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I bet Usher would love to tap his butt.
You've gotta be kidding me. He coming more of a douch. Why would he even say that?!
OceanUp why post this? It's completely r andom, btw. NICKI MINAJ HAS A FAKE ASS. haha.
And thighs !
Too bad Selena Gomez doesn't have one.
sexy
Lol
Omg i have a little crush...
OH HEY. Anon, i want us two to be the horn ass Anons of oceanup. BFF's ;D
I just created a page and it's processing.
BUTTS.
I meant horny anon,
ASS
DirtyLittleAnon said:
OH HEY. Anon, i want us two to be the horn ass Anons of oceanup. BFF's ;D
I just created a page and it's processing.
BUTTS.
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omg asdfghjkl our flawless asses will be on the cover of all the magazines heck yeah!!!
YES.
We're a match made in heaven. :'D
Everyone will envy our anon asses, so lets be the famous Anons of oceanup.
DirtyLittleAnon said:
YES.
We're a match made in heaven. :'D
Everyone will envy our anon asses, so lets be the famous Anons of oceanup. Wink
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Oceanup's horny celebrity anons. Love it.
#meangirls
No wonder he hangs around 1D so much. Have you seen the donks on those boys.
Selena has no butt comments in 3...2...
i don't get why guys like big butts ? it's just fat , yet they don't like fat on girl's stomach's . what kind of world is this now ... Sad .
And our butts' dominant purpose is for shitting.
HORNY ANON , THIS IS ME AND YOU KAY.
OUR FAMOUS ANON ASSES ON THE COVER OF THE FIRST OCEANUP MAGAZINE.
http://www.google.com/search?q=two+sexy+girls&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&biw=1024&bih=672&tbm=isch&tbs=simg:CAESEgl7GJGtxmNWHiEPhJ8x8ijwRw#biv=i|0;d|exiRrcZjVh57yM:
Nerver mind I guess the link is being gay.
hi
Hi anons. Oceanup is dead right now.
where's the porn.
Selena doesn't even have an ass tbqh.
Too bad Selena doesn't have one.
http://www.happyfame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/justin-bieber-selena...
dick
That does *not* look much.
Sides. Those kind of swim bottoms highlight the small.
ass.
OMG Jay your icon is sex.
WHO THE FUCK IS JAY, SOMEONE TELL ME.
I've been asking this a million times.
DirtyLittleAnon- Jay is Anons.
OH MY GOD.
I did not know that.
anons and I met a couple a hours ago. I love anons :----)))
I'm Lilly ;D
Selena has a nice tight ass not a fat one. Her ass is cute not sexy
Anons, why aren't you commenting on OS?
anons too busy masturbating to my porn from yesterday. ;D
Anons, why aren't you commenting on OS?
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cause i don't feel good or feel like talking
OMG Jay your icon is sex.
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thanks
Hi DirtyLittleAnon, my name's McKinley.
why don't you feel goog anons.
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i don't know :'(
Honestly Justin's just saying that to appear like a player to men and to stop people from saying he's a girl. But honestly, he totally sounds like a douche bag. Even if selena doesnt have an decent ass, he should say HERS or he should stay quiet
EXACTLY. ^
Nicki has a gross butt though. It's too big and just ew.
He, likes BIG BUTTS AND HE CAN NOT LIE!!! LOL sorry had to be done.
If he's attracted to butts, how the heck is he attracted to Selena???
well feel better Jay ! (I know your name now) read some jesus. watch some Dr.Phil even Oprah while eating some ice cream. Always works for the blues.<3
as long as you lalalallalalalala love me
well feel better Jay ! (I know your name now) read some jesus. watch some Dr.Phil even Oprah while eating some ice cream. Always works for the blues.<3
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thank you :') im sure i'll be fine soon.
HEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. JUSTIN HAS A BIG ASS TATOO ON HIS LEG.
aw shizzle.
You better be sure.
If its yo tums, put some alka seltzer in some water. :---)
If it makes you feel better my neighbor got stabbed by a random robbing last week. You could be him.
f it makes you feel better my neighbor got stabbed by a random robbing last week. You could be him.
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poor guy
dead
BELIEBERS ARE THE WORST FANS ALL THE TIME
SURE! BELIEBERS ARE SO INMATTURE OF COURSE WITH THIS IDOL! BIEBER IS ARROGANT
BELIEBERS ARE THE WORST FANS ALL THE TIME
SURE! BELIEBERS ARE SO INMATTURE OF COURSE WITH THIS IDOL! BIEBER IS ARROGANT
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* immature
& are the all caps necessary? i think not. i like bieber, yo. i used to hate bieber. i think he's pretty fly for a white guy. c:
i'm not even tripping.
- let le hate begin. -
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wdzlssOT1qktml1.gif
he like ass. just like you girls like face. :3
that's gotta suck for Selena lol.
CAn someone talk to me? OceanUp is being sooo dead right now.
I miss Horny Anon and anons. :--(
Hi beautiful people
!!!
Haaai DirtyLittleAnon!!!
Then why are you dating Selena?
Then why are you dating Selena?
Then why are you dating Selena?
Then why are you dating Selena?
Then why are you dating Selena?
Then why are you dating Selena?
i want my dick to be sucked
- dead ass post - k...i'm off again then lol
so disrespectful to say when u have a gf. i cant wait for them to break up. hes such a loser.
anons said:
i want my dick to be sucked
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Hi...do you feel better baby?
Hi...do you feel better baby?
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yeah. i just got out of the shower
Anonymous said:
so disrespectful to say when u have a gf. i cant wait for them to break up. hes such a loser.
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He has four number one albums tho and its multiplatinum. Maybe it's a jerk but not a loser but anyway not a fan so i don't care that much lol
Hi...do you feel better baby?
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yeah. i just got out of the shower
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Me too. I'm sleepy. I want to cuddle asdfghjk
Me too. I'm sleepy. I want to cuddle asdfghjk
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*cuddles you*
I want rain and watch The Soup.
anons said:
Me too. I'm sleepy. I want to cuddle asdfghjk
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*cuddles you*
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Aww that's sweet haha. I'm a boy tho you'll get bummed lol.
Or i want that Raine anon and get some real soup.
Dilemmas, dilemmas...
Aww that's sweet haha. I'm a boy tho you'll get bummed lol.
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Nah. I'll still cuddle you :'D
My heart it's racing fast wtf
My heart it's racing fast wtf
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Are you nervous or something?
Nah. I'll still cuddle you :'D
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*cuddling* lol you are still not using the emoticons haha
*cuddling* lol you are still not using the emoticons haha
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they look so dumb sdfksdlfk. yeah i don't wanna use it
I have to masturbate. brb
anons said:
My heart it's racing fast wtf
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Are you nervous or something?
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No. It's just excited for some reason haha -
my heart)
anons said:
I have to masturbate. brb
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How honest lmao.
they look so dumb sdfksdlfk. yeah i don't wanna use it
lol
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Wait! @Horny Anon and @anons DON'T LEAVE WHILE I COME RIGHT BACK !
Shit you oceanup. Your more dead than my ancestors.i
"i'm attracted to butts."
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Sounds dumbfuckish.
Wait! @Horny Anon and @anons DON'T LEAVE WHILE I COME RIGHT BACK ! Sad
Shit you oceanup. Your more dead than my ancestors.
!!! aka my hot oceanup bff.
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HAHAHA at the last part!!! Hi gurl. Lilly
*kissing pillow* lol
*sings Friday, My Jeans and Naturally in a row*
- dead again - *goes to songlyrics*
<3 Horny Anon, bitch where you been boi ;D
I see you've been talkin to Jay, he's been to busy masturbating to stolen fanfiction porn from last night.
But Give me your real name, we're the anon BFF's of this generation. We will be a legend on ocean up.
*humping pillow*
*as tigers, Lilly and her big ass pillow roleplay*
*coincidently jacks off to Justin Bieber with the rest of the anon world*
*Justin sucks by invisible cock.*
Okay the last one was sorta uncalled for.
oh goddd
DirtyLittleAnon said:
<3 Horny Anon, bitch where you been boi ;D
I see you've been talkin to Jay, he's been to busy masturbating to stolen fanfiction porn from last night.
But Give me your real name, we're the anon BFF's of this generation. We will be a legend on ocean up.
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Haha at least he's feeling better.
Mmm...okay i will
RAINE IS BCK ON TWITTER
DirtyLittleAnon said:
*humping pillow*
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Omg ya gurl have worms in your ass xD
You're on fire!!! lmao
Can i join you guys? I'm always horny!!
I think I'm gonna change my OU name to DirtyLittleLilly
But since,... that kinda diffuses the purpose of us "horny mysterious anons" amongst the other *normal* users who come her to gossip and shit and not jacking off after gossiping, I guess i won't.
Anonymous said:
RAINE IS BCK ON TWITTER
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Omgsh link! I want to creep :3
^^^ My new name. Can I join?
DirtyAnon said:
Can i join you guys? I'm always horny!!
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Hello! omg asdfghjk
Well Dirty Anon, I don't know if your truley qualified to participate in the stuff @anons and @Horny Anon. You'll have to prove it.
RAINE IS BCK ON TWITTER
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Omgsh link! I want to creep :3
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https://mobile.twitter.com/mrtravyo
my love
-sigh- it's freezing. I want a hug.
is that anon that writes stories here
all these horny anons i am in heaven
Anonymous said:
RAINE IS BCK ON TWITTER
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Omgsh link! I want to creep :3
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https://mobile.twitter.com/mrtravyo
my love
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lol yo lil' rascal. I'm Team Raine :3
The stuff that us random sexual anons do amongst all the normal gossip shits do was only originally me and Horny Anon, anons and I.
@Horny Anon *BEAR HUMPING HUG*
Jul 28, 2012 @ 09:18 pm
DirtyLittleAnon said:
Well Dirty Anon, I don't know if your truley qualified to participate in the stuff @anons and @Horny Anon. You'll have to prove it.
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Gaga said she looks at Britney's pictures and masterbute to them. I look at Gaga's pictures masterbuting to Britney's and masterbute to that.
I want my Cause Of Death to be choking by cum.
Lilly it's a lovely name.
Gaga said she looks at Britney's pictures and masterbute to them. I look at Gaga's pictures masterbuting to Britney's and masterbute to that.
I want my Cause Of Death to be choking by cum.
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i want to die choking on justin's cock
Mmm...Raine :$
Can i join you guys? I'm always horny!!
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Hello! omg asdfghjk
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Hello, my fellow little horny friend!
@Horny Anon *blushes* oh shucks. I know.
Lilly Charlotte Reagen, Tennessee;)
A lot of people say I look like Havana brown , psh bitch wish she could like me. And I have more of a boobs to grope than she does on that side picture.
ANYWAY..
GIVE ME YOUR NAME NOW HOE SO I CAN ADRESS YOU.
And do you think @ Dirty Anon is qualified. Shes a cum choker.
lol
I just masturbated to the jordan story
DirtyLittleAnon said:
@Horny Anon *BEAR HUMPING HUG*
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Thanks babe muach *Beatles playing*
*look like me*
fuck ass iPad.
where is headbitch
DirtyLittleAnon said:
@Horny Anon *blushes* oh shucks. I know. Smile
Lilly Charlotte Reagen, Tennessee;)
A lot of people say I look like Havana brown , psh bitch wish she could like me. And I have more of a boobs to grope than she does on that side picture.
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LMAO bitch what are you trippin'!!! Don't put your full life story here!!!
Who te fuck is Havana Brown tho :/
love ya crazy sistah
Gaga said she looks at Britney's pictures and masterbute to them. I look at Gaga's pictures masterbuting to Britney's and masterbute to that.
I want my Cause Of Death to be choking by cum.
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i want to die choking on justin's cock
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Yum.... *Licks Lips*
Imagine a three some of You, me and Justin oh, god! I'm at the back and you're infront. You'll suck so hard on his dick that he can't take the pain anymore and I'm dry humping him from the back....
@anons In the Jordan story, what Jordan? Jordan Pruitt?
?!
im naked
anons said:
where is headbitch
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I like her a lot.
@anons In the Jordan story, what Jordan? Jordan Pruitt?
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no jordan who was a user here
Yum.... *Licks Lips*
Imagine a three some of You, me and Justin oh, god! I'm at the back and you're infront. You'll suck so hard on his dick that he can't take the pain anymore and I'm dry humping him from the back....
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fuck. sdfjksfsf stop im still sensitive from fapping
DirtyLittleAnon said:
@anons In the Jordan story, what Jordan? Jordan Pruitt?
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LMFAO at Jordan Pruitt!!!
Am I in?
anons said:
im naked
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I smiled
I smiled
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i smirked. im dripping wet too from the shower
DirtyLittleAnon
anons <3
Horny Anon
and
Porn Anon
SUCK ON THAT OCEANUP GOSIP POSTER.
I wanna fuck Channing Tatum to a seizure.
I wanna fuck Channing Tatum to a seizure.
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he's hot
PornAnon said:
Am I in?
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Am I in? - he asked to the hooker lol jk.
Me and my bad jokes.
anons said:
I smiled
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i smirked. im dripping wet too from the shower
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I just wanna cuddle with you atm ftw.
Yum.... *Licks Lips*
Imagine a three some of You, me and Justin oh, god! I'm at the back and you're infront. You'll suck so hard on his dick that he can't take the pain anymore and I'm dry humping him from the back....
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fuck. sdfjksfsf stop im still sensitive from fapping
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Imagine Justin kisses you, then he goes down, down, down, till her reaches your penis. He starts kissing it, licking it, then sucking it! He sucks it so hard, harder than he ever sucked anyones dick before. He stands up, holdes your head, kisses you on the forehead smiles then shoves your head to his cock, and you suck it you suck it REAL hard.
@ Horny Anon Hahaha, sorry just wanted you to know. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
I know anons (Jay) so I feel like I need to know yoooo's :----)
Fuck.
I'm biting my blankets so hard at the thought of paralyzing Channing Tatum with my fucking.
I just wanna cuddle with you atm ftw.
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Aww really? That's sweet :')
El-oh-el Oceanup is creeping. You go Glen Coco.
Imagine Justin kisses you, then he goes down, down, down, till her reaches your penis. He starts kissing it, licking it, then sucking it! He sucks it so hard, harder than he ever sucked anyones dick before. He stands up, holdes your head, kisses you on the forehead smiles then shoves your head to his cock, and you suck it you suck it REAL hard.
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yes please
Am I in?
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Am I in? - he asked to the hooker lol jk.
Me and my bad jokes
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Hahaha! Not baaaaaaddddd
Aww really? That's sweet :')
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Yea..*blush*
*it's judged for not be horny enough*
Yea..*blush*
*it's judged for not be horny enough*
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It's okay I like sweet things too.
*hugs you*
Anonymous said:
Am I in?
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Am I in? - he asked to the hooker lol jk.
Me and my bad jokes
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Hahaha! Not baaaaaaddddd
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Really? Yay!!! *feeling victorious and succesful*
Fuck.
I'm biting my blankets so hard at the thought of paralyzing Channing Tatum with my fucking
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Sorry, babe, but HE will paralyze you. I bet he has a FUCKING BIG DICK. Omg, you'll probably die of vagina bleeding.
Sorry, babe, but HE will paralyze you. I bet he has a FUCKING BIG DICK. Omg, you'll probably die of vagina bleeding.
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I agree. And his muscles are soo big his cock is probably 9 inches
How big do you think Justin bieber's willy is ?