Happy Birthday Blanda Eggenschwiler!

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Does anyone know how old Blandie is? Blanda is ~about 28.

Joe sent her beautiful flowers! So sweet! <3

  • Anonymous

    The full synopsis for Nick Jonas’ new movie, Careful What You Wish For, has been released. Nick is set to star as Doug Martin in the edgy thriller.
    The movie “centers on self-conscious virgin Asheville high school student Doug Martin who gets more than he bargained for when he starts a torrid affair with Lana Harper-the gorgeous young, lonely wife of weathly Charlotte investment banker Elliott Harper, who recently rents the upscale house next door to his parents vacation cabin on Lake Lure.
    After Elliott is found

    Read more at AnythingDiz: http://anythingdiz.livejournal.com/7708120.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+livejournal%2Frpkp+%28AnythingDiz%29#ixzz2PR3QSSN2

    Oh my gosh nick and delta lifetime movie

  • Anonymous

    I don’t like Blanda at all, but I put Joe’s happiness first.

  • Anonymous

    no blanda is 29 years old

  • Anonymous

    Apr 3, 2013 @ 02:04 pm
    Anonymous said:
    no blanda is 29 years old

    ————

    She’s actually 16

  • Anonymous

    If she wuz a famewhore she wood post the new singe??? It wood make her more famous:o

  • Anonymous

    Blanda is going to be skinned alive and her raw corpse flung along the road for the cars to hit. I hope she’s still alive when the cars hit her and her blood spills all over the road. Then we will set her dirty rotten corpse on fire…while she is still conscious enough to feel the pain.
    ________________

    And you call her the devil worshiper? Sounds like you sold YOUR soul to the devil.

  • OCEANUP

    she looks 31

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP, URGENT!!! READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT JOE AND THIS FAMEWHORE WOMAN

    HSK Exclusive – It’s official! Joe Jonas and his fame whore girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler have signed off on their soon-to-be released S&M sex tape. We’re told the deal was done with Hollywood porn broker Kevin Blatt, with Jonas signing up in order to curb rumors of him being gay.

    This news comes as what seems to be strategic placement. Know why? Because not only are The Jonas Brothers releasing a new song on Tuesday, we’re told the singer’s father insists Kevin get married to cover-up his homosexuality. It’s something which Kevin Jonas Jr. knows all about. That’s because he married a beard of his own — Danielle — with E! lending their hand in the facade through the pair’s reality show.

    Let’s rewind back to the sex tape, which insiders say features Joey and Blanda smoking pot and drinking booze — all while Blanda reportedly has Joe on heroin. Don’t believe me.. Ask his undercover gay brother, Kevin.

    Here’s the drop:

    “Joe Jonas sex tape will most likely come out on April 3rd — because his girlfriend Blanda convinced him to release it.

    Blanda got Joe using heroin and he listens to everything she says. He’s her bitch boy, and his father Kevin Jonas Sr is freaking out ’cause he tried to stop the release of the tape.”

    http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/joe-jonas-sm-sexcapade-deal-struck/

    ——
    and now read this new BI:

    The No Tape Car
    [Blind Gossip] Guess which celebrity’s “friend” is driving around Los Angeles today in a brand new $500k car?

    A week ago, the “friend” claimed that a celebrity family was lying about the existence of a certain ape… because he had seen it.

    Just a few short hours later, he changed his tune and proclaimed that there is not – and never was – a tape.

    Huh. That’s odd. What made him do that? And is it simply an extraordinary coincidence that just a few, short days after this uproar, the “friend” drove out of a Mercedes showroom in a new car with a price sticker of a cool half million dollars?

    We wonder what kinds of cars the other players in this saga will be driving in a few weeks.
    http://blindgossip.com/?p=52121

    and this new BI

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=51894

  • Anonymous

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER! joe is pathetic. This is a time to promote the single,and he is now taking the attention away,and now puts it on his relationship AGAIN! They are such attention whores,it’s not even funny anymore!!!!!!!! joe can now F*CK OFF to Zurich,please? oh my god. Maybe when Nick is doing the movie,he can go away to another country. I’m PRAYING so much!!

  • Anonymous

    Joe needs to shut the fuck up!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it oceanup. Who is she?

  • Anonymous

    OCEANUP FUCK YOU AND SATAN WHORSHIPER FAMEWHORE

  • Anonymous

    REALLY OCEANUP?? TODAY IS THE SATAN’S BIRTHDAY? FUCK YOU AND HER

  • Anonymous

    SATAN’S BIRTHDAY

  • Anonymous

    no one cares

  • Anonymous

    who cares

  • Crystal

    i didn’t have a problem with her till yesterday.

    She tags along on a what, 2-3 month tour, the boys wear her shirts and her and Joe are always posting pics to get her name out but yet she can’t find the time to tweet her support of the boys new single?? Way to really look like a famewhore.

  • Anonymous

    oceanup stop kissing her devil ass, piece of shit you and her

  • Anonymous

    HELLO BLANDA FUCK YOU SATAN WHHORSHIPER. WHAT A BIG FAMEWHORE ATTENTIONWHORE

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup no one care

  • Anonymous

    SHIT

  • Anonymous

    she is a piece of shit

  • Anonymous

    Oceanup fuck you and her

  • Anonymous

    Blah blah blkah Fuck you and this famewhore satan whorshiper

  • Anonymous

    Shut up oceanup

  • Anonymous

    THIS SATAN WORSHIPER IS A FUCKING LESBIAN AND DRUG DEALER

  • Anonymous

    I wonder how they can be so in love? or rely on course love.?
    A few weeks before he was seen with Blanda. joe was with natasha holding hands and with his family even met the family of Natasha.
    as Joe Blanda trusts. when he says he loves her?
    as Joe trusts her. when she and her friends make fun of him and his dad
    when she dies for the attention of fans and paparazzii
    much love from one day to the other?
    does not seem to love, are not in love
    joe are infatuated with her and sex
    and Blanda what she never had.
    free travel, a luxury apartment where neither pay the bills, meals at fine restaurants and famous
    Blanda who was before? successfully was nobody traveling in economy class and bus, lived with friends, party places were the most normal and classless.
    that is so proud by tightening something that is not.
    The monkey though dressed in silk is still a monkey.
    really believe that she is going to miss the opportunity that gives Joe just by opening her legs for it.The money. travel, luxury life given now.
    it will be everything that this relationship will last until you can get the most out
    I thinking, that makes her a slut
    and Joe in a bank.

  • Anonymous

    SHIT, The sex tape will get leak… tomorrow

    I HATE FUCKING BLANDA. AND JOE IS SO STUPID!!!

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=52172

  • Anonymous

    Hey people!!! The sex tape is coming out tomorrow because The satan worshiper convinced Joe to release it.

  • Anonymous

    It is so weird that for the past couple of months her and jor were attached to the hip going everywhere together but ON HER BIRTHDAY she’s celebrating with her friends while he’s at football game with his friends,I actually like them, they don’t seem fake , wish them the best

  • Anonymous

    Question: Do you think Nick likes Blanda? I have been debating on this, but I don’t think they are fond of each other. Blanda follows the WHOLE Jonas family, most of the band & their wives/gf’s & she follows Nick’s friend, but goes not follow Nick. Today is Blanda’s bday & Maya’s, Nick tweeted Maya, but not Blanda, plus they are never seen socializing & Nick is rarely seen with Joe now (given that he is probably in the studio)& on tour. I am just curious about what I have been thinking about.

  • Anonymous

    Joe wasn’t with her for valentines and he is in LA having bro time with his friends on her birthday, while she’s in New York. Wonder if he’ll fly to NYC this week. Don’t want him to tho, they need to promote the single before Joe goes Mia with her.

  • Anonymous

    haha those comments make me laugh joe jonas well never gonna be interstin in a underage girl joe is interting a woman about his age or older

  • Anonymous

    @DeniseJonas: Kissing @PapaJonas good night through the phone My lips hit the END button & I hung up on him!

    Why

  • Anonymous

    Question: Do you think Nick likes Blanda? I have been debating on this, but I don’t think they are fond of each other. Blanda follows the WHOLE Jonas family, most of the band & their wives/gf’s & she follows Nick’s friend, but goes not follow Nick. Today is Blanda’s bday & Maya’s, Nick tweeted Maya, but not Blanda, plus they are never seen socializing & Nick is rarely seen with Joe now (given that he is probably in the studio)& on tour. I am just curious about what I have been thinking about.
    —————-

    Maybe nick is like me, I don’t like socializing with my sisters boyfriend, but I don’t hate him or anything, I’m just antisocial like Nicky…

  • Anonymous

    Nick is a douchebag

  • Anonymous

    nick may be a nice guy

  • Anonymous

    Nick is NOT a douchebag. According to most people he is very sweet, polite & quiet!!

  • Anonymous

    i wonder how mrs. jonas feels about blanda

  • Anonymous

    Strange though WHY would you post personal comments or tweets where everyone can see them instead of just keeping it private between themselves?

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think they are referring to breasts. They are talking about cheerleaders pom poms

  • Anonymous

    So dumb. It’s back to the Blanda show. Obvi their single couldnt even hit number one so its back to obsessing over Joe’s relationship. He needs to get rid of this Pom Pom.

  • Anonymous

    Blandie? LOL
    She’s probably 28 or so

  • Anonymous

    Wow Flowers R Not That Beautiful And Shows He Don’t Love Her That Much He Usually Has,Romantic Club Night Out With His Girl Well He Is Probably Mad And Done,With This,Druggie For Screwing His Life Up Maybe Joe Sees What She Is But She Is Ugly Whore Joe U Can Do Better Oh Wait U Have Worse One U Datted Yet Fame Whore Druggie User She Is pathetic

  • Anonymous

    Blandie my queen.

  • Anonymous

    FUCK YOU BLANDA

  • Anonymous

    Joey said the sex take would come as a bonus on the album on E! news. Says he has nice tips for us. Ha funny guy

  • Anonymous

    tape*

  • Anonymous

    dirty slut famewhore satan whorshiper

  • Anonymous

    this fake relationship shit will end soon….

  • SoHipster_

    She’s 27
    But looks waaay younger

  • Anonymous

    She turned 28 and may I say that she looks gorgeous in that pic ? so little makeup and her hair is up …

  • Anonymous

    Apr 3, 2013 @ 01:36 pm
    Anonymous said:
    She turned 28 and may I say that she looks gorgeous in that pic ? so little makeup and her hair is up …
    ———-

    She turned 15

  • Anonymous

    Blanda is going to be skinned alive and her raw corpse flung along the road for the cars to hit. I hope she’s still alive when the cars hit her and her blood spills all over the road. Then we will set her dirty rotten corpse on fire…while she is still conscious enough to feel the pain.

  • OCEANUP

    she is angelic

  • Anonymous

    Really oceanup? angelic? she is a demon

  • Anonymous

    So we are giving birthday shout outs to anyone these days. She is a nobody!!

  • Anonymous

    do you think blanda is gona care about you guys saying about her? please she dosent care about you guys saying about her and joe too he dosent care they are not goin to cry because thay are not ridiculous like all of you saying about them and they are not upset about these words

  • Anonymous

    blanda is 29 years old haha 16? haha please joe cant date a girl underage you know because joe can be in jail for dating a 16 yeras old well that never going to happen besides joe likes womans not little girls

  • Anonymous

    if the sex tape is true, i wonder how joe’s parents feel about the realtionship and about blanda.