Justin Bieber ‘I Don’t Know If I’m Retiring’

justin-bieber-canadian-douche (12)MTV asked Justin Bieber to elaborate on the ‘joke’ he told about retiring: ‘I don’t know if that’s a joke. I don’t know. I don’t know.’ Sounds like he needs rehab as soon as possible! Bieber said that during retirement he would: ‘wanna get to know my family more and figure out myself as a man.

I’ve been away so much, I’ve missed a lot of great years with my brother and sister.’ Law enforcement sources told TMZ that Bieber emerged from his black van for a radio concert interview with a puff of smoke.

The smoke would give cops probable cause to search the vehicle, everyone inside would be detained and ordered to produce weed cards, or else. The driver would also be scrutinized for possible DUI. Bieber is now back in Toronto, Canada.

  • gknw

    His Proactiv is not working anymore what is strange because he never had skin problems.

    • anonymous


      • soft ghetto

        those must be some weak steroids.

  • Kisman Hater

    Ewww Krystle Kisman

  • Bonnie

    I think his ‘Im retiring’ thing was a scheme to get attention and get people to beg him to stay and then it backfired on him and most people were saying how they were happy about it so now he actually realizes how much he is dislikes so hes seriously considering it now which I hope he does because he needs to straighten himself out

  • boystan

    please do

  • Marcus Farias

    aimee kisman is a mess

  • Total Bitch

    Marcus Farias goes to Cardinal Leger Secondary School

  • BangBang

    Scooter Braun must be going crazy.

  • soft ghetto

    ew @ his peach fuzz

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