VICE‘s Top 50 Worst Albums Of 2013: MILEY CYRUS Bangerz RCA Come on. You really want VICE’s honest review of a Miley Cyrus album? Let’s cut to the chase: another review of Bangerz as phoned-in genero-pop.
Defensive, sanctimonious contestation that review is more focused on Miley’s private cum public life than an “actually pretty OK pop album.’ Rebuttal that just because someone can shamelessly throw enough money around to fart out a few undeniable hits doesn’t mean they deserve accolades.
Abrupt, defensive outro citing the entire review as folly in and of itself. Smug self-satisfaction. There. Was that as good for you as it was for me? My tongue is turned sideways, wedged firmly in the crevice of a confused tween. Does that help?
They claimed that Lorde was #1 worst album, which is obviously incorrect. Miley’s album had two good songs and the rest were pretty horrible. Do YOU think Miley deserved to be in Top 50 Worst Albums Of 2013?