Blanda Eggenschwiler PENCIL BEAUTY

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  • Anonymous

    She is a slut …especially if she is trying to sell Joes jizz…..in jars none the less :\ Eww and squeezing it out of her freshly filled parts ..yuck

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup fuck you and slut satanist famewhore

  • Anonymous

    WHO CARES

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup totally pathetic, stop kissing her ass

  • Joe Jonas

    Isn’t she stunning?
    I’m gonna propose to her after the Southamerican tour is over <3 i love her so much

  • Anonymous

    blah blah blah blah blah blah

  • Anonymous

    She’s so desperate for fame. She’s irrilevant.Fake slut satanist attentionwhore

  • Anonymous

    Hey you fake Joe shut up

  • Anonymous
  • Holly

    I mean, She seems sweet and “real” so what if she shows some tummy, shes pretty and Joes Happy with her :D

  • Anonymous

    joe smiles everytime he is not with blanda.

  • Anonymous

    famewhore, slut satanist

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Joe smilee everytime she isn’t no around him, cuz He doesn’t love her and She doesn’t love him. PR Stunt. Fake relationship. Joe smiles and happy when she’s not with him

  • Anonymous

    Agree totally with you :)

  • Anonymous

    And are we still saying she is not using him to get publicity for herself? She’s not ugly but not my idea of beauty so definate downgrade from past girlfriends. Still none of us will ever agree which girlfriends were beautiful or not – personal favorite for me is still Camilla although I think she also wanted the career boost because I never heard so much about her before of after dating JJ.

  • Anonymous

    I think that Blanda is beautiful but I don’t feel she is the one for Joe. Maybe I’m wrong. I know I don’t have the right to talk about their relationship but it’s my opinion.

  • Anonymous

    Just remember, she didn’t ask to have posts on here. OU does it to troll you haters. The last thing she cares about is a site full of idiot teenagers.

  • Anonymous

    Joe smilee everytime she isn’t no around him, cuz He doesn’t love her and She doesn’t love him. PR Stunt. Fake relationship. Joe smiles and happy when she’s not with him
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    Look! They’ve finally taught chimpanzees to use the internet! Even with the IQ of an amoeba, you still managed to spell most of the words right. Who’s your trainer?

    (Anyone who thinks they’re a PR relationship, as if they have any idea at all what that even means, needs to have their heads examined.)

  • Anonymous

    WHO CARES

  • Anonymous

    Stop kissing her ass

  • Anonymous

    Famewhore

  • Anonymous

    Blah Blah Blah

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it why people keep kissing her ass. and so blind to see she’s using him for fame. If she’s not using him why did she release this Incase thing. Specially telling everyone that she doesn’t know joe is famous. God if they meet through common friends like Kyle who is Joe’s best friend will not tell you who he is and what he do for a living.

  • Anonymous

    Not a Jobro fan at all, but something seems off about this girl..

  • Anonymous

    Gangnam style

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    famewhore, slut satanist

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    Takes one to know one!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it why people keep kissing her ass. and so blind to see she’s using him for fame. If she’s not using him why did she release this Incase thing. Specially telling everyone that she doesn’t know joe is famous. God if they meet through common friends like Kyle who is Joe’s best friend will not tell you who he is and what he do for a living.
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    Hi Joejstreeteam/Katerina/Dumbest person on the internet!

    No one with a brain thinks she’s using him. Just jealous children like you. She didn’t ask to have her stuff posted here. OU does it to piss idiots like you off. They met through Curtis Kulig, not Kyle. She “released the incase thing” because that’s her JOB. One day, when you grow up, you might have one too. That is if they get your medication right and you can survive in society without being a burden to others. She has taken on different projects long before she met Joe. InCase is no different, and has nothing to do with him. If he supports her work, it’s the same as her going to his shows. That’s what couples do for each other. If you were old enough to have a real relationship that goes beyond the fanfic you write in your mind about the posters of Joe on your wall, then you might know what I mean. They’re a normal couple. No matter who Joe dates, you’ll say she’s using him. And you’ll be wrong. She is an independent, educated woman who doesn’t need Joe to be successful. There’s nothing he can do for her. Her inCase line is only available in Switzerland anyway, so how exactly will dating Joe help? You’re reaching to justify your jealousy. Give up. He will never date you.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t see what’s so amazingly beautiful about her. I mean, she’s basic. She looks like any other “model” out here. Nothing unique about her.

  • Anonymous

    Blanda just gets loaded up. Lots of nice warm spunk all up inside her until shes is ready to squeeze it out. Probably back onto Joe.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is still why people come and read here not her if the focus totally shifts on her then it’s not only Joe that is being used here….poor guy, and I’m gonna start totally skipping articles about her….fans love Joe growing up with the Jonas music and nothin else.

  • Anonymous

    Joe has blown so many loads in her that she is pretty much just his cum bucket now. Ready to catch it all, open wide.

  • Anonymous

    gross

  • Anonymous

    Jan 23, 2013 @ 07:13 pm
    Anonymous said:
    Joe has blown so many loads in her that she is pretty much just his cum bucket now. Ready to catch it all, open wide.

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    Ha! She’s probably so desperate for fame that she sold his seed online. Squeezed it all out of her and put it in a jar. Squeezed every.last.drop.

  • Anonymous

    She pretty much just lays in bed all day with her pelvis tilted upwards so that none of it drips or leaks out without her wanting it to …at least until she is ready to collect it all in a jar.

  • xAskTaylorx

    Oh lord! Here comes the pics! At least Camilla Belle had a pj look on and wasn’t half naked! Just saying….

  • Anonymous

    OMG, I’m not even joking she looks like a guy in that main pic.

  • Anonymous

    who is blanda??? c’mon, she isn’t famous, stop giving her attention!

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP YOU ARE SO PATHETIC. YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES ATTENTION TO IRRELEVANT DRUGGIES… BYE OCEANUP YOU LOSER

    GUYS GO TO KEVIN POST: http://www.oceanup.com/2013/january/23/kevin-jonas-perfect-jb-leave-mexico-city#comments

  • Anonymous

    This is what Joe has chosen? What a downgrade.

  • Anonymous

    She is sick! I am sorry but she has Bitch written all over her. And what a slut!

  • Anonymous

    She’s on here because she is dating Joe.It’s not new? she’s famous now…

  • Anonymous

    ^RIGHT! lol

  • Anonymous

    She is sick! I am sorry but she has Bitch written all over her. And what a slut!

    What is WRONG with you people! Seriously! Many of those are modeling photos, not a reflection of her personally. She’s a beautiful and very intelligent woman who happens to have her own very successful career. The only one dragging er onto this website are the fans and OceanUp. Why can’t you just let Joe live his life. He’s not 15 anymore, he’s a grown man for F*ck’s sake. Grow up!

  • Anonymous

    The bullying and namecalling on this site makes me sick. Anyone who posts that should be ashamed. Who are you to judge someone you don’t know? You can’t take a modeling photo and make assumptions about someone’s life.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it why people keep kissing her ass. and so blind to see she’s using him for fame. If she’s not using him why did she release this Incase thing. Specially telling everyone that she doesn’t know joe is famous. God if they meet through common friends like Kyle who is Joe’s best friend will not tell you who he is and what he do for a living.

    They actually met through a friend of the Jonas family, not Kyle. I don’t know what that has to do with anything. Any girl he dates is somehow “using him” or he’s “using her”. You’re all immature.

    He’s 23 years old and dating someone he is obviously very in love with. Why can’t you just be happy for him?

  • Anonymous

    It’s the same “stalker” girl who comes on here every night in EVERY Joe post and trashes Joe and Blanda. Why are you so consumed with who he dates and why is it any of your business?

    He is a singer/actor. That’s his profession. No one has the right to tell another person who they can date. Basically what you are doing is cyberbullying this girl and Joe. Why? If you don’t like him then don’t listen to his music. But why come on a site to post lies and spread horrible rumors.

    What is said above is disgusting and OceanUp needs to start taking some responsibility for this hate. They are perpetuating it.

  • Anonymous

    I think that Blanda is beautiful but I don’t feel she is the one for Joe. Maybe I’m wrong. I know I don’t have the right to talk about their relationship but it’s my opinion.

    Exactly, you don’t have the right. You don’t know her and truthfully you don’t know him. None of us do. Let him live his own life.

  • Anonymous

    Stop kissing her ass

    Being respectful is not kissing ass. You don’t know her. I don’t know her, so I have no reason to spread hate about her. Why would you do that to another person who has done nothing at all to harm you personally? It is so hurtful and mean.

  • Anonymous

    who is blanda??? c’mon, she isn’t famous, stop giving her attention!

    Blanda isn’t requesting the attention, stop taking your insecurities out on an innocent person. OceanUp is only posting her pictures because they know that people like you will come on here and spread hate. I hate what this site has become. It’s nothing but a place for people with no conscience to come and bully others.

  • Anonymous

    It’s not her fault, but she reminds me of guy in drag. She just has that look like a lot of male transvestites have.

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  • Anonymous

    Joe has blown so many loads in her that she is pretty much just his cum bucket now. Ready to catch it all, open wide.

    Jealous, huh?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t have a problem with Blanda but I don’t understand why she is on here.

  • Anonymous

    Nick looks Chinese
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/28992ca5040a3a29e2887ca2064dc5b6/tumblr_mh41a

    A squinting person does not look chinese…

  • Anonymous

    Attentionwhore slut satanist

  • Anonymous

    she’s irrilevant

  • Anonymous

    who cares, she is irrilevant

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup fuck you a satanist slut famewhore

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup you and she are both pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    she looks pure evil in her eyes

  • Anonymous

    WHY is this nobody even being given a post and publcity??

  • Anonymous

    WOW! #hatersgonnahate

  • Jb fan

    I have some questions.Before she dated Joe…
    was she talked about? was she promoting her stuff as much as she is now? did any of you know her before? what things did she do before dating Joe? except two shirts for OBEY charity and being a model hmmmm and this was while she was in NYC… (and Zurich)

    Something is fishy about her,and i’m not even a hater.Joe can date or do whatever he wants idc

    I just hope all this hate over Joe and Nick (more Joe) isn’t going to tarnish him and his brother’s reputation.If this relationship is that serious,then good for Joe.Maybe he wants to help her.I guess he’s old enough to know what he’s doing.I just hope this all dies down.Like i said the way she has been acting,just makes me suspicious,but maybe i’m wrong.But her dating Joe has definitely made her popular and well known and talked about.

  • Anonymous

    She looks more like an older sister to him (they somewhat look alike sometimes) I’m tempted to say they have an incestuous relationship….hehe..joe is beautiful though, as with her I don’t hate her but I’m not also gonna go crazy over her…..

  • Anonymous

    I might not like her,but this “satanic whore” and illuminati crap is being blown WAY out proportion. There is no evidence of her being any of that stuff? why can’t you realize that you’re just making asses of yourself. IlluminatiAMS is a music group.Satanism is a cult! and i have seen no proof of her being apart of it.You are just using that as an excuse not to like her,and hate on her,when infact it’a a big lie made up by a few people

    Same with her friends,there’s no proof of any of that nonsense.That’s just a tumblr,with people who are laughing and hanging out,that’s all! Plus Joe is not BFFs with them.So even if they do smoke weed,that doesn’t mean Joe will.Joe doesn’t hang out with all of them,all the time,just with Blanda and a few friends.So try acting a bit mature.

    I don’t even like her because i also don’t like how she is behaving as far as Joe goes,but the satanism etc is ridiculous!

  • Anonymous

    All this hate is ridiculous!

    Hating on Blanda is the same as hating on Joe. Soon, Joe won’t want anything to do with any of the fans. We’ll all be lumped under the one banner of HATERS.

    And don’t call me a Blanda stan cause I’m not. I don’t stan any relationships. I never have and never will. I may at times not like who they’re dating but I’m not going to waste my time hating on them. There’s no point to it. It’s not my life.

    My concern is how all this hate is affecting Joe. Something I don’t think some of you have considered or you just don’t care.

  • Anonymous

    Some of you are a bit insane and no I don’t mean the ones disliking her!

  • Anonymous

    Some of those pictures are extremely unflattering & do her absolutely no favors particularly the header pic.

  • Anonymous

    Blanda has a rash on her back from being thrust back on forth on from Joe. He gives it to her hard and she takes it…then hoards his jizz and watches it drip out of her hot oven into jars to sell. She has been seen selling it online.

  • Anonymous

    Seriously she’s been selling it? What site? I want in on this.

  • Anonymous

    Hello people!! Obviously this woman is bad news bear for our Joe! Ever since she came on the scene nothing but serious hate for the boys or mostly Joe.

    Even when Joe had his bloody eye it was all pink it was because she kept doing weird sexual things where she spreads fecal material on his face and makes him rim her out. Its so healthy but then it got in his eye and gave an infection. Poor Joe.

  • Anonymous

    You probably have to have LOTS and lots of money to buy any of her things… i’m not a hater,but sorry i actually don’t like her stuff though,but that’s just my opinion.It’s a bit dull.It’s just small drawings everywhere.I’m still not 110% sure what she actually sells or does for her designs. Besides the Incase iPhone cover.

    So she sells her designs to OBEY and other places,then they sell it? i’m confused.I know she designs,but for herself? or for the OBEY company? or what? lol

    Maybe Joe is using her.Since OBEY is such a big co. he gets things for free,and can say he dates a designer for it :/

  • Anonymous

    Maybe they are using each other.They deserve each other.It’s a f*cked up relationship

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    You probably have to have LOTS and lots of money to buy any of her things
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    From what I’ve seen it’s far from anything special, actually I find her designs repetitive and frankly rather childlike at times, it’s hardly what could be decribed as ‘cutting edge’ – let’s just say I don’t think it’s going to set the world on fire.

  • Anonymous

    Where are they now? Exactly!

  • Anonymous

    From what I’ve seen it’s far from anything special, actually I find her designs repetitive and frankly rather childlike at times, it’s hardly what could be decribed as ‘cutting edge’ – let’s just say I don’t think it’s going to set the world on fire.

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    Well some stuff with her designs have been brought by Rihanna etc.I think they brought it from OBEY,but she designed it,and she’s all like look people are buying my design LOL (from her facebook account)

  • BrokenArrow

    She draws?

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:

    From what I’ve seen it’s far from anything special, actually I find her designs repetitive and frankly rather childlike at times, it’s hardly what could be decribed as ‘cutting edge’ – let’s just say I don’t think it’s going to set the world on fire.

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    Well some stuff with her designs have been brought by Rihanna etc.I think they brought it from OBEY,but she designed it,and she’s all like look people are buying my design LOL (from her facebook account)
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    Well, if Rihanna went and bought some of her stuff then so shall I, I mean, obviously she must be the shit ….. I’m not even kidding here, I went shopping recently and saw T’shirts in two stores that were almost replicas of her white star within a circle illuminati type design except they were black for the eqivalent of $7 & $10. Basic, commercial stuff – sorry Joe.

  • Anonymous

    No one is answering me!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Anonymous said:
    No one is answering me!!!!
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    Maybe because none knows where they are yet?