Snooki ‘I Would Buy Miley A Vibrator’

miley-cyrus-vibratorSnooki revealed to Celebuzz about Miley Cyrus: ‘I would buy her a best friends bracelet because I feel like we would be best friends. Even though she’s crazy and a party girl. She’s me basically three years ago. That’s why I love her. I know exactly what she’s going through. The girl just wants to have fun and she’s having fun.

I feel like I would get her a lot of Christmas presents that involve vibrators, some sex toys, and go to a stripper store and buy really hot stripper outfits. Because she loves being naked, and I love seeing her naked because she’s hot. I think she’s really hot.

I would buy her some tight pleather pants and a spiky bra Madonna style,” she said. “She could walk around like that. Maybe sit on Santa’s lap, give Santa a boner. She could twerk on Santa. Whatever she likes to do, she can do because she’s Miley Cyrus.’

Miley’s ex Liam is reportedly trying to get back with her right now!

  • OCEANUP

    miley wants to be pleasured by un-circumsized justin

  • http://instagram.com/foreverjordan thesestrangelittlethings

    Snooki’s words of wisdom speak to me on another level.

  • RegReach

    I dont understand this pic though oceanup…

  • Stephanie

    i’m sure she has no need for a sex toy. She has loads of guys and girls willing to have sex with her already lol

  • Alii

    Good to see motherhood matured her.

  • kik

    What a perv this Snooki guy. Give Santa a boner? Ew.

    • threelittlebirds

      snooki’s a girl.

  • cerenagee

    The sad thing is, snook and miley totally would be best friends. How sad. What does that say about miley? Ha.

    • Anne SChmidt

      only a Demi stan would say that lol.

      • cerenagee

        Of course. Just because my icons demi means I’m a demi Stan. Sure let’s go with that you ignorant fuck hahaha

  • dlovCyr

    Is the picture real?

  • :)

    Fucking hilarious!!!!! You people need to relax.

  • swjkdd

    “She could twerk on Santa”. LMAO