Joe Jonas Anniversaire De Damaris Aguiar

I hate him, why is he partying with women the 24/7? Joeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mar 17, 2012 @ 12:08 pm
SubwayToVenus said:

I hate him, why is he partying with women the 24/7? Joeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Cause he can.. He's 22, rich and damn sexy. The poor boy was under the mouse for so damn long, let him have his fun.

Handsome!
Joe's instagram is the best

Oh Joe! These girls are all models with lots of connections and friends. Now they have all been tweeting about his songs too. Maybe not a bad idea for good old Joe!!His body in the top photo!! HOLY ARMS BATMAN!!

I wonder how many waists he grabs every night. What would be his average monthly record?

the extentions of the girl in the white dress look super cheap -.- but i actually think joe looks good his hair is nice

Ijustneedyounow said:
the extentions of the girl in the white dress look super cheap -.- but i actually think joe looks good his hair is nice
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is that joe in your ankle?

I wonder how many waists he grabs every night. What would be his average monthly record?
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He's grabbing at least 100 waists a month.

jeez guys those girls are just friends, he's not "fucking them" joe is into club music, those girls are now tweeting about his music.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CONNECTIONS.

lmao, I meant icon
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it's nick

jeez guys those girls are just friends, he's not "fucking them" joe is into club music, those girls are now tweeting about his music.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CONNECTIONS.
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Excuse me, who are you quoting?

Anonymous said:

jeez guys those girls are just friends, he's not "fucking them" joe is into club music, those girls are now tweeting about his music.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CONNECTIONS.
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Thats what I'm saying. But on the other hand if you think Joe Jonas is going home all by himself every night you'd be dead wrong. I'm sure Joe has his share of booty calls, or one night stands. If I was him I would too!

I wonder how many waists he grabs every night. What would be his average monthly record?
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He's grabbing at least 100 waists a month.
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I love that he grabs waists like that I think its sexy it says "I'm Confindent, you don't mind me touching you"
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Pedophiles also say "you don't mind me touching you", lol jk. I kind of like it too.

Thats what I'm saying. But on the other hand if you think Joe Jonas is going home all by himself every night you'd be dead wrong. I'm sure Joe has his share of booty calls, or one night stands. If I was him I would too!
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he's got needs too! he's human and hasn't had a girlfriend in a year he needs some love too.

poor joe

Excuse me, who are you quoting?
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joe jonas
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Huh?

Anonymous said:
is that joe in your ankle?
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lmao, I meant icon
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Ankle tho? really? LMAO
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lmfao, you never know..

Mar 17, 2012 @ 12:33 pm
Anonymous said:
lmao, I meant icon
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it's nick
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yeah, I realised that, lol. I'm on my phone, so I only saw a beanie, haha

trojan magnum sounds like joe's penis size. he's prob about 7 or 8 inches from the looks of 'it'
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Magnums aren't only used because of length. Also because of gerth. Judging by his hands, I would Joe has a really fat wide penis.
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Joe has no girth at all. He can fit into skinny jeans(short slim penis).

Huh?
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Alan Mojito
I just asked @joejonas if he was fucking joe Jonas and he said well I'm not fucking him but I am him lmao !!
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Ahh, ok.

Having sex with a slim penis is like fucking a pencil, you're not gonna feel shit.

joe has a big fat pink penis
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Nope.

Anonymous said:

joe has a big fat pink penis
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He actually has a big fat veiny penis with a purple head for your information.

whats with all joick?

Anonymous said:

He actually has a big fat veiny penis with a purple head for your information.
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Thanks for the info Ashley Greene!
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You're welcome, no problem .... ah memories!

Then you no nothing about girth honey. I sure the hell do. Thats why I know that about magnums. Joe is a good size, you can tell by the way he walks!
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You don't know shit about girth. Joe walks like a girl who has a wide set vagina.

Anonymous said:
Is this real?
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haha, no it was a camera mistake. But it's awkward, cause Nick's looking at it lmao

Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:
Is this real?
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haha, no it was a camera mistake. But it's awkward, cause Nick's looking at it lmao
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What do you mean camera mistake?

That awkward when we know that Joe reads OU and he's gonna see all this coments. HI JOE! (i he don't he would do it)

Then you no nothing about girth honey. I sure the hell do. Thats why I know that about magnums. Joe is a good size, you can tell by the way he walks!
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You don't know shit about girth. Joe walks like a girl who has a wide set vagina.
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So you are a virgin..LOL aahh....
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No, I'm not, but you are.

joe eating banana yum (it's a double meanin btw)

Anonymous said:

Then you no nothing about girth honey. I sure the hell do. Thats why I know that about magnums. Joe is a good size, you can tell by the way he walks!
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You don't know shit about girth. Joe walks like a girl who has a wide set vagina.
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So you are a virgin..LOL aahh....
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No, I'm not, but you are.
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No I'm not otherwise I would be making stupid comments about Joe like you. And if you aren't a virgin guaranteed you've only had sex missionary.

Mikey, all this Joick posts are so you don't forget who own Joe's heart.

No I'm not otherwise I would be making stupid comments about Joe like you. And if you aren't a virgin guaranteed you've only had sex missionary.
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You said "comments", plural, I only made one about Joe, haaha. I can do more than missionary, I'm flexible....

Bitter? Go back to your damn Demi Lovato post please!
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I was never in that post. What are you talking about?

again with somethin' in his mouth

How is a perfect day for you?
JOE: A regular day. I woke up and went to play golf, had lunch with some friends, watched a basketball game and went to the movies later.
And yours, Nick?
NICK: I was there with Joe. (laughs)
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And you Joe, could you tell me one of Nick? (secret)
JOE: Tough. He has a really funny side. But many people don’t get it. (general laughs) He is very serious but knows how to be funny too.
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(On discussing plans to wed)
Nick: When Joe and I lie in our bed and we can't fall asleep because of all the time changes, that's the kind of thing we talk about.
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Joe: I still get the opportunity if I want my own room, but I kinda just decided to be with Nick.
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Joe: I know that, like, if I'm with Nick, I'll never sleep because we always like to hang out. Like last night, we started a conversation and it ended, probably at...
Nick: Five.
Joe: Five in the morning. It's just kinda how it is.

joe was nick's first sexual experience

http://yfrog.com/h4ymtkcj HOLY!!! Who has a better body Mikey or Joe?

http://yfrog.com/h4ymtkcj

wtf lol

You said "comments", plural, I only made one about Joe, haaha. I can do more than missionary, I'm flexible....

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ur such a virgin
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I'm not into boring sex positions and I don't like having sex on a bed.

too funny

http://yfrog.com/h4ymtkcj HOLY!!! Who has a better body Mikey or Joe?
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derick:/

sex in a bed is very romantic
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When you're with someone you love, yes, it can be very romantic.

Mar 17, 2012 @ 01:13 pm
Anonymous said:

http://yfrog.com/h4ymtkcj HOLY!!! Who has a better body Mikey or Joe?
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joe's body looks shopped
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It kinda does, that is def. Joes body, it looks like they shopped him in the pic. But I doubt since Derick just tweeted that picture talking about what good friends they are.
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that's joe's body but the pic looks weird/shopped lol

in all seriousness i think joe's still a virgin.

What makes you a non virgin?
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getting penetrated by a penis

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Mar 17, 2012 @ 01:17 pm
Anonymous said:

in all seriousness i think joe's still a virgin.
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Yeah ok and Chris Brown didn't beat up Rhianna either.

Kevin did Danielle.
Nick did Sam and Delta.
Joe did Camilla and Ashley, and some other chicks.

no lol trust me i know for a fact he didn't have sex with camilla from someone who would know. same person told me that camilla cheated on him while they dated. she knows the boys, but i haven't talked to her since like early 2010.

Kevin did Danielle.
Nick did Sam and Delta.
Joe did Camilla and Ashley, and some other chicks.
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You know, I would've thought Nick banged Sam too but by the sounds of some Les Mis co-stars, Nick was pretty virginal. And I'm sure Kevin hit that Zoe girl he dated.

idk it's just the vibe that he gives off, i dont think he had sex with any of his girlfriends. maybe a random girl tho...
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If you think Ashley Greene and Joe weren't banging while he live with her for 2 months, you are deaf, dumb, and blind. Quit making shit up!

You know, I would've thought Nick banged Sam too but by the sounds of some Les Mis co-stars, Nick was pretty virginal. And I'm sure Kevin hit that Zoe girl he dated.
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I know I heard Nick is really virginal too, still not sure if he lost his v card yet.

You know, I would've thought Nick banged Sam too but by the sounds of some Les Mis co-stars, Nick was pretty virginal. And I'm sure Kevin hit that Zoe girl he dated.
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Nick puts on a good act but if you think he is virginal. Yeah that why he dates woman in their 30's! Come the fuck on!

Joe lost it to Camilla, it's so damn obvious, what was that crying during their tour and that depression? He was his first, he was like smitten with her.

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Nick puts on a good act but if you think he is virginal. Yeah that why he dates woman in their 30's! Come the fuck on!
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Oh my God anon, shut the fuck up. He dated only ONE older woman, and that was Delta, stop talking as if he banged every 30 year old woman on earth.

Uh trust me people, i heard this from someone that knows the boys in 2009.

SubwayToVenus said:
You know, I would've thought Nick banged Sam too but by the sounds of some Les Mis co-stars, Nick was pretty virginal. And I'm sure Kevin hit that Zoe girl he dated.
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I know I heard Nick is really virginal too, still not sure if he lost his v card yet.
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He's not virgin. You won't think a 26-year-old would date a 19-year-old for almost a year without having sex. You wouldn't think he's resist either.

http://yfrog.com/kil71ouj
AWW look that is Joes body in that picture!

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And now Megan.
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They're not even dating dude.

Oh my God anon, shut the fuck up. He dated only ONE older woman, and that was Delta, stop talking as if he banged every 30 year old woman on earth.
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i dont think nick is a virgin.

rumour has it miley and nick got up to third base. If he did that when he was 14, you'd think he would have sex when he's 18-19.

Woooooooooo, lets talk about other peoples sex life. A sex life that most of you don't have.

Lol sure people know about Jonases sex lives, cause they would freely talk about it.

virgin my ass

Oh my God anon, shut the fuck up. He dated only ONE older woman, and that was Delta, stop talking as if he banged every 30 year old woman on earth.
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only one of his girlfriends was younger than him ,though.. lmfao.
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Ikr?

Mar 17, 2012 @ 01:44 pm
Anonymous said:

Woooooooooo, lets talk about other peoples sex life. A sex life that most of you don't have.
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Yeah I feel bad now. Every Jonas post always end up the same way. Sorry I brought it up! *stops talking about it*

Uh I could tell you who it is, it was Joyce Kimberly, she's not as close anymore but she does ocassionally see them still. She also told me about Demi's issues back then. And no they don't talk about their sex lives freely, she was just close to the boys and told me this.
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Why did you mention her name?