Zayn Malik SEXY DANCE

Zayn Malik SEXY DANCE

From a new photo shoot. Thx @y05b0yz!




337 comments:

SubwayToVenus said:

That was the death of me.

Anonymous said:

GAY ALERT!!!!

Naoual said:

OMGGGGG SEXY BEAST! MY BOYFRIEND!

y05b0yz said:

Laughing out loud

Vbb said:

YES!!! I knew he wanted to have sex with me! (iJoke) But he does look good.

Boo-Bear Vibes said:

Zayn causes me such sexual frustration, ugh

Anonymous said:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said:

ohhh zayn u were right that u cant dance but ya still look sexxiii Laughing out loud

Anonymous said:

i would admit that dance was SEXY AS HELL but it does make him and his friends seem a little GAY lmao

justin bieber said:

zayn your gay is showing LOL

Anonymous said:

It's an Asian dance, people. It's called Asian Persuasion. Stop jumping to conclusions.

y05b0yz said:

It's an Asian dance, people. It's called Asian Persuasion. Stop jumping to conclusions.
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i dont get it .

Anonymous said:

i dont get it .
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What can you not get? It's simple; it's a type of dance that is popular among Asian people. I'm not too sure, but it's clearly choreographed and apparently that's what Danny Riach (the guy in the video) titled it as on his Facebook.

Ijustneedyounow said:

i'd like him to strip for me.

ihateicecream said:

what is this homosexual doing? lkjglyiuglu omg i can't

jayrauhl said:

ohhh yeah that was soo sexy

Live.Love.Learn. said:

got a new video up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8m8jH3XWsc&list=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dp8m8jH3XW...

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STFU BITCH. WE'VE ALREADY ASKED YOU TO STOP MULTIPLE TIMES.

Lantonia said:

What can you not get? It's simple; it's a type of dance that is popular among Asian people.
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Lol, I've never seen any Asian people dance to this.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

The way he moves his hips UNF he's probably good in bed Wink

SubwayToVenus said:

AND I SEE WITH HIM SLOW DANCINGGGGGGGG, TEARIN ME APART CAUSE YOU DON'T SEEEEEEEEEE

SubwayToVenus said:

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STFU BITCH. WE'VE ALREADY ASKED YOU TO STOP MULTIPLE TIMES.
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Lmao

jayrauhl said:

He knows how to thrust his hips.

entertainmentlove said:

STFU BITCH. WE'VE ALREADY ASKED YOU TO STOP MULTIPLE TIMES.
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I laughed.

Lantonia said:

Omg.

SubwayToVenus said:

EL, your new icon is showing!

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Jay - do you think you could make this into an icon pretty please? Smile

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37h9zlQpe1r9w66jo1_250.gif

Live.Love.Learn. said:

I laughed.

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Surely that should be counted as spam >.<

entertainmentlove said:

EL, your new icon is showing!
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YEAH!!!

SubwayToVenus said:

EL, your new icon is showing!
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YEAH!!!
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Hawt.

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:24 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
AND I SEE WITH HIM SLOW DANCINGGGGGGGG, TEARIN ME APART CAUSE YOU DON'T SEEEEEEEEEE
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Oh how I wish that was meeee (in front of Zayn's hips) <3

entertainmentlove said:

Surely that should be counted as spam >.<
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lololo She has been doing that for a year now. hahah

entertainmentlove said:

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Hawt.
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Awwww. You're too sweet.

Lantonia said:

DANI! n_n

jayrauhl said:

Jay - do you think you could make this into an icon pretty please? Smile
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sure
http://i.imgur.com/opa2u.gif

Live.Love.Learn. said:

lololo She has been doing that for a year now. hahah

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bitch can't take a hint. obviously no1 curr -_-

SubwayToVenus said:

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Oh how I wish that was meeee (in front of Zayn's hips) <3
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB<3

SubwayToVenus said:

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Awwww. You're too sweet.
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Haha, thanks <3

y05b0yz said:

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What can you not get? It's simple; it's a type of dance that is popular among Asian people. I'm not too sure, but it's clearly choreographed and apparently that's what Danny Riach (the guy in the video) titled it as on his Facebook.
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Calm down , i was just asking for an example because i'm pretty sure no one has ever heard of what you're talking about right now !

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:31 pm
Lantonia said:
DANI! n_n
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Lani! Laughing out loud

Live.Love.Learn. said:

sure
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Shock that was quick! like without the words though =/

or if not, maybe this one?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fjyhGYzN1r8btsy.gif

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:32 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
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Oh how I wish that was meeee (in front of Zayn's hips) <3
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB<3
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bbbb<333 Laughing out loud hahaha

l♥veislouder said:

sure
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Shock that was quick! like without the words though =/

or if not, maybe this one?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fjyhGYzN1r8btsy.gif
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*drools a pool*

SubwayToVenus said:

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bbbb<333 Laughing out loud hahaha
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Hi, is Joey there with you?

Live.Love.Learn. said:

*drools a pool*

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*drools a lake*

SubwayToVenus said:

*drools a pool*

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*drools a lake*
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*drools all of the oceans*

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:38 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
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bbbb<333 Laughing out loud hahaha
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Hi, is Joey there with you?
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No, he's coming next Friday. I'm just watching "Mrs. Doubtfire" right now.

l♥veislouder said:

*drools a pool*

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*drools a lake*
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*drools all of the oceans*
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*swims all the oceans just to see you smile*

entertainmentlove said:

*drools a lake*
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*drools all of the oceans*
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*falls into a pool of drool*

SubwayToVenus said:

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No, he's coming next Friday. I'm just watching "Mrs. Doubtfire" right now.
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Oh, I see, I thought he was sleeping over today.
What is that?

SubwayToVenus said:

*drools a lake*
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*drools all of the oceans*
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*falls into a pool of drool*
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loooooooooool
all of the users left, they went back to OS, booo, they were nice.

SubwayToVenus said:

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*drools a lake*
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*drools all of the oceans*
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*swims all the oceans just to see you smile*
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Me or Zayn? hahaha

Live.Love.Learn. said:

*swims all the oceans just to see you smile*
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*blushes*

Live.Love.Learn. said:

loooooooooool
all of the users left, they went back to OS, booo, they were nice.
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Sad

entertainmentlove said:

loooooooooool
all of the users left, they went back to OS, booo, they were nice.
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I know. They're very nice when you get to know them better. ^^

SubwayToVenus said:

loooooooooool
all of the users left, they went back to OS, booo, they were nice.
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Sad
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*cries*

SubwayToVenus said:

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I know. They're very nice when you get to know them better. ^^
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Yesss! Are you from OS too?

jayrauhl said:

Shock that was quick! like without the words though =/

or if not, maybe this one?
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i couldn't take the words out without cutting his whole face. i'll try the other one.

entertainmentlove said:

Yesss! Are you from OS too?
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Yes.

SubwayToVenus said:

Today I didn't even take off my pajamas. Regret nothing.

SubwayToVenus said:

Yesss! Are you from OS too?
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Yes.
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Stayyyyy *sings Stay*

Anonymous said:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww users from OS here eww

l♥veislouder said:

Oh, I see, I thought he was sleeping over today.
What is that?
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Nope, next Friday. "Mrs. Doubtfire" is a really funny movie with Robin Williams. It's about a man whose wife files for divorce, so he dresses up as a woman she hires as a nanny for her kids.

Lantonia said:

Lani! Laughing out loud
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Hola Dani! How's it going? n_n

entertainmentlove said:

Stayyyyy *sings Stay*
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LOL. I'll stay.

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:47 pm
SubwayToVenus said:
Today I didn't even take off my pajamas. Regret nothing.
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Same here! *high five*

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Today I didn't even take off my pajamas. Regret nothing.

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LMAO ME NEITHER. I even went to grocery store wearing them at like 2:30. I felt ratchet af! I have no problem with wearing them out before like 11am and after 7pm but between then, it feels odd.

Lantonia said:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww users from OS here eww
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CBF.

SubwayToVenus said:

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Nope, next Friday. "Mrs. Doubtfire" is a really funny movie with Robin Williams. It's about a man whose wife files for divorce, so he dresses up as a woman she hires as a nanny for her kids.
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I hate Robin Williams, lol. I'm jamming to Up all night as loud as it goessssss.
TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS, THAT I NEVER LISTEEEEEEEEEEN

l♥veislouder said:

Me or Zayn? hahaha
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Oh, everyone! lol

Live.Love.Learn. said:

i couldn't take the words out without cutting his whole face. i'll try the other one.

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Thank you! Laughing out loud

Lantonia said:

You anon.. Du har intet at sige. >_>

Anonymous said:

ew different icons that are not loveislouders, livelovelearns and subways ewwwwww

MileyChrist said:

Hottie with a body !!! Do da doooo

jayrauhl said:

marissa
http://i.imgur.com/APA0E.gif

its a little grainy though

Live.Love.Learn. said:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww users from OS here eww

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Be nice .__.

SubwayToVenus said:

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LMAO ME NEITHER. I even went to grocery store wearing them at like 2:30. I felt ratchet af! I have no problem with wearing them out before like 11am and after 7pm but between then, it feels odd.
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I have been in the same position since lunchtime, LMAOOOO

Anonymous said:

*prepares for porn spam*

l♥veislouder said:

I hate Robin Williams, lol. I'm jamming to Up all night as loud as it goessssss.
TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS, THAT I NEVER LISTEEEEEEEEEEN
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Shock who hates Robin Williams?! I've never met anyone who says "I hate Robin Williams"!! Why?!

LMFAO!
"Do you know what language they speak in England?"
"Pakistani"
Lovely movie hahaha

Ahh I love "Tell Me a Lie"

Lantonia said:

That anon should just leave.

SubwayToVenus said:

Me or Zayn? hahaha
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Oh, everyone! lol
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*winks eye and blows kiss*
I just flirted with you.

jayrauhl said:

*prepares for porn spam*
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Oh shut up. Not everytime we come here we spam porn. We were here for hours just talking and visiting.

entertainmentlove said:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww users from OS here eww
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Hey mimi

Live.Love.Learn. said:

its a little grainy though

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A lot better than I could do. Thanks again <3

SubwayToVenus said:

Lantonia said:
That anon should just leave.
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This!
You guys should stay.

entertainmentlove said:

You guys it's mimi.

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:51 pm
jayrauhl said:
marissa
http://i.imgur.com/APA0E.gif

its a little grainy though
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A little grainyness is a small price to pay for sexy icons. I can vouch for that! Marissa and I will be in the same boat lol

SubwayToVenus said:

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Shock who hates Robin Williams?! I've never met anyone who says "I hate Robin Williams"!! Why?!

LMFAO!
"Do you know what language they speak in England?"
"Pakistani"
Lovely movie hahaha

Ahh I love "Tell Me a Lie"
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I don't know he annoys me!! and I hate his movies.
Yeah me too, but I wish is my jam!!

Lantonia said:

This!
You guys should stay.
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I want to. Are there coming more users on? Or will it just be more anons? :/

Anonymous said:

no! im not mimi, im not that flawless.

l♥veislouder said:

*winks eye and blows kiss*
I just flirted with you.
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Shock scandal! hahaha

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Hey mimi

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Mimi hasn't been here in a long time. There's this new user though called gorgeousmileycyrus & I think that's her...

Lantonia said:

Dani, you ignored me. T_T

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:50 pm
Lantonia said:
Lani! Laughing out loud
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Hola Dani! How's it going? n_n
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Things are going good here, how about with you?

Lantonia said:

Or not, lol.

MileyChrist said:

YAY FOR OCEANSHOREEEEE !!!!!!!

SubwayToVenus said:

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I want to. Are there coming more users on? Or will it just be more anons? :/
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Yes there are more users! They're not on now though, but they comment regularly, maybe they're not here because it's saturday.
The anons are just trolling, some of them are nice though.

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:55 pm
Lantonia said:
Dani, you ignored me. T_T
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No no, I just missed it. I went back and found it and answered now Smile

entertainmentlove said:

no! im not mimi, im not that flawless.
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MIMI long time no see. Remember our fights back in 2010? :gaze:

Anonymous said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:54 pm
Lantonia said:

This!
You guys should stay.
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I want to. Are there coming more users on? Or will it just be more anons? :/
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there's only like 6 users on oceanup the rest are anons

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Icon check

SubwayToVenus said:

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Shock scandal! hahaha
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hahaha BYE, YOU ONLY WANT ME CAUSE I'M TAKEN.
Where's the Liam P anon? I miss him... that playa

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Oh it worksss! ^_^

l♥veislouder said:

I don't know he annoys me!! and I hate his movies.
Yeah me too, but I wish is my jam!!
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Shock I love him; he's too funny.

I love "I Wish" too. Their angelic voices <3 *sigh*

entertainmentlove said:

Mimi hasn't been here in a long time. There's this new user though called gorgeousmileycyrus & I think that's her...
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ewww. Is she a troll too?

Live.Love.Learn. said:

A little grainyness is a small price to pay for sexy icons. I can vouch for that! Marissa and I will be in the same boat lol

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Mine's sexier than yours Wink

SubwayToVenus said:

I JUST GOT PREGNANT WITH LLL'S NEW ICON.

MileyChrist said:

This is scandalous

SubwayToVenus said:

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ewww. Is she a troll too?
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She's the miley version of gorgeousselena (Claudia)

Lantonia said:

Things are going good here, how about with you?
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Sounds good. I'm fine too, thank you. Relaxing this weekend before my exams that is next week. n_n

SubwayToVenus said:

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Shock I love him; he's too funny.

I love "I Wish" too. Their angelic voices <3 *sigh*
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They're sex Gods.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Jay please don't leave againnn. You guys are welcome here. Screw the troll anon Sad

Lantonia said:

there's only like 6 users on oceanup the rest are anons
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._.

Lantonia said:

Anons should be disabled again.

l♥veislouder said:

hahaha BYE, YOU ONLY WANT ME CAUSE I'M TAKEN.
Where's the Liam P anon? I miss him... that playa
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that bastard was just such a picker and chooser, always putting us on the shelves for whenever he didn't want us... bastard.

SubwayToVenus said:

Yeah guys stay! We can convince OU of banning the anons again so you come back here.

Anonymous said:

OMG ITS JAY
GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

l♥veislouder said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:59 pm
Lantonia said:
Anons should be disabled again.
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NO, THEN MY BBS CAN NEVER COME LOVE ME :'(

Anonymous said:

May 5, 2012 @ 03:59 pm
SubwayToVenus said:

Yeah guys stay! We can convince OU of banning the anons again so you come back here.
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oH HELL NAW BIATCH. The last time OceanUp banned us this site died.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

This is scandalous
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HB <3

Live.Love.Learn. said:

that bastard was just such a picker and chooser, always putting us on the shelves for whenever he didn't want us... bastard.

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Wink

Live.Love.Learn. said:

ewww. Is she a troll too?

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anyone with the word "gorgeous" in their username is a troll, yes. Lmaoooo

l♥veislouder said:

Mine's sexier than yours Wink
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I can't see your new one just yet, but even so, my bb has the cute/shy smile AND the lip bite. The only thing that would make it better is a wink, but that would be overkill and I'd be having surgery on my ovaries

Lantonia said:

NO, THEN MY BBS CAN NEVER COME LOVE ME :'(
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What are you talking about? :/

SubwayToVenus said:

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that bastard was just such a picker and chooser, always putting us on the shelves for whenever he didn't want us... bastard.
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He was a life ruiner.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Anons should be disabled again.

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Nahhh there are some really nice, cool ones here <33

l♥veislouder said:

Sounds good. I'm fine too, thank you. Relaxing this weekend before my exams that is next week. n_n
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Eww exams. You take your time to relax and you enjoy it, bb! <33 haha

Lantonia said:

oH HELL NAW BIATCH. The last time OceanUp banned us this site died.
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Lol, it was the other way around.

entertainmentlove said:

Mileychrist, you're losing your power and your words of wisdom are getting weak.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

I can't see your new one just yet, but even so, my bb has the cute/shy smile AND the lip bite. The only thing that would make it better is a wink, but that would be overkill and I'd be having surgery on my ovaries

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clear your cache!

SubwayToVenus said:

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What are you talking about? :/
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There are a few cool anons we talk to everyday. LLL's baby and LIL's baby. I have no baby.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

She's goneeee D:

jayrauhl said:

Jay please don't leave againnn. You guys are welcome here. Screw the troll anon Sad
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awww. well i'll try to come on.

l♥veislouder said:

He was a life ruiner.
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He ruined people's lives. He tried getting people to sign this petition saying that–
Damien, please!

xD

Lantonia said:

There are a few cool anons we talk to everyday. LLL's baby and LIL's baby. I have no baby.
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Lol, then tell them to make an account. Being an anon is stupid.

jayrauhl said:

OMG ITS JAY
GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEASEEEEEEEEEE
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Well...*flips hair* sure

l♥veislouder said:

There are a few cool anons we talk to everyday. LLL's baby and LIL's baby. I have no baby.
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Shock I didn't know I had a baby! I thought I was just a grandma to LLL's baby!
DID ZAYN GET PREGNANT AND NOT TELL ME?!

Lantonia said:

It would be nicer if there were more users on here. This sea filled with anons is confusing. Bring the old OU back. T_T

SubwayToVenus said:

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He ruined people's lives. He tried getting people to sign this petition saying that–
Damien, please!

xD
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THISSSSSS.
That little cockhead.

SubwayToVenus said:

Lantonia said:
It would be nicer if there were more users on here. This sea filled with anons is confusing. Bring the old OU back. T_T
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There are more users, they're not on now.

entertainmentlove said:

Lawl.

y05b0yz said:

your welcome OU .

SubwayToVenus said:

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Shock I didn't know I had a baby! I thought I was just a grandma to LLL's baby!
DID ZAYN GET PREGNANT AND NOT TELL ME?!
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LLL's baby has a baby now and that baby admires you, LMAO.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

awww. well i'll try to come on.

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Good! Bring Dimi, Jackie, and the others with youuu Smile

Lantonia said:

:/

Live.Love.Learn. said:

LIAM WAS IN FUCKING FLORIDA FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS. I WISH I LIVED IN FLORIDA. I WOULD HAVE MADE A MESS UPON HIS INNOCENCE.

jayrauhl said:

where da anons at

SubwayToVenus said:

EL are you a boy or a girl??

jayrauhl said:

I'm a boy.