Blanda Eggenschwiler MIAMI BEAUTY

Blanda Eggenschwiler MIAMI BEAUTY

+ a picture of Joe's hair puff.

Blanda Eggenschwiler MIAMI BEAUTY




95 comments:

oceanUP said:

<3 blanda jonas Smile

Anonymous said:

no one cares for the flop jonas why would someone care for the floppest jonas`s girlfriend? OCEAN UP ANNOYS ME

Anonymous said:

Omg blanda is so gorgeous.

Anonymous said:

oceanUP You know that she is a fucking hooker, satan worshipper & famewhoring.

Do you support SATAN 4 EVER?? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9OBz9UCAAEb6lz.jpg

Anonymous said:

POOR MIAMI THE STAN WORSHIPPER IS THERE. RUN PEOPLE RUN

Anonymous said:

she looks like a prostitute. she is like wilmer valderrama

Anonymous said:

Poor joe! his gf has gone to Miami, i wonder why? he must be missing her

Anonymous said:

Lol since Blanda has gone to Miami,now joe is back on twitter,and has linked his twitter with his instagram again? strange. Maybe she's gone there for business. That's why joe is sad Sad

Anonymous said:

Oh come on. She is beautiful and looks like a fun person

Anonymous said:

This tranny is a hardcore partier. I hope she/he die soon. I hate satan worshippers

Anonymous said:

Awww his soon to be wife has left LA now Blanda has her own post, even without Blanda!? haha see, thanks to joe,she's getting popular now

Anonymous said:

Hey look joe is working on music <--- what everyone should be talking about

Anonymous said:

How can you wish death on someone!! that's LOW you might not like her,but it's HER life, she can do what she wants, and she's not satanic anyways,so sttfu about it

Anonymous said:

* I meant even without joe!?* I hate when i make mistakes lol

Anonymous said:

WHAT girlfriends get their own post now. As long as she is out of the way and the guys are getting back to work. Waiting waiting for new music.

Anonymous said:

Yeah i think they come on oceanup,because now they are doing things that we were complaining about on the other Jbs post haha. Nice to see them in the studio. The pic with nick and now joe in the studio is awesome. They just need to hurry up with new music xD

Looks like we might! get a break with Janda,since she is in Miami right now. Sorry, but thank goodness!

Anonymous said:

Joe took care of his appearance more when he was dating ho. Why can't Joe go back to this?

http://oceanup.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/main_pic/images/joe-jonas-iphone%20(9).jpg

I'm tired of his cheyne Thomas phase.

Anonymous said:

haha thank you oceanup, now we can do fun of this satanic druggie

this slut is so disgusting like natashia ho. ho is a weed addict & blando is a cocaine/heroin adict. both are nobody, attention whores, drunker, trashy.

Anonymous said:

Well if they're reading this, joe take care of your image. Looking like a hobo ain't cute, but you are cute tho. Shave and get a haircut like when you were in NYC with ho.

And please for the love of God, don't tan and use sunblock daily.

Anonymous said:

Blanda is hot and you need to look hot for her. Or else she's going to ditch yo ass brotha.

Anonymous said:

Sometimes I wish the people who want to tell Joe how to look would put up their own picture. Because they must be unarguably flawless.

Anonymous said:

I wonder why he's neglecting himself so much. Is he depressed or something. I hope not! maybe he'll clean up now that Blanda isn't around

Anonymous said:

I'm laughing that Blanda has her own post now. Joe has made her famous,so she got what she wanted.Anyways i'm sure he must be missing her now

Anonymous said:

Why is she in Miami?? business or hanging out with friends? hmmm

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:10 pm
Anonymous said:
Sometimes I wish the people who want to tell Joe how to look would put up their own picture. Because they must be unarguably flawless.
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No I'm pretty flawless jk no really I am, I just want Joe to look great that's all. . Because he is a pretty boy, no need to look like Shia labeuff 2.0. Or if he's keeping the long hair to take care of it and please shave.

Anonymous said:

she is so ugly. even uglier than ho (and ho was a vomit)

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:12 pm
Anonymous said:
I wonder why he's neglecting himself so much. Is he depressed or something. I hope not! maybe he'll clean up now that Blanda isn't around

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No he's just a lazy mofo.

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:15 pm
Anonymous said:
Why is she in Miami?? business or hanging out with friends? hmmm

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Is joe with her?

Anonymous said:

https://twitter.com/missesmarisa/status/277118765416714240

Work related...

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:18 pm
Anonymous said:
she is so ugly. even uglier than ho (and ho was a vomit)

Let's be real Natashia is hot and blanda isn't so bad either, at least not in this pic.

Anonymous said:

You guys do now that Joe Natashia for almost a year, right? Joe is so fucking sneaky,omg and he told us that ho was just a friend when we saw him with her sneaking out the back of a restaurant

Anonymous said:

Dated*

xAskTaylorx said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:01 pm
Anonymous said:
Yeah i think they come on oceanup,because now they are doing things that we were complaining about on the other Jbs post haha. Nice to see them in the studio. The pic with nick and now joe in the studio is awesome. They just need to hurry up with new music xD

Looks like we might! get a break with Janda,since she is in Miami right now. Sorry, but thank goodness!

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OMG! Your right! We should bitch more often! ; ) Lol.

Anonymous said:

Oceanup fuck you and her

xAskTaylorx said:

Considering Joe and Blanda are a thing, maybe I will finally get the chance to meet someone from JB! Lol. (Meaning that he may go to Miami sometime in the near future.) ^____^ Even if I have to drive 30-40 minutes! No I really wouldn't, but it's a thought! XD

Anonymous said:

Joe is happy now

Anonymous said:

When Joe was with Ashley, he always looked clean and flawless, the same with Camilla. He was happy.

she got drunk, remember even BI said she is a hardcore partier

Anonymous said:

Hey papa jonas tell the boys to release their new single via movie like the hunger games etc

Anonymous said:

I'm sure she got drunk, remember even BI said she is a hardcore partier

look at those nasty faces http://www.schweizer-illustrierte.ch/prominente/angela-martini-bikini-sh...

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 01:31 pm
Anonymous said:
When Joe was with Ashley, he always looked clean and flawless, the same with Camilla. He was happy.

she got drunk, remember even BI said she is a hardcore partier

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And Natashia and Taylor and Amelia.

Anonymous said:

Oh pleaseeeee of you believe bi....

Anonymous said:

blanda is bisexual and has herpes http://vernondeck.smugmug.com/Blog/VDs-Photo-Blog/10718147_gjCTL6#!i=2061890132&k=kk4CfNV&lb=1&s=A

her sister is a prostitute

Anonymous said:

I really do like blanda for joe tho, from what I hear she's like dani, in the sense she's down to earth and drama free unlike other exes like Taylor. I think this is one of joes best girlfriend choices. She seems to really appreciate joe and gets along with the fam.

Anonymous said:

Blanda is a much better choice than the last ex ho. Ho was really stuck up and aloof. This one is more humble.

Anonymous said:

Business?? hahahah that's a screen. Blanda's a drug dealer .. a person who lives in NY know much about her

Anonymous said:

Blanda is not a drug dealer what even...

Anonymous said:

http://blindgossip.com/?p=48970#comments this break my heart... i don't know if this is true but i'm worried

Anonymous said:

"his current girlfriend is a hard-partying, older woman who is using him to promote her business (cocaine ...)"

Anonymous said:

oceanUP said:
<3 blanda jonas
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Follow her on twitter:
https://twitter.com/Blanda_Jonas Laughing out loud

Anonymous said:

Is joe with her?
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No I think he's in LA working with his brothers on their music. That's why he looks so sad on his IG pics

Anonymous said:

he was sad before she even left.

Anonymous said:

oceanUP said:
<3 blanda jonas
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Follow her on twitter:
https://twitter.com/Blanda_Jonas
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That's my twitter...

Anonymous said:

He isn't sad. dumbass people. Joe is happy

Anonymous said:

Joe is working with his brothers in LA. He is finally happy.

Anonymous said:

Joe sad for her? Really? Dumbass people. This is so hilarious.

Anonymous said:

of course, he's happy, she's gone.

Anonymous said:

Ho ho ho

Anonymous said:

@joejonas: @JoeJonasLPE that's cool

He's so cute, I lalalala love him. It's funny how nick was my favorite and now it's Joey and I defend him to death, when people bash him. My bb

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 02:17 pm
Anonymous said:
of course, he's happy, she's gone.
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Lol

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

He isn't sad. dumbass people. Joe is happy
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You Joe? You know Joe? You know someone who knows Joe? No? Well then, you're as clueless as the next person and know just as much, if not less than anyone else DUMBASS! I don't know shit either but at least I'm not claiming to.

Anonymous said:

Hey Joey bear if you're herer your next single should be released via a movie, that way it gets more exposure!

Anonymous said:

Maybe she is not a devil worshiper. But she is someone who obviously likes the attention she's getting. She wasn't on her twitter for months and now all of a sudden she's a tweeter. Nick & Joe always pick attention hounds. Except for Camilla Belle. She was pretty quiet.

Anonymous said:

Sam barks was also a quiet girl.

Anonymous said:

She and Danielle left at the same time so that the JB could get back to concentrating on music. Which was an excellent idea.

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 02:30 pm
Anonymous said:
She and Danielle left at the same time so that the JB could get back to concentrating on music. Which was an excellent idea.

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Gigi is still in LA.

Anonymous said:

You guys are idiots. She has a full-time job as a graphic designer. Not for Obey. She's not a drug dealer, and these "people" in NY who "know much about her" don't exist. You South Americans are so stupid you always fall for lies. You believe fake poser twitters and anything else anyone says. Don't you think down there? Blanda is an educated professional woman and has no fame aspirations. OU posted this to piss you off. Besides, if anyone wanted to be famous, this is hardly where they would want their name to appear. Why don't you blame the Jonas woman who really does use her guy to get somewhere (because she's too stupid and uneducated to do anything on her own). Danielle.

Anonymous said:

Danielle is a good and sweet woman, stop kissing B ass.

Anonymous said:

Dec 7, 2012 @ 02:55 pm
Anonymous said:
Danielle is a good and sweet woman, stop kissing B ass.

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So is blandi.

Anonymous said:

oceanUP You know that she is a fucking hooker, satan worshipper & famewhoring.

Do you support SATAN 4 EVER?? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9OBz9UCAAEb6lz.jpg
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People like you are satan's bitch.

Anonymous said:

BTW Blanda's real twitter is @blahblahblanda and she hardly tweets.

Anonymous said:

The Demon Worshipper is getting her heroine in Miami

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

BTW Blanda's real twitter is @blahblahblanda and she hardly tweets
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Well, not until recently since she got spotted with Joe .... just saying, draw your own conclusions!

Anonymous said:

Danielle is flawless. She is a decent lady NOT a drug dealer, NOT a smoker, NOT a prostitute, NOT a hardcore partier, NOT a Satanic, Danielle is simply a normal lady and We like her, Denise Jonas likes her.

Denise Jonas liked Samantha Barks, also Ashley Greene (maybe) and no one else

Blanda is OLD and a famewhore! and the worst, she is a SATANIC... FUCK BLANDA & HER SATAN 4 EVER. that woman deserves the hell

Anonymous said:

Blandi is part of the illuminati so hopefully she helps with their album sales!

Anonymous said:

And this is info about blanda is relevant how? just wondering

Anonymous said:

OMG you're officially creepyand annoying,going on and on and on about Blanda being satanic. Geez enough, you've said it SO many times. We get it already!! YOU believe that sh*t! but some of us don't give a crap what you say

Anonymous said:

So many mean judgemental people on oceanup, so ridiculous :/

Anonymous said:

Danielle is a good woman, her not

Anonymous said:

I think she's stunning. Good for Joe!

Anonymous said:

what trashy cougar

Anonymous said:

She is far from a cougar and in no way trashy. Stop being such a jealous twit

Anonymous said:

She's satanic

Anonymous said:

She is not satanic you moron

Anonymous said:

She is satanic fame whore

Anonymous said:

OCEANUP, PLEASE THIS SATAN WORSHIPPER CALLED BLANDA IS GROSS. PLEASE DON'T POST NOTHING ABOUT THIS NOBODY

Anonymous said:

OMG I'M SHAKING!!! http://blindgossip.com/?p=48815 THIS BITCH IS SATAN WORKSHIPER!!! OMG

Anonymous said:

I wouldn't call her successful. For all the years she's designed she doesn't have much to show for it. It's doubtful she's worshiping the devil, though. But to attack Danielle is truly out of line. She has never gotten on twitter and stirred up trouble w/fans even though several of N & J's girlfriends have.

Anonymous said:

I love Danielle!! she is drama free, and SO sweet. She's not trying to be in the spotlight. She just wants to love and be with her lover Kevin. Joe and Nick need someone like her to date.I hope they do. I'm sorry, and i'm not one to judge, because i don't know her,but there's something not right with Blanda, and she brings too much drama

Anonymous said:

I find it funny how some hate Blanda for supposedly worshipping the Devil when hate is on the same side as the Devil.
Continue to hate, continue down the path of darkness straight to the Devil.

Anonymous said:

This satan crap is getting ridiculous. I'm starting to think you're just writing this sh*t to get attention. You're repeating the same thing every time in every jb or Blanda post.Stop now,you've said what you needed to say. I wish you would come to your senses,and realize it's not going to change anything,so get over it already.Tired of hearing about it

Anonymous said:

this bitch is a druggie (cocaine and heroina) look at her illuminati video...

Anonymous said:

Cool beans....

Anonymous said:

You know this by ONE video!? and that video isn't satanic LOL it's about oral sex. You must be a child. She doesn't do drugs, stop making up sh*t, and she's not into the illuminati. The clothes aren't even hers! but her friends! clothing line. Get your facts straight. You just have issues with joe's gf, it has nothing to do with the stuff you keep going on about :/

Anonymous said:

Illuminati is the name of the group who sing and do the music btw!! it's not a cult,so sit down and shut up already

Anonymous said:

I feel bad for joe being seperated by his love.He must be missing her alot now! since they spent everyday together, now she's in Miami :/ I see him going there just to see her