Liam Payne Pickup Line REVEALED

liam-payne-pickup-lineHarry Styles revealed to Very magazine how single lothario Liam Payne chatted up a new conquest: ‘I once went out with Liam and he has some funny chat-up lines. He went up to a girl and said, ‘Do you have a [bandage] because I hurt my knee when I fell for you?!”

Would YOU fall for Liam’s pickup line and into his bed?

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  • laura

    He wouldn’t even need a pickup line to get me in his bed.

    • Luciana

      HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG ILY btw thats true

    • Tash

      Chases you with Chastity belt!

      • laura

        Hahahaha I am sorry but have you seen that guy? Just a little smile would be enough tbh

        • Tash

          I don’t know why he reminds me slightly of Bieber lately. I’m not into blondes or boys with light brown hair, or the typical white boy type. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to sound racist or anything. Don’t like the cutesy looking ones too. I like cute but rugged & I want a giant! I’m only 1.51 but I want someone who towers over me. My only exception is Nick Jonas. But lately, he qualifies! The personality is key though. Quiet & Stern! Let me show you my type. That’s Roman Reigns from WWE. I know you’ll like that tattoo =p I don’t like tattoos. But I like this one. I think it’s beautifully done.

          • laura

            Omg no don’t say that, don’t ruin it for me! :p
            I wouldn’t he’s my type but idk muscular guys with tattoos is something I really can not resist. But I still prefer dark haired guys, preferably long hair or curls and some killer biceps haha but then again, I also find the lead singer from 5sos attractive, I think it’s the lip piercing..
            Omg same here! I’m only 1m60 (might even be shorter) but I’ve never dated a guy who’s shorter than 1m85, so weird but idk I find it cute when I have to stand on my tippy toes or if he has to bow down to hug me.
            SWEET MOMMA JESUS! That guy is killing me :o and that tattoo, damn! I’d be scared he’d break me though, I’m fragile haha

          • Tash

            I want to climb him. He’s 1.91! *blushes*

          • laura

            Who needs the chastity belt now huh? lmao

          • Tash

            I have my ring, okay. Which I keep on losing for some odd reason …. *tries to not make eye contact*

          • laura

            Don’t worry, I will not tell your mom about it haha

          • Tash

            *blushes* ;) I told my sister about how I complain to you. My mum freaked out. Paranoid that someone knows our business & how embarrassing if I ever see you. What’s the chances that will EVER happen???? *raises eyebrow* =D

          • laura

            Omg your sister is such a snitch! :o
            Secretly, I live in your town and I am going to tell everyone
            http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrrzhzSVi91qgnrga.gif

            Imagine that haha

          • Tash

            HaHa, my sister is. But mum overheard. If she could inhabit my body, she would. She stalks my entire existence. I just had to go through & explain a whole convo I had with her friend. It was a basic 5 min convo. But mum had to know! HaHa, that is so cute! Still love your Mr Bean one! =D Let me not mention that to mum. She would get paranoid!

          • laura

            Well, one day you will live on your own and hopefully you can finally live your life the way you want it :)
            The Mr Bean one is the best, the movie itself was perfection as well haha

  • Rocky

    Liam could just breathe and I would get in his bed.

  • http://zarriall-zombies.tumblr.com FuckHarry

    They don’t even need pickup lines, who they playing lol

  • a

    Ya’ll below need to love yourselves.. vvv