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His pants are *tight*
Good for him. He deserves to find his way back <3
This doesn't look like a church...
that church has a twitter that says he was there today.
where is he in these pictures ? and who's baby is that ? she's adorable
Ho and Joe are getting married. This is getting super serious now. Engagement ring is coming SOON.
I know I live the kid. SHE'S SO ADORABLE!!!
Love*
LOL joe s face
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Joe...Smile
He looks adorable with the baby.
Glad to know Joe is enjoying his work as a mentor for The Next. He's so lovely. I can't wait to see this tv show
natashia a good influence??? are you kidding me??? he went to the church today BECAUSE HE WASN'T WITH NATASHIA NOR THAT BODYGUARD DERRICK!!! NATASHIA IS NOT A GOOD INFLUENCE FOR ANYONE! THEY ARE NOT GONNA GET MARRIED. YOU SAID THE SAME ABOUT ASHLEY AND AT THE END, WHAT HAPPENED??? Joe is gonna find the right girl BUT THT GIRL IS NOT NATASHIA
Yes, you can tell by Natashia's twitter and instagram that she's always on her knees at church praying "I go hard for Jesus"
Natashia is in Vegas still.
good joke!
why he is so perfect? love him forever and ever:
http://www.oceanup.com/photogallery?nid=82131&fid=568531
ps: OU, shut up. Joe is single and more happy than never..ALONE!!!
Yes, you can tell by Natashia's twitter and instagram that she's always on her knees at church praying "I go hard for Jesus"
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Lol.
I was going to rearrange your comment, but it would guarantee me a one-way tickets straight to hell.
joe + baby = perfection
Yes, you can tell by Natashia's twitter and instagram that she's always on her knees at church praying "I go hard for Jesus"
ahahahahahahahahahahahh
oceanup shut the fuck up.
WHY are people in such a hurry to see him married. Think Joe needs a few more years of dating to find the right girl for him. Dont know how he is going to find a girl that does not just want him for the fame and money.
i dont go in the church but i thought a church looks totally else.....
i dont go in the church but i thought a church looks totally else.....
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Lol, he's not in a church. It looks like he's in someone's home.
Joe went to church in the morning. This pics are in Jordan's house (the guy of "The Next")
he's amazing, sweet, adorable, cute, sexy. i love him
Natashia is a good influence on him!
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lmaoooo .sarcasm?
awww joe look cute with our daughter
Those pants make him look dickless and that shirt looks like his single ladies leotard
HIS PANTS!siusdiufdsifi they are tight AGAIN
Great that he went to Church and all, but why is this such big news?
You know just looking at him with kids and babies he'd be a great Dad.
... And Joseph looks sexy with a small child
Jul 15, 2012 @ 04:25 pm
SmilerForJoe said:
Great that he went to Church and all, but why is this such big news?
... And Joseph looks sexy with a small child Laughing out loud You know just looking at him with kids and babies he'd be a great Dad.
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maybe cuz it means like his life is going back on track or something .It lessens my worries tbh
It doesn't mean his life is anywhere near back on track dumbass. It's for his JOB. the guy he is mentorings dad is the pastor. You people are pathetic
Natashia is very religious. She's wife material, I think this baby girl is her little sis.
Jul 15, 2012 @ 04:34 pm
Anonymous said:
It doesn't mean his life is anywhere near back on track dumbass. It's for his JOB. the guy he is mentorings dad is the pastor. You people are pathetic
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You're the idiot With bitchy mentality. Joe always attends church in NY, he brought Brooke Josa once.
Jul 15, 2012 @ 04:34 pm
Anonymous said:
It doesn't mean his life is anywhere near back on track dumbass. It's for his JOB. the guy he is mentorings dad is the pastor. You people are pathetic
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Why would that make him go to churche I mean
I never really watched the show but does Joe have to go like everywhere with the guy he's mentoring ?
*church
Jul 15, 2012 @ 04:36 pm
Anonymous said:
Jul 15, 2012 @ 04:34 pm
Anonymous said:
It doesn't mean his life is anywhere near back on track dumbass. It's for his JOB. the guy he is mentorings dad is the pastor. You people are pathetic
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You're the idiot With bitchy mentality. Joe always attends church in NY, he brought Brooke Josa once.
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Just in NY? lol that would be weird
Not only NY he also went to church in Italy alone and I'm sure he goes when he's in LA.
He's not in the church, but the person that tweeted that was from the chruch...
ALSO NATASHIA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JOE GOING TO CHURCH!
Jatashia wedding.
No Brooke took Joe to church. She is a Christian and not a drugged out whore
IT doesn't matter who took whop to church. He went there and that's good.Apparently he SANG at church today .I see that as a good sign .
search for it in twitter
He sang in church today for Jordan. It was so he would know he got Joe. It's all publicity. You girls are mindless little zombies
Jul 15, 2012 @ 04:57 pm
Anonymous said:
No Brooke took Joe to church. She is a Christian and not a drugged out whore
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F u! Natashia is a good person stop hating.
It's all for more fame stupid
Natashia is a drug dealing whore
Peeople got mad lol,and how do you know it's for fame ...proof?
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:01 pm
Anonymous said:
He sang in church today for Jordan. It was so he would know he got Joe. It's all publicity. You girls are mindless little zombies
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I'm too tired to search for that ,so who is Jordan?
This fuckung hater I hope your Internet crashes.!
Because he ONLY went for his contestant. It's for his job. Look at how many of you little teens are peeing your pants over it. Anything for him to get fame and money for his drug and hoe habit
Because he ONLY went for his contestant. It's for his job. Look at how many of you little teens are peeing your pants over it. Anything for him to get fame and money for his drug and hoe habit
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Actually I think it's drug and Ho habit. Drop the e.
yk it could be for fame but idk he usually does like complete opposite things for fame if yk what I mean lol I'd just rather be opptimistic right now *to the hater*because I'm a human being who cares about him
He looks fuckdorable
He always goes to church in NY. So does Nicky. Shut up fool!
Joe the dickless wonder
stop talking about Natashia. That's what oceanUp wants and that's why they mention her in every Jonas post.
Don't make her famous, people.
He ALWAYS goes? Really in an interview he said he had not been in a long while and this was a nice change. Stupid slut you know nothing
The girl is Joe and Natashia's daughter.
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:11 pm
Anonymous said:
He always goes to church in NY. So does Nicky. Shut up fool!
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How dso you know are you from New York?
Maybe his dick is above that little girls knee and thats why we can't see it
You are the one that knows nothing you stupid slut.
Jatashia babies.
He looks fuckdorable
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FINALLY! A word to adequately describe Joseph. Fuckdorable... File it in the dictionary with a picture of Joe. Stat.
Do your research slut. He is the one that said it. But yeah he does drugs all week and attends church EVERY SUNDAY
Anonymous said:
The girl is Joe and Natashia's daughter.
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shut up oceanup or should i say drama queen? because that's what u are
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:14 pm
Anonymous said:
Maybe his dick is above that little girls knee and thats why we can't see it
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Omg
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:13 pm
Anonymous said:
He ALWAYS goes? Really in an interview he said he had not been in a long while and this was a nice change. Stupid slut you know nothing
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lol I don't understand .When was that?and nice change that he doesn't go anymore or that he went after a long time?
Stop making shit up you used up whore.
Joe lives Natashia and they go to church together so they can get on their knees
SmilerForJoe said:
He looks fuckdorable
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FINALLY! A word to adequately describe Joseph. Fuckdorable... File it in the dictionary with a picture of Joe. Stat.
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I will
Joe and Narashia are SO in love. She is the best thing that ever happened to him
That's Joe's daughter. He had a fling with a girl a whole ago and he visits her whenever he has Time + pays child support.
Maybe his dick is above that little girls knee and thats why we can't see it
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Jesus Christ!
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:20 pm
Anonymous said:
That's Joe's daughter. He had a fling with a girl a whole ago and he visits her whenever he has Time + pays child support.
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lol
aww Joe and the baby. This pic made my day
WHY HE LOOKS DICKLESS ?
Maybe his dick is above that little girls knee and thats why we can't see it
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Omg
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Jesus Christ!
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lol id don't get it. Why is everybody scandalizing?
Maybe his gorgeous penis is a bit up to the side.
You guys are wrong. First OU steals this pic from the sister of his contestant then you people say horrible things about joe being the father. None of you are real fans because none of you have one ounce of class in how you conduct yourselves and lack respect for Joe. Everyone at our church should have set our pics to private so you rude disgusting people couldn't do this sort of thing
I will
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Fuckdorable:
(Pronunciation)Fuck-door-a-ball
Adjective
The fucking adorable state of being Joseph Jonas. (followed by a picture of Joe)
Origin: Arizona 1989
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:23 pm
Anonymous said:
Maybe his dick is above that little girls knee and thats why we can't see it
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Omg
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Jesus Christ!
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lol id don't get it. Why is everybody scandalizing?
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they're dirty minded here on ou that's why lol
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:19 pm
Anonymous said:
Joe and Narashia are SO in love. She is the best thing that ever happened to him
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The truth has been spoken.
Maybe his gorgeous penis is a bit up to the side.
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Or he could have tucked today. No doubt he's done it before to hide to the big guy in those tight pants he wore all the time.
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:25 pm
Anonymous said:
You guys are wrong. First OU steals this pic from the sister of his contestant then you people say horrible things about joe being the father. None of you are real fans because none of you have one ounce of class in how you conduct yourselves and lack respect for Joe. Everyone at our church should have set our pics to private so you rude disgusting people couldn't do this sort of thing
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Lol
Omg Joe tucked his penis. That's so cute because it's Joe and he would look so cute doing it!
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:28 pm
Anonymous said:
Omg Joe tucked his penis. That's so cute because it's Joe and he would look so cute doing it!
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You're probably mocking us lol
I will Wink
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Fuckdorable:
(Pronunciation)Fuck-door-a-ball
Adjective
The fucking adorable state of being Joseph Jonas. (followed by a picture of Joe)
Origin: Arizona 1989
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I LOVE IT!
Omg Joe tucked his penis. That's so cute because it's Joe and he would look so cute doing it!
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He'd look Fucdorable doing it
And nothing cute about the big guy, it's all sexy man meat.
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:31 pm
SmilerForJoe said:
Omg Joe tucked his penis. That's so cute because it's Joe and he would look so cute doing it!
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He'd look Fucdorable doing it Laughing out loud
And nothing cute about the big guy, it's all sexy man meat.
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Are you always this horny lol
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:31 pm
Anonymous said:
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:28 pm
Anonymous said:
Omg Joe tucked his penis. That's so cute because it's Joe and he would look so cute doing it!
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You're probably mocking us lol
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Im not actually lol
Are you always this horny lol
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When it comes to Joseph: Yes. Yes, I am.
I LOVE IT!
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Great! Let's send it in to Oxford Dictionary.
You can talk about how much you want him all you want. Truth is he will never know you and loves what Natashia does in his life
I really believe that into head of many people on here there isn't brain, but dirty water.
Omg you guys I was at a party yesterday and I couldn't wait to get out of it to come on OU to troll. Lol i have an oceanup addiction!
You can talk about how much you want him all you want. Truth is he will never know you and loves what Natashia does in his life
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Not disputing that, just having harmless fun.
JOE IS SINGLE. STOP SPEAKING ABOUT THIS PERSON. YOU'RE PATHETIC.
Jul 15, 2012 @ 05:36 pm
Anonymous said:
You can talk about how much you want him all you want. Truth is he will never know you and loves what Natashia does in his life
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Lol
SmilerForJoe said:
I LOVE IT!
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Great! Let's send it in to Oxford Dictionary.
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Or to urban dictionary
Maybe his dick is above that little girls knee and thats why we can't see it
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Omg
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Jesus Christ!
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lol id don't get it. Why is everybody scandalizing?
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they're dirty minded here on ou that's why lol
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There are not a lot of dirty minded people on ou. We need more.
Joe single! Joe not dating
It's not harmless fun it's disrespectFul and rude because you go too far
No Joes not dating. He's ENGAGED
No JOES MARIIED
Joe single! Joe not engaged
Or to urban dictionary
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Or Websters Dictionary.
Or every dictionary, get the word out.
Word of the day: Fcukdorable, brought to you by Joseph Jonas.
Joe single! Joe not dating
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Do you have dreams about Joe and his joner?
Have you ever thought about having a threesome with Joe, or an orgy?
Would you rather Joe be on top of you or vice versa during sex?
It's not harmless fun it's disrespectFul and rude because you go too far
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It is harmless, exactly how do we go too far? It's no worse than schools or groups of friends sitting around. This is just anonymous on the internet.
Natashia powerrrr
Pow!
Natashia Jonas
Me want threesome with Nick and Joe! Me on top!
Yes and you think since your anon it's ok to disrespect Joe the way you do
Natashia Ho Jonas
Do you have dreams about Joe and his joner?
Have you ever thought about having a threesome with Joe, or an orgy?
Would you rather Joe be on top of you or vice versa during sex?
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I often do: they're quite vivid.
I had a dream the other day of Joe Jonas, Ian Somerhalder and me in the middle.
Who would I rather on top? Well, round 1 is up against the door, round 2 I think he'd be on top on the floor, round 3 against the wall on the way to the bedroom, round 4 I think I'd go cowgirl... Really, the only position I have a real prefference for is Joe's hard, pulsing dick inside of me.
Natashia you could land an airplane in between her eyes.
Yes and you think since your anon it's ok to disrespect Joe the way you do
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Exactly how do we disrespect him? By saying he's hot and we think he's got a big dick? I think that's called complimenting, not disrespecting.
Yeah and you like Joe for his music? More and more his so called fan base shows how pathetic the Jobros are now
Natashia you could land an airplane in between her eyes.
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Serious here: Did you mean eyes or legs?
Joes dick could fit in between Ho's eyes.
And you disrespect yourselves making yourself no better then his stripper gf
I meant her eyes
Lol joes last instagram Ho took the pic.
Lol joes last instagram Ho took the pic.
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It looks like steroids.
And you disrespect yourselves making yourself no better then his stripper gf
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She's a dancer, not a stripper, so who's disrespecting him now by calling his girlfriend a stripper?
When we do it we're just making fun for the Hell of it.
Do you have dreams about Joe and his joner?
Have you ever thought about having a threesome with Joe, or an orgy?
Would you rather Joe be on top of you or vice versa during sex?
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I often do: they're quite vivid.
I had a dream the other day of Joe Jonas, Ian Somerhalder and me in the middle.
Who would I rather on top? Well, round 1 is up against the door, round 2 I think he'd be on top on the floor, round 3 against the wall on the way to the bedroom, round 4 I think I'd go cowgirl... Really, the only position I have a real prefference for is Joe's hard, pulsing dick inside of me.
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Were you getting pig roasted in your dream? For some reason I think you were, lol.
Were you getting pig roasted in your dream? For some reason I think you were, lol.
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Pig roasted and so many other things
I'd say, but I think I'd be accused of disrespecting Joe again.
Pig roasted and so many other things
I'd say, but I think I'd be accused of disrespecting Joe again.
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Lol. You? Disrespecting Joe? Ahahahaaaaa
Lol. You? Disrespecting Joe? Ahahahaaaaa
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I would NEVER do something so degrading and disrespectfull as talk about sexual situations with Joseph on the internet with strangers and objectify him like that.
Where do people get these ideas?
Joe and I had sex before!!! Just sayin
Joe and I had sex before!!! Just sayin
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Did he stretch you so much the pain was turned into pleasure?
Lol. You? Disrespecting Joe? Ahahahaaaaa
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I would NEVER do something so degrading and disrespectfull as talk about sexual situations with Joseph on the internet with strangers and objectify him like that.
Where do people get these ideas?
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I know you would never do such a thing.
People these days, ugh! *Eye roll*
I know you would never do such a thing.
People these days, ugh! *Eye roll*
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What is the world coming to these days?
Accusing me, innocent little me, of disrespecting, degrading and objectify Joe Jonas.
On a side note I've written 31 fanfictions of Joe in very sexual encounters...
Joe and I had sex before!!! Just sayin
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Did he stretch you so much the pain was turned into pleasure?
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No. He stretched me so much the pain turned into sinful pleasure!
Maybe his dick is above that little girls knee and thats why we can't see it
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that would explain his expression lol
No. He stretched me so much the pain turned into sinful pleasure!
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Did he cum so much you're still leaking it out days later? Hot, thick and creamy?
SmilerForJoe said:
I know you would never do such a thing.
People these days, ugh! *Eye roll*
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What is the world coming to these days?
Accusing me, innocent little me, of disrespecting, degrading and objectify Joe Jonas.
On a side note I've written 31 fanfictions of Joe in very sexual encounters...
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Do you ship Joick?
Once again, give me a round of applause.
A seemingly innocent post about Joe going to Church and cuddling with an adorable little girl gets turned to sex and smut as soon as I turn up... I really have no idea how I do it.
Did I even start it? Is it just my pressence that does this to everyone?
What is the world coming to these days?
Accusing me, innocent little me, of disrespecting, degrading and objectify Joe Jonas.
On a side note I've written 31 fanfictions of Joe in very sexual encounters...
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Do you ship Joick?
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I try and stay away from the incest thing. All of mine are Miley and Joe. 31 instances of Joe and Miley getting it on...
Do you ship Joick?
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I try and stay away from the incest thing.
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I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS! *runs away crying*
I had sex with Joe.
SmilerForJoe said:
No. He stretched me so much the pain turned into sinful pleasure!
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Did he cum so much you're still leaking it out days later? Hot, thick and creamy?
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So... i guess u ain't a virgin
Anonymous said:
I had sex with Joe. In my mind
She posed for playboy and did a video so she is not JUST a dancer. Plus look at her two newest ig pics. S L U T
Did he cum so much you're still leaking it out days later? Hot, thick and creamy?
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I had cum dripping for days! I couldn't leave my house. I was afraid of leaving a trail everywhere I went.
I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS! *runs away crying*
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Well, it's not really the incest thing 'cause I could easilly change them to unrelated, but it's more th nick thing. I just don't like nick.
I have been thinking about doing a Joe/Ian Somerhalder one.
And the little girl who doesn't even know how to spell PRESENCE needs to finish elementary school before she talks like a whore on OU
She posed for playboy and did a video so she is not JUST a dancer. Plus look at her two newest ig pics. S L U T
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Link?
What is the world coming to these days?
Accusing me, innocent little me, of disrespecting, degrading and objectify Joe Jonas.
On a side note I've written 31 fanfictions of Joe in very sexual encounters...
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31? wow! Have you ever written one where Joe was giving a strip tease?
Did he cum so much you're still leaking it out days later? Hot, thick and creamy?
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So... i guess u ain't a virgin
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You'd be surprised how much I haven't actually don ein real life that I write about.
I THOUGHT WE COULD BE FRIENDS! *runs away crying*
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Well, it's not really the incest thing 'cause I could easilly change them to unrelated, but it's more th nick thing. I just don't like nick.
I have been thinking about doing a Joe/Ian Somerhalder one.
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u don't like Nick?? Is that even possible?? anyway, a Joe/Ian rated R fanfic would be hot.
DO it gurllll. Grab a pen with your vagina and write that story until the paper is soaked
I had cum dripping for days! I couldn't leave my house. I was afraid of leaving a trail everywhere I went.
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And was Joe so big every guy since has been small in comparison?
SmilerForJoe said:
Did he cum so much you're still leaking it out days later? Hot, thick and creamy?
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So... i guess u ain't a virgin
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You'd be surprised how much I haven't actually don ein real life that I write about.
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not even a penetration?