Blanda Eggenschwiler Dress Seduction

blanda-super-thin-seduction (1)Rising star Blanda Eggenschwiler slender in a seductive Instagram photo.

+ her boyfriend Joe Jonas @ Cirque Du Soleil in LA. Via alyssa_021.

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  • Anon

    Ocean up, you have really outdone yourself. 1.She doesn’t look seductive, she looks stupid. 2.Rising star in what? Is she gonna be the next Kim Kardashian? Only a “star” for sleeping with someone famous and somehow making a few D list famous friends?! You guys and Blanda are jokes.

    • anon

      same goes for olivia though. sleeping with an ex jonas brother and the fact that donalt trump thinks she’s pretty don’t make a career. i don’t get how anyone can say they’re a “fan” of her or blanda….. they don’t do anything but look pretty and live off their boyfriends’ money

      • Anon

        Some miss universes have made good careers and some have charming personalities so I understand why you could be a fan of Olivia’s, although I haven’t followed her career (I have followed the career of other miss universes). But Blanda idk she isn’t really a public figure?

        • anonnon

          i don’t really think much of beauty peagents… to me they’re pretty girls that are too short to be models so they become peagents. i personally think you shouldn’t be called miss world or anything based on your looks. a woman that did great things for the society should get that title. so i have zero respect for olivia… she just wants to be famous, she doesn’t care how she get’s there, as long as she does.

          • Anon

            Tbh I believe they’re both opportunists but Blanda just makes it blatantly obvious, people just don’t want to see it for some reason. In all honesty I would love for both of them to get lost.

          • Anon

            Just an example Monica Spear, she was Miss Venezuela years ago and she studied acting in college. She got a degree and got into miss venezuela as a way of getting in the business because she had no connections. She made a good career in acting in her country and in Latin America, she also had an organization for people with asperger’s disease. Overall she was a nice person and she gained fans through her work and inspired people. Just because you’re a pageant girl doesn’t mean you can’t be inspiring to other people or that your looks is all there is to you. :)

          • anon

            i don’t doubt there are some really great girls who do peagents for a good reason. but just because you’re a peagent girl doesn’t mean you have to be all that inspiring and maybe there’s not much to you but your looks. i get that vibe from olivia… i think she just wants to be famous and it’s not because she has a passion like acting or singing. she just wants the fame and the money and her thirsty family and friends do too.

  • cerenagee

    If she hasn’t done the duck lips this would have been great.

    • :p


      • cerenagee


        • :p

          understandable ;)
          when you’re tryna comment as much as you seem to do, makes sense a few errors would get thrown in there.

          GOTTA KEEP THAT #1 COMMENTER SPOT!! ;-) ;-)
          lol :D

          • cerenagee

            get over yourself.

  • Mhmm ;)

    she looks gorgggggggggggg :*

    no wonder joe likes sticking his little peepee in her ;)

    i just hope wilmer doesn’t get too upset about it :O

  • jessicasolma

    i threw her a bone and she wouldnt catch it.. bad naughty doggy.

    • cerenagee


  • roxanneXD

    lol look the arms! the shoulders, the face! she is a man!!!

    blanda ass kissers reply me in 3.2.1 hahaha , I do not care bye bitches

    • Ffghjbh

      What she is man? Don’t made a shit again because is not true not woman look like a man because it dosent exist and don’t tell me that nick looks like a girl because he is ugly ? Please

  • anon

    No one cares about Blanda or to see her. She is NOT a celebrity, and therefore is NOT relevant. She is only known for being Joe Jonas’s “girlfriend” and trying to be friends with ex’s. She has no job and constantly calls the paps. She searches her own name on twitter and blocks people; even people who have said nothing bad about her. She’s a creepy old lady who has manly features.

    • threelittlebirds

      you sure know a lot about someone you don’t care about..

      • anon

        It’s called observation.

        • threelittlebirds

          but why would you care so much about someone you don’t like

          • anonanan

            No one said I did.

          • threelittlebirds

            You said no one cares about her, and then proceeded to say all this negative stuff about her. You don’t like her just ignore her, she isn’t doing anything to you.

          • anon

            It’s hard to ignore her when she strives to be center of attention.

    • CVB

      haha old lady ?manly feutures?what else are you got in your mind? because the way you comment is soooo infant

      • LOL

        “so infant” ?????
        LMAO ok claudia ;)

        just write in your native language. it’d be a lot easier than reading all your mistakes :)

  • Michelleg3323

    I don’t know what Blanda is doing, but people are reading this stuff posted about her. So she must be doing something right.

  • shanghai

    Not seductive, not a celebrity, not an up and coming anything so stop sucking up to her.

  • boystan

    she looks weird

  • Clauber

    She is so thin like that Rec gurl

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