Amanda Bynes, ‘I’m Suing The NYPD’


@matthewnewcomen: @AmandaBynes You made the ny post! Bashing riri? I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I’m followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them!

Rihanna and I met and I’m sure we’ll be in a music video together one day! That’s one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else’s body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I’m on drugs?

I refuse to be treated like someone I’m not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don’t need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I’m sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn’t do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I’m so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn’t commit.

I’m suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I’m a model citizen who doesn’t partake in drugs. He’s going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.

The New York Police Department has denied Amanda Bynes’ claim that an officer had groped her: ‘Internal Affairs investigators have found no evidence to corroborate Ms. Bynes’ allegations. To the contrary, a credible civilian witness who was with the officers throughout told investigators that none touched Ms. Bynes inappropriately or otherwise engaged in misconduct at any time.’

Amanda is also going to record a rap album!

For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest. I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above. I’m so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don’t need to talk about this anymore. My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I’m also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!

My lawyer is getting my case dropped! There was no proof of sexual harassment or drugs. Instead of me asking for the cop to be arrested for sexual harassment, I want my case dropped as well. His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That’s worse than any time in jail. But I am suing him for money compensation. I love having more money in my bank!

‘@TMZ: Amanda Bynes Apartment 0 It Looks Like A Shattered Bong? [Photo]′ apparently glass=bong right?’ Tmz is being sued as we speak. That’s fake! They and NYPD is trying to frame me for a crime I didn’t commit. There was no drug paraphanilia in or around my apartment on the day I was arrested. Someone went to my apartment and photographed glass outside. This is the smutiest site of all. I’ve already forgotten about it! I’m drug free and love talking about it!

  • Anonymous

    I love Courtney Love but wtf does this have to do with her? As if she hasn’t had a meltdown before.

  • Anonymous

    I feel bad for amanda. What if she’s telling the truth?? There’s no evidence supporting all the claims against her. Only people saying this and that. And in particular cops always have ‘credible witnesses’ aka people who they pay off/bribe or victimise/blackmail into co-operating. But in general. What if amanda isn’t crazy and not on drugs etc. What if she’s just a girl that just doesn’t say the ‘right’ things or fame has messed her up a bit. And just because her behaviour doesn’t meet social standards, we deem her as insane. Plenty of others act weird, we don’t call them mad. What if all this media pressure and people calling her insane and trying to jail her etc is what is making her insane or seem insane?? I sure would go mad if that happened. Wow, if this is true. That’s scary.

  • Anonymous


  • yesaella

    i have actaully considered that. cause at first all it was was the DUI’s, as if celebs dont get that everyday. then it was the tweets, but ive seen ridiculous tweets before. then the weird behavior, which really shouldnt strike at all cause my friends and i are a crazy bunch. and i talk to my self all the time. its come to a point where i dont even care if im in public. i full out have a convo lol. i guess in actuality amandas behavior is nothing strange. if we saw some random person do it, well be a little weirded out at most but we’d let it go. but amanda is a celeb, and so therefor must receive different treatment. but maybe its just her not giving in to the expected celeb way of life?
    im just waiting to see what it is in the end.
    drugs, illness, hoax, or straight up normal behavior…




  • Anonymous

    (replying to this) – May 28, 2013 @ 11:20 am
    Anonymous said:
    why not?


  • PenelopeTaynt


  • Amandaisthequeen! LMAO
  • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    hoe hoe hoe riana

  • SlimShady

    Team getsomefuckingtherapyforgodssake!

  • Still Anonymous

    This makes sense… Drake Bell also seems a little bit crazy as well. I thought we’d have to watch out for the Disney kids… but when it comes to TV shows… it’s looking like the Nickelodeon kids are actually the ones we need to be concerned about.

  • Anonymous

    Drake Bell ain’t cray! Girlll

  • Anonymous

    I still don’t get why she bashed Rihanna?

  • Anonymous

    why not?

  • Anonymous

    i don’t know why most people are so shocked. she can insult someone if she wants it’s not against the law and for good reason

    its also not illegal to be ridiculous in public

  • Sparks

    They together now dear lord

  • Anonymous

    If she’s claiming she’s “not on drugs” then she REALLY DOES NEED HELP! I would be less concerned if I knew drugs were making her act this way. Its so sad

  • Anonymous

    i don’t think she’s acting badly

  • Anonymous

    OH AMANDA!!!!

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