taylor-swfit-gay-boyfriendsVia Queerty, Taylor Swift is reportedly the most popular ‘beard’ in Hollywood. For as long as gay men have been making names for themselves in showbiz, there have been fiercely famous beards by their side.

A perfect accessory for any self-loathing gay celebrity, the ‘beard’ by definition is ‘any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.’

Perhaps the most famous modern gay beard is country star Taylor Swift, a beard so highly revered and profitable she’s been considered by some to be Hollywood’s first Power Beard. But even though she’s dated nearly every male celebrity with a face, not one of Swift’s previous boyfriends has ever come out of the closet.

She’s had so many relationships, it’s plausible to believe at least one of them was purely for show, right? So which one is it? Roundup of Taylor’s ‘boyfriends’ under. Do YOU think that any of them are gay?

Swift dated JoBro heartthrob Joe Jonas back in 2008, before he was hot. He revealed last year that they never actually had sex, probably because Taylor refused to whip and penetrate him.

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner most likely just exchanged makeup tips and boy gossip during their three-month relationship in late 2009. The brief stint ended after she broke up with him, inspiring one of her only ‘apology songs.’

John Mayer is probably, most definitely, not gay. The singer briefly dated Swift in 2009/2010 before he settled down with Katy Perry, who definitely doesn’t play the beard game.

Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly prefers ‘tits and ass,’ but we’re still secretly hoping his brief 2010 relationship with Swift was a sham. She may not want him anymore, but we certainly do!

Swift took a dip in the Kennedy family gene pool for three months in 2012, when she dated 18-year-old Conner Kennedy. They broke up after three months because they ‘lived too far apart.’

If One Direction frontman Harry Styles were gay, he’d probably just be openly gay. His one month relationship with Swift last year was likely just for kicks.

And there’s no need to imagine this iron-clad ally as one-half of a same-sex relationship, there are plenty of racy photos that’ll paint a pretty awesome picture for you.

Swift continues to deny allegations that she briefly dated Zac Efron last year. But the world would stop turning if we ceased speculation about Zac’s sexuality, so…

And finally, most importantly, Swift’s most recent sighting with rumored (but definitely ‘not’) gay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. They’re not officially dating, and they’re definitely not fooling around, but was their recent night out simply Bearding in action? [Rodgers is supposedly dating Jessica Szhor].

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  • HolyGround

    Yes, lets get to know her as “the most popular beard in Hollywood” instead of an incredibly successful woman who has managed to not give in to the pressures of fame and can still sell millions of records she wrote without taking her clothes off for attention.

    Side note: Lol don’t all those guys have girlfriends anyways?

    • GentileJewel

      You do know this is shit!

      • threelittlebirds

        Did she say any of it was true? Learn to read.

        • GentileJewel

          I am sorry you must have not gotten what I said! Not that it is any of your damned business!

          • threelittlebirds

            anything you post on a public website is everyone’s business.

    • NotAFan

      Wow, you Swifties are crazy.

      • HolyGround

        Thanks, I take pride ;) Nothing wrong with an opinion.

  • lizzy mcguire

    omg. everything makes sense now! :O

    • GentileJewel

      OH! Shut Up!

  • GentileJewel

    This is such a sick pig group! Writing this! Freaks!

    • lizzy

      I am severely inclined to believe this is true now. Since you are very much infamous for always being wrong.

      • GentileJewel

        Again! Very stupid remark! Infamous to whom? Satan!?:)

  • boystan

    turning gay guys straight for her WHAT KIND OF SLAYAGE

  • boystan

    they better be gay

    • Q

      sorry is all fake

  • sarah

    So here’s the thing, i think it may be harry. i am really confused about whether harry is gay or not (aren’t we all).

    He has had countless flings with high profile celebrities and doesn’t try to hide the fact he gets around so obviously the message he is sending is that he is in fact straight.

    However, my sister’s friend used to work with a girl who has now gone to London to become a stylist and i was recently informed that this girl has said that everyone in the business knows Harry is gay, and tbh it’s not something he’s actively hiding (except from the public).

    Problems i have with this though is; how legit is the source? My sister’s friends works in retail so its likely she does know someone who has become a stylist, and apparently they are close friends so what would this girl gain from lying?

    Also the fact that Harry tries so hard to get with well known celebrities begs the question why is he only choosing to date in the public eye? All the other guys try to keep things private but Harry loves parading these women about.

    If Harry is gay, everyone will be fine with it. It’s the lying that is doing him no favours, and it’s sending a bad message to young people that being gay is wrong, and you should try and hide it. Which you shouldn’t, you should be proud of who you are!

    I don’t ship ‘larry’ or any of that nonsense, he should be able to do what he wants. But being honest is most important. If he is straight though, i feel bad for him because of all these rumours, it’s incredibly hard not to get swayed by them.

    I for one don’t know what to believe now, because seriously why would this girl lie? It’s not like she’s a huge fan or a larry shipper, and it’s not like she’s gone to the papers. She has nothing to gain from it.

    • Anna

      Harry has always come across as straight to me. He is very flirty with women and has always been a charmer. I think he dates in the public eye because he is very good at being famous. Nothing would be wrong with him being gay, but I have always thought him to be the least likely to come out in one direction. Plus he has said multiple times he is straight, why that may mean nothing to you everyone who knows him at all knows he is the worlds worst liar. So for know I believe him and not some person who claims that people in London know harry is gay. There is no proof behind that, sorry.

  • PicturetoBurn

    Actual Taylor lyrics: “Go and tell your friends that i’m obsessive and crazy, that’s fine i’ll tell mine you’re gay” IT’S BEEN THE PLAN ALL ALONG!

    • GentileJewel

      No! She says that because she is and doesn’t want that getting out! Using that shit is a way! Like Blackmail but untrue! Wicked witch!

  • Cici

    Well this is all ignorant bullshit. But I do question Lautner….he is suspect.

  • threelittlebirds

    Um..Taylor and zac never dated. I always thought Taylor was gay, I wouldn’t be surprised if he came out.

  • just sayin

    I always get a lesbian vibe from her, maybe they’re bearding HER?

    • GentileJewel

      Thank You! Or she is to cold and cruel so she doesn’t come across as human!

      • HolyGround

        Pretty sure you are describing yourself instead of Taylor there.

  • Gary Burnaska

    She was not dating Aaron Rogers, he is actually dating Jessica Szhor, who is Taylor’s friend and was in her 22 video.

  • ISeeSparksFly

    If Taylor Lautner ever came out gay, I think I’d cry for days.

  • KK

    haha please joe jonas is not gay because he was boyfriends with a lots of woman’s taylor is just a jelous because of blanda and demi what a loser

  • anon

    She bearded for Harry but I think the rest are straight.

  • Marina And My Diamonds

    Damn Joe looks good here.

  • ty

    talor was drunk thats why she was talking like that

    • whateven

      when? what?

  • Some Dude

    She doesn’t seem like the type to give into that PR bullshit. I think she just legitimately has a shitty gaydar.

  • Emmatome

    You know what, yeah, maybe one of them is gay. But how comes that every time a guy takes care of himself, dresses well and everything, people assume that he is gay?

    • GentileJewel

      No! None of them are but you have a very good point!

  • Queen Amanda Bynes

    Some of these guys are questionable. But that’s not Taylor’s fault

    • GentileJewel

      No! None of them are Dear!

      • Queen Amanda Bynes

        And you know this how? For all we know one if them may be gay, I never said they were but it is a possibility.

  • Kelly

    Even if one of those guys were gay, would it matter? You guys post dumbass things on here sometimes.

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