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  • Anonymous

    Taylor wrote holy ground lyrics on her arms again. #jaylorlives

  • Anonymous

    DON’T FORGET THAT THIS MAN/WOMAN IS A NASTY TRANSSEXUAL-SATAN WORSHIPER-DRUG DEALER. EVERYONE DON’T FORGET WHO SHE REALLY IS…

    Lucky Guy Is About To Become Unlucky Guy

    [Blind Gossip] This post will bring the Lucky Guy series to an even half dozen sets of clues. That’s about twice as many as we should have given you!

    Here is a summary of all the Lucky Guy posts. It’s your last chance to make your best guess!

    A Little Surprise

    He thought he was so lucky. Big career, lots of money, big name, lots of pretty girls (famous and not) practically throwing themselves at him. Well, Lucky Guy’s luck is about to run out! Why? Because his latest girlfriend has a little surprise for him. It is something that will tie him to her forever. It is not something that he wanted or expected. And chances are he will find it more shocking than charming. So will you.

    Lucky Guy Was There

    Some of you wanted to know if Lucky Guy knows about the upcoming surprise. While he was certainly present the night that the surprise originated, he has no idea that it is coming. You will know about it before he does. And it is safe to say that things will never be the same once the surprise is revealed.

    An Unlucky Mistake

    Some of you will wonder if this was an accident. You know, just an unlucky, innocent mistake. “Hell, no!” She has been planning this whole thing for months! Pretty, sweet, and trustworthy on the outside. Ugly, nasty, and double-dealing on the inside. She looks like an angel, but she is the devil incarnate. Lucky Guy totally got played. By the way, she will never, ever acknowledge that she had any part in this. It will all be a lie, of course, but he just might just fall for it.

    Why She Planned This Surprise

    Why is she doing this? Simple: She wants to be more famous. Very famous. Not the kind of fame she has now, with most of the attention on him, and her serving as an attractive sidepiece in paparazzi photos. She wants the kind of fame that she has seen others achieve, not by talent and hard work, but by “accident”. She also wants money. While she is definitely not poor, she knows his history with women all too well. There is no guarantee that they will be a couple forever. She has watched countless others up their careers by dating or marrying a bigger star, creating some kind of controversy, and then stepping out on their own. Yes, she has some measure of fame by being all wrapped up in a relationship with him right now, but there is no guarantee that will last. Frankly, she doesn’t even like him anymore and doesn’t care if it lasts. She has watched, she has learned, and she is ready to step out of his shadow. Consequences – to his life and profession and reputation and wallet – be damned.

    SOLVED!

    WARNING: The following material is sexually graphic and is NSFW!

    Lucky Guy/Unlucky Guy: Joe Jonas

    Girlfriend: Blanda Eggenschwiler

    The Surprise: Nude Photos and A Kinky Sex Tape

  • Anonymous

    NON ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES

  • Anonymous

    [BlindGossip.com] A sex tape starring Joe Jonas of The Jonas Brothers will be released on April 3, 2013.

    The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle.

    Just five short years ago, Joe Jonas, as a member of the popular Jonas Brothers, won an American Music Award and a Kid’s Choice Award, was nominated for a Grammy, sold eight million albums, and packed stadiums with thousands of young, screaming fans. The Jonas Brothers were all clean-cut, All-American boys who wore purity rings, promised their Evangelical Christian parents that they would never have sex before marriage, and eschewed drugs, alcohol and tobacco.

    Since then, Joe Jonas has strayed far from the fold, and now engages in a lifestyle filled with drugs, alcohol, and kinky sex.
    Joe has been the subject of a series of blind items on BlindGossip.com, and has now been revealed by Blind Gossip as the subject of those blinds. (Reference: summary post titled Lucky Guy is About to Become Unlucky Guy),

    The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America.

  • Anonymous

    The people who were in the room while the tape was being made were Joe, Blanda, and the photographer/videographer. The p/v is a friend of the couple, and was asked to shoot the video because they both trusted him. In addition to the video, he also took some very explicit nude photos of the couple.

    At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.

    They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies.

    The couple is very vocal and there is a lot of overly dramatic screaming and moaning. The sex is explicit, and there are multiple close-up shots of Joe’s face, penis and testicles, as well as Blanda’s face, breasts, and vagina. In between sex acts, they consume shots of alcohol. The video looks as if it was shot over the course of several hours, and some scenes were shot multiple times, so we do not know which takes will appear in the final cut. Both Joe and Blanda start out sober but appear to be inebriated by the end of it.

    BlindGossip.com has received multiple tips over the past year from people close to Joe Jonas. They report that he is very depressed about his career and that his dr*g and alc*hol use has spiraled out of control. They are most concerned about his frequent use of hard dr*gs and his close association with people who use c*caine and her*in. They say that he has lost almost 20 lbs over the past couple of months and attribute it to his drug use. They also report that his substance ab*se has increased significantly in both quantity and frequency since he began dating Eggenschwiler in 2012.

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas family has been acutely aware of Joe’s drinking and drug habits for over a year. They have encouraged him to seek treatment, but he has thus far refused, adamantly insisting that he does not have a problem. Since he is an adult, they cannot force him to go to rehab.

    Our sources tell us that Blanda planned the sex tape as a way to bolster her own fame and to make money. She encouraged Joe to participate, recruited the professional photographer/videographer, provided the sex toys, and directed all of the action.

    Eggenschwiler has been working in conjunction with a celebrity sex tape distributor to facilitate the release of the video. She will receive a 35% cut of the video’s revenues. Since we broke the story before the official April 3rd release date, we believe that the distributor will now accelerate his time frame and will start contacting media outlets in the next 24 hours in an attempt to sell the tape and photos.

    Eggenschwiler has told friends that Jonas was merely a stepping stone for her, that she has no interest in staying with him once the tape is out, and that she hopes that the sex tape will launch her career “like Kim Kardashian.” Eggenschwiler will deny her involvement in the distribution of the tape, and will express embarrassment about its release in the hopes of avoiding a backlash from Jonas supporters.

    While Jonas actively participated in the creation of the tape, we do not know if he is aware that Eggenschwiler has given the tape to a distributor and that she has a significant financial stake in its sale.

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  • Anonymous

    SHE IS A NULLITY

  • Anonymous

    The Jonas family has been acutely aware of Joe’s drinking and drug habits for over a year. They have encouraged him to seek treatment, but he has thus far refused, adamantly insisting that he does not have a problem. Since he is an adult, they cannot force him to go to rehab.

    Our sources tell us that Blanda planned the sex tape as a way to bolster her own fame and to make money. She encouraged Joe to participate, recruited the professional photographer/videographer, provided the sex toys, and directed all of the action.

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU AND SATAN WHORSHIPER FAMEWHORE

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP HOW MUCH IS SHE PAYING YOU FOR POSTING ABOUT HER? YOU ARE PATHETIC. FUCK YOU AND HERE

  • Anonymous

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT SATAN WHOERSHIPER FAMEWHORE, NO ONE CARES ABOUT SATAN WHORSHIPER FAMEWHORE, NO ONE CARES ABOUT SATAN WHORSHIPER FAMEWHORE

  • Anonymous

    Waiting for the trolls to say she got this article because of Joe so I can laugh at how wrong you are, as usual. In fact, Joe got the article in Flaunt magazine because of Blanda.

  • Anonymous

    WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES

  • Anonymous

    WHAT A PATHETIC FAMEWHORE

  • Anonymous

    DIRTY SLUT

  • Anonymous

    no one cares about this shit

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup fuck you and satan whorshiper dirty slut FAMEWHORE

  • Anonymous

    GORGEOUS????? HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU OCEANUP

  • Anonymous

    how much is her paying you for posting this shit?

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP STOP KISSING HER DEVIL ASS, BASTARD

  • Anonymous

    so did joe get her this interview too lol

  • Anonymous

    this site is a shame

  • Anonymous

    oceanup no one cares about this shit

  • Anonymous

    DONE WITH THIS SHIT

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP stop kissing her devil ass. Ho much is she paying you for posting about her? Pathetic

  • Anonymous

    FUCK YOU OCEANUP NO ONE CARES

  • Anonymous

    Lol

  • Anonymous

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT SATAN WHORSHIPER FAMEWHORE. SHE IS NOBODY A NULLITY

  • Anonymous

    Eggenschwiler has been working in conjunction with a celebrity sex tape distributor to facilitate the release of the video. She will receive a 35% cut of the video’s revenues. Since we broke the story before the official April 3rd release date, we believe that the distributor will now accelerate his time frame and will start contacting media outlets in the next 24 hours in an attempt to sell the tape and photos.

  • Anonymous

    Omg This Scared Shit Out Of Me She Looks Like It’s Halloween She Is Pne Ugly Bitcj Joe Really Stop With Her Other Head Use Your Top One U Can Do Better Than This Famw Whore Ashley Nevet Had To Be All Over Like GThis Chick They Should Have Stamped User On Her head

  • Anonymous

    Yuck. there are thousands of people who have more real talent and beauty than her. Please!

  • Anonymous

    DIRTY SLUT , PIECE OF SHIT, FAMEWHORE SATAN WHORSHIPER

  • Anonymous

    She looks gorgeous but I think she is even prettier without makeup.

  • Anonymous

    she’s fucking gorgeous. no wonder joe wants her. i’d want her too if i was a boy

  • Anonymous

    Blanda Eggenschwiler is just evil Satanic crap

    Joe truly needs help. he needs to drop his horrible girlfriend who is his drug dealer and go to rehab. he’s ruining his life..

  • Anonymous

    jonatic4eva, i agree with you but Joe is so naive and so easy to manipulate.

    Joe gave that interview to a irrelevant magazine, who nobody knows and the publisher is one of the new friends of Joe, the satan worshiper called Randy Lee Maitland, more known as SATAN 4 EVER. Do you remember this pic?

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9OBz9UCAAEb6lz.jpg of course, Randy is one of the druggies friends of Blanda.

    That Randy is a consumer of cocaine and so disgusting because this guy (when his IG was public) had pictures of nasty satanic rituals, animal sacrifices and naked children, apparently he’s a pedophile too. That is the friend of Blanda, an opportunist who is using Joe just like Blanda does and all her other friends. Everything is about money and free publicity

  • Anonymous

    Do you remember this… Young Star Is In Danger!!

    This young star is in danger. There is a huge gap between what is publicly being reported about him, and what is really going on in his private life.

    Public: He is a clean-cut guy.

    Private: He parties every day, and consumes copious amounts of alcohol, c*caine, and h*roin.

    Public: He dates beautiful, famous, “nice” girls. He is currently single, and is looking for a nice, clean-cut girl to settle down with.

    Private: His last girlfriend was his drug dealer, and his current girlfriend is a hard-partying, older woman who is using him to promote her business.

    SOLVED! This was about Joe and his nasty girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler

    Blanda and her friends are who give to Joe those hard drugs. At least before it was just weed.

    Blanda Eggenschwiler is who get Joe into

  • Anonymous

    please blanda grab a gun and kill yourself bitch

  • Anonymous

    she dosent deserve to live she a satan

  • Anonymous

    Joe and Blanda are arriving at JFK tonight.

  • Anonymous

    she keeps using joe and using his fans. xo

  • Anonymous

    she is slut whore satanlover prostitude

  • Anonymous

    Wow

  • Anonymous

    the eyes of her you can fell she is possess by the demon wow

  • Anonymous

    the excorsist haha

  • crazylady

    Anon I don’t care if you don’t like Blanda. it is not cute to say a person should kill themselves.

  • Anonymous

    jonatic4eva said:

    Waiting for the trolls to say she got this article because of Joe so I can laugh at how wrong you are, as usual. In fact, Joe got the article in Flaunt magazine because of Blanda.
    ____________
    STFU….. then, now Joe is on a magazine because of Blanda???? ARE YOU FUCKKING KIDDING??? FYI Joe has been in A LOT of magazines without “Blanda’s help”! Stop being ridiculous…Maybe she hasn’t this article because of Joe but…THAT ARTICLE IS GONNA BE READ BECAUSE OF JOE…THAT ARTICLE IS IN THIS PAGE BECAUSE OF JOE….BLANDA IS FAMOUS BECAUSE OF JOE.
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    THISSSS
    i dont know why people cant understand blanda hasnt made nothing to be famous. oh wait. she dates joe jonas thats the only reason

  • Anonymous

    i hope she is not using joe.

  • Anonymous

    Wow the anons who keeps on calling the girl Satan and the one who wants blanda to kill herself are two of the most deranged and mentally disturbed fans I ever seen. And if both are one and the same… God have mercy! :D lol

  • Anonymous

    no none cares about satan whorshiper famewhore, stop kissing her ass

  • Anonymous

    So does anyone really think this nobody would be getting this sort of publicity without her dating Joe. Yes he may seem happy but I think we all realise that Joe is easily lead and perhaps believes too much in another persons good intentions. Don’t think he is a bad person just naïve and trusting but unfortunately like any of us “in love” will not listen to friends and family who try to help and advice him.

  • Anonymous

    No offense, but the person who did the makeup job for this photo made her look like a man in drag. They should be fired. Just awful.

  • Anonymous

    dumbass people, this is a fake relationship. PR STUNT. NOT LOVE

  • crazylady

    Wow the anons who keeps on calling the girl Satan and the one who wants blanda to kill herself are two of the most deranged and mentally disturbed fans I ever seen. And if both are one and the same… God have mercy! lol

    I can no longer be surprised by anything the Jonas fans do. one of the most psycho fanbases out there (and this is coming from a nutcase obv)

  • Anonymous

    Well this fanbase is not as crazy as the fans from those AI kids. Those were at the top of my list of the most annoying, obsessed and batshit fans ever. But those anons calling for suicide and keeps on uttering words like Satan are a close second. Lol! :D

  • crazylady

    Well this fanbase is not as crazy as the fans from those AI kids. Those were at the top of my list of the most annoying, obsessed and batshit fans ever.

    don’t watch AI so wouldn’t know about batshit but I can’t say they’re annoying since I don’t pay attention. I only get annoyed by fellow fanbases so…

  • Anonymous

    Satan worshipper? LMAO LOOL Idk what’s goin on or know much but haha XD

  • Jonas fan

    This Janda relationship is so annoying. Blanda’s friend interviews Joe to get publicity for his magazine,and Blanda dating Joe,is giving her more attention and publicity more than she had before.I’d LOVE to know what does Joe get out of all this? he right now,has no other work,besides JBs.If he doesn’t pull himself together,and stop being used and naive,i worry about his career in the future. At least Nick and Kevin have other side projects.If Joe is going to do another solo album,he better start treating his fans a lot better! he has too much hate lately,and even those haters are passionate fans! and whether he likes it or not,they are also fans he should keep.He just needs to have a backbone,and get tough,and just deal with them,or ignore them! i know it’s hard,but like I said they are fans,and will buy his album or support him.But his actions regarding Blanda needs to stop! date her,that’s fine,he deserves to be happy,but also respect the fans and their feelings too.If that’s not too hard for him :/

  • Anonymous

    Eggenschwiler has been working in conjunction with a celebrity sex tape distributor to facilitate the release of the video. She will receive a 35% cut of the video’s revenues.

  • jonatic4eva

    Waiting for the trolls to say she got this article because of Joe so I can laugh at how wrong you are, as usual. In fact, Joe got the article in Flaunt magazine because of Blanda.
    ____________
    STFU….. then, now Joe is on a magazine because of Blanda???? ARE YOU FUCKKING KIDDING??? FYI Joe has been in A LOT of magazines without “Blanda’s help”! Stop being ridiculous…Maybe she hasn’t this article because of Joe but…THAT ARTICLE IS GONNA BE READ BECAUSE OF JOE…THAT ARTICLE IS IN THIS PAGE BECAUSE OF JOE….BLANDA IS FAMOUS BECAUSE OF JOE.

  • Anonymous

    Eggenschwiler has told friends that Jonas was merely a stepping stone for her, that she has no interest in staying with him once the tape is out, and that she hopes that the sex tape will launch her career “like Kim Kardashian.” Eggenschwiler will deny her involvement in the distribution of the tape, and will express embarrassment about its release in the hopes of avoiding a backlash from Jonas supporters.

  • Anonymous

    Joe doesn’t wants her, bitch. He doesn’t love her. This is a fake relationship. PR STUNT

  • Anonymous

    You people are crazy. Where’s triplethreat? Lets get her, them in here to weird this up. Bobby’s been requesting her for an interview forever.

  • Anonymous

    Jaylor

  • Anonymous

    probely you are sooooooooo ugly who are jelous on blanda haha

  • Anonymous

    firts look in to the mirror then talk about blanda

  • Anonymous

    Don’t have anything against her personally, I mean she’s pretty and all, but I wish she’d get recognized for her own work, instead of because of a famous boyfriend.. Even if its on oceanup.

    Being in science I had to break my back on my own to get to where I am. Most of us do. We have to work super hard for it.

  • Anonymous

    megastar BLANDA_SUS

  • Anonymous

    NO ONE CARES NON ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES NO ONE CARES

  • Anonymous

    Are you fuckers kidding me? Your promoting her WHY???

  • Anonymous

    WHAT A BIG FAMEWHORE