The world’s most maligned former Disney princess is strutting down the stage, leading a platoon of dancers dressed in (more) preposterous costumes, the most preposterous of them a pair of seven-foot foam finger outfits where the dancers’ heads stick out of the knuckles.
It’s a direct reference to the moment Miley Cyrus finally figured out how to make an entire society clutch its collective pearls: The one with the Beetlejuice suit and the twerking and the aforementioned foam finger applied to her vagina. You remember.
The rapid evolution of Miley Cyrus has been met with a smirk. Our nation’s news feeds are overrun with jokes about her. Mostly, it seems, they are about her physical appearance. She looks like Justin Bieber or Draco Malfoy or some startled stray animal or whatever thing someone slapped next to some unflattering photo of her.
There are plenty of those to be found; Miley does not shy away from unflattering portrayals of herself. More about The Queen here! This article was Tweeted by Mommy Tish. LOVE THE BANGERZ MEET AND GREET ENTRANCE!