Joe jonas ‘Blanda Tells Me To Calm Down’

blanda-nick-barcelona (8)Fashion Correspondent Joe Jonas has done a Streetwear Rundown for NYMag! Opening Ceremony’s show was a literal treat. The audience knew something was up because it smelled like a bakery when we walked in, and then chocolate started dripping from the walls midway through the show. I did feel a little sorry for the designers’ actual work, though, because as soon as the chocolate started to fall, people stopped looking at the runway.

Here’s how irresistible that wall was: After the show, my girlfriend, Blanda, and Kelly Rowland, who was sitting next to us, went over to lick the wall together and got covered in chocolate. It was a bit of a mess, but also memorable..

.A streetwear trend I have noted on people at the shows is a simple, white-soled sneaker. A look that keeps showing up in the shows themselves is a leather skirt over jeans for men. I’d try that out, but I think I’ve seen it too many times for it to feel fresh.

(By the way, I did try that Richard Chai–inspired idea of tying a shirt sideways around my waist! I think it worked?) When it comes to clothes, I tend to have sort of ‘interesting’ taste, and Blanda will sometimes tell me to calm it down a bit. But I appreciate it! Again: I always want to keep my look balanced.

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  • Queen Amanda Bynes

    queen blanda runs the show now!

  • anon

    She really needs to go.

    • roxanneXD

      PR too much lol

  • M355

    What do they do besides go to fashion shows?

    • Queen Amanda Bynes

      Premiers, award shows and red carpets for things neither has worked on. Lol

      • M355

        So in essence, they don’t actually do anything.

        • Queen Amanda Bynes

          Exactly. Blanda is also busy spending Joe’s Disney money <3

          • burnin’ up for Joe

            yeah you have any idea how expensive her clothes are? no one but a millionare would be able to afford them

          • Queen Amanda Bynes

            lol yes , does blanda even have a job,? it seems like her and joe are on vacation 24 /7

  • Michelleg3323

    Keeping his style toned down is really working. He never looked better.

    • burnin’ up for Joe

      in 2011 he did, he was a fashionister!!

  • PerrieEdwards

    Never thought he would end up writing for a mag

    • roxanneXD

      lazy guy

    • M355

      He’s a fashion correspondent, it’s not like he writes anything of substance.

  • Queen Amanda Bynes

    Has everyone saw the mess of a video billy ray put out ? Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ&feature=youtube_gdata

    • laura

      Someone is in his midlife crisis…wow.

      • Queen Amanda Bynes

        lol yes, i always thought billy was the level headed one and tish was the crazy one,i was wrong.

        • laura

          Both of them are completely crazy haha god I’d be so embarrassed if my dad looked like that :o no wonder Miley behaves like that…

  • Marina And My Diamonds

    He looks decent here.

    • boystan

      i agree

  • boystan

    yas bitch drag him

  • XaskTaylorX

    I thought it meant that Blanda was calming Joe down, not clothing wise. Joe can wear whatever he is comfortable in. Right?

  • burnin’ up for Joe

    bet she forsed him to talk about her that witch