‘Miley Is Pop’s Greatest Role Model’

miley-pops-greatest-role-model (70)miley-pops-greatest-role-model (170)bangerz-entranceThe world’s most maligned former Disney princess is strutting down the stage, leading a platoon of dancers dressed in (more) preposterous costumes, the most preposterous of them a pair of seven-foot foam finger outfits where the dancers’ heads stick out of the knuckles.

It’s a direct reference to the moment Miley Cyrus finally figured out how to make an entire society clutch its collective pearls: The one with the Beetlejuice suit and the twerking and the aforementioned foam finger applied to her vagina. You remember.

The rapid evolution of Miley Cyrus has been met with a smirk. Our nation’s news feeds are overrun with jokes about her. Mostly, it seems, they are about her physical appearance. She looks like Justin Bieber or Draco Malfoy or some startled stray animal or whatever thing someone slapped next to some unflattering photo of her.

There are plenty of those to be found; Miley does not shy away from unflattering portrayals of herself. More about The Queen here! This article was Tweeted by Mommy Tish. LOVE THE BANGERZ MEET AND GREET ENTRANCE!

  • Valerie

    Ya she’s the greatest pop role model for porn stars and sluts!!

  • javi g

    who the hell takes there kids in too one of her concerts!!!? rich people with out morals? i mean its there money but the hell are they doing there? the new generation its lost man.

    • GentileJewel

      You said it! Baby!

  • Marina And My Diamonds
    • Zaina777

      They look like they’re about to have sex.

    • HolyGround

      Omg what

      Wait I can’t believe he posted that to his Instagram and more so I can’t believe she actually let him lol

      • Marina And My Diamonds

        Me neither.
        I don’t ever want to see them complaining about privacy again.

    • Cici

      They really love each other

    • Queen Amanda Bynes

      I was shocked he posted this, but it’s actually really cute.

      so I guess it’s official now?

      • Marina And My Diamonds

        I guess it is or they’re just hooking up, we never know when it comes to them.

  • Zaina777

    Whores* greatest role model.

  • BrokenArrow18

    too lazy to read but whats that “legs” picture

  • TrueSmiler

    Mommy Tish seems desperate to post this.

  • Queen Amanda Bynes

    is this suppose to be miley’s vag …. great role model indeed. http://oceanup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bangerz-entrance.jpg

    • thecat61

      That’s not her M&G entrance. Damn, people will believe anything. It has something to do with Rob Zombie.

      • Queen Amanda Bynes

        Didn’t go to her M&G so I wouldn’t know, but regardless she isn’t a great role model.

        Doesn’t mean I don’t like her though.

        • thecat61

          Oh I know. It’s Rob Zombies Great American Nightmare. I saw this last night on twitter.

          Apparently everyone assumes it’s legs spread apart. But if anyone knows about Rob then you’ll understand.

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  • http://zarriall-zombies.tumblr.com FuckHarry

    I wouldn’t call her a role model but whatever tickles her peach.

  • delle

    Honestly, my $0.02 is that people need to stop worshipping celebs, and focus/pay real heros more. We need more Mother Teresas, Terry Foxs, doctors, firefighters, police officers. Kind of sad when you realize we give celebs so much but overlook people really dedicating their lives to the greater good of human kind. Eh. Sad really.

    • GentileJewel

      This idolatry is bad! Warped is a better way to put it!

  • Godney

    All i have to say is … NO