If you want some big revelation, since 2010 I have dated exactly two people. The fact that there are slide shows of a dozen guys that I either hugged on a red carpet or met for lunch or wrote a song with.. it’s just kind of ridiculous.
..For a female to write about her feelings, and then be portrayed as some clingy, insane, desperate girlfriend in need of making you marry her and have kids with her, I think that’s taking something that potentially should be celebrated, a woman writing about her feelings in a confessional way, that’s taking it and turning it and twisting it into something that is frankly a little sexist.
..People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like, that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you I will apparently buy up the real estate market just to freak you out so you leave me.
One of these things I say to myself to calm myself down when I feel like it’s all too much.. If there’s a pregnancy rumor, people will find out it’s not true when you wind up not being pregnant, like nine months from now, and if there’s a house rumor, they’ll find out it’s not true when you are actively not ever spotted at that house.’
And the worst kinds of sexists? Women who attack women. Amy Poehler and Tina Fey mocked her at this year’s Golden Globes. ‘You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people. Because she said to me.. ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.”
Amy Poehler responded: ‘Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff. ‘