Blanda Dances For Cam, Nick Stands

joe-blanda-vegas (1)joe-blanda-vegas (04)Blanda Eggenschwiler showed off her moves for camera at Hakkasan Nightclub in Las Vegas on Jan. 18. Joe Jonas attempted to dance while Nick Jonas did not. Danilla Mason: @chasefoster tracking @nickjonas’ vocal on the yanking heart strings song we just wrote. + Nick posted an Instagram about how much he misses Olivia.

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  • gggghh

    joe is such a wilmer wannabe…

  • lol oceanup

    I don’t think that’s blanda lol she didn’t go with them

    • fghjk

      well she is blanda you hater

      • Anon

        She’s not Blanda. She didn’t go with them so shut up.

  • in jesus name i pray amen

    @OCEANUP that is not blanda lmfao… but nice try?

  • Anonysaurous

    His shirt is a dog. I’m so proud of myself for realizing it was more than stylish smudges.

    • in jesus name i pray amen

      that shirt is givenchy… it’s over $700 lol.
      http://www.mrporter.com/product/361208

      • boystan

        HE GOT MONEY

      • no way

        1- I didn’t realize it was a dog’s face until Anonysaurous pointed it out

        2- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 700 BUCKS FOR THAT SHIT WHAT IS IT MADE OF THAT DOG BETTER BARK AND WIGGLE ITS TAIL IF IT’S WORTH 700 da fuck

      • Anonysaurous

        That is some pricey dog face. Oh my. I feel like its the wolf howling at the moon cheeseball shirts but now classy for some reason? Does that even make sense? I can’t decide whether or not I like it.

  • eh

    blanda turns 30 in april *BARFS*

    joe please :/ his prettier more feminine face than hers can do mile better

    • anon

      i ship joe with so many other girls.

      • The Real QueenBee

        And your “ships” can sail elsewhere. Joe will date who he wants without the input of dumb little kids.

    • The Real QueenBee

      Nope. 29. Somehow everyone adds a year.

      • roxanneXD

        The Real QueenBee is GentileJewel sure!!

        the queen of ass blanda kisser

    • Q

      hahaha what femenine face whats else got on your fucking mind sorry but that dset5 exist if he was femewnine face he will be ugly please dont made a shiy like that

      • mirrorhoe

        sigh.Put him in a drag, wax his eyebrows and facial hair and you’ll never tell that he’s a guy (if he doesn’t talk).Or do it in photoshop,Even in drag standards, shoulders width should match hips width and he’s got no shoulders whatsoever and his body is so feminine.He looks like a tranny

        • Anon

          His body is feminine? lol I don’t know any girl that looks like him shirtless

          • ty

            relax that person got mental disoder thats all

        • Q

          what ?wow what a mental disored you have please dont made up shit because it dosent exist the way you talk haha his body is femenine ?haha oh wow he is so mascular well i dont know what kind of brian you have probely you got shit on your mind he is everithing male you talking like a 5 year old child or you are in drugs or something

        • KK

          wow you need some serious help dude you need to go mental hospital to figure out why you got in your brain people who talk shit like this they are sick or bunch of losers you talk like this to bother the fans thats all but guess whatis not working you dont know what else to made up about him but please shut up

          • burnin’ up for nick

            I dont get why jonas brothers fans fight over the stupidest things and call eachother mental…were suposed to be sisters that stick together when ever they need us. It dosnt matter who theyre dating and it dosnt matter whos th hottest between nick and joe you guys seem to always be fighting over wich stan is most valubale…i feel like a dumb directioner thanks alot!

    • soft ghetto

      lol at the fact you think 30 is old and gross you must be 12

    • Anon

      Those eyes ♥♥♥

  • boystan

    i wonder who tops

    • 5684

      I know we all joke about joick but I wonder what it’s like to find fanfictions online about fucking your sibling
      I mean, they have never ever talked about it
      I wonder if their parents have ever come across a joick fanfic.What do you do ? ignore it ? lol
      or even worse, FRANKIE finding those

      *cringes* *throws up*
      but they do look coupley ;)

      • burnin’ up for nick

        Fucking joick fanfictions is what i read day and night lol it turns me on!!

  • boystan

    probably nick

    • in jesus name i pray amen

      agreed nick #JOICKlives

    • joick

      of course nick tops I mean shoulders and arms for centurie damn son
      joe’s always been a pussy lol

      • boystan

        TRU

      • Anonysaurous

        I’m scared to understand what ya’ll are saying. But my instincts think it is gross or mean? *considers whether or not I want to know*

        • hohoho insect

          we’re talking about nick fucking joe
          where were you in the past 6 years ? Some people were convinced they were in a relationship

          • Anonysaurous

            woaaaaaa I guess I was somewhere else … and wish I had been just now lol

          • 14

            they aren’t fucking for real though just overly touchy and huggy around each other but still we don’t know what they do in their private lives lol

          • Anonysaurous

            lol I didn’t think it was real. I just thought it was shocking to suggest. Yikes

          • burnin’ up for nick

            Well theyre obviously drunk after that party, your saying theyre not gonna fuck at home…

  • anon

    That’s not Blender. She had a dinner date with her girlfriend on the same night.

  • anon
    • pizz

      NICK BE DRAGGIN THAT TONGUE ALL OVER THAT NIP TO NAVEL WHEN OLIVIA AND BLANDA AREN’T LOOKING YO

    • in jesus name i pray amen

      freshly waxed bb boo

  • Anonysaurous

    I also wanted to point out the intensity of that guy all the way to the left on the blue dress blonde girl picture.

    • uj

      btw that’s the jonas brothers uncle. Uncle josh
      their mom’s only brother . Look how much he looks like kevin

  • The Real QueenBee

    That’s not Blanda you morons. She was not in Vegas. She spent time with her friends and Joe’s mother while he was gone.

  • anon

    when you ready come and get it na na na na na
    http://i1.minus.com/ibgLF2yp2L00xW.jpg

  • roxanneXD

    not is Blanda haha

    Blanda is more ugly.

    this girl is more young

    • KK

      no blanda is pretty open your eyes

  • ty

    wow that girl she looks like blanda hahaha

  • liza

    OH PLEASE OCEAN UP!!! It was not about Olivia! That instagram quote was not for her believe me!

    • anon

      Yeah it totally had Niley written all over it.

  • liza

    Ocean up get your act straight! you are so wrong bout so many things lol

  • liza

    Besides nobody gives a SHIT bout THE FAMEWHORE OLIVIA!!!!

  • liza

    She can go to HELL!!!

  • f

    This blonde girl is much better than ugly blender. At least this girl doesn’t look like a man

    • ty

      haha look like a man ? wow what else got in your mind tell me more jokes please

  • burnin’ up for nick

    When joe, nick, blanda and olivia went to that beach, wow joe looks sooooo much more hot shirtless!

  • burnin’ up for nick

    You can tell its not her because blanda got a new haircut, she has bangs, a front fringe