Jonas Brothers photographer Rob Hoffman ATTACKS Taylor Swift on his blog: How many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone? And if you’re going to defend her for her music, let me tell you now that saying you believe in any of Taylor Swift’s lyrics is like saying you trust your accountant because he’s been accused of tax evasion nine times.
The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on which one is going to date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later Am I the only one who has noticed that her odd triangular face, lanky body, and long arms make her resemble a praying mantis; a species whose females bite the head off their male counterparts after sex?
As a 26 year old male who plans on being divorced in 10 years then marrying someone of your generation, I would ask that you stay away from these sorts of influences, or, in 10 years, you’re going to be being preyed upon by divorced men like me, who know you’re stupid as shit, because you probably belonged to the fucking Taylor Swift fan club. By that point, you’ve probably been divorced twice already Thank you.
Do YOU agree or disagree?
NOTE: Tay will attend People’s Choice Awards & perform @ Grammys.