Harry Styles Cupcake Sex Encounter

A thread on celebrity groupies & sexual encounters was going viral on Reddit. One story that brought the One Direction fandom into a stir, was the one about the sexual deviant Harry Styles reportedly picking up a girl (Reddit User: scaredoffangirls) in New York at a CUPCAKE SHOP.

“I’ve made a throwaway because One Direction fans terrify me. I’m from NY and was back in chelsea on break from college up north. I visited my favorite cupcake shop and ran into Harry Styles. (You don’t get to be a 20 year old american girl without recognizing the band members of one direction.) I tipped him off that the red velvet cupcakes were the best of the lot and made an exit. This shop is on a pretty quiet street (one of the old cobbled ones: the few the proud), so I turned around when I heard “excuse me.” There was Harry, recommended cupcake in hand. He walked to the end of the block with me and there was a car waiting for him. I thought seriously about just going home, but i was pretty sure this was the kind of adventure that doesn’t happen twice, so I got in when he offered. We drove around for awhile behind tinted windows talking casually, and eventually ended up at his hotel. He got out with a security guy that had been sitting in the front seat and told the driver to take me a couple blocks away, giving me directions to find his handler in the hotel. It was honestly surreal and I thought he was being a little bit ridiculous until I saw the literal mob of teenage girls at the front door. I worked my way through the crowd (nobody stopped me because I wasn’t with Harry.) Surprisingly, his slightly vague directions panned out and I ended up in his suite. We had great conversations, good sex, and excellent champagne, at which point he needed to leave for some facet of his job, so I headed out of the hotel outside past the mob of fans. It was a really bizarre experience, and ultimately I feel bad for him after witnessing all the smoke and mirrors that went into a casual afternoon. He seemed like a good guy, and I hope he’s doing well, but I have no desire for a repeat. I’m a really private person and am unwilling to take the risk of my name or picture leaking.

EDIT: oh my god the number of penis specific questions. He had a slightly larger than average (in my experience, which honestly isn’t vast) dick. It wasn’t covered in glitter and it didn’t smell like sunflowers, just a pretty normal penis that he put to pretty good use.” Do YOU think the Harry Styles sexual encounter story is true?!

  • threelittlebirds

    was this girl expecting his dick to be covered in glitter and smelled like flowers? or is that just a fantasy?

    • Julia

      I think (if it is true or even if it isn’t) it was ment as though so many people seem to “sleep” with harry that he’s dick must be special and over exaggerating that it isn’t special just a good old normal look penis. lol

  • annonymous

    this is just bullshit, somones fantasy

  • Alii

    I didn’t read all of it but how are we supposed to believe the story? Do they provide evidence? If not, useless bullshit.

    • in jesus name i pray amen

      bc the reddit community is supposed to be somewhat credible & ‘mature’ and ‘above’ typical fandom. or at least thats what they want the world to think.

  • lolumadhuh

    not surprising.

  • shawn


  • Jewel

    This is supposed the be an American girl but does not sound American at all….

  • Anna

    Its so funny to see some random girl make up a story for attention. This is so fake that its laughable.

  • clair

    doesn’t sound like an american wrote this…more specifically, we don’t say ‘lot’ (i.e. ‘best of the lot’) like they do in the uk.

  • Rosemary

    Wtf is this shit

  • Molly1958

    Oh dear, some fan girl’s fantasy. Poor Harry.

  • Duckyhoward15

    Yes for sure , next she is pregnant .

  • Duckyhoward15

    He needs to make his PR team his image oh wait they want it to be like that

  • Andie