Joe & Blanda Near Public Sex Coachella

Joe Jonas & Blanda Eggenschwiler Share A Kiss At Coachella Music FestivalJoe Jonas & Blanda Eggenschwiler heavily makeout and grope each other in front of Kyle and hundreds of other concertgoers at Day 1 of the first weekend of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Coachella, California on April 11, 2014. Photos: FameFlynet.



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  • Tash

    They shared a kiss. It wasn’t disgusting. It was sweet. She didn’t straddle him, he is holding her waist. They are not grabbing each other indecently. Oh and he’s almost 25! That’s a gentleman. Let it go OU! Keep trying. Maybe next time okay.

    • anon

      It is disgusting but it looks FORCED. He isn’t enjoying it all. She’s too busy showing off for the cameras and shoving her tongue down his throat. He’s uncomfortable as fuck.

      • honesty

        Lol

      • Tash

        He’s a shy guy. That’s all. And his mouth is barely open. She must be a magician to get her tongue down his throat. Don’t say how he feels. He barely has any facial expression & he’s holding her too.

      • 4545

        is not disgusting how can be disgusting if they love each other you are got probelms when is normal when a boyfriend and girlfriend kiis like that everybody kiss like that when they are couple. what world you live in?

        • anon

          The non speaking english psycho has arrived!

          • Uio

            the trashy person who always say that and psycho has arrived

          • anon

            Fuck off already. I’m not going to reply to you after this. It’s a waste of time arguing with an idiot who can’t speak clear english.

          • Uio

            i am not getting to waste my time either with a psychopath or mental problems like you bye

          • anon
          • Had enough of your bullshit

            Not everyone’s mother tongue is English, grow the fuck up and learn to accept that people have different languages.. are you good at speaking.. I don’t know.. Spanish? French? Arabic? and fluently too? Didn’t think so bitch.

          • anon
          • YOU NOT WORTH IT

            sorry but this web site is not to speak perfect or clearly English anybody can commenting what the fuck they want you are infant to say the same thing i dont know were you from or what country you sound stupid and loser with low class this site is shit because of you everybody is gonna laugh about you the way you are i dont know what your life is i dont want to imagine that how your fucking life is must be alone with a misery life well is not our fault that you live like that with anger inside off you. you are a bullying to others no body likes people like you you need to go far away because people like you are disgusting

          • anon

            English please?

          • 6767

            English please you idiot

          • anon

            I spoke english. You are the idiot here pretending to be 5 different people. Sit down.

          • 6767

            speak english you idiot

          • cath

            you gotta be so dumb, man…

      • threelittlebirds

        Why don’t you stop worrying about someone’s relationship, whom you don’t even know, and start worrying about your own. They’re dating, whether you like or not.
        http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121026220338/walkingdead/images/7/77/This_has_to_stop.gif

    • Frfhjb

      Yeah he is almost 25 But what sup with that? Be 24 is the same thing

      • Tash

        25 is different to 24. And I prefer saying 25 since he is turning 25 & already done with 24. Just a preference love. I’m just a person who’s a bit OCD about being specific & accurate. No biggy.

        • Frfhjb

          no is not different 24 is the same thing to be 25 because is adult 21 and over are adult the only thing is to be a adult

          • Tash

            I don’t mean to offend you but by your English, it’s obvious you don’t & won’t understand what I was trying to say. So let’s just drop it.

          • Frfhjb

            I know how to speak It but I don’t know how to say it i am not the only one

          • Tash

            I didn’t mean to offend you. Just explaining that I think it would be hard for me to explain any further and you to understand. So we rather just each have our own opinions.

          • KK

            Hey it’s ok it’s happen to me too i understand what you was saying I get it when some people try to explain to others they don’t Know how to say it

          • threelittlebirds

            an adult is 18 and over

  • Sarah

    The way they kiss…you’d wonder why the hell Joe’s in this relationship. He looks 100% not into her at all.

    • honesty

      Why? Because he’s not smiling? Stop being ridiculous, if he didn’t want her, he wouldn’t be with her.

      • anon

        Apparently you haven’t heard about body language.

        • honesty

          You’d have to actually be there to view his body language and his movement accurately. Not the milliseconds of movement captured by these photos.

          • anon

            No you don’t. LOL you can read someone’s body language just by looking at a picture. That’s how body language experts read celebrities’ body language.

          • honesty

            Ok believe what you want, but clearly the reading would be far more accurate if the body language was observed in person and that is indisputable.

        • anony

          dude if ya wanna talk about body language his eyes are closed and his hand is around her waist

          how is he not enjoying the kiss, just stop

          • anon

            It’s forced. If you can’t see that, you’re stupid.

        • Tash

          Just an example. Let’s look at a very public item like the biebs & selena. Selena constantly looked like she was trying to run away from bieber when he grabbed her ass & boobs & she complained about the PDA. Yet she straddled him many times & caught him off guard & ran back repeatedly & still is & defends him. It’s obvious, not everything is as it seems. You can’t judge from 1 pic or the outside or even what someone says. It’s obvious we don’t know them.

  • honesty

    They are so cute rofl at the guy in the background.

  • Michelleg3323

    There’s passion in that kiss. Good for them. It’s good seeing them do couple things like holding hands and sharing a sweet kiss.

    • anon

      You must be blind because I don’t see passion AT ALL. It’s forced, and if you can’t see that, you need to look again.

      • honesty

        Gosh, you had time to give yourself a thumbs up seven times? Congrats!!

        • anon

          I didn’t like my own comments. You’re stupid.

          • honesty

            Ok.

        • bye bitch bye

          bye bitch bye

          • honesty

            Thank you anon.

      • LMFAO

        lmao you’re such a jonas bitch that can’t accept that your beloved joe is dating someone who’s not you and loves her for real, so you keep making those excuses and fooling yourself. THEY’RE IN LOVE, SO FUCK OFF.

  • anon

    SOOOO many things I could say about this… LOL It looks so forced because she knew the paps were around. If a guy wanted to kiss his girl, his arms wouldn’t be at his side. That’s how you can tell this kiss is so forced. She forced it upon him and his body language shows he wants her to stop. There’s no lip biting or any sexual tension. Janda stans are fucking psychotic.

    • Michelleg3323

      His other hand is around her waist. If he didn’t really want to kiss her he would have pushed her away. They shared a kiss they’re together get over it.

      • anon

        Hardly. He’s uncomfortable. His body language says it all. Hand placement has nothing to do with it.

    • Anon

      He always kisses girl like that. I wonder what that means

      • anon

        Really?

        • Tash

          He is shy. This is obvious that this was less public than the other. And he didn’t think anyone was watching let alone taking a pic. Just cos he’s not into PDA doesn’t mean he’s not into blanda. He wouldn’t be with her otherwise. For example, he left Demi after a month. He obviously wasn’t feeling it. Blanda & him are going strong for a while.

          • anon

            No. It depends on who he is with. That picture was taken just after it was announced he was dating Ashley Greene.

          • n

            no, this pic is 4 months after since that their relationship began.

          • anon

            Close enough.

          • j

            Joe is not shy when he wants to kiss a girl, Joe was always kissing Ashley when they were dating, for example, when they were on tour in South America (Camp Rock tour), Joe always took Ashley’s neck for kiss her. He did that a lot of time in the casino in front of a lot of people who were there

          • Tash

            Don’t you get it. People will kiss inside. He rarely kissed anyone out & about. He kisses when he doesn’t expect people to take pics. I’m pretty sure he will be embarrassed & shy to kiss on a kiss cam or something. He’s not the, I don’t care who’s watching type. Nor is he very aggressive.

        • anon
          • anon

            this pic is days before they broke up their relationship. They break up in late February 2011

          • JoeJonasTroops

            I wonder what happened to them, they were an amazing couple

      • Tash

        Stop trying to insinuate he is gay. It’s called being shy & a gentleman. A man doesn’t have to be a perv or into PDA or trying to treat you like property to be straight. That’s a big misconception & disrespectful. Joe knows how to be a real man.

        • anon

          He’s being forced. End of story.

  • JUG

    Thank God there were cameras around to catch this. So rare seeing public displays of affection between Joe and Blanda. They’re like the Garbo of celebrity couples, always trying to avoid publicity and keeping their private life as private as possible. ;)

    Seriously though, good for Joe and Blanda for using their relationship to remain in the public eye and for maintaining Joe’s much coveted position in the Hot Uppers List of oceanup.com. It’s a lot easier to stay in the public eye by exploiting one’s personal life than releasing new music, going on tour or acting. Congratulations Joe and Blanda.

    • anon

      Is this sarcasm?

      • JUG

        I’m being as serious as Justin Bieber is about protecting his perfume sales.

        • anon

          Sarcasm then.

          • JUG

            Blanda is a star of the first order who should dominate the pages of oceanup for years to come. She does not get nearly enough credit for whatever it is that she does.

          • anon

            Great sarcasm.

        • Tash

          Why do you keep going on about Justin’s perfume sales???!!! This is crazy! You always post the same thing. You’re known for that at this point. I don’t get it. At least if you said music sales, it would make sense. But he isn’t a perfume company. He makes music & like a bunch of celebs, is trying to cash in by putting their name on everything.

          • JUG

            I think I’ve answered the perfume sales question before. It is vital for Justin’s financial future that he protect his perfume sales. Long after radio stops playing his music and girls stop going to his concerts, his perfume sales will continue to pay his bills. Look at Elizabeth Taylor and the millions she made from her perfumes after retiring from acting. Look at Britney Spears whose perfume sales continued after she was committed to a mental hospital and after her last CD flopped. So long as a star does not do something to tarnish his reputation, perfume sale revenues could go on indefinitely. EASY MONEY. Problem is that Justin is tarnishing his reputation on a daily basis and therefore jeopardizing his future revenue. If you were a true Belieber, you’d be obsessed with protecting Justin’s perfume sales too. I’m serious.

          • anon

            What does Bieber have to do with this? Nothing.

          • JUG

            It’s called going off on a tangent.

          • Tash

            We’ll I’m not a belieber so I don’t care. And that does make sense. But their perfumes separated them from their brand after a while. It sells on it’s own. Due to it being liked. Not the star. It’s just good perfume. But Justin’s stuff only sells cos is Justin’s. A bad rep will only maybe lose him beliebers & that will affect all his business. I don’t see him being the next tommy hilfiger. Also since he’s targeting teens & not older women or men.

          • honesty

            Mte!!!

        • Tash

          Why do you keep going on about Justin’s perfume sales???!!! This is crazy! You always post the same thing. You’re known for that at this point. I don’t get it. At least if you said music sales, it would make sense. But he isn’t a perfume company. He makes music & like a bunch of celebs, is trying to cash in by putting their name on everything.

        • honesty

          The perfume sales again!! I am screeching!

        • JoeJonasTroops

          Are you comparing justin bieber to joe jonas? The one who dates selena gomez to blenda? Please. Justin is different, he is a promoting machine, he has fun but gets right back into the studio, not like some people who are STILL ‘taking their time’

  • HolyGround

    Lol “Joe and Blanda Near Public Sex”

    • anon

      More like near public embarrassment

      • HolyGround

        How is it embarrassing that a couple is kissing

        • anon

          Because it’s forced :)

          • Azzz

            is not force you stupid dont made a crap

  • anon
  • anno

    i like his haircut reminds me of adam levine

  • anno

    two things:

    1) he’s staring at kaja’s ass while kissing blanda

    2) he stared at another girls boobs at coachella

    http://i3.minus.com/ibu89gGVrI6R7n.jpg

    • anon

      THANK YOU. He also tried to meet a fan that approached him but Blanda pulled him away!

      • JoeJonasTroops

        Is that true with the fan thing? We don’t have any proof so i don’t know where the heck you get your sources from, i hate blanda more than you imagine, but dont make shit up about fans, it makes me hate joe considering the fact that he puts his girlfriend on top of the fans, we gave him more than he could imagine in his perfect life, more than blanda ever could, and he cant stop for a five seccond picture bc of her? Im done.

    • honesty

      One thing:

      He’s a man. That doesn’t make him any less attracted to his girlfriend.

      • anon

        One thing: You are an ass kisser.

        • honesty

          That doesn’t even make sense to anything I have said. I couldn’t care less about being in Joe’s good graces. Also, stop giving yourself a thumbs up. No one agrees.

    • Cvb

      No he is not staring her ass dont put commentas like that because you dont know nothing like you were there please you dont even know them dont imagine things that cames out to your mind only

      • anon

        Leave.

  • anno
  • anon

    kaelynmartinez ‏@Kaemart_
    And Joe Jonas just checked out Hannah’s tits. Holy shit

  • anon
  • anon

    You want to know how you can tell it’s forced? She pulled him towards her waist and he looks uncomfortable. Like he wasn’t ready for the kiss. Plus his mouth is open which shows he isn’t enjoying it.

    • honesty

      Get a life.

      • anon

        You first. I don’t base mine around getting candids of a couple :)

        • threelittlebirds

          Really? Cause it sure seems like you care a lot about a relationship that you know nothing about.

          • anon

            I could say the same to you!

          • threelittlebirds

            I’m not the one making 52 comments about how the kiss is forced and how joes not into her and blah blah blah

          • anon

            has it really been 52 comments? gosh i did not realize. wow half of the comments here are mine sorry my bad homie

          • threelittlebirds

            I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not, but the 52 was an exaggeration.

          • ano

            no at all no sarcasm there buddy.

          • threelittlebirds

            Well I can sense you’re laying it pretty thick there..

          • JoeJonasTroops

            Bc she likes joe but hates seeing him with blanda

        • honesty

          Obviously you do to have commented that many times trying to prove a point that doesn’t even have enough evidence to support it…

          • anon

            You too.

          • honesty

            Ok

    • 3434

      i saw others pictures of them that jo jonas kiss blanda with passion ok it was a lot of pictures of them like that kissing a french kiss some couples kiss not to much but other times they kiss so hard with passion

      • anon

        You’re fucking stupid.

        • 3434

          The one and only fucking stupid is you so shut up

    • anon

      a kiss with a teeth so sad

  • anon

    Oh, look! She spotted the cameras!

  • anon

    Oh look! She spotted the cameras!!!!

  • anon

    Eyes are open. Even more proof that he’s uncomfortable. Body language is everything.

    • anon

      tell me more about his body language

      • anon

        Nah. You can look for yourself. It’s not hard. :)

  • anon

    Blanda and the love of her life! http://instagram.com/p/ms8V6FhqEB/

    • loser

      haha she is not like you who had a lover shut up

      • anon

        Lol at you calling yourself a loser

        • Chbn

          That person calling You a loser Well You not gonna understand that because You are a loser

    • XXXXX

      SORRYY SHE IS NOT LIKE YOU WHO HAD GIRLFRIEND LOVER LIKE YOU OK

      • anon

        Are you done? Stop commenting.

  • Angela

    Seriously. Look at photos from the last few weeks. He looks uncomfortable and done. Even on her bday he wasn’t smiling until you see the pic with all his friends. THEN he smiles. He looks uncomfortable and annoyed in several new shots. Go back and compare them to how he used to look at her. I don’t think it’s a fake relationship I just think he’s ready to move on.

  • Shanghai

    How convenient for her that the cameras were there!! Strange though that his keeps one arm at his side.

  • KK

    wow french kiss i love this two amazing couple real love

    • anon

      Speak english. It’s not a french kiss, you idiot.

      • KK

        yes it is a french kiss you idiot you not telling me to speak english because i can you are nothin that mental disorder

        • anon

          LEAVE. You are fucking mental.

          • KK

            you are the fucking mental bitch

          • anon

            You mad, bro? You are dismissed.

          • KK

            sorry i anm not like you with that low fucking person you are dismissed

          • KK

            i am a girl not a bro ok bro

          • Uio

            shut up dude or bro you have nothing to say

          • anon

            Why are you replying to yourself? lolz

          • Uio

            i was replying to you moron how moron are you sorry

          • anon

            You’re the moron lmfao

          • Uio

            you are the fucking moron

        • threelittlebirds

          It’s not a French kiss, there’s no tongue. Unless you have proof there is tongue.

  • threelittlebirds

    Wasn’t aware kissing means sex

  • Laura Jonas

    EW

    • mrs jonas

      EW YOURSELF

      • Laura Jonas

        lol

  • Marina And My Diamonds

    OU doesn’t know what sex is.

  • anon

    Blanda is thirsty because she’s in the desert

  • mmm

    I’m not a hater, but Joseph looks uncomfortable

    • Chbik

      Well he is always like that so whats a problem?

      • anon

        hey psycho

        • Chbik

          What is your fucking problem? psycho? You are the one

          • Uio

            Ignore her that person is always like that to others.that person is sick on her mind

          • anon

            You’re the same person LMFAO

          • Uio

            Like I say you sick get out

          • anon

            Yes you are.

          • Uio

            Sick peole like you does not suppose to be in this site

          • anon

            Speak english, psycho.

  • cosmopolitan

    Blanda putting her arms around Joe’s neck signifies intimacy. Joe’s hands to the sides means he’s not interested. His pelvis tilted towards her pelvis implies intimacy. The eyes closed signify intimacy. His hands grabbing her waist imply he wants kids

    • anon

      dafuq no

  • anon

    a guy that kisses with his teeth is a bad kisser according to cosmopolitan

    • JoeJonasTroops

      i really wanna follow youon twitter, high five we’re the same! #BlandaHaterz

  • JoeJonasTroops

    Are you people calling joe jonas a shy person? Well guess what! Nick jonas is twice as much of a shy person joe is, and when he kisses olivia in public, he holds her like he’s about to wrestle her to the ground for a hot fuck, not giving a shit if there were any cameras.

    • Shining

      Some guys are diferents

      • JoeJonasTroops

        like how? let’s say that there’s this shy peron named kye for example, how should he kiss a girl in public? act awkward or act needy?

  • JoeJonasTroops

    it looks like a movie kiss. you know, like ne of those fake hollwood ones.

  • JoeJonasTroops

    love how when ever there’s a post about banda or olivia it’s always most commented on oceanup…told you they’re famwhores!

    • Me

      How are they responsible for the number of posts? Sorry, but being talked about on OU is hardly the definition of “fame”. You assholes that think Blanda “pays” to be written about on here are laughable. This site is a total has-been. Neither Blanda or Olivia are concerned with what the children here have to say. Quit making yourself look stupid.

      • JoeJonasTroops

        ‘children?’ well if nick and joe’s fans are ‘children’ then maybe they shouldn’t date them because the only attention they’re gonna get is from ‘children’ maybe everyone that comments on OU is a child so why don’t you get the fuck out? this is a children’s site. No gossip site like OU is made for fun, OF COURSE it’s got money in it, ocean up get’s paid for these posts or else why would they purchase candids to post? even though blanda dosn’t pay oceanup she definitely pays E! news.

        • 5656

          what joe jonas fans are children?you wrong no because he is a adult and he has adults fans chidren they dont even like them becaue they are to old for them this site is for teen and adults not children site you was talking like that because you went mad thats all

          • JoeJonasTroops

            Im. NOt the one calling joe’s fans children, @me is so go talk to her

          • anon

            hey psycho

  • shanghai

    WHY does he keep his other arm down? Saw him do that in public with Demi? Its not really OK for PDA in public because it usually makes people around uncomfortable UNLESS of course you are just doing it for the paps standing next to you!!!

    • JoeJonasTroops

      i really wanna follow you on twitter

  • ilikethemtogether

    maybe she just took him by surprise so they only thing he managed to do was grab her.. they just kissed. If you think they ‘nearly had sex’ then you obviously have no idea what the sex thing is.. :P

  • Nick C

    Actually, I am dating someone from Geneva Switzerland, and this is just how they are with regards to PDA. Blanda on the one hand seems yes to be forcing Joe into a kiss, but I imagine this isn’t the first time shes “pounced” on him for a kiss…the picture probably just caught Joe at the non ready stage :)

  • lil b

    All of you guys are fucking retarded hahaha

  • smiler101

    Ok so most likely they need to get some.work done instead of just clubbing and vacation but as long as I know that’s just a kiss! They’re not even all over each others! It’s really sweet in fact!

  • Godney

    Is OU 10 years old?

  • Silvana

    If the author of this article truly believes this is “near having sex”, I honestly feel for her/his privet life, or lack of one…

  • fghfghfhdg

    I gotta admit, this does look pretty staged/forced. And of the two, Blanda looks like the more convincing one.

    Btw, Camilla Belle was also at the same event, though she didn’t engage in any PDA, staged or otherwise. Come to think of it, she hasn’t bothered with the boyfriend thing at all since she dumped Joe.