Joe Jonas 'Not Being Very Christian..'

Joe Jonas 'Not Being Very Christian..'

Joe Jonas was spotted lounging poolside Friday at the Mondrian and again at 6 AM Sunday at Club Space, where he was 'Not being very Christian, with three girls,' reports Miami Herald. Earlier on Saturday night, Joe was seen at Mansion at 'a table of models.'




343 comments:

Anonymous said:

And Nick will marry Chris Colfer!! Two Queens! It will be awesome!
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*Nick won't marry anyone.

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 02:48 pm
Anonymous said:

You know Joe is on here as an anon, right?
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Hi Joe I lover your work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i got your sex tape and i'm gonna release it if you keep letting Stevie Wonder do your hair.

Anonymous said:

Oh my God guys why are you making such a big deal? First of all, we don't know if it's true, secondly, "not being very christian" stands for..? And lastly, he's 22, he can do whatever he wants to with these girls because he's single and it's legal, so shut up.
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Jokes, people are joking.

Anonymous said:

can i join in the non-christian actions?

Anonymous said:

i got your sex tape and i'm gonna release it if you keep letting Stevie Wonder do your hair.
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HAAAAAAAAAHAHA

Anonymous said:

Joe will marry a gold digger like Danielle.
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Hopefully he's not AS stupid as Kevin, but it may be a close call. Frankly, they are both as dumb as boxes of rocks, so Kevin & Dani deserve each other.

Nons said:

can i join in the non-christian actions?
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You are welcomed with open legs. Join.

Anonymous said:

can i join in the non-christian actions?
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No talking about the bible anymore, please.

Anonymous said:

You are welcomed with open legs. Join.
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hahahahahaha

Anonymous said:

joe sold 25k copies of his album, nick sold 150k, the fanbase support nick more than joe, nick has 4 million followers on twitter, nick has a job, nick can write, nick is better looking now, joe's looking like shit lately

Anonymous said:

i hope joe doesn't marry a gold digger

Anonymous said:

joe is the most stupid one of all, sorry joe if you're reading

big fat dolote said:

shut up, nick is the best

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 02:56 pm
Anonymous said:

joe sold 25k copies of his album, nick sold 150k, the fanbase support nick more than joe, nick has 4 million followers on twitter, nick has a job, nick can write, nick is better looking now, joe's looking like shit lately
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Joe looks like shit cz he lets Mikey Deleasa do his hair, he needs to gain some weight too oh and shave

Marian said:

Anonymous said:

joe sold 25k copies of his album, nick sold 150k, the fanbase support nick more than joe, nick has 4 million followers on twitter, nick has a job, nick can write, nick is better looking now, joe's looking like shit lately
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Stop talking in 3rd person. We know it's you Nick.

Anonymous said:

i hope joe doesn't marry a gold digger
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mhmmmmm

Anonymous said:

dolote lol

Anonymous said:

i hope joe doesn't marry a gold digger
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Joe will marry a respectable women in the public eye. Don't worry.

OCEANUP NEWS IS LIE said:

OCEANUP SUCKS OCEANUP HATE JONAS

Anonymous said:

Joe will marry a respectable womEn in the public eye. Don't worry.

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He'd have to move to the middle east.

Anonymous said:

nick is a respectable productive smart guy, even the president says he is a master, he is special for everyone, he is one of a kind

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:00 pm
Anonymous said:
Joe will marry a respectable womEn in the public eye. Don't worry.

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He'd have to move to the middle east.
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What? Hahahaha

Anonymous said:

Joe will marry a respectable womEn in the public eye. Don't worry.

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He'd have to move to the middle east.
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What? Hahahaha
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WAIT, I got it now, lol

Anonymous said:

Oceanup you're so pathetic, you should just be ashamed, ..Live your life and leave in Peace Joe! Him don't deserves all this you hate. Joe is a wonderful person , so sweet, sensitive, special beautiful inside and outside. You'are a person heartless.Joe is a person serious and moral.. You're nothing!!!!!

Anonymous said:

You said WOMEN as in plural. I think you can only marry one person in this side of the word.

Anonymous said:

Jelenas bangs like rabbits.

Anonymous said:

Jelena bangs like rabbits.

Anonymous said:

i hope joe marries someone who is not famous and who will truly love him for him

Nons said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:01 pm
Anonymous said:
nick is a respectable productive smart guy, even the president says he is a master, he is special for everyone, he is one of a kind
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A master what? What is Joe a master of?

Anonymous said:

lol joe! you're grammar sucks

classicalmusicplayer said:

Who said he had sex? And if he has WHO CARES! Get over it! Would you stop liking him and his/JoBros music if you did?
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They're just jokes.Don't worry.

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I'm not worrying but it just ticks me off that people say things like that with no proof and just want to hurt someone

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I know. But just don't fret

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He just deserves better. He doesn't deserve to be treated like this...

Anonymous said:

he is the master of dolotes

Anonymous said:

lol joe! you're grammar sucks
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Yours too.

Anonymous said:

nick deserves to be treated like the king he is

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

joe sold 25k copies of his album, nick sold 150k, the fanbase support nick more than joe, nick has 4 million followers on twitter, nick has a job, nick can write, nick is better looking now, joe's looking like shit lately
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You better do your research a little better Joe Sold 25k only in the US in the first week. He has sold close to 100k worldwide now. Nick also had the benefit of the Jonas Brother being really popular still when his cd caame out. Joe didn't! Joe got more air play with his single than Nick got. Nick basically only got played on radio disney. Mean while Joe got more hits on his videos in 2 weeks on You Tube than Nick got in 2 years. Joe also people out of the teenie Disney fandom to take notice of him. Nick not so much. As far as tweeter followers Joe isn't really that far behind Nick and how many Nick follower probably have 3 account all you little teenie girls do!

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:02 pm
Anonymous said:
Oceanup you're so pathetic, you should just be ashamed, ..Live your life and leave in Peace Joe! Him don't deserves all this you hate. Joe is a wonderful person , so sweet, sensitive, special beautiful inside and outside. You'are a person heartless.Joe is a person serious and moral.. You're nothing!!!!!
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I'm just going to keep staring at this comment!!!

Anonymous said:

Joe does have terrible grammar.

Anonymous said:

everything about joe is terrible, that's what drugs do to your brain

Anonymous said:

joe should be loved by his family.

Anonymous said:

nick has a good grammar

Anonymous said:

lol joe! you're grammar sucks
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Yours too.

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Why did you set yourself up? Lol.

kristin6410 said:

Shakespear has nothing to do wit it

Anonymous said:

he is the master of dolotes
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LMAO

Anonymous said:

why? he is annoying

Nons said:

(replying to this) - Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:03 pm
Anonymous said:
he is the master of dolotes
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Aha, okay.

Anonymous said:

Joe will marry a dolote.

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 02:56 pm
Anonymous said:

joe sold 25k copies of his album, nick sold 150k, the fanbase support nick more than joe, nick has 4 million followers on twitter, nick has a job, nick can write, nick is better looking now, joe's looking like shit lately

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Are you kidding me? Nick Jonas with his huge nose good looking not in a million! He is ugly looks like his dad. He can't write for shit either. "Keep on moving like you did last summer when the grass was green and your hair was longer" LOL no! I would rather listen to Joe sing about "A place where love is something more than you imagine" And Nick only really knows 3 chords on the guitar thats why all the songs he writes sound the same!!

Anonymous said:

150 k > 25 k
suck it!!!!
lol

Anonymous said:

Mrs. Dolote Jonas will you accept Mr. Joe Jonas in marriage?

Dolote- yes I do! Laughing out loud

kristin6410 said:

@anon wat u mean from both sides? Why cheat if u loved someone ... that just blows my mind to cheat on someone u truely love

Anonymous said:

joe's album was the second worst selling of the year

Anonymous said:

I wonder if joe jonas would laugh or cry if he reads this

Anonymous said:

nick jonas, you are supreme

SubwayToVenus said:

I'm lawling so hard at some comments

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Mrs. Dolote Jonas will you accept Mr. Joe Jonas in marriage?

Dolote- yes I do! Laughing out loud
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Joick is Love <3

Anonymous said:

lmfao!!! joe jonas is the girl next door!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ScE_FcTImQ

SubwayToVenus said:

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Are you kidding me? Nick Jonas with his huge nose good looking not in a million! He is ugly looks like his dad. He can't write for shit either. "Keep on moving like you did last summer when the grass was green and your hair was longer" LOL no! I would rather listen to Joe sing about "A place where love is something more than you imagine" And Nick only really knows 3 chords on the guitar thats why all the songs he writes sound the same!!
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You are fucking stupid. Don't mess with Nick.

big fat dolote said:

I would never marry joe, eeew

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

And Nick will marry Chris Colfer!! Two Queens! It will be awesome!
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*Nick won't marry anyone.
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Oh Nick will marry someone but it won't be a woman. He is waiting for Gay marriage to be legal.

SubwayToVenus said:

nick jonas, you are supreme
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This!!

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:13 pm
Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

Mrs. Dolote Jonas will you accept Mr. Joe Jonas in marriage?

Dolote- yes I do! Laughing out loud
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Joick is Love <3
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Their honeymoon will be in Abu Dhabi at the famous 5 star hotel they have. So romantic and expensive.

Anonymous said:

Haters are ugly motherfuckers that live in caves and have a bushy zone.

Anonymous said:

of course she is stupid, she looks up to joe!! eww, joe is so ugly, he looks like mr. bean, and now he's worse

Anonymous said:

SubwayToVenus said:

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Are you kidding me? Nick Jonas with his huge nose good looking not in a million! He is ugly looks like his dad. He can't write for shit either. "Keep on moving like you did last summer when the grass was green and your hair was longer" LOL no! I would rather listen to Joe sing about "A place where love is something more than you imagine" And Nick only really knows 3 chords on the guitar thats why all the songs he writes sound the same!!
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You are fucking stupid. Don't mess with Nick.
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Truth honey?

SubwayToVenus said:

And Nick will marry Chris Colfer!! Two Queens! It will be awesome!
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*Nick won't marry anyone.
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Oh Nick will marry someone but it won't be a woman. He is waiting for Gay marriage to be legal.
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Nick will marry me, stfu.

Anonymous said:

I wonder if joe jonas would laugh or cry if he reads this
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He would cry then eat Nick thus poisoning himself

Anonymous said:

why do you think the whole jonas family loves nick more? because he deserves it, joe doesn't, nick is so humble

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:14 pm
Anonymous said:

Haters are ugly motherfuckers that live in caves and have a bushy zone.
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The last part killed me.

Anonymous said:

Nick Jonas looks exactly like his daddy, probably why he spends so much time sucking his dick!!!

Anonymous said:

nick is not gay, joe is

Anonymous said:

i hope joe finds someone that will truly love him for him, not becuase he's famous

SubwayToVenus said:

of course she is stupid, she looks up to joe!! eww, joe is so ugly, he looks like mr. bean, and now he's worse
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You're stupid too.

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:16 pm
Anonymous said:

i hope joe finds someone that will truly love him for him, not becuase he's famous
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you write this in every post gtfo

Anonymous said:

2012 @ 03:15 pm
SubwayToVenus said:

And Nick will marry Chris Colfer!! Two Queens! It will be awesome!
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*Nick won't marry anyone.
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Oh Nick will marry someone but it won't be a woman. He is waiting for Gay marriage to be legal.
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Nick will marry me, stfu.
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Nick don't like pussy, so unless you have a dick you got no chance!

Anonymous said:

nick is not poison! maybe joe will bit his tongue and poison while crying

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:

nick is not gay, joe is
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Nick is sooo gay, thats why he won't touch a woman in public!! Thats why he was afraid to so you his underwear. Joe loves him some ladiesm especially if you are pretty!

Anonymous said:

leave nick alone! mock joe

Anonymous said:

joe is the one who's afraid of women, his body rejects them, look at the pictures lol, nick is a man, joe only sucks dicks

big fat dolote said:

I'm leaving, no one is kissing my ass

Anonymous said:

OKAY GUYS GOTTA GO. JOE IF YOU REAAD THIS WE'RE KIDDING AND WE KNOW YOU WILL MARRY A SWEET BEAUTIFUL DOLOTE ONE DAY. THE NEW JONAS ALBUM WILL DO WELL TOO.

Anonymous said:

what in the world happend on this post?

Anonymous said:

yeah joe, honey, we hope you're ok, and the new album does great, you're sweet

Anonymous said:

replying to this) - Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:20 pm
Anonymous said:

joe is the one who's afraid of women, his body rejects them, look at the pictures lol, nick is a man, joe only sucks dicks
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Nicks track record with G/F isn't any better than Joes!! Actually Joe has had more girlfriends. And according to Selena Gomez Nick ain't much of a man but Bieber is? LOL what exactly does that say about Nick hhmmm!

Anonymous said:

STOP BASHING NICK AND JOE IS YOU ARE NOT MAKING FUN OF THEM AND YOU ARE JUST BEING MEAN

Anonymous said:

what in the heck is a freaking dolote?

Nons said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:16 pm
Anonymous said:
Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:14 pm
Anonymous said:

Haters are ugly motherfuckers that live in caves and have a bushy zone.
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I'm trying to clear my mind of all dirty thoughts about the last few words you said, "have a bushy zone". What do you mean.

Anonymous said:

Bieber more of a man that Nick!! Coming from the words of one of his ex g/f speak volumes!

Anonymous said:

Nick Jonas sucks cox!

Nons said:

OKAY GUYS GOTTA GO. JOE IF YOU REAAD THIS WE'RE KIDDING AND WE KNOW YOU WILL MARRY A SWEET BEAUTIFUL DOLOTE ONE DAY. THE NEW JONAS ALBUM WILL DO WELL TOO.
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Bye anon.

Anonymous said:

all of joe's gf has been PR, he is gay, the only girl he's loved is camilla belle because she looks like a man

Anonymous said:

Nons said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:16 pm
Anonymous said:
Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:14 pm
Anonymous said:

Haters are ugly motherfuckers that live in caves and have a bushy zone.
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I'm trying to clear my mind of all dirty thoughts about the last few words you said, "have a bushy zone". What do you mean.
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JUNGLE SIZE PUBES.

Anonymous said:

joe jonas

Anonymous said:

so what if joe's gay, he's still sweet

Nons said:

I'm trying to clear my mind of all dirty thoughts about the last few words you said, "have a bushy zone". What do you mean.
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JUNGLE SIZE PUBES.
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AH, OKAY. HAHA

Anonymous said:

(replying to this) - Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:26 pm
Anonymous said:
all of joe's gf has been PR, he is gay, the only girl he's loved is camilla belle because she looks like a man
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AHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said:

I love nick's smile too!!

Joe Jonas said:

I may cry.

Anonymous said:

Joe Jonas said:

I may cry.
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over my virgin vagina

Anonymous said:

they're not mean, they're just ten year olds

Nons said:

Joe Jonas said:
I may cry.
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Joe, I told you it will feel better if you bend over more.

Anonymous said:

they're not mean, they're just ten year olds
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5 year olds* get it right.

Anonymous said:

who else does?

Anonymous said:

who else does?
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Anonymous said:

What the fuck does "not being very Christian" mean? People are so ignorant...

Anonymous said:

Poor Joe, all the pretty girls are taller than him by at least 2 inches lol

Anonymous said:

he is not very christian, but not because of this.

Joe Jonas said:

I hate the fans

Anonymous said:

First of all what storys have you heard Iam really worryed and would like to know,I could see this coming.Secondly I would like to know there definition of what a (christian) is supposed to be.Most people don't even know what a christian is supposed to be.They don't give any definitions.Makes me wonder.No they did not come from a Godly home.That's a farce right there and Disney didn't make any IMAGE of them,that's who they are.

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:48 pm
Joe Jonas said:
I hate the fans
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And we love you Smile <3

Anonymous said:

I feel sorry for the 2 or 3 people who comment shit here and in other post. This denotes that they are retarded and stupid. #dumbpeople

Joe Jonas said:

no you don't

Anonymous said:

A christian is someone who believes jesus came to the world to save us, and lives according to what he taught us

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:55 pm
Anonymous said:
I feel sorry for the 2 or 3 people who comment shit here and in other post. This denotes that they are retarded and stupid. #dumbpeople
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Does this include yourself? Why are you hashtagging? this is not twitter.

Anonymous said:

that joe is so depressed that he doesn't care about anything but drinking and doing drugs, that he feels so lonely that he hangs with that user pals that are so freaking fake, even though he knows

Anonymous said:

(replying to this) - Mar 7, 2012 @ 03:56 pm
Joe Jonas said:
no you don't
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Maybe not the other people, but I sure do.

Joe Jonas said:

Ok, thanks, but I don't think so, you don't even know me, and you will forget about me when your older

Anonymous said:

I feel sorry for the 2 or 3 people who comment shit here and in other post. This denotes that they are retarded and stupid. #dumbpeople
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It's way more than 2 or 3....

Anonymous said:

A christian is someone who believes jesus came to the world to save us, and lives according to what he taught us
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And Jesus loves everyone. ESPECIALLY the HATERS!

Anonymous said:

I know

Anonymous said:

I feel sorry for the 2 or 3 people who comment shit here and in other post. This denotes that they are retarded and stupid. #dumbpeople
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Hey, Joe has asked us not to use the R-word...

Anonymous said:

Ok, thanks, but I don't think so, you don't even know me, and you will forget about me when your older
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But I do know you. I promise I will never forget about you babe.

Joe Jonas said:

not everyone

Anonymous said:

Don't make promises you can't keep

Anonymous said:

Don't make promises you can't keep
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I can keep a promise. Don't you remember that night, we were dunk, and you said you wanted pleasure, and I promised I would give it to you and I did.

Anonymous said:

I hate that people judge Joe so much. He is a great guy and since when do we trust gossip? Most of the time what they say isn't true and we all know this, but we tend to believe it anyway. And if whatever gossip says is true it's the exaggerated version all the time. Don't be too quick to judge.

Joe Jonas said:

ok bye

Anonymous said:

a great guy can get in trouble too

dd lovato said:

go buy my songs on itunes

Anonymous said:

ok bye
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Lmao haha, bye.

Joe Jonas said:

I would like to know your definition of what a fan is

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 04:13 pm
dd lovato said:
go buy my songs on itunes
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Da fuck? haha

Anonymous said:

It's dolt not the other word.It means blockhead,look it up.

Anonymous said:

what? dolote?

Joe Jonas said:

fuck you all!

Anonymous said:

Mar 7, 2012 @ 04:18 pm
Joe Jonas said:
fuck you all!
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Go masterbait in your shower

Anonymous said:

Go masterbait in your shower
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It's masturbate and I'm sure he does everyday...

Anonymous said:

It's masturbate and I'm sure he does everyday...
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MASTERBAIT

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:
all of joe's gf has been PR, he is gay, the only girl he's loved is camilla belle because she looks like a man
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AHAHAHAHA

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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said:

Actually it's ejaculation/ejaculate.

hey said:

SORRY GUYS BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Anonymous said:

SORRY GUYS BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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That Joe engages in non christian acts?

Anonymous said:

This whole thing is so bizarre that everyone gets their panties in a bunch over an rumour that some guy they don't even know may have had sex! When you're all grown-ups, you'll look back on this and LAUGH!

justmebabe said:

You know what? I'll say something I've been wanting to say for a long time now. The problem with 90 % of Jonas fans is that they believe whatever they want to believe in. Most of you think Joe, Kevin and Nick are so damn perfect that they are immune to make a mistake. They can't make a mistake without having fans who judge every step they take. Joe's a 22 years old known rockstar worldwide guy who is really successful and talented but he can't screw things up without being judged. You think Joe is so perfect he will always do what's is supposed to be done? NO. He'll screw it up because THIS IS REAL LIFE. You all are caught up in your minds still thinking Jonas brothers are virgins and perfect and they are just HUMANS making mistakes and LIVING THE DREAM. That's life and YOU CAN'T CHANGE THAT. NO ONE CAN OR WILL either CHANGE THAT. Now let's all MOVE ON because Joe IS NOT PERFECT. Someone go check Derick's twitter, he goes out with Joe as much as he can and they've been hanging out, clubbing and partying till 6 AM cuz they've seen by fans in there so if Joe is supposed to screw things up to grow up and learn stuff by himself that's what is going to happen and that's it. That's life. Simple as that. It's not about if he's 22 years old now. It's about keeping it real and healthy once in a while... Gosh.

Anonymous said:

This whole thing is so bizarre that everyone gets their panties in a bunch over an rumour that some guy they don't even know may have had sex! When you're all grown-ups, you'll look back on this and LAUGH!
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Nobody was serious about it.

Anonymous said:

Nick Jonas is currently SUCKING THE HELL out of my cock and very good at it I might add!!

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:
SORRY GUYS BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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That Joe engages in non christian acts?

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the comments are funny to me

Anonymous said:

Actually JOe was not in Miami on Friday. Nice try though. Check his twitter and his bodyguard's. So one untruth there already. And People already covered this, he was with a group of friends, his bodyguard and a few models. They were all there as part of a promo for a designer along with several other stars. Joe sipped on a Daquiri by the pool, and he's allowed to drink. He's 22.

Anonymous said:

OMG he was dancing and hanging out with models. Non-Christian? That's hilarious. So...since when did he become a monk. Is he not allowed to go to a club now? What a stupid story.

Anonymous said:

Um, sounds like he was being a 22 year old guy. Alert the press.

Anonymous said:

SORRY GUYS BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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That Joe engages in non christian acts?

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the comments are funny to me
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Oh, ok.