Zayn Malik 'I've Been Text Dumped Before'

Zayn Malik 'I've Been Text Dumped Before'

+ 10 Things You Didn't Know About One Direction.

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89 comments:

Live.Love.Learn. said:

SMDH at every fucking American magazine who thinks they're breaking some kind of news with these "10 things you didn't know about 1D" articles. Awkward how I knew every single one...

Live.Love.Learn. said:

I hate sharing my boys with all these noobs >.<

Anonymous said:

gays

UKnowULuvMe said:

Why do anons call them gay as if it's an insult? They CLEARLY don't understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!

UKnowULuvMe said:

Live.Love.Learn. said:

I hate sharing my boys with all these noobs >.<
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Jsyk, I think everyone is still on the Bieber post. I'm not sure, though. They may migrate here.

Anonymous said:

Ughh zayn my bby whos the bitch that dumped u ill kill her

SubwayToVenus said:

Why do anons call them gay as if it's an insult? They CLEARLY don't understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!
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Lmao, we are all beggin for them to be gay.

l♥veislouder said:

UKnowULuvMe said:

Why do anons call them gay as if it's an insult? They CLEARLY don't understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!
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lmfao, I love this!! <3333

SubwayToVenus said:

Who would dump Zayn though

UKnowULuvMe said:

SubwayToVenus said:

Why do anons call them gay as if it's an insult? They CLEARLY don't understand this fandom. Do that shit on Bieber posts. Kay? Thanks. Bye!
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Lmao, we are all beggin for them to be gay.
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Exactly! We think it's tragic that they have to pretend like they're full hetero. Poor boys...

l♥veislouder said:

Anonymous said:

Ughh zayn my bby whos the bitch that dumped u ill kill her
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This is where we see who is better for a particular person. My first thought was, "BB ZAYN, I WOULD NEVER TEXT DUMP YOU, CUM TO MEEEE!" and this person's first thought is murder.
I think we all know who is better for Zayn, just saying.

UKnowULuvMe said:

SubwayToVenus said:

Who would dump Zayn though
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Someone totes cray cray.

l♥veislouder said:

SubwayToVenus said:

Who would dump Zayn though
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Anyone who dumped any of these guys is kicking themselves lol

Anonymous said:

I'm sick of hearing about this band...

UKnowULuvMe said:

Anonymous said:

I'm sick of hearing about this band...
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I will give you no hate for that. Valid opinion.

l♥veislouder said:

Anonymous said:

I'm sick of hearing about this band...
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I won't give hate either, but you could always, you know, get off this site then.

SubwayToVenus said:

May 28, 2012 @ 12:28 pm
l?veislouder said:
SubwayToVenus said:

Who would dump Zayn though
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Anyone who dumped any of these guys is kicking themselves lol
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What if they're assholes, or shitty boyfriends, or smelly, or have very small dicks or suck at kissing.
WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT THE SEX GODS WE THINK THEY ARE.

Anonymous said:

If I'm being completely honest I don't have a favourite but I have a least favourite,it actually bugs because I want love them all equally but yeahhh...

SubwayToVenus said:

I'm going to tell you something about english boys girls, I lived in the US for 7 years and that's why I'm used to shower EVERY DAY and if I don't I feel sick, but people in England DON'T shower everyday, just letting you all know.

l♥veislouder said:

What if they're assholes, or shitty boyfriends, or smelly, or have very small dicks or suck at kissing.
WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT THE SEX GODS WE THINK THEY ARE.
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lololol well according to Sydney Dalton, they're assholes. byeee shitty person we hate in the fandom lol god.

I just want to experiment and the report back with my findings and prove them AMAZING SEX GODS once and for all! lmao

UKnowULuvMe said:

SubwayToVenus said:
What if they're assholes, or shitty boyfriends, or smelly, or have very small dicks or suck at kissing.
WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT THE SEX GODS WE THINK THEY ARE.
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Small dicks? *Gasp* Don't even joke about something like that! LOL

l♥veislouder said:

Small dicks? *Gasp* Don't even joke about something like that! LOL
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Well I know Louis and Liam aren't circumcised; that kinda turned me off to Liam a bit lol.

SubwayToVenus said:

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lololol well according to Sydney Dalton, they're assholes. byeee shitty person we hate in the fandom lol god.

I just want to experiment and the report back with my findings and prove them AMAZING SEX GODS once and for all! lmao
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And what if they are..
Yeah I want to experiment too.

SubwayToVenus said:

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Small dicks? *Gasp* Don't even joke about something like that! LOL
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WHAT IF.

Miss Fortune said:

Um... Who cares how "big" they are?

Live.Love.Learn. said:

I'm going to tell you something about english boys girls, I lived in the US for 7 years and that's why I'm used to shower EVERY DAY and if I don't I feel sick, but people in England DON'T shower everyday, just letting you all know.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who wouldn't be able to have sex without showering first because I'm so anal about hygiene lmao

UKnowULuvMe said:

l?veislouder said:
Well I know Louis and Liam aren't circumcised; that kinda turned me off to Liam a bit lol.
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It kinda shocked me that they answered that question in that interview. I was like that was a detail I had ZERO curiousity for. I don't mind that they're uncircumsized, though. The whole cut vs. uncut debate is just silly to me. Regardless of what the state, they both go in don't they?

l♥veislouder said:

lol oh, also according to Sydney Dalton, that picture of Zayn's penis is really him. If she's right, MY BB IS CIRCUMCISED!

lmfao

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Um... Who cares how "big" they are?
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IA. You just have to be able to deliver. Huge dicks terrify me anyway. Like ewe

Anonymous said:

*crying* wishing that I could see them tomorrow in Toronto.

UKnowULuvMe said:

Miss Fortune said:

Um... Who cares how "big" they are?
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Horny chicas. Let them perv if they want. You don't have to participate.

UKnowULuvMe said:

l?veislouder said:

lol oh, also according to Sydney Dalton, that picture of Zayn's penis is really him. If she's right, MY BB IS CIRCUMCISED!

lmfao
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What Zayn penis? How did she obtain this penis?

Icy.Darcy.Stormy said:

Oh, but, I like participating! What is my two cents worth if I don't put them out there? Wink

Live.Love.Learn. said:

*crying* wishing that I could see them tomorrow in Toronto.
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*hugs* go to the venue anyway! You might be able to meet them outside!

Icy.Darcy.Stormy said:

My boyfriend is somewhat above average, and he is barely able to fit inside of me... Sooo, yeah, I wouldn't wish for someone with a huge one, especially if you're a virgin.

l♥veislouder said:

It kinda shocked me that they answered that question in that interview. I was like that was a detail I had ZERO curiousity for. I don't mind that they're uncircumsized, though. The whole cut vs. uncut debate is just silly to me. Regardless of what the state, they both go in don't they?
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I don't know, I think I've read there are health benefits to being circumcised, it's more hygienic, and it's just easier to deal with.

SubwayToVenus said:

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I feel like I'm one of those people who wouldn't be able to have sex without showering first because I'm so anal about hygiene lmao
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I know, I'm the same way but because I got used to it, people in here.. you're lucky if they shower 3 times in one week. Yuck.

SubwayToVenus said:

May 28, 2012 @ 12:48 pm
l?veislouder said:
lol oh, also according to Sydney Dalton, that picture of Zayn's penis is really him. If she's right, MY BB IS CIRCUMCISED!

lmfao
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NO ONE in england is circumcised except jewish and muslim boys and Zayn doesn't seem VERY religious but... who knows hahahah

SubwayToVenus said:

My boyfriend is somewhat above average, and he is barely able to fit inside of me... Sooo, yeah, I wouldn't wish for someone with a huge one, especially if you're a virgin.
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Omg lmao.

l♥veislouder said:

What Zayn penis? How did she obtain this penis?
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there was a picture released that is supposedly Zayn, and Sydney says it is him.

Icy.Darcy.Stormy said:

Bahaha! Yeah, right! I'd like to see you peel yourself from the computer to shower every day! Ugh, you have no sympathy whatsoever for people who have a lot of siblings.

SubwayToVenus said:

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there was a picture released that is supposedly Zayn, and Sydney says it is him.
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How the fuck would she know?

UKnowULuvMe said:

l?veislouder said:
I don't know, I think I've read there are health benefits to being circumcised, it's more hygienic, and it's just easier to deal with.
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It's not difficult to pull the foreskin back clean. That's what I have heard uncircumsized guys say. To each their own I guess.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

I know, I'm the same way but because I got used to it, people in here.. you're lucky if they shower 3 times in one week. Yuck.
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Ewe gross! When I say without showering first, I mean you better go wash your fucking dick right before you stick it inside of me. ROFL

l♥veislouder said:

NO ONE in england is circumcised except jewish and muslim boys and Zayn doesn't seem VERY religious but... who knows hahahah
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Zayn doesn't, but his father sure does, and if his father was the one in control, Zayn was circumcised as soon as he came out of the uterus lmao

l♥veislouder said:

How the fuck would she know?
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maybe she saw it when she was dressing for the gym xD

SubwayToVenus said:

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Ewe gross! When I say without showering first, I mean you better go wash your fucking dick right before you stick it inside of me. ROFL
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AND THAT'S NOT AS BAD AS FRANCE, THEY SHOWER ONCE A WEEK.
Lmfao, I know right, maybe that's why I haven't been with anyone ever since I arrived here.

UKnowULuvMe said:

May 28, 2012 @ 12:57 pm
l?veislouder said:

What Zayn penis? How did she obtain this penis?
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there was a picture released that is supposedly Zayn, and Sydney says it is him.
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Can you send us a link or something so we can judge for ourselves? Do you see his face?

Anonymous said:

I want to but I feel like being there and seeing all the excited fans will be too much for my heart lol. I went to the venue last time they were here and seeing what I was missing out on... *sigh* it hurt so bad.

l♥veislouder said:

It's not difficult to pull the foreskin back clean. That's what I have heard uncircumsized guys say. To each their own I guess.
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That's what I've heard too, but I guess it would just be much simpler to not have the foreskin. Like having longer hair versus shorter hair. You're able to wash, style, etc long hair, it's just easier to manage short hair.

SubwayToVenus said:

I NEED NEW FLAWLESS KATY PERRY ICONS EWMNBFH

l♥veislouder said:

Can you send us a link or something so we can judge for ourselves? Do you see his face?
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if you google "zayn malik penis" it's the second picture. No, you don't see his face.

SubwayToVenus said:

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Zayn doesn't, but his father sure does, and if his father was the one in control, Zayn was circumcised as soon as he came out of the uterus lmao
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DANIELLE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MAN.
YOU DO NOT EVER CHANGE YOUR MAN.
How do you feel when it comes to the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is uncircumcised.

Icy.Darcy.Stormy said:

On one hand, pictures that don't reveal the face are almost always posers or just completely random people. On the other hand, it'd be a smart move for a celebrity to never include their faces in a nude picture. Gives so much room for denying. Either way, s'good fantasy fuel for people who are into that sort've thing.

UKnowULuvMe said:

SubwayToVenus said:
DANIELLE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MAN.
YOU DO NOT EVER CHANGE YOUR MAN.
How do you feel when it comes to the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is uncircumcised.
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I don't know about her, but I don't mind. He can pop my cherry with his unclipped manhood if he wants.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

AND THAT'S NOT AS BAD AS FRANCE, THEY SHOWER ONCE A WEEK.
Lmfao, I know right, maybe that's why I haven't been with anyone ever since I arrived here.
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*barfs*
Like I haven't showered today yet & I feel soooo dirty. I was just about to now. My hair would be a grease bucket if I didn't wash it for a week. GROSS.

l♥veislouder said:

DANIELLE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MAN.
YOU DO NOT EVER CHANGE YOUR MAN.
How do you feel when it comes to the fact that Daniel Radcliffe is uncircumcised.
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lmao, I think I knew that about him. Ehh. It's not that I want to change the man, I'd just really prefer him to be cut. That's what I'm used to.

SubwayToVenus said:

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I don't know about her, but I don't mind. He can pop my cherry with his unclipped manhood if he wants.
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Omfg hahahahahahaha Ily.

SubwayToVenus said:

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*barfs*
Like I haven't showered today yet & I feel soooo dirty. I was just about to now. My hair would be a grease bucket if I didn't wash it for a week. GROSS.
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Same here, I feel like shaving my whole head.

SubwayToVenus said:

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lmao, I think I knew that about him. Ehh. It's not that I want to change the man, I'd just really prefer him to be cut. That's what I'm used to.
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I know, I'm joking haha.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

Gonna go shower..bbl

SubwayToVenus said:

I'm going back to my fearless icon from the beginning.
AND IT IS STAYING.

UKnowULuvMe said:

SubwayToVenus said:

I'm going back to my fearless icon from the beginning.
AND IT IS STAYING.
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AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL!

SubwayToVenus said:

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AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL!
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I know, I had that one for like a year lmfao, it's back for good.

Anonymous said:

WHO CARES. They're all gay anyway.

SubwayToVenus said:

Anonymous said:
WHO CARES. They're all gay anyway.
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We know.

Big Booty Bitches said:

i would text dump bb zayn.

i wouldn't be able to break up with him face to face. his beautiful face would just change my mind.

"you forgot my birthday you bastard who is so hot and omg forget it, birthdays are stupid. you're beautiful. thats what makes you beautiful. quiet and mysterious omg youre perfect. lets just make love forever ok. have children. forget it birthdays...who cares." - every girl who tried dumping zayn face to face

Anonymous said:

he's not that hot.

UKnowULuvMe said:

Anonymous said:

WHO CARES. They're all gay anyway.

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#truefact

Anonymous said:

WHO CARES. They're all gay anyway.

UKnowULuvMe said:

Anonymous said:

he's not that hot.
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You are clearly suffering from a debilitating disease that clouds you judgement.

SubwayToVenus said:

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You are clearly suffering from a debilitating disease that clouds you judgement.
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Lmfaooooooo

Anonymous said:

no but venus I'm not joking, harry tweeted the lyrics of sweet disposition... Do you know what that song is about?...

SubwayToVenus said:

Anonymous said:
no but venus I'm not joking, harry tweeted the lyrics of sweet disposition... Do you know what that song is about?...
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OMFG ANON WHY DO YOU THINK I SHIP LARRY SO MUCH? DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT SONG.I wasn't joking when I sad we know though..

Anonymous said:

my judgement's not clouded, he looks like mario lopez.

memiAndniley said:

May 28, 2012 @ 01:16 pm
Anonymous said:

WHO CARES. They're all gay anyway.
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except for ma bby zayn!!!

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Anonymous said:

Anonymous said:
my judgement's not clouded, he looks like mario lopez.

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I laughed

Anonymous said:

What's that song sweet disposition about? I don't get it.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

WHO CARES. They're all gay anyway.
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Except for Niall who's all mine <3

SubwayToVenus said:

Anonymous said:
What's that song sweet disposition about? I don't get it.
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Closeted love, forbbiden love, UNSTOPPABLE LOVE.
*coughs*

SubwayToVenus said:

WHO CARES. They're all gay anyway.
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Except for Niall who's all mine <3
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You're lucky Louis is my favourite now bitch... at least I have support now while fighting bitches who want to link our bb to demi.

Live.Love.Learn. said:

You're lucky Louis is my favourite now bitch... at least I have support now while fighting bitches who want to link our bb to demi
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Lol I never liked bitches who linked him to Demi though! But yeah now I'm gonna be going medieval on them hoes! I am Niall's Princess <3

Anonymous said:

only 3 people posting on this islamist pakistanese
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ewww get lost bunch of apu obseesive fan

SubwayToVenus said:

Anonymous said:
only 3 people posting on this islamist pakistanese
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ewww get lost bunch of apu obseesive fan
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Lol, get some fucking manners.

Anonymous said:

Some rude stupid anonymous comments here and I'm not even a 1D fan...

The cunt destroyer said:

I'm going to tell you something about english boys girls, I lived in the US for 7 years and that's why I'm used to shower EVERY DAY and if I don't I feel sick, but people in England DON'T shower everyday, just letting you all know.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who wouldn't be able to have sex without showering first because I'm so anal about hygiene lmao

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That's bullshit considering I live in England & I am British and I do shower/bath everyday. Every morning before college/work actually. Who ever told you this is full of shit. My boyfriend also showers everyday before going about his daily routine. Just because one British person doesn't shower everyday, doesn't mean we all don't.

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Anonymous said:

l?veislouder said:
Anonymous said:

I'm sick of hearing about this band...
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I won't give hate either, but you could always, you know, get off this site then.

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Why would they leave the site entirely? The last time I checked this site was called Oceanup, not OneDirection-up. Oh I just checked again. Still Oceanup.

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