Blanda Eggenschwiler Poppin’ Bottles

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  • Anonymous

    Why would someone like that date Joe Jonas? He’s such a dork. She’s either using him for something (bad idea since barely anyone cares about him) or has really bad taste.

  • Anonymous

    NO ONE CARES

  • Anonymous

    They both look too happy to be broken up. Both of them have big smiles on their faces in their pics lately.

  • Anonymous

    She’s gorgeous but she’s not really a celebrity for oceanup to post about

    and the person above, so she can’t like joe for his personality ? they both love arts , it’s not about what you see
    Joe has a serious mature side and maybe she loves his “dorky” side ? why do people have to interfere with other’s love lives, leave them alone they’ve going out since last october it’s really low to try and stirr shit between them when they clearly love each other

  • SoHipster_

    Lol at the breaking up rumors just cos they arent posting pics together, partying once not together & actually eat sweet stuff!!!
    My fucking god how old are you. At normal relationships you actually still have a life on your own but i guess some didnt knew that

  • Anonymous

    If they did break up, then it’ll be Nick’s turn to date. They seem to take turns.

  • Anonymous

    he completely SHADED her on instagram.

  • Anonymous

    How did he shade her on IG?

  • Anonymous

    Lol no he did not pull a justin bieber with the dog and water
    it was only a dog in the water being happy , it was supposed to be a funny picture
    not drinking like the picture justin posted implying that selena is a thirsty bitch

  • Anonymous

    Um that bottle shes holding is water, he posted a picture that said OMG! I don’t think you understand! I LOVE WATER! that’s completely shading her

  • Anonymous

    He totally did, you “Janda” stans should get over it, it’s OVER.

  • Anonymous

    put it in your ass LOL

  • Anonymous

    May 11, 2013 @ 11:27 am
    Anonymous said:
    Why would someone like that date Joe Jonas? He’s such a dork. She’s either using him for something (bad idea since barely anyone cares about him) or has really bad taste.
    —-

    Maybe because he’s hot….

  • Anonymous

    Lol @ her trying to make Joe jealous last night

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe they broke up. Watch we’ll see them together tomorrow all happy.

  • Anonymous

    I think Winston has moved on to another life. Joe has been posting the same picture since last year…

  • Anonymous

    I don’t believe they broke up. Watch we’ll see them together tomorrow all happy.
    —–

    Maybe but Joes being shady.

  • Anonymous

    I hope they’re not over tho, the fanbase going crazy over them is entertaining

  • Anonymous

    Joe is in the background of the picture of her holding the bottle lol they haven’t broken up

  • Anonymous

    How is this whole water thing being shady?

  • Anonymous

    How is this whole water thing being shady?

  • Anonymous

    May 11, 2013 @ 03:03 pm
    Anonymous said:
    How is this whole water thing being shady?

    —-

    Not that, him being with other girls two days ago.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t think they brokeup.. If you look closely at the photo of joe with those 2 girls, you’ll see part of blanda in front of him, her face is just cut off. also, in the background of this photo, you can clearly see that that’s joe behind her with his back turned.

  • Anonymous

    DONT CARE just get annoyed to see this nobody attention seeker get a post. WHY

  • Anonymous

    Blanda is in NYC. Joe is in LA. Maybe she’s with a Joe look alike?

  • Anonymous

    Or Joe has a twin somewhere.

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  • swifty

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKCDCO9CAAASHPr.jpg:large

    OCEANUP its a new pic of demi i think shes at wango tango

  • Anonymous

    hehehe joe is wearing blanda’s design tonight.

  • Anonymous

    Guess Joe will be the only one besides Frankie with Mrs. Jonas for Mother’s Day. Thought they would all head for Texas or something, but Nick was just seen having dinner with some people in NC. Did anyone ever think Joe is in LA for Mother’s day? Now that’s a good son.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is so nice. Even after Demi shaded him in that song he’s still mature enough to take the high road and be polite to her. Shows how much he’s matured since Taylor and him.

  • Anonymous

    Joe is so nice. Even after Demi dissed him in that song he’s still mature enough to take the high road and be polite to her. Shows how much he’s matured since Taylor

  • Anonymous

    Joe is so nice. Even after Demi dissed him in that song he’s still mature enough to ignore it and be polite to her. Shows how much he’s matured since Taylor.

  • Anonymous

    Even after Demi dissed him in that song he’s still mature enough to ignore it and be nice to her. Shows how much he’s matured since Taylor.

  • Anonymous

    Spammmm

  • Anonymous

    Joe just said nice things about Demi even after her not so nice song about him. Taking the high road as always. He does not want a repeat of Taylor and him. He ended becoming good friends with Taylor in the end anyways

  • Anonymous

    she looks like a man

    Unlike Joe.

  • Anonymous

    Kevin and Nick suck ass. They should have been there with Joe. Promoting their damn single. I swear I want to hit these bitches next time I see them.

  • Anonymous
  • Anonymous

    And that sexual blog Gigi made about Nick. This is what I think about it.
    -insert nick judging you gif-

  • Anonymous

    May 11, 2013 @ 11:23 pm
    Anonymous said:
    she looks like a man

    Unlike Joe.

    Blanda doesn’t look like a man. That’s too funny to say. Hahaha

    Ps. is it true Janda broke up, they moved in together like a month ago in NYC? Doesn’t make sense that they would be broken up. They’ve been apart for weeks before & then reunited? It looks like Joe was just in LA working & nick mentioned that after filming the movie he was going back to NYC. Don’t think any Jonas will be living in LA anymore, only there for work.

  • Anonymous

    Then again, I will just say me & my friends saw Joe doing the walk of shame early in the morning with Natashia. They lived together for a brief time until Joe broke up with her. Let me just say it was the highlight of any celeb sighting ever.

  • Anonymous

    hehehe joe is wearing blanda’s design tonight.

    —–
    LOL it was a Top Shop brand. try again.

  • Anonymous

    LOL it was a Top Shop brand. try again.

  • Anonymous

    Popping what bottles? It’s perrier… sparkling water…

  • Anonymous

    Popping what bottles? It’s perrier… sparkling water…

  • Anonymous

    not sure…but probably refering to the song “like a G6″
    there are lyrics
    Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
    When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
    Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
    Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
    Like a G6, Like a G6
    Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6
    …… maybe ….

    Oceanup no offence but i thought you put post of celebrities….Blanda is a celebrities maybe/ maybe not girlfriend…..shes not famous, you are psychologically trying to make us connect blanda with Joe…..they are separate people, please promote Joe and his work, cuase that’s what we’re interested in.

  • Anonymous

    Maybe shading in that she is promoting that bottle of water,and joe is being sarcastic,like “oh like you don’t understand I love water” in other words saying “oh look she’s promoting a bottle of water”!!
    I think it’s not a coincidence that she posted a pic of the water,and he posted a pic about water.

    As for Mikey,I don’t know if he’s shading her,but he wrote i hate snakes,when she posted a pic of her drawings of snakes!?! but he posted an actual snake,so he could of just seen it,and showed us a pic of it,that’s all

    but i HOPE they broke up!! I hate her.She was USING HIM!!

  • Anonymous

    OR joe was saying he also loves water lol but it’s hard to tell.We’ll just have to wait and see,hmm

  • Anonymous

    Isn’t this an OLD picture.I swear I’ve seen this pic before!? huh??

  • Anonymous

    They broke up, they never moved in with each other, and Blanda is just a fucking dumbass.

  • Anonymous

    Oh and Joe isn’t even working LOL. He could be in NYC nothing is stopping him. Same with Blanda nothings stopping her to be in California. Stop trying to make Janda happen, it’s just like fetch it can’t work

  • Anonymous

    DUMBASS PEOPLE, JOE IS IN LA.

  • Anonymous

    I doubt Mikey was shading her. He was probably hiking in LA and saw a snake. That doesn’t have anything to do with Blanda.

  • Anonymous

    Yup it does. She posted drawings of snakes Thursday. shade all over. sad that you can’t see that when other fans can.

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  • Anonymous

    She’s a NOBODY. IT’S ALL OVER. Poor chick is stressed because she got dumped.

  • Anonymous

    And that sexual blog Gigi made about Nick. This is what I think about it.
    -insert nick judging you gif-

    __________

    Where was this?

  • Anonymous

    Hun they did move in with eachother. Where do you think Joe stays when he’s in NYC?

  • Anonymous

    Um he’s been living in a hotel in NY.

  • Anonymous

    They were looking for apartments a few months ago & finally moved in. Nick also bought an apartment in ny.

  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – May 12, 2013 @ 08:51 am
    Anonymous said:
    Um he’s been living in a hotel in NY.

    He was spotted walking out of Blanda’s apartment when the boys where doing promo in ny right before nick went to North Carolina. Nick stayed in a hotel.

  • Anonymous

    Also Joe replied Mikey that he was going to be in LA ‘soon’ when he was with Blanda last week. The trip was planned beforehand because Joe was scheduled to appear in Wango Tango & work on that documentary with JT.

  • Anonymous

    yeah ok, he didn’t have to spend the whole week though. He could’ve left after filming and came back. Blanda could’ve also went with him. Get over it, it’s completely OVER.

  • Anonymous

    WTF, OU. You haven’t updated in like 2 days. Fail.

  • Anonymous

    we need an update OU!

  • Anonymous

    blanda is beautiful

  • Anonymous

    UGLY BITCH JOE DOESNT LIKE YOU, THEY ARE OVE OCEANUP WHT DO YOU LIKE A NOBODY?

  • Anonymous

    Well now that Joe and Blanda are over, Nick and Isabel have decided to go public. They were on a date last night at a concert.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/0076b85d8d601d20f54ea91e8333a5b3/tumblr_mmp66zmxLS1rekjfco1_500.jpg

  • Anonymous

    LMAO joe liked Blanda’s pic of her mother and Blanda as a baby,then unliked it!? I wonder why,he never does that! I hope it’s over.She just uses him too much.Not even John freaking Lloyd liked her pic! and he always does hmm fishyyy

  • Anonymous

    The just look like two co workers hanging out.They don’t even look that cosy,like it’s a date though…. nice try! she has a boyfriend.Stop trying to start drama for Nick!!

  • Anonymous

    They are not over geez! have you ever thought they are trying to trick you or maybe they got into a fight.I bet we’ll see them together soon,watch

  • Anonymous

    And here she is… AGAIN
    Ocean Up cut the crap nobody cares about her

  • Anonymous

    who the fuck cares about her…… stop posting about her. ugh shes not even pretty

  • Anonymous

    She is still dating Joe.Where are you getting that they broke up? she seems happy and smiley to me…

  • Anonymous

    Hun it’s over. None of them are working. His friends like her why isn’t she in LA with him? Why isn’t he back in NYC yet or anytime soon? No reservation yet. Didn’t like each others pictures on instagram yesterday or the day before. He went out to nightclubs two times this week and could’ve brought her but nooo. Did you see her caption? She’s stressed and eating ice cream. Girls usually do that when they get dumped. Who cares if she’s smiling? Ever hear of fake smiling?

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  • Anonymous

    Blandus fanz 4 lyfe.

  • Anonymous

    she looks like a man

  • Anonymous

    she looks like a man

  • Anonymous

    she looks like a man

  • Anonymous

    Ever heard of sarcasm? I bet that’s what she was writing.Plus you are looking too much into it,that’s not proof to say they broke up? have you ever been in a serious 8 month relationship? none of those things say anything about them breaking up.Not liking each others pics on IG is a sign they broke up? and what they can’t be apart to do their own things? and what’s wrong with him going to a night club and being with Mikey and friends!? seriously I don’t get it?

  • Anonymous

    That’s not joe? his hair is shorter.Then why didn’t he like that pic,if he was in it?

  • Anonymous

    Also that isn’t Blanda,she has longer hair,and it’s a bright brown/blonde hair color.Anyways why does it matter,if they are together or not ?!? movingggg along.It should be about joe! not her.Why is she getting her own post?

  • Anonymous

    that picture of her holding the water is an old picture !!! I swear it is ..that does look like Joe behind her ..but it looks old like it was posted a few months ago, like back in January or Feb… who knows about the relationship but one things shady ..They sure seem too happy apart from one another withing the last week or so…

  • Anonymous

    ..Yeah popping water bottles. Wow.

  • Anonymous

    Um Mikey is shading her too now with the snakes so you guys are fucking idiots and that water picture of Blanda is from last night please get your facts straight morans

  • Anonymous

    Joe

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  • Anonymous

    Those girls are actually 16. They are lying about there age and they used a fake I’d to drink

  • Anonymous

    What makes you so damn sure they are shading her!? OMG do you know them? you believe what you want to believe.Wait until we see them together again,and you’re going to look stupid.That pic joe posted.How is that shading her? She posted a pic of a bottle if water,so what? in the picture he uploaded,it says “i love water?? how is that shading? Sorry I don’t have an IG,so I don’t know the picture

  • Anonymous

    LOL now Mikey is too!? come on! stop reading into every damn thing!