loser.
DILMER SEX IS THE BEST
DILMER SEX IS THE BEST
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:50 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
I take Prima Donna as a compliment.
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lol it pretty much is. xD
SubwayToVenus said:
JAYLOR SEX IS THE PRETTIEST
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I can totally picture Taylor tying Joe's hands with a rope while she sings You belong with me.
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NO-OH! It's blow job or no love with me!
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:50 pm
Anonymous said:
They had sex! They were each others' first time <3
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Miley lost it to Liam. Nick doesn't have a virginity. Fail, troll.
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You can't lack a virginity though.
LMAO, SORRY IT'S JUST THAT, THOSE THREE WORDS SUMMARIZE SO MANY THINGS.
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My Justin Bieber lesbian haircut disagreed tho
By: LLL's lesbo baby
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rofl
Lmfaoooooo he's such a fucking loser.
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lol nooo, he's such a Belieber, it's so cute haha
SubwayToVenus said:
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Damn girl! At least invite me to a date or something first, i'm not that easy...
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Do you want to go a concert with me? We should go to a Foo fighters concert, I'm going, wanna come?
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Sounds great. But i'm not giving it in the first date so don't try to give me drugs or rape me k?
Lmfaoooooo he's such a fucking loser.
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lol nooo, he's such a Belieber, it's so cute haha
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It's not cute! I'd feel a total turn off if I ever go on a date with a guy and when I ask which music does he listen to he answers Justin Bieber. I'd leave.
Joe needs to shave dat ass.
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Sounds great. But i'm not giving it in the first date so don't try to give me drugs or rape me k?
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I'd never do that...
It's not cute! I'd feel a total turn off if I ever go on a date with a guy and when I ask which music does he listen to he answers Justin Bieber. I'd leave.
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I didn't say it was a turn-on! lmao. Just that it was cute, like a little kid kinda way. I'd gush like that crying meme to see Niall fangirl hahaha
I saved the best for last.
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I didn't say it was a turn-on! lmao. Just that it was cute, like a little kid kinda way. I'd gush like that crying meme to see Niall fangirl hahaha
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I don't even why I like Niall, he's quite the total opposite of what I want in a guy, lmao.
LMFAO!!!
OMFG GET OUT YOU SICK COCKHEAD.
SubwayToVenus said:
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Sounds great. But i'm not giving it in the first date so don't try to give me drugs or rape me k?
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I'd never do that...
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Okay babe we will have flawless little babies!
How many do you want? We can make them work by Disney are you agree sweetie?
Anonymous said:
I saved the best for last.
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Joe has some tanning/melatonin issues in the lower area region.
“@kingsleyyy: I will offer up my first daughter to be the Lakers' sex slave.”
LMFAO!!!
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Lmaooooooo, I fucking love him, his opinion on Taylor Swift cracks me up.
Apr 22, 2012 @ 05:58 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
OMFG GET OUT YOU SICK COCKHEAD.
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LOL
Okay babe we will have flawless little babies!
How many do you want? We can make them work by Disney are you agree sweetie?
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4. No please, I want them to be footballers. <3
I don't even why I like Niall, he's quite the total opposite of what I want in a guy, lmao.
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Welcome to my Zayn-loving heart, bbb xD
I have been laughing so much for the past 10 minutes.
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Welcome to my Zayn-loving heart, bbb xD
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Actually Zayn is my type when it comes to appearances and Louis is my type when it comes to personality. WHY DO WE LOVE THE ONE'S THAT'S NOT FOR US?
Anonymous said:
I have been laughing so much for the past 10 minutes.
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This happened to me yesterday with a comment about Demi's farts, I laughed for about 15 minutes straight.
SubwayToVenus said:
Okay babe we will have flawless little babies!
How many do you want? We can make them work by Disney are you agree sweetie?
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4. No please, I want them to be footballers. <3
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I want then to be drug dealers. Like in Grand Theft Auto - that's where the money come from babe!
Ok...we'll call them...Papa Dani, Lil' Xonya, Dumbledore The Third and Skank.
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I want then to be drug dealers. Like in Grand Theft Auto - that's where the money come from babe!
Ok...we'll call them...Papa Dani, Lil' Xonya, Dumbledore The Third and Skank.
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It's like I couldn't ask for anything better <3
Actually Zayn is my type when it comes to appearances and Louis is my type when it comes to personality. WHY DO WE LOVE THE ONE'S THAT'S NOT FOR US
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lol I mean like, I don't go for guys that look like Zayn either. The dark hair/light eyes combo and mysterious look, yes. The Middle Eastern look? No. Personality definitely flew in and took precedence with this one.
SubwayToVenus said:
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I want then to be drug dealers. Like in Grand Theft Auto - that's where the money come from babe!
Ok...we'll call them...Papa Dani, Lil' Xonya, Dumbledore The Third and Skank.
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It's like I couldn't ask for anything better <3
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And all started with a date in a Foo Fighters concert <333
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I want then to be drug dealers. Like in Grand Theft Auto - that's where the money come from babe!
Ok...we'll call them...Papa Dani, Lil' Xonya, Dumbledore The Third and Skank.
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It's like I couldn't ask for anything better <3
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And all started with a date in a Foo Fighters concert <333
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LMAO OMGG!! <333
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lol I mean like, I don't go for guys that look like Zayn either. The dark hair/light eyes combo and mysterious look, yes. The Middle Eastern look? No. Personality definitely flew in and took precedence with this one.
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I GUESS YOU CNEVER GET TO CHOOSE WHO YOU LOVEEEEEEEE WHY IS LIFE SO HARD. Is Liam your type?
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I want then to be drug dealers. Like in Grand Theft Auto - that's where the money come from babe!
Ok...we'll call them...Papa Dani, Lil' Xonya, Dumbledore The Third and Skank.
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It's like I couldn't ask for anything better <3
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And all started with a date in a Foo Fighters concert <333
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Smoking pot in the parking lot <3
I GUESS YOU CNEVER GET TO CHOOSE WHO YOU LOVEEEEEEEE WHY IS LIFE SO HARD. Is Liam your type?
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No, you can never choose
Yeah, Liam is definitely more my type, despite not falling for too many blondes, especially brown-eyed blondes, but his hair is darker now, so I guess it's not really considered blonde anymore. But his face and stuff, and his previous Harry-inspired hairstyle, yeah, that was more me.
SubwayToVenus said:
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I want then to be drug dealers. Like in Grand Theft Auto - that's where the money come from babe!
Ok...we'll call them...Papa Dani, Lil' Xonya, Dumbledore The Third and Skank.
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It's like I couldn't ask for anything better <3
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And all started with a date in a Foo Fighters concert <333
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Smoking pot in the parking lot <3
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Remember when you were throwing up in the bathroom at McDonalds? Right there I knew you were THE ONE. And Lil' Xonya came from that incident too.
No, you can never choose
Yeah, Liam is definitely more my type, despite not falling for too many blondes, especially brown-eyed blondes, but his hair is darker now, so I guess it's not really considered blonde anymore. But his face and stuff, and his previous Harry-inspired hairstyle, yeah, that was more me.
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I don't feel hurt anymore, Adele has told me guys can fuck themselves, Niall you can fuck yourself while eating a huge taco full of fat and cholesterol.
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Remember when you were throwing up in the bathroom at McDonalds? Right there I knew you were THE ONE. And Lil' Xonya came from that incident too.
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How can I ever forget that? I should've never mixed Ron and Burguers. Our little Lil Xonya.
LMFAOOO!!!
SubwayToVenus said:
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Remember when you were throwing up in the bathroom at McDonalds? Right there I knew you were THE ONE. And Lil' Xonya came from that incident too.
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How can I ever forget that? I should've never mixed Ron and Burguers. Our little Lil Xonya.
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I never understood why she's black though..or why Dumbledore The Third is half asian and Skank looks like Harry Styles. You said it was for the burgers
“@kingsleyyy: I know it may be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's Dad.”
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Who's Stacy?