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Gross
Hes so hot and an awesome performer <3
That sounded like shit to me. Then again I have better tastes then you 1d lovers
1D? Joe JONAS is not a part of 1D, he's from the JONAS Brothers.
Wow are you clueless? The person meant that your tastes sucks so bad you listen to 1d too much and that why Joe sound good to you
i want those roses so bad.
Omg somebody pissed on your waters today.
Did he sound bad again!?
Joe needs to rehearse more. He used to sound good
Joe didn't rehearse because he was busy playing and getting on the rides. Just kidding...
Less partying, more rehearsing Joe! I wouldn't waste a dime on a ticket to see him based on how he's been sounding/performing lately.
Ho is still in Vegas. She wasn't with Joe yesterday... Hopefully I dont jinx it.
NaTrashia Ho's in Vegas? Not Fl?
He needs to sing Please Be Mine at least once this year and once next year so I can have 10 years of Joe Jonas singing Please Be Mine...
Jul 9, 2012 @ 03:46 pm
Anonymous said:
NaTrashia Ho's in Vegas? Not Fl?
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She was in Vegas since the 6th back to work at Tao. She wasn't with him yesterday but maybe she's with him today idk I guess we'll se.
Is he a top of bottom?
Stop speaking about this person, she is irrilevant.
He's definitely a top.
When he's with Papa Jonas he's a bottom
Joe has sex with his eyes closed.
What about Kevin? Mmm...100 bottom, maybe?
Ew why? The Papa J comment, I can't....
%
Anonymous said:
Joe has sex with his eyes closed.
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Lol.
Nick = Top
Joe = top
Kevin = bottom
Nick is 100% top. Too manly.
Watch the movie 'Closer' Jude Law's character IS Joe.
Does Delta has a penis though?
Delta is a hermaphrodite.
Nick nicky
Delta's penis must be little and black
I'm 90% sure Joe had sex with a tranny at some point.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
IRRELEVANT MUCH? ALL JONAS GUYS R FLOPS AND TEHIR NEW ALBUM WILL DEFINATELY TANK AND IM WILLING 2 BET
1D AND BIEBER ALL THE WAY
Jul 9, 2012 @ 04:03 pm
Anonymous said:
Delta's penis must be little and black
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Lol ew
Is he a top of bottom?
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I think he'd be a kinky one... Top, bottom, standing up, doggy... Hand cuffs, ice cubes, blindfolds.
Delta's penis must be little and black
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Nah. Her penis is HUGE. She tore Nick's ass apart.
Is he a top of bottom?
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I think he'd be a kinky one... Top, bottom, standing up, doggy... Hand cuffs, ice cubes, blindfolds.
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Lol. Fifty Shades.
They should cast Joe in 50 shades.
Nick = Top
Joe = top
Kevin = bottom
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Kevin = top
Joe = bottom
Nick = power bottom
They should cast Joe in 50 shades.
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As who?
He could play Jack, Lol
Idk I just want to see joe naked in a sex scene.
Two words:
SEXY & HOTT!
Yes, the Jonas are irrelevant +D list celebs but Beliebers should shut the fuck up and look what they are stanning for.
Kevin likes it like a cowgirl. It's so obvious.
Jul 9, 2012 @ 04:30 pm
Anonymous said:
Yes, the Jonas are irrelevant +D list celebs but Beliebers should shut the fuck up and look what they are stanning for.
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They're definitely not D list, troll.
Hello Nons
They're definitely not D list, troll.
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-C list, are you happier?
Jul 9, 2012 @ 04:34 pm
Anonymous said:
They're definitely not D list, troll.
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-C list, are you happier?
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Nope
Lol. Fifty Shades.
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They should cast Joe in 50 shades.
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I don't think quite fifty shades... Maybe 25 shades at most? Just a little kinky.
And I'd die if they did cast him as Christian
I always thought Ian Somerhalder as Christian and for some reason Miley as Anastasia.
Hello Nons
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Ciao Babes
Lol. Fifty Shades.
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They should cast Joe in 50 shades.
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I don't think quite fifty shades... Maybe 25 shades at most? Just a little kinky.
And I'd die if they did cast him as Christian
I always thought Ian Somerhalder as Christian and for some reason Miley as Anastasia.
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LOL, "25 shades". I can see Ian as Christian. Yeah! I'm not the only one who sees Miley as Anastasia. I can See Nick Playing Taylor, lol.
Two words:
SEXY & HOTT!
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Two words:
SEX MACHINE!
Kevin likes it like a cowgirl. It's so obvious.
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HAHA
Anonymous said:
They're definitely not D list, troll.
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-C list, are you happier?
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Nope
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Is as far as i can get. Sorry.
Liam Hemsworth as Christian Grey and Miley as Anastasia Steel...
Nons said:
Hello Nons
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Ciao Babes
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I missed ya lol :3
Chris Hemsworth as Christian.
JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY
JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY
JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY
JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY
JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY
JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY
JOE JONAS IS FUCKING SEXY
LOL, "25 shades". I can see Ian as Christian. Yeah! I'm not the only one who sees Miley as Anastasia. I can See Nick Playing Taylor, lol.
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25 Shades of Sexy
I never really thought about the others... Maybe I thought a brunette Emiliy Van Camp as Leila? But that's about as far as I got. I was too focussed on Christian and Anastasia.
When he's with Papa Jonas he's a bottom
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Ahahahaha
You are ALLL Disgusting!
Nons said:
Liam Hemsworth as Christian Grey and Miley as Anastasia Steel...
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I can see her in the role, she can be a sexy hoe and the holy virgin pretty well so yeah. And Liam is a sexy beast.
Nons said:
Liam Hemsworth as Christian Grey and Miley as Anastasia Steel...
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I would rather Chris Hemsworth and Miley.
DISGUSTING!
Anonymous said:
You are ALLL Disgusting!
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Drop it like it's hot
Joe as Christian, Nick as Anastasia.
Missed you too, Snacks!!!
Miley could never be a holy virgin!
Nons said:
Liam Hemsworth as Christian Grey and Miley as Anastasia Steel...
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Anonymous said:
Chris Hemsworth as Christian.
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I heard a rumor that Chris for Christian and Miley for Anastasia and all I could think when I read was 'how awkward'. Doing sex scenes with brother/sister-in-law.
Miley could play a virgin real well.
Anonymous said:
Miley could never be a holy virgin!
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Hannah Montana?
I can see her in the role, she can be a sexy hoe and the holy virgin pretty well so yeah. And Liam is a sexy beast.
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I know right? But, I preffer Ian Somerhalder. Liam would never do the 'copper hair falling in his eyes'
25 Shades of Sexy
I never really thought about the others... Maybe I thought a brunette Emiliy Van Camp as Leila? But that's about as far as I got. I was too focussed on Christian and Anastasia.
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Holy shit! I can definitely see Emily as Leila. Delta can play Mrs. Pedo, lololol
Nons said:
Missed you too, Snacks!!!
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We are fabulous bitches.
I'm always see you here btw i don't talked to you only because i forgot my name xD
I know right? But, I preffer Ian Somerhalder. Liam would never do the 'copper hair falling in his eyes'
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PERFECT. The hot innocent Lolita and the seductive growned up man. Classic.
Taylor Swift as Anastasia, lol, now I'm trolling.
Joe as Christian.
Papa Jonas and Joe should be the stars of 50 Shades.
Holy shit! I can definitely see Emily as Leila. Delta can play Mrs. Pedo, lololol
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Lol. I get the feeling you're saying that because you don't like Delta, but I've been a fan of hers since 2003. Innocent Eyes was the first album I ever baught. What about... Hanna's mother from Pretty Little Liars as Mrs. Robinson?
Justin as Christian, Selenita as Anastasia.
A really funny wallpaper would be Taylor Swift's reaction to a huge black dick.
Missed you too, Snacks!!!
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We are fabulous bitches.
I'm always see you here btw i don't talked to you only because i forgot my name xD
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You're my fabulous bottom bitch.
LOL, You forgot your name? Ahaha
PERFECT. The hot innocent Lolita and the seductive growned up man. Classic.
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Plus, he can do the tortured Soul really well. He'd be the perfect tortured Prince Charming.
Anonymous said:
Justin as Christian, Selenita as Anastasia.
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50 Shades it's not a Disney Channel Original Movie.
Taylor Swift as Anastasia, lol, now I'm trolling.
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And ruin her precious 'Holier Than Thou' rep?
Justin as Christian, Selenita as Anastasia.
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50 Shades it's not a Disney Channel Original Movie.
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They're thinking 5 Shades of Hand Holding.
Justin as Christian, Selenita as Anastasia.
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50 Shades it's not a Disney Channel Original Movie.
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Lol
Holy shit! I can definitely see Emily as Leila. Delta can play Mrs. Pedo, lololol
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Lol. I get the feeling you're saying that because you don't like Delta, but I've been a fan of hers since 2003. Innocent Eyes was the first album I ever baught. What about... Hanna's mother from Pretty Little Liars as Mrs. Robinson?
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Naw, Delta is chills.
Ehhh, I can't really see Hanna's mom playing Mrs. Rob, but I can see Sofia Vergara as Mrs. Robinson. What do you think?
You're my fabulous bottom bitch.
LOL, You forgot your name? Ahaha
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I'm a slave 4U <3
Damn haha yeah i forgot my name! I knew it was something food-related. Lol
Shit i love Sofia Vergara.
Taylor Swift as Anastasia, lol, now I'm trolling.
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And ruin her precious 'Holier Than Thou' rep?
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Oh God, we wouldn't want that, now would we? Taylor must stay holy.
Naw, Delta is chills.
Ehhh, I can't really see Hanna's mom playing Mrs. Rob, but I can see Sofia Vergara as Mrs. Robinson. What do you think?
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I could see it, but I don't think she'd go blonde for it.
Jul 9, 2012 @ 04:59 pm
SmilerForJoe said:
Justin as Christian, Selenita as Anastasia.
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50 Shades it's not a Disney Channel Original Movie.
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They're thinking 5 Shades of Hand Holding.
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LOLOLOLOLOL
I think Ian used to be really good looking when he was younger, I saw him in a lot of movies from the early 2000's. Lately he looks kinda eh weird idk.
Naw, Delta is chills.
Ehhh, I can't really see Hanna's mom playing Mrs. Rob, but I can see Sofia Vergara as Mrs. Robinson. What do you think?
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I could see it, but I don't think she'd go blonde for it.
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She's naturally a blond.
They're thinking 5 Shades of Hand Holding.
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They're so cheesy.
50
And ruin her precious 'Holier Than Thou' rep?
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She should do it with Justin.
He would whisper "swag on you" to her in the sex scenes.
Anonymous said:
I think Ian used to be really good looking when he was younger, I saw him in a lot of movies from the early 2000's. Lately he looks kinda eh weird idk.
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He's 32... I think it's called aging. I mean, he's not old, but he looks good for his age.
Fifty shades is a fanfic.
You're my fabulous bottom bitch.
LOL, You forgot your name? Ahaha
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I'm a slave 4U <3
Damn haha yeah i forgot my name! I knew it was something food-related. Lol
Shit i love Sofia Vergara.
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Me love some Sofia, too.
Have ya been? (I'm just going to talk like this to you)
She's naturally a blond.
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I did not know that. I guess it could work. Sofia Vergara for Mrs. Robinson.
Me love some Sofia, too.
Have ya been? (I'm just going to talk like this to you)
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Why? Because i'm stupid xD?
I've been fineee and you?
Fifty shades is a fanfic.
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I know, started out as a Twilight fanfic. And when I was reading it I kept comparing the characters to the Twilight ones.
I think Ian used to be really good looking when he was younger, I saw him in a lot of movies from the early 2000's. Lately he looks kinda eh weird idk.
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He's 32... I think it's called aging. I mean, he's not old, but he looks good for his age.
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Da fuck? He's 32? holy ish! He looks so damn young.
And ruin her precious 'Holier Than Thou' rep?
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She should do it with Justin.
He would whisper "swag on you" to her in the sex scenes.
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And you would be the only person on the planet to go see it.
She's naturally a blond.
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I did not know that. I guess it could work. Sofia Vergara for Mrs. Robinson.
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Yes!
And you would be the only person on the planet to go see it.
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I was being sarcastic.
By the way, 800 horny beliebers would watch it.
He's 32... I think it's called aging. I mean, he's not old, but he looks good for his age.
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Da fuck? He's 32? holy ish! He looks so damn young.
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December 8th, 1978... I was close, 33
Me love some Sofia, too.
Have ya been? (I'm just going to talk like this to you)
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Why? Because i'm stupid xD?
I've been fineee and you?
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You're not stupid, babes.
Iv'e been occupied....
Me got to leave not, lata
Loni Love and Greyson Chance for 50 Shades Of Grey.
You're not stupid, babes.
Iv'e been occupied....
Me got to leave not, lata
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I'm confused lol :/
Okay babe see ya!!!
Bye @SmilerForJoe
Ian looks like that other actor the one that played the bad guy in Batman (the one with christan bale)
I was being sarcastic.
By the way, 800 horny beliebers would watch it.
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Sarcasm doesn't translate well in text.
800? Yeah... Okay...
Bye @Nons
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I gotta go soon too
Ian looks like that other actor the one that played the bad guy in Batman (the one with christan bale)
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I haven't seen any of the Batmas' so I wouldn't know.
But, I do know that there are a couple of pictures I've seen were Joe Jonas looks like Ian.
Oh I remembered his name..
Cillian Murphy.
I will ride Frankie's dick.
Joe is a loser and D list is being nice
I will ride Frankie's dick.
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Forget Mrs. Robinson. You're the pedophile.
Joe is a loser and D list is being nice
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Okay, he's higher than D-list... But, regardless... At least he's listed. Where exactly do you rank in the scheme of celebrity status?
SmilerForJoe said:
I will ride Frankie's dick.
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Forget Mrs. Robinson. You're the pedophile.
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Snooki's Boyfriend...Frankie. LOL
SmilerForJoe said:
Joe is a loser and D list is being nice
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Okay, he's higher than D-list... But, regardless... At least he's listed. Where exactly do you rank in the scheme of celebrity status?
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He's -C. I said it.
Snooki's Boyfriend...Frankie. LOL
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In a post where we're talking about Jonas Brothers and sex. And to a person who's never seen Jersey Shore it's easy to mistake.
Okay, gotta go now, guys.
See you later
SmilerForJoe said:
Okay, gotta go now, guys. Sad
See you later Laughing out loud
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Bye girl!
He's D and that's just for his former fame. Now all he's known for is drugs and sluts
There is nothing sexy about a guy who dates a girl like Ho. It's pervy and creepy
Hey people I'm helping my friend out with a project for his psychology class, could you girls (or guys whoever) list the celebrities you have a crush on and why? I know its quite cheesy but the "why" part is important. Thanks
Joe needs to loose the thunder thighs
Raine said:
Hey people I'm helping my friend out with a project for his psychology class, could you girls (or guys whoever) list the celebrities you have a crush on and why? I know its quite cheesy but the "why" part is important. Thanks
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Liam Payne. Hair in the abs, nice eyes, sweet personality.
Thanks mate ^
ugghh...all these hate comments ...
Im so sad that Joe lost his breclate when he was throwing roses ...I listen to Beautiful People and I always imagine Joe s voice covering this song I know what good music is and I totally love beautiful people cover by Joe
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